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high haven Apr 1, 2023, 8:24 PM

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dotnet server getting peeps with this

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DoggoKek

foggy jungle Apr 1, 2023, 8:24 PM

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Dats a good one.

high haven Apr 1, 2023, 8:24 PM

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before, it was 0

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ID_BoomKek

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and then before that it started at 1

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then slowly increased by 1

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every hour

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i hated it

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notlikeduck

violet meteor Apr 1, 2023, 8:32 PM

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how to touch grass squared?

narrow pecan Apr 1, 2023, 9:01 PM

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violet meteor how to touch grass squared?

what is grass?

tranquil silo Apr 1, 2023, 9:12 PM

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high haven dotnet server getting peeps with this

Friend did the same 😭

tardy rain Apr 2, 2023, 12:05 AM

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I didnt realise AMEX could be this cringe

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Pretty sure your cards not being accepted in half the modern world is not what winning looks like

high haven Apr 2, 2023, 12:08 AM

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tardy rain Pretty sure your cards not being accepted in half the modern world is not what w...

lmao

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i dont think i know anyone personally

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that has an amex card

tardy rain Apr 2, 2023, 12:09 AM

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My gfs dad has one

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He always pulls it out first

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Its always put back for a visa

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I dont understand this man

high haven Apr 2, 2023, 12:10 AM

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lmao

tardy rain Apr 2, 2023, 12:10 AM

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I need to stop scrolling linkedin jobs late at night

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Getting me sad for no reason

high haven Apr 2, 2023, 12:10 AM

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lol

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just do it when sg and i do it

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when we get really ||pissy|| at work

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kekHands

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jk

tardy rain Apr 2, 2023, 12:11 AM

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Lmao

high haven Apr 2, 2023, 12:11 AM

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maybe

tardy rain Apr 2, 2023, 12:11 AM

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That hasnt happened to me in a while

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Since i've switched jobs i think

high haven Apr 2, 2023, 12:11 AM

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thats good. im glad for you tbh

tardy rain Apr 2, 2023, 12:11 AM

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Its been chill

high haven Apr 2, 2023, 12:11 AM

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i need mine to chill out a bit

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hopefully q2

tardy rain Apr 2, 2023, 12:11 AM

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We're all gonna make it kings

high haven Apr 2, 2023, 12:12 AM

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blobpray 👑

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bet

jaunty bough Apr 2, 2023, 3:44 AM

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Ok

high haven Apr 2, 2023, 3:56 AM

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bruh

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who made this

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kekHands

lament cairn Apr 2, 2023, 3:58 AM

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high haven Apr 2, 2023, 3:59 AM

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lament cairn reddit

insert reddit emoji

solar drift Apr 2, 2023, 7:26 AM

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You son of a ... @wispy sparrow

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Oops

golden walrus Apr 2, 2023, 9:16 AM

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so, in Gradle. If I implement A, and A uses B but I can't import B unless I implement it too, is there a way so I can do so with the exact same version that A uses?

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maybe it's an XY problem but I'm using a library that throws exceptions that extend SQLExceptions but they're more specific than that so I'd like to be able to catch them with a bit more of control

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implement a transitive dependency, that's the term

harsh tundra Apr 2, 2023, 12:30 PM

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solar drift You son of a ... <@809550059720540180>

Isn't son of a python, a python as well?

rough sapphire Apr 2, 2023, 12:30 PM

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anaconda is dad of python

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😆

young shoal Apr 2, 2023, 1:31 PM

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harsh tundra Isn't son of a python, a python as well?

well there are like, mules and stuff

harsh tundra Apr 2, 2023, 1:37 PM

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The genus still has to match, and python is a whole genus https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python_(genus)

Python (genus)

Python is a genus of constricting snakes in the Pythonidae family native to the tropics and subtropics of the Eastern Hemisphere.The name python was proposed by François Marie Daudin in 1803 for non-venomous flecked snakes.
Currently, 10 python species are recognized as valid taxa.Three formerly considered python subspecies have been promoted, a...

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My partner wants to cross two types of ducks. We already raised some hybrids like that, but bought, not crossed from our ducks

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulard this duck hybrid

Mulard

The mulard (or moulard) is a hybrid between two different genera of domestic duck: the domestic Muscovy duck (Cairina moschata domestica) and the domestic duck (Anas platyrhynchos domesticus), derived from the wild mallard. American Pekins and other domestic ducks are most commonly used to breed mulards due to the breed's high meat production. L...

low chasm Apr 2, 2023, 6:11 PM

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so, I've got a small performance question. I've got a program which reads in a ton of files, processes them, and writes them back to disk (it also interacts with a database in the midst of all of this, but not much time is spent on that in the grand scheme of things). Now, after a tad bit of profiling, seems like my program is spending most of its time processing the files. Now, I could probably do this processing in parallel, which would probably warrant some sort of a speedup. Now, my question is, if the API for my program looks something like the following (pseudocode, for example's sake) ~ ```py
def do_something(files_to_process):
for file in files_to_process:
processed = process(file)
write_to_disk(processed)

def process(file):
contents = read_file(file)
parsed = parse_file(file)
return parsed

def write_to_disk(processed):
... # irrelevant, program isn't spending much time here anyways
would I be able to meaningfully run process in parallel? something likepy
processed = do_in_parallel(process, files_to_process)
``` I'm asking, since process is also reading in files from disk, and I'm not sure if that sort of I/O is going to impact the effectiveness of doing running process on a bunch of files in parallel. (fwiw, reading in the files from disk isn't taking up much time in comparison to the actual processing).
or would I have to somewhat refactor my API (for example, reading in the files separately, and processing them separately, and parallelizing the latter

thick osprey Apr 2, 2023, 6:44 PM

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You could create a queue of files to process and thread process, allowing it to pull from the queue.

low chasm Apr 2, 2023, 7:29 PM

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thick osprey You could create a queue of files to process and thread `process`, allowing it t...

hmm, and read all the files in before processing them?

thick osprey Apr 2, 2023, 7:30 PM

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Can the files be processes independently?

low chasm Apr 2, 2023, 7:30 PM

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I'm not using python, if that's of relevance ~ I just want to know if I'd have any trouble if I just did all my processing (the for loop) in parallel

low chasm Apr 2, 2023, 7:30 PM

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thick osprey Can the files be processes independently?

yes

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each file is standalone

thick osprey Apr 2, 2023, 7:31 PM

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Then in the parallel thread read/process/write. Make each file its own little process that can start and finish as the disk allows. Then you just control the # of total processes running.

low chasm Apr 2, 2023, 7:31 PM

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because I'm not spending much time actually reading the files, in the grand scheme of things

low chasm Apr 2, 2023, 7:31 PM

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thick osprey Then in the parallel thread read/process/write. Make each file its own little p...

I see

thick osprey Apr 2, 2023, 7:32 PM

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I get caught in the trap of trying to solve for the batch instead of the individual all the time. When I finally just write code that can do "the thing" once, I find it so much easier to scale after that.

low chasm Apr 2, 2023, 7:33 PM

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handling of individual files is already pretty self contained, fwiw

thick osprey Apr 2, 2023, 7:34 PM

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Then it should be pretty trivial to wrap that handling into a process/thread/whatever your language is calling it. Let that process pull from a list or queue. See what type of boost you have.

low chasm Apr 2, 2023, 7:35 PM

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sounds good then, thanks

thick osprey Apr 2, 2023, 7:35 PM

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It could always just not work. haha

low chasm Apr 2, 2023, 7:35 PM

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I'm using rust, so I also have the option of pulling in parallel iterators via rayon - https://github.com/rayon-rs/rayon - but with that, there may be trouble with side effects

GitHub

GitHub - rayon-rs/rayon: Rayon: A data parallelism library for Rust

Rayon: A data parallelism library for Rust. Contribute to rayon-rs/rayon development by creating an account on GitHub.

thick osprey Apr 2, 2023, 7:36 PM

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parallel anything always adds a spice of side effects, race conditions, and joy.

low chasm Apr 2, 2023, 7:37 PM

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rayon is somewhat less painless, in that regard

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it guarantees data race freedom

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thanks for the insight!

wraith hound Apr 2, 2023, 7:44 PM

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the point of rust's Send/Sync traits is to avoid race conditions across threads

autumn raft Apr 3, 2023, 1:53 PM

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o

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 2:20 PM

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I hate kubernetes

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 2:24 PM

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tardy rain I hate kubernetes

k8s hates you

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 2:24 PM

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I hate it more

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Also, dumb kubectl, why isnt showing node information default

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I spent like 30seconds having to look it up

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 2:30 PM

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😔

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my prof says sequel

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 2:38 PM

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Squeal and whistle

tranquil iron Apr 3, 2023, 3:51 PM

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why do you hate k8s?

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 4:03 PM

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They inconvenience me personally

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I think thats a valid reason

tranquil iron Apr 3, 2023, 4:11 PM

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any reason is valid. I was just curious

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 4:12 PM

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Theres no documentation on which node runs what so until i compile it i'm having to hunt down nodes

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Cant afford the 10 seconds it takes

tranquil iron Apr 3, 2023, 4:18 PM

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what sort of ammo do you use for nodes? 😋

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 4:19 PM

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ammo? This is the uk

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I use butter knives and thats almost illegal

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 4:25 PM

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🦅🔫

foggy jungle Apr 3, 2023, 4:26 PM

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Ah yes Bird Squirtgun.

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I'm a chronic fidgeter right? I'm almost always playing with... something at my computer desk.

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This is problematic, because I have soy sauce packets at my computer desk at the moment.

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I am awaiting the moment my fidgeting backfires and I am covered in a thin coating of soy sauce.

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:36 PM

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do you have a rubiks cube

foggy jungle Apr 3, 2023, 4:38 PM

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I do have a Rubik's cube on my desk as well.

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 4:38 PM

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Not good enough i dont think unless you know how to solve it

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I'd invest in a quality fidget toy

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:41 PM

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tardy rain Not good enough i dont think unless you know how to solve it

my spidey senses tell me that mr. otter knows how to solve one and you dont

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 4:41 PM

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I used to

foggy jungle Apr 3, 2023, 4:41 PM

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young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 4:42 PM

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is that a gan lol

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solve it

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:43 PM

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i actually havent done one in a while

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 4:44 PM

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same. I've probably regressed a significant amount

thick osprey Apr 3, 2023, 4:45 PM

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Yeah... what need for fidget toys 👀

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((I would move the soy sauce packs far far far far far away from the keyboard))

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:47 PM

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ok im worse but not that worse

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im ao5ing around 26s

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probably was around 20 before

foggy jungle Apr 3, 2023, 4:48 PM

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young shoal solve it

thick osprey Apr 3, 2023, 4:48 PM

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wtf? My record is currently something like 15.... years

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:49 PM

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hand reveal + timezone reveal + i know your home address now

thick osprey Apr 3, 2023, 4:49 PM

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absolutely owned

foggy jungle Apr 3, 2023, 4:49 PM

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blinking

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 4:49 PM

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is that a gan

foggy jungle Apr 3, 2023, 4:49 PM

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I don't know, it was wildly expensive.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 4:49 PM

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so probably yes

foggy jungle Apr 3, 2023, 4:50 PM

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Twas a gift from a coworker because I used to click my pen lemon_grimace

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:50 PM

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am i misremembering or are gans like $50

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 4:50 PM

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my ao5 used to be like 14s 😔 but now I've fallen off

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yeah about that much

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:50 PM

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whats ur best

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single

thick osprey Apr 3, 2023, 4:50 PM

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y'all impressive.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 4:50 PM

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apparently they're cheaper now

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like 8 something

foggy jungle Apr 3, 2023, 4:51 PM

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oofblob

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:51 PM

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legend

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i peaked 12.87

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or valleyd

foggy jungle Apr 3, 2023, 4:51 PM

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I can solve a rubik's cube "eventually".

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some time under... :scroll scroll: 6 minutes.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 4:52 PM

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the new ones have a microchip that connects to an app

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:52 PM

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i watched a video

thick osprey Apr 3, 2023, 4:52 PM

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just one?

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:53 PM

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thick osprey just one?

dont flex your internet on us third world dwellers man

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 4:53 PM

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bandwidth doesn't grow on trees yk

thick osprey Apr 3, 2023, 4:53 PM

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third world? I didn't know you were from the states too! rooSlide

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:53 PM

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🦅 🔫

thick osprey Apr 3, 2023, 4:54 PM

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The literal moon has better connectivity speeds than my area.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 4:54 PM

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you mean latency?

vale raven Apr 3, 2023, 4:54 PM

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thick osprey The literal moon has better connectivity speeds than my area.

why don't you just move to the moon then??

thick osprey Apr 3, 2023, 4:54 PM

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Up/Down

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The ping on the moon is wicked bad.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 4:54 PM

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in the 1960s our speeds were not very fast

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esp to the moon

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:55 PM

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my upload speed in mbps is single digits

thick osprey Apr 3, 2023, 4:55 PM

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You thought playing with your friends in Adelaide was rough... nothing like playing with moon ping.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 4:55 PM

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😔

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at least you didn't have to deal with slowdown from copper wires or something

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it's all vacuum

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:56 PM

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slowdown from what 5 gbps to 4

thick osprey Apr 3, 2023, 4:56 PM

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looks at coax cable coming out of the wall yeah.. copper lines. haha... those would suck.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 4:56 PM

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😔

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have you tried starlink

thick osprey Apr 3, 2023, 4:57 PM

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Moral issues.

acoustic moss Apr 3, 2023, 4:57 PM

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speaking of high latency i gotta start doing the work i planned to finish an hour ago

thick osprey Apr 3, 2023, 4:58 PM

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I can't find the article now. Sad. There was a blurb about one of the major cellular companies wanting to get service to the moon by 2025. I found it entertaining.

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Nokia! Nokia wants to launch 4G to the moon.
https://www.nokia.com/about-us/news/releases/2020/10/19/nokia-selected-by-nasa-to-build-first-ever-cellular-network-on-the-moon/

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At least we know it will survive the harshness of space.

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 5:03 PM

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Pretty ambitious for a struggling telecoms company

tranquil iron Apr 3, 2023, 5:05 PM

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they're not gonna deploy anything, Tipping Point is an NASA research umbrella program.

high haven Apr 3, 2023, 5:07 PM

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lmao and dont even bring up dish network

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https://www.theverge.com/2023/2/24/23613737/dish-outage-internal-system-issue-boost-mobile-genesis

The Verge

Dish Network’s internal systems are so broken some employees haven’...

Boost Mobile is also affected.

tranquil iron Apr 3, 2023, 5:15 PM

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I don't use them so I don't care

high haven Apr 3, 2023, 5:23 PM

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its more that dish network was supposed to be the other major carrier

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"for competitions sake"

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but its just a running joke on the vergecast

tranquil iron Apr 3, 2023, 5:23 PM

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lol

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 5:56 PM

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@honest star how do I make a pivot table in notion 🥺👉👈. do I just need to make a roll-up manually

honest star Apr 3, 2023, 6:01 PM

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young shoal <@212644551926611969> how do I make a pivot table in notion 🥺👉👈. do I just ne...

Painfully. But I usually do different group-bys in table view

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 6:09 PM

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young shoal <@212644551926611969> how do I make a pivot table in notion 🥺👉👈. do I just ne...

Yet another Excel W

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:17 PM

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honest star Painfully. But I usually do different group-bys in table view

o

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actually about to switch to excel lol

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or I create my own backend and simply use notion as a frontend 🤔🤔

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 6:24 PM

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One of us! One of us!

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Rex would be proud

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:25 PM

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can excel make default values for a new row

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:26 PM

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young shoal or I create my own backend and simply use notion as a frontend 🤔🤔

actually this is pretty attractive

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 6:27 PM

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young shoal can excel make default values for a new row

Not really

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Needs some formula magic

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:28 PM

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ew

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ok, gonna make my own pivot table thing lol

tranquil iron Apr 3, 2023, 6:39 PM

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why?

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 6:40 PM

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There is a niche in the pivot table market

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That's unexplored

tranquil iron Apr 3, 2023, 6:41 PM

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the undiscovered table?

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:43 PM

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tranquil iron why?

because I want to see fun aggregate stats

tranquil iron Apr 3, 2023, 6:44 PM

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I see. aggregate stats are indeed fun

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:45 PM

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currently my repr is a little janky, but it "works". i'm hoping to fix this for next year though

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next year I want to be able to put multiple tags on each app, so I don't have to sum to get counts, or have "denied after interview"

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and also track languages/ responsibilities in the ad

high haven Apr 3, 2023, 6:51 PM

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tardy rain Rex would be proud

bruh

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kekHands

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:51 PM

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rex, more like, rexcel

high haven Apr 3, 2023, 6:52 PM

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young shoal rex, more like, rexcel

Gun

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dont even start

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this stakeholder literally just replied to me and said

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:52 PM

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arexcelio

high haven Apr 3, 2023, 6:52 PM

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"the daily report will be ongoing -- there is no end in sight"

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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eff that

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man i dont even have time to automate a job to send out daily excel reports wtf

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who has time for this

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:53 PM

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you will

high haven Apr 3, 2023, 6:53 PM

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blobwhistle

gritty zinc Apr 3, 2023, 6:53 PM

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young shoal rex, more like, rexcel

rexcels seething at the sight of notionchads?

high haven Apr 3, 2023, 6:53 PM

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bruh

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wtf

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im a notion power user

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:53 PM

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yeah except I can't make a fucking pivot table

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who basically adds relational databases without pivot tables

high haven Apr 3, 2023, 6:55 PM

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gritty zinc rexcels seething at the sight of notionchads?

dont start rumors

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:55 PM

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sheesh

high haven Apr 3, 2023, 6:56 PM

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i was even on the beta for this

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ok im done

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back to dying at work

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Running

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 6:57 PM

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I should get into this notion nonsense

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:58 PM

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it's alright

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 6:58 PM

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Seems better than my current tool for note taking

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Microsoft Sticky Notes

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:58 PM

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which is?

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o

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 6:59 PM

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ducky_sphere

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That and vscode with custom snippets

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 6:59 PM

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oof

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 7:23 PM

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oh btw I got denied by the 6 hour drive place

low chasm Apr 3, 2023, 7:24 PM

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a six hour commute would've probably been a pain

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 7:26 PM

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well I would live there

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 7:58 PM

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tardy rain Seems better than my current tool for note taking

Notepad best method. dab

tardy rain Apr 3, 2023, 7:58 PM

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Yikes

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:01 PM

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anyways, i think it should be relatively easy to make my backend thing

low chasm Apr 3, 2023, 8:01 PM

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notion 🥺

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:01 PM

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notion is supposed to have an api i think. hopefully i can just eat entire tables at once

low chasm Apr 3, 2023, 8:02 PM

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backend thing?

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yeah it has an API

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:02 PM

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well i want to make a simple CLI to spit out a pivot table for my applications

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:02 PM

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young shoal currently my repr is a little janky, but it "works". i'm hoping to fix this for ...

because this sucks

low chasm Apr 3, 2023, 8:02 PM

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I see

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cool

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:04 PM

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young shoal currently my repr is a little janky, but it "works". i'm hoping to fix this for ...

You should do that chart thingy everyone seems to have.

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this thing

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:04 PM

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what chart thingy

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wtf?

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oh i see

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:05 PM

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sorry, that one's ugly af

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:05 PM

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that's amusing. i would rather just have a normal tree, lol

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:05 PM

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Like this

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:05 PM

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that looks ok

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my main issue is it's not really possible to compare how many interviews you had between companies, yk

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so i'm thinking just have one "interviewing" stage

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:06 PM

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young shoal my main issue is it's not really possible to compare how many interviews you had...

MaiClueless

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:06 PM

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what

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:06 PM

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Wdym by that lol

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:07 PM

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like, some companies might have 1 interview, some might have 3

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:07 PM

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Oh you mean stages?

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:07 PM

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yeah something like that

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like, final interview at one company might be 1st interview, at another it might be 4th

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:08 PM

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Some you can branch off:
initial interview -> video call -> video call 2 -> Final interview -> Offer

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like that

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:08 PM

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lmao

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these look so dumb

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:08 PM

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ASlaugh

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:08 PM

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oof, 5 scams is unlucky

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great ratios by this person though, sheesh

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:09 PM

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young shoal these look so dumb

Welcome to /r/DataisBeautiful
Spoilers ||It's ugly af||

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:09 PM

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that looks greater than 10:1 app to interview ratio

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and i have a meetup soon 😬

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offers should be coming out this week for this company i think. and for the kidney one too

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:11 PM

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wat

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:11 PM

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tomorrow i think i have to write a followup for this other company

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:11 PM

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Kidney one?

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Selling a kidney?

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money

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:12 PM

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kidney health company 😩

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i'm really nervous for this one 😔 more so than other ones for some reason 😔

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:15 PM

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Why? Just because they are kidney shaped?

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:15 PM

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no for the meetup in 15 minutes. that one i don't care about that much

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:16 PM

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I'm probably missing some context. Interview meetup? Other meetup?

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:16 PM

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to go over the takehome 😩

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:17 PM

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Oh that one. lmao, if they meeting up it means they liked your work.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:17 PM

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or they do it to everyone 😔

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:17 PM

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The mf take home I had, gave me dog shit instructions and didn't contact me after.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:17 PM

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😭

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deny?

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:18 PM

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I think it was weeks later, email rejection

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:18 PM

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😔

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prob weeks because the first 10 people didn't want an offer

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:18 PM

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"data scientist" w/ 100% data engineering description.

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Honestly, I wasn't going to go anyways after the first interview.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:19 PM

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😩

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:20 PM

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Also, be sure to mention other methods. "I know I can do X here, but due to Y, I didn't implement"

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:21 PM

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indeed. godlygeek and rmah gave some advice when i asked in careers

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"CuteAnimeGirl"

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:22 PM

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gifPrincessWhistle

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:22 PM

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do you even play that game

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:23 PM

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You mean the $12 season pass game?

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:23 PM

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😩

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:23 PM

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dubu_dab

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:23 PM

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you heard the news

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there's 2 passes now. one's 6, one's 12

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i think 15 is delayed by a few months

foggy jungle Apr 3, 2023, 8:24 PM

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wat

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:25 PM

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I stopped paying for season pass a while back. Haven't been disappointed since.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:25 PM

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your mistake was paying in the first place 😩

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free game = never pay

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😬 i think i'll join in 2 minutes 😬

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:25 PM

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gifArcherHood

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 8:26 PM

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young shoal 😬 i think i'll join in 2 minutes 😬

Good luck CapooThumbsUp

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 8:26 PM

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also idk if i told you, but they told me in the first interview they brought down 400 resumes to 10 for interviews, then sent 6 the takehome

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ok, time to join i think 😬

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also one person just uploaded files to github

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ok bye guys ;-;

tranquil iron Apr 3, 2023, 8:54 PM

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young shoal also idk if i told you, but they told me in the first interview they brought dow...

so you're quite special

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 9:03 PM

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i think it went pretty well

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they said my project was the "most ambitious"

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I got dinged for not matching the output perfectly

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I kinda failed there ngl

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 9:33 PM

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and they said offers or no offers by the end of the week

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 9:40 PM

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This is for an internship right?

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 9:41 PM

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indeed

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ok but they asked to confirm a salary range and i may have given too high of a lower bound 😬

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 9:42 PM

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young shoal ok but they asked to confirm a salary range and i may have given too high of a l...

Don't sweat it. If they really want to keep you, they'll tell you the max they can offer.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 9:43 PM

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😔

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 9:43 PM

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Also, take home for an internship is next level bs

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 9:43 PM

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well, strictly speaking i could have banged it out in like 30 mins

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 9:45 PM

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"how much free labor is this person willing to do" is basically take home tests

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 9:46 PM

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well, the thing was obviously not a free labor thing

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 9:48 PM

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Urgh, got nothing done today.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 10:07 PM

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the fun thing is that baseball season started

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oh also, they asked about chipotle lol

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 10:10 PM

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Why lol

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 10:11 PM

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idk one of them was interested

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 10:11 PM

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Did you intern there?

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er, or work there

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 10:11 PM

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chipotle? yeah I work there

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 10:12 PM

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Oh, makes sense then.

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 10:12 PM

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they asked what thing they shouldn't get, and I said lettuce

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 10:13 PM

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3sWaitASec

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I get lettuce... HinakoScared

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 10:13 PM

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you are doomed

rugged owl Apr 3, 2023, 10:14 PM

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NotLikeThis

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W/e, better then soobway

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Soobway's lettuce looks worse puke

young shoal Apr 3, 2023, 10:17 PM

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it is what it is

clear plume Apr 4, 2023, 5:02 AM

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young shoal they asked what thing they shouldn't get, and I said lettuce

Why not

rough sapphire Apr 4, 2023, 9:37 AM

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hey party people

young shoal Apr 4, 2023, 9:47 AM

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clear plume Why not

I said so

tranquil iron Apr 4, 2023, 2:45 PM

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o/~ I like to shake it / I like to shake it o/~

young shoal Apr 4, 2023, 2:55 PM

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understandable, have a nice day

tranquil iron Apr 4, 2023, 3:20 PM

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gracias, chiquita

grave cove Apr 4, 2023, 3:22 PM

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tranquil iron o/~ I like to shake it / I like to shake it o/~

boogeydog

quick tangle Apr 4, 2023, 6:18 PM

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Hello everyone

uneven ingot Apr 4, 2023, 7:13 PM

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hey @umbral bobcat

young shoal Apr 4, 2023, 7:57 PM

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that's amusing

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actually, that's pretty normal

jaunty wraith Apr 4, 2023, 7:58 PM

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amusingly normal

tardy rain Apr 4, 2023, 8:46 PM

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@honest star hello resident notion power user
Have you ever had to batch import nested markdown files into notion? I see the api does not allow uploading files to Notion

honest star Apr 4, 2023, 8:48 PM

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tardy rain <@212644551926611969> hello resident notion power user Have you ever had to batc...

when you say nested markdown files, what do you mean?

tardy rain Apr 4, 2023, 8:49 PM

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I have a dir named jira and about 50 dirs in it with md files in them

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I also have a bunch of other file types
Ideally i want to mirror my dir structure in notion

honest star Apr 4, 2023, 8:54 PM

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Unfortunately Notion doesn't have a tool like that. You could probably script it in Python without too much effort. Best they've got is a transfer tool for a platform like confluence, but that's very specific for the confluence

tardy rain Apr 4, 2023, 8:55 PM

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Aye script it is then

rough sapphire Apr 4, 2023, 11:58 PM

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is there any server for MATLAB like this one?

uneven pine Apr 5, 2023, 6:30 AM

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Elixir was quite an interesting language to dabble in

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But virtually impossible to target windows

rough sapphire Apr 5, 2023, 7:42 AM

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bruh these python youtube videos are getting wild
they confidently give possibly the worst solutions

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for i in range(len(list)) and then list[i] 💀

worthy juniper Apr 5, 2023, 7:47 AM

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Felt like C code lol

rough sapphire Apr 5, 2023, 8:06 AM

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yeah, that's how you would do it in C

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 8:29 AM

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Yet another C L

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Seems they're common

crystal spruce Apr 5, 2023, 8:58 AM

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that's not even a good way to do that probably

rough sapphire Apr 5, 2023, 9:02 AM

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yeah

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first i would do nums = list(filter(lambda x: x <= t, nums))

lament cairn Apr 5, 2023, 12:05 PM

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I just realized

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What the fuck

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Why???

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 12:11 PM

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Why what

lament cairn Apr 5, 2023, 12:15 PM

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Why would whoever wrote that do it that way

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 12:22 PM

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Because thats probably close to how you would do it in c or java or whatever shit lang they learned

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 4:00 PM

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It looks like discount two sum problem

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 4:00 PM

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it just looks like twosum, but you can't use the same value

rough sapphire Apr 5, 2023, 4:18 PM

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I think learning julia has helped me understand rust

dapper dew Apr 5, 2023, 5:22 PM

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I think I'm addicted to this stuff, and I love it https://flybyjing.com/shop/sichuan-chili-crisp

Fly By Jing

Sichuan Chili Crisp

The first & only 100% all-natural Sichuan chili sauce, proudly crafted in Chengdu.

foggy jungle Apr 5, 2023, 5:24 PM

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I like odd potato chips.

dapper dew Apr 5, 2023, 5:24 PM

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The tingly sichuan spice is just so good

foggy jungle Apr 5, 2023, 5:24 PM

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I don't remember the chips I had in Italy but they were generically labeled like 'spicy' or something.

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And they might as well have been laced with an addictive substance.

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 5:28 PM

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dapper dew I think I'm addicted to this stuff, and I love it https://flybyjing.com/shop/sic...

oh?

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ZoomEyes

dapper dew Apr 5, 2023, 5:28 PM

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Oh yeah

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They even have an extra spicy version that is for some reason stocked at the whole foods near me

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 5:29 PM

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damn should i be checking my local whole foods

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notlikeduck

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also this whole "buy now pay, later" thing is getting out of hand

dapper dew Apr 5, 2023, 5:30 PM

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lol

distant hazel Apr 5, 2023, 5:30 PM

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hahahhaa

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 5:30 PM

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planet money did an podcast ep over it and it was apparently a whole industry that popped up during the pandemic lmao

distant hazel Apr 5, 2023, 5:30 PM

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how do they make money if it's 0 interest?

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subscription fee from store?

tranquil iron Apr 5, 2023, 5:31 PM

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buy now pay later has been around for over 2000 years

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and the modern form for over 100 years

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 5:31 PM

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distant hazel how do they make money if it's 0 interest?

Sell your data? Also, it can show up on your credit report

distant hazel Apr 5, 2023, 5:31 PM

#

foggy jungle Apr 5, 2023, 5:32 PM

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high haven also this whole "buy now pay, later" thing is getting out of hand

I saw a 'finance a pizza' thing recently.

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You can quite literally take a personal loan out to order a pizza.

tranquil iron Apr 5, 2023, 5:32 PM

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pizza is yummy

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 5:33 PM

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distant hazel how do they make money if it's 0 interest?

they charge the supply side. and apparently it works according to planet money's investigations. since it increases the likelihood the consumer actually purchases the product instead of having "shopping cart syndrome" https://open.spotify.com/episode/1p6X1X8IomAVZU4DY20Z7m

Spotify

Buy now, pay dearly?

Listen to this episode from Planet Money on Spotify. A wave of companies that allow customers to pay for items from their favorite stores in four interest-free installments has taken over the country. But is "buy now, pay later" lending too good to be true? | Subscribe to our weekly newsletter here.

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 5:40 PM

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tranquil iron and the modern form for over 100 years

sorry its been around but apparently got much more profitable during the pandemic

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much, much more apparently

lament cairn Apr 5, 2023, 5:42 PM

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Is buy now pay later that new of a concept for people in the US?

tranquil iron Apr 5, 2023, 5:42 PM

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I'm afraid that makes no sense on its face

tranquil iron Apr 5, 2023, 5:42 PM

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lament cairn Is buy now pay later that new of a concept for people in the US?

No, it's been around since before there was a USA

lament cairn Apr 5, 2023, 5:43 PM

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I know that, but haven't actually heard of anyone using it in the US until recently

tranquil iron Apr 5, 2023, 5:43 PM

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hell remote buying has been around for almost 100 years now (aka the "catalog mail order" business pioneered by sears roebuck & co)

lament cairn Apr 5, 2023, 5:43 PM

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Maybe I'm just clueless

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 5:43 PM

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tranquil iron I'm afraid that makes no sense on its face

alright mr rmah. you know best.

tranquil iron Apr 5, 2023, 5:43 PM

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lament cairn I know that, but haven't actually heard of anyone using it in the US until recen...

it's extremely common in the US. most purchasing is financed by credit card companies

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well, the banks that are part of the CC network

jaunty wraith Apr 5, 2023, 5:45 PM

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damn, even banks are part of the Comedy Central network?

tranquil iron Apr 5, 2023, 5:45 PM

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indeed

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 6:18 PM

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anyway

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im not referring to the concept of lending with the term "buy now, pay later". as mentioned in the podcast, im specifically referring to the 3rd party services used in these ecommerce sites to provide this 0 interest, multiple payments service for online buyers.

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that specifically

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has gone up during the pandemic

jaunty wraith Apr 5, 2023, 6:21 PM

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true

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 6:22 PM

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man. had to pull out my dev brain for this one

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cant even relax on discord

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pensivewobble

jaunty wraith Apr 5, 2023, 6:22 PM

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how many brains do you have

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 6:22 PM

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none that are fully functioning

jaunty wraith Apr 5, 2023, 6:23 PM

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is the sum of them a fully functioning brain?

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 6:23 PM

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they are all partially functioning and make up a composite whole

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 6:23 PM

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jaunty wraith is the sum of them a fully functioning brain?

just barely, yeah

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smoof

jaunty wraith Apr 5, 2023, 6:23 PM

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that's good enough

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 6:24 PM

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if youve noticed

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this brain has no wrinkles

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you know what that means...

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kekHands

jaunty wraith Apr 5, 2023, 6:25 PM

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it's hiding its wrinkles

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shy brain

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 6:29 PM

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DoggoKek

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 7:14 PM

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high haven this brain has no wrinkles

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 7:15 PM

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rugged owl

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-emoji-broken-gif-13732661

Tenor

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me irl

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 7:35 PM

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high haven me irl

Have a meme

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 7:55 PM

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I cant add more Select options in notion without first converting it to Multi-Select

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What in the fuck

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 7:56 PM

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hm?

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wdym

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 7:56 PM

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rugged owl Have a meme

this is so funny dude

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 7:57 PM

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young shoal wdym

Sorry, a Status

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I have to turn it into a multi select first

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 7:57 PM

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yeah. statuses are kinda bad

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 8:00 PM

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Seems i also cant make my own custom template

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Wew is this a beta product

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 8:02 PM

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yes you can?

low chasm Apr 5, 2023, 8:08 PM

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sounds like a skill issue

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 8:21 PM

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How

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Best way I found is to make a "template" page and duplicate it

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 8:23 PM

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/template

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 8:23 PM

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I dont have an option like that

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 8:24 PM

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yes you do it came free with your notion

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 8:24 PM

#

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 8:26 PM

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it's that

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 8:27 PM

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its what

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thats a different thing

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the only templates i see are from the template gallery

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 8:28 PM

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no you're supposed to like, make your template in the thing i think

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 8:28 PM

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But I'd have to submit it for approval

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or whatever the process is

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no way to have an offline private template?

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 8:29 PM

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wait what? no in the button i think

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 8:29 PM

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thats for automating actions

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im talking about templates like custom vscode snippets

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 8:30 PM

#

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 8:30 PM

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tardy rain im talking about templates like custom vscode snippets

idk what that means

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 8:30 PM

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tardy rain thats for automating actions

yes but you can use it to insert content

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 8:31 PM

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young shoal idk what that means

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 8:32 PM

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yeah, the button can do that

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or you can just duplicate a "template" page

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honestly, incredibly dumb

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 8:32 PM

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literal beta product

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 8:32 PM

#

fr

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 8:32 PM

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😔

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back to vscode i think, until i get this batch import script to work properly

next vessel Apr 5, 2023, 9:42 PM

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@solemn tulip godlygeek real name?

solemn tulip Apr 5, 2023, 9:47 PM

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next vessel <@133944101929222144> godlygeek real name?

I'm assuming yes

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actually wait

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https://github.com/godlygeek

GitHub

godlygeek - Overview

godlygeek has 32 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub.

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 9:48 PM

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Why are you digging for people's real names

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 9:48 PM

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it's none of those lmao

solemn tulip Apr 5, 2023, 9:49 PM

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tardy rain Why are you digging for people's real names

I don't think digging was the idea

solemn tulip Apr 5, 2023, 9:52 PM

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next vessel <@133944101929222144> godlygeek real name?

lol
https://www.vim.org/scripts/script.php?script_id=3464

NOTE: This script was not created by me! I'm just uploading it to vim.org because it's useful!

so the name in your screenshot is just wrong

sterile sapphire Apr 5, 2023, 9:52 PM

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what the fuck 💀

next vessel Apr 5, 2023, 9:52 PM

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tardy rain Why are you digging for people's real names

Idk they just asked if godly's project was in the list of vim extensions I know, so I looked it up and found that name

solemn tulip Apr 5, 2023, 9:53 PM

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it's quite public and connected to that username

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e.g. github

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and @next vessel found the wrong name anyway 😛

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 9:55 PM

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no linkedin by that name though 😳

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 10:00 PM

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When you have a state column, and you see values like 00, 99, ZZ, 8, 3, and an odd acronym that has NSFW websites showing up first on google.

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rooderp

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Apparently there's also Apple's CPU chips in here too... "M1", "M2"

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Dead

solid elbow Apr 5, 2023, 10:15 PM

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young shoal no linkedin by that name though 😳

Yeah, I should probably do that at some point...

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:17 PM

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i should be your first connection 🥺 👉 👈

solid elbow Apr 5, 2023, 10:19 PM

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next vessel <@133944101929222144> godlygeek real name?

No, but also, don't go out of your way to de-pseudonymise people on the server. I'm pretty public about my identity, but a lot of people aren't, and would be upset.

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:27 PM

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you know, the real advantage of linked lists for deques is that they're way easier to implement for my tiny brain

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:34 PM

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next vessel <@133944101929222144> godlygeek real name?

bro chill

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not cool

foggy jungle Apr 5, 2023, 10:34 PM

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That is indeed very uncool.

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:34 PM

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tardy rain back to vscode i think, until i get this batch import script to work properly

lol what are you trying to do in notion vs. vscode

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people like to use that one thingy

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obsidian

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my friend is obsessed with that one

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allows for more customization or whatever

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:36 PM

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young shoal i should be your first connection 🥺 👉 👈

no me

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DoggoKek

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:36 PM

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obsidian kinda only has markdown though

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it doesn't have kanbans or databases or the other fancy stuff notion has

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:36 PM

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what is mar trying to do

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/why does he need notion

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:36 PM

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high haven no me

our connection is deeper

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by that, i mean i think we live closer

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:37 PM

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squint

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:37 PM

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high haven /why does he need notion

he's mad at using sticky notes or something

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:37 PM

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wtf

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then notion is a big step up anyway you look at it

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:37 PM

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well like, digital sticky notes

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:37 PM

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if you want more flexibility

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just create his own site

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he can

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since he knows web dev

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lol

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:37 PM

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heh

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:37 PM

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DoggoKek

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:38 PM

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young shoal it doesn't have kanbans or databases or the other fancy stuff notion has

speaking of databases, this was pretty neat to read https://www.notion.so/blog/sharding-postgres-at-notion

Notion

Herding elephants: lessons learned from sharding Postgres at Notion

With an effort to make Notion faster and more reliable for years to come — we migrated Notion’s PostgreSQL monolith into a horizontally-partitioned database fleet.

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:39 PM

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i think chesscom also did that, and i think they've a blog post about it

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:39 PM

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hmm was it also postgres

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link?

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:39 PM

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idk

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:40 PM

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grumpchib

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:40 PM

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oh nevermind, it was just about them https://www.chess.com/blog/CHESScom/chess-is-booming-and-our-servers-are-struggling saying they had a problem lmao

Chess.com

Chess Is Booming! And Our Servers Are Struggling.

Dear chess community, On December 31, we had seven million active members on Chess.com in a single day for the first time. On January 20, we had ten million active members. Traffic on Chess.com has nearly doubled since the beginning of December, and our servers are struggling, especially during peak...

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:41 PM

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high haven lol what are you trying to do in notion vs. vscode

Im trying to consolidate notes

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:41 PM

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https://www.chess.com/blog/CHESScom/an-update-regarding-our-server

Chess.com

An Update Regarding Our Server

Dear Chess.com community, On January 23rd, we shared an update regarding how much and how quickly chess has grown and how challenging that has been for our company, especially our "Live Server" on which games are played. Growth has only increased since then. On Friday, February 3, we had a record 403,000...

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ah, it's not that technical

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oh well

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:44 PM

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tardy rain Im trying to consolidate notes

how many notes do you have

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if its not that much you can probs just copy and paste lmao

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:44 PM

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Got a bunch that follow different structures as markdown with vscode and also got quick notes

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Theyre about 60 md files and assorted images and json

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Importing programmatically is a nogo with the api atm

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:45 PM

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ok literally it sounds like you did this to yourself lmao

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:45 PM

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Well yes

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:45 PM

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wack

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:45 PM

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Im trying to move to a better platform

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:45 PM

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@rugged owl unstructured data irl

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at this point youre just missing some audio notes or something

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:46 PM

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Theyre pretty structured

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:46 PM

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ah ok

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"semi-structured"

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then

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:46 PM

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Well no, actually theyre all well structured its just that theres 3 types of structure

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Imagine 3 collections of docs

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Also apparently notion bad

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 10:47 PM

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Embrace NotePad

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:47 PM

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youre probably just trying to fit a square block into a round hole or whatever

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:47 PM

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Possibly

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I asked for note app recs and notion was first

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:47 PM

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notion works for most lay peeps

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for note taking

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and then some

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lol

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:48 PM

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ok but like, notion is missing so many features

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:48 PM

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rugged owl Embrace NotePad

Like MS notepad?

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 10:48 PM

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Notepad is first. Notepad is love, Notepad is life.

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:48 PM

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notion is almost good in most facets

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:48 PM

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young shoal ok but like, notion is missing so many features

yeah. just like ||python||

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i-

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jk

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Running

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:48 PM

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Notion api is lacking imho, not being able to upload a file is bullshit

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:49 PM

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notion is missing a lot

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well

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i cant even say missing a lot bc it solves my needs lmao

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idk what people want from it

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:49 PM

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young shoal ok but like, notion is missing so many features

like what features do you need

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like more features like in OneNote?

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Word?

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:50 PM

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uh, pivot tables, for one

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:50 PM

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google docs?

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:50 PM

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young shoal uh, pivot tables, for one

just use excel lmao

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why do you want your note-taking app to do pivot tables

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:50 PM

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no lol. excel has less note-taking features

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:50 PM

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I want snippets like vscode
I want actual status type
I want notion api to let me upload my files

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:50 PM

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high haven why do you want your note-taking app to do pivot tables

for my stats!

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the ratios!

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:51 PM

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young shoal for my stats!

literally just do your stats somewhere else and paste them back in

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:51 PM

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Where notion issue tracker

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:51 PM

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or just build something lmao

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:51 PM

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high haven literally just do your stats somewhere else and paste them back in

ok, but when they update i have to do it again

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:51 PM

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tardy rain Where notion issue tracker

what are these use cases

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lmao

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:51 PM

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Im gonna spam issues till they fix it

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:51 PM

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you want a jira + notion mix?

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:51 PM

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high haven or just build something lmao

i've written down "notion backend". but i've got like 5 projects to get through first

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:52 PM

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just do what i did

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for my goals project

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:52 PM

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high haven you want a jira + notion mix?

No i mean, where can i make meta-issues for notion

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:52 PM

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and embrace the dark side: ||low-code||

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Running

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:52 PM

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Oh its on github

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:52 PM

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oh notion is opensource?

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:52 PM

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its nice bc i can just enter my numbers in my phone

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:52 PM

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Brb getting blocked by makenotion

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:53 PM

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oh it is

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:53 PM

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then the stats are displayed on the web version

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:53 PM

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The excessive mouse usage in notion actually hurts my bones

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:53 PM

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oh, that's just the api

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:53 PM

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ikr? wtf. and then mar wants an issue tracker in notion. what are these features

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 10:53 PM

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tardy rain I want snippets like vscode I want actual status type I want notion api to let m...

So... Jira? or Confluence? Smug

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:53 PM

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kekHands

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:53 PM

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high haven ikr? wtf. and then mar wants an issue tracker in notion. what are these features

he was asking for the place where he can make issues about notion

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:54 PM

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ah

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that makes more sense

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:54 PM

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mhm

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:54 PM

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rugged owl So... Jira? or Confluence? <a:Smug:393648014432010270>

We already got both those and they suck ass

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:54 PM

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what do you mean by snippets

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:54 PM

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I dropped a screenshot further up

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:55 PM

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i looked at it

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and i was like

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:55 PM

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tardy rain

This

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:55 PM

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'so you want custom messages when you hover over something'

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or

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:55 PM

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text expands into bigger text

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:56 PM

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its like emmet

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:56 PM

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why not just make your stuff nested

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:56 PM

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but builtin

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:57 PM

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bro if notion wants to add tables and kanban boards why can't they add a pivot table

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it's not that hard

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 10:57 PM

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Why are you using pivot tables for NOTES

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:58 PM

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young shoal bro if notion wants to add tables and kanban boards why can't they add a pivot t...

not on the roadmap. laughs in PM

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:58 PM

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tardy rain its like emmet

i see

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:58 PM

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rugged owl Why are you using pivot tables for NOTES

it's not for notes, it's for the tables bruh

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:58 PM

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just make your own site lol

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:58 PM

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"as designed" fuck off

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:58 PM

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my workflow currently is

name folder jira reference/relevant triage name
make notes.md in it
triage/jira -> ctrl + space
select snippet to expand to template note

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you may now laugh at me

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:58 PM

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😔

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:59 PM

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wait

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youre gonna use this for work?

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 10:59 PM

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😔

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:59 PM

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ye

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 10:59 PM

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Mine is open Notepad, write notes, name + toss in note folder.

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:59 PM

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i thought this was going to be for personal use

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bruh

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dont use notion for work

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 10:59 PM

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why would i take personal notes, wtf

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:59 PM

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bc thats what its for

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lmao

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 10:59 PM

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leaking company secrets be like:

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 10:59 PM

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notion wont have the features you need dude

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 11:00 PM

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There's so much more other garbage in notion, why couldn't it have this one

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:00 PM

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i only use notion for tracking schoolwork, random notes, and job apps, lol

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 11:00 PM

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they built around personal note-taking

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:00 PM

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tardy rain There's so much more other garbage in notion, why couldn't it have this one

EXACTLY

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 11:00 PM

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Jira, confluence WinkWinkWinkWinkWink

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 11:00 PM

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rugged owl Jira, confluence <a:WinkWinkWinkWinkWink:621821586613469185>

even trello dude

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it has the features mar would need

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 11:00 PM

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what the fuck is this if not for work use

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 11:00 PM

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Or be me, never touch either one.

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:00 PM

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rugged owl Jira, confluence <a:WinkWinkWinkWinkWink:621821586613469185>

do either of those have pivot tables

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 11:00 PM

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tardy rain what the fuck is this if not for work use

It's a poor attempt at getting that corporate money.

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 11:01 PM

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tardy rain what the fuck is this if not for work use

startups tbh

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which can work in any chaotic environment

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 11:01 PM

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wtf, I don't have an excel emote

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 11:01 PM

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Elmo_Fire

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 11:01 PM

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Dead

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 11:01 PM

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rugged owl wtf, I don't have an excel emote

lol sg not having an emote that i do? surprised

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 11:01 PM

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I was hoping for notion to be at least decent so I can pitch it for a wiki instead of shitfluence

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:01 PM

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it's only natural you would have the excel emote

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 11:01 PM

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young shoal it's only natural *you* would have the excel emote

duckSmack

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 11:02 PM

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HAHAHA

high haven Apr 5, 2023, 11:02 PM

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im leaving hmph

foggy jungle Apr 5, 2023, 11:02 PM

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meow_sip

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:03 PM

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lmfao

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:03 PM

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high haven im leaving hmph

😭

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all you had to do was stay

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my deque is not working very properly 😬

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i resize and now i'm just overwriting all the old elements

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and they were not copied to the new spot

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:05 PM

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tardy rain I was hoping for notion to be at least decent so I can pitch it for a wiki inste...

it's always missing the one feature you need 😔

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cute

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 11:05 PM

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you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:06 PM

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it is what it is

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 11:07 PM

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I really hate sql, running this 20min pandas thing took me my entire afternoon.

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I want my time back ayusob

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:07 PM

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😭

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 11:08 PM

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tardy rain you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself

Just design MarNotes ™️

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:08 PM

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would use

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 11:09 PM

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its time to build MarNotes ™️ yes

rugged owl Apr 5, 2023, 11:09 PM

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"I have a dream... where NOTES has PIVOT TABLES, and ... <Insert Mar needs here>"

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 11:09 PM

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stack recommendations?

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:09 PM

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python

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 11:09 PM

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based

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:09 PM

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use my just started C webserver

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 11:09 PM

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ok wait, lets pick 3 tech

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DB / back / front
cursed, neutral, based

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:09 PM

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which i subsequently split off into making a threadpool project lol

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 11:10 PM

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go

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:10 PM

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uhh

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use persistent redis

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though there was this better redis somewhere

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"keydb"

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 11:11 PM

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im going to be inspired by work and use mongo

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or maybe i should be inspired by work again and use oracle

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😔

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im thinking create-t3-app

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:12 PM

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dunno what that is

tardy rain Apr 5, 2023, 11:13 PM

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nextjs/TS/tRPC/prisma possibly/nextauth possibly

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all the fancy js shit

young shoal Apr 5, 2023, 11:14 PM

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o

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 12:26 AM

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i fixed my deque. issue was not multiplying by sizeof(size_t) 😔

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oh hey i got another interview

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sent at 8:27pm 😔

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 12:46 AM

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@high havenI'm starting to understand this bullshit sql request from business side. It's starting to make sense why their requests makes no sense. sigh

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 12:49 AM

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sg i got another interview

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 12:50 AM

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Wtf, what cheat code are you using?

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 12:50 AM

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rugged owl <@446424248479645706>I'm starting to understand this bullshit sql request from b...

you still working? rip.

jk. i only stopped like 10 min ago

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kekHands

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anyway

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 12:50 AM

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rugged owl Wtf, what cheat code are you using?

the "uncompetitive company" one

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 12:51 AM

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rugged owl <@446424248479645706>I'm starting to understand this bullshit sql request from b...

why dont you enlighten our fellow non-data folks

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DoggoKek

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 12:51 AM

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Well, I'm still working because ~~I spent the morning doing nothing~~ I just semi figured out what their mf email meant.

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 12:51 AM

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salaried moment

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 12:51 AM

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me at the beginning of the week

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then my manager was like why dont we just have a meeting with the other team

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and i was like ok great let me drill this into their heads

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DoggoKek

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stakeholders are sometimes something else smh

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 12:54 AM

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They want data splits on the avg losses for Indmenity/Medical only claims. But they phrase it as the following:
"... averages are for losses in regards to indemnity and medical by state and industry"...

wat IS THAT indemnity + medical BY state & Industry? OR is that Indemnity BY state & Industry AND medical by state & industry?
ALSO, the FIRST doesn't even make SENSE BECAUSE ADDING THEM IS EVERYTHING. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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That's ALL THE DATA, WHAT SPLITS?

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ASreee

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 12:55 AM

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rugged owl They want data splits on the avg losses for Indmenity/Medical only claims. But t...

lmao if it was my coworker that received this, hed send it back to them to clarify and say he aint doing shit until they get more specific in their specs

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obv in a more polite way in email

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but if he was with me at the time, hed cuss them out lmao

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wait

#

i have a screenshot

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 12:56 AM

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Bruh, all I got was some mf notes from my boss. And when I asked to clarify wtf this means, my boss is like: "You can ask blah blah".

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Panda_Rage

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 12:57 AM

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hes speaking about one of the stakeholders

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kekHands

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 12:57 AM

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rofl

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 12:57 AM

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Well, if anything I understood our datalake more. CLc_RooCry

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 12:57 AM

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~~he aint wrong tho~~

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ok you saw. im deleting

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 12:58 AM

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Pinning me even more into this position. Smh

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 12:58 AM

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😳

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 12:58 AM

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rugged owl Pinning me even more into this position. Smh

half data engineer

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half data governance person

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whatever tf that means

#

DoggoKek

#

if it makes you feel better, i absolutely hated the bulk of the work they made me do

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in march

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 12:59 AM

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"Foot in each ~~door~~ department" was what my boss said. I'm becoming that one greak god Hermes. Jack of all traits, master of none.

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:00 AM

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i would be okay with that if it was actually shit i liked

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:01 AM

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It's more so that stuff I do does nothing in terms of helping out my career.

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All ad hoc stuff are worthless on a resume.

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:02 AM

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Worthless? Hardly.

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:02 AM

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rugged owl It's more so that stuff I do does nothing in terms of helping out my career.

well if it makes you feel any better, my favorite podcaster said some words you might not like

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DoggoKek

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#ot2-never-nester’s-nightmare message

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:02 AM

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:comeatmebruh:

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:03 AM

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surprised you didnt see it earlier

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:03 AM

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I take that back. If you truly feel it's worthless then it is. Doesn't sound like a fun time to me. I wouldn't stop that from selling the hell out of how well I handled it though. rooSpin

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:03 AM

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thick osprey I take that back. If you truly feel it's worthless then it is. Doesn't sound lik...

It's more so that I suck ass at SQL. So the same thing that takes me like 30mins in Pandas takes me hours in SQL.

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:04 AM

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just do it in pandas

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:04 AM

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"It says here you shoveled manure for your last position"
Me: Yes, and nobody did it better.

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:04 AM

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thats what i do

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:04 AM

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high haven thats what i do

Inhale Literally cannot.

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:05 AM

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you cannot believe how tight my burittos are

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:05 AM

#

inserts "builds character" comment

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:05 AM

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rugged owl **Inhale** Literally cannot.

well just use chatgpt to help

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:05 AM

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I access data via 2 ways,

Pull all mf 400mill records or some bs onto my local machine.
Use pyspark on jupyter hub.

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:05 AM

#

with sql

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:05 AM

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And SURPRISE, #2 I can't download from the jupyterhub. So it's worthless anyways.

#

deadlya

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:06 AM

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wait why not

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:06 AM

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You'll be halfway decent with SQL after all this. I'll have to come to you for query help.

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:06 AM

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Take a wild guess...

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:06 AM

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bc access reasons

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:06 AM

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Data Governance

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:06 AM

#

kill them

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kill them all

#

Elmo_Fire

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:07 AM

#

GunSol

#

Inb4 on FBI list. Run

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:07 AM

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just be a dev

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:08 AM

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"just be a dev"

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:08 AM

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And to think, the worst I had to deal with today was a business analyst having a hard time understanding how days work. ha!

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:08 AM

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young shoal just be a dev

is this the new "just code" except we are all out of a job because of checks notes an autocomplete system?

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:09 AM

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this is the "drop anything data related and just code"

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:09 AM

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We have offshore team to do that.

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:09 AM

#

oof oh... oh I might have bad news for that idea.

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:09 AM

#

Who tells us it takes weeks of "testing" to basically replace an existing script with a new script.

#

mikaeyeroll

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:09 AM

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it's cause they're all manually QAing

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:10 AM

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taking screenshots and building spreadsheets of each test. Individually.

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:10 AM

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they prob use notion lmao

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:11 AM

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notion linked into Jira. Come on. Got to think big.

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:11 AM

#

young shoal this is the "drop anything data related and just code"

"just code"

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:13 AM

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Oh that's particularly evil...

Commit the code
Push to remote
Open a PR
CI runs the tests
CI opens a Jira ticket for QA team to test
CI spins for two weeks
QA team moves the ticket to "done"
CI fails on deployment please try again.

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:14 AM

#

🥴

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:14 AM

#

high haven "just code"

indeed

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:16 AM

#

young shoal indeed

one of the devs, when i came to nashville, told me how during a recent p1, he had to stay up 72 hours straight to help debug the issue

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:16 AM

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what's a p1

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:16 AM

#

young shoal what's a p1

oh sweet summer child

lament cairn Apr 6, 2023, 1:17 AM

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P1 is really bad isnt it

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:17 AM

#

young shoal what's a p1

Something not quite as bad as a p0

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:17 AM

#

how do i say "i'm interested in the position" but with more emotion

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:17 AM

#

basically one of the reasons why i wouldnt want to be a full dev

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:17 AM

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"priority 1" ?

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:17 AM

#

Shrug

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:17 AM

#

young shoal how do i say "i'm interested in the position" but with more emotion

"When do I start?"

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:17 AM

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thick osprey Something not quite as bad as a p0

Elmo_Fire

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:17 AM

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thick osprey "When do I start?"

no but in response to an email for interview availability 😩

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:18 AM

#

high haven oh sweet summer child

what is it 😭

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:18 AM

#

young shoal what is it 😭

preocts will tell you

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:18 AM

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young shoal no but in response to an email for interview availability 😩

"I'm looking forward to engaging with you during the interview process. Will I be able to sign any onboarding papers at that time or will next Tuesday work?"

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:18 AM

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preocts tell me

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:18 AM

#

EvilKermit

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:19 AM

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young shoal what is it 😭

"p1" means Priority 1 incident. Second highest ranking you can give it. P0 is commonly just called a crisis.

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:19 AM

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oof

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:19 AM

#

You simply turn off your computer, and phone. And then nekocat_sleep

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:19 AM

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well if you're a good enough dev, then those won't happen :D

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:19 AM

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Well, you technically work with a team.

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:20 AM

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young shoal well if you're a good enough dev, then those won't happen :D

Laugh

#

you say this like there isnt anything called tech debt

#

legacy code

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:20 AM

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thick osprey "I'm looking forward to engaging with you during the interview process. Will I b...

Thanks for reaching out! I am interested in the position.

I am available on:

Thursday, April 6: 11am-4pm EDT

Monday, April 10: 3:30pm-4pm EDT
Sincerely,
i've got this so far 🥴

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:20 AM

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high haven legacy code

i simply would not join a company with tech debt 😤

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:21 AM

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things that def dont scale but the business only wants to put features on the roadmap instead of working on tech debt/scaling work

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:21 AM

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young shoal i simply would not join a company with tech debt 😤

gl with that

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:21 AM

#

Common themes:
p4 - Something is broken, nobody notices it, we'll fix it
p3 - Something is broken, a few people have noticed, here's a work around while we fix it
p2 - Something is broken, most people have noticed, we don't have a work around yet.
p1 - Something is broken, you have to be blind to not notice it. We have no work around, no idea what caused it, and we need an adult
p0 - The business is literally bleeding money, we think the servers are literally on fire, halp.

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:22 AM

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young shoal well if you're a good enough dev, then those won't happen :D

I wouldn't have a job if this were true. I'd be happy with that.

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The biggest difference between a p1 and a p0 excluding legitimate disasters is the involvement of governance, legal, and shareholders (if public).

foggy jungle Apr 6, 2023, 1:24 AM

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I'm not sure why but the word "halp" absolutely slays me.

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:24 AM

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🥺

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:24 AM

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It's like "Oh shit" versus "Oh shit" and you are on camera in high def.

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:24 AM

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caught in 4k

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:25 AM

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what ive noticed is the business (tech-backward companies) will only allow for tech debt/scaling work to be done after something has already exploded

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otherwise they want only product features on the roadmap

foggy jungle Apr 6, 2023, 1:25 AM

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Isn't that kind of the history of... tech in general?

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:25 AM

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its worst in some industries vs. others

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:26 AM

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high haven what ive noticed is the business (tech-backward companies) will only allow for t...

That's an unhealthy culture that needs changing or avoiding. We have pockets of that where I work. We... aren't polite to those teams and things change fast.

foggy jungle Apr 6, 2023, 1:26 AM

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The sheriff that took my finger prints here for my background check said "You're the first person I've met in cybersecurity" and I was like... don't you guys literally have cybersec people auditing these systems? That's my literal finger prints, home address, and all my PII...

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Long story short, they don't have a cybersec team...

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:27 AM

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thick osprey That's an unhealthy culture that needs changing or avoiding. We have pockets of...

it really does. thats why i wouldnt want to be a dev at my company. devs notice issue and raises flag -> gets ignored -> time passes -> things explode -> business gives in -> fix finally happens.

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rinse and repeat

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:27 AM

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Show how 16 hours of a dev's time could have saved the company a few hundred million after a p1 and... yeah, minds change. (of course this is literally the fix it only after it breaks mentality)

foggy jungle Apr 6, 2023, 1:27 AM

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The point being that I think even now, people just fail to realize how important data infrastructure and security is.

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:28 AM

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thick osprey Show how 16 hours of a dev's time could have saved the company a few hundred mil...

yeah very hard to convince until the incident actually occurs

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:28 AM

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These 00, 3, 8, ZZ values in my "States" as in US STATES. AMknife

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:28 AM

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Everyone calls it DevOps.... nobody actually does what DevOps means. rooCry1

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:28 AM

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DevOps develops ops duh

foggy jungle Apr 6, 2023, 1:29 AM

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rugged owl These 00, 3, 8, ZZ values in my "States" as in US STATES. <:AMknife:709808103457...

ZZ I think means outside the US no?

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:29 AM

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rugged owl These 00, 3, 8, ZZ values in my "States" as in US STATES. <:AMknife:709808103457...

data validation fail

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oh does it

foggy jungle Apr 6, 2023, 1:29 AM

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That's typically how I've seen it represented on datasets.

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:29 AM

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Huh

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:29 AM

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PikaThink

foggy jungle Apr 6, 2023, 1:29 AM

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No clue what 00,3, and 8 could be.

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:29 AM

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interesting

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:29 AM

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why is 00 even a thing. is that a string of 2 zeros bruh

foggy jungle Apr 6, 2023, 1:29 AM

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You might also have AE and AP in there.

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:29 AM

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Technically we have Canada Provence too. e.g. BC.

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:29 AM

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@young shoal letting software do work for you is nice

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:30 AM

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👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:30 AM

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young shoal > Thanks for reaching out! I am interested in the position. > > I am available ...

i'm just gonna send this 😩

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:31 AM

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young shoal > Thanks for reaching out! I am interested in the position. > > I am available ...

I can't think of how I'd go differently that isn't just all "me". aka, constructively you are saying what needs to be said.

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:31 AM

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😔 ok. i'm just trying to not seem "cold" or something

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:31 AM

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(The main author of texmacs is also one of the authors of the O(n log n) integer multiplication algo paper)

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:32 AM

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oh interesting. they prob used latex though lol

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:32 AM

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I read the paper and realized the name was familiar 😛

thick osprey Apr 6, 2023, 1:32 AM

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young shoal 😔 ok. i'm just trying to not seem "cold" or something

"I am eager to interview for the position." if you want to add a little leaning forward I suppose. Where's mina? They are so good with words.

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I'm a mallet. I just say what I say.

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:33 AM

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(just ask chatgpt :^)

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:33 AM

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@distant hazel !!

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chatgpt is too uhh...chatgpt-like for my tastes

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:35 AM

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so what's the context?

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you're in back and forth with a recruiter?

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or some other contact at a company?

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:35 AM

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i applied. they emailed about my availability for interview

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though they say they are a "principal software engineer", so i prob don't have to BS that much

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:37 AM

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the words "ask chatgpt" should be an auto 10min mute DAB

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:37 AM

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solemn tulip (just ask chatgpt :^)

!rule 10

royal lakeBOT Apr 6, 2023, 1:37 AM

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Rules

10. Do not copy and paste answers from ChatGPT or similar AI tools.

high haven Apr 6, 2023, 1:37 AM

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rugged owl the words "ask chatgpt" should be an auto 10min mute <:DAB:408088366303674368>

just ask chatgpt

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:37 AM

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oh that doesn't even say don't say that

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:38 AM

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Hi,
Thanks for reaching out! I'm excited to interview with you, I'm available on
... time options ...
let me know if either option works for you.

...signature...

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:39 AM

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young shoal i applied. they emailed about my availability for interview

Also, your format earlier is fine. You don't really need to even add "I'm interested in the position". Sounds a bit out of place given that you're clearly interested by providing time slots.

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:39 AM

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perhaps

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:39 AM

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though maybe you were given those time slots?

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:39 AM

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yeah, they gave some ranges and i gave subsets of them

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:40 AM

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in that case rephrase last line as "either option works for me"

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:40 AM

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Is it a video interview? Or initial phone screen and did they give you the name of the hiring manager? (if not recruiter?)

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:40 AM

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but in general I probably wouldn't overthink it 😛

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Sincerely,
public static void ᓚᘏᗢ

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:41 AM

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solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:41 AM

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actually signing with SavagePastaMan is funnier

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:42 AM

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i changed my gh from SavagePastaMan to my full name lol

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just in case for my resume

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:43 AM

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I've gone by my last name for the longest time online

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:43 AM

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my last name is probably shared by at least 50 million people

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:43 AM

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mine is shared by...9?

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:43 AM

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Oh I see, then just something like:

Hi RedBar,

Thanks for reaching out! I'm still interested in the internship. Here is my availability:
...
Best, / Thanks,
SAVAGEPASTAMAN

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:43 AM

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hmmm

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:44 AM

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Don't over think it lmao

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:44 AM

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too late

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though, sunk cost fallacy or whatever

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:44 AM

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Long as you don't go too far left field, principal SE probably seen all the responses before.

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:44 AM

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rugged owl Oh I see, then just something like: ``` Hi RedBar, Thanks for reaching out! I'...

the all caps is an important touch

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:44 AM

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gonna g?? it

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:45 AM

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Mf SQL telling me lines I comment out are not valid.

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:45 AM

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I started signing emails with
// My Name Here
years ago and it still amuses me

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:45 AM

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do you just put your actual name underneath or

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:46 AM

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I meant the //

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:46 AM

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oh, why lol

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:46 AM

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people like to sign with /

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I'm a programmer

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:46 AM

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they do?

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:46 AM

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You're going to come back in 5 years and be like:
CL1_BlobCringe

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:47 AM

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fr

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ok whatever i'll just send it, i'm just bikeshedding now 😩

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:47 AM

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hmm, maybe it's more of a local custom pithink

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:48 AM

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also they literally sent it 1 hour ago. like, 8:30pm

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so idrk how this thursday slot is gonna work out lol

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:48 AM

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Huh, new term learned and forgotten by tomorrow: Bikeshedding

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:49 AM

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oh you've never heard bikeshedding?

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ducky_bike

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:49 AM

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No, I live under a rock.

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:50 AM

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it's not that uncommon of a term

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:50 AM

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I think I might have over complicated my original query. I just reduced it by like 1/4 the size. Think

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:50 AM

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perks of not being a dev lol

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:52 AM

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young shoal also they literally sent it 1 hour ago. like, 8:30pm

see like, the company is based in EU, so i didn't think that much of the weird time, but then i realized it's an even worse time in the EU lmao

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speaking of which, isn't it past your bedtime fenix

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:52 AM

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err

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a bit

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thankfully I only have tomorrow to work before a long ass weekend

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:52 AM

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oh?

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:53 AM

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solemn tulip hmm, maybe it's more of a local custom <:pithink:652247559909277706>

i've never seen it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:53 AM

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(or you're too young to have written letters by hand maybe)

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:54 AM

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i may have written like 1, when i was very young

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:54 AM

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young shoal oh?

friday and monday off, technically also half of tomorrow but I kinda pushed that half-day to another date

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:54 AM

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Penpal

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Is this friday good friday?

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:55 AM

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4 day weekend!

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:55 AM

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good friday and easter monday

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huh

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bot is already primed

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:55 AM

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oh so that's why my prof decided to not have class on friday

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:55 AM

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We don't get either off sad

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:56 AM

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young shoal see like, the company is based in EU, so i didn't think that much of the weird t...

where in EU?

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:56 AM

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Eh fuck it, calling it quits for today. This SQL query is tomorrow's problem

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:56 AM

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solemn tulip where in EU?

finland i think

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:57 AM

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huh

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:57 AM

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Wait, isn't Finland in nato now?

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:57 AM

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it is

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:57 AM

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well the HQ is in finland

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 1:57 AM

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🌐

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:57 AM

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I didn't expect finland

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:57 AM

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founded 188 years ago lol

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but they have offices in a lot of places i think

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:58 AM

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what company?

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(if you don't mind saying that)

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:58 AM

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wartsila

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with the umlaut on the "a"s

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:59 AM

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wärtsilä

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 1:59 AM

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yeah

solemn tulip Apr 6, 2023, 1:59 AM

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I've never heard of them 😅

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 2:00 AM

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me neither lul

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 2:02 AM

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Well, at least it's listed.

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 2:02 AM

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they're not a tiny company, lol. they're 17k employees

rugged owl Apr 6, 2023, 2:04 AM

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young shoal they're not a tiny company, lol. they're 17k employees

LaughsIn100ks

young shoal Apr 6, 2023, 2:04 AM

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and that doesn't look correct