Ain't no way sam
#NFL (American Football)
alpine canyon
Ain't no way
I take it all back the god emperor qb is back
CINEMA
Seattle about to erupt
waxen spoke
Their jerseys are sick
Like one of the best updated jersey designs ever
Hmmm idk about that call
forest ferry
they should do LVP and give it to eugene smith
alpine canyon
you know it's bad when we ain't calling him Geno
grim crater
What's going on with Puka Nacua??
alpine canyon
diagnosed with WR1 Syndrome
grim crater
Elaborate
forest ferry
you know it's bad when we ain't calling him Geno
i hate him so much
waxen spoke
WAKE UP!!! DESTINY FULFILLMENT DAY, TIME TO TAKE THE NORTH! WE'LL BEAT THE BEARS ALL THE WAY TO INDIANA ON THIS PACKERS GAME DDDAAAYYY!
alpine canyon
This is the one time you'll find me actively hoping the packers win, dont fuck it up
waxen spoke
alpine canyon
Fuck that meta ad
"This small town wanted data center for jobs and to study football"
Fuck you Zuckerfuck
alpine canyon
Now thats how you start a game
alpine canyon
And theres the classic "ben johnson got too clever"
alpine canyon
Oh no
alpine canyon
I hate the green bay packers
olive ravine
that was an insane game man
grim crater
You had one job
grim crater
Game of the year?
grim crater
No flag for the middle finger?
nova briar
This was not on my bingo card this year
grim crater
what was that bullshit
alpine canyon
Game of the year?
Insane thing to send so early in the second quarter
Start your mock drafts lions
Brain drain was such a massive problem after losing our entire coaching staff
Horrible day
See you next year
grim crater
goff played fine though
grim crater
we need the purple teams to lock in
alpine canyon
Dog its over
grim crater
this guy is the reason we could miss the playoffs
grim crater
Dog its over
its not over till its over
if Jordan Love's concussion doesn't get better, we'll be in a better spot
alpine canyon
Lions are gonna miss the playoffs cause they played like shit
alpine canyon
if Jordan Love's concussion doesn't get better, we'll be in a better spot
Insane thing to say
grim crater
I'm fairly confident the Ravens will beat the Packers
We should beat the Vikings
and I think we should beat the Bears
JJ McCarthy just needs to lock in when they play GB
alpine canyon
JJ McCarthy just needs to lock in when they play GB
Oh god
grim crater
Did he get hurt? (I know McCarthy is ass)
We can still make the playoffs, we just need to win our remaining games, and GB needs to lose their remaining. It is possible
alpine canyon
Its very cope
grim crater
try to be positive
alpine canyon
Ill be positive when they give me a reason to
Holmes needs to figure it the fuck out
St brown needs to catch balls when it matters
Defense needs to not suck ass
I love detroit and I love the lions, thats why I'm being so critical
grim crater
I completely understand that, but the season isn't over till week 18, there's a chance we make it into the playoffs and I'm not just gonna rub that off and bitch about it. If we don't make I'll be upset and you can tell me "I told you so," but I'm still going to stay positive because I have much worse things in life I gotta deal with.
grim crater
detroit vs everybody
grim crater
The Detroit lions subreddit is so miserable
grim crater
I posted this, but was down voted by all the 1% redditors
We lose a game and may not make the playoffs, it sucks, this team hasn't won anything major my entire life. I'm still going to root for my team and not bitch online and say "the seasons over" or "pack it up," there is still a slim chance we make it into the playoffs. And if we don't make it to the playoffs we'll have a stronger draft pick, plus we lost to of our coordinators last year, so I don't think anyone should be surprised that this season isn't going our way.
To those of you that I know are going to whine and say "I won't be watching the Lions on Christmas," we all know the moment the game is on you're turning on your TV.
I guess to end this rant, I'll quote one of my favorite characters from television.
"...I suggest you stop whining like a little bitch, and do what I say."
Go out there and watch football, even if the season is over, stop complaining and go enjoy life.
alpine canyon
there is a lot of truth in what you're saying, but i will be honest, there's a lot of loser mentality in your message
the point of competition is to win. if you can't do that, then goodbye
what draft pick are you waiting for?
grim crater
Hope of future
alpine canyon
also what do you mean "hansn't won anything major"?
guess going to the NFC championship means nothing
insane
literally you would never say that about any other team
grim crater
Im trying to get down to the level of the redditors
I was devastated when we blew that 24-7 lead
alpine canyon
this doesn't feel productive
alpine canyon
godspeed
forest ferry
i’m riding on the raiders losing the rest of the season
we REALLY need that first pick
if we didn’t need an oline so bad i’d really hope we pick up tyson as a receiver
alpine canyon
i'm tired of the lions only focusing on the draft when FA can fix so many holes
alpine canyon
if we didn’t need an oline so bad i’d really hope we pick up tyson as a receiver
oline is so important it hurts
forest ferry
i think the raiders need to focus on the draft
there’s really nothing else to look forward to
we are just
SO BAD
alpine canyon
100%
forest ferry
this is how i want our draft to go
first two picks oline, third pick QB, fourth pick wide receiver, fifth and sixth oline, seventh safety, eighth any dback, ninth slot reciver, tenth wide receiver
and then i’m hoping we can get burrow
don’t care when it happens
get my man in vegas
get him out of ohio he hates it
alpine canyon
all due respect the benglas are never letting burrow leave
it would take a miracle
forest ferry
if burrow doesn’t get out of the bengals i genuinely believe he will quit
alpine canyon
with how much money they put into those WRs there's no chance
alpine canyon
if burrow doesn’t get out of the bengals i genuinely believe he will quit
not if he keeps getting paid
same reason MG stayed with the browns
forest ferry
he’s definitely going to request for a trade
will it happen who knows
i can dream of him in silver and black 💔
alpine canyon
if he requests and a trade and they somehow allow it, i dont see a world where he goes to LV, he would want to go to an actual good team
if one isn't around he'll keep getting a paycheck
forest ferry
in all realness the raiders best choice next year is a rookie QB
but i know they’re gonna keep trying to baby geno
the best prospect imo for the raiders play style would be like arch manning but i don’t think he’s gonna declare this draft
alpine canyon
very much agree, arch needs time
or at least needs a team that will let him sit behind someone great and learn
forest ferry
it sucks we have SUCH a good running back
nova briar
I need the 49ers to beat the colts so that we don’t lose our wildcard spot
That #1 seed is looking juicy if we can just win out from here but I don’t know how possible that is
Week 18 Seahawks game might decide it all
forest ferry
what is going on at the colts game
grim crater
Philip Rivers
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forest ferry
earlier there was a drumline and a guitar and jason kelce playing a keytar
nova briar
Jason kelce playing a keytar is the least surprising thing I’ve heard all nfl season
forest ferry
raiders and giants play to lose next week this will be fun
alpine canyon
Jason kelce playing a keytar is the least surprising thing I’ve heard all nfl se...
And yet it was also the worst
nova briar
Honestly I don’t care how bad Jason is at keytar, I’m just happy the Niners won
1 seed here we come baby!
forest ferry
7 (geno) + 2 (jeanty) = 9 11= ruggs the raiders did 9/11
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alpine canyon
I highly doubt he requests a trade this year but yeah I'm scared his time is limited with how much we gotta pay the rest of the team and what his goals are
But he's on a contending team and seems to really like being in Detroit, so we'll have to see
grim crater
7 (geno) + 2 (jeanty) = 9 11= ruggs the raiders did 9/11
geno smith is 100% responsible for 9/11
alpine canyon
grim crater
o7
waxen spoke
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This is what I'm predicting the Lions schedule will be next year
Week 1: @ Minnesota 13th — @ 1:00 PM
Week 2: vs Green Bay 20th — @ 1:00 PM
Week 3: @ New England 24th — @ 8:15 PM
Week 4: vs NY Jets 4th — @ 1:00 PM
Week 5: BYE
Week 6: vs Chicago 11th — @ 1:00 PM
Week 7: @ Miami 18th — @ 1:00 PM
Week 8: vs Titans 25th — @ 1:00 PM
Week 9: vs NY Giants 1st — @ 1:00 PM
Week 10: @ Carolina 9th — @ 8:15 PM
Week 11: vs Tampa Bay 15th — @ 1:00 PM
Week 12: vs New Orleans 22nd — @ 1:00 PM
Week 13: vs Minnesota — 26th @ 12:30 PM
Week 14: @ Atlanta 6th — @ 1:00 PM
Week 15: @ Cardinals 13th — @ 4:25 PM
Week 16: @ Buffalo 20th — @ 1:00 PM
Week 17: @ Chicago 27th — @ 1:00 PM
Week 18: @ Green Bay 3rd — @ 1:00 PM
SoS = 0.471
Opp Wins = 136
Opp Losses = 153
alpine canyon
How the hell is there 11 minutes left in the third quarter? Long ass game
olive ravine
The bucs are just really terrible
Can the panthers just win next week man I don't want this team in the playoffs
grim crater
Why are the Broncos being taken over by anime girls
olive ravine
umasume moment
nova briar
Why are the Broncos being taken over by anime girls
Might make the broncos offense more exciting to watch
alpine canyon
Ill eat my hat if I'm wrong but I really dont think he's gonna be a huge impact player
Packers fans dont even seen excited
Don't quote me but a stat i read said QBs have a perfect rating against him
grim crater
the Green Bay Cowboys
alpine canyon
This feels like a desperation move since their CB room isssssss not good
grim crater
who is that one gb fan here? i forgot who
alpine canyon
the Green Bay Cowboys
I've seen enough, get Dak in the green and gold
alpine canyon
who is that one gb fan here? i forgot who
The one and only Lily who i think is taking a little break
alpine canyon
Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy
forest ferry
This feels like a desperation move since their CB room isssssss not good
i think a lot of teams are in desperation mode rn icl
giants found themselves a franchise QB and are probably gonna get a new QB 🤦♀️
nova briar
I’m just desperate
For the 49ers to win a Super Bowl
Like please, we’ve been to 3 in the past 20 years, can’t we just win one
olive ravine
giants found themselves a franchise QB and are probably gonna get a new QB 🤦♀️
Dont get why tbh Dart looks really good
forest ferry
and he would look amazing if he had skatt out there still
grim crater
Giants are much better than their record
past quail
Can the panthers just win next week man I don't want this team in the playoffs
if it helps the panthers are probably going to the playoffs even if they lose
because nfc south
nova briar
The NFC south is so putrid
alpine canyon
The true shit mountain
grim crater
the buccaneers could win the division with 8-9 record
I'm still picking the Panthers to win
The teams are basically the opposite though
Tampa has a solid offense, awful defense, Carolina has a solid defense, awful offense
whoever gets in though is gonna be a first round exit
cause they'll have to play an NFC west team
grim crater
The true shit mountain
Remember earlier in the season when everyone was saying Baker Mayfield would be the MVP
alpine canyon
Tampa has a solid offense, awful defense, Carolina has a solid defense, awful of...
Tampas offense has honestly been hit or miss especially in the second half. Lest we forget how many insanely close games Baker was able to close out for them
alpine canyon
Remember earlier in the season when everyone was saying Baker Mayfield would be ...
Todd Bowles mid season collapse masterpiece
grim crater
Fire everyone in the NFC South
grim crater
Todd Bowles mid season collapse masterpiece
Who do you have winning the division Steelers/Ravens and Buccaneers/Panthers
alpine canyon
I want the panthers to win so bad, how fun would thay be lol
I have the Ravens winning if they remember they have Derek fucking Henry on their team
That's literally all they need to do to win
grim crater
And its inevitable for the steelers to finish 9-8
nova briar
Steelers go 9-8, ravens win the division
Panthers win and go to the playoffs and have to play the rams
which they did beat the rams earlier so
grim crater
Johnathan Gannon needs to go back to the impractical jokers
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alpine canyon
which they did beat the rams earlier so
God how funny would that be
nova briar
God how funny would that be
I would be ecstatic
grim crater
I think we'll get a Broncos vs Seahawks Super Bowl rematch
grim crater
He definitely tripped
nova briar
Zachariah fucking Charbonnet is running all over the defense geez
Why is our defense so painfully mid
nova briar
It’s joever, our defense is buns 🫠
nova briar
NUMBER 1 SEED BABY
I’m gonna hate watch you lose in the divisional round
But I think we can both agree: fuck the Rams
opal laurel
I’m gonna hate watch you lose in the divisional round
I respect the hatred
FUCK THE RAMS
nova briar
our defense is straight cheeks though, we deadass might lose in the wildcard just on that alone
nova briar
Yall might get lucky going against the NFC South
I lowkey feel like if we get the 6 seed, the rams will go against the NFC south
And they lost to both NFC south teams they played this year
(I take pride in the rams losing)
olive ravine
And they lost to both NFC south teams they played this year
They beat the bucs
And the saints too i believe
opal laurel
And lost to the Panthers and Falcons
grim crater
nova briar
They beat the bucs
True
grim crater
Philip Rivers becomes coach?
forest ferry
holy giants
alpine canyon
Out of town today so not likely and I'm not upset about it lol
Is Goff playing? He might die
grim crater
I'm gonna watch it, unless we get our butt's kicked
alpine canyon
Isn't every Olineman out?
grim crater
Thankfully if we win, we'll still get a fourth place schedule
wait do the bears have the tie breaker over the eagles?
for the two seed
So the Bears either need to win to get the two seed, or have the eagles lose/tie
but if they both lose, the bears have the edge (bears already beat eagles)
how tf did the falcons win
someone nerf cam little
he hit a 67 yard field goal
grim crater
Even though we missed the playoffs...
Winning season and a fourth place schedule for next year
olive ravine
Lions make the playoffs if they don't fall apart on Christmas btw
grim crater
yes but no
packers would've locked in today if the lions were still in contention
the only reason GB played like shit today is because they were resting their good players, as they would be the 7th seed no matter what
commies won
grim crater
aren't you a packers fan
forest ferry
raiders
alpine canyon
Feels nice to watch Sunday night football with no pressure
nova briar
Honestly if the 49ers lose in the wildcard I’m giving up and just becoming a jags fan /j
forest ferry
forty whiners
nova briar
we’re not as whiny as the cowboys fans
forest ferry
i was gonna say losing to the giants is pretty sad but i remember last week
alpine canyon
Imagine losing to the giants
nova briar
Who ever loses to the giants smh
grim crater
alpine canyon
Welcome back to the Detroit Lion, Aaron Glen! /s
opal laurel
forty whiners
alpine canyon
I fucking love traphousesports
I think of this video every time I see the 49ers
He's the reason I say Jared... MOTHERFUCKING GOFF
opal laurel
I fucking love traphousesports
He is HILARIOUS
His Antonio Brown song was sooo funny
RAVENS TOOK THE LEAD
What a play
alpine canyon
I am not joking before that play is said "touchdown right here"
alpine canyon
Holy what is happening
alpine canyon
My jaw is on the floor
Jackson may never make it to the super bowl
Does this mean Tomlin is safe?
The Ravens lose it just like the beginning of the season
Someone get Loop a therapist right now
A priest blessed the field and put holy water in the end zone that Loop missed the kick on
God hates the Baltimore Ravens
opal laurel
Super Bowl predictions?
alpine canyon
This is honestly a super hard pick
forest ferry
Super Bowl predictions?
im going chargers seahawks
opal laurel
im going chargers seahawks
YEEAAAHHHH
opal laurel
Who's your favorite team?
forest ferry
raider nation baby
opal laurel
raider nation baby
My condolences
nova briar
Super Bowl predictions?
I’m calling it: Steelers vs panthers Super Bowl
Trust me on this
alpine canyon
Final record after picking every game this season
opal laurel
Stefanski got booted out of Cleveland
alpine canyon
I swear if McDaniels doesnt become the lions OC....
alpine canyon
Super Bowl predictions?
My heart is saying josh Allen has to do it NOW, there is literally no better chance with Jackson and Mahomes not in his way for the first time like ever. I think logically the Seahawks make the most sense, their defense can be #1 when cooking and the offense can outscore just about anyone on here. But so many games can go either way. I think the Texans can make a deeper run than people expect. I have zero faith in the chargers to not fuck it up just like they always do lol. Eagles and 49ers are husks but the 49ers keep winning games. OR maybe Bryce Young shocks us all and turns into the 5'10" magician the Panthers thought he was.
I WANT the Panthers to do it because Holy shit how cool would that be, but I think Seahawks look the best, Bills second choice, Pats, Broncos, then Rams. This will change often before wildcard weekend lol
olive ravine
Texans seahawks my prediction with Texans winnijg
alpine canyon
Matt Ryan, president of football in beautiful Atlanta Georgia
grim crater
broncos seahawks rematch
grim crater
My heart is saying josh Allen has to do it NOW, there is literally no better cha...
but yes this too, allen has the EASIEST path now! no mahomes, no jackson, and no burrow
alpine canyon
I will honestly be shocked if the Broncos make it
grim crater
there are a few teams we can rule out already
opal laurel
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE BENGALS BRINGING BACK ZAC TAYLOR?!
alpine canyon
They're being very considerate and letting the NFL know we still dont have to take them seriously
grim crater
browns coach fired
alpine canyon
Carroll cashing in those retirement checks
grim crater
cardinals fired jonathan gannon
alpine canyon
Kliff Kingsbury looking to be a HC, I bet titans or giants
alpine canyon
We're free!!
grim crater
we still have Sheppard (who is controversial)
I personally think Sheppard is fine (especially for his first year), but that's not the general consensus.
alpine canyon
He's perfectly fine
I'm honestly shocked Harbaugh los his job before Tomlin and the bucs HC
grim crater
and taylor
grim crater
What even are the saints 😭
alpine canyon
Saints hitting the swim up bar in Cabo for weeks now
alpine canyon
@grim crater McDaniels fired from Miami, it really could happen!!!
alpine canyon
detroit i am BEGGING you to throw the bag at him
nova briar
What even are the saints 😭
What aren’t the saints?
grim crater
<@727109946298073168> McDaniels fired from Miami, it really could happen!!!
Please Brad Holmes I need this
My offense is kinda lacking
I live with Jared Goff, I wanna help him out
alpine canyon
literally all we need is an Oline and we're back
and injury protection
but an oline can be fixed, i still feel like the lions offense is a dream for any OC
grim crater
100%
grim crater
@alpine canyon what are your predictions for this weekend?
alpine canyon
football will be played
honestly so much COULD happen im at a loss but im very excited
grim crater
I have Rams, Bears, 49ers, Patriots, and Texans. I have no idea about Bills vs Jaguars
alpine canyon
gonna be a crazy postseason
all very reasonable picks
here ill just send my bracket
grim crater
Like this should be the Bills year, but the Jaguars look SO good
alpine canyon
alpine canyon
Like this should be the Bills year, but the Jaguars look SO good
bills have quietly regressed, at the worst possible time
this was their best chance
they can very easily be 1 and done
grim crater
honestly pretty similar to what I was thinking
also why are the packers favored on ESPN
is Jordan Love even going to be playing?
alpine canyon
no clue lol
even if he was they lost so many weapons
and that defence aint what it was at the start of the season
grim crater
the absence of Micah definitely shows
alpine canyon
i think no matter who wins that game they're out next game
MAYBE the bears pull it off and reach the confrence champ game
grim crater
Why eagles over 49ers?
alpine canyon
but either the eagles or 49ers will be tough
alpine canyon
Why eagles over 49ers?
i trust their defence more
alpine canyon
i think no matter who wins that game they're out next game
i say this as i put the bears over the eagles lol
alpine canyon
49ers defense exists
against the bears it was non existant lol
honestly the bears could beat the eagles and i wouldn't be too surprised
grim crater
thats true
49ers definitely have the better offense, although it was non-existent against seattle
alpine canyon
fair but that seattle defence when clicking is unreal
all SD needs to do is have like 2 big plays and they could win it all
alpine canyon
JSN man
grim crater
Sam Darnold is also good
Jared Goff could win the next 50 super bowls, and analysts would still call him mediocre
grim crater
Report: Detroit Lions Have Reached Out to Mike McDaniel https://share.google/Rg601dOlRt16i2uaD
grim crater
@alpine canyon If I may ask. Are you from Michigan?
grim crater
Rhode island
nova briar
Pleaseeee Fred Warner I need this
My linebacker group is kinda homeless
I live with Robert Saleh, I wanna help him out
(It’s not happening 😔)
opal laurel
alpine canyon
Happy playoffs everyone
grim crater
Yahoo
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I could also see the Jaguars making the super bowl
alpine canyon
they have a lot of momentum but idk if they've got the juice to go all the way
i will say they have a great run defense which may make a serious difference against some possible opponents
alpine canyon
oh bryce young what are you doing
forest ferry
the panthers are awful
alpine canyon
panthers turned it around but what a bummer way to lose that
way more of a fight than anyone expected
grim crater
yeah
alpine canyon
How the hell is this game the blow out?
grim crater
I have no idea
The other one should've been
Whoever wins this, I hope loses next week
alpine canyon
Bears got Honolulu flu on an insane level
alpine canyon
OK wait a minute
alpine canyon
WHAT THE FUCK
opal laurel
GREEN BAY WTF
alpine canyon
Craziest shit ive ever seen
opal laurel
December 2025-January 2026 NFL primetime football we will always remember you
nova briar
If the 49ers lose I’m becoming a bears fan for the rest of the season
grim crater
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forest ferry
this game is awful
forest ferry
this game is crazy
alpine canyon
Pick a side cranj!
Aint no way the bills pulled that off
Injured to hell i dont think they win another
grim crater
cam little shouldn't have missed the 54-yard kick earlier
grim crater
doesnt he eat crayons
forest ferry
yeah the red one
grim crater
what a fun little guy
opal laurel
Kittle.......
alpine canyon
Philly might burn tonight
They might actually kill their OC
The NFC divisional round is literally the NFC west
alpine canyon
Well I guess at least one of these games had to be a stinker
grim crater
Yeah
alpine canyon
Probably a defensive slug fest, which isnt the worst thing in the world
grim crater
Hopefully the Texans win
Pretty much whichever team Aaron Rodgers is on, my dad roots against
alpine canyon
i saw a fake post that Patullo got extended and I almost did a spit take
grim crater
CJ Stroud when it matters most
alpine canyon
CJ Stroud when it matters most
This just keeps being more true
God this steelers offense is poo poo
nova briar
The NFC divisional round is literally the NFC west
the NFC West plus the bears are there too ig
olive ravine
They were in it in the 1960s does that count
alpine canyon
so rodgers is 100% done right?
grim crater
maybe
opal laurel
grim crater
BRO
alpine canyon
Stepping down, not fired, interesting
Language is gonna be really interesting in the coming days
Zac Taylor the only remaining coach in the AFCN
How in the hell
grim crater
opal laurel
Kevin patullo fired
alpine canyon
there it is
grim crater
Stephen A Smith called Christian Kirk Charlie Kirk 😭
alpine canyon
goodness me everything is gonna look so different
alpine canyon
Stephen A Smith called Christian Kirk Charlie Kirk 😭
i saw that lol, insane
grim crater
opal laurel
grim crater
Chargers fired their OC
alpine canyon
there was a kid on tv who dragged patullo through the coals lol, i'm sure he's happy now
also jordan addison arrested??
the hell is going on
grim crater
nova briar
https://tenor.com/view/nfl-national-football-league-football-league-nfl-2022-cel...
Why does this exist 😭
grim crater
Why does this exist 😭
its a 2 in 1 gif
grim crater
alpine canyon
Looks like Harbaugh is pretty much set to join the giants
alpine canyon
It's offical, Harbaugh to the giants
grim crater
Yall mess with virtual measurement?
alpine canyon
If weve got the tech use it
Insane thay we were relying on some officials eyeballing it
grim crater
Josh Allen needa lock in 😭
grim crater
What a game!
alpine canyon
josh allen will never win a super bowl
he might never even make it there
100% loss was on him and those turnovers
should've never been in that situtation where he had to be a hero
grim crater
It was on him, but I was rooting for him. I really want him to be a ring, he deserves one.
alpine canyon
Well yeah, you gotta earn it
I'm speaking very literally lol
If you keep getting so close but can't do it, idk what to tell you
I love a good story and I love when people triumph, but at the end of the day this is a competition and the point is to win
If you can't do it, idk what to tell you
I love the bills and JA, but they just cannot do it
6 years now and they cannot do it
Sad to see
alpine canyon
Not even Jared Goff, my glorious king
(My one exception) jkjk
grim crater
He's Ryan Goffling
Are you watching the other game now
HOLY
Kickoff return??
Wow
opal laurel
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"The 49ers are trailing by 17 and it's only the first half they're definitely gonna lose"
Lions fans:
opal laurel
Bo nix broke his ankle
grim crater
What
opal laurel
He's out for the playoffs
grim crater
That's not good
alpine canyon
Bo nix broke his ankle
Holy shit
opal laurel
TAKE THIS BELT WHINERS
nova briar
honestly I’m surprised we’re not losing by worse
grim crater
Falcons are hiring stefanski
opal laurel
TUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@nova briar HOW'S THAT HATE WATCH GOING?!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA
nova briar
<@721529707069177956> HOW'S THAT HATE WATCH GOING?!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA
haven't watched since the second quarter
your ragebait does not affect me
nova briar
I hope you guys shit the bed in the super bowl and lose to the patriots of all teams
with love, a 49ers fan
nova briar
O…Kay? I’m well aware what the score is
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im still salty from the 2024 nfc championship
nova briar
https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-scoreboard-gif-14602694437700525215
Also, big talk coming from someone whose team didn’t even make the playoffs
nova briar
im still salty from the 2024 nfc championship
Yall THREW that game
alpine canyon
You cried harder than us lol
grim crater
then you proceeded to lose the big game
alpine canyon
We both ass dude
alpine canyon
honestly I’m surprised we’re not losing by worse
Whiners
opal laurel
with love, a 49ers fan
Enjoy Cancun
grim crater
im enjoying cancun, we get a cupcake schedule
nova briar
our schedule’s probably gonna be super shit next year
alpine canyon
our schedule’s probably gonna be super shit next year
WHINERS
alpine canyon
I don’t even know what team you root for
Hehehe
nova briar
Jauan Jennings is annoying lowkey
Talks a big game but doesn’t always deliver when we need him to
grim crater
what if instead of forty niners, it was forty guys, and they just touched each other
nova briar
what if instead of forty niners, it was forty guys, and they just touched each o...
I have great news for you: there’s 53 guys on a roster
nova briar
I got the joke, just didn’t find it funny
grim crater
fuck you
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im going to die in geometry dash and its all your fault
nova briar
The neat part about geometry dash is that you can retry the level as many times as you need until you beat it
opal laurel
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mac jones > brock purdy
nova briar
they both suck
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mac jones ate bananas though
nova briar
do you genuinely think Mac McCorckle Jones would have done much better than Brock
because I honestly think it would have been just as bad
but honestly the worst part was the defense
God our run defense is atrocious
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Philip rivers has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
nova briar
Philip rivers has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
which is...?
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Broncos
nova briar
No fucking shot 😭
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Who even is denvers backup
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Who?
nova briar
exactly
I have no fucking idea
I think he was on the raiders for a bit or something
Backing up Derek Carr
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The raiders suck
nova briar
The raiders suck
Breaking: local dude figures out the sky is blue /s
I don’t mean that rudely, it’s just that the raiders sucking is rather obvious
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I don’t mean that rudely, it’s just that the raiders sucking is rather obvious
I was just making a statement
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CJ Stroud when it matters most
opal laurel
Investigate CJ
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Why have the Texans not put in the guy with the neck yet?
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@alpine canyon who are you rooting for tonight? Chicago or LA?
alpine canyon
Giant meteor
grim crater
Wow
nova briar
caleb ALMOST did it
welp
time to ignore the rest of the playoffs because I don't care anymore
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Why is this the first image 😭
opal laurel
Bills fired sean mcdermott
nova briar
About damn time
alpine canyon
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opal laurel
Drew Petzing is the lions oc now
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who?
opal laurel
Cardinals coach that just got fired
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oh
opal laurel
Wait no
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no thats james murray
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are the lions fucked
opal laurel
Cardinals fans hated him
opal laurel
are the lions fucked
Maybe
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fuck
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well, uh, Jacoby Brissett was pretty good, right?
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@alpine canyon we're cooked
alpine canyon
Fucking WHO?
alpine canyon
My point stands
grim crater
which was
alpine canyon
That feels like such a no name hire
How the fuck did we not get McDaniels
He goes for an OC at another team ill be livid
alpine canyon
It doesnt make any sense
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In John Morton's defense, we were the only team to score 50+ points in a game this season, and he was coaching
alpine canyon
James murray
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Cardinals Coach, James Murray
forest ferry
college football championship tonight who do you guys have
alpine canyon
MCDC pissing me off rn
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Indiana
forest ferry
my glorious fernando
alpine canyon
What an unserious franchise
One of the best offenses ever to hit the field and we're gonna waste it 2 years in a row
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it would be funny if mr clean pops off, and we're all wrong
alpine canyon
How can we be so close to not being SOL and then doing this
alpine canyon
it would be funny if mr clean pops off, and we're all wrong
Ill will gladly eat my hat if I'm wrong, i really hope I am
But this feels like a joke
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apparently our new OC was one of Ben Johson's groomsman at his wedding
alpine canyon
did he steal some of his plays during the vows or something?
is there something im missing here?
apparently the hope is his playcalling works with 2 TEs and run game
someone said "expect St brown to run the ball more"
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Maybe, or maybe he's Ben's Johnson
alpine canyon
cause thats what we needed! st brown to RUN the ball more! thats his biggest strength!!!
my crash out will be generational
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what if we go 17-0
alpine canyon
i will buy $1,000 of whatever stock owns mr clean
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and you have to eat that guys jockstrap
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you have to listen to father of all for 24-hours straight
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8 hours
alpine canyon
deal
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alpine canyon
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have you watched breaking bad at all?
alpine canyon
love that show
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what about bcs?
alpine canyon
haven't done BCS yet, it's in the list
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would highly recommend, i personally like it more than breaking bad, but that might be recency bias
alpine canyon
roger that
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the general consesus is that it starts out slow, but i disagree
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Dolphins are hiring former Packers defensive coordinator Jeff Hafley as their head coach.
alpine canyon
I swear I'm taking crazy pills
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idk if anyones watching the college game, but im pretty sure trumps gonna be there 🙄
Trump and some little boys were at the game
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Did they boo him
alpine canyon
Amazing touchdown! Fernando Mendoza, pack your bags! You're going to the Las Vegas Football Raiders!!
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My friend is low key a dumbass 😭
opal laurel
Titans gonna hire robert saleh
alpine canyon
honestly, rad for them
alpine canyon
stafford
alpine canyon
I fucking love Baker
opal laurel
DON'T RUN STEFANSKI
nova briar
Baker is so hard to hate
opal laurel
Mike McDaniel is the new chargers oc
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Mike McDaniel is expected to become the Chargers OC
alpine canyon
I am beside myself
Welp, Detroit, back to the basement
Great 3ish years
You thought watching Barry and Calvin walk was tough? Now watch an entire offense of all pros walk!
Fucking joke
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im pretty sure he is
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alpine canyon
It'll be a cold day in hell when I acknowledge anything a Cardinals fan has to say
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Dan Skipper is retiring 🙁
alpine canyon
long time coming
great guy and i wish him the best
that TD against the bills was peak
alpine canyon
https://www.reddit.com/r/detroitlions/s/9RPRB5uI9E
i have read this now and recant my statment, very well put together
opal laurel
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I'm a newer football fan, and for the longest time I thought Jason Kelce was a QB
Today I found out he was not
Like I knew he was a center
But I thought he played QB as well
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The first super bowl I remember watching was Rams Bengals
alpine canyon
i first remember colts bears
hester with the kick off TD return
little chicago know that would be as good as it gets for a while lol
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The first super bowl my dad watched was Miami vs Washington (1973)
olive ravine
I specifically remember the Broncos Seahawks game
That was the first I can remember
I think Ive watched every year since sb51
opal laurel
Steelers gonna hire Mike McCarthy to be their HC
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Trump tells The Post he’s skipping the Super Bowl, slams halftime performers Bad Bunny and Green Day: ‘I’m anti-them’
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Denver got a touch down
forest ferry
DRAKE “DRAKE MAYE” MAYE
opal laurel
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
alpine canyon
Drake maye made a super bowl before josh allen
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Seattle lock in
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Squawk
opal laurel
WE'RE GOING TO THE MOTHERFUCKING SUPER BOWL
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Sam Darnold is so humble
alpine canyon
Sam Darnold is going to a super bowl before Lamar Jackson AND Josh Allen
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Why the hell did Minnesota get rid of him
alpine canyon
with JA anyone will be pretty good
My big question is around the culture. You get rid of your HC to promote your OC when you claimed it was a culture issue? Why keep that coaching staff/GM then?
Aside from that, Joe Brady is a nasty offensive mind and the bills offense is their biggest strong suit, so this just keeps them in contention
the hell are they gonna do about that defense, that's my question
alpine canyon
Todd Monken will be the new HC in beautiful Cleveland OH
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Ravens finna go 5-12 😭
forest ferry
SKATTEBOOOOOM HES RECOVERED
alpine canyon
Vikings fired their GM
opal laurel
Seahawks going up for sale after the super bowl
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Apparently Epstein got NYG Owner, Steve Tisch in contant with multiple woman
alpine canyon
Klint Kubiak is pretty much 100% looking like the next raiders HC
im sorry but it's insane that he's taking interviews and basically signing a deal when he's got a superbowl to coordinate in a week
that shouldn't be allowed
grim crater
Man they some dookie teams
forest ferry
Klint Kubiak is pretty much 100% looking like the next raiders HC
i’d be totally fine with this
nova briar
The worst part is that they called him a ‘star’
grim crater
Lmao
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https://youtube.com/shorts/XKDJrhXxvnE?si=CF6emPyQkjht1GMh
Bro he fell off so hard 😭
Use to love his content until he started making fun of ICE victims
alpine canyon
Woof didnt know that, unlucky
nova briar
Use to love his content until he started making fun of ICE victims
He’s a conservative hack on Facebook too
What a dick
grim crater
Like I didn't mind when he made light fun of both sides
but now he's just gone full maga
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What!?!
alpine canyon
bonkers to make this a divisional game as well
it's gotta be week 1, when else could you possible do it
grim crater
ye
opal laurel
LET'S FUCKING DO THIS
opal laurel
ONE MORE QUARTER
nova briar
This game was honestly pretty lame to watch as a viewer who doesn’t care
Congrats Seahawks
yall earned it
alpine canyon
Insane to put them at 7 when they missed the playoffs
But also many playoff teams and even super bowl teams looked pedestrian
So maybe this shit is harder than we think
Go lions
opal laurel
THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!! 💙 💚
opal laurel
Lmk when the lions do sumn
alpine canyon
OK build the statue for darnold
opal laurel
Bet
nova briar
<@183424843004248065> ESPN Power Rankings
Where are the Niners
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Number six
nova briar
Damn
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I swear, Goff could pass for 6,000 yds and have a 90% cmp rate, and people would still call him mediocre
alpine canyon
He needs to win the big game
Look at everyone is suddenly in love with darnold
A trophy will heal a lot of wounds
grim crater
In my defense, people glaze Dak Prescott, and he's statistically worse than Goff
alpine canyon
oh no im with you
i dont hate dak i think hes actually a very good qb
but yeah idk how people look at him so fondly over goff
opal laurel
YESSIR
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why an anzalone having a breakdown on twitter
alpine canyon
Cause he's leaving the team and has been a moody social media whiner for a while now
forest ferry
stop i love anzalone
alpine canyon
I do as well but he push my buttons lol
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Cause he's leaving the team and has been a moody social media whiner for a while...
Hes leaving?
alpine canyon
All signs are pointing that way imho
alpine canyon
he does love glen
assuming he's still the coach there lol
most likely will be, even the jets wouldn't cut a guy after 1 tank season
unless...
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Vikings receiver Rondale Moore found dead at 25 - The Athletic https://share.google/zGVYZFzQNXVbJJLrG
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The Lions have a game in Munich, Germany this season
alpine canyon
Way to piss away your career to take revenge, hope it felt great bud
Also john Morton got his old job in Denver back
So basically a huge waste of a year
alpine canyon
Lions get a 4th. 7th, and an OLine man
I hate to see him go but the more I read the better this looks for both teams, sad he's gone but man what a time with him and gibbs
alpine canyon
he deserves to be a RB1 on like every team, just not ours
but i also think the texans suck and he's gonna get destroyed with their oline lol
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We've now released Graham Glasgow
alpine canyon
Aye some good news!
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hopefully we are freeing up space for Maxx Crosby
but idk if I can trust Brad Holmes
alpine canyon
Very very unlikely Crosby comes to Detroit
Holmes is why we're any good, he's hit multiple draft dingers so we shall see
alpine canyon
Bears pro-bowl centered retired at 27. Where have I heard that one before...
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Frank Ragnow 😢
alpine canyon
Wow do you think McDuffie is getting traded?
HOLY draft haul for the chiefs
Is mcduffie that good???
alpine canyon
I still feel like we got at least a little something for Monty all things considered, but this feels bonkers
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alpine canyon
Diggs is out of NE
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Wild
Here is who I think wins each division next season
AFC North: Bengals...?
AFC South: Jaguars
AFC East: Bills
AFC West: Broncos, maybe Chargers
NFC North: Lions
NFC South: Saints
NFC East: Eagles, maybe Cowboys
NFC West: Rams
My reason for Saints is the favored schedule, cupcake division, and Tyler Shough going 5-4
@alpine canyon Thoughts?
alpine canyon
Bengals no shot, their defense just keeps looking worse, and the moment burrow is injured they have 0 shit
AFC east could back to bills but pats repeat wouldn't surprise me
Nfc south is a comedy club, go panthers
Rams at the moment could be NFC champs
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Only said Bengals cause all the other teams somehow look worse imo
alpine canyon
Ravens should have a clear path back to top form inho
Steelers honestly can't even be counted out
That whole division is a mess
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Aaron Rodgers complained about the FBI guy partying with the US hockey team. He was not happy that the FBI guy was partying
alpine canyon
DJ Moore to the Bills, an actual WR has made it to Buffalo
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opal laurel
Raiders releasing Geno Smith
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Taylor Decker is leaving the lions
Its been real 2016-2026 o7
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Bengals could've won the division at 7-10
opal laurel
Ravens got Crosby
alpine canyon
That is huge for Baltimore holy
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brad holmes freed up all that space for nothing
alpine canyon
He was never going to the lions
Also would've been an insane overreach when our Oline is currently 1 man
alpine canyon
Also pour one out for Joe burrow who now has to deal with watt, garret, and now Crosby twice a year
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joe burrow finna die 😭
alpine canyon
is the guy we got from houston any good?
Everything I'm seeing is he's a depth piece, not exactly a difference maker
alpine canyon
But also I'd love to see the lions actually get someone, feels like we're just losing people
rain eagle
So like
Do we have to watch the German American football league until the draft or something
rain eagle
Why are we getting rid of K9 and Shaheed 💔
alpine canyon
Great question!
With free agency starting tomorrow I think everyone here would benefit from this video perna just put up
Talks specifically about Seahawks and other big FA moves and why teams prefer to make quieter, positional moves
rain eagle
https://youtu.be/9_J8LrIiP6g?si=x23oqqlgsvbQ2zHl
Thanks
This sport still so confusing to me but I understand the sport part of it at least
opal laurel
Why are we getting rid of K9 and Shaheed 💔
It hurts bro
rain eagle
Forget about title defence can we js beat the niners
nova briar
Forget about title defence can we js beat the niners
Naur
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Dolphins released Tua with a post-June 1 designation
rain eagle
Tua Turntheballova legacy is on the line
opal laurel
Minkah to the jets
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Green Bay Cowboys
alpine canyon
K9 to the chiefs
alpine canyon
lions lose robertson and anzalone BUT we got Cade Mays, second best center available and WAYYYY cheaper than Linerbaum
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Alex Anzalone: Lions --> Buccaneers
Cade Mays: Panthers --> Lions
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lions lose robertson and anzalone BUT we got Cade Mays, second best center avail...
Honestly thought Anzalone would've gone to New York
Amik Robertson: Lions --> Commanders
alpine canyon
He loves Glen but this means he gets to go home to Florida so I fully get it
Man our defense is gonna be EMPTY this year lol
We are the NFC Bengals
grim crater
Yikes
Outside of Hutch and Jack Campbell, who is good on our defense
Cause branch is still injured, right
And idk what's going on with terrion Arnold
And isn't Kerby Joseph also injured
alpine canyon
yes yes and yes
we can very easily draft a serviceable OLine man and the offense will be in tip top shape, but man idk what to do about the defense
rain eagle
Malik Willis to Miami, love that
That’s a cool trade
Willis is a great player and the dolphins need someone like that
alpine canyon
damn and mike evans out of tampa, he really doesn't want to play under bowles lol