#đŸŽ„ Barbie

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mild rune
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Exactly, so technically they all can be anything

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Thought it was a bit of a dumb comment after I wrote it

kindred jackal
mild rune
sturdy trench
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So, is Barbie gonna cross Super mario bros worldwide?

glass tiger
sturdy trench
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Ah

mild rune
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It'll pass that within the week worldwide, and has already passed Mario a couple of days ago domestically

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Making it the number 1 film of the year... and with the rest of the year filled with art/drama films and other "not predicted to be box-office record breaking" kind of films, with Dune Part 2 delayed, I think it'll more or less be safe to celebrate Barbie as this year's big winner.

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Napoleon, Wish, Killers of the Flower Moon, The Creator, Equalizer 3... all could still have legs, but at the moment I can't see a Barbie level phenomenon releasing for the rest of the year.

whole rover
atomic bone
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Let’s gooo

glass tiger
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Woohoo

mild rune
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Ever? I would need to adjust for inflation lol

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Headline clickbait really, since The Exorcist is still 2.9billions adjusted for inflation

sturdy trench
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Inflation is just one of many factors and the idea that we should adjust for inflation old movies and many then say they are the highest grossing movies is ridiculous.. like you can't compare the situation in 1930s and beyond with right now. The viewing patterns were totally different.

mild rune
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Right, but saying that without at least compensate for inflation is also bad.

sturdy trench
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I don't think inflation should even be considered for comparing box office. Like you can't compare a situation where we have so many streaming services and other forms of entertainment with movies from past years where yes there was TV, but there was not nearly as many content as right now.. not to mention no social media and other things.

mild rune
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Frankly, production costs and economics are also very different, so it’s WAY more than inflation.

sturdy trench
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There are so many factors involved.

kindred jackal
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also, fairly certain actors salaries are much more than the studio contract era ever were

sturdy trench
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Totally

mild rune
# sturdy trench Totally

Basically, the viewership is offset by higher ticket prices, but inflation alone doesn’t account for crew and actor fee increase, as well as material and marketing budget increase, and theater per screen operation cost DECREASE. Basically we can say that Barbie IN TODAY’s market, is about the same as far as percentage of theater-goers going to see it compared to the crazy mass of viewership NUMBERS of The Exorcist. On a business level, Barbie is probably getting close with VOD and Streaming, but still a little shy of The Exorcist in pure inflated numbers. It’s an ok guideline, but yes it doesn’t show the whole picture.

mild rune
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On the theater side, while they don’t make as much on concessions anymore because they have to profit share with Coca Cola and Starbucks and whatever, their costs is more than offset with the per screen operating cost and cheaper per screen staff
 which muddies things even more.

mild rune
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Just pure inflation, it’s 2.9billion, but as to actual economic value, it’s possibly a lot more.

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Meaning, how much that 450-odd millions that it made after breaking even can DO, if put back into the market (or to make more films) is likely a lot more than the 1billion or so that they made after breaking even on Barbie, can do.

sturdy trench
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Well, it is very hard to quantify that though, again so many factors involved.

light dune
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impossible not to

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i havent even seen this movie for a second time but i havent shut up about it

agile ember
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Finally going to watch this

latent chasm
sturdy trench
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Just incredible

light dune
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Historic

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"Where were you when Barbenheimer"

mild rune
agile ember
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I liked this

kindred jackal
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I'm hoping to see it again this week with my mum

agile ember
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My mom despises this because pink

agile ember
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The Mattel executives were funny

sturdy trench
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Yes they were

whole rover
kindred jackal
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Went to see this again today, first time for my mum. It being national cinema day, the screening was packed. I feel like most people had already seen it though as the jokes didn't generate as much laughter as the first screening did.

dull rapids
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While I’m pretty sure this may have been a simple scheduling concern, I still think it’s a missed opportunity that neither Jodi Benson nor Micheal Keaton had some kind of cameo in the movie. Would have been fitting since they are technically the first cinematic Barbie and Ken before Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling.

dull rapids
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Exactly what I said.

mild rune
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But I agree, would’ve been cool, especially if they did a “more dipsy” rendition than “stereotypical Barbie and Ken”

sturdy trench
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Barbie is out on digital?

solar pagoda
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Yoo nice

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Now time to watch

sturdy trench
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I guess the date has changed for digital release

whole rover
thorn flicker
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Finally saw it and I have a lot of thoughts on it. The story wasn’t very interesting to me but the set design, acting, costumes, soundtrack were incredible. I had so much fun watching it

agile ember
copper fractal
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WHOA

whole rover
sturdy trench
flint anvil
whole rover
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whole rover
light dune
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Saw it again on Saturday, no notes

sleek rampart
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lol and everybody speculated VOD might be pushed even further

sturdy trench
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I guess WBD is content with the box office results of Barbie.. after all it is now the highest grossing movie of 2023

balmy birch
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can you feel the KENERGY?

karmic fox
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Damn, Greta was WB saving grace

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They better thank her and Margo for making this cause they’ve been having a rough year

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And it’s still making money, it’s to the point where they are tempted to keep it in theaters longer

kindred jackal
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They should. Not everyone will buy it/watch it at home

mild rune
sturdy trench
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As far as I know, VOD sales aren't counted as box office but ya Mario did very well and I think Barbie will as well.. it is a very rewatchable movie

sturdy trench
kindred jackal
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care to share the highlights for those of us unnable to access?

sturdy trench
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Basically, Mattel earned 5% of total Barbie box office revenue

sturdy trench
kindred jackal
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cheers

proper sage
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Just sharing our coming event.

proper sage
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For reference
 I typically say times in terms of US Eastern because that is what most people seem to be. This will play at 8:30 PM US Eastern.

solar pagoda
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6:30 am here lmao

proper sage
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Better get up early! Lol I will replay it for your time zone after the date.

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How about 8:30 PM your time on a Saturday? @solar pagoda

solar pagoda
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I actually made plans to see it with some friends

autumn bridge
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3.5/5, pretty funny. Won't get into the serious talk as it's a big satire.

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The Kens shown as insignificant is a comparison to how women were treated in the real world.
The end credits song choice really was bad.

whole rover
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sturdy trench
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So.. Barbie is out on digital .

solar pagoda
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Watched Barbie

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Fantastic film so, 4.5/5 stars

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Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie were awesome

sturdy trench
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Absolutely

mild rune
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I don’t usually like Ryan Gosling
 too “clean” and “buttery”
 perfect as Ken though

sweet grotto
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movie was fun

sturdy trench
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Yes it was absolutely was..

sweet grotto
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tame impala is one of my all-time favs, it was nice to hear kevin parker's voice in the film

atomic bone
dusky bramble
proper sage
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My favorite movie of all time now. Nuff said.

kindred jackal
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Think it might well be my favourite of the year

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(not that there's been much in the way of competition)

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though I might actually be able to make a top 5 this year, which has been rare recently

sleek rampart
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Would be cool if it got nominated but probably won't hit Academy's taste

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It also have a lot of great writing but really weird plot points

kindred jackal
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I suspect all the old white men of the academy would not like being called out

mild rune
mild rune
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(We actually still do patriarchy, we just hide it better now)

mild rune
sleek rampart
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Doubt Sony will submit GT for awards

glass tiger
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They should honestly

mild rune
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As far as cinematography, it’s rather standard

glass tiger
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i more of meant for the racing. I loved a lot of the racing cinematography

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But then again this is also the first motorsports film i ever see

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So who knows

mild rune
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The racing cinematography isn’t much new, but the use of sparse but really well done engine and pedals and stuff are extremely new. I mean the fast and furious movies did it, but they did it as “effect” and is rather gimmicky
 Gran Turismo did it PERFECTLY.., and as STORYTELLING


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Editing too
 [chef’s kiss]

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 but this is Barbie channel lol

solar pagoda
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And agree

mild rune
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It’s one of my shorter ones because just out of theater and wanted to try writing a “knee jerk” style

glass tiger
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Legit forgot this was the barbie channel lol

proper sage
karmic fox
proper sage
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Starting in just under an hour... XD

kindred jackal
karmic fox
kindred jackal
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you are clearly not getting my point

karmic fox
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Or it is a set of judges

kindred jackal
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if there are 10 old men for every woman, then Barbie will not get the votes it needs to be nominated

karmic fox
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Which I mean

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Some of them must have had to seen the film for it to cross a billion dollars

kindred jackal
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you don't 'vote against it'. you just don't vote for it

karmic fox
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I think it has a chance

kindred jackal
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that's not how the Oscars work

karmic fox
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Like let’s not get into semantics, you know what I meant lol

kindred jackal
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my original point stands. Barbie is unlikely to get the votes it needs to be nominated for the major awards because the majority of the voters are part of the patriarchy.

karmic fox
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How do we determine weather a voter is actually part of a partriacary if they vote on a film they liked?

kindred jackal
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um, every past Oscar nominations? they don't like genre films or comedy

karmic fox
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Like even if the voted Oppenheimer could we say for certain that that isn’t simply because they liked the film better

karmic fox
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That has nothing to do with gender

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That’s the genre of film

kindred jackal
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Like Marvel films, Barbie will likely get noms in production design or costume, maybe original song if we're very lucky, but it won't be Best Picture. Or I don't think it will.

kindred jackal
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please stop pinging me

karmic fox
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A lot of comedy’s-

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We are talking, and these are replies

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You pinged me first. Don’t get upset now

kindred jackal
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yes, but I can follow a conversation and you can turn off the notification

karmic fox
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So

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All the examples

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You’ve just given me are examples where the genre of the film is more of determining factor then patriarchal biased

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All these marvel films

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Majority, white male leads

kindred jackal
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This was the original start of this conversation.

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I'm not sure why you're trying to argue

karmic fox
karmic fox
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You made my own point

kindred jackal
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so we're both agreeing that Barbie is unlikely to be nominated for an Oscar, correct?

karmic fox
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Well

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No

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I think it has a chance

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There is this, let’s just say, moral obligation to include this film in the rosters which will likely motivate its votes

kindred jackal
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Well, we'll see when the noms are announced

sleek rampart
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I think it has biggest chance for best director speaking of major categories

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Gosling was pretty good but acting categories are probably out of the question

kindred jackal
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yeah, I'm just hoping for best original song and production/costume design

sleek rampart
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Similar cinematography - good, but not exactly outstanding

kindred jackal
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I thought the production design of Barbie Land was amazing

sleek rampart
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sure, would be crazy not to nominate it for costumes, but that's not major category

kindred jackal
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yes, I'm really not expecting any major category noms

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Would be amazing if it did, though

sleek rampart
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I think it has good chance for director nomination

kindred jackal
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again, would be nice

sleek rampart
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and maybe best picture, as a curtesy and get press talk about the ceremony

kindred jackal
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yeah, they'd need that to try and get the youths to tune in

mild rune
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It’ll get noms, but being awarded is up to the voting members, and the majority of the voting members are not going to get Barbie honestly

balmy birch
light dune
whole rover
atomic bone
kindred jackal
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I want a full blooper reel so bad

agile ember
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What gimmick was Shang Chi Ken supposed to be

sleek rampart
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Super Sexy Ken

sturdy trench
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I want to see behind the scenes on Barbie

atomic bone
agile ember
autumn bridge
mild rune
mild rune
sturdy trench
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Same

mild rune
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Right now it’s all just some stuff on YouTube that’s tied to marketing

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Unless otherwise announced, the disk won’t be till feb

kindred jackal
sturdy trench
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The story is true

mild rune
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ahhaha

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I thought it's a The Onion piece lol

kindred jackal
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dude, it's QI. They're always truthful and factual

mild rune
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whole rover
solar pagoda
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Fart jokes will never be funny

sonic saddle
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I dunno, i had a riot in the Nutty Professor movies.

solar pagoda
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My condolences

atomic bone
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Greta always wanted to included fart jokes in Lady Bird and Little Women

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So let her cooked

glass tiger
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But why would she
i dont understand lmao. That’s just bad

They would’ve ruined any of her films

atomic bone
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Why not?
Let her cook

solar pagoda
atomic bone
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#releasedthefartcut

solar pagoda
atomic bone
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She already cooked kino tho

solar pagoda
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She did 3/3 so far

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Without any farts

whole rover
glass tiger
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That was a terrible idea

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its gonna sour people on the film

sweet grotto
mild rune
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Yeah, they also used to do smaller films too

whole rover
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— IMAX SPOILER‌

can confirm

↘ Quoting ryan gosling‌IMAX SPOILER (@aaw_ryangosling)

oomf just sent me a #barbie imax teeny tiny little sneak peek and ryan gosling sings boys just wanna have fun and they cut that from the movie ???!??!!!?????????!!!???

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whole rover
copper fractal
light dune
sweet grotto
copper fractal
kind lotus
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i don't know what people expected

copper fractal
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Sure

proper sage
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Actually, I really liked the movie a lot. And I feel like it was a lot more to it than just a toy but that doesn’t make me right and anyone else wrong this, just what it means to me.

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Some people have a life-changing epiphany by just looking at a sunset

whole rover
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Barbie has become the fastest film to reach Two Million Watched Club in Letterboxd history since its theatrical release 95 days ago. 💅

That's 400 days faster than the previous record held by The Batman.

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solar pagoda
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Barbie on its way to get watched 3mill times on LB now

rocky light
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parasite is gonna hit 3 million watched within the next few days

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Barbie might be second to reach

copper fractal
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Does LB count all the rewatches or only first watches?

proper sage
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Barbie is probably going to become my favorite movie soon.

autumn bridge
agile ember
half plume
sleek rampart
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🐈‍⬛

celest bluff
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I love OwlKitty

whole rover
whole rover
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Ridley Scott had a cameo in an early draft of ‘BARBIE’.

The Snyder Cut reference was also originally a reference to the ‘BLADE RUNNER’ cuts — “she said, ‘I liked [Deckard’s] voiceover. I needed it to help me understand what was happening.’”

(Source: https://variety.com/2023/film/news/barbie-noah-baumbach-greta-gerwig-terrible-idea-1235772481/)

whole rover
autumn escarp
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Nobodies gonna remember Oppenheimer or Barbie by the time that comes out

hearty galleon
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I’ll always remember until I die

copper fractal
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Me too

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đŸ–ïž

latent viper
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I’ve come to realize that Barbie isn’t a man-hating film after all.

weary citrus
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It isn't

sturdy trench
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I never understood that criticism of Barbie tbh

hearty galleon
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It literally said patriarchy bad like the whole movie

mild rune
# hearty galleon It literally said patriarchy bad like the whole movie

For every Patriarchy talk, the film presents an equal and opposite Matriarchy situation... the movie is essentially 5 acts, with acts 1 and 3 being opposite (1 being Matriarchy Barbieland, 3 being Patriarchy Barbieland)... it's a fair critique of both sides, with a heavy rant, not man-HATING

hearty galleon
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But Barbie clearly had a problem with men running things

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Even though nothing bad was happening

mild rune
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Look closely, the film argues BOTH are stupid

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Both extremes

hearty galleon
mild rune
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Act 1 and 3 are mirrors, act 2 and 4 are mirrors, act 5 is all about Barbie becoming Barbara. You don’t have to agree with me, but it’s not man HATING, it has problems with imbalance in society.

celest bluff
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The Kens are supposed to represent how women are treated in this society

hearty galleon
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So the Kens were actually women?

copper fractal
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Uhhh what?

whole rover
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dusky bramble
kindred jackal
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đŸ€Ł

sonic saddle
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"Great...now i'll never live this down..."

weary citrus
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He knows he's a meme rite?

late sonnet
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ryan gosling we will get you that supporting actor oscar staresalute

arctic wind
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I need “i’m just ken” to win best original song at the oscars

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actually it doesn’t matter what oscar, ryan gosling just needs to win something

bold merlin
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Peaches erasure

late sonnet
sleek rampart
autumn escarp
arctic wind
autumn escarp
kindred jackal
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yeah, it really doesn't

sonic saddle
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Its fun, intentional corn.

arctic wind
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Personally it just sounds like a generic sad pop song

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And not a good generic sad pop song

sonic saddle
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I guess anywhere else than here, he'd be a 10.

autumn escarp
arctic wind
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Exactly; sure she’s talented, but this is just too breath-y for my taste

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Kinda reminds me of asmr with the amount of audible breathing that is in the song

autumn escarp
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I always hate the way people talk in asmr

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Also, the song is pretty much the same the whole time. There’s very few changes in chords or instruments or even lyrics

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Which does work for a movie song, but still doesn’t make it anything special

arctic wind
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There are plenty of good songs in that movie, why choose ‘what was i made for’ of all things?

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It also just felt out of place in the movie

autumn escarp
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Also it’s one of those things where I don’t mind it much at first, and then it gets popular as a sound on instagram and Tick Tock which just ruins it

kindred jackal
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ok, I need to save that gif

hearty galleon
glass tiger
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Is a reel just another word for a tiktok post

autumn escarp
# hearty galleon

Lmao my half assed, 12 word review of Barbie that I wrote before I even saw the film has over 3,000 likes and istg that was my reaction

hearty galleon
glass tiger
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Oh its instagram tiktoks got it ty

hearty galleon
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It’s better than Tiktok

autumn escarp
kindred jackal
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Tiktok has no brevity

hearty galleon
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I do like Tiktok better than YT Shorts at least

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At least it introduced me to good music

glass tiger
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YT Shorts, Tiktok, Instagram all the fucking same tbh

hearty galleon
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No they’re not. There’s no cringy zoomer or gen alpha shit in Instagram Reels. I either get memes or visually cool videos

arctic wind
sleek rampart
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Gerwig got snubbed

kindred jackal
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so did Margo

solar pagoda
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Yep

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Seriously, Benning over Margot?

kindred jackal
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though it somehow feels on brand that Gosling got nommed, but Margo and Greta didn't, you know?

solar pagoda
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While Amercia got nommed...it's a fine performance but seriously an Oscar nom lol

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But Margot still nominated though, BP nom as producer

kindred jackal
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true

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and she has a BAFTA nom for leading actress

sleek rampart
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Margot... It's weird cause she was crutial as producer, but as lead performance... She was very good, but Im fine if thy have better nomination for ACTING ALONE.

But the movie would not work without them as director and producer.

dusky bramble
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.........was America Ferrera really that good in this?

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I liked her performance, but idk if it was Oscar worthy

atomic bone
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Not really

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And I say this as someone who like the Barbie

kindred jackal
autumn escarp
autumn escarp
kindred jackal
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mate, it;s called a joke

autumn escarp
kindred jackal
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it's just you get a film about the patriarchy and then the patriarchy goes and be all patriarchal about it.

atomic bone
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Ken just keeps winning

kindred jackal
dusky bramble
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It feels like people are acting Robbie and Gerwig DIDNT get nomianted at all. Just not in the more direct cats

karmic fox
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It has the most nominations

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Out of all the films

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Come on low

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Now

kindred jackal
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13 nominations - Oppenheimer
11 - Poor Things
10 - Killers of the Flower Moon
8 - Barbie
7 - Maestro

karmic fox
kindred jackal
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not a bruh, fyi

karmic fox
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My b

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Well it still has a lot
..sis?

kindred jackal
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8 is a decent number, but I think it'll only win 3

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Gosling, I'm Just Ken/What Was I Made For, and Production Design

karmic fox
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Win best picture?

kindred jackal
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nah

sleek rampart
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No way

karmic fox
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Damn

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Best set design?

kindred jackal
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which is what I said

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Production design, Best Song and probably Gosling

karmic fox
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I’m just Ken

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I mean it did hit the bill boards

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When I see love she sees a friend

kindred jackal
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I'd love I'm Just Ken to win, but it'll probably go to Billie Eilish

glass tiger
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Im not sure Gosling will beat Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo

kindred jackal
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I've not seen most of the films nominated so can't comment

karmic fox
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It was surreal

dusky bramble
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it was furreal friends

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Man, imagine the chaos if Barbie wins Best Picture

autumn escarp
autumn escarp
sturdy trench
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I liked Barbie but again, a bit odd that Ryan Gosling gets nominated, also America (I don't think she deserved it) but not Margot without whose performance the movie doesn't work or Greta?? Also, Barbie got a total of 8 nominations

celest bluff
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At least it got nominated to a category that it genuinely deserved (production design)

rotund falcon
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nice

celest bluff
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Nice 2

copper fractal
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Strangest snub would be that there are no noms for makeup and hairstyling 💀

glass tiger
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Its there for costumes so whatever

hearty galleon
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Poor Things has good makeup and costumes too

celest bluff
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Love using the Barbie channel to claim tickets

mild rune
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Can we NOT?

wicked dagger
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#bot-commands

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Don't claim tickets in spoiler channels

proven current
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I wonder what happens if a Barbie or Ken in the real world by the movie rules, gets thrown away like their toy counterpart

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Do the Barbies and Kens just think a Barbie or Ken died

proper sage
mild rune
# proven current Do the Barbies and Kens just think a Barbie or Ken died

Stereo Barbie etc are LINES OF TOY, so my perception is that if there are at least ONE remains in pristine condition and/or still being played, it doesn’t “end”
 and since every Barbie, Ken, Allen, or Sugar Daddy exists, they are well in Barbieland
 and Weird Barbie is important as a “repository” of all the discarded or “played too hard” Barbies and Kens energy.

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Also
 probably thinking too hard on an allegory lol

proven current
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I guess if a Barbie or Ken breaks or loses an arm, they can be replaced

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Preservation/keeping a Barbie or Ken is another way of ensuring they will be still be alive in Barbieland

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Collectors must be breathing a sigh of relief they're keeping them alive

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Weird Barbie must have some spare parts then

celest bluff
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If you think too much about Barbie's lore your head starts to hurt

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Barbie is a perfect “modern allegory” in that what it’s showing you and expressing on the surface is relatively thin, while the messages and comparisons themselves are rather poignant.

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Almost
 fable?

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Actually, just occurred to me, Barbie IS a fable

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Fable, with nearly classic fairy tale structure (and all the content replaced)

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kindred jackal
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would be rude of them not to

sonic saddle
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weary citrus
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Lol

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Poor guy got dumped by Barbie, got himself a holo-girlfriend.

hearty galleon
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I’ll pick Ana De Armas any day

sweet grotto
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damn, the movie only took home 1 oscar

sturdy trench
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Not surprising.. it was Oppenheimer's year

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always knew it would get it for song though

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I figured it would be song and some of the technicals like costume and production design

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celest bluff
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He's just like me fr

limpid jacinth
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😭 the review comments on this are amazing

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I'm sure LeBron is extatic at the idea of being a Ken Doll.

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I know i wouldnt. I like having a d*ck.