ot1-perplexing-regexing

[fathom musk]

Sorry I probably meant this

So there's a 1.5% chance HmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm

[rancid haven]

@spiral bear electricity doesn't "move". As I've said, it's a human buzzword and it doesn't make sense to talk about in technical levels

[eternal depot]

If I pick up a battery I'm moving electricity

[grave cove]

electricity is not a physical object that you can move

it's more of a concept

[eternal depot]

But what if the battery is plugged in?

[grave cove]

To?

[eternal depot]

"The circuit"

[grave cove]

That doesn't make electricity some physical object all of a sudden

[tardy rain]

what if i throw the battery really really hard

[eternal depot]

What about the electricity between me and your mom?

[eternal depot]

Check. Mate.

[young shoal]

emphasis on the mate 😉😉

[runic plinth]

Gross

[tardy rain]

you cant just call someone's mom gross

[runic plinth]

GROSS 🤢

[gritty zinc]

you can't just call someone's desktop environment gross

[carmine apex]

unless there's a tiling wm involved

[gritty zinc]

👀

[tardy rain]

im the window manager

drag and dock is king

[runic plinth]

Super gross

[gritty zinc]

actually I guess it doesn't count, since "tiling wm" means, like, tiling being the default behaviour

[young shoal]

what even is a tiling wm

[grave cove]

a wm that tiles

[rough sapphire]

i am considering qubes OS as my next OS

ik it's a security os but i like the isolation

this is all a win-win situation

[low chasm]

@high haven https://open.spotify.com/track/2MixtYpHtHsRwHFqXgfTZi?si=2242e1005ba742d4 👀

[grave cove]

running down fans when walking up fans show up

[high haven]

classic one from chad sanderson @hexed sierra @rugged owl

[young shoal]

be me, only work on infra

[grave cove]

chad

[young shoal]

😔

luckily, my personal projects have no roi by default

[vale raven]

ABSOLUTE skill issue

[young shoal]

apart from getting me a job, i guess

that should count as return

[carmine apex]

as opposed to yours, with negative roi due to giant aws logging bills?

[vale raven]

It was Azure, and that was a work project, and yeah, I learned not to do that again, that was a good ROI

[carmine apex]

had a feeling you were gonna say it was azure instead

[vale raven]

Why didn’t you say Azure then?

[carmine apex]

didn't feel like editing, and wasn't sure

[rugged owl]

Me who's currently learning about payback period

[solemn tulip]

ever wanted your windows to be automatically laid out neatly for you? without any overlaps or wasted space?

that

[young shoal]

oh

i just use wsl

[spare oriole]

WSL and window tiling is different

windows actually has it built in, but it's very basic

[young shoal]

yeah windows+arrow key

[solemn tulip]

it's not automatic though

you need to manually do the thing

[spare oriole]

yeah, or semi auto kinda

[young shoal]

but i don't have a window to manage so meh

[spare oriole]

i really like pop OS auto tiling manager

[solemn tulip]

It looks almost silly on my ultrawide

[young shoal]

clock blocked

[solemn tulip]

i3 has a nice tree based structure

[spare oriole]

not too bad considering it's windows

[runic plinth]

Y'all use powertoys?

[young shoal]

ya

[spare oriole]

i tried it out, wasn't really useful for me

[solemn tulip]

that would be roughly what's in my screenshot

I think there are some more containers

[young shoal]

if i had more screenspace i would go wild with the tmux panes fr

[solemn tulip]

one nice thing is just plain space usage, and not having to dig for that one window in the stack is nice

I remember having to use windows for one internship after getting used to tiling wms

[foggy jungle]

hsp is lit?

[solemn tulip]

I got so frustrated...

[young shoal]

why is there no frustrated

emoji

[young shoal]

did wsl not exist 😔

[solemn tulip]

😩 is somewhat apt

[solemn tulip]

that doesn't help with the "dig through a stack of windows for the one I'm looking for"

[young shoal]

tmux!

multiplexing :rtiu

[solemn tulip]

and I think this was pre wsl, but that wouldn't have helped so much

it was not just terminal work

[young shoal]

oh right, that is a thing

use w3m 😩

[spare oriole]

huh, got ghostpinged here

[stiff siren]

i'm tryna get a pet tape worm so it can help me chew my food

[kindred orbit]

recently i found bear with tapeworm in his ass and im obbesed with it i cant sleep

poor bear he must felt very itchy

[acoustic moss]

i sure am

[spare oriole]

proof?

[acoustic moss]

a goddess revealed it to me in a dream

[uneven pine]

I did no such thing

[wanton delta]

What
The fudge

[glossy niche]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gif-26523074

[rough sapphire]

lmao

[thick ore]

4.1k upvotes on programmerhumor :O

for getting banned off Rust

[severe apex]

an ongoing joke with a friend

[quasi blaze]

So in my program, I received a 400 response code and on postman, I received the 401 response code. Strange.

[grave cove]

not really. That means something is different between the postman environment and your code environment

unless the server is randomly picking a response code to give you

[tardy rain]

Postman can give you snippets in a bunch of languages that would create the request youre trying

[solemn tulip]

A = XA

[crystal spruce]

where's NAND

[ruby fox]

Xand looks awesome

[quasi blaze]

When I used environment variables on Postman, I get the 400 response

When I don’t, I get the 401 response 🥴

[ruby fox]

401>>>>400

[vale raven]

So, when you turn on auth, you get invalid request, and when you turn off your auth, it says your auth is not correct?

LGTM

Sounds like auth is working

Time to figure out what about your request the upstream is considering invalid

What's the response body?

[young shoal]

does using environment variables in postman imply auth is being turned on and off? the api is external

[vale raven]

Postman in particular screams at you to move your auth to the enviornment to "protect it"

[glossy niche]

postman sucks

[vale raven]

I'm assuming they just followed the instructions

[glossy niche]

apparently its valued at 1b USD

[vale raven]

It's aight

[glossy niche]

its nice but it has too much VC money it

[rough sapphire]

requests > postman

[glossy niche]

its a wrapper around curl but they want to treat it like its windows 20

i just wish i could log my requests to git

i hate have 2 sources for truth for APIs

swagger solves that forme

[vale raven]

They can but it's a giant PITA

[glossy niche]

but on the level on a single app

PITA?

the bread?

[vale raven]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pain_in_the_ass

[glossy niche]

oh

how does insomnia compare to postman btw? havent tried it yet

[vale raven]

https://blog.postman.com/backup-and-sync-your-postman-collections-on-github/

Insomnia is a bit better IMO
But IMHO they both have really shitty UIs

[glossy niche]

this is nice, but it still ends up with 2 sources of truth, i was thinking more of something like fastAPI

but i guess that hinges on framework support more?

[vale raven]

[glossy niche]

i want to be able to see all API changes in one PR for example

so that when something changes in an API, i can see it all in one place, the code change

next to the API change

next to the tests

[quasi blaze]

I got an email back from the software support specialist. I get the 200 response code without using the environment variables on Postman after I read the email. I’m still getting the 400 error response code in the program though 😕

[vale raven]

I've gotten that a couple of different times

[grave cove]

do you have docs

or access to src code

[vale raven]

We're really going to need actually see the code and the request to see what does and doesn't work to be able to help you

[vale raven]

You have to be a current customer to access the docs

So we can't

hecking ripoff

[young shoal]

based company

[vale raven]

!ban

[quasi blaze]

Here is an excerpt of the docs

Method 1 - API Keys - Member Authentication
It is recommended to create API Members versus using API Keys tied to a specific member.
Authorization: Basic base64(companyid+publickey:privatekey)
(Authorization: Basic *(random characters in this fields)*```

[young shoal]

that is not what public and private key mean 🗿

[quasi blaze]

The previous developer wrote a encode_base64() function with three parameters. Unsure if the function needs to be modified after the sandbox reset

[glossy niche]

wait are they using priv keys as passwords? lmao

[young shoal]

based API i guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[glossy niche]

https://tenor.com/view/9mm-vs-ballistic-gel-gun-bounce-off-gif-17013757

its literally this

correct job wrong use

[young shoal]

i assume they're just normal passwords but they call them private keys 😩

[vale raven]

Probably not, as long as it just concats, encodes, and returns

[glossy niche]

thats the most likely explanation, my boss refuses to call staging servers staging and isntead calls them dev servers

so now the dev environment actually means staging

and local means dev

[quasi blaze]

There’s different kinds of encoding like ascii, utf-8 and etc

[glossy niche]

which sucks because its a reserved word in react

[vale raven]

Base64*

[glossy niche]

based64

the best encryption algorithm

[vale raven]

What does the function say?

[quasi blaze]

They have a variable initialized as

base64.b64encode(auth.encode('ascii')

[young shoal]

why did they write their own encoding function?

[quasi blaze]

It’s for encoding the credentials and then decode them after to put into the authorization header

[young shoal]

why does getting new credentials change that?

[quasi blaze]

It doesn’t. I had to make a new api member after the sandbox reset

[young shoal]

probably don't need to change it then

[quasi blaze]

400 response code is the biggest technical mystery to solve ever

[young shoal]

any error without docs or source code is a big technical mystery

[quasi blaze]

Idk why they didn’t make the api docs public smh

[glossy niche]

which is why unchecked errors are BAD because they make it impossible to differentiate between expected and unexpected errors

errors are values are better

thats why today ssponsoer, the rust foundation, have asked me to tell you about this cool language

crabspeak

[young shoal]

didn't you say you have docs though...

like, didn't you just post an excerpt

[quasi blaze]

You need to be registered on the site to have access to the api doc. Therefore, it’s not public.

[civic pasture]

hi guys

[young shoal]

don't you have access though

[civic pasture]

long time no see

:3

hi public

[quasi blaze]

Yeah

[young shoal]

so why does it matter if they're not available to everyone 🤔. you can see them. you should use them

[quasi blaze]

You guys have any idea why an API request would be successful on Postman but receive a 400 response code on a program?

[ionic moth]

skill

[young shoal]

PEBCAK

[glossy niche]

hidden headers in postman?

[ionic moth]

what's that

[glossy niche]

have you tried exporting it with postman?

[young shoal]

problem exists between chair and keyboard

[glossy niche]

see if hte exported code is similar to your code

[young shoal]

something is different

[ionic moth]

is that a fancy way of saying skill issue?

[glossy niche]

if u click on the </> symbol on the right

far right of the screen

you can find a code generator

export the code and see if theres anything hidden

maybe its an env var somewhere?

youre pretty good at finding things in the far right, you should be able to do this

my suspictions are:
incorrect headers
DNS error but thats unlikely

cause postman does set a lot of headers for you

[young shoal]

it's always DNS

[glossy niche]

oh, also it might be a redirect?

[young shoal]

(probably not though)

[glossy niche]

DNS stands for "does no shit"

they are the printers of the networking world

jk printers are worse

[quasi blaze]

No. How do I do that?

[young shoal]

start with the instructions they wrote

[glossy niche]

look at the right most bit

click the </>

[quasi blaze]

Ahhh

[glossy niche]

it lets you export

this should show you information in a non convuluted postman format

[quasi blaze]

Where is the export button?

Can I copy and paste the code instead? Or is there a difference?

[glossy niche]

it shows you code and you copy paste it like a 1st year CS student

it even has a "i dont know how to highlight" button

[quasi blaze]

Ahh

[glossy niche]

FKA "i my C key is fucking broken" button

[young shoal]

you expect too much of a freshman cs student

[glossy niche]

i do

[quasi blaze]

But how come it doesn’t show my public and private keys in the code?

[glossy niche]

[young shoal]

because that's a horrific security nightmare

[glossy niche]

not sure honestly, i dont use postman that much

im a swagger kinda person

are you sure ur auth keys are formatted correctly

like

when you copy pasted them

did you drop the first or last character?

lol

or maybe forgot the word "Bearer"

hate to admit how much time i wasted cause of that

[quasi blaze]

Damnnn

It works

[glossy niche]

[quasi blaze]

So there’s something wrong with how my credentials are encoded in the program

[glossy niche]

did u forget to encodeURLComponent it?

if its in the query string, you need to encode it

and also that means you need to use SSL otherwise ur token is bye bye

[quasi blaze]

This is how the developer wrote the base64 encode function

def encode_base64(company_id, public_key, private_key):
    auth = company_id + public_key + private_key
    auth_base64_bytes = base64.b64encode(auth.encode('ascii'))
    auth_base64_encoded = auth_base64_bytes.decode('ascii')

    return auth_base64_encoded

[grave cove]

where typehints?

[glossy niche]

is the key in the header or query params?

[grave cove]

also calling it public and private key is stupid

[young shoal]

that code does not work

it's also quite strange

[vale raven]

Is it?

[grave cove]

so true

[glossy niche]

why does it encode and decode 20 times

[quasi blaze]

I changed the original variables and they weren’t logically consistent. My fault.

[glossy niche]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-25399804

[young shoal]

yes

[grave cove]

Encode with ASCII, encode encoded ASCII with base64, decode encoded encoded ASCII with ASCII

👍

[glossy niche]

its this

[young shoal]

the only one that isn't necessary is the last decode

[quasi blaze]

Header

[glossy niche]

[vale raven]

Converts to bytes for base64 and converts the bytes back to str for requests

[young shoal]

they just need a | b64enc fr

[vale raven]

What hecking ridiculous ahh language is that?

[young shoal]

go

[vale raven]

ewwww

[young shoal]

go templates, really

[quasi blaze]

Thanks for your help bro @glossy niche

[glossy niche]

youre welcome!

did actualy work?

[glossy niche]

gong sounds likea cool language, i should try it

[grave cove]

keezy you should rewrite your entire company's tech stack in rust

[young shoal]

so true

[grave cove]

it would be a haha funny moment

[quasi blaze]

The Python code provided by postman actually works but now I need to investigate why the original functions in the program are getting a 400 error response

Maybe the authorization header needs to be updated.

[vale raven]

!paste the two of them side by side and we can look

[royal lake]

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[ionic moth]

why is there .equals

[glossy niche]

guava

[young shoal]

java does not have operator overloading

[ionic moth]

ah ok thanks

[quasi blaze]

My shift is almost done

[ionic moth]

icy

[vale raven]

Aight
All good
I’m here all week

[quasi blaze]

I emailed the software support specialist. I provided all the information as possible. (Gave them the current authorization header, asked how the credentials are supposed to be encoded and etc.)

[young shoal]

you emailed your keys?

[glossy niche]

can i have cc

[quasi blaze]

No they’re covered lol

[glossy niche]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-im-shy-cute-kawaii-gif-17345321

[quasi blaze]

Lol

[young shoal]

isn't all that info in the docs you showed us 🤔

[quasi blaze]

Yeah but the Python code they provided in the docs to send GET requests comes back with a 400 response code

[glossy niche]

no doctests, stinky

[young shoal]

ouch

you gotta stop asking for help without sending the relevant code and docs, fr

[glossy niche]

i help out a lot of new comers to competitive programming on discord in my uni, and they all assume that just telling me that their code does not work is enough information for me to help them

normally i respond by asking them to think of me as a computer and to provide precise instructions

[vale raven]

Worth a shot

[vale raven]

@quasi blaze , please treat @glossy niche like a computer. You’ll need to give them very precise instructions about what you need.

[grave cove]

can i get a cheeseburger with no fries

[undone thorn]

no fries on the cheesburger or no fries in the drink?

[ionic moth]

sir the cheeseburger does not contain any fries

[grave cove]

why not?

[tardy rain]

Fries in burgers is peak

[grave cove]

so true

[rough sapphire]

fr*nch 🤮 fries

[ionic moth]

you are tripping

[civic pasture]

so guys

I was talking to some people

and they told me Data Science Masters is shit

and that it wont get me any job

O_O

is that true?

[tardy rain]

No

[civic pasture]

yeah

Statistics discord told me i was idiot for pursuing a masters in data science

[ionic moth]

lul

[tardy rain]

What did they recommend instead

[grave cove]

people will always tell you different things. Do what you think is right or what makes you happy

[civic pasture]

they recommended Computer Science

:/

I mean what difference does it make

CS masters with DS track has the same courses

[quasi blaze]

I have a group chat with all of my elementary school classmates and nobody knows what they wanna do for the next reunion

[vale raven]

Lunch?

[rough sapphire]

yeah

❤️

[quasi blaze]

We have a group of 14 people. I don’t think any restaurant can fit a table with 14 people.

[rough sapphire]

connect tables duh

[vale raven]

Yeah
It’ll be two or three tables
Could even push them together

[vale raven]

Ye

[warped sentinel]

worked for me

just give a call ahead of time

"Hello, I would like to make a reservation for 14 people on day X and time Y. kthanxbai"

expect 20% tips because of large groups

(for the waiter)

[quasi blaze]

I have an idea for an off topic channel name

[grave cove]

🗿 me and my group of 18 friends have dinner together every day in the cafeteria. We can fit all of them

[quasi blaze]

Something like life-notfound-exception

[grave cove]

no shot a restaurant can't

[vale raven]

How much do you have to pay these friends to eat with you?

[eternal depot]

Do you raise that exception? Asking for a friend

[grave cove]

You mean how much they pay to eat with me?

[carmine apex]

ooh ooh i know!

0

[eternal depot]

You do be drippin

[young shoal]

drippin with-

[eternal depot]

Stank

[quasi blaze]

No I have a life

[eternal depot]

I remain unconvinced

[quasi blaze]

But I would raise other exceptions for sure though

[eternal depot]

ValueError?

[quasi blaze]

No. Other exceptions other than LifeNotFoundException

[eternal depot]

Right. ValueError is another type of exception.

[quasi blaze]

Well I was referring to customized exceptions.

[eternal depot]

Why would all of your exceptions be customized?

[quasi blaze]

Maybe someone is looking to build a game with them.

[eternal depot]

You're a game now?

[quasi blaze]

Maybe they want customized instructions for an exception

[eternal depot]

Can't you just do that with the detail text of standard exceptions?

raise ValueError("expected integer < 7")

[quasi blaze]

Maybe or they can just make their own

Hence LifeNotFoundException

[young shoal]

TypeError?

[eternal depot]

raise PocketNotFoundError

[eternal depot]

Sure.

[quasi blaze]

I sincerely feel fortunate that I landed a job as a jr developer . I just saw a job ad on LinkedIn and 1,500 people applied. It’s tough

This is why I’ve been saying it’s a battle

[eternal depot]

You can see the number of applicants for a job?

I'd have thought that's protected information

[eternal depot]

Cripes. A shop with 11-50 employees doesn't even have a fraction of the manpower needed to review 1602 applications

[young shoal]

most are bots or unqualified

if you're good, you'll get a job

plus it's frontend, lower barrier to entry

[quasi blaze]

I disagree. I reckon people that are excellent don’t even get selected for an interview.

[runic plinth]

That's why people use the shotgun approach nowadays

Unless you are a provable high value individual.

[young shoal]

of course, that's why people apply to more than one job

[grave cove]

if you're good your chances of getting a job are pretty high if you apply to a dozen or so jobs

results may vary but that seems about right

[quasi blaze]

I wish there was a weekly voice-chat event

[vale raven]

There's people in the VCs here almost every day

[quasi blaze]

How many people on average?

[warped sentinel]

If they were that good, they would have a good resume

[quasi blaze]

I would argue that some great people are poor at making resumes.

[warped sentinel]

then they weren't great to start with

[quasi blaze]

I think dowcet mentioned this one time when i didn't have a developer job and I'm paraphrasing this: There's too much subjectivity like racism and nepotism that comes into account when it comes to getting selected for interview.

It changed my whole perspective on applying for jobs.

[quasi blaze]

#career-advice message

[warped sentinel]

Sounds like coping

[quasi blaze]

Well is he wrong?

[warped sentinel]

dowcet's message is a lot more nuanced

would someone being racist prevent you from getting a very specific job? Sure.
Would racism prevent you from getting jobs? nope

[quasi blaze]

But it will defintely take longer to land an interview

[warped sentinel]

would someone being racist make it longer to land an interview for a very specific job? Sure.
Would racism make it take longer from landing an interview? nope

[young shoal]

that's why people apply to more than one job

[vale raven]

5-15

[quasi blaze]

Anyway, point being is that it’s clearly not coping when nepotism and racism can actually hinder you from landing an interview and/or a job. Even the way your hairstyle is, it all plays a factor.

It’s not some coping mechanism

[young shoal]

that's why people apply to more than one job...

[warped sentinel]

Asserting hardly make it clear

[young shoal]

if it's happening at all the places you apply to, it's not the companies being racist

"you" being a general candidate, of course

[quasi blaze]

Applying for jobs isn’t a brute force objective thing to measure.

[young shoal]

it's not even a measurement 🤔 it's an action

[quasi blaze]

I mean the HR or recruiters don’t purely and objectively measure how skilled the applicants are. There’s subjectivities that influences their decision in picking who they want to interview.

I don’t like the “if you’re good, you would be picked for an interview.” rhetoric

Because it’s not true

[warped sentinel]

they are meant to have candidates demonstrate skills.
If a candidate can't even give a hint they possess these skills on their resume, they obviously and demonstrably were not good

[quasi blaze]

Goes back to my point on how applicants can lose an interview opportunity by nepotism.

[warped sentinel]

Let's say they loose one job by nepotism. What about the 9 other jobs?

[young shoal]

again, that's why people apply to multiple jobs

[young shoal]

applications are designed to find the best candidates, in general. if you're not getting picked, you're not what they're looking for

[quasi blaze]

Several of them probably never had their resume read which happens to a lot of people. The other 3 jobs they applied for probably thought they weren’t a good fit; Which could be because they are just really bad on writing an excellent resume (Poor choice of adjectives used in the resume, bad at marketing their skills) when they are definitely right for the job. The other 2 times could be that they have bad formatting on their resume to pass the ATS scanners that some companies use.

[young shoal]

that's why they apply to more than 3 jobs

[vale raven]

Why are they not allowed to continue applying after that?

[quasi blaze]

I was just answering his question.

[warped sentinel]

• If they didn't have their resume read, then the manager wasn't really hiring or their resume wasn't that interesting
• Bad writing on the resume obviously demonstrate the opposite of an excellent resume. It shows they had terrible communication skills
• ATSes are mostly fancy spreadsheet. There isn't much processing or filtering done by the ATS itself

[young shoal]

for formatting, it's literally just formatting. it's not hard to do

just pick a common template

you could even say it shows the candidate can't follow directions 🤷‍♂️

[quasi blaze]

• If they didn't have their resume read, then the manager wasn't really hiring or their resume wasn't that interesting

Maybe they literally had thousands of resume and decided to only go through a portion of the thousand?

[warped sentinel]

if they have a hard time to write a simple page about themselves, it would be difficult to communicate across multiple people or projects

[warped sentinel]

It may happen. But then that's also why you apply to multiple jobs to reduce such likelihood

[quasi blaze]

And I think you are also forgetting that some excellent developers have poor interviewee skills

[warped sentinel]

I didn't forget that, not that I agree with it. I also didn't forget some interviewers are terrible at interviewing.
But all in all, it's just coping

[grave cove]

employers are looking for more than just good devs

[warped sentinel]

If people start blaming their lack of success on nepotism here, racism there, bad interviewer over there and making excuse for their resume, then it removes the accountability part of the process.
It's far more healthy to think about it in terms of understanding what the other side is trying to assess for and how can one improve themselves to go beyond it. To that end, people apply to multiple jobs, take the learning from their failures and don't just try to blame them on others

[warped sentinel]

a good dev is not just a troglodyte leaving in their mom's basement

[grave cove]

relatable

[vale raven]

I have to do more than that!?!?

[warped sentinel]

on the bright side, you will get paid for it

[grave cove]

wait you get paid to live in moms basement?

that's wild

[young shoal]

your mom definitely pays me

[grave cove]

🤨🤨🤨

[young shoal]

tbh I don't even know what that would mean

[spare oriole]

neither does your father

[warped sentinel]

when you are old enough, you then pay for your mom to live in your basement

[quasi blaze]

It’s coping for acknowledging that nepotism and racism plays a factor in not getting selected for an interview?

Because that was dowcet’s whole point

[warped sentinel]

yes. Their contributions are negligible

[quasi blaze]

I guess…by that logic anything you acknowledge that could be a downside to any situation you are in is coping.

[warped sentinel]

Dowcet's point is that there are factors outside of your control. It does not mean that hiring is completely unpredictable and random nor that hiring decisions are solely made based on factors outside of your control

[warped sentinel]

If people deflect everything towards other people while ignoring their own contributions, then yeah, it's coping

[carmine bane]

Money is colorblind.

@quasi blaze Wait I thought you have a job rn?

Like a SWE job?

Someone told me you did, or maybe I'm reading into this convo too much (idk the context of this convo)

[ruby fox]

His lore is incomprehensibly large 😔

[carmine bane]

Yeah

[ruby fox]

Deep fried emoji lol

[quasi blaze]

I do

[tardy rain]

I dont think i've been to a house with a basement before

Maybe i just havent noticed

Im only interested in going up 💸💸💸

[wanton delta]

Me too
I hope I go up some day

Actually, after a brief retrospection, the only direction I'm going is down.

[glossy niche]

basements are dead thanks to parking minimums

the oppression of games is leaving us homeless

[zealous comet]

i just found out that my current computer science teacher wants us to store passwords as a string so no hash function or anything

it may never contain any real passwords but at least do good practices

[glossy niche]

they probably dont trust their users with hashing

[zealous comet]

why wouldn't the teacher trust us with 6 lines of code

[glossy niche]

hashing isnt hard but if it isnt the point of the course, then i would understand

[zealous comet]

ik but still it's better to not know why to hash and use it than not knowing and not using it

it may only take like 5min to explain the benefits

and we have to learn it later this year

[glossy niche]

whats the app? whats the course?

OOP? web dev?

CS101?

[zealous comet]

general computer science and the usage is a database

learning how to use those

[glossy niche]

like a first year course?

in uni*

[zealous comet]

well it's basically highschool 16-18 year olds

[glossy niche]

in HS we barely learned any code outside scratch and some arduino so i can honestly understand

the concept of a hash function can be a little out of scope here

[zealous comet]

the concept would be but usage wouldn't be

[glossy niche]

using things you dont understand isnt very helpful

you learn nothing from that

[zealous comet]

it takes like 5min to say.

use some hash function because it allows you to securely store the passwords in a way that no one that gets access to the database can look at the passwords directly they will see a bunch of kinda useless things that are created by a hash function and that function returns always the same output with the same input

[glossy niche]

im gonna start calling programmer who think that functional programming ==== when everything is an expression "dysfunctional programmers"

this decision comes after i saw a piece of code that had an if with an assignment in a ternary in each branch all in an if in a for each in an if in a for each

[tulip falcon]

Error: unparsable sentence

[glossy niche]

[tulip falcon]

Comma is like parenthesis grammatically for me to know what is of another, otherwise convoluted to keep track of

[quasi blaze]

How so?

[ruby fox]

Cause we don't know 😔

[tulip falcon]

They are mysterious

Trust the man who says a lot, beware the man who says little for they will do something dangerously stupid when they do

[rough sapphire]

quite kid?

[tulip falcon]

In many cases yes

Or just something downright dangerous

[quasi blaze]

Source?

[rough sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[tulip falcon]

I'm not worried about you, you've said enough to be trusted at face value.

Live and let live as they say

[ruby fox]

https://tenor.com/view/we-live-we-love-we-lie-cat-smurf-shailushai-smurf-blue-cat-smurf-gif-8121211689357332315

[grave cove]

sun tzu

[ruby fox]

No it's Jack ma

[grave cove]

oh ok

[crystal spruce]

basically the same

[quasi blaze]

Great author

I apply his teachings whenever I play Chess.

48 Laws of Power is good book as well. Great teachings.

Law 1: Never outshine the master

[grave cove]

Nice! Though I have never been into chess. There was a period in my senior year of HS where it was a big thing. Was pretty funny though lol

Better than some new TikTok trend I suppose

[quasi blaze]

This is why you don’t argue with superiors especially if you are technically correct.

Make them think they are correct

[young shoal]

how would any of sun tzu's teachings be applicable to chess

[grave cove]

wasn't it written like a thousand years ago anyway

doesn't seem like applying it to the modern workplace would end up well

[young shoal]

you will be a very sad engineer if you don't advocate for your ideas

[grave cove]

you will be a sad human if you don't advocate for yourself in general

[quasi blaze]

“The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy, so that he cannot fathom our real intent.” Is one of his quotes

Cause confusion on the chessboard so your opponent doesn’t know what you’re trying to do.

[young shoal]

it doesn't work in chess

[quasi blaze]

Yes it does if your opponent is rated 900

[young shoal]

i mean, ok

[grave cove]

ah yes, the classic: knock off all the pieces on the board to sow confusion

truly a strategy of the learned grandmaster

[young shoal]

any strategy will work if you're sufficiently higher rated than your opponent

[ruby fox]

Lol idk 😂

[quasi blaze]

“So in war, the way is to avoid what is strong, and strike at what is weak.” Is also one of his quotes.

Strike what is weak in Chess is capturing an undefended piece.

[young shoal]

truly profound. it takes a genius to think of these

[young shoal]

if your opponent is rated 400, you can take defended pieces

[ruby fox]

The better one from sun Tzu which will apply is "know your enemy, to know yourself". By studying thier openings, you can defeat them probably ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[plush sun]

The pigeon method

[tardy rain]

Be good instead of bad

• old man mar
  Write it down

[quasi blaze]

See? Goes to show how you can apply his teachings into Chess

[young shoal]

this does actually matter at the top level, but other than that, you just play what you play

[plush sun]

"Skill issue? Just don't"

[ruby fox]

You really need to learn these things via experience to execute with proper presentation

[ruby fox]

Tbh yeah, people just really care about learning as much as possible, instead of training for a single opponent

[tardy rain]

You dont study people's openings, you study openings

[ruby fox]

Yeah

[young shoal]

super GMs study opponent's past games

[tardy rain]

People dont just invent new openings nowadays, the start of the game happens like textbook

Whats that one quote
Play the opening like textbook, the middle game like a magician and the end game like a machine

[ruby fox]

As chess is finite, and the number of openings that actually work is also finite, most of openings is probably already created

[plush sun]

Yeah, I hear some talk about GMs studying the past games of the GMs they're about to play against

[young shoal]

they do though, they create novelties

not normal players of course, but super gms

[tulip falcon]

I haven't played chess in a minute

[wanton delta]

you can play blitz on chess.com

[ruby fox]

I roasted by head with 100s of bullet games, and i quit it

[tardy rain]

At some point the game diverges but i dont think you would say thats the opening

[young shoal]

sure

[wanton delta]

yes of coure
put your queen in the middle of the board after 4 moves and sacrifice it for a pawn

[tardy rain]

Anyway i think i could own sun tzu in any game, especially krunker

Make him my bitch

[young shoal]

yooo

krunker rn

[quasi blaze]

base64(companyid+publickey:privatekey)

Hey guys how this is suppose to look like in a function? The colon between public key and private key is throwing me off

[tardy rain]

That looks like syntax error

[vale raven]

That's a documentation example

[tardy rain]

Source?

[vale raven]

My ass

[ruby fox]

Is it like some kind of block chain 🤔

[tulip falcon]

It no work

[quasi blaze]

It’s from that ConnectWise site

[vale raven]

(Just saying that's not meant to be runnable code -- it just tells you what you need to do)

[ruby fox]

2.5 rating 👍

(actually review)

[tulip falcon]

Gun sound happened 2 stars

[tardy rain]

Proof?

[quasi blaze]

I want to know if auth = id + publickey + privatekey matches up with that instruction

[ruby fox]

Jack ma 👀

[tardy rain]

Evidence?

[ruby fox]

Jack ma ballz 👍

[vale raven]

It'd be... what, like --

from base64 import b64encode
def encode_authentication_credentials(company_id: str, public_key: str, private_key: str) -> str:
  return b64encode(bytes(f"{company_id}{public_key}:{private_key}")).decode()

[young shoal]

i would guess the + and : are literal characters you're meant to use

[vale raven]

Oh
I didn't think the + would be literal

[young shoal]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ruby fox]

Literally

[vale raven]

Years ago I had to do this for.... I forgot
But they didn't want a +, they just wanted them concatenated

[young shoal]

and b64encode takes bytes i thought

[eternal depot]

What's your ELO?

[quasi blaze]

For rapid or blitz?

[vale raven]

I did too but it says....
Nope I misread
It does

https://docs.python.org/3/library/base64.html#base64.b64encode

[tardy rain]

It'd be nice if they had an example request

So many packages dont have examples in their docs

[eternal depot]

Rapid

[quasi blaze]

1400

[ruby fox]

👁️👁️ 😮

[tardy rain]

Confuse the opponent by opening with A4

[ruby fox]

Wait till you see the king's gambit

[quasi blaze]

HOLY FUCK it worked!

The colon!

[vale raven]

🎉

[quasi blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/emre-can-liverpool-goal-celebration-gif-7189777

I suspected it had something to do with how the credentials would be encoded

[young shoal]

just read the docs next time

[tardy rain]

The manual

[tulip falcon]

They were reading the docs

[quasi blaze]

I did! I showed the excerpt of it.

That damn colon

Idk why they wrote the docs like that

[young shoal]

right, but 90% of the time you were just confused why it wasn't working, and asking us without giving us any information. the answer was in the docs the whole time

[vale raven]

FYI, if you’re using something like requests they’ll have a auth parameter that takes (user, pass) so you don’t have to manually encode

[quasi blaze]

What’s the function called?

[vale raven]

https://github.com/darbiadev/darbiadev-sands/blob/main/src/darbiadev_sns/sns_services.py#L8

[royal lake]

src/darbiadev_sns/sns_services.py line 8

response = requests.get(url, auth=("account_number", "token")).json()```

[vale raven]

In requests you just pass in auth=("user","pass") to .get, .post, etc, etc

[quasi blaze]

Btw @young shoal I seriously didn’t understand how to incorporate this into a Python function because that’s not Python syntax.

[quasi blaze]

Ahh

[young shoal]

sure, but like 90% of your time debugging was not spent trying to figure out what it meant, rather asking random people who know nothing about the situation what the error meant

[grave cove]

Pretty sure this sort of encoding is pretty standard

For basic auth, that is

[vale raven]

It's called "HTTP Basic auth"
It's older
Noone likes it because you have to transmit your creds in plaintext

[vale raven]

It is basic auth

[grave cove]

I'm aware, just saying that it's not really new

[young shoal]

it's basic basic 😔

[grave cove]

being stuck on this for weeks does suck though ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[young shoal]

the solution was right in the docs all along...

(it's why people were saying to look at the docs)

[grave cove]

who woulda thunked

[ruby fox]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-19410756

[tardy rain]

Just like be authorised my guy

[quasi blaze]

I had a 400 error response. Not 401.

[grave cove]

just send a good request

[vale raven]

What was the response body?

[grave cove]

.http_status 400

[median dome]

**Status: 400**

[grave cove]

how get dog?

[vale raven]

🖕, aka, why dogs are better

[grave cove]

this cat mean

[tardy rain]

You dont get dog

[quasi blaze]

CompanyID not found. Something like that

[grave cove]

.http_status dog 400

[median dome]

**Status: 400**

[tardy rain]

.http_status 401

[median dome]

**Status: 401**

[grave cove]

bad dog

no treats

[vale raven]

https://http.dog/400

[grave cove]

what that dawg doin

[tardy rain]

You got bad request because your auth token was fucked up?

That doesnt seem right

[vale raven]

that's what I said

[grave cove]

maybe the api is just badly designed

[vale raven]

Remember this?

[tardy rain]

What does connectwise even do

[grave cove]

keezy should write a better api

in rust

naturally

[tardy rain]

From their site it feels like some scam product

[quasi blaze]

Well the encode_base64() function originally had no colon to begin with but It was able to encode the credentials successfully before the sandbox reset.

[grave cove]

not really

[vale raven]

Naw they're kinda shit, but they're a huge company

[grave cove]

what was the issue?

[tardy rain]

Skill related

[vale raven]

await never got await-ed if the log level wasn't high enough

[grave cove]

oh

[vale raven]

Was tearing my hair out

[grave cove]

yeah I can see why that'd be confusing lol

[vale raven]

How does logging make my program work?!!?

[grave cove]

but in retrospect it makes sense

no point even evaluating a lower log level

[quasi blaze]

Companies use the website for their businesses such as sales management, employees submitting their timesheets and etc.

[vale raven]

It's for a task that gets run maybe once every month or two, and it still worked, so I never spent much time on it
So, technially at least, I was "stuck on an issue" for months

[grave cove]

also why unwrap

where error propo?

[vale raven]

[grave cove]

based

I feel like doing something in rust but idk what

[tardy rain]

Timesheets are such waste of my time ironically

[grave cove]

maybe it's langdev time again

[quasi blaze]

Everybody should read 48 Laws of Power

It teaches you how to deal with superiors

[grave cove]

[quasi blaze]

Don’t present yourself as if your better than them.

Don’t argue with them

[tardy rain]

Do you need a book to tell you not to show up people?

Thats a pretty common sense thing

[quasi blaze]

Show up people?

[tardy rain]

To behave in a way that embrassases someone youre with

Regardless of their position or yours

Never heard of robert greene btw

Apart from bullshit his way to best sellers what else has he done with his "power"

[quasi blaze]

Well to show your strength that outweighs your superior could be embarrassing if it’s done in front of people but even without a crowd, you wouldn’t want to do that anyway.

[tardy rain]

Lmaooooo

Greene states that he does not try to follow all of his advice as, "Anybody who did would be a horrible ugly person to be around."

Does that mean if you follow none of it youre a terrific beautiful person to be around?

[tulip falcon]

No

But who can execute 48 different laws? Which laws are superfluous and make others needless?

[young shoal]

tech is generally a meritocracy. don't agree for the sake of avoiding conflict. advocate for your idea, but understand they have the final say

[quasi blaze]

This is bad advice

[grave cove]

why?

[quasi blaze]

Well excuse me. For tech, I can’t comment. I was speaking in general.

[grave cove]

mmm. I think it's nuanced and depends on situation

[young shoal]

you're in tech though. and pretty much everyone else here

[tulip falcon]

You can float when you think an idea is stupid pretty much anywhere

[quasi blaze]

In the mob, nobody argues with the made men.

[tulip falcon]

Okay....

But in the real world?

[quasi blaze]

The mob was a part of the real world…

They have a hierarchical structure

[young shoal]

are you in a mob bro

[eternal depot]

In the real world the "multi national corporations" make all the decisions on policy and who they want in change™️

[quasi blaze]

No

[young shoal]

yep. that's a sign of a good team dynamic

[quasi blaze]

I was using the mob as an example of a hierarchical structure

[young shoal]

why not use advice that is applicable to your situation only

[quasi blaze]

I am.

Doesn’t matter what other hierarchal archetype I use as an example.

Could be a mob, military, this server. Almost all relationships are hierarchical.

You don’t argue with your superior

[vale raven]

I do

All the time

[young shoal]

tech is generally a meritocracy. don't agree for the sake of avoiding conflict. advocate for your idea, but understand they have the final say

[tardy rain]

Keezy its not that deep

Just be polite

[quasi blaze]

I am

By not arguing with a superior

[tardy rain]

How and why do you struggle with this concept so much

Why are reading books about it then

[ruby fox]

I think expressing your opinions in a wrong way make you think like this

[eternal depot]

You're arguing with us though?

[quasi blaze]

We are equal rank

[young shoal]

so if you come up with a better idea, you're just going to not tell anyone?

[tardy rain]

Are we though 🤨

[eternal depot]

How do you know? I have far more years of experience than you

[quasi blaze]

I’m specifically talking about the rankings on this server

[tardy rain]

The other day you were arguing with a mod

How come

[quasi blaze]

No I wasn’t lol

[tardy rain]

You were saying one thing and godlygeek was saying another thing and those two things werent the same

Why didnt you just agree

[quasi blaze]

That was not an argument. That was a debate.

[tardy rain]

Or with aboo

[ruby fox]

What is your meaning of "argue", what conversation would you label as "argue"

[young shoal]

what's the difference between an argument and a debate

[tardy rain]

Not trying to get ahead on technicalities is probably one of the rules you should follow

[quasi blaze]

Definition #2

[tardy rain]

What about definition #1

Did you just skip past the thing you didnt like

[ruby fox]

Well well well, what you probably mean is a form of throwing tantrum

[quasi blaze]

Debate

Debates are far more formal than arguments

[young shoal]

look at the verb definition

[tardy rain]

You cant have a formal discussion on an instant messaging app

Debates have sections where you get to lay out your argument and evidence uninterrupted

And moderators

Thats what formal debate is

[quasi blaze]

Essentially

[tardy rain]

You were arguing

With a mod

[young shoal]

there are clearly levels of arguing

[quasi blaze]

A moderator makes an authoritative decision. I’m not going to argue with them.

[tardy rain]

mfw i used to be part of debate club

[quasi blaze]

When a mod speaks with position of authority, I’m not going to rebuttal

[tardy rain]

Why are you chatting to a mod anyway, thats not your assigned lunch table

[young shoal]

your superior isn't a dictator at work though

[tardy rain]

Right?

[young shoal]

it's a meritocracy

[quasi blaze]

My interactions with aboo and godlygeek were never speaking to me with a position of authority. We were just having a conversation

[tardy rain]

But they have higher rank than you

[young shoal]

huh?

[quasi blaze]

This lunch table is assigned to all ranks

That’s how they set up the server. I don’t make the rules

[young shoal]

but you can choose whether or not you participate

you're not forced to sit down

[ruby fox]

He just mean by, putting a fight with "higher ranked people", as argue

[tulip falcon]

This is cursed

[quasi blaze]

Thank you

[tulip falcon]

[young shoal]

ok, but who would disagree with that

[ruby fox]

Well 😂

[young shoal]

if you use more typical definitions of "argue", it becomes much more reasonable to argue with a superior

[tardy rain]

What he means goes out the window if we're gonna be using google's definitions

He skipped right over the definition of argue that he didnt like

[glossy niche]

are we really doing this again

[ruby fox]

Well yeah, same words different meaning in different scenarios

[quasi blaze]

We are getting too focused on the semantics

[tulip falcon]

Debate channel when? We need 24/7 debate

[tardy rain]

Youre the one that brought up semantics lmao

[young shoal]

the semantics are the important part here... you're using a definition that isn't typical

[glossy niche]

unlike u debators u have sigma business to attend to

[tardy rain]

I think aboo should ban everyone involved in this channel today, right now

[ruby fox]

Speedrun life fr

[glossy niche]

I do this every morning

[tardy rain]

Imagine getting up at 8 lmao

I get up right before standup

[runic plinth]

Mods, set up a quarantine

Noone in or out

[tulip falcon]

I want to see a hardcore debate about the minutia of life 24/7 365

[tardy rain]

I want this topic to move onto lobster hierarchy

[tulip falcon]

Omg that reminds me so many animals implement the Crab interface

[tardy rain]

Fun fact, lobsters are so dominant that they kill themselves by requiring too much energy to molt into a bigger shell later in life

[runic plinth]

in a video game

[tulip falcon]

Crab-like interface I should say

[tardy rain]

I hope i didnt trigger any mods with that fun fact but also im not sorry

Enjoy the fun fact

[tulip falcon]

Class Lobster implements Crab-like

[runic plinth]

Just remember to add "in minecraft" at the end

[tardy rain]

Lmao

[glossy niche]

the small lobster is summoned by the bigger lobster and tells him to get into the shell so that he can fight off the big evil manta rays that come from high above

but the small lobster is small and weak, even if the shell is strong enough, he doesn't have the confidence to let anyone believe in him, however he does see the bigger lobster as a romantic interest, so he moves on anyways

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-peterson-funny-weird-hand-movement-jordan-peterson-hands-jordan-peterson-weird-gesture-gif-23311265

[tulip falcon]

They didn't kill themselves biology makes us all kill ourselves if you go into semantics far enough

[runic plinth]

IN A VIDEOGAME

[tardy rain]

💀🦞

[glossy niche]

but after he reaches the shell, he realises that the female lobster was sent by his dad

[young shoal]

no?

[glossy niche]

and he's trying to get him to do things for him by dangling a romantic partner in front of hi

[young shoal]

biology actively tries to stop you from dying of old age

[glossy niche]

"GET IN THE SHELL, SHINJI" yelled the dad lobster

[tulip falcon]

I mean that the fact we have to die at all is like how the lobster dies eventually?

[glossy niche]

"OR THE CRAB WILL HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN"

[tulip falcon]

Why biology not make things live forever

[glossy niche]

huh no one here watched evangelion

[tardy rain]

The small beta lobster knows that fishermen have lower limits on what catch they can keep
The alpha lobster stands no chance, he'll be poached in butter shortly

[runic plinth]

Cause genes get damaged over time

Radiation or something

[glossy niche]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-peterson-recording-serious-gif-14191671

and then the small lobster is forced to participate out of empathy for the crab

[tulip falcon]

Oxygen is killing us but why didn't biology just solve that

[glossy niche]

it only gets weirder

[tulip falcon]

"If only you knew how bad things really were"

[glossy niche]

that's nothing dude

the weird shit starts at episode 13

and the movie is just something else

[tardy rain]

Crab vs lobster who is more dominant

[glossy niche]

he was depressed for years

don't mention it 💀

[glossy niche]

lobster evolves into crab

[tulip falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-gif-24496281

[glossy niche]

because lobster has tail which makes him weak

it says a lot about society

some men have tails and some don't, the men without tails are stronger

[meager sphinx]

imma say crab coz crab got thousands of programmers behind him

[glossy niche]

what did I smoke today

[tulip falcon]

There's fumes in your house

[glossy niche]

😋

[tardy rain]

Keezy when was the last time you pet a cat

[tulip falcon]

They are on different hierarchy of existence

He transcends petting such creature

[tulip falcon]

Oof

Dropped kitten

[quasi blaze]

Can’t remember

[glossy niche]

that explains you weird behaviour

you get no p-

[grave cove]

Your kitten? 🥺

[glossy niche]

no

[quasi blaze]

Maybe I should concede to every argument with a superior. Mars you made me rethink about this.

[tardy rain]

JBP said so though

[glossy niche]

but I did get dropped like that as a kid

[tardy rain]

How hierarchical is JBP

[grave cove]

it's so cute 🥺

[glossy niche]

idk what that breed is called but it's so cute

[grave cove]

only a sith deals in absolutes

[tulip falcon]

They rethought it but came to the same conclusion?

[grave cove]

looks similar to a British shorthair. But I'm not familiar with cat breeds

[quasi blaze]

I never considered having a conversation with server superiors as arguments

I should yield to them

Don’t give any pushbacks

[tulip falcon]

The tone set whether it's an argument or not

If they sound pissed off it's an argument

[quasi blaze]

Oh ok that is what I initially thought as well

Because mars said I was arguing with them

[tardy rain]

I think before you form such opinions you should first go out for a walk

Find a cat to pet

And then you can think whatever

[quasi blaze]

Or maybe meditate

[tardy rain]

No the cat step is important

[tardy rain]

Or any animal really

[vale raven]

oh hey

Just in time

Everything is already fixed

[tardy rain]

You also use this stuff?

[vale raven]

No

I just asked to register to see what Keezy was looking at

[quasi blaze]

Lmao

Curiosity runs deep

[young shoal]

nice watermark

[grave cove]

ifunny strikes again

[glossy niche]

fact: 90% of discord users stop arguing online right before their opponent admits they are wrong and changes their opinion

[vale raven]

NOTHEYDON'T!!1!

[ruby fox]

Actually true

[tardy rain]

Keep on trucking, soldier

[hexed sierra]

dude i've been watching your progress lately

your memes are DANK

[glossy niche]

thanks i have no life

[tulip falcon]

Their meme progress?

[hexed sierra]

precisely

[glossy niche]

i cant post most of the memes i have here because they involve piss

usually graphic depictions of it

[tardy rain]

Pydis shadowbans you if your meme game is shit

[tulip falcon]

Piss memes

[tardy rain]

What in the

[glossy niche]

loud alert

[runic plinth]

pissimilated

[glossy niche]

The War of the Worlds 1897

[tardy rain]

Now these are the ethical questions i wanna talk about

[glossy niche]

the blue lobsters are many and strong

the brown one is weak

https://tenor.com/view/the-skeleton-appears-skeleton-lobster-speech-bubble-skeleton-appears-gif-24818768

[acoustic moss]

this is the eddest meme ive ever seen

[hexed sierra]

hey

[glossy niche]

edds an adjective, noted ✍️

[hexed sierra]

calling me out in public

[glossy niche]

more piss

if remembering this game makes me old, i might as well just dig a grave

[hexed sierra]

@high haven what's for lunch?

[glossy niche]

yeah, twitters been like this for the past 6 months

gptmaxxing

[high haven]

old meme. sorry try again

[glossy niche]

tip number 1: copy GPT generated answers into #python-discussion

[high haven]

[hexed sierra]

this is the best i got rn

[glossy niche]

(((they))) dont want you to know this

[hexed sierra]

the rest are off topic

[glossy niche]

quantum computing is like that actually

isnt bogo sort O(1) in a quantum oputer

[young shoal]

meh. this is just a reskinnedd assumeSort

[hexed sierra]

i kinda disagree, but it certainly doesn't help

[glossy niche]

look at MY MODEL MAN

LITERALLY ONLY ONE FEATURE

[high haven]

problems are always nuanced

[acoustic moss]

rex on copium

[high haven]

you literally shotgunned every type of model it looks like

[glossy niche]

im using a thing called mljar

[young shoal]

yk Rex, my project would be perfect to learn about some ML

[glossy niche]

its one of thoese bayesian search thingies

[high haven]

hf psv

[glossy niche]

i have learned from it taht feature engineering is actually pretty important

[acoustic moss]

thor's hammer?

[glossy niche]

whats a hammer

[acoustic moss]

hammering ur mum lol

[young shoal]

🗿

[high haven]

hsp you always coming out of the woodwork to bring me down

why tho

[acoustic moss]

😔

[young shoal]

real

[hexed sierra]

oof

[high haven]

dont bring this up. one of the etl jobs uses this instead of cron

i hate it

[glossy niche]

[hexed sierra]

ah, here's one for you.

[glossy niche]

ohnly exp with systemd i have is shutting down apache and turning it back on

[hexed sierra]

AI will take our jobs:

[glossy niche]

this is how i imagine rich ppl think

wait until the sheeple find out that salmon is actually dyed

not died*

fuck english

[high haven]

so majestic

ive also seen this one. sorry not much of a reaction from me

[young shoal]

we have windows services in our stack 😔

on prem servers

[high haven]

also this

[high haven]

+1

[meager sphinx]

technically...........

[glossy niche]

i saw a post like this earlier today lmao

[hexed sierra]

i don't have much content on-topic tbh. much like AI jobs, the memes are also dull

[glossy niche]

my friend literally thanked the DoD or something

for a scholarshi

[high haven]

@low chasm is this you

[meager sphinx]

looking forward to be working with jurasdiction system || got a ticket for speeding and had to argue it in court ||

[glossy niche]

fornite

[glossy niche]

just a small kitten

[young shoal]

it's so bad

[glossy niche]

you mean like

the ones you turn on and off

with a GUI?