#NFL (American Football)

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rain eagle
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The most random signing ever

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I want whatever the falcons are smoking

alpine canyon
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falcons qb room is tua and penix

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this feels like a fever dream

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they got him for 1.3 mil but he's gonna make 54 mil thanks to the dead cap from the dolphins

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i mean that is just poetry

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am i crazy, why did the falcons draft penix if they're just gonna keep putting others infront of him?

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is tua gonna start??

grim crater
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why is so much crazy shit happening today in nfl

grim crater
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Kyle Allen got traded to Buffalo

alpine canyon
grim crater
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oooh

nova briar
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We love to see it

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The Niners have a wide receiver for once (please stay healthy please stay healthy please stay healthy please stay healthy)

grim crater
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Bears signed Kalif Raymond

grim crater
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Lions signed isiah pacheco

alpine canyon
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sonic and... tails? shadow? big the cat?

alpine canyon
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(he was fine, he had a few electric punt returns)

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in fairness this is exactly why we spent so much to get teslaa so

rain eagle
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Geno smith to the jets

grim crater
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Where QBs go to die

alpine canyon
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where it all began for him so maybe this is what he needed

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he said, giggling to himself the whole time

grim crater
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Teddy Bridgewater is (allegedly) back in Detroit

alpine canyon
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rock ya-sin is also back

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huge

rain eagle
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If you weren’t w the jets when they were buns, don’t switch up when they might just go a staggering 4-13 this season

rain eagle
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I genuinely nearly supported the jets

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I didn’t have a team to support so it was either gonna be jets cuz I had a jets hat or broncos cuz of South Park, but I ended up with the Seahawks for a completely different reason ✌🏼

nova briar
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Im starting to lose hope in the Niners :imfine

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We’re likely going to trade Williams

opal laurel
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RAVENS JUST BACKED OUT OF THE CROSBY TRADE

grim crater
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WTF

opal laurel
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He failed his physical

grim crater
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what does this mean

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is he still a raider

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or a free agent

grim crater
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why would the ravens backout

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crosby is so good

alpine canyon
grim crater
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My QB Tier List going into next season

alpine canyon
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holy shit so the ravens back out of the crosby deal dispite knowing the iffy long-term outlook of his knee, then turn around and land hendrickson in the span of 24 hours??

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crosby would be 30 mill, 2 firsts, and injured

hendrickson is 28 mil, NO draft picks, and healthy

baltimore is paper thin dude holyyy

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actually dont quote me on hendrickson's health but still

grim crater
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They got a better deal for a guy on About the same level

rain eagle
grim crater
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He's borderline S-tier

grim crater
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Still don't know why he traded our best RB

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Sure Gibbs has a higher ceiling

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But Monty has a higher flooring and he's more consistent

alpine canyon
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dawg

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gibbs clears

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i love monty but he's RB2 on the lions, and RB1 on like a handful of teams, like the texans without mixon

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there were games where gibbs was our entire offense

grim crater
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New Titans logo

alpine canyon
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missed the news that we lost AQM to the buccs which sucks major, i liked him a lot

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hutch gotta feel so much pressure now

grim crater
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we lost him?

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damn

alpine canyon
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justin fields to KC, this is the one I can feel it

grim crater
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That's a good trade

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Cause mahomes is hurt

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And I'm a fields believer

alpine canyon
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I was up until last year

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But he can start a game or two and hopefully with a better team he can string together a win or two

olive ravine
alpine canyon
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oooo waddle to the broncos, that's pretty nifty

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poor willis

grim crater
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"Jordan Love is the best QB in the north"

grim crater
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there is a sam laporta ad for chunky soup

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and im 90% sure its ai

grim crater
nova briar
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7th seed chiefs team winning it all is crazy

grim crater
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the chiefs prophecy

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if they make it to the playoffs, they make it to the super bowl

alpine canyon
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My super early reaction to this super early playoff seed is aint no way the Broncos lose in the wildcard

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Saints ain't making it lol

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I love em but they if even have a winning season they should hang the banner

nova briar
alpine canyon
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They've had a pretty good off-season so here's hoping

nova briar
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The panthers are a team that it’s really hard to hate yk

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Maybe in a couple years they’ll be actually good good

alpine canyon
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And THEN we can hate them

rain eagle
# grim crater

I still have this weird belief packers will have an amazing season

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this was the moment i knew i would like royce

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puka nacua bit someone???

alpine canyon
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the timing of this right after the JSN contract is painfully ironic

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hearing is set for the 14th

grim crater
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Court,??

opal laurel
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They calling him Puka Nachewa :💀

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Dawg

grim crater
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Lions signed Ben Bartch

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He's an o-line man from 49ers

alpine canyon
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hey the more depth we have, im cool with it

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means our offense is more likely to be good again

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the defense.... oh boy

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we're the bengals of the nfc

grim crater
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They're both big cats

rain eagle
nova briar
grim crater
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like where would he go on a tier list

rain eagle
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No offence of course, however I must

nova briar
nova briar
grim crater
alpine canyon
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browns no longer signing AJ Epenesa after concerns with his physical, that's 2, count em 2

grim crater
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Penei Sewell -> Left Tackle

alpine canyon
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this guy is so versatile it's crazy

grim crater
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Lions signed safety Chuck Clark

rain eagle
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What a name

grim crater
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Jaguars are moving to Orlando

alpine canyon
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They're spending one season (2027) in Orlando while their home stadium goes under renovation and is expected to be ready for the 2028 season

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They are not "moving" to Orlando

rain eagle
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O-o-Orlando magic reference?!?!?!??!

grim crater
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Kirk Cousins is signing with the Raiders

alpine canyon
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another fully guaranteed contract for the generational bag getter

alpine canyon
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so probably gonna see him week 1 instead of mendoza

grim crater
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likely

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if the vikings and bills played each other in the super bowl

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it would either end in a draw

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or the stadium would just explode

rain eagle
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The Seahawks account said happy Easter yall can celebrate now

alpine canyon
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dexter lawrence requested a trade from the giants

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giants lost all hope lol

grim crater
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damn

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@alpine canyon

alpine canyon
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buf seems a bit high, same with gb, ten could win more

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honestly these feel free darn close

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which makes sense since the whole left half is at max 2 games apart lol

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but i guess it is a bet line so eh

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i for one will not be trusting the gamblers

grim crater
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isn't mahomes still hurt

grim crater
alpine canyon
# grim crater isn't mahomes still hurt

he's currently questionable which could mean anything but so is fields, and they traded that one really good CB so they could have a harder path, but man i find it hard to say anything about them when mahones can just do whatever the hell he wants lol

alpine canyon
# grim crater do you trust Dan Campbell

i still do, i'd still trust anyone who turned the lions around like he and brad did. that said, this is a big year for him, if it's the same as last year or an even BIGGER step back, his seat's gonna be pretty dang hot

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it's year 6 (?) and yes he did get the lions to the playoffs and win the first playoff game in 30 years, but the 2 years after that have been a let down. that feels insane to say but it's true

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but it's WAY easier to get a worse coach, so for now im camp MCDC

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it's also way easier to get worse at QB cough cough goff haters cough cough

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(but also there is plenty to critique about goff)

grim crater
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Love Campbell, but he can't do offensive coaching

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so part of me is glad we got Drew Petzing

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just hoping its not another Morton situation, where he gets fired after a few weeks, and then we're stuck with Dan Campbell calling offensive plays

alpine canyon
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brother what

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we started winning when dan took over

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i also agree im hopeful for petzing but MCDC isn't an idiot on offense

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morton also wasn't fired until after the season, he got benched and dan took over and then we beat the pants off the commanders

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granted it was a bad commanders team but still

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and ill put "winning" in huge quotations lol but we looked way more like ourselves

grim crater
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i just think he was taking too many risks

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i might just be wrong

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that is a possibility lol

alpine canyon
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nah you def right about that, plenty of examples at this point where he should've just taken the points

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BUT he rebuilt the culture around it, so it's a difficult balance

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but at this point it would've meant we went to a super bowl and with years of hindsight it's really clear

grim crater
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oh yeah, hes def a culture guy

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great headcoach, not the best offensive coach

alpine canyon
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he benifits from a mad genius OC but like... so does 90% of the league lol

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people just see him as a very passionate and energetic guy so they think he's an idiot

alpine canyon
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but in reality he's great at the game and knows SO much about his team

grim crater
alpine canyon
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many people are saying

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holyyyyyy

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texans defense gonna be scary again next year

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and the offense... will also be on the field

grim crater
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AJ Brown (Eagles WR) is likely to be traded to the Patriots

alpine canyon
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forgot to mention how dexter lawrence is off to the bengals

grim crater
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Changes to consider:
Washington goes up
Seattle goes up
Denver goes down
New England goes down

alpine canyon
# grim crater

i like it alot, i think im slightly higher on the raiders after their FA, not as low on the browns, I think the titans could take over the colts but not go any further, and i love how shit the nfc south is lol

alpine canyon
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i think giants and and dal switch, there just is nothing on that giants team that makes me excited

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well very little, maybe not "nothing"

grim crater
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they looked promising until skattebo got hurt

alpine canyon
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oh to be in the AFC east and play the jets and dolphins twice, must be frickin nice

alpine canyon
grim crater
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im just farely confident NFCS and AFCN do shit

alpine canyon
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AFCN not having a competitor feels so... bonkers

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but time comes for us all i guess

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i think the lions do much better this year but i could see a second place finish and a sneak into the wildcard

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NFCN is tough as nails

grim crater
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some dumbass said there is 63 more wins than losses here

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i added it all up, there is 272 of each 😂

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i won lol

grim crater
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@alpine canyon do you think Titans are fine at 7-10? or could they go up or down a game

alpine canyon
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Up 1 or 2 games honestly

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I could see them sneaking in

grim crater
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Definitely possible

grim crater
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updated

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@rain eagle

rain eagle
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I like these predictions

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I’m not that confident we are gonna win nfc west rams looks insane

grim crater
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thanks

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made one small change, rams beat chargers now -- chargers 10-7, rams 13-4

rain eagle
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Yeah seems more accurate for a broncos div win and rams one seed

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Honestly I love the new ravens jerseys

grim crater
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idk how playoffs go

alpine canyon
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broncos over kc, texans over chargers (lol chragers in the playoffs, my favorite thing), jags over bengals, eagles over giants, lions over 49ers, hawks over saints

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im lower on the saints than i think most people tbh, this feels like their last year of cap hell and then they can do something nutty come 2027

grim crater
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i have both bengals and saints winning division at 8-9

alpine canyon
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yes please two division winners with a losing record

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i would ascend

grim crater
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not too crazy with how crappy their divisionss are

nova briar
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I think they’re getting better on defense

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That could be all they need to win 2 more games

grim crater
alpine canyon
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man vrabel is probably done in NE

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idk how he continues coaching

grim crater
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I kinda feel bad for him

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His own personal life shouldn't affect the football team

alpine canyon
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except when they trade insider secrets and try to influence the eagles and AJ Brown

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and also dont cheat on your wife for 6 years

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and also dont have a child and name him after the man you're having an affair with

grim crater
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TY Simpson to rams

alpine canyon
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i was just about to say it LOL

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jimmy g gotta retire

grim crater
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Baltimore should draft a coach

alpine canyon
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lions draft a dentist for MCDC

grim crater
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Are you watching the draft, or just notifications?

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I'm watching it with my Dad right now

alpine canyon
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yup im watching

grim crater
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Lions need defense

alpine canyon
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tru but im calling freeling

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but maybe if the bucs dont take bain

alpine canyon
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damn

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how the flying hell do they have these jerseys ready already

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one person with a sewing machine off stage going so fast the machine is smoking

grim crater
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Lions coming up

alpine canyon
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dammit the pick was spoiled for me

grim crater
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No spoilers

grim crater
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Seriously went to commercial

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My dad calls Anzalone "anal zone"

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Blake Miller

alpine canyon
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i haven't the foggiest idea how to feel about this one

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good for penei

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and clemson has pretty orange colors so this HAS to work out

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he played about 8 million snaps in college which is fucking bonkers, i see the vision

grim crater
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Only watching up to Lions, but yeah, feel solid about this guy

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Would've preferred a defensive guy, he the dude we drafted looks good

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My Dad says Gibbs is probably gonna get 2,000 yards

alpine canyon
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100%

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huge for the offense

grim crater
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massive dudes are great

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pause

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@alpine canyon if anyone neat gets drafted, lmk

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oh damn panthers got freeling

grim crater
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dang

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good pick

alpine canyon
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my fear is im seeing a lot of "this was a dan campbell pick helllll yeah brother" when for the freeling pick eveyrone went "that's a good player great pick panthers"

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i love MCDC but damn dude I just want a straight up good player lol

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miller looks good dont get me wrong, could slot in right away

grim crater
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Poor Ty

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Even Sean McVay bullying him

grim crater
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@alpine canyon Lions trade pick number 50 and 128 to Jets for number 44

alpine canyon
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bit high on the 49ers imho

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texans at 7 is insane lol

nova briar
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As an actual 49ers fan

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we are not that good

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we are going to be a 10-7 team, sneak a 6th seed wild card and lose in the divisional

alpine canyon
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that feels like if you're lucky and don't get injured

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which.... come on now

nova briar
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Accounting for injuries we’re a solid 8-9 or 7-10

grim crater
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@alpine canyon now that the draft has ended, what will you say the lions record is?

alpine canyon
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we've made some good steps forward, i think even with some of the losses we are generally looking stronger than we did at this point last year which is great. add on a 4th place schedule and sprinkle some injury luck and i really do think we make a run and have some much better vibes. I could see 11 or even 12 wins as the ceiling, 9 as the floor and actually MAKE the post season this time

grim crater
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@alpine canyon schedule next week

alpine canyon
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hype, matchups look real favorable

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First TNF game is Lions at the Bills new stadium week 2

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Holy hype

grim crater
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ssohuld be dope

grim crater
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@alpine canyon we're playing patriots in germany

alpine canyon
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st brown wanted a free trip home

grim crater
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lol

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@alpine canyon we play vs saints week 1

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love it

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hopefully a strong home opener

grim crater
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saints don't look like a terrible team, but we should win

alpine canyon
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oh for sure they'll be better than last year no doubt, but i have a good degree of confidence we'll take that one

grim crater
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same

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and we play bears on thanksgiving

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NFC North is still gonna be a bloodbath

alpine canyon
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hey they get to use that timeout they saved!

alpine canyon
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week 4 sunday night headed to carolina, that will be fun

grim crater
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ooh nice

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is full schedule out?

alpine canyon
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it's leaking more and more

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full release is sometime today

grim crater
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cool

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panthers SNF will be good

alpine canyon
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MNF week 16 giants come to detroit, what the hell man the NFL is giving the giants every primetime game

grim crater
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lmao

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do we only have prime time games

alpine canyon
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we have like 4 already

grim crater
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realisitcally, everyone in the north could go 3-3 in the division

alpine canyon
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nah we should beat the breaks off the Vikings

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then again i said that last year...

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but i think their defense takes a step back and that was their crutch

grim crater
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just based off speculation, this is my ranking for nfc probably

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  1. Rams
  2. Eagles
  3. Lions
  4. Seahawks
  5. 49ers
  6. Bears
  7. Giants
  8. Packers
  9. Saints
  10. Vikings
  11. Cowboys
  12. Panthers
  13. Buccaneers
  14. Commanders
  15. Falcons
  16. Cardinals
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its subject to change though as the order of schedule gets released

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also nfc is a lot tougher than afc

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cause i think commanders and above can be competitive

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whereas in the afc there are only a few real competitive teams

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for AFC

  1. Texans
  2. Broncos
  3. Chargers
  4. Bills
  5. Patriots
  6. Jaguars
  7. Chiefs
  8. Ravens
  9. Colts
  10. Bengals
  11. Steelers
  12. Titans
  13. Raiders
  14. Jets
  15. Browns
  16. Dolphins
alpine canyon
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oh to be an AFC team

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must be frickin nice to play the dolphins and jets twice

grim crater
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Fr

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Who is worse cards or dolphins

alpine canyon
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dolphins

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if their offseason is any indication

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they had a damn fire sale lol

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cards at least kinda maybe want to win?

grim crater
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Cards > jets?

alpine canyon
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that's actually tough

grim crater
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Cards > Browns?

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cause the jets used to at least have a good defence and then they go ahead and get ZERO ints last year

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browns i think will be better

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slightly

grim crater
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Browns > Jets?

alpine canyon
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honestly, i could see it

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who's qb for the jets?

grim crater
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Dolphins worst team though fs

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Geno smith

alpine canyon
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i literally cannot think of their name

grim crater
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It tried to autocorrect geno to genocide

alpine canyon
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it's right there people!

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read between the lines!

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wake up sheeple!

grim crater
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Lmao

alpine canyon
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oh NO that qb room is bad

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yeah browns better than jets

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they have pro bowl quarter back extraordinaire Shedeur Sanders

alpine canyon
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holy another prime time game, week 15 SNF in Minn

alpine canyon
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bills gotta play christmas and thanksgiving, sorry bills

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been there my friends

grim crater
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@ atlanta week 13

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@alpine canyon

alpine canyon
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god i love a 4th place schedule

grim crater
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fr

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well we would've played atlanta either way

alpine canyon
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atlanta could regress a bunch this year

grim crater
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vs jets week 3

alpine canyon
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nice little bounce back no matter what happens week 2

grim crater
alpine canyon
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ill believe it when it's offical

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coping cause im so sick of the early bye weeks

grim crater
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lol

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fr

alpine canyon
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Dammit

grim crater
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:(

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before bye week, i say we go 4-1 at the worst

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first game is super bowl rematch 🔥

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you can do predictions now if ya want

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bucs vs bengals would be unironically good

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colts vs chiefs week 2 will also be good

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cause mahomes still hurt

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@alpine canyon honestly, lions could start 8-0

grim crater
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@alpine canyon

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i dont think the pats make the playoffs again tbh

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call me a lunatic

grim crater
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Aaron Rodgers: The Last Dance

alpine canyon
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Aaron Rodges and the Dial of Destiny

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The Fate of the Rodgers

rain eagle
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Happy birthday Josh Allen 🥹

alpine canyon
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Happy birthday JA, hey at least you got one ring

alpine canyon
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Jack Campbell extended with the lions until 2030, I am in heaven

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A rare moment when I agree with calling him a "MCDC" player. Not only is that true, he's also an A+ player, a huge win for the defense over the next 4 years

grim crater
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one of the best linebackers in the league

alpine canyon
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100%

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Please defense I'm begging you

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Things are looking up

alpine canyon
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NO WA- wait why am I surprised?

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this feels incredibly obvious in hindsight lol

grim crater
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its still dissapointing

alpine canyon
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100% sucks

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it's also no secret of most professional sports that a LOT of wealthy trumpies are playing them/own the teams

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or have families with deep ties to republican orgs

grim crater
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yep

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but no one will touch tyler shough

alpine canyon
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we shall see lol

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the other thing I think is interesting are the players that still act like it's pre-2016 cough cough st brown cough cough

grim crater
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I say that mainly because Tyler Shough endorsed Andy Beshear

alpine canyon
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I can't do a Trump voice, I'm not orange enough

alpine canyon
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the nfc south, horrible division im told, horrible.... the saints dead cap, and it's dead people let me tell you... they cant afford it, i could.... should I buy the saints people?

grim crater
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Lmao

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@alpine canyon

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@nova briar is this true

nova briar
grim crater
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Noah Knigga is predicted to be one of the best linemen going into next college football season, I point this out because he goes to my school

rain eagle
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He’s super famous on social media cuz of the name

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You don’t pronounce it like that do you?

grim crater
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its pronounced kuh-nay-guh

rain eagle
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Oh alr, hopefully he does well

rain eagle
grim crater
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Myles Garrett low key might kill Jaxson Dart on December 20th

grim crater
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my personal top 10 qbs going into next season

grim crater
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@alpine canyon Do you agree?

alpine canyon
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I think you're a little hot on NFCN qbs, I think Dak is significantly better than people give him credit for

alpine canyon
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OBJ is comin back

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NYG stocks are up! buy buy buy!

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russell wilson is becoming a cbs sports analyst

alpine canyon
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WHAT THE FUCK

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myles garrett to the rams

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@grim crater

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is this real life?

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rams gonna win the super bowl

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dammit why did he have to go to the nfc

grim crater
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OH HELL NAH

alpine canyon
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it's a great day to not be in the nfc west lol

grim crater
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Sean McVay has something against people called Jared

alpine canyon
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lol "man i handled that goff trade poorly.... anyway see ya v8 enjoy hell"

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what if this also means the browns become amazing

grim crater
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Browns might go winless again

alpine canyon
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they wont win 4 games

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the defense is all they had

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wtf do you do now

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that's like 4 teams in full tank mode

grim crater
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Myles Garrett is probably top 10 best players rn, maybe top 5

alpine canyon
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top 5 easy, across the whole field

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the rams just became unstoppable

grim crater
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Rams could go 12-5 at the worst

alpine canyon
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they were one game away from a SB last year, a stop here or there and they would've done it again

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this just fucked everrrrrything lol

grim crater
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I don't want to sit in the cuck chair again!

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At least Baltimore doesn't have Crosby

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Only teams I see Rams losing to this year are: 49ers, Broncos, Eagles, Bills, Chiefs, and Seahawks

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So I guess their flooring is 10-7

alpine canyon
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i honestly only see 3 tricky ones there

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oo wait they open with a healthy 49ers, that could be tricky

rain eagle
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Garrett to the rams?

rain eagle
rain eagle
alpine canyon
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Giants are signing former Chiefs wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster

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In other news

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Wow fun day today

rain eagle
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Fucking hell how the fuck has this trade happened

alpine canyon
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not my comment but i saw someone say that mcvay felt so embarrassed with that ty simpson pick he went back to "fuck them picks" mode

alpine canyon
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full package is jared verse, 1st round, a 2028 2nd round, and a 2029 3rd round

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that feels sooooooo rams-friendly

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the MVP and DPOY are on the same team

grim crater
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insane

grim crater
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AJ Brown to patriots

alpine canyon
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a family was ripped apart for this trade

nova briar
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Niners never winning the division again

ebon burrow
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My Predictions for the Dolphins, Steelers, and Broncos

grim crater
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Dolphins are not going 7-10

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only way steelers have a winning record is if tomlin is still there

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also broncos lose to rams now that they got myles garret

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@alpine canyon who is getting number one pick this year?

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i think either dolphins, cards or browns

nova briar
ebon burrow