#ot2-the-original-pubsta
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Pineapple on pizza hurt me
bro i have like 10 pencils at home but end up asking for pencils in school π
Studies show that people who eat pineapple on pizza always die within 120 years
damn fr?
bozo π
me eating my 5 meals πͺ
Lol
"IM JuSt bUlKinG"
Idk how i eat so much and dont gain any weight lol
SAME
i have like 4-5 meals a day
im still 124 π
Rip
fast metabolism
Once ate like 6/8 of a pizza and then an entire salad lol
cuz im hungry like every 3 hours π
i ate 7/8 and breadsticks π
Lol
bro i did not feel good after that
Mustve been there was pineapple on it
no it was very very good
i think parmesan cheese and tomato
sdiufsuirh7ugheridf stuffed tf out of myself
Lol
oh yeah also my favorite food is sushi and because of how easy they are to eat, i eat around like 15 or 20-30 if im hungry
not even any cheap ones ;-;
i dont think i have ever had lobster
Its like $5 per roll lol
Ive had it once like 5 years ago, its honestly one of my most vivid memories lol
hA its like the gas prices rn
you are missing out
like
alot
Nah im just hundreds of miles away from the sea lol
michigan so im kinda near it too \
You got some lakes tho right? Ig there isnt any sea food, but do u eat fish from there?
uhhh
i dont live near the sea but my dad used to fish
we once got a large one. it was like arm length
Ive been fishing a few times. Testes pretty good ngl
Dang
The sad part tho is when i had to kill the fish i caught lol
damn
at a younger age that sucks
thats what happened to my friend's duck
Redstone iirc
Wait he killed a duck?
no he named a duck before it was killed for food
he didnt kill it
well im going to hit the sack now
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@cosmic cape π
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i saw that already lol
Ah
guys alongside python what langauge do you want to learn?
wait, that was to you, too
lmao
Lmao
lol
Lol
No
u broke the chain 
That's what I wanted to do
lmao
swedish
@nova ember teach me or die
black panther?
programming language π
Indeed
Meatballs
O
Hello, orange
free swedish class pls π₯Ί
u already taught me thaat
wow
"gurkigast" means "the most cucumbery" (technically not grammatically correct, I think, but people would probably understand)
Let's test it
@elfin vine what does "han Γ€r gurkigast" mean?
"gurka" is cucumber, which is a noun but here it's been transformed to an adjective
Indeed
"ast" is basically "the most", so yes "gurkigast" means "the most cucumber-ish/y"
!d ast
Source code: Lib/ast.py
The ast module helps Python applications to process trees of the Python abstract syntax grammar. The abstract syntax itself might change with each Python release; this module helps to find out programmatically what the current grammar looks like.
An abstract syntax tree can be generated by passing ast.PyCF_ONLY_AST as a flag to the compile() built-in function, or using the parse() helper provided in this module. The result will be a tree of objects whose classes all inherit from ast.AST. An abstract syntax tree can be compiled into a Python code object using the built-in compile() function.
My life is now complete
adjective? cucumber an adjective?
π
nice now get a good night sleep
No, but you can transform it into one
Kind of
Cucumber is a noun, but has been bent/transformed to an adjective. It's a noun, but used as an adjective
Like "a speed" being a noun, but "someone can be speedy"... it's now an adjective!
"A cucumber" becomes "cucumberly"
adj(gurka) hm
grammar becomes grammarly
lol
so ikeay
can u annoy me π₯Ί
>>> from swedish import Noun, Adjective
>>> gurka = Noun("Gurka")
>>> str(Adjective(gurka))
"Gurkig"
so gurky
3 edits and counting
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no
π€ damn smooth but i dont talk to kids
Then stop talking to yourself
:burn:
r00d
We're talking mental age here
:((
If you look sad when I roast you, I can't roast you. Then it just seems r00d lolol
my mental age degrades every time i have a breakdown π
π₯Ά

Nice
i should go live somewhere i can freeze over
is sweed cold
:(
Vester is not sweet. he is not sweedened enough.
have you tasted him? π₯΅
whut bonk
more bonk pls
Strange goal
I already spoil your evil plans lol
wat is it
Let's try to keep this SFW
ok :(
I know the video is 4:20 long, it's a funny number lol
same
:(
please don't advertise
Somebody said you can advertise in off topicπ₯Ί
well, you can't
but mods says no lmao
sure you do, you can modmail, if they approve you can
Can I just declare how delicious pineapple is
it's juicy and sweet and just
the perfect gift from God
It's spikes and spokes, so elegant and beautiful
π³
i'm thinking about how to make emotional conscious AI again please send help
I think i might have come up with a test for consciousness
coconut is nice in theory
:/
mangooo thoughhh
mango hits diff
I'm a little upset I live so far away from the equator, so the only tropical fruits I get are crappy ones that have been in a refrigerated container for like weeks on end
Pineapple and coconut is like half way to a pina colada
I'd do mango in that too
I love pina colada mix
Whereabouts do you live
ireland
Oof yea it does suck
avocados are especially terrible
they are hard and taste like grass
they never get soft D:<
Got a mango for the gf yesterday, they were all green af
Tesco be like "perfectly ripened mango"
there was one time when i came home from school after a really long day
and i just devoured a mango
and it was delicious and perfect
blessed π
Rarity
the thing about pineapple is it kind of stings my mouth
Took the gf back home a couple years ago in august and she tried some actually good tropical fruits
I ruined fruits for her
Not even sorry
Bananas are nice yea
boring
Theyre consistently good
The fruit with the highest peak in enjoyment for me is watermelon
well unless you eat them when they're green
same, there is a weird sensation whenever I bite it, too
same with kiwi
Its a compound in pineapple
Not with Kiwi, but with Pineapple, I just feel like weird. Cannot really explain it tbh
Like, it isn't pain
Its literally your skin and tongue mucus thing being corroded
Yea smth like that
Hardcore
yeah i read that out of context, bruh
uhhh like the tongue feel bad?
ooh whops, why do I not read newer message
WHYYYYYYYYY I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA SAY THAT
my brain is just working weird
Happens with me too
I am just too eager to comment lol
hm
Dragon Fruit because Dragon lol
π² π‘οΈ
Ate my first Dragon Fruit in Taiwan while on a week long trip there
Strange thou this is the second fruit in my discords had another one on another server a day ago and mentioned Dragon Fruit too
@jovial island uh mind accepting my friend req, my main account is gone now welp
ah sure
(:
What happened
account hacked lol
How do yall get your accounts hacked
Oh Iβve never been hacked
I never click on links my friends send me that contain a weird domain
Or anybody for that matter
free dicsord niitr0
gotta click π
wish I knew
huh, imagine not clicking any phishing link, not connecting an external app to my account, not filling out my creds on apps π
Imagine not turning on F2A 
2FA would be better π
For some reason, I search for the 2FA button first on any website before registering lmao
smh hunter
imagine not clicking phishing github links
Try my game:
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hey take a look at my web!!!
https://192.168.69.69:6969
lmao
Uh I'mma pass
dont even know what that is yourself and just wrote web instead π
BTW @jovial island u gonna go back to dpy?
ew no, discord bots are boring in general
i've moved on to web and stuff, wont do anything else as of what I have planned
Lmao
Evil plan ?
Lmao
lol
implicit facts dont care about your #ot2-the-original-pubsta :^)
Lol we are exposing each other making stuff explicit
Indeed
there's a distinct feeling when you get your code right on first try even if its minor
@digital bane
yes
Thanks monke
Busy monke...nice
yes..
and no, this is not banana simulator im working on
although that idea sounds cool, might work on it later
Banana very useful see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_ketchup
Banana ketchup (or banana sauce) is a popular Philippine fruit ketchup condiment made from banana, sugar, vinegar and spices. Its natural color is brownish-yellow but it is often dyed red to resemble tomato ketchup. Banana ketchup was first produced in the Philippines during World War II due to a wartime shortage of tomatoes but a comparatively ...
Ayo what the
.wiki banana ketchup
Banana ketchup
Banana ketchup (or banana sauce) is a popular Philippine fruit ketchup condiment made from banana, sugar, vinegar and spices. Its natural color is brownish-yellow
List of banana dishes
Alloco Banana boat Banana bread Banoffee pie Banana cake Banana chip Banana cue Banana flour Banana fritters Banana ketchup Banana pancakes Banana pasta
ok
If the amount of bitcoin that it takes to buy 10 bananas doesn't go up, but the amount of every other currency that it takes to buy 10 bananas does, then clearly whatever bitcoin is pricing in isn't value.
you could counteract that by taking currency out of the system - so as the cost of goods goes up the money supply goes down
bitcoin is now suddently twice value
banana is twice the value
because you need double the bitcoin to buy the banana
very simple
inflation has corrupted your mind because it fake
just like the money you use everyday
how or why does BTC become twice the value? Is money draining out of the system?
money going in the system
people bought bitcoin valuing it more
because unlike usd they dont print the shit out of the ass
supply demand biggest economic factor
your usds are constantly coming in at a higher rate then they should..
crypto doesnt do this shit
OK, so demand for bitcoin drives the price of bitcoin up. Why is there demand?
supply
same reason demand for anything
supply doesn't create demand...
If supply created demand, I'd be selling my toenail clippings for big money
they keep growing back, I've got an infinite supply!
nobody has demand for your toenails
please don't.
when do you start providing it?
if you had a brain youd already have it
so how is bitcoin different from toenails? Why is there demand for bitcoin?
because it used to be 12 cents now its 50 thousand dollars
or was
you tell me
miss out or get on board
not my loss same thing i told the last kids
Have you ever heard of a man named Charles Ponzi?
I did - that's speculation. People are buying it because they expect to be able to sell it at a higher price to some other sucker.
Five hundred years ago, I could give you 100k and you'd be the richest person alive. Now, with the same number of dollars, you're not. What else is that?
go look at the money flowing through bitcoin
thanks for proving my point β€οΈ
...I didn't though?
no they are buying it because its a technology
and the first of its kind to do so
ushering in many of others that will be the future of the world youll forever live in
something being "a technology" doesn't make it valuable.
lolllll
no it's not - the gold standard did the same thing back in the late 19th and early 20th centuries
are you guys reading your messages before sending them
or better yet thinking about them
and if there are other similar technologies in the future, wouldn't those decrease the value of bitcoin, not increase it?
now your asking good questions
yes and no
and how did I do that? Is that not proof that inflation is not fake?
bitcoin is #1 has the most money flowing through is
these newer coins are crazy you guys would shit if i explaiend it
bitcoin has a hard time processing 12 transactions a second
money iS a sOcIaL COnsTRUCt
these newer coins can do 3000 transactions a second
that's still really, really low π
compared?
to, say, dollars.
guys love being devils advocate
but can't understand simple concepts
i'm talking about transactions
not dollars
if i used dollars youd see the $ sign
you make transactions with dollars, though, don't you?
a single transaction can contains millions or billions of dollars
you can make millions of transactions a second if USD is your currency
yeah usd
its not my currency
LOL
are you guys listening
I dont use that shit
more for you guys
that was naught but an example
yes usd is shit i dont need example
You can make 3000 transactions per second. There are 86,400 seconds per day, so it's capped at 259,200,000 - a quarter of a billion transactions per day. How many US-dollar denominated transactions do you think take place in a day?
well not sure the exact stats, but good question
https://www.cardrates.com/advice/number-of-credit-card-transactions-per-day-year/
There are 12896 transactions made on credit/debit cards in USD in the US every single second assuming a uniform distribution (which is a bad assumption)
well, let's put it this way: there are more than 259,200,000 Americans, so if every American bought exactly one thing - a morning coffee, let's say - in a given day, it would go over that limit.
Id assume youd know more about this then me
i don't think it all interacts with like a singular usd server
yes very low in comparison tho
Thats the cost of true decentralization
again a technology
so when that number surpasses usd what will you say then?
I still don't get how this invalidates inflation.
validate inflation for me
theres your answer
^
it's happened
yeah thats not a good hting
you understand that right...
thats called inflation
your savings are never savings because you're constantly losing year by year
...that's exactly what I'm saying
you don't have a good enough grasp on economics to talk about inflation.
lol says you bringing nothing to the table
the usual
love prepubescents
The company harvesting the bananas needed to pay more to ship them to the US, because the price of diesel for the container ships has risen, because outflows of oil from Russia have been cut off, reducing the supply.
and crypto not doing that is proof that it's not real money. Because real currencies do experience inflation.
crypto increases when reducing supply
again..
and not for no random as war related reason
exactly.
printing money is unrelated.
inflation isn't caused by money being printed, it's caused by people charging more for the same services.
assuming all 21m BTC in the world are mined - and the only currency was BTC - we would almost certainly experience inflation due to decreases in supply*/increases in demand
they don't burn a significant amount
printing is supply
sure, oil supply. The price of bananas went up because there's less oil supply, so shipping bananas costs more.
demand for bitcoin isn't going down anytime soon sorry for you and whoever told you that
so my bananas are expensive for no reason? yeah no thanks
clariffied what I meant
supply and demand fluctuate regardless of the amount of currency
and that's what drives inflation
no, they're expensive because it costs more to get them to you, because the supply of oil has dropped.
yeah.. crypto doesn't do this
are you guys listening for the 100th time
and that's proof it's not real money.
lol
you are not listening - inflation is dirven by the fact that that more people are trying to buy the same bread
there's only so much bread to go around
and printing
Printing new money tends to create inflation unless excess money is removed from circulation by higher taxes.Nov 25, 2021
have fun with your inflation and higher taxes
once the cost of bananas goes up, and people become comfortable spending that new amount, the price of bananas never really goes back down. If someone was able to successfully sell their bananas for $0.12 when the price of oil to ship one banana went up by $0.02, then if the price of oil for shipping one banana drops by $0.01 in the future, the banana guy won't charge less for his bananas - he knows there is demand at $0.12, so he keeps selling them at $0.12, and pockets the extra $0.01 per banana as profit.
printing money is only one way which inflation is causes
a war in ukraine decreasing wheat supply is another
you wouldn't because theres no reason
the price drives the price
you don't do shit with your .01 btc
Lool
you guys dont get it its okay I applaud you 100 times for even trying to
this is what drives inflation
not an easy concept
there is a reason. getting the banana to you becomes more expensive because I have to fly around the war zone rather than through it, so I'm using more gas, for example.
yeah not my problem...
there is a reason. Getting the banana to you costs more than it used to, because shipping is more expensive, because oil is harder to come by.
they won't sell for an amount that isn't profitable.
and no one will /ever/ make themselves get less profit then before
in fact, as a general rule, they won't sell for an amount that reduces their profit, if they can avoid it.
looool
you guys are happily taking less profit
are you speakin for yourself or others
have you ever taken an econ class?
it took me 30 mins to learn supply demand have you?
so... that's a no?
you guys aren't teaching me much about economy if you're so proud of your course
I have, yeah - a full year in fact, college required one semester that was macroeconomics and one that was microeconomics.
your right
and they tought you btc was bad?
why dont you guys go look how much money is in btc right now
btc didn't exist yet.
doubt it
I remember when btc came out π
well that explains it
you're just a old head
and will be balls deep in crypto in the next coupe years
and you're a child who hasn't learned anything yet.
I very much doubt that.
π
anyway, the price for a good is fixed where the supply curve and demand curve meet.
correct
once the price for a good has reached a certain point, more suppliers are going to charge that price for it
confused on how any of this proves crypto to not be a currency
could you explain?
you love inflation right..?
if I sell bananas, and Jim sells bananas, and Jim is selling his for $0.12 a piece, but I've been charging $0.10 a piece, then I'll raise my price to $0.11 a piece, so they're still cheaper than Jim's, but I'm making more profit.
sound reasonable?
yup
This conversation is π€π€π€
it is
trying to understand why usd is a currency and crypto is not
I don't want my money to be worth less. But it's a fact of reality.
possibly because thats all weve been taught just maybe?
No because it is lol
cool. Now, when oil drops down to the price that it used to be when Jim sold his bananas for $0.10, does Jim drop his price back down to $0.10, or does he drop it to $0.11, or does he keep it at $0.12?
exactly!! we are getting somewhere, okay now imagine crypto, where it inflation doesnt have to be real
in fact the opposite they burn supply
and your shits worth more!
how crazy
inflation is literally a product of human nature
right.
not making sense guys
inflation is caused more by psychology than by money printing.
Evo, answer this 
Have you studied any economics concepts?
true but printing def has something to do when you know the amount especially
jim buys crypto
do you see
that simple
lol
Yes, printing more money dilutes the value of the existing supply of money, which does cause inflation. It's not the only cause of inflation, though, or the primary one.
reasons for inflation don't bother me, inflation bothers me
seller is selling bananas for x money.
seller wants more money, because who doesn't.
seller increases price to y money.
now currency z is able to buy less bananas then when it was at y price.
hence, currency z is less valuable.
yeah
prices rise over time because people charge more for their product over time.
you guys aren't proving much i hope you realize this soon
need to see what im writing instead of what you think your writing
we're proving that inflation occurs even when currency supply holds steady - right?
because even if it made sense, it's not the point
You like to attack instead of explain. 
This is the case with a lot of cryptobros
It's easier to attack an argument than to make a coherent one
so, you're suggesting that crypto is not subject to human nature?
my argument is clear if you're paying attention
that simply can't be true
I'm saying it is
Crypto is subject to much less government manipulation and censoring
So have we proven to you that inflation occurs even when currency supply holds steady?
does that already not sound like a win?
again, don't care about why inflation happens i already know
it doesn't seem like you do, which is why I'm still trying to explain.
Do you accept that inflation occurs even when currency supply holds steady?
LOL
okay obviously done here i guess
you're points are just that good
convinced me man what can i say
Currency is a medium of exchange for goods and services. In short, it's money, in the form of paper or coins, usually issued by a government and generally accepted at its face value as a method of payment.
if the seller is charging more for their product, but the price of that product in btc hasn't increased, then the price of that product in btc isn't related to the cost of that product. Which would mean that btc isn't influenced by supply and demand. Which would mean that it's not trading according to the principles of economics.
since we seem to forget basic definition and add our own
ill give you the proper one
This will be good π
... then there was inflation
you're contradicting yourself
that /is/ inflation, which you've been claiming btc doesn't experience
You said this
okay so for the many reasons for inflation
btc doesnt inflate when printed or any of that war shit happens
explain that
it's based on supply mostly and demand
like it should
right?
because its the REAL currency
You said 
inflation from printing money or oil shortages
price inflation is good
i want my btc to be worth more
but of course oil shortages increase the cost of everything
I dont want it to be worth more because somebody said they were short something
not bitcoin
lol....
are we getting anywhere
but that's how supply chains work...
literally even bitcoin. It costs more to mine a coin when oil is scarcer.
well thats debatable
how so? If the supply of oil goes down, the cost of electricity goes up
I see thats what you mean
well in that case yes
I'm not sure id be nearly as drastic
because mining isn't dependent on price
it's depended on reward
specifically on the cost vs reward balance
Energy isn't free π
and since its a technology constantly evolving so yeah mining unhealthy for the planet whatever
boom theres staking
now it secures the network by staking and earning interest
much more than your bank which will give you .01% a year if you're lucky
you can earn 10% on usd stable coin which doesn't move in price at all
if I have to pay more for electricity to mine the same reward in btc, then the value of mining a coin has dropped. Which means that, in order to incentivize mining to the same degree as it was previously incentivized, the price of btc would need to go up.
I don't believe oil effects as much as you believe
but i believe you to be correct
How do you formulate the idea that anything can be stable on a currency that is not stable?
stable coins
these coins are specifically stable
Regardless, the stock market gives on average 10% as well π€·
And to what are they stable to :)
and don't change in price, i'm still learning myself to be honest but at some point you don't question like how your car runs you just know it runs
and runs well
the usd
no you dont see what you're saying
i'm tlaking about btc not a stable coin
stable coins are good for interest 10% a year youd be lying if you said wasn't good
yeah, like when the snake oil salesman comes to town and says it'll cure all your ailments, you don't ask how, you just buy the snake oil.
So, a coin that is "stable" which has no value until two parties agree upon its value at the moment of trade, is backed by an unstable currency with a stable value? oof. That's a lot.
sounds like yall never bought a coin in yoru life and are experts
it's speculation. You're making money based on the proposition that the value of btc will continue to rise over time.
yeah thats usd for you
same fucking thing
yes a technology known to go up in value , will continue
at some point that bubble bursts, and many people lose lots of money.
why?
ok - so what happens when demand disappears?
thats where you are sadly mistaken
you guys are the ones outside of the box right now
get inside the box before you say that
youd understand in our community this doesnt happen
we drool over btc because its done right
do... you know how much money others have lost in your "this doesn't happen" community?
10% have lost their money sorry for them
do you know how many have changed their lifes in this "happens" community?
you're assuming people will always want to buy bitcoin - why do they want that? Because bitcoin goes up in value. Why does bitcoin go up in value? Because people want to buy it. Why do people want to buy it? Because bitcoin goes up in value. But why does bitcoin go up in value? Because people want to buy it.
alot of words with a lot of nothing, I provide at least a half ass example
Sounds like it happens then.
maybe you guys are at the point where you should youtube a few videos
and actually get an hour of 2 of pure understanding
speaking for a group you're not in
I still can't tell if this is elaborate messing with someone or what
Hmm
I've worked in finance for the better part of two decades. I have a better understanding of market economics than you'd like to believe. π
nobody is messing with anybody
Just mirroring your own words and assuming you are in that group bb.
that's good, then you should understand this easily
indeed
yes i've profitted if thats what your asking
you guys are scared to lose your 100$
thats where you already fucked up
because next year your 100$ might be 50
I wasn't asking anything. I was repeating that the thing you said doesn't happen (devalued coin) does happen.
couple years ago whole 2 carts of groceries for a couple hundreds bucks im leaving the store now with laundry detergent and snacks
you've said that demand for bitcoin will always rise, and I asked why, and you didn't answer me. Why will demand for btc never fall?
if the USD experiences 50% inflation, we're probably post-nuclear war anyway
community, and technology, decantralization, no printing!!!
is that enough for you
community yeah is that hard to believe a community is what makes something
no - you mentioned proof of stake coins as better for the environment - won't people eventually switch to one of those?
the technology behind it ever changing
they are...
so... won't demand for btc fall?
it's a very good question, i never claimed to be a professional
I know btc under 100k is a steal
thats what i do know
and by judging that nobody in the last 2 discords even understood half of what im saying shows how early
what happens when your house deed are nfts all the sudden
Hmm
and don't say it don't happen because it takes a quick google
to understand whats really about to happen
i dont want good people to miss out
so... eventually people will switch from btc to a proof of stake coin, which means that people will sell btc and buy the proof of stake coin, which means demand for btc will fall, which means the price will fall... Right?
why would they be? What would the advantage of NFTs be over traditional signed and notarized deeds?
the technology is behind the newer ones
but all the other coins move with bitcoin
if thats answers anything
everything is almost pegged to bitcoin in a way
with rumors that there will be an event of delinking
it's further proof that economics don't apply to bitcoin, which is further proof that it's a bubble.
if you were to side by side a coin and bitcoin you notice the chart looks the same but the price isn't
economics do apply to bitcoin weve been over this probably 50 times now
inflation doesn't get over it, you don't want it
but you keep naming ways in which they don't.
supply shocks do
they are important and always will be
they dont and do
bitcoin is an anomoly
if other coins become more desirable than btc, the demand for btc should fall.
yes and no...
if it doesn't, then bitcoin isn't following supply and demand.
look at the chart youl understand
take an econ class and get back to me. π€·
we don't go up 10 thousands dollars at a time
buy a coin and get back to me
i think that should just end the discussion
the econ class i'm taking rn is fun though
does it cover micro or macro?
both
nice.
yeah, it's usually taught as two - too much material for one.
there is a little overlap between the two, so that's nice
it's actually quite interesting to see the places where macro and micro differ - and how much human psychology plays into prices
did you know that rainy days are more likely to be down days for the stock market, and sunny days are more likely to be up days?
Or that Wednesdays are more likely to be up days, and Mondays are more likely to be down days?
are you more inclined to buy a stock
than what?
fake currency
I've not taken many econ courses. I entered FinTech from a retail perspective.
However, a lesson my father taught me decades ago seems to hold tried and true; Young me held up a Tops baseball card of manager Pete Rose with a misprint. "This is worth 200 dollars!", I exclaimed to my father.
"No", he said calmly, "it's worth what someone will pay you for it."
I own quite a lot of stock, in the form of index-tracking funds.
cards will always be awesome if you had an 1900's card right now youd be sitting on a nice chunk
so stocks that don't go down in value?
my econ teacher and mom and brother and ... and ... extolled the virtues of compound interest
No, you'd be sitting on a 1900's card. It's valueless until someone decides to pay you for it.
true, but go check ebay
you could walk into any pawn shop with a brain and get a check
Still remains just a card.
I know because i had a bunch of them π
the individual stocks in the fund may gain or lose value over time, but the fund is sufficiently diversified that on average it is likely to gain substantial value over time.
2k cheapest
I'm wondering, there's this talk of one currency being "fake" and another being "real", but is there a chance that they are both "fake"?
i was researching something about an index and how they don't go down
once you have substantial savings, compounding interest is incredible.
You're overlooking the point, but that's okay.
what im sayinnnn bro
finally omg you made my day
shits all a joke guys
even if there's no inherent value in the USD, it works as a currency because people think it's a currency
get what makes you money
right?
all usd ever did for me was make me spend it
everytime you leave your door yourspending at least 100$
π€
everything can go down. Index tracking funds are a risk mitigation strategy - compared to buying individual stocks, the index tracking fund will be less volatile, meaning the price swings will be less drastic. In a typical year, it will be somewhere between -5% and +15%.
this year has been a bit π π₯΄
yeah.. Good time to buy, heh
i feel so much more nervous buying stocks than crypto tbh
unless you're buying the right one you're screwed
you absolutely should feel safer buying an index-tracking fund than a coin.
that's why you don't buy individual stocks unless you actually know what you're doing
company with huge revenues only
ive bought stocks before profits just not there
not looking for 10%
and not into options yet
if you buy individual stocks, you should treat it like gambling. It shouldn't be your retirement plan, but it's an OK thing to do with excess money.
true
unless you have some insider knowledge, anyway. If you're in congress, suddenly buying individual stocks is a very good strategy.
price action, earnings, revenue are good indicators for stocks
i didnt mean to put revenue im baked
that is earnings
ha! this needs to be said more often. :(
yeah. π
Hmm, to be fair, I realized I'm not sure on what "real" and "fake" means when it comes to currencies or whether that's a good distinction at all, so I'll just leave now π
it means nothing its all fake
companies are way ahead of you there, heh
sure, but then you just know what other people know. That's not enough - you need to know something other people don't know to have a reasonable assurance of profit.
right, but i mean globaly scan all stock sites via api's whatnot
well if you know what everyone talking about
yeah, that's another very good point - retail investors cannot be institutional investors. The game is rigged against retail investors.
buy at a cheap price i almost guarantee a return
thats why crypto is the shit
you're not buying stock iso
ipos
whatever its called
stock market caps by the time you see them are millions
you are making other people rich
the whole point of a stock is you have a tiny piece of a company. if the company does well you earn money π€. it's not like there's no benefit from buying stocks
i hear you but think of your profits
now half
because you didnt buy early
unless you don't care about money yes i already know
ok? hindsight is 20/20
but investing name of game is buy low sell high
ive gotten fucked 100% of the time buying green
there is no reason
this is called Fear of missing out (FOMO)
when you buy in markets like this where everything is down 60% and the next cycle runs
all of that in your pocket
and if were talking about crypto.. I personally have hit 700% runners
that can change your portfolio real quick if you have enough money in there
index tracking funds are the right choice if you're saving money to retire. Somewhere around 80% stock and 20% bond is a good choice while you're young. It won't make you the most money, but it has a very, very good chance of not losing you money, no matter how long you take to sell.
roth IRAs π©
yes undeniably a good way to save
these not so much
you will be happy when you are 60 yes if you're still alive
IRAs are a type of account. You can use that account to buy index tracking funds.
if you have an emergency and want to sell early plan for 50% tax
you can only contribute 6k a year into an IRA anyways, you can have other savings accounts
not to mention you're funding corruption, I don't want my money flowing through traditional means for many reasons
lame
If you have an emergency and want to sell, it's a 10% penalty on top of your normal income tax rate. It's actually not always a bad idea to sell out of a retirement account.
well my 1000$ was like 600 when i got it
so much more than 10%
then your income tax rate is ~33%
well - how much did you earn that year?
and was it roth IRA or traditional?
ira
traditional is a type of IRA
roth IRA or traditional IRA?
roth i think
hm - with a roth IRA you pay the income tax before investing the money, not after withdrawing
Why don't you go all in on riskier stocks
thats weird...
i do π
any recommendations? haha
because I prefer safer investments?
catgirl
(as long as they aren't from WSB)
#1 most visited on cmc
huge crash right now
11 million dollar buy in few months ago
bout to blow
whats cmc? π€
penny stocks or the like have a ~100% chance of losing whatever you invest. Broad market index tracking funds have a ~0% chance of losing your investment.
very true
it means that when you do withdraw, you have no tax
have to have steal nuts risky investing
it seems i did tho..
which is why godlygeek is confused
same lol
i could be wrong about which ira but are they both the same
pretty sure it was roth and had at least 1000$ to 900$
very dissapointed
considering it was somewhat emergench
Sad!
I am not even suprised theres a coin like that
like what
they are not the same. Both have the 10% penalty, but withdrawals from a roth IRA would have only the 10% penalty, withdrawals from a traditional IRA would also force you to pay income tax on the withdrawn amount.
I'd prolly have better chance pumping and dumping than """investing"" in catgirl lol
i dont get it
well same thing if you ask me...
metaverse coins seem to be gaining populatiry tho
and yes its a meta coin..
well no. Higher change for return
nfts are sexy also season 2 coming
wym higher change for return
nfts are dumb AF change my mind
they are questionable
very
you would already have made it clear
satoshi wouldn't have been silent in here for hours
π
but my nfts give me free nfts
< and that one is almost worth 500 bucks
so you tell me
my recommendation is to sell it before it comes crashing down
What if I did that to not bait my existence
free did you miss that part
it would be really funny honestly
"free" oh yea, ignoring the hefty fees
I'm not convinced satoshi is alive or even human at this point
no fees
last time I checked, it was like 100 bucks
i dont use ethereum
with a traditional IRA, you put in money that hasn't been taxed (subtracting that money from your yearly taxable income), you don't pay anything for earnings that the money has while in the account, but when withdrawing money you pay income taxes on the amount you've withdrawn (which could be more than the amount that you put in, since the balance is expected to grow over time).
With a roth IRA, you put in money that has already been taxed (so it was included in your yearly taxable income). You still don't pay anything for earnings that the money has while in the account, and you don't pay taxes when withdrawing money from the account (even though it could be more than the amount that you originally put in).
well
yeah well you must have checked years ago thats old news
then its value is even less
What do you think of me tho π§
maybe i was taxed 33%
nah man, Id rather take the dumb startup route while investing side by side
You could be talking to Satoshi and never know
satoshi wouldn't be here..
Do you know them? Why wouldn't they be
what english please
Maybe they're so rich they can do anything they want
my intuition is strong
wdym?
whats dumb startup route
Hmm I'm not convinced
oh, join a startup, options yadda yadda, become millionaire if lucky
you're not convinced i'm not convinced you're satoshi? ahaha you kids are funny
yeah have fun with that man
Just remember that 90% of startups fail within 5 years.
ikr
but its better than solely investing
aaand I've got some pretty good ideas which ones might just suceeed
have to make the ideas and be able to build them
maybe if you invest in penny stocks
, but not if you invest into index funds
Well - that depends...
and market them..
more likely to get ripped off due to low volume
The expected value of investing is a modest gain.
The expected value of starting a company is a loss, but the best case scenario is a massive gain.
id say same with investing
you would be wrong.
if you really understand all the concepts you're unstoppable
yep. and the smartest strategy is to do both for maximizing probability
me never? ever heard of leverage
unless one believes in playing the lotto
conservative investments get 5% every year, more aggressive ones could get 10+%
Yeah you're not really selling me on it mate
asians in their 1ft by 1ft apartment turn 1000$ into 100 million with options
more like 30%+
less than a year
aggressive ones I mean
we're talking about hedged investments.
ahh
if you're not hedging, 30% gains are reasonable, but so are 100% losses.
if you're hedging, you're unlikely to make much over 10%, but you're also unlikely to lose much more than 5%.
yep
lets also not forget about maths
you lose 50% of your portfolio
what do you need to get back to what you were at?
you keep saying this "you lose 50%" thing, are you talking about inflation?
well, I don't intend to invest in stuff so risky to hedge
no answer the question im down 50%
how do i get back my money
for hedged investments? Generally nothing. You just wait until the prices go back up.
crypto out, well performing undervalued companies in
Atleast in Asian markets, I got 40%+ profit
nice!
though I didn;t invest as much as I should have
trading other markets is genius
and they're down due to the Russian-Ukraini conflict
on average, the S&P 500 gains 10% per year. Some years it might be down 30%, but other years it's up 50%. So, if all you do is buy into a fund that tracks the S&P 500, on average your money will have grown by 10% each year, even though in some individual year you may have lost money.
well you guys took a long time so the answer was 100%
but Im confident they'r profits can hold - none of them have strong reliance on Russian instruments
i need 100% of my money back
to break even
that concept took me a while to learn believe it or not
don't underestimate taking profits
it's not that hard to believe
basically moral of story
says you
what
what
how old are you homie
18
explains it
isn't that basic common sense? or maybe I'm too much of a Genius
let me guess, you're 23
That's rude
defining age
good guess
I don't understand - it took you a while to understand that, if your investment's value is cut in half, it needs to double to be back where you started?
i guess so.. unless my maths wrong
This, at least, helps put a few things into perspective.
what
in any event, the expected value for index tracking funds is around a 10% gain, so in an average year your X money will grow to 1.1 * X
quite good for a safe investment.
well yes..
right, until you make 10% on that 10%, and 10% on that 10%...
10% is abysmally bad IMO.