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mf bmws with them led headlights pulled up to the max
Just dontgo into the fast lane
Wait @twilit matrix
Guitar gets here tomorrow
Are u ethnically Bahraini
Lowkey led headlights aint bad, its the fact people dont know how to place them properly so they dont blind everyone 💀
@willow frigate I slam all 10 inches in
☠️
Wait what
Dude that scene got me so bad
I laughed way too hard when I saw it
which scene?
Nope, i lived/studied there, im ethically half russia half my dad died right before i was born
are you ethnically bahraini?
The one I just referenced
ohhhh
So i dont know
U should add the shiny smile emoji in ngl
Dell what should i cook for dinner
Fr fr
@chilly hareOOH CONGRATS ON GUITAR
did I say it wrong
English isn’t my best language
I’m hyped
nah its just the first time i hear this question so im repeating it to you
just get a tuna can twin ur ass not gordon ramsay
may he rest in peace , have u been to Russia??
I am sleepy
LOL
Are you the first time I hear this question so I’m repeating it to you?
I live here in russia rn lol
I thought I asked a dumb question for a sec
COMMUNIST ‼️
possibly
ohhhh
whats with the feet react
siiiii
Feet my beloved
valid
I wanna leave this country asap 💯
Which one
Lowkey, every country is in a bad position 😭 unless we all move to like antartica or sum sh
America ❤️
@north cliff Stop the feet
theyre stepping on you
Understandable
Why
okay imma move there
Grr
Nvm, couldn't be worse
yea see
SEE
GG @dim wolf, you just advanced to level 9 !
@sterile arrow hope they wont deploy you
Where you from ethically?
Ehh ill take whatever life throws at me
Mb
Still man hope yozll be safe
Ayyy 7abibti fr we love our iraqi people
@shadow geyser skull emoji why
Ayyyyy
Democratic republic of the Congo my beloved
Hiya
any haters of Iraq is an OPPPP
hey angel
my bestie is from there
Hiii
Shut ur mouth theseus
tonight im gonna give you all my love in the backseat
how u been bro long time no see
Get a room chief
freak
my mom said to not say bad stuff like what u said on the internet
who tryna marathon mlp
i thought drc was in a rough place atm
I think itis
So is every other country fr
MEE??
yeah
Im scared
What'd i say 😭
Has one of the highest crime rates in the world but the ppl are nice
there's a scammer in here
@raven cove
i saw a mini doc on the gov using bandits to rob everyone and the un being sent in but not really being able to do anything
often the way
criminal
Thanks i appreciate it
When mod apps
lol
.
March 32nd
Mk
"Corruption is only good if im involved hehehaha"
soo true
We all will
thank u kidney lady
I want a poptart..
I feel like horse riding isn’t a hard sport
I hating living
classic un
It’s dealing with the rest of your life that comes after it
self love is important
Thats the hard part
Make me some fr
What comes after horse riding??
yeah its hella hard trust me
can i make a mod app and just not put anything like spoiling the ballot
people riding
been horse riding before
Controlling a horse can be hard
I’ve done it and it’s chill
Living.
My horse was fat tho
i mean it was chill for me too but the horse was lwk tryna throw me off 😭
jai hind
🚬🐟
Hey buddy you ok there?
i rode a horse before at 3am and it was really cool
Oh mine was a fat white one who just like walked along
This is why tea calls you what she does 😭
lmao
yo does anyone here reside currently in italy
Shut
ya
i feel like its harder to ride a horse when theyre racing
mb
No manim hungry as fucj
What
🤤
wait deadah
Who's tea
Now this I can understand
no
lmaoo, i rode the most violent horse and i felt they lied ab the aggression
You havent met tea
I do
yo sus
What does she call me
Oh my days
what up
???
Ill ping you
nah deadass
Hi hungry asf I’m slay
Yh
yooo did not mean that gang
what part twin
Was it the person who said we were married?
all good
“He’s a bit spicy”
Gets thrown off
Yes thats the one
LMAOOO 
Ohhh
the gobbler has logged on
I mean going 40mph over 4 feet hurdles must be pretty scary
Son 😂
Block worthy
Let’s not be rash
yo my friend invited me here in 2023 cuz he said the memes messed up af
is this true
Goodnight
goodnight son
North
No
So, did I misunderstand you in DMs or did you misunderstand me cause I can’t figure out what happened 😭
They were worse in like 2020
yo warm up a little
wait i thought i replied
?
guys do WE touch grass or just discord mods
No no you’re fine 😭
lack of sleep aint for the weak
Sleep man
cuz discord mod tuff too ig
Gotta get that sleep
im pretty sure my dad broke his back or something riding a horse when he was a teen
gonna gamble and wait till night
Oh boy
Im watching TJ do physical therapy
guys its duke season
nicee
mannnnn i need my ass ate @chilly hare
God all the meat heads on tiktok eat os chicken man
classic brundon post
Josh you freak
is that a dude askin for that
almost there dolly just sit tight
you gettin excited or somethin 😂😂
the lion doesn't tip minimum wage workers
Hyrax would end this mf
Yes
you’re right
ayoo no
Just realized donuts name bro
LMAO
Unfortunately
😭
the lion doesnt mw that
oh damn
Can yall let me record this time
Bet on a horse at the grand national and the mf ended up failing the first hurdle and leaping forward onto the floor and the horse fell on him
i am the lion btw
ive been silently not getting it
thats messed up 😭
Where the femboys at
Ew
50 quid down the drain I was fumin
LMAO
as long as u get my good side
LMFAOOOO
Don't splash any on my burrito this time
thank you thank you thank you
Do the roar
i fear he may do it again
We know hun
i’ve been gettin a lot of cuck’ memes on tiktok recently and i thought they were hilarious so i told my girlfriend about one of them and she was furious
she did see not the humour in it so now i don’t find it funny either
@amber halo jittleyang
thanks dude
💔
this is like going to a comedy show and asking not to laugh
you’re gettin splashed
does that mean youre no longer sitting in the chair?
I didnt find it funny either but it was good watching you two
💔 💔 💔
laughed
Cheers mate
happened to a buddy of mine actually
never again in my life
Sometimes this servers funny
@fringe basalt im here
You're welcome I would never lie to you
Dear god
i would reckon i look pretty disgusting man like a cornered animal
its the feral emotions that make it beautiful
@lucid tangle ARE YOU WILLING TO FIGHT FOR SUPER EARTH
then why do i sob before during and after
Can I get a raise though 💔
Why am I getting payed the same as a cadet
you misspelt gay 😂😂💀🖕🏾🖕🏾 FUC YOU🖕🏾🖕🏾✡️☠️☠️
its raw pure emotion
Yall ever had pimple inside ur ear
Because super earth that's why
GG @daring dew, you just advanced to level 5 !
I have
Most annoying thing ever
I haven't died for 5 missions super helldive
Pay me more
Bugs or bots
Bro I've been sitting the past 30 mins in pain ts throbbing it popped by itself when i laid down
Just in your calvin klein boxers in the corner looking like beavo with a ham sandwich ur mum packed you
You get better pay for better performance, the real question is why are you performing like a cadet
Just use tissue to clean it
All 3
Pus/blood doesnt stop
700+ kills isn't cadet numbers..
Idk why the game got pretty boring for me
Lowkey feels like my hearing got better
It will eventually
Mhm
Kills are good but what about your objectives
What
this you?
All done, every last one, even the bases
nah i thought it was you
Are you insinuating the government of super earth is to blame for your lack of pay?
nooooo hahah..it’s definitely you
🤣 🤣 🤣 nahhh its you
Yes mf, infact I am
I hate uni so much vro
See that's why you don't get paid the big bucks
I'm going to shoot the next diver I see
Chaos divers mindset
Sound off twin
foid, foid, go away! don't spike my cortisol today foid, foid, go away! come again another day
(I have not played the game in 6 months)
foid foid, go away, spike my cortisol another day
why
I haven't played it since last year
Need better pay cuh
Lowkey playing helldivers rm
why
Omg is your pfp the golden medalist?
❤️
Got boring
I play yukuza now
cuz its stressing me out
Elisa mew
real
what’s ur major
Fries GPUs
yes its alysa liu
hi
Doctor of Medical Dentistry and dental surgery
Dentists are freaks
i play overwatch
hiii mal :D how are u
Rich
thank u
They be digging in your mouth
Who else puts their fingers in your mouth?
Freaks
im doing well, how's everything going
nah
They're freaky
dont u want good oral hygiene?
They actually have the highest suicide rate of any medical profession
So you can smile without embarrassment
Mew mew mew mew
yhhhh
one day im gonna do it
Fr, trying to be in our mouths for what, asking us to relax our lips and throat
Dental??? Really
Femboys are mid
I didn’t know
I hope not
Omgursh she's my idol 😊
Yeah
that’s so random
I'm omw to the dentist rn
Probably why it’s so hard to get an appointment
yea maybe
🤔
just a regular cleaning or sum else?
guys
FREAK
I need to book an appt lowk for dental work
yes
u got a micro dick' bro stfu
u didn't even know her name broski
ur shit' small texas
How would u know
SAY LESS ❤️
Cleaning and a checkup because the bottom front part of my front right tooth is kinda sanded down
man
throat goat in chat
i was looking at that
Soda told me
bro said say less
U GOT THE SCREENSHOT
Let's do shia rave
Bro
Mb
yeah it’s stupid
yo
But everybody saw her performance, she's really famous 
They did it so they could put all ids in one spot
Cause now you can grab pfp and banner ids
Just mute/blacklist by user
did something happen?
is it on the gumline or on the incisal surface?
literally
new texasred nerf rolled out
lol
true true 
when i go to prison im telling them all about you
is ur banner expedition 33?
isn't that the ai slop game
Yes
Lol
Hi
im pretty sure it involved ai
W pj
w pj
why is pj so goated
L pj
@willow frigate
w pj
Hi Malz
im done glazing u pj
heyy
I phrased it wrong sorry, I mean the top in that case
Is this bc I called you a pedo
hi pjj
It was an asset that used ai that they forgot to replace
I wonder
The part that would be used for eating
im pretty sure they used ai for placeholder art which they replaced with artists after the game was out
@shadow geyser look up mario gomez cha cha
aaaahh
That's all
Discord giving me reason to not moderate
Hello goat
chico blanco…
wsg og
is it worth getting?
No you’re thinking of when every news outlet tried to tell you it did, when all it was is that they used it for the placeholder images of the newspapers in the game while developing it, and then patched it out of the game 5 days later
would you bet your life on that fact
It just caused a whole lot of drama cause the game lost an award from some major show because of it to get clout
oooof that sucks
I ain't reading allat
Shizz I feel like you having 2000 hours on genshin is a fair reason to fall you a pedo
Absolutely. It is turn based so know that ahead of time.
Nm I got class today
@upper vortex YOURE BRAINWASHED
don't u own a corner shop bro
AI was used only as placeholder. Not for main game
Dead?
u lwk look like satarou gojo pj
it just isnt
He works at the fun fair
i dont think theres many facts id bet my life on
i love turn based
im replaying divinity atm
Ok thank god someone else does
All of Josh’s coworkers are Gypsies
Absolutely get it
no i work at a fun fair
say it aint so
creating a paper trail..
can i visit
ira fair
Are they appalled by the fact you made it past 2nd grade
It’s on game pass. Or goes on sale every now and then. 2 hour free trial on ps+
Type of shi I watch at 3am
r u the guy ripping of families by rigging the prize machines
He’s the guy in the dunk tank
YEEEEEEEEEPPP
Xd
LMAO
He gets paid to talk shite
LMAOOO 😭
pj icl ur lwk funny
im gonna visit josh at his work place
u go that From me
LMFAOOOO
(og)
ur going to be escorted off the premises
U taught me
he literally GOT THAT from me
you wouldn’t last a day at the fair bud🤣 soft hands
I known Malziie longer than almost everyone else in memeology
bros making it sound like its construction work
blue collar
wait
yeah you would know all about my soft hands wouldnt you
uhhh
foid
nah i only known u for like 4 years
u the real art
you feel great!
Josh do you even have parents
Spends all day getting dunked in the splash tank
i met pj when he wasn't a bunny
Wgat was i
caterpillar
i was an anal’ baby, the doctors were stumped
Now I’m a butterfly
malz remember when pj used to talk nonstop ab goth girls 

REALLL
Gyatt
bring that pj back
Ok listen I was like
buried deep within him
14
erm yes
LMAOOO
dont bring him back bro
man
if i joined the server back when you all did youd all be children and id be uncomfortable
I’m a changed man
Wait he did?
pj would mention all the failed situationships
Revert
😭
I’m the goat
he was a different man i promise
Is pj finally over goth girls?
truth
Bro
they supply towels buddy so you can dry yourself off🤣 and i bring spares just incase so ha🖕🏾🖕🏾
How disappointing
Guys this was 4 years ago
You sure
pj remember when i used to lwk glaze everyone
Shut up chudlet
how old are you right now
Nah I swear this was only semi recently
Imma tell your girl to do goth make up
Like a year ago
Yeah now it’s just me
See what that does to you
true that
18
ur the guy w the big shoes and red nose and curly colorful wig, what's it called again
Clown
tryin to goonbait your friend alright man
clown mentioned
Bro
thanks goat
i love clowns
My natural beauty does things to pj
You wouldn't last a day stapling papers at a warehouse job
So who cares
id be the best clown lwk
I wish I could be as happy as great ppl 
i’m laughmaxxing rn
Gigglebait
?
R u a goth
Donut you’re legit on a list
laughbaiting
Bro
alr i need to go back to studying
No I’m a white boy
whimsymogging
he's palm beach Pete
But pj loves that
pj keep being the goat
😹😹💔💔💔😭
????
i’m tellin selena gomez ur talkin shitt about her man 🖕🏾🖕🏾
what
So there's like the crown and the root
My guitar gets here tomorrow bud
i would last a week and you know it

why is it HD fuck you
huge w
😭
wait i should deepfry it
is that your boyfriends name 🤣🤣 #gayasfuck
Palm beach Pete also has the same jet and stien
Until you get a staple in your hand (im shit' at my job)
nah nvm
Name someone more goated than me
i need to get out of bed
Me
me
Yes
Real thugs listen to cupid
me
I'M FEELING LONELY
aight Pete
Even worse
ummm the person who invented ice cream sandwiches and the person who invented electricity and the person who invented water purifying process
@chilly hare U lucky I aint behind allat
buster keaton
yeah
it’s alright man and you know why it’s alright
cos we’re going independent
All of these are wrong answers
heavy on ice cream sandwiches
I wanna give my love to fans like how Alysa Liu gives her love to her fans, if I had fans 
i HAD to mention that first
Real thugs listen to what I'm listening to
man
Whoever discovered sex tbh
wdym fans bro
loooool
RESPECT 😭🙏
keep me away from ice cream sandwiches
Bro
even buster keaton?
they’re the best
All of what
I inject numbing fluid into my hand so I can staple without pain
Let me Google him
My booty ain’t thicc
keep me away from oiled up black men
you’re lucky i don’t blow my bad breath on u bru ✌🏾🤷
nobody was doin it like him
Ur gonna be a virgin for another 30 years bro
ass' is ass'
?
?????
NO BRO
Who genuinely thought to stick a penis into there to make more people
OML
Dude I said it first shut up
im gonna keep this in mind next time i go to the oiled up black men convention 🥹
Saved us all
@summer pebble hop on jjs?
shiz ur spiking my cortisol sybau
you scared you’ll like it
Lemme cook you on Ryu or Yuta you can pick
i legit got no clue dude
i just got here
You’re a foid you don’t have cortisol
oh my days bro
I’m gooning in class rn
jiggle jerk show????
Please stop larping
I cannot catch a break
Yeah ok
Yeah
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
oh
foid foid go away spike my cortisol another day
If you’re gonna larp at least make it believable idk
Oh
I finished the lab 40 minutes before everyone else you cannot make this up💔
am i talking to a future staples factory hall of famer right now
But love is in the air... oh wait bad breath is also 😆
Real thugs aren't allowed in dentists cause of the amount of numbing fluid they stole
ur putting out theseus statistics
Hes on the wall
#deletefeelings #xxxtentacle #emo
False
😂
thanks for laughing man
lol
No I suck at my job stapling papers so I need to inject it into my hands so it doesn't hurt
thank you thank you thank you
np
Wait r u being srs 😭
What do you call ppl who want to praise and say good things about a celebrity or sportsppl? i thought they are called fans..
I’m like hey what’s up hello
i need go get out of bed
kylian mbappe had pictures of him everywhere
look at this sub5 negative canthal tilt eyes knucklehead
whats up danger 
I’m not even sub5 I’m sub3
okay so why r u lying now
What’s the opposite of sub5
back and body hurts
???
why would u have fans gang
May as well sleep
is that gooder
glad you’re well :D i’ve been okay, it’s been a really rough week but we are surviving
Are you saying im sub2
No it’s worse

i only woke up an hour ago
Man... people take animal adoption pretty freaking seriously
my culture isnt your costume
Bro what do you think sub means
bro u hella handsome on some real gangsta shi
Genuine dumbass
Awwww ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Josh could never
😭
Yeah if Adam looked like shit’
have some self respect chuddo c unt
No
same, cuz i got no sleep while being sick
woke up and my whole back sore
You look like if Adam was a predator
Didnt he keep his ex girlfriends viagra
Ikr, like just gimme the puppy bro
Hello again
Yappy said that was you
i’m goodlooking
donut is a pretty boy
I mean the training I have to go through just to volunteer at the shelter
Ur talking to yappy… a 15 year old
it is serious
how u got sick
are you working? :(
You were better friend with him than I ever was
Remember
2 Orientations, WHMIS certification, 4 hours of online courses, 4 hour in-person training, police criminal background check, 8 hours of shadowing another volunteer
@fringe basalt can you help me make a resume that would get me hired at the fun fair
went to a function, allergies spiked rlly rlly bad, went home and woke up hella sick
Yeah I’m also younger than you idiot
mf u were basically yappys guardian bro stfu
You’re still 18 bud
cant go to a function no more at my big age
unfortunately i’ve been here for 9 hours
and her estrogen 😂😂 that girl is a real crowd pleaser small world all her friends know me
2 year age gap is like the max
somebody must've done some messed up shi at that shelter
he looks like Sabrina carpenters son if he had some type of genetic disease
Anything past that is weird
If he was 15 and you’re 18 that’s 3 bro
i would do anything for an up and coming aspiring fairist
He’s 16 now
I lied bc
“Now”
why r u not on Easter break or something?
I wanted people to think ur a pedo
Mostly, so that they don't allow psychos to give the dogs bad habits that end up endangering someone
wsg chat
@swift elm tell the guy at the door you know Brundon and he’ll let u teabag his wife
Work never ends
Oh no
I’m working like 55 hours a week Malz
I'm about halfway through my training
bro is suffering in silence
I don't have any... but having fans isn't just for monetary gains. There are many reasons why a person might wanna have fans, right? What made you like someone or be their fan at some point in your life? I think it's pretty obvious that big celebrities fill others with positivity
Bro what are you even saying
pj
I shall do this
holy America
why are u guys constantly trying to call each other pedos
I’m a hero
cuz it's funny
nah imma be complaining all day 😭
It’s an inside thing
noo😭😭america hates their workers
at the gay factory 😂 BOOOOOM FUC U
It’s cuz he wants to be inside me
.

nvm bye chat
Theseus make another comment and me and donut are gonna tag team you
big if true
ok cortisolmaxxer
bye
Is this what the US government argue about
sorry
On jjs right
yeah on jjs
no they all can agree on that
they used to do it to me man #feelingscared
on jjs right?
At least I have cortisol foid 😂
LMAO
oh yeah, thats true. animals attack ppl if they're treated badly 
No we’re gonna fuck’ him
@willow frigateThe irony of me currently watching The Immortals where the main character's name is Theseus
Hard
scary
LMAOOOO based show
they naming a character after ME
thats....not how cortisol works
bless up frenchboy
why am i so goated wth
I’m not French
She’s a woman they don’t have cortisol
right
Also, we have to know how to train bad habits out of the animals. My job is going to be a canine companion
idek where u live
This made me laugh
my ego a balloon who tryna pop it
Switzerland
right.....
Aw I love you too
Donut lives in Brazil
Is Wally a Portuguese or French name
Imagine speaking fake German
Movie, and Theseus is played by Henry Cavill
? what the fuc
I’d kill myself
Thank God I don’t
beautiful
?
Diddy ah boiiii
Then why are you in Switzerland
pmsmaxxing
holy goat wtf
Switzerland has 3 languages
i love henry cavill
i would beat the shitt out of donut in real life
Pussymaxxing
Prolly
But I thought German was the main
"German" at least
true
Malz could probably beat up donut
swiss german
Single-handedly
fuc outta here foid ahh 😂😂🖕🏾🖕🏾
It’s split up into 3 zones one speaks French the other German and the other Italian
Yeah the fake one
I agree she should fr
why r ur emojis tanned
Guess I've only witnessed the German one
He came to Ireland on a dinghy
Pretty insane cast. Henry Cavill, Mickey Rourke, Stephen Dorff, Luke Evans, John Hurt
committed to the larp
Cuz he’s tanned?
What stupid ass question is that
Had a good therapy I’m basically a baller
????? Superhero lineup 😭
icl ur onto somethin😭😹😭💔🥀
He goes sunbeds tbf
My emojis are yellow but I'm not yelliw
Hi thesues
lv sandals ☠️☠️
hey mair what up
What level are they
Definitely Zimbabwe
Nothin much hby
Of course I am
It's basically a better version of Clash of the Titans
doing pretty decent ngl
Wally is a british name
Oh I thought u were Portuguese
british ahh
49 do you speak French
btw donut 7+7 is not 49
Imma def check out the movie bet
@shadow geyser getting the mullet surgically removed tomorrow
I would kill donut for a muffin
its a british insult
It is
I am and that’s not my name
What is it then
It it really?
That’s good I’m also pretty good except I lost my remote again
I thought u already got it removed
I drank too much milk 
What is 7/7
1
1
Only intelligent person here
Nice job jerk
non ironically yeah, calling someone a wally is like calling someone a muppet
I only know the name Theseus after the thought experiment. Ship of Theseus
Nice going jerk face
7x8 = 67 lLOLLLLLLL
Oh I found my remote false alarm
keeps growing back it’s like when u don’t properly wipe and u have itchy ass for days😂
daniel larson was quick
hey be nice
aw shucks man, manifesting the remote for u
crazy
Daniel larpson
thats chill, most people say that anyways
excuse me, david larpson
I found it it was under my weighted fizzy
i prefer david
So u just grew a mullet back
Your my favorite man in this server
Donuts real name is Wally
Thats aura
woah the manifestation worked hella fast
Ikr
Dude them rhinos got a horn, trying to charge out here like come on man. I’m over astrally projecting myself on the surface of the sun right now. Curious George over here got to curious when he told Sun Tzu the art of war and then plankton invented AIDS, it’s just another day.
Hi cabbage man
muppet is a bad one here to be fair
u might be on something bro
Hi 👋
i thought his name was Pasqualé
I’m the funniest person I know
hey aakuma
youre a bit of a muppet
I hope so they were onto to me too
how's u
Wally “donut” Rodriguez
doing goood wby man
where is the Rodriguez coming from
So, rhinosaurous has a horn. Unisarous has a horn. Human is not have horn. So we are not mammaols and we are isopod
biology guy
wally donut anderson is better
His parents
I woke up and I just keep remembering I've been playing goat simulator my entire life
Freya told her friend my real name and she asked if I was Chinese
Also my Instagram literally has my name
@vapid ice Ecobank Kenya
Oh its gotta be good
Noice, I'm doing well too
slide your ig to me
It’s a very common name
freya probably told me your name but i forgot
You have it
“Xiao????? What kind of name is that”
tuff
@chilly hare dont do that
no i blocked you actually
Shiz don't you have to study
My name is shiz
yes
Hi Ksi forehead
Shiz Wally Rodriguez
Yeah
Hello Nicholas
ur not swag like that
So there the crown, the tooth, the root, the neck
middle name
i always get flashbanged by sodas real name bc snapchat wants me to add him sooo bad
I don’t remember your first name
I an in love with you.
good
Lol
It's shiz obviously
i should download snapchat and find everyone
I like your pfp
Pedo
thank you

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