general

[blazing scroll]

monkey spider man?

[drowsy merlin]

my singing monsters

[blazing scroll]

oh

[onyx grotto]

Alright so the T I trashcan gets thrown out, add an I into that (lowercase L) can starts with c so lc e comes from the meme (E) lce. What happens to trash In the landfill? Gets broken down over time. - breaker. Trashcan = lceBreaker

[drowsy merlin]

took me like 30 mins

[opal fern]

LMFAO

[blazing scroll]

[astral mason]

👀

[fallow sail]

https://i.imgur.com/WqXHP3L.gifv

[stiff sun]

dont send that again

[granite ridge]

lmfaoo

[shrewd cedar]

[drowsy merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cry-crying-tears-broken-gif-15062040

[modest onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-dog-gif-21703011

[drowsy merlin]

msm

[opal fern]

🟨🟨🟨

[drowsy merlin]

my childhood

[granite ridge]

blue square better 🟦

[opal fern]

nah it’s orange

[granite ridge]

nah

[torn badge]

is there any news or does anyone know if there will be more giveaways soon?

[modest onyx]

Probably not right away, considering we just had our holiday wheel last for a few weeks, and that was the biggest giveaway we've ever done.

[upper niche]

They're plenty generous, give em a break from the giveaways haha

[onyx grotto]

Yes. In homage of the octane, they are hosting an unpainted octane giveaway soon

[upper niche]

can someone give me trading advise?

[quartz grove]

Damn 😂 I need an octane

[torn badge]

good point

[upper niche]

other way around

[modest onyx]

Buy the good items, just become jeff bezos

[upper niche]

bruh what

buy the earf

[modest onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/rumiyonce-beyonce-gif-24261814

[upper niche]

me after starting my 8th free trial of vpn in a row to play lost ark early

[shrewd cedar]

[upper niche]

god the game is so addicting

its like crack but actually legal

[shrewd cedar]

[upper niche]

oh wow they made the free trial 2 months

[sullen bramble]

sooo

oops

[upper niche]

and the game comes out in a month

its gonna be so bad when the veterans switch to NA/EU servers on release

[modest onyx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91i_hrMEK-A

good times

I miss when the game had these wonderful bugs

and a year before my video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWeOJtJH4U

[upper niche]

i miss when everyone was garbage at the game

on first release

that was truly a good time

[modest onyx]

Serubi was actually a pretty entertaining content creator

Ngl

[upper niche]

somewhere out there theres yt vids of me playing rl from when i was like 14

[modest onyx]

but how about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMru8_w8yHQ

[upper niche]

what the hell is that

[modest onyx]

he got the alpha set before the alpha set

[modest onyx]

the pre-rocket league

[upper niche]

the precursor to rl

yes

ive seen that like one other time ever

reminds me of halo from when halo in 1997 was called monkey nuts

[modest onyx]

rocket league wasn't even a concept when serubi made that video

[upper niche]

im not making that one up

[modest onyx]

the alpha for rocket league was in 2014

[upper niche]

2015 was a good year

[modest onyx]

which was 5 years after he released that video i linked above

[modest onyx]

yeah, rocket league went live

[upper niche]

yes

[modest onyx]

and so did our site

[upper niche]

my title is still est 2015

og gang

[modest onyx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukUUtEyUKl4

that theme song sounds great

It definitely radiates pre-2010s vibes

[upper niche]

pog

[lavish dune]

there’s probably ppl who played alpha and got the alpha items and then quit

not realising they have like thousands of dollars on their account

[upper niche]

all my friends who played with me on release stopped playing after 2017

they got some decent stuff from what i remember

the first time i opened a crate i got a black market and never had luck with them ever again

[modest onyx]

oh for sure

[opal fern]

one of my crates the i opened early into my rl career i got a pink octane

[opal fern]

lmao

[opal fern]

hehe

you are half of mine

[upper niche]

so uh

[opal fern]

what

[upper niche]

anyone here know what download is in russian

[opal fern]

no more cosi cosi

[upper niche]

thats correct

[tall violet]

Stupid head

[modest onyx]

had to do it

[opal fern]

i either get a level up or you sent to many emojis

[upper niche]

i have to assume its one of the big red buttons

[opal fern]

pins are lookin funny now

[shrewd cedar]

mee6 moderates emoji spams???

[opal fern]

diff server

[shrewd cedar]

I did not know that 😳

[opal fern]

[shrewd cedar]

oh

[opal fern]

stare champ

[shrewd cedar]

I'm dumb

[upper niche]

yeah i cant for the life of me find the download button

nevermind

[opal fern]

maybe

[upper niche]

just deleted RL for more space

https://tenor.com/view/duck-gif-21938561

[upper niche]

[opal fern]

stare champ

[shrewd cedar]

did u shorten your username

[modest onyx]

just

[upper niche]

[modest onyx]

Move to the space station

[woven dune]

Wow if you needed space just ask NASA

[upper niche]

w h a t

[modest onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/like-the-way-you-think-seinfeld-like-it-gif-12849435

[fallow sail]

I wonder how many amazon shares equals the entire RL inventory

[upper niche]

7

at least

[modest onyx]

bezos could buy psyonix, epic games, and every item in rocket league and still be richer than the majority of the world

[opal fern]

who

[modest onyx]

Elon is his only competition

[shrewd cedar]

yes

[indigo sleet]

Lmao

[upper niche]

i dont trust bezos with satelites

[shrewd cedar]

easy: bezos buy elon musk

[fallow sail]

epic would be a rounding error in his financials

[upper niche]

LOL

dude is gonna launch a mind control device into space to get people to want to buy stuff from amazon more

[indigo sleet]

Lmao

What

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-bezos-rocket-gif-21411085

[opal fern]

but then he buys tiktak so then your mind gets control to buy more from amazon which one nflunced kur couturier cgenerajton which gives us branciptcy

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/wth-what-in-the-hell-what-the-hell-what-in-cornbread-hell-gif-20881142

wow, english 100

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[upper niche]

i just lost half of my intellect trying to decipher the last part of that

[fallow sail]

epic is $28 billion, bezos is $195 billion, he could buy it for 14% of his worth. if someone has a million dollars, that's $143k

[upper niche]

i feel like a Navajo codebreaker

[opal fern]

you actually did math or what

[opal fern]

influenced our future generations which gives us bankruptcy

nice embed

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-tree-christmas-kid-funny-smirk-gif-19683948

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-dr-evil-zip-it-funny-annoyed-gif-14443050

[upper niche]

my download speed aint it

game is 2gb out of 51gb in the last 5 min of downloading

[opal fern]

i unzipped it

[fallow sail]

what game

[upper niche]

lost ark

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/little-too-much-information-saturday-night-live-tmi-you-said-too-much-too-much-info-gif-23378648

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/sussy-baka-gif-23659164

[opal fern]

well you zipped him so i unzipped him

it cancels out

🤨

[upper niche]

sus emoji moment

[indigo sleet]

Ok bye

[opal fern]

[indigo sleet]

[upper niche]

6.5 mb a second

crying

[opal fern]

sobbing

shaking

everything

[upper niche]

my friend gets like 200kbs a second so i cant complain

dude lives in the middle of nowhere virginia

has to drive 45 minutes to find civilization

does my vpn being on have anytging tro do with download speed?

[opal fern]

idk, it affects ping tho i think

only affects

[upper niche]

ill turn it off for the download just in case

[shrewd cedar]

I have 400mbs but it never goes above 250mbs in downloads

[upper niche]

as long as the russians dont purge me for being an outsider

do you live inside of a nasa orbital command?

[shrewd cedar]

and ofc the 250mbs isnt really moving at 250mbs even tho it says it does

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-boomer-the-office-old-man-michael-scott-gif-15530652

[upper niche]

i peak at like 30mb

[opal fern]

leeeeeauve me alone

yah

[opal fern]

akio moment

[upper niche]

i just joined the cats and kittens servers 😂

why are they a thing bahahaha

w h a t

discord kitten moment

yep

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gato-bebendo-agua-fofo-gif-18880096

[fallow sail]

[tribal bridge]

scam?

.

[upper niche]

your face is a scam

what is?

[fallow sail]

yes frog is skem

[upper niche]

this has been building up over the last year

[tribal bridge]

didnt ask but ok

[lavish dune]

how much have you spent on steam holy shit

[upper niche]

im just waiting for something crazy expensive to enter the shop

about $5k in my life

[tribal bridge]

wth

[lavish dune]

fucking hell

[tribal bridge]

38k???

$5k?

.

[upper niche]

my dumbest purchases were skins in csgo

dont ever go down that route

[tribal bridge]

bro where did you find this much cash

[lavish dune]

I hope that cane out of your wallet not your parents

[upper niche]

a j o b b r o

[lavish dune]

if ur old enough to have a job

fair

[tribal bridge]

ok i see

grinding

[lavish dune]

must be a high paying job

or ur just broke now

[upper niche]

its

walmart

and im in collge so

[lavish dune]

oh so u make a decent amount

[upper niche]

i havent been the brightest cookie in the tool box as they say

[lavish dune]

what’s your hourly rate if u don’t mind me asking

[upper niche]

14

[lavish dune]

nice

[indigo sleet]

Im the stupidest 16 yr old

[lavish dune]

usd?

[indigo sleet]

Like

[upper niche]

$550-$600 every 2 weeks

[indigo sleet]

Ever

[lavish dune]

usd?

[upper niche]

i throw most of it into saving tho

[tribal bridge]

yes obv

[upper niche]

yes

[tribal bridge]

.

[upper niche]

speaking of shit purchases

im about to make one

[opal fern]

u smart

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/betty-white-dab-mood-gif-5044603

[tribal bridge]

.

dab?

really?

.

[opal fern]

your walmart is weird as fuck

[lavish dune]

what r u gonna buy

[shrewd cedar]

nah it's gotta be me

[blazing scroll]

djeidhwhw

[opal fern]

u had to call security cuz of them wolf girls

[lavish dune]

also whag happened to ur former staff role

[tribal bridge]

wtf

[upper niche]

this is a different acc

i requested deletion of the other

[opal fern]

go ask support for it or smth

staff role

for@er

former

[upper niche]

yall about to see the magic of online taxes in maryland

[shrewd cedar]

no

[opal fern]

what’s it like

[upper niche]

online taxes made steam cards a pain

bc a $20 game is more than $20 online now

[opal fern]

lmao

L

[shrewd cedar]

[upper niche]

well

[shrewd cedar]

I got more

[upper niche]

here goes nothing

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gato-bebendo-agua-fofo-gif-18880096

[onyx grotto]

Lost $100 for a dispute that happened like 2-3 months ago

[shrewd cedar]

mine is like 1000

[upper niche]

i guess ill check the shop

[opal fern]

you’re finally on pc

[shrewd cedar]

I am since I got staff

[upper niche]

im very tempted to get the witcher 3 profile set for 10k

[weak ledge]

👀

[opal fern]

no you ipad user

🤬

[shrewd cedar]

tf

[opal fern]

ipad user alert

[shrewd cedar]

I started staffing on pc

but im also on ipad

[opal fern]

ipad user

[shrewd cedar]

both

I use both

[upper niche]

ladies and gentlemen i have secured the drip

im happy

[shrewd cedar]

I mostly use pc when I have to do other stuff on my ipad

or when watching netflix on ipad like rn

[upper niche]

my ipad has like 500gb of malware on it

[shrewd cedar]

nice

[upper niche]

pogpad

[shrewd cedar]

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-soda-running-gif-19780970

[quartz grove]

Can I add to your misery?

[upper niche]

[weak ledge]

👀

[upper niche]

i just realized thats a halo 3 ad

[opal fern]

tk caught in four kay

[upper niche]

why is it that low quality

am i old??

isnt halo 3 only like 9 years old

[weak ledge]

Shush that’s photoshop

[upper niche]

2007

im old

[opal fern]

no photoshop

go check rlhub

[weak ledge]

All photoshop

[opal fern]

nooo

i’ll send the thingy uncro

[weak ledge]

[muted rain]

that aint that old

[weak ledge]

[shrewd cedar]

I was 2

[opal fern]

i was probably not born

[muted rain]

damn

[opal fern]

i wasn’t allowed to be born

😃

[weak ledge]

Same

[muted rain]

i wasnt born

[shrewd cedar]

[muted rain]

[shrewd cedar]

13+?

[weak ledge]

I was 2 first tho 👀

[muted rain]

yes 13

[opal fern]

in vitro fertilization

what

[shrewd cedar]

how do u know

[opal fern]

i couldn’t be born

[weak ledge]

Wait a minute

[muted rain]

[weak ledge]

Cuz smol brain

[shrewd cedar]

[weak ledge]

[shrewd cedar]

j

[opal fern]

wdym by that

[muted rain]

[opal fern]

🤨

[shrewd cedar]

discord is 13+

[opal fern]

think about what u wrote

😭

[muted rain]

sus

[opal fern]

ice

[runic quarry]

what is this conversation

[shrewd cedar]

oops

[muted rain]

uhhh

[shrewd cedar]

I wrote j

[runic quarry]

yall children

[opal fern]

for the most part

[muted rain]

yes

[shrewd cedar]

[muted rain]

well me

[feral tangle]

Bruh I've been parting the last few day glad too be back how is everyone doing

[shrewd cedar]

I'm great wbu

[real granite]

[muted rain]

godly

[feral tangle]

Great bro my parents are getting me a oculus

[tribal bridge]

nice

[shrewd cedar]

@onyx grotto

[muted rain]

NOOOOO my mum didnt let me get it even tho i wanted it for a whole year

[onyx grotto]

That's not allowed

[shrewd cedar]

whats that?

[feral tangle]

Dude that sucks

[feral tangle]

Vr

[shrewd cedar]

oh gotchu

[feral tangle]

Yea it's pretty sick bro

[shrewd cedar]

nicee

[onyx grotto]

Very rare

[muted rain]

yes ncvr

[feral tangle]

[shrewd cedar]

wheels

[feral tangle]

[onyx grotto]

[feral tangle]

[shrewd cedar]

[muted rain]

the holiday wheel was the worst thing for me no rewards every day

[shrewd cedar]

same bro

but heh

free

[blazing scroll]

i got a couple spin agains

[muted rain]

yes

[opal fern]

ion talk shit i do it

[blazing scroll]

FINALLY

[opal fern]

NOBY

[muted rain]

damn

[opal fern]

NOOB

YOU BAD

[muted rain]

im level 1

[opal fern]

BADDDD

[blazing scroll]

ik

[opal fern]

i’m level 63

[blazing scroll]

youve been here way longer

[opal fern]

63

53

😭😭😭

[blazing scroll]

snd ur more active

so

shit

shit

shut

[opal fern]

shit shit

shit

shit

😁😁

[upper niche]

i was like, a chikd but still old enough to play games

[blazing scroll]

@upper niche why diff acc

[muted rain]

Ayo, @muted rain Congratulations! You've FINALLY reached level 1!)

[shrewd cedar]

[opal fern]

drama

[blazing scroll]

hmm

[upper niche]

bc discord is garbage and there’s too many people on my other

therefore i am a permanent resident of pink not lilac gang

[shrewd cedar]

why does he only say congrats to me

[opal fern]

that was deep sour oke

purple

[weak ledge]

Hi shifty

[opal fern]

hey man

[muted rain]

imma headout cya

[upper niche]

what the dog doin

[opal fern]

put that thing away

[shrewd cedar]

what the cat doing

[opal fern]

please

[shrewd cedar]

youre welcome

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crawling-cursed-cat-scary-cat-cat-crawling-to-camera-gif-18327415

he do be absorbing your lifeforce tho

[west bough]

Hi

[upper niche]

perhaps

would anyone like to play lost ark with me

im gonna make a new character

and hello

[shrewd cedar]

whoops

[shrewd cedar]

hi

[west bough]

How are y’all ?

[shrewd cedar]

great wbu

[west bough]

I’ve been alright not the best

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/donowall-vc-join-vc-gif-23602938

[west bough]

Cant

[upper niche]

currently drinking a tea in hte mic

[opal fern]

zeemy de die onna zertf

[shrewd cedar]

[opal fern]

molly by playboy carti

duh

[shrewd cedar]

duh

of course

silly me

[full current]

hey i main octane and i have a lime one and no one will trade me for pink or colbolt should i add to the trade window

[onyx grotto]

~tc

[trail trout]

Hey! This isn't a trading channel! Please use one of the following channels to trade based on your respective platform! #trading-pc, #trading-psn, #trading-xbox, #trading-switch. Don't forget to use the [H] have [W] want trading format. For example: [H] TW Octane [W] 10k cr.

[onyx grotto]

ah wait was that a question or an offer

[shrewd cedar]

question I think

[halcyon crane]

i am a 47 year old man who is the father of 9 i just hit this quad flip musty pogo breezi supersonic reset in bronze -8 am i good????????????

[shrewd cedar]

no

[late coral]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-no-zyzz-no-bodybuilder-gif-23904691

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[shrewd cedar]

[late coral]

thanks bb

[shrewd cedar]

np

[onyx grotto]

@lyric sleet W trade

[fringe yarrow]

Do you guys ever wish you could just shut off your emotions and not think irrationally?

[onyx grotto]

incoming emo kids

[fringe yarrow]

No not emo lol I have a good life

Just filled with anxiety bro but very funny

[onyx grotto]

wasn't talking about you but i seen people say stuff like that and get flooded with fake emo kids online saying that they dont have emotions n shit

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-want-to-feel-something-miley-cyrus-plastic-hearts-song-saturday-night-live-im-tired-of-feeling-numb-gif-21524844

[shrewd cedar]

[fringe yarrow]

Well still it was funny 😂 I'm just stressed as a novel writer I'm my worst critic and all I do is overthink and just destroy all my work that takes hours been thinking about it all day

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/youcandoit-believe-encouragement-yes-doit-gif-4399864

[opal fern]

my face is bleeding

😃

ITS NOT AN OWO FROG MOMENT

😭

[fallow sail]

it's always an owo frog moment

[fringe yarrow]

Thx man

[opal fern]

you’re an owo frog

🙃

and bruise is gone

yay

[shrewd cedar]

hm

ok

[opal fern]

8

[shrewd cedar]

7

[blazing scroll]

655432

1

[opal fern]

jordo

[blazing scroll]

bruh i open my gif page thing and the first thing i see is 2 people doing the

[opal fern]

what did you think of thy pack

with out me

smh

[blazing scroll]

uhhhh

it was

ez

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/schfifty-five-shfifty-sing-stick-man-gif-17648987

[opal fern]

trifecta

[opal fern]

lmao

that’s the point

[shrewd cedar]

my cat will just ask the random person to pet her smh

[blazing scroll]

your cat can talk?

[shrewd cedar]

it can

I trained her

she can say

fu

when I step on her tail

[blazing scroll]

thats pretty cool

[shrewd cedar]

amazing

[opal fern]

more like an OUAR

[fallow sail]

I love the cowbell song in RL

https://tenor.com/view/morecowbell-cowbell-snl-reaction-mrw-gif-4995713

[opal fern]

why am i so fine

like

😃😆

[shrewd cedar]

[opal fern]

you said it yourself

not me

you said i was

💀

[shrewd cedar]

[fallow sail]

on a scale of 1 to 10 I'd give today's item shop a 0

[quaint gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-doing-izzy-power-rangers-dino-fury-whats-that-what-the-heck-is-that-gif-23326762

[shrewd cedar]

that was my cat talking then

[opal fern]

lemme have my moment

[quaint gyro]

Aight bro

[sullen bramble]

so nobody’s gonna talk about how i got spherngy

[shrewd cedar]

I said shaggy was more handsome than you

[opal fern]

nope

[shrewd cedar]

I did

[opal fern]

nobody gaf bout u

😍😍

[sullen bramble]

🤨

[opal fern]

ye but we all lie sometimes

you’re supposed to not agree

[shrewd cedar]

like you do

[fallow sail]

shhxk typing a novel

[opal fern]

no, i just happen to be more attractive than others

😒

[shrewd cedar]

others being

[quaint gyro]

Hi

[shrewd cedar]

shrek > shifty

ngl

[opal fern]

that’s the point

😭

[fallow sail]

I care

[opal fern]

paulo

[fallow sail]

hi

[shrewd cedar]

[quaint gyro]

Shrek > everyone tbh

[shrewd cedar]

yup

[quaint gyro]

Oh man who changed my nickname

What a tragedy

[shrewd cedar]

I wish I was shrek

[fallow sail]

dammit AJ

[opal fern]

toshi ebb

[fallow sail]

why do you always do this

wtf

he did it to me too

[shrewd cedar]

he renamed me ICE ICE BABYY the other day

[upper niche]

🍍 🍕

[quaint gyro]

🧀 🍕 tbh

[fallow sail]

🍍🍕🧀

[opal fern]

pepperoni and meat lovers tbh

[upper niche]

you guys aren’t mature enough to understand pineapple on pizza

[sullen bramble]

🌶️🥓🍕

Best ong

[shrewd cedar]

I do

[sullen bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-green-screen-creem-garvy-discord-gif-21105824

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-pineapple-portal-spiral-gif-16315871

[quaint gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/pineapple-pizza-food-throw-trash-gif-17492841

[sullen bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-breach-discord-transparent-gif-14122019

[sullen bramble]

lo

[shrewd cedar]

see that's actual hawaiian pizza like I said

It's good

[quaint gyro]

💀

Ill say it again like I always have

Pineapple doesnt belong on pizza

[maiden rock]

yo is trading down

or is thius dude tryna scam

[quaint gyro]

Pineapple is ok on its own

[maiden rock]

it's failed like 10 times in a row

[quasi night]

Pineapples made of pizza

[shrewd cedar]

i prefer all dressed or pepperoni but pineapple on that hawaiian pizza isnt bad

[quaint gyro]

But not on pizza 💀

[opal fern]

aight now we put tajin and lime juice and eat it

[sullen bramble]

you do NOT Disrespect our pineapples LIKE THIS

[hoary meteor]

Not this again

[sullen bramble]

NEVER

DO YOU

[shrewd cedar]

you prolly never even tried it

[fallow sail]

he hasnt

[quaint gyro]

Oh trust me i have

[sullen bramble]

NEVER DISRESPECT A PINEAPPLE

👎

[shrewd cedar]

well I have too and it's good

[fallow sail]

not a good one

that's for sure

[shrewd cedar]

this

[upper niche]

plum sauce anyone?

[fallow sail]

on pho

[quaint gyro]

My cousins favourite type of pizza is pineapple pizza and every birthday party we had as a kid he would order it 🤢

[opal fern]

do neim

[shrewd cedar]

this kid's a legend

[upper niche]

i had a sandwich with raisin bread once

it wasn’t bad

[quaint gyro]

I had milk orange juice an water mixed once

[shrewd cedar]

diluted orange juice

[quaint gyro]

Milk

[opal fern]

you should try milk and coca cola

[hoary meteor]

U guys nedda stop

That’s not ok

[shrewd cedar]

I had water + milk + grape juice + salt + pepper once

[hoary meteor]

Bruh

Whew

[quaint gyro]

I was sick once and i decided to chug salt water

[shrewd cedar]

basically mixed everything there was on the table

[opal fern]

i'm kidding, don't try it it's terrible!!!

[quaint gyro]

I was at mc donalds once and i put ketchup in my shamrock shake and dipped a pickle into it

[upper niche]

you guys should try milk and red bull

[shrewd cedar]

no

[upper niche]

and sprite with banana

[shrewd cedar]

no

[quaint gyro]

Wdym sprite with banana sounds 🤤

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/sprite-banana-sprite-banana-sprite-chug-sprite-drink-gif-23770745

[opal fern]

you guys ar e being weird

stop that

[hoary meteor]

Shifty

Shafts

[opal fern]

yes?

[hoary meteor]

Ahahahhhaha

Gotcha

[opal fern]

yeah that's me

no

it's me

that's me

my name came from shifty shafts

i'm being frl

[fallow sail]

kids have horrible taste so I imagine that pizza wasn't very good

[hoary meteor]

Rlly?

[opal fern]

ye

shifty shafts

[hoary meteor]

👀

[opal fern]

legendary location

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-suspicious-gif-23068645

[hoary meteor]

U rule the shafts?🤭

[opal fern]

not sus

[median storm]

[fallow sail]

SHAFTYYY

[opal fern]

nah ion rule the shafts

i'm the king

[opal fern]

[upper niche]

you can rule my shaft 😏

[opal fern]

aaand we are done

[onyx grotto]

you can shift my shafts

[quaint gyro]

It was papa johns
Papa johns is the best pizza there is

[timid jungle]

No horne

[opal fern]

😭

pizza hut is good

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/smirk-ryan-reynolds-grin-gif-4553503

[quaint gyro]

I like pizza huts crust

[tribal bridge]

pizza hut

[timid jungle]

Maestro ftw

[opal fern]

we on that green shi

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-black-kid-gif-3535805

papa john's is awful man

maybe that's why you don't like pineapple

[quiet sedge]

I like men

[opal fern]

i just spent

such a while

uploading server pfps

[fallow sail]

poof poos?

[opal fern]

what

😭

[shrewd cedar]

Good night guys

[fallow sail]

server poof puss

how do you say that word

[opal fern]

what are you trynna say 😭

OH

[opal fern]

pee eff pees

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/shirley-temple-giggle-laugh-gif-5118563

[maiden rock]

bruh this noob tried trading with me

[opal fern]

it's not funny!!

[maiden rock]

the trade failed like 10 times in a row

[opal fern]

lmao

[maiden rock]

was he tryna scam? or something

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[maiden rock]

he dmed me a very stupid reason he thinks why it doesn't work

[quasi night]

☢️

[maiden rock]

"we need to trade equal rarity"

sigh im done with this game

[runic quarry]

Yes

[maiden rock]

how so

[runic quarry]

Its the new scam going around.

[maiden rock]

yeah i saw

[runic quarry]

#announcements message

[quasi night]

☢️

[maiden rock]

i made sure the trade window never double accepted

also how would he make the trade fail everytime

[runic quarry]

I believe its part of the glitch

[quasi night]

👍

[restive nexus]

The new scam thing happened to me 6 days ago

I didn't know about PS4 playback so I didn't get a recording

[quasi night]

Happened to me today

[maiden rock]

i saw someone pay 10k for an uncommon

[restive nexus]

Somebody tried it on me 1 min ago

Rip

[maiden rock]

swapped with octane

[restive nexus]

I was buying a tw octane and lost 8100 creds

[quasi night]

Ouch

[onyx grotto]

yalahOOHEE

[quasi night]

Hello

[maiden rock]

bro someone scam someone by switching a fennec with a white fennec to confuse new players. then say in chat Haha scammed

when they underpayed for a tw fennec

you have to be rich enough to give out tw fennecs tho

[hot pivot]

So yuh

[maiden rock]

i went from 1.5k to i think around 3.7k

i haven't totalled everything up yet

all in today

[fallow sail]

man I'm watching sesame street with my cousins kid and realized how progressive that show was for its time

[maiden rock]

is that good

[opal fern]

good

yes it’s good

[quasi night]

Thomas the train > Sesame Street

[maiden rock]

what does that mean

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/eyebrows-bert-and-ernie-zoom-in-gif-15273688

[maiden rock]

did he say it's his brithday 💀

[onyx grotto]

paulo

[maiden rock]

it's actually my brothers yesterday

[onyx grotto]

please dont tag me

[onyx grotto]

aplgy accept

[maiden rock]

how do you get titanium

[onyx grotto]

give me money

and 100% titanium guarantee

[trail trout]

DISCLAIMER Titanium’s minimum price is €19.99. Titanium plans cannot go below the prices of other premium plans.

For custom premium plans which go above the limits set by the ultimate plan you can sign up for a Titanium plan.

Custom plans can have tailored numbers of trades, alerts, vault entries and autobumps to allow you to use RL Garage effectively. Please create a ticket by clicking the contact button at the bottom of the Premium details page located here: https://rocket-league.com/premium

[quasi night]

Money

[onyx grotto]

8 days

[quasi night]

Lol

Good

[opal fern]

wait till you see mine

[quasi night]

Hbu

Yeah I took a break from this server

[maiden rock]

how can i double my cr like today

[onyx grotto]

give me and i will give double

[maiden rock]

3.7k

i started today with 1.5

[quasi night]

Trust trade ☢️

[shrewd cedar]

How is there an ayo message

[maiden rock]

you wanna know what i did to make so much

[quasi night]

No

[fallow sail]

scam puppies

[shrewd cedar]

My 33 messages are "congrats, you've reached level ...

[onyx grotto]

changed recently

[maiden rock]

bought fg, lime, bs, saffron mainframe in pc and sold them all to 1 guy 1 at a time on switch

[shrewd cedar]

[maiden rock]

all his credits were crossplatform

[opal fern]

can’t that be me

[quasi night]

54 💀

[maiden rock]

instant 500 profit per

[shrewd cedar]

I'd do that in 3 days

[fallow sail]

no

[hot pivot]

Holy

[opal fern]

crying

[hot pivot]

Any of you on rocket league side swipe discord server?

[shrewd cedar]

The lvl 53 to 54

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-come-at-bro-ese-rat-gif-16181220

[shrewd cedar]

I will

[quasi night]

I was banned from it

[shrewd cedar]

[quasi night]

Lol

[hot pivot]

What reason

[quasi night]

I forgot

Forget*

[hot pivot]

Oh

[maiden rock]

paid 700 for bs sold for 1100, saffron for 800 sold for 1650, lime for 1.1k sold for 1600, fg for 800 sold for 1400. so ez mony

[fallow sail]

how do you get banned from a server that nobody uses

[hot pivot]

well whoever has the link someone send it to me

[shrewd cedar]

#mobile-app-issues-old

[quasi night]

I’ve also been banned from bosf and the snowsgiving official discord server

[shrewd cedar]

kiod sent it

[hot pivot]

😳

[shrewd cedar]

congrats

[onyx grotto]

gift me stuff

[quasi night]

I’m such a trouble maker

[shrewd cedar]

Yes

Indeed

[shrewd cedar]

No

I won't

[onyx grotto]

fake ass

[shrewd cedar]

Alright

I'll see you tomorrow

[quasi night]

Goodbi

[shrewd cedar]

Good night everyone

[onyx grotto]

yes

[quasi night]

goodnit

[onyx grotto]

@shrewd cedar good night bro

sweet dreams @shrewd cedar

also

u gotta be a dumbass if u say gn in this server

[shrewd cedar]

Why

[onyx grotto]

everyone gonna ping and be like "gN"

[shrewd prawn]

whats up everyone

[shrewd cedar]

So?

[onyx grotto]

u cant sleep lol

[shrewd prawn]

@shrewd cedar gn

[shrewd cedar]

I get 20 notifications when I wake up

I turned off sound

[onyx grotto]

when u got an alarm

[shrewd cedar]

cause of class

[onyx grotto]

u cant just turn off sound

[fallow sail]

gN

[shrewd cedar]

I can lol

I can disable sound notifications

[onyx grotto]

when u got an alarm

[fallow sail]

goodnight SleepBreaker

[shrewd cedar]

What is that

Sound

I get banners but no sound

[onyx grotto]

idk korean

or

german

[shrewd cedar]

Lmao "can't disable sound"

[onyx grotto]

[shrewd cedar]

[onyx grotto]

see that'

[shrewd cedar]

what

[onyx grotto]

u gotta moderate the chat

[shrewd cedar]

i did

[onyx grotto]

and ur saying u gonna sleep though

[shrewd cedar]

[onyx grotto]

ur not commited to being an rlg staff

[shrewd cedar]

ok

[onyx grotto]

ight fr gn

im outta here too

[shrewd cedar]

"Not commited"

[shrewd cedar]

gn

@onyx grotto

Sweet dreams @onyx grotto

[lavish dune]

is that this week…

[shrewd cedar]

Last 10 days

[onyx grotto]

ohhh

i got something for u

u said

[shrewd cedar]

bruh I just warned you

[onyx grotto]

u sleep soon

@shrewd cedar

[lavish dune]

that’s insanely high

[shrewd cedar]

Nah it dropped

I was at 99h lately

[upper niche]

wdym

[lavish dune]

8.5. hours

[shrewd cedar]

I warned you for trading in general chat

[quasi night]

I’m calling it

[shrewd cedar]

And yet you come back again

[lavish dune]

😵‍💫

[quasi night]

Tw oct in the shop terror

[quiet sedge]

I like men

[quasi night]

Tmro*

[lavish dune]

is that an Australian bulldog in your pfp

[rapid path]

Why tomorrow?

[quiet sedge]

No it's a english bulldog

Or he may be a potatoe

[fallow sail]

hello?

[shrewd cedar]

hello?

wait why am I still here

[onyx grotto]

cause im here

[shrewd cedar]

Ah yes

[sullen bramble]

YOU NEVER DISRESPECT A PINEAPPLE!!!
Reason 1, they are delicious Reason 2 they good reason 3 cuzzzs

[onyx grotto]

skyline

[fallow sail]

this

[shrewd cedar]

reason 4, cuz they belong on pizza

[onyx grotto]

akio in the best servers ngl lmfao

[sullen bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/sand-worm-sliding-gif-14209907

[onyx grotto]

me rn

[shrewd cedar]

My cat snoring lmfao

[quaint gyro]

Wrong

Papa johns is literally the best

[fallow sail]

compared to what, freezer pizza?

[sullen bramble]

no

[quaint gyro]

Their pizza is good and on top of that their free garlic sauce is actually so good

[onyx grotto]

freezer pizza hits diff

[onyx grotto]

depends on what type obv

[sullen bramble]

🤨

[snow rain]

what perks do i get if i boost this shitty ass server

[shrewd cedar]

Is it free or just included in the pizza price

[sullen bramble]

me

[shrewd cedar]

#looking-for-team

[fallow sail]

I ate one of those tonight

the ones we talked about

[sullen bramble]

you get nothing

[quaint gyro]

Where do you get pizza from

[dim ledge]

anyone c1+

[sullen bramble]

me

[onyx grotto]

ill ship a toilet to ur house

[quaint gyro]

You get a message saying you boosted the server

[sullen bramble]

theres a fight

[fallow sail]

don't eat it much but when I do it's either bougie restaurants or nicer freezer pizza, not much fast food like dominoes/pizza hut/papa js

[onyx grotto]

boosty deleting hella messages

[sullen bramble]

im not a girl

dumbass

[onyx grotto]

wrong

[snow rain]

perfect

[onyx grotto]

ur are

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-omg-surprised-scared-kid-gif-10714204

[sullen bramble]

no

[quaint gyro]

Bro just came into chat and started beefing 😭

[snow rain]

i prefer non-women

[quaint gyro]

For no reason at all 💀

[fallow sail]

toilet is just vibin

[onyx grotto]

bet DMs

[snow rain]

im always vibing

[sullen bramble]

[snow rain]

😈

[sullen bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/killerbean-nitro-gif-18080005

me rn

i have the most random gifs

[willow raft]

ato

[snow rain]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/913667265071824958/913667715451998288/MOSHED-2021-8-5-15-19-59.gif

fuck

[onyx grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[sullen bramble]

you

[onyx grotto]

L bozo

[snow rain]

when and where

[willow raft]

L

[sullen bramble]

nah

[onyx grotto]

ur the biggest L ngl

[sullen bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/seth-meyers-here-you-go-letter-l-take-the-l-gif-17811613

[willow raft]

at least im not a ultimate user

[snow rain]

just die

[willow raft]

why not

[snow rain]

sleep forever

[sullen bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/morgana-fortnite-chug-jug-with-you-gif-20562744

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/toshi-fake-toshi-unicorn-toshizzle-gif-22538710

[onyx grotto]

cause i aint cuddlin with him tonight

[sullen bramble]

no

[snow rain]

i wish i could just sleep forever

[onyx grotto]

u at MY house

[snow rain]

like die and shit

[onyx grotto]

u good?

[snow rain]

everytime i wake up in the morning im like "fuck, i gotta do this again" (live)

[fallow sail]

I'll make you sleep

[snow rain]

boutta be on my 17th year of not being good

[shrewd cedar]

Had to take care of some stuff. Good night everyone

[snow rain]

nobody cares

[shrewd cedar]

[shrewd cedar]

ok