could at least duck it
#ot1-perplexing-regexing
alpine tusk
echo crypt
crazy
north flame
surreal otter
A crime against batteries
harsh tundra
A crime against batteries
Icon shows it's being charged.
Meanwhile I often sit at <10% without charging
surreal otter
That's your choice, I avoid letting my battery get so low.
I did see it was charging, but it had to get to 5% somehow, and that means it might have been lower prior to the plug
So I was just pointing out the crime against batteries, glad you've come by to admit your own crimes, we're running a little battery confessional it seems
whole wagon
🐱 I plan on inventing the car powered by a nuclear reactor and an electric engine. Interested?
carmine apex
.wiki ford nucleon
median domeBOT
low chasm
ford moment
carmine apex
.wiki chrysler turbine
median domeBOT
carmine apex
more like "weird time moment"
note as well that the nucleon was only an idea, but chrysler actually built the jet engine car
minor ferry
Hairy ford
minor ferry
I think I will go back to working 996
smoky hearth
Hairy ford
is your ford hairy
native cloud
A crime against batteries
native cloud
is your ford hairy
surreal otter
https://tenor.com/view/low-battery-hello-shocked-gif-12077671
As a father and husband. That's me. I'm the only one in the house who pays any attention to battery levels.
harsh tundra
<@&831776746206265384> apparently we moved to Musk impersonators now
granite tree
!ban 1501181465763778570 No thank you.
royal lakeBOT
:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied ban to @quaint sentinel permanently.
thick ore
NOOO ELON
smoky hearth
As a father and husband. That's me. I'm the only one in the house who pays any a...
are you the guy coming with a battery checker tool xD
obsidian summit
Finally at the point with my python based ML framework where I can train a CNN
I'm training LeNet, 1998, on my CPU
my laptop is so hot I think I could fry an egg on it
lament cairn
Melon Musk
ripe grotto
Felon Musk
tardy hedge
Echelon Musk
soft violet
Hee. A room day. Today is slightly better.
thick ore
my friends make fun of me for sleeping at 10pm 😭 is that bad
one of them sleeps at 4am which is inarguably more embarrassing
ripe birch
my friends make fun of me for sleeping at 10pm 😭 is that bad
Mine do too but then i remind them about their dark circles and i actually have really red/pink lips which i say i have cuz i sleep on time xD
Basically they try to throw a jab but then i hit em with an uppercut xD
Anyway, yeah, sleeping early is nice, tho yeah, whatever you r the most comfortable with
actually, I'll forever think you're a weirdo if you sleep that late unless u work night shifts
*ahem*
But yeahhh, i can do more pullups than the guy sleeping at 4 am 😼
Or girl
U get the thing
wooden silo
my friends make fun of me for sleeping at 10pm 😭 is that bad
It's like making fun of someone for not smoking.
Or making fun of someone for exercising.
thick ore
Mine do too but then i remind them about their dark circles and i actually have ...
i think i can attribute not having acne to sleeping ~8 hours a day
minor ferry
my friends make fun of me for sleeping at 10pm 😭 is that bad
yes
very bad
go to bed earlier
autumn plover
!ot
royal lakeBOT
autumn plover
!ot0
royal lakeBOT
minor ferry
unc go to bed early as well
buoyant coral
That too that's why ppl make fun lol
Dementity is an unc that's why he's supporting the cause lol
ripe birch
why r they using a tick in the url 😭
just use sm like ?utf8=true
or even ?utf8=1
it might even be a sqrt symbol idk
cursed either way
thick ore
my friends make fun of me for sleeping at 10pm 😭 is that bad
oh my lord
i accidentally slept at 6pm today
i woke up 10pm
now i physically cannot go back to sleep
tidal canopy
Recently, I have been unable to ignore the feeling that I am being quietly replaced by AI. I have this routine of monitoring contributions to observe the unusual things people write, and I keep realizing that a significant portion of the work is now powered by AI behind the scenes, particularly from leads and founders. I can identify it because it begins with codex/*, and they continue to merge them. To be fair, I do not mind having a lighter workload, but it is reaching a stage where I am not included in projects where I used to be the go-to person
There is a strong push for it, and everyone is happy/accepting about it. I just received a request for a review of a refactor that is 6,000+ lines long, and the person who created it claims that all of it is generated by AI. They seem to take pride in this, brag even, I have seen some code that would have raised eyebrows in the past now getting merged without any hesitation.
What is actually troubling me is that I have been feeling quite negative towards AI recently. I am not sure of the reason for this, perhaps I am anxious that it will lead them to believe I am no longer necessary. It could be the quality of the code or the expectation to perform 10x simply because we have a Codex subscription. Just last week, I was requested to work on a task, and when I provided a hopeful estimate of two days, I was told, “You are over-quoting, you have Codex, so this should only take one day, shouldn't it ?”
It's almost like an instinctual kicking in warning me of something, It is making me feel antagonistic and cynical, it definitely shows in my work and behavior, it's like i'm self sabotaging myself over this
I know it's not there yet, i know its limitations, which makes this meaningless self sabotage
obsidian summit
Recently, I have been unable to ignore the feeling that I am being quietly repla...
I think it’s best to have an intrinsic interest in the problems at your work in order to prevent that. I mean, with me I do genuinely have an intrinsic interest in finding the answers to the problems at my work. They’re interesting problems and I want to know the answers. So I find that AI creeps in more and more doesn’t bother me that much. It’s just another step in the path to mastery
tidal canopy
Work is interesting, It’s not complex, but these simple tasks within the constraints keep me engaged, and I’m all for it, the AI, as I’ve mentioned, it’s a handy tool, I'm just trying to avoid getting overwhelmed by this feeling and perform worse and get cynical, It’s probably just fear. When people rely on you, you really have to think twice about your actions
It's probably just realization that I used to be needed here, and now I’m being bypassed, Something about the social contract here has changed, and I do not know where I stand anymore
final sun
Eat my sock
karmic gust
!kick 1231239115467522130 troll
royal lakeBOT
:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied kick to @final sun.
tardy rain
perhaps a ban would be more appropriate
thick ore
omg i just saw ot channel names change in real time
so its apparently every utc midnight?
minor ferry
The consumption of socks are prohibited
vale raven
so its apparently every utc midnight?
!off-topic-names
royal lakeBOT
molten hornet
Recently, I have been unable to ignore the feeling that I am being quietly repla...
so ur not afraid for ur job but for those problems you loved to solve ?
bleak maple
Test suite is green, ship it!
native kindle
I hate that the capitalisation is inconsistent
crystal spruce
tbf part of the spec could be that it should be case insensitive
limpid dove
I have code that looks like (pathPart1+'/'+pathPart2).replace('//','/') sort of all over my codebase (literally in 100s of places)
And today I realize network drives sometimes use double shashes as a prefix, so everything breaks when I try working with files on one 😅
royal lakeBOT
Added in version 3.4.
Source code: Lib/pathlib/
This module offers classes representing filesystem paths with semantics appropriate for different operating systems. Path classes are divided between pure paths, which provide purely computational operations without I/O, and concrete paths, which inherit from pure paths but also provide I/O operations.
...
harsh tundra
I have code that looks like `(pathPart1+'/'+pathPart2).replace('//','/')` sort o...
First mistake was doing + instead of os.path.join.
And second was using replace instead of pathpart1.rstrip("/")+"/" +pathpart2 to not have double slashes in the first place... Or realising that double slashes are NOT a problem in paths - they still work correctly in system commands (the only problem is if you have to compare them in code)
royal tartan
First mistake was doing + instead of os.path.join.
And second was using replace ...
i never realized // work just fine
young shoal
first mistake is not using pathlib
mighty lance
I have code that looks like `(pathPart1+'/'+pathPart2).replace('//','/')` sort o...
This is like gore to me
chrome peak
young shoal
bnuuy
acoustic moss
xith was just feeling taylory that day stop judging
wise schooner
willow narwhal
It's not like they only get used once..
This name has already been used at least twice before.
grave gyro
Urmm i was really new to coding i only knew how to use these functions in python do u guys have a idea what should i learned next also i use termux
crystal spruce
I would follow some sort of book/course
vale raven
Urmm i was really new to coding i only knew how to use these functions in python...
Ask in #python-discussion
This is off topic and there will be a lot of random conversation here
vale raven
I would follow some sort of book/course
!learn has some good ones
royal lakeBOT
grave gyro
Wait why someone give a trash emote
thick ore
Wait why someone give a trash emote
it's a button
if the sender reacts to it, then it deletes the message
vale raven
Wait why someone give a trash emote
It lets you delete the message if you dont want it
(well, the person that sent it)
grave gyro
It lets you delete the message if you dont want it
(well, the person that sent i...
Thx
solemn tulip
seems kinda innocuous
probably just added to annoy people by being mildly incorrect
harsh tundra
Thx
(the way bot deals with info tags was made before discord introduced actual buttons, so actions like this were done using emojis... and since it worked well for years, it stayed even after discord added the buttons)
honest star
if buttons were smaller we'd probably use them way more, alas
solar shell
Let me try something
royal lakeBOT
:white_check_mark: Your 3.14 eval job has completed with return code 0.
@everyone
lusty basin
The old reply system was very ass
swift marlin
this is the futurr guys
harsh tundra
Well, it said minus 3% off... So technically correct
swift marlin
Well, it said minus 3% off... So technically correct
double negative = positive
it's too smart for us
soft violet
double negative = positive
That depends on where you are. In some dialects, a double negative may still be a negative.
wooden silo
Lol, that first one sounds like a joke
minor ferry
@lisan the
next wraith
A couple months ago i watched a programmer say "i dont even know how the team did that" on a video of rain physics in arknights endfield, so i wanted to see if id lowkenuinely find out accidentally. So in the game, there are alot of different materials on the characters outfits and custom shaders for each. The materials are reused during modelling because weight painting and making new textures takes time. Now when the characters stand in rain, the game engine checks which triangles are susceptible or prone to (excuse my english) rain, as in which triangles are above everything, because rain falls from the sky duhhh. Same reason rain doesnt clip through walls in minecraft. And so the program applies those custom rain shaders onto the exposed triangles, and if the material is labeled a fabric, the program changes the hex code of the colour so it looks wet. And notice how the droplets dont ever fall off of the character but stick to the materials? Thats because they are probably just a 2d texture with a function that randomizes the droplets and decides from the camera angle whether theyre exposed to light or not. How accurate is this to the real deal?
Note that these arent facts, just my theory
round forge
I agree your idea
grave cove
topaz matrix
Hey everyone. I’ve been practicing strict data cleaning and just finished a project matching exact crypto news publication times to 1-minute market data (Kaggle link: https://www.kaggle.com/datasets/yevheniipylypchuk/bitcoin-news-vs-1m-btc-price-action-2025-26).
The hardest part was standardizing the UTC timestamps and handling the exact T0/T+15m delta calculation. If anyone here has experience building backtesting pipelines or scraping financial news, I’d love a quick roast of the methodology in my notebook. Did I miss any obvious edge cases?
bleak maple
(IMO, use TAI64N with UNIX epoch, if you aren't already)
crystal spruce
if you could go back in time and change things, how would you resolve the ambiguity between using sin^2(x) to denote sin(x)^2 and f^(-1)(x) denoting the inverse function of f?
ripe birch
if you could go back in time and change things, how would you resolve the ambigu...
ive seen ppl use $f^2(x) = f(f(x))$
the conventions r so messed up :p
crystal spruce
yeah that as well
Basically how would you resolve the conventional mess that comes from using superscripts for two different things
ripe birch
actually before 8th grade or whatever it was, i used to think that f prime means inverse of f lol
shell raptor
if you could go back in time and change things, how would you resolve the ambigu...
Use more names and fewer squiggles. (rep 2 sin) (x) for sin(sin(x)), (inv f) (x)
ripe birch
+1
shell raptor
and for the square of sin x, just write (sin x)^2
ripe birch
squaring a function name was such a weird idea to begin with
shell raptor
also hot take: the x y to mean x * y shortcut could be deleted as well
Now you can use more than one letter for variables. Wow
shell raptor
I wonder what would happen if we ended up using prefix notation instead of infix notation
(+ 1 2 3 4 5)
I guess for equations, inequalities etc. it would be pretty bad, because the infix operator provides clear separation of the parts
crystal spruce
squaring a function name was such a weird idea to begin with
it isn't imo
if you're fine with things like monoids, and you're fine with the notation x ** 2 = x * x, then f ** 2 is f * f and functions over monoids form a natural monoid by doing the operation pointwise
which you'll see a lot in functional analysis and the like
ripe birch
it isn't imo
if you're fine with things like monoids, and you're fine with the n...
idk what a monoid is but how do u define f*f?
crystal spruce
the main issue is that functions over a monoid form two natural monoids under composition and taking the operation pointwise, and we have the same notation for iterations of either
crystal spruce
idk what a monoid is but how do u define f*f?
the function g(x) = f(x) * f(x)
crystal spruce
also hot take: the `x y` to mean `x * y` shortcut could be deleted as well
I mean for programming this is already the case no?
ripe birch
the function `g(x) = f(x) * f(x)`
come to think of it, aren't functions just sets of tuples?
so f = {(x1, y1), (x2, y2), ...}
so f * f can also be interpreted as cartesian product which would make
f * f = {((x1, y1), (x1, y1)), ...}
shell raptor
I mean for programming this is already the case no?
indeed
crystal spruce
come to think of it, aren't functions just sets of tuples?
so f = {(x1, y1), (x2...
true, though I can't think of any context where you would want to take that Cartesian product
also in math you'd use \times for Cartesian product and not \cdot
ripe birch
isnt that a cat mouse problem?
idk if x ** 2 = x times x or x cdot x
idk if x is a number or a vector either :p
i see * (asterisk) and think of convulition (however this is spelled)
convolution ig
crystal spruce
yeah this is extra cursed because we're also talking in programming symbols
crystal spruce
idk if x ** 2 = x times x or x cdot x
I think for every context I've seen where times and cdot denote different product operations, only one of them makes sense to be iterated
strong spire
also hot take: the `x y` to mean `x * y` shortcut could be deleted as well
I like that idea but it’d also make equations look very ugly
And using multiple characters for one variable would certainly lead to extremely verbose equations
bronze root
ive seen ppl use $f^2(x) = f(f(x))$
it mostly only makes sense in linear algebra
alpine tusk
`(+ 1 2 3 4 5)`
but + is a binary operator in this case anyway, so are the rest implicit multiplication? that is, it's equivalent to (1 + 2) * 3 * 4 * 5?
worldly ice
perhaps it would be like functools.reduce with operator.add
>>> import operator
>>> import functools
>>> functools.reduce(operator.add, (1, 2, 3, 4, 5))
15
it's 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5, like it works in lisps (or at least in clojure and racket)
solemn tulip
but + is a binary operator in this case anyway, so are the rest implicit multipl...
(f x y z)
↓
f(x, y, z)
fierce sandal
Is web dev still going to be in demand in the next 10-15 years? I am planning on learning it but AI scares me.
minor ferry
Is web dev still going to be in demand in the next 10-15 years? I am planning on...
sorry buddy it over
wix just dcame out
it's Jover
bleak maple
re: what's going on there, since maybe we can learn something..
$IFS replaces spaces as the field separator (crazy crazy crazy to permit this on input but it often works)
\x63\x61\x74 is hex for cat
/???/\b**\h is "wildcard magic" for /bin/bash (lol, shells are crazy)
If the above works, your WAF sucks but you'd be horrified to learn...
Even OpenBSD just fixed a probably-not-enough-to-exploit-but-sketchy couple of shell environment things in the latest release, which is its 60th version.
One of them is a problem in scp that literally was there in the original Berkeley rcp implementation, crazy.
Never let a user on your UNIX machine that isn't you, basically, and never compose a UNIX process execution command line based on user input.
I've never shipped a thing that was later penetrated, but I've never permitted either of those two things, probably not a coincidence.
Never enter a password on the keyboard of a multi-user machine, etc.
If I ever left my phone unlocked somewhere and walked away from it for a while, I would throw it in the shredder when I came back to it.
stark prawn
Wait a second thats Captain Kirk
From magic the gathering?
vale raven
From magic the gathering?
No from Lord of the Rings
stark prawn
No from _Lord of the Rings_
vale raven
Is that card 3 feet tall?
stark prawn
Yeah this is from when they first revealed it
stark prawn
No from _Lord of the Rings_
Guess kirk and lord of the rings are in the same universe now
vale raven
I'll take it
swift marlin
If I ever left my phone unlocked somewhere and walked away from it for a while, ...
I like your style
rocky drift
has this chat become a bait for bots or something lol
vale raven
Yes
weak peak
has this chat become a bait for bots or something lol
*compromised accounts
rocky drift
*compromised accounts
ik there's a difference but no need to be pedantic
thick ore
minecraft electrical engineering mod
these are 16 light bulbs connected in series
they even explode if you set the power source to 250 V
weak peak
minecraft electrical engineering mod
@grave cove this better not be our Season 6
thick osprey
My "can't sleep, let's code" hack of the night.
#! /bin/bash
if [ -d "$HOME/repos" ]; then
echo "$HOME/repos exists, halting backup."
return 1
fi
mkdir "$HOME/repos"
prior=$(pwd)
echo "Moving to $HOME/repos to start backup (from $prior)"
cd "$HOME/repos"
gh repo list --limit 1000 --json name,nameWithOwner,createdAt,archivedAt,isArchived,isPrivate > repolist.json
echo "Discovered $(jq .[].nameWithOwner < repolist.json | wc -l) repos to back up..."
jq -r .[].nameWithOwner < repolist.json | xargs -I % git clone --bare --no-hardlinks git@github.com:%
jq -r .[].name < repolist.json | xargs -I % tar -czf %.git.tar.gz %.git/
jq -r .[].name < repolist.json | xargs -I % rm -rf %.git/
echo "All repos archived in $HOME/repos"
cd "$prior"
ancient summit
My "can't sleep, let's code" hack of the night.
```bash
#! /bin/bash
if [ -d "$...
My "cant sleep, lets code" hack of the night
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/adyanthm/physics/refs/heads/main/media/demo.gif
thick ore
My "cant sleep, lets code" hack of the night
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/a...
ok we get it bro
you wrote a physics engine
thick ore
where did i say 3d
ancient summit
where did i say 3d
if ur gonna say physics engine, eveyrone is going to assume its 3d 😩
and im yet to refactor this
thick ore
if ur gonna say physics engine, eveyrone is going to assume its 3d 😩
no not really
ancient summit
the api quality is so shit you have to call the physics update, velocity resolve, position resolve every tick
stark prawn
if ur gonna say physics engine, eveyrone is going to assume its 3d 😩
Why is that
Do games like mario not have physics
ancient summit
Why is that
because thats what i assumed when my friend suggested this idea to me.
I thought everyone assumed the same thing that I did
if not my bad
alpine tusk
@wooden silo re: #ot0-psvm’s-eternal-disapproval message
So "all you know is pain" in this case should more accurately be phrased as "all you experience is pain"? For some reason that feels somewhat different 
wooden silo
<@181803748262281216> re: https://discord.com/channels/267624335836053506/291284...
"all you know is pain" was a poetic way to put it
But yes, it's not known the same way algebra is known
alpine tusk
I get the meaning, but at least to me the different phrasing clicks differently
wooden silo
I'm fine with any phrasing that gets the point across
alpine tusk
I mean, knowledge and experience might be the same, but Mary's room would appear to suggest differently
wooden silo
Yeah, I definitely don't think they're the same.
Mary's room gets across well in what sense I mean that.
alpine tusk
I mean, knowledge and experience might be the same, but Mary's room would appear...
though I may have misunderstood Mary's room when I said that
nvm
I have entered a state of confusion
(kind of my default state anyway)
limpid dove
in case someone decides to run my software for 100s of years straight without restarting:
😎 👍
thick osprey
My "cant sleep, lets code" hack of the night
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/a...
Oh hell yeah, that's awesome
round pendant
My "can't sleep, let's code" hack of the night.
```bash
#! /bin/bash
if [ -d "$...
the {save pwd -> cd -> do stuff -> cd back to prior} thing can be neatly done with pushd + popd
why did you need to backup the repos list though?
thick osprey
the {save pwd -> cd -> do stuff -> cd back to prior} thing can be neatly done wi...
TIL. Thank you! That's a neat command set.
I like backups. Anything I care about has at least three backup locations. Local, cloud, and offline hard storage.
My repos have four, I guess. GitHub, local, Backblaze (from local), and offline.
smoky hearth
TIL. Thank you! That's a neat command set.
I like backups. Anything I care abo...
are you paranoid?
weak peak
are you paranoid?
you aren't?
thick osprey
are you paranoid?
The question isn't if I'm paranoid. It's if I'm paranoid enough.
vale raven
The question isn't if I'm paranoid. It's if I'm paranoid enough.
Edward Snowden says no
brazen ingot
smoky hearth
The question isn't if I'm paranoid. It's if I'm paranoid enough.
sure get a fourth backup in another country too xD
steady thunder
why are half the messages here timeouts
round pendant
why are half the messages here timeouts
well, automated timeouts. some scam spam bots chose specifically this channel for some reason
steady thunder
well, automated timeouts. some scam spam bots chose specifically this channel fo...
ot1 is for spam bots
round pendant
did you know that #kat-testing actually exists because of this
katj was testing how to lure out the bots to a specific channel
steady thunder
whats kat testing
harsh tundra
Heepy
Not heepy
(Friends visited. With their dog. Catto woke up FAST. And yes, that's TV.)
round pendant
big eyes, very vigilant
this car is not fucking around
steady thunder
definitely not the right chat
bleak maple
...
wary patio
Definitely the right chat
steady thunder
Definitely the right chat
left so speechless it took yall an hour to respond 😭
wary patio
bruh, my discord didn't update the UI because it wasn't connected to the internet
surreal otter
i think it could hold a little bit more than 16
Therefore it can hold 16.
thick ore
left so speechless it took yall an hour to respond 😭
No dont try to switch the subject
What was the right chat
harsh tundra
Btw. Weren't someone banned some time ago for starting that topic?
Ah, no, probably just warned
thick osprey
sure get a fourth backup in another country too xD
fwiw, my cloud backups are not hosted in the same datacenters.
smoky hearth
fwiw, my cloud backups are not hosted in the same datacenters.
i hope so
tired osprey
i want one off topic
sand goblet
I like that better than "FIRST"
unkempt ermine
what are you cooking in here?
lone otter
🍳
tired osprey
bisk is usually cooking sea bass
unkempt ermine
hahaha
rough sapphire
cooking with bisk 
tame terrace
that's true, actually
when bisk came to my house he tried to cook me sea bass
but apparently we don't have sea bass in norway
so it was impossible to find in the stores.
so he had to cook some salmon instead.
it still turned out pretty good, though.
gentle moss
👌
bleak lintel
speaking of bisk
I finally figured out where I heard of bisk before Discord bisk, it was from Titanfall
tame terrace
no. :D
bleak lintel
D:
tame terrace
tired osprey
@gentle moss next cooking strim when
tame terrace
I'd like to see more python integrated into your cooking
tame terrace
can you write some cooking software?
tired osprey
stuff like that
in some countries pythons in booze are considered good food and medicine
tame terrace
no don't cook a python that sounds gross.
tired osprey
you should make one of those
rough sapphire
grilled snake is quite tasty
tired osprey
and ofc catch the python with a robot programmed in python
rough sapphire
I rly like grilled tarantula
tame terrace
how about a thermometer that triggers a twitchbot message when the seabass has reached the perfect temperature
rough sapphire
ye snake is a pretty decent meat
tame terrace
: / why do you have a cooking stream. this guy doesn't even thermometer
unkempt ermine
sounds like an OpenCV project then
have your webcam determine when the fish is ready
tame terrace
naw but cooking white fish with a thermometer is a bit weird. but for some meats it's absolutely essential
like a big bird or whatever
rough sapphire
for chicken yes
bleak lintel
no we should make bisk stare at the seabass
and read his brain signals
when he feels it is ready we will trigger a twitch bot
rough sapphire
does bisk have brain signals
or just some bash scripts floating around up there
bleak lintel
excellent question
rough sapphire
oh no
tame terrace
and in other news I will kill you
rough sapphire
😮
tired osprey
RUN
bleak lintel
love you too lemon
rough sapphire
I was scared of lemon
from even my first day on this server
tame terrace
!superban @rough sapphire forever
bleak lintel
mega-ban
tame terrace
oh wait we don't have that command
rough sapphire
RIP in pieces
bleak lintel
hyper-ban
tired osprey
tired osprey
it should hack his computer and uninstall the ipv4 system of linux
rough sapphire
im on windows
bleak lintel
delete tcp.exe
tired osprey
grill the wlan chips and ethernet sockets
rough sapphire
🅱ad
bleak lintel
hey nix i realised something
tired osprey
no
bleak lintel
called "JCP"
rough sapphire
insert standards xkcb here
bleak lintel
A header would contain only "to" "from" and "data"
bleak lintel
what did they make
tired osprey
and there is a reason for tcp having a lot more fields
a better thing than TCP and UDP
bleak lintel
yeah I know
tired osprey
i dont remember the name
bleak lintel
nix that doesn't answer my question
tired osprey
what is your question
bleak lintel
NIX WE SHOULD BECOME VICTIMS OF SCHOPE CREEP
bleak lintel
JSON filesystem, JSON language, JSON networking
tame terrace
you're both banned from the internet.
tired osprey
yes
bleak lintel
This is going to be beautiful
tired osprey
JSON EVERYTHING
bleak lintel
Thank you lemon ^-^
bleak lintel
No I say jason
tame terrace
I was just wondering since you don't say sequel or engine-x
bleak lintel
good good nix
unkempt ermine
QUIC is pretty smart
bleak lintel
nuh ginx is the best way to say nginx
rough sapphire
nuh ginx is rarted 😂
tame terrace
nuh-uh-ginx, it is not-ginx.
bleak lintel
I'm going to write an essay about how the pronounciation of nginx is up to the user
unkempt ermine
oh and "gun icorn" right?
bleak lintel
I say "guh unicorn"
bleak lintel
a lot
unkempt ermine
:D
tame terrace
nuh-ginx and guh-unicorn.
bleak lintel
As you can see it is all in the first letters
Did you know I say "luh emon" as well
tame terrace
joseph doing the alphabet:
aye, buh, cuh, duh, ee, fuh
bleak lintel
ayy lmao
unkempt ermine
hahaha
ebon quarry
i say nginx as n-gin echs
rough sapphire
Joph learn to talk pls 😮
ebon quarry
like engine x
tired osprey
i say en ginx
rough sapphire
I say en-jynx
ebon quarry
i think thats the intended name
bleak lintel
I actually pronounce nginx as "apache 2"
lone otter
I say goo nicorn
ebon quarry
but when im around people i call it en-ginx so i dont sound like an idiot
tired osprey
@bleak lintel how do you say the ch there?
bleak lintel
ch uh
tired osprey
and the ch there?
ebon quarry
en-jitnkskks
sinful copper
it's clearly en-ginx with a hard g like in gif
rough sapphire
I pronounce it Joe seph
sinful copper
Joe sev
bleak lintel
I only know one person irl who pronounces the Joe and Seph seperately
unkempt ermine
Ing Ging Eggs, the famous server of chinese restaurant "wabsait"
bleak lintel
Speaking of Joe and Seph they make hecking great popcorn
charred obsidian
This convo his hilarious XD
bleak lintel
thank you joejoe
rough sapphire
is he a hacker in real life too
tame terrace
that sounds like a hacker browser
gleaming vapor
I did that once
Best browser
bleak lintel
Good man
tame terrace
lyn-inks
bleak lintel
I say l-eye-nx
tame terrace
do you say liiieeeenux or linnnnux?
lone otter
lin ucks
gleaming vapor
@prisma gust Do you have a problem with my browser preferences
rough sapphire
yep
lone otter
oh no
tame terrace
lin ux is the "correct" pronounciation but I still use the other one.
gleaming vapor
There was a time when I didn't even startx when I booted up ok
bleak lintel
I have several stages to run through before I can startx
unkempt ermine
desktops are overrated
gleaming vapor
I always test my sites in lynx/links/w3m/etc
bleak lintel
Due to Arch being a real moron I have to run
sudo killall wpa_supplicant
sudo systemctl restart NetworkManager.service
tame terrace
I will never test a site on lynx.
bleak lintel
and then startx
unkempt ermine
nice Joseph
tame terrace
I also don't test my sites in netscape
gentle moss
i should really do a bit more cooking stream
bleak lintel
I don't even know why I have to do that but I am glad I figured out that specific sequence of commands to fix networking
Yes
gleaming vapor
Oh no, if you're on netscape you deserve whatever happens to you
lone otter
yes
tame terrace
you probably were.
bleak lintel
lol
unkempt ermine
not even once
tame terrace
chances are you just weren't paying attention
charred obsidian
sudo systemctl restart microwave.with.hotpocket.service
tame terrace
he was probably asleep.
bleak lintel
https://twitch.tv/beehivekay 😤💯 like ❤ comment 💬 subscribe ➕
unkempt ermine
@gentle moss you gotta ping me when you do your cooking show
tame terrace
did you cook your hand
unkempt ermine
we need a cooking role you can ping
tame terrace
no we do not. :D
gentle moss
no, i coffee table'd my hand
bleak lintel
or you can use twitch notifications
tame terrace
^
unkempt ermine
boo twitch notifications, who even does that
bleak lintel
I assume you I absolutely smash that notification when I get it
unkempt ermine
I want real human interaction
gentle moss
Or I can just keep a mental list of people who like to watch it
and ping them myself
unkempt ermine
send me a letter in the mail bisk
bleak lintel
discord
real human interaction
yes
lone otter
yes
gentle moss
it's not like I'm just going to throw up a stream and not tell people who would like to watch it
that's silly
bleak lintel
phone inver up and make him drop everything
unkempt ermine
yes
gentle moss
i'm a view whore like every other streamer
bleak lintel
good man
actually when I stream I just post a link, not to people who would like to watch it
that said though last time I cooked I ended up making pancakes fuse to my cooker
or should I say Aga
unkempt ermine
I don't remember the last time I cooked
bleak lintel
I stuck a ready meal in a microwave last week
rough sapphire
microwave stream
unkempt ermine
that's too fancy
gentle moss
That's because you survive on corporate funded buffets
bleak lintel
what an idea Cake
unkempt ermine
corporate funded buffets is my litteral jam
tame terrace
I cooked today, like a normal human.
bleak lintel
kek
gentle moss
i'm doing spicy chicken wings today
bleak lintel
Actually this morning I made toast (kinda cooking?)
gentle moss
but they're pre-prepared out of a tub
tame terrace
if you don't cook more or less every day you're a terrible person
bleak lintel
haha yeah I cook every day it is like my life 😎
gentle moss
scrambled pancakes
tame terrace
his lordship, of course, does not need to cook
unkempt ermine
I'm the worst then, cause I haven't cooked a real meal in 7 years (at least)
tame terrace
he has people for that.
bleak lintel
beans on toast for days
unkempt ermine
beans on toast, I have never done that
tame terrace
you're not the worst, you're just nobility
unkempt ermine
I will try that soon
gentle moss
hey, i own land too
tame terrace
typical upper class
gentle moss
i still cook
bleak lintel
inver you have never tried beans on toast, this is not acceptable 😔
tame terrace
do you have a plaque, @gentle moss
unkempt ermine
I mean I've eaten baked beans with a toast on the side
gentle moss
feck off
bleak lintel
but never had the beans on the toast?
gentle moss
i own the land
unkempt ermine
lemon bestowed a plaque on me and it sits next to my bed
tame terrace
the plaque maketh the man, or so they say.
unkempt ermine
it is my most prized posession
gentle moss
if that's the case he should brush his teeth
unkempt ermine
never had the beans on the toast
bleak lintel
Go buy yourself some Heinz beans
unkempt ermine
but I will undoubtedly do that next time
tame terrace
it's mediocre
gentle moss
HEINZ ARE WANK NOW
bleak lintel
Good good
gentle moss
Tesco beans are the best
bleak lintel
lmfao
gentle moss
More salt and sugar
gentle moss
:D
gentle moss
You can't just write on a broken window and claim it's a prize Jo.
bleak lintel
I went on a bike ride to raise money for some training for some thing in my local village
and they came and filmed me and then someone nominated me for the award
unkempt ermine
that sounds pretty impressive!
bleak lintel
Aperture found the image and vandalised it with JabbaScript https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/305126844661760000/434481170512740362/jabbaseph.png
rough sapphire
Rip
unkempt ermine
hahahaha
bleak lintel
rough sapphire
that's a speedy boi
bleak lintel
Chicken figured out how to get onto coop
Heck Croatia vs. Denmark second half
1-1 👀
let's hope it's Denmark :^)
bleak lintel
haha
gentle moss
it's amazing Denmark can even do football
unkempt ermine
denmark is amazing at footing balls
gentle moss
I imagine they'd have to shut down half the country to just play a football match
cuz its so small
unkempt ermine
I mean denmark does actually shut down during these events
because everyone is at the telly with a pint and crisps
tired osprey
in germany every time when there is the european or world soccer cup the politicians start to introduce laws people normally would protest against because most of the germans dont care during that time
unkempt ermine
that sounds horrific, is that true? :D
tame pier
lol
bleak lintel
Nix your country is out of the cup you can't talk about you country as if it is doing well
tired osprey
true true
tame pier
🔥
gentle moss
oh everyone does that
also, interesting way to cover up bad news
wait till good shit is distracting people
rather than put out some REALLY BAD news
then sneak through the less bad stuff on the sly
like the UK does
tired osprey
yup
unkempt ermine
I'm not surprised by the UK anymore, but a little surprised by germany
ivory tiger
I have a love hate relationship with europe
bleak lintel
I have a hate relationship with Europe
rough sapphire
Europe is great
bleak lintel
They are trying to ban memes guys 😦😦😦
sand goblet
I bet discord won't rotate my image
unkempt ermine
at least we're not amurica .. yet
ivory tiger
On one hand they practice literal eugenics laws but on the other hand they have healthcare that isn't ooga booga spend 9 million dollars on a scratch
gentle moss
oh man
rough sapphire
@ivory tiger literal eugenics laws?
gentle moss
smokey smokey
unkempt ermine
bot.rotate(image)
sand goblet
Damn right
lone otter
ow ouch owie my neck
ivory tiger
@rough sapphire if you're trans before you can do any trans-related stuff they require you to get permanently sterilized "to keep bad genes out"
ivory tiger
Which is like ???????? god damn
rough sapphire
What country has that law? 😮
ivory tiger
Most of them there's a list, sec
rough sapphire
I don't know about this rly
bleak lintel
I have no raw toast so I can't make any bread
wait no I can't make any toast
Because I have no raw toast
unkempt ermine
raw toast
bleak lintel
I bamboozled myself instead of bamboozling others
gentle moss
yeah, like how frozen water is ice
ivory tiger
@rough sapphire Although the UK doesn't require it they have their own issues
unkempt ermine
I'm gonna start referring to all bread as raw toast
gentle moss
unheated toast is bread
unkempt ermine
raw toast
ivory tiger
Namely the rule that you have to act as the gender you want to be without any transition assistance for 2 years
Which usually leads to public ridicule and shit as extreme as rape
gentle moss
toast sushi
ivory tiger
which sux
unkempt ermine
that's fucking obscene @ivory tiger
sand goblet
@gentle moss beef and chicken kebabs, burgers, sausages
ivory tiger
Yeah it sux 😦
sand goblet
The smoking wood is beech because it's all I could get
ivory tiger
I know a few people in the UK that are basically broken because they got raped multiple times during that two year process
It's sickening
gentle moss
beech is okay
bleak lintel
smol dog
unkempt ermine
what's its name @bleak lintel ?
bleak lintel
She's called Lola
unkempt ermine
Lola is a lovely dog
unkempt ermine
that's some hard raw toast you got there
bleak lintel
It happens to be frozen raw toast
ivory tiger
rofl I was wondering what the fuck was happening there
unkempt ermine
hahahaha
ivory tiger
"jesus is his bread THAT stale"
bleak lintel
I was kinda hoping I could smash it to really bamboozle you all
gentle moss
iced toast
unkempt ermine
don't smash your frozen raw toast
gentle moss
That's how Ice T got his name
ivory tiger
Take a hammer to it "oops i broke my raw toast"
gentle moss
Ice Toast.
bleak lintel
The dog has figured out I'm not feeding her and has retreated to staring at the chickens
bleak lintel
I was about to translate it
unkempt ermine
but he might not have the context that your dogs name is lola
but now the moment has passed
gentle moss
there are now too many off topics to keep track of all the off topic :(
night girder
tame terrace
no it is not.
robust sierra
what happens if i post stuff that isnt related to cooking here?
tame terrace
please don't be serious.
robust sierra
iamseriouslemon
robust sierra
but how
tame terrace
this is an off-topic channel, not a cooking channel. the name is random.
tame pier
but it could be..
rough sapphire
ramen
robust sierra
What are your opinions on microwaves?
unkempt ermine
they are great for unfreezing frozen raw toast
rough sapphire
microwaves are great
nice and fast
kettle better ye
and french press
ye
no wuts that
rough sapphire
Hmm
clear moss
rough sapphire
Wow nice
tame pier
Pellet is where it's at
tame pier
Those are truly a PITA
tame pier
Certified Developer™
gentle moss
Seems like that should be on a T-Shirt
tame pier
It probably is
gentle moss
Unfortunately not :(
rough sapphire
Pellet was EZ to light
tame pier
I really should eat more than just Soylent
tulip palm
i really should eat more
late acorn
@tame pier isn't the whole point that you shouldn't?
"I really should eat more besides my 100% nutrients and calories daily"
maybe I'm mixing it up with something else
late acorn
looks dry af
humble scaffold
tika chicken cheese toasted red onion and lettus
humble scaffold
and the drink is custom
late acorn
yeah, but is the bread dry
humble scaffold
its the best subway bread
late acorn
humble scaffold
the bread has cheese on it
halcyon aurora
I prefer sweet bread
humble scaffold
no
stuck pendant
Subway bread is fine but I don't toast mine. That's weird. Unless it's some special sandwich.
tame pier
Not toasting is weird
stuck pendant
no u
Toast on cold cut combo?
To me sounds weird haha. But I guess fine on most others
stuck pendant
Ahh haha
Cold cut combo untoasted w/ provolone, lettuce, mayo, honey mustard is my usual
9 grain wheat bread to make me feel good about myself
tame pier
Oh nice
stuck pendant
xD
tame pier
Honey mustard is the best
stuck pendant
Yee
candid anvil
grizzled harness
tame terrace
tame terrace
you can still cook with bisk in this channel
gentle moss
we'll just have to cook mental burgers
tame terrace
I was gonna do that anyway
gentle moss
I think I want to make burgers with cheese in the middle of them
tame terrace
and cheese for a bun, too?
rough sapphire
I don't like melted cheese rly
tame terrace
mmm.. cheesebunger
gentle moss
Yeah like hand make the burgers
and wrap the meat around a little bit of cheese
so when you bite into the burger your mouth gets coated in fiery hot burning melted cheese
tame terrace
cheesebunger 
rough sapphire
When I order burgers i ask for no cheese 
gentle moss
how do you even cheese a bun?
humble scaffold
bottled cheese mhmmm
tame terrace
you melt cheese into a bun shape and let it harden.
then put a burger (and some cheese of course) between the buns
humble scaffold
you inject cheese into the meat
tame terrace
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheesebunger
humble scaffold
cheesebunger
sand goblet
I'd smash that
gentle moss
it's like a cheese sauce and they just cover the whole burger in it
got to be the messiest burger to eat ever
sand goblet
Cutlery
sand goblet
I mean as if you're gonna fit that bun in your mouth anyway
tame terrace
ooh, that's a fun way to say that
sand goblet
Haha
tame terrace
I like it when you bungle an idiom so badly it no longer makes sense
but its meaning is still clear
sand goblet
Indeed
tame terrace
I'm also super fond of mixed metaphors
humble scaffold
why
sand goblet
He does
humble scaffold
so if he has twitch emotes you can set the discord so you get the twitch emotes as global discord emotes while subbed
sand goblet
tame terrace
humble scaffold
without being nitro
torn ridge
humble scaffold
but you rich somehow
gentle moss
bad burgers are diamond dozen
humble scaffold
even though you don't make much money
sand goblet
Heck no, I'm on welfare
torn ridge
beer can burgers look AMAZING!
tame terrace
diamond dozen :D
torn ridge
*a dime a dozen 😄
humble scaffold
you're gonna ruin the burgers with you're old
torn ridge
hey...i love being....wait.. bugger 😦
tame terrace
yeah, for all intensive purposes bisk was just telling a joke
gentle moss
age can be a blessing in the skies runey
just got to mustard up the courage to own it
gentle moss
it's a doggy dog world out there so don't take anything for granite
sand goblet
this is terrible
humble scaffold
because tax year is 7 months in hahaha
sand goblet
Yeah neither will I probably
humble scaffold
ive never had a job
sand goblet
tax year is not 7 months in
I just got my tax refund
but yeah I have decent tax credits so it's not like they'll tax me into the grund
gentle moss
i mean it always comes down to brass stacks
gentle moss
stop acting like such a pre-madonna
sand goblet
hey man, all I ever wanted was the world
gentle moss
oh yeah, why not just have the kids' Nysnc too?
tame terrace
warning: this is degenerating
but I did really appreciate "blessing in the skies", I've never heard that one
gentle moss
No one should put language on a petal stall.
tame terrace
no
gentle moss
:(
tame terrace
it's over, you've killed the frog.
gentle moss
guess i'll just swallow my prize
tame terrace
bleak lintel
If I have kids will I have to port them to python 4.0 and make them compatible with gevent
ebon quarry
the title tells me it's a screenshot of speed test results
tired osprey
Looks like my internet at home
charred obsidian
Those speeds are amazing
sand goblet
wat
rough sapphire
Ye I get like 80 down
tame pier
Lol
gentle moss
prove it's a real line ¬_¬
ebon quarry
i call bullshit
rain spindle
Its not mine
its my scaleway server
xD
@ebon quarry @gentle moss
I wish it was mine
ebon quarry
exactly
wide juniper
@sand goblet you have/had python collecting server stats with datadog, right?
bleak lintel
henlo yes
wide juniper
Is the screenboard still public? I'm working on using datadog for another project and I'd be interested in seeing how you displayed the data
humble scaffold
make a gif
lone otter
cosmic quiver
Ah yes
wild yarrow
i am confused
tulip palm
good meme
sand goblet
Hi @fallen maple
fallen maple
sand goblet
Welcome to the server
@sullen thorn There's no server based on this
Haven't you noticed? The off-topic channels are renamed every day
sand goblet
:P
sullen thorn
do we actually talk about whatever topic theyre named after?