terraria-switch

[dry verge]

Nobody knows

[stable kite]

i mean i have nothing against it, in my opinion they can bring more updates

[obsidian forge]

It will come out in 7 hours i think

[round drift]

Fk

[dusky shoal]

Tbh i expected more bosses but i love bullet hells and the hollow needed morw content so its fine

[round drift]

And

Princess

?

[stable kite]

i am really hyped for the master mode i just finsihed my expert ranger world

[round drift]

The npc

[dry verge]

Especially because empress of light becomes true bullet hell - or in this case heaven - when you fight her during the day

[dusky shoal]

They should add more ocean stuff

[ivory dew]

Wait you actually need a copper short sword for the zenith

HAHDAHHDDHAHAHAHA

[honest valley]

guys is it out yet? 😛 haha

[dry verge]

insert laughter here

[stable kite]

nope

[honest valley]

sarcasm go whoosh lol

[ivory dew]

If one more person seriously asks if it’s out yet imma punch someone

[dry verge]

vroom

[stable kite]

oh lol

[dusky shoal]

Where did my boy primso go

[stable kite]

i'm in my mums car brumm brumm

[dry verge]

ok

[delicate quiver]

Is it out yet

[stable kite]

lol

[dry verge]

Choose your weapon

[honest valley]

Falcon PUNCH

[delicate quiver]

Lol

yo does consoles will ever get mods

[ivory dew]

Rubber chicken

I want them to feel pain

Mentally

[dry verge]

I expected a gun or something

[onyx grove]

I now have 144 goodie bags, ty for the suggestion 🥺

[honest valley]

outside of cfw don't count on it

[ivory dew]

Nah those are expensive

[dry verge]

Now duplicate the 144 goodie bags

[onyx grove]

Yeah LMAO

[delicate quiver]

what did u do

[onyx grove]

I duplicated it xD

[ivory dew]

Wtf is journey mode?

[dry verge]

And now

[honest valley]

and then those 288

[delicate quiver]

gl opening

[dry verge]

Duplicate the 288

And then the 576

And then you'll have a guaranteed unlucky yarn

[onyx grove]

This is so silly x3

[honest valley]

but really i found goodie bags dropped like candy lol

[dry verge]

Also open them on a new character

[ivory dew]

Is journey mode like a god/creative mode???

[dry verge]

I guess

Sorta

Not really

You still have to collect stuff and won't have all of it unlocked instantly

[ivory dew]

Yeah Ik but what’s so special about it

[dry verge]

G o d m o d e

N o m o r e d y i n g

[ivory dew]

Oh

[atomic anchor]

Anyone know when 1.4 drops?

[honest valley]

no dying really ruins the fun

[ivory dew]

Ok pass me the chicken

[dry verge]

Here you go

[pliant panther]

1.4 today

[dry verge]

Yes

[ivory dew]

Ikr?liek I’d rather habe items handed to me and be able to die not just in Invincible but poor

[dry verge]

Yeah no more losing coins :(

No more donating to the zombies who killed you

[pliant panther]

true

honestly losing coins would be a neat thing to be able to disable on its own (i still enjoy the fun of raging to the fact you just lost half of your over 999 platinum (also i haven't even had 100 platinum before just a quick fact))

[dry verge]

What about losing all your items

Or even your character

[south forge]

If it doesn’t get delayed so the devs can focus more on the mobile version than consoles

[pliant panther]

mediumcore is dumb

and hardcore is basically don't starve before we had the don't starve crossover

[onyx grove]

Got the yarn!

Ty very much 🥺

[dry verge]

No problem

I guess

Idk I didn't really help that much

[viscid falcon]

is it out now

[dry verge]

Not yet

[viscid falcon]

smh literally for some it’s already the 5th

[south forge]

Delayed until 2099

[regal perch]

They're located in the states what's your point?

[proper marsh]

thought y’all said it was dropping at 7 am😭

[pliant panther]

relogic is based in indiana

[nimble oxide]

what time dose it release?

[regal perch]

Nobody knows

[proper marsh]

:/

[viscid falcon]

nobody has mentioned anything

[proper marsh]

i got 3 times

all est

7 am

10 am

and 12 pm

[regal perch]

Nobody knows my guy

[pliant panther]

est gang will overthrow the rest of the time zones

[sterile wolf]

^^^

[honest valley]

2 of those 3 people are dumb

[pure merlin]

yea

[proper marsh]

💀💀

[regal perch]

East coast is stronger than time itself!

[proper marsh]

TRUE

[honest valley]

going based on the past best estimate is either 12pm EST or 8pm EST

[viscid falcon]

imagine having a number in your time zone that’s not 0

smh

[pure merlin]

12pm

EST

makes sense

[pliant panther]

if relogic is based in indiana then it's est so that does make a lot of sense

[regal perch]

It probably won't be exactly noon

[proper marsh]

i really didn’t want to wait 5 hours

sigh

[onyx grove]

Ooh I got a bat hook too

[proper marsh]

i have nothing to do

[regal perch]

Sleep.

[proper marsh]

can’t

just woke up

[honest valley]

you already waited over a year it won't kill you and there are literally thousands of other switch games

[proper marsh]

and i only have a couple

played them all and got bored

[regal perch]

Read a book idk

[proper marsh]

bet

[dry verge]

Watch television

[honest valley]

plenty of f2p games as well hell warframe would kill 5 hours easily

[dry verge]

Or youtube

[pliant panther]

i'm watching yt rn so i won't get bored

[regal perch]

500*

[dry verge]

Or start preparing for 1.4 like I and many other people did (hopefully)

[proper marsh]

you guys don’t understand.

[honest valley]

i mean i wasn't trying to give my hours played haha

[proper marsh]

i can’t watch YouTube anymore.

[rough phoenix]

iS iT oUt yEt??

[dry verge]

Warframe is cool B)

[pliant panther]

exactly what i did

[proper marsh]

i have 9999 hours on it.

[regal perch]

True haha

[rough phoenix]

seems like a you problems

[honest valley]

sun wukong ftw

[violet cove]

when will 1.4 be out?

[proper marsh]

never

[abstract glade]

idk

[regal perch]

And? I spend most of my day on YouTube

[violet cove]

ok

[honest valley]

watch the witcher

[proper marsh]

i feel like i wasted my life on it lol

[pliant panther]

most of my day is spent doing things with youtube in the background

[rough phoenix]

bro i literally have 10,673 hours

[dry verge]

I never used Wukong

[honest valley]

technically everything is life is a waste

[regal perch]

Who cares?

[proper marsh]

i could be doing something more productive

like playing terraria 1.4

[regal perch]

I have definitely over 10k hours easy

[honest valley]

my wukong is op and can easily beat even the hardest index solo

[olive harness]

Anyone wanna help me discover my world? Iv got a really new account and i keep dying as soon as i go into a different biome

[proper marsh]

sure

[dry verge]

So does my kuva zarr

[proper marsh]

i’ll add you

[olive harness]

Ok

[pliant panther]

sure, nice way to kill some time unless i disconnect 500 times

[dry verge]

Too bad I never prepared my NPCs for 1.4

Since yknow

[regal perch]

Good luck!

[dry verge]

Different biomes

[regal perch]

G O L F

[honest valley]

nah me and my clone both have kohms and lesion

[proper marsh]

do you mind that i already beat the game?

i won’t kill any bosses cause that’ll take away your fun

[dry verge]

ok

[olive harness]

Not at all

[honest valley]

its funny joining with other people i have 100+ kills while they have like 5 as they are like holy shit haha

[proper marsh]

alright well the friend request has been sent

[olive harness]

Im fine with that. Its a new account and i dont want hogh level loot too quickly so you can kill bosses and take the loot from them

[proper marsh]

if you say so 😈

[dry verge]

I mean hey, that combo is really strong

[hasty pewter]

what time does it come out

[honest valley]

especially with a clone using the same thing lol

[proper marsh]

probably around 12-8 pm

[hasty pewter]

what time is it for u

[honest valley]

this chat really needs a bot that repeats every 5 min no its not out yet it will be out SOON

[pliant panther]

idk if you're ok with me joining or not bc you never said anything to my response saying "sure" and stuff

[olive harness]

Sorry yeah you can join

[urban tiger]

When update?

[pliant panther]

alr thanks for letting me know

[dry verge]

When update drops

Obviously

[delicate quiver]

What time does 1.4 get released

[urban tiger]

No shit

[candid echo]

This is funny

[dry verge]

Nobody knows

[somber tiger]

I hope soon

[honest valley]

just realized they added some new dev armor sets. back to the grind and hope i can get them legit

[somber tiger]

Rlly want to play

[nimble oxide]

1.4

[dry verge]

I just farmed the moon lord since he's easy as hell for me now

Even expert's pretty easy

And no I didn't cheese

[pliant panther]

i feel like someone out there already has everything for the zenith

[nimble oxide]

goodbye stupid introduced switch version with its game-breaking bugs

[violet cove]

i do

[tacit silo]

Me

[candid echo]

I prepared the swords for Zenith lol

[regal perch]

He's definitely not easy

Thats cap imo

[honest valley]

problem with him (unless you have the medallion) is having to do the pillars over and over

[dry verge]

Yeah but

I just used the item which insta spawns him

[honest valley]

he is easy after the first time and you get the new gear

[dry verge]

Mostly

[rotund token]

hello switchos

good luck on 1.4

its gonna be wack

[honest valley]

i just fought the twins for the bags since they are much quicker lol

[candid echo]

I have 2 stacks of 999 Moon Lord bags

[dry verge]

Eh, moon lord is what i consider fun honestly

[wild kindle]

15pm utc maybe

[pliant panther]

i normally die on twins on phase 2 of spazmatism because of all the charging

[honest valley]

and seizure inducing hahaha really tires out your eyes with all the flashing and shit after awhile

[dry verge]

Yeah that sucks i guess

[honest valley]

you have to be constantly moving atleast thats how i play lol

[rotund token]

hey so how is it on switch

never played

can you guys tell me how its like

[pliant panther]

it isn't out yet sadly

[honest valley]

just saying id rather not have to deal with all the flashing constantly lol not saying i have seizures

[rotund token]

no like

the current version of terraria switch

[pliant panther]

oh its good

[rotund token]

how is it to play terraria on switch

[candid echo]

Using ROD is hard

On switch

[dry verge]

Yeah i get what you mean
I'd rather farm the twins too if they weren't so easy

Betsy's bow destroys everything

With vortex armor

[honest valley]

easy means quick bags which is the goal lol i already have all the moon lord items

[somber tiger]

Guys it should come out in around 5 hours

[candid echo]

Why not farm Destroyer? Easiest mech boss

[pliant panther]

^^^

[honest valley]

also the one that can murder you the quickest as well if he sneaks up on you

[candid echo]

Just pay attention

[pliant panther]

i beat destroyer first try normally meanwhile there's the twins and skeletron prime who easily destroy me

[stable kite]

destroyer with daedulus stormbow and holy arrow is a joke

[honest valley]

pay attention to the worm that you cant see lol

[honest valley]

he can get your wrapped in the center of him with no escape

[candid echo]

Just get

[pliant panther]

just use piercing weapons and daedalus stormbow

[candid echo]

Go- rod

[vale mango]

Is the update out?

[candid echo]

No

[dry verge]

Just tp outta there ez B)

[candid echo]

5ish hours

[honest valley]

or i can just keep doing twins lol really no point fighting him already have his items too lol

[vale mango]

2 pm est?

No 12 pm I meant

[candid echo]

That's what they're saying

Idk

[naive fractal]

idk where news came from

[honest valley]

12pm is ONLY an estimate

[delicate quiver]

Who said 5 hours

Like I'm in Ireland it's 12:47 rn daytime so what time for me

[candid echo]

Am or pm?

[dry spade]

It may come out on 6pm

[hollow oasis]

well at least i have school for something to do while waiting for it to come out

[honest valley]

can't wait for it to come out simply so people will shut up about it coming out lol

[dry spade]

Chippy says that Nintendo update around that time

[delicate quiver]

Everyone it’s coming out at 7.68828291Am

[candid echo]

Lawn mower OP change my mind

[dry spade]

I just finished my college

[delicate quiver]

Shut up we don’t know when it’s coming out

[dry spade]

On the bus to go home rn

[hollow oasis]

bro i haven’t even left my house yet

[candid echo]

Y'all ready to grind Terraprisma

[dry spade]

Ah that's cringe

[hollow oasis]

no

[cloud radish]

Yeah we do, today

[hollow oasis]

i’m not doing summoner until 1.4.1

[dry spade]

6pm maybe

[delicate quiver]

Terraria prisma easy

[cloud radish]

Sam pfp cringe

[delicate quiver]

🤣

[dry spade]

I'm more of a melee player.

[delicate quiver]

I'm melee and ranger

[dry spade]

Never too big on range or magic

[honest valley]

mostly Necro but I also have a melee set

[candid echo]

^^^

[hollow oasis]

username “angel of death” edgy much

[dry spade]

Who cares about pfp or users.

[delicate quiver]

?

[cloud radish]

At least I aint simping for a 3d image of a virtual assistant

[dry spade]

Just let anyone choose what they want.

Like who cares

[honest valley]

jerry jerry jerry

[candid echo]

I was going to type what you typed but you got it first

[delicate quiver]

Ahhh ok cool

[delicate quiver]

Yeah but time wise no

[hollow oasis]

not even simping my friend made an amusing image of sam choking sasuke

[delicate quiver]

Sus

[cloud radish]

Failing to see what's so amusing

[dry spade]

Who cares.

[dim mountain]

Woah

[dry spade]

Literally no one cares about pfp

[honest valley]

let me just grab my popcorn

🍿

[hollow oasis]

yeah broskis literally the quiet kid

[delicate quiver]

Everyone's is very different to eachother

[honest valley]

insecure people have to belittle others to feel good about themselves but anyway moving on

[candid echo]

Ice rod, more like rod rod

[dry verge]

Rod on a stick

[candid echo]

Yes

Extendo rod

[honest valley]

jalapeno...on a stick

[torpid orchid]

Guys what happen with the update of terraria is it not today?

[honest valley]

no update was cancelled

[delicate quiver]

update was cancelled

Yoo I'm downloading 1.4

It's out for me

the nintendo switch that was used for testing exploded bc of the new wind

[candid echo]

Y'all are behind, I'm already downloading 1.8

[violet cove]

wait it was cancelled?????

[delicate quiver]

yes

[honest valley]

yeah too many bugs so they are delaying for another year

[delicate quiver]

They said 1.4 isn't coming out so it's coming 2023

[violet cove]

no fucking way

[delicate quiver]

They said switch players are children

the waving trees caused the switch used for testing to explode over at dr

[honest valley]

🤣

[pliant panther]

yo guys i'm downloading switch update 1.0.8, the lost patch that never got released

[delicate quiver]

Switch can't handle indie graphics so they have to delay and turn down the resolution

they degraded the graphics to 8 bit

[dry verge]

Nah, they're lying, 1.4 will not be delayed.

[dry verge]

Instead it will never come out

[candid echo]

The hidden patch

[dry verge]

[delicate quiver]

and monochrome colors only

1.4 is never coming out

terraria got cancelled

no more

go home

We stuck in buggy 1.3!!!

[honest valley]

funny thing is the cpu is actually the bottleneck

[delicate quiver]

yes

terraria is over

[somber tiger]

5 hours

[delicate quiver]

all copies of terraria will fizzle away in 24 hours from now

Liar

10 pm?

10 am

[violet cove]

are all fucking with me or?

[delicate quiver]

It's not coming out 10 am

[somber tiger]

Well idk where you live

[delicate quiver]

it's @ 100pamm

[dry verge]

All of these people are stupid, 1.4 was cancelled

[delicate quiver]

trust me

[dry verge]

[honest valley]

well after seeing it about 999999999999999999999999999 times now what do you think lol

[somber tiger]

ITS COMING OUT IN 5 HOURS

[candid echo]

Oui

[honest valley]

maybe

[delicate quiver]

TERRARIA IS CANCELLED

[somber tiger]

No it isn't

[delicate quiver]

Man yall evil mf🤣

[somber tiger]

Be patient

[delicate quiver]

I bought this game on switch day 1 for 30 dollars

[dry verge]

Reject terraria return to angry birds

No more terraria

[delicate quiver]

Do you think I'll get a refund

[pliant panther]

this guy has a point

[delicate quiver]

actually fr

angri bord for switch when

[torpid orchid]

Im very confuse now about if the update is comming or not

[delicate quiver]

with ray tracing btw

[low mesa]

It is

[dry verge]

sensitive flying animal

[delicate quiver]

its coming

[mighty oak]

it isn't

[delicate quiver]

it is coming 2023

[violet cove]

I want an angry birds terraria mod

[honest valley]

yes its coming no we don't know the time

[torpid orchid]

Ok

[low mesa]

Cenx confirmed last night in #general-chat that it’s coming out today

[honest valley]

this is what happens when i make a joke haha

[dry verge]

Yeah we're all just joking

[honest valley]

panic pure panic

[violet cove]

Isnt he a dev?

[pliant panther]

she* and yes

[low mesa]

Yea she’s a dev

[delicate quiver]

What time

[violet cove]

Oh sorry she

[delicate quiver]

What time pacific

[mighty oak]

Nobody knows the time we only know its today

[low mesa]

Oh lmao

[delicate quiver]

Pacific time when

[candid echo]

I'm still waiting for Pokémon Arceus

[ripe torrent]

No time lol, we just have to wait.

[pliant panther]

what time in [insert address here with zip code and everything]

[cedar juniper]

that's in about a month lol, this is today

pet the perfect boi

[delicate quiver]

easy fix

[pliant panther]

i want the eoc master mode pet

[delicate quiver]

just change your time zone to one that is already passed the entire day

so it's jan 5th there

download the update

[candid echo]

How do you summon Queen Slime again?

[low mesa]

Fyi take a picture of your controls

[delicate quiver]

that is not how it works

[dry verge]

Wait, that's illegal

[delicate quiver]

How they gonna show off 1.4 shit on the switch news stuff but not have 1.4 out like

that is exactly how it works

[pliant panther]

LOL true

[ripe torrent]

It's January 5th now (Australia) and there's still no update.

[honest valley]

it literally wouldn't work but not illegal

[delicate quiver]

He has the zenith 😢 😭

[fresh briar]

Is the uppdate out?

[low mesa]

I

no

[quasi crown]

Nope not yet

[delicate quiver]

yesn't

No

[dry verge]

Master chief does not approve

[delicate quiver]

The update comes out tomorrow

It's delayed because of the slowdown of the terraria servers on switch

[limber wasp]

January 4th for me

[pliant panther]

and btw tomorrow it'll be announced that the update is coming out the day after

[delicate quiver]

[fresh briar]

Nooo

[delicate quiver]

this discord is actually filled with children my god

[limber wasp]

what update?

[honest valley]

I prefer the arbiter myself lol

[delicate quiver]

1.4

[candid echo]

Master Chief uses Zenergy Sword

[fresh briar]

Haha yes

[limber wasp]

tmodloader?

[dry verge]

What no
Journey's fart

[delicate quiver]

Are you dumb

[limber wasp]

wha

[pliant panther]

journey's end on switch

[low mesa]

I mean what did you expect. This is the Terraria discord. A game that children play

[fresh briar]

XD i was so hyped on this uppdate

[limber wasp]

oh shit

[delicate quiver]

really fucking gullible children as well

[delicate quiver]

True

[low mesa]

Lmao fr though

[delicate quiver]

is it delayed??

[honest valley]

really inaccurate to say just like people saying nintendo is only for kids

[fresh briar]

True XD

[pliant panther]

some of them MAY be playing along but i honestly doubt it

[low mesa]

hey the update is coming out out on the 6th now

[dry verge]

We're making fun of them

So join us

[signal comet]

terraria

[delicate quiver]

Stop bullshitting

Kids losing their shit after being told santa the hedgehog will be the next character in terraria

[candid echo]

Someone wanna play?

[pliant panther]

LMAO

[low mesa]

Bruh

it’s clearly a joke

[dry verge]

Santa believers rise

[ripe torrent]

Okay I'm going to go to bed and just prey to the holy spirit or somethin, hopefully the update is out when I wake up.

Okay bye y'all

[fresh briar]

Sorry but also alot off adults are playing this game on switch and other platforms

[honest valley]

that reminds me some people are suprised that santa dies after the christmas event

[dry verge]

Top ten tragic deaths

[delicate quiver]

I laughed

[low mesa]

no shit. I’m just saying a lot of kids play Terraria

[upper cliff]

I remember a kid when I was in first grade who wouldn’t stop talking about terraria and would imitate the boss spawn sound constantly

[pliant panther]

they probably expect him to just magically leave

[signal comet]

oh yeah i forgot about santa death

[honest valley]

same could be said of adults too lol

[dry verge]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[delicate quiver]

Is the update out

[fresh briar]

Well you let it sound like its a game that only kids play

[honest valley]

i guarantee there are as many adults as kids here lol

[delicate quiver]

Shut up

Please

No

It's not

[low mesa]

I’m not trying to make it sound like that sorry

[dry verge]

It will never come out

[delicate quiver]

HOW ABOUT TURN ON YOUR SWITCH AND FIND OUT

[honest valley]

or to be able to keep him

[signal comet]

Is the update out

[delicate quiver]

It's being delayed guys!

[dry verge]

Yeah!

[delicate quiver]

I'm trying to but it's chargi

[dry verge]

Its being delayed!

[compact sorrel]

Not yet

[delicate quiver]

It comes out next week due to the slow servers!

[dry verge]

1.4 in 2077

[pliant panther]

guys! the update has been delayed for 389 weeks!

[delicate quiver]

Ever heard of a dock

It's being delayed!!

Everyone listen!

[low mesa]

The update is now being released on the 6th

[delicate quiver]

I don't really use it

[hollow gazelle]

Jepic

[delicate quiver]

Virgin

Wha

It's being delayed everyone

[compact sorrel]

You should

[fresh briar]

Ok and sorry for sounding a little bit stupid 😅

[delicate quiver]

If I wasn't that would be worrying

[pliant panther]

my dock is in my basement and i don't wanna go down there

[dry verge]

No wtf! It's coming out in 8261828!!

[signal comet]

i enjoy using the switch dock

[honest valley]

eh I never touch my dock either I got my switch for portable gaming id use a ps or xbox if i wanted to be locked to a tv

[delicate quiver]

The next update comes out when people stop asking if it's out

[low mesa]

I know lots of adults play terraria too. I’m just saying lots of kids play it cause that would explain why thiers a ton on this server

[signal comet]

Is the update out

[compact sorrel]

Noooo its coming out in 4747473738485757463737384947464636!!!

[delicate quiver]

play a kino game while you wait called neo the world ends with you

It's gonna get delayed because slow WiFi due to people saying shit

[tough pier]

is it on yet

[compact sorrel]

Not YET

[low mesa]

nah your fine @fresh briar

[woven veldt]

Is there a way to turn my boss hp bar on?

[dry verge]

Oh right!

[signal comet]

woohoo

[dry verge]

Sorry I was wrong guys!!!

[delicate quiver]

Hi nia

[tough pier]

Hi

[fresh briar]

Yea thats true

[delicate quiver]

Also

[oblique sluice]

Man this is getting toxic.

[delicate quiver]

Mario will be removed from switch terraria

[honest valley]

getting?

[delicate quiver]

Due to conflict with nintendo

[tough pier]

It's so rare to see someone else who knows xenoblade

[fresh briar]

Ok

[dry verge]

NOOOOOOO :(

[signal comet]

yo xenoblade

[woven veldt]

Looks like im waiting for the end of all reality for the new update

[bright perch]

It still not out isn’t it?

[dry verge]

Mario was my favorite marvel superhero :((

[delicate quiver]

It's out

[compact sorrel]

Ok we should stop before some 9 year old thinks 1.4 comes out in. The year 47473848574746362u

[tough pier]

Check it

[delicate quiver]

Go download!

[pliant panther]

it's honestly funny that terraria was released on nintendo platforms while redigit actually made a mario fangame that got taken down by nintendo

[signal comet]

nice

[delicate quiver]

Bitch

[bright perch]

Yoo

[delicate quiver]

xenoblade is fairly popular, its just this is a really young server that wouldnt know about it

[candid echo]

1.5 looks so cool

[honest valley]

most people know xenoblade 2 most people just hate how weeb it is and the lack of clothes

[woven veldt]

You lied to me

[delicate quiver]

have you ever played it

Half of the people here play roblox and still eat fucking Gerber baby cereal

[honest valley]

uh yeah and outside of the Final Fantasy boosses and the few blades with clothes I didn't like it

[dry verge]

I drink milk only and cry!!!!

[ornate birch]

Is the update out yet???

[low mesa]

No

[delicate quiver]

Yes

[signal comet]

Is the update out

[woven veldt]

Best cereal is fruity pebbles no questions asked

[delicate quiver]

It's out

Guys it's out

[compact sorrel]

OMG STOP ASKING NOT YEEEEEEEET

[signal comet]

agreed

[low mesa]

If you time travel then yes

[signal comet]

Is the update out

[night knoll]

Would be great if people didn't think trolling saying it's out was funny

[compact sorrel]

Wait til noon or something idk

[delicate quiver]

I guarantee you could not finish an entire bowl of fruity pebbles

[ashen jackal]

Is the update out yet

[woven veldt]

I could

[ornate birch]

I just woke up why u neing so rude

[signal comet]

Is the update out

[compact sorrel]

[delicate quiver]

@ornate birch is the uptdqyr ouw

[ashen jackal]

No

[honest valley]

man if this doesn't release soon people are going to pull out the knives lol

[delicate quiver]

Probably woke up and chose violence

[signal comet]

dang

[ashen jackal]

Facts

[delicate quiver]

PSA for people that are asking 'is it out yet?': just watch #terraria-announcements for any mentions relating to 1.4 on switch

[woven veldt]

I made the dumbest mistake

[dry verge]

Kakarot, this cancer thing is pretty strong...
I don't think I can win...

[compact sorrel]

That was cringe

[honest valley]

oh i just meant here lol

[pliant panther]

"SEE THIS ZENITH I'M HOLDING? IT COMES IN 1.4, THE UPDATE YOU PROMISED TO RELEASE ON SWITCH"

[woven veldt]

I didnt use a megashark on my run of the game

[dry verge]

S.D.M.G. take it or leave it

[ashen jackal]

Yup

[oblique sluice]

Switch players: not patently waiting to get the last update.

3DS and Old-Gen Console with their last update:

[delicate quiver]

Me handing out terraria 1.4 updates but they are actually big green nukes

[woven meteor]

I assume it's released now?

[signal comet]

Is the update out

[onyx grove]

Can anyone pass me a staff of regrowth? I lost mine xp

[bright perch]

No

[delicate quiver]

Yes

[woven meteor]

fuck

[dry verge]

Yesnomaybe

[delicate quiver]

Its out

[bright perch]

Ik it’s pain

[signal comet]

perhaps

[delicate quiver]

Its out yes

[woven meteor]

eh it's fine I just play on pc and download it later

[oblique sluice]

Does it look like anyone else answered you, why are you asking me

[delicate quiver]

It's OUT

[signal comet]

a joke

[delicate quiver]

EVERYONE SAYING NO IS LYING

it's NOT

[bright perch]

Shut

[night knoll]

Stop fucking lying to people

[regal perch]

Watch the fucking announcements

[oblique sluice]

Are you in the UK or Japan?

[dry verge]

Its a joke calm down

[woven meteor]

lol no

[delicate quiver]

I will when you will stop being gullible

[sly kernel]

Stop lying

[delicate quiver]

stop listening to this imbecile and just wait for the developers to say something

[ornate birch]

@delicate quiver no one likes a lier

[onyx grove]

Can someone pass me a staff of regrowth?

[low mesa]

^^^^^^

[delicate quiver]

You all are gullible

[compact sorrel]

Yes.

[waxen totem]

I am here just a person

[woven meteor]

That's the thing though, they haven't said anything for about 3 months about the update, other than giving us the release date, which is all we needed tbh

[signal comet]

me when the update

[delicate quiver]

They teased 1.4 on switch last year

[woven meteor]

Yeah

[delicate quiver]

Me making kids piss themselves for saying the updates out

[waxen totem]

I think the intro of journeys end

[compact sorrel]

It's delayed till the year 4747474737282939484847474636273847463738476533

[signal comet]

aw nah

[oblique sluice]

Me who just wants tmodloader on console editions.

[woven meteor]

That won't happen

[compact sorrel]

So do i

[ashen jackal]

True

[delicate quiver]

Not happenings

[low mesa]

imagine how mobile players felt when they had to wait 4 years for the 1.3 update. Y’all can wait a few more hours for the update lmfao

[waxen totem]

[delicate quiver]

Mobile players don't exist

idc when does it releases

[low mesa]

They do

[signal comet]

yeah but is it out yet

[oblique sluice]

This is true

[bright perch]

That’s what they all say. It’s actually delayed till the year 4747474737282939484847474636273847463738476532

[delicate quiver]

i just like watching the chaos

True

[oblique sluice]

This is also true

[signal comet]

same

[night knoll]

Tbh. Thus could all be Avoided if they gave an estimated time frame

[woven meteor]

I mean we've waited for the update for a year more now
I guess since controls and shit have been revamped afaik

[woven meteor]

They did lol

[waxen totem]

I have all the swords already

[ashen jackal]

Yea

[low mesa]

They don’t have control over it. Nintendo has to launch it

[delicate quiver]

Do you have the mega 🎧 🎧

🎶

controls apparently will take a hard change-up, considering how many problems the old control scheme caused

[ashen jackal]

But i bet the devs are like watching this and eating popcorn

[delicate quiver]

check if there is something on twitter about the departure time of terraria 1.4 I can't because I don't have twitter

[low mesa]

They are changing

[woven meteor]

yeah
They got the classic console controls wrong

[oblique sluice]

They did, between 12 AM and 11:59 PM on the 4th

[delicate quiver]

im hoping the port becomes good finally

[waxen totem]

No just those for the best sword I wint say iy incase of spoilers lol

[delicate quiver]

Terraria 1.4 switch will have touch controls and allow you to play with no controllers because it's a direct port from mobile

[low mesa]

Spoilers??

lmfao

[waxen totem]

Still lol

[woven meteor]

wtf why

[dry verge]

Yeah I remember when it first came out you could LITERALLY delete your world by placing an item frame.

[signal comet]

i'm thinking about getting terraria for my 3ds

[low mesa]

Ew

[woven meteor]

I wouldn't

[delicate quiver]

probably not true

[ashen jackal]

No..

[delicate quiver]

They could give us 1.4.1 early but

[honest valley]

god i forgot about that and the dummy glitch

[delicate quiver]

[woven meteor]

It's stuck in 1.2.1 though

[signal comet]

it would be so funny

[woven meteor]

or 1.2.3/4 I forgot

[delicate quiver]

they will use the console port for xone and ps4/5, modified with the pipeworks touch controls

I have terraria for my 3ds but my worlds won't save

Grrrr

Heheheha

[dry verge]

3ds players

[delicate quiver]

ive had items disappear multiple times due to touch control inventory

[woven meteor]

my 2ds has a fucked battery and dies within 20 mins for some reason

[delicate quiver]

3ds players are extinct

[woven meteor]

Same

[honest valley]

idk how people played it on 3ds even vita was barely acceptable

[signal comet]

pc players

[oblique sluice]

I guess this gives me time to grind out plantera for seed sword

[delicate quiver]

Mobile players

[woven meteor]

Hopefully there isn't a stupid bug like the one that xbox/ps4 players had when 1.3 released

[delicate quiver]

ah yesd

You can be naked in switch 1.3

the infamous syncing data

[night knoll]

Imagine if the right large world beach got even worse

[low mesa]

Imagine we load in and the save files are all deleted

[signal comet]

hope they fixed the dyes

[delicate quiver]

Did they fix the dye bug

[dry verge]

Console players

[delicate quiver]

pipeworks at their finest

[woven meteor]

omg I hope not

[honest valley]

good thing cloud saves exist lol

[ashen jackal]

I cant wait to try to kill the empress of light on the day for terraprisma yay cries

[woven meteor]

I don't think that was pipeworks

[oblique sluice]

I hope dyes actually work in this update, I still get invisible dyes from the trader and all the crafted dyes are invisible

[delicate quiver]

Windows phone players

[signal comet]

same

[woven meteor]

Windows phones are still a thing?

[delicate quiver]

no

Ps vita players

[low mesa]

It was a joke…

[delicate quiver]

they went extinct in 2018

[signal comet]

man i can't wait for the wii phonr to come out

[compact sorrel]

Dyes are epic

[low mesa]

Cenx confirmed yesterday that they did fix it

[honest valley]

but what if it wasn't lol

[bright perch]

I don’t have online- 😳

[woven meteor]

They're not on switch are they?

[dry verge]

Guys does anyone know when the NokiaStation 5 comes out

[honest valley]

nso

[compact sorrel]

Right now

[delicate quiver]

Social credit station 5

[dry verge]

Wow

So cool

[honest valley]

well better either get nso or cfw lol

[ashen jackal]

In 1980

[signal comet]

if we're lucky it should release like early 2012

[honest valley]

so doomsday?

[compact sorrel]

I'm playing terraria otherworld on it rn

[signal comet]

sadly yes

[dry verge]

Yeah thats cool

[oblique sluice]

Me when I hear nighttime ocean theme

[dry verge]

Such a nice easter egg

[woven meteor]

lmao didn't everyone panic thinking the world was gonna end just because the Mayan calendar ended in 2012?

[delicate quiver]

Plantera theme

[signal comet]

yeah lmao

[dry verge]

It did actually

We are in another universe

[summer notch]

Update today right?

[night knoll]

Yeah it was the funniest and saddest thing ever

[magic lake]

1.4 is coming out today woo hoo

[woven meteor]

[oblique sluice]

Honestly pirate theme hit hard

[honest valley]

exactly lol even though calendars mean nothing because times isn't real atleast not in the way we perceive it

[delicate quiver]

Everyone panicked because they thought some old Buddhist god was gonna destroy the earth

[signal comet]

Is the update out

[woven meteor]

no

[dry verge]

People waiting for Universe 2

[delicate quiver]

1.4 on switch is coming out just a year from today

so excited

[night knoll]

It was funny because it's just stupid. It was sad because people sold their stuff and died because they thought it was real

[spare willow]

Honestly fortnite theme is best theme

[woven meteor]

Universe 2: Tiktok is gone?

[bright perch]

People waiting for chess 3 getting a patch

[signal comet]

2013 gonna be my year

[honest valley]

cults for you lol

[oblique sluice]

I never thought I’d actually block a person in a server, its usually bots I block

[magic lake]

anyone know when the update is coming

[delicate quiver]

PC 2 hype train

[dry verge]

Chess 8.62827381 when

[woven meteor]

No

[hollow oasis]

guys they misspelt the release date it’s actually january 4th 20022

[delicate quiver]

when's pc 2 coming out

[signal comet]

the 4ds news is cool imo

[hollow oasis]

they forgot a 0

[oblique sluice]

Ah yes on the 92nd generation of the switch

[granite osprey]

Yeah it’ll release approximately on its release date, likely at the time it releases

[hollow oasis]

yea

[dry verge]

Explain the fourth dimension to the kids

Probably nintendo's job when 4ds releases

[olive harness]

Les go im getting better at the game

[honest valley]

its gonna be funny when as soon as the update releases this chat will die

[summer notch]

Y'all going on like Silksong is out over here

[woven meteor]

At this point I'm only using my switch for Rocket league, Fortnite(playing for memes), Spyro/Crash and Super mario Everything else is gonna be on pc

[oblique sluice]

The 4ds is inside the game.

[signal comet]

IT IS

[dry verge]

What

[honest valley]

laaaaammmmmmeee

[delicate quiver]

My eyes twitching why haven't thyr said a word

[summer notch]

/r/hollowknightmemes user found in the wild

[spare willow]

Same XD

[woven meteor]

Shitty devs

[dry verge]

Wow I can't wait to play 4ds on my Super Mario 4d Universe

[hollow oasis]

congrats to everyone who’s graduated, married, and had kids in the time that’s passed today while waiting for 1.4

[oblique sluice]

You and the 4ds are inside the game playing the game.

[spare willow]

Bit I still play switch terraria

[delicate quiver]

Hey man terraria devs work hard

[spare willow]

Fr

[delicate quiver]

Hate them if you want but they the reason we even have terraria on switch

[hollow oasis]

yeah it’s really cool how you play the console on the game

[dry verge]

Yeah right

[hollow oasis]

instead of the game on the consol

[oblique sluice]

They make updates on par with the new Minecraft updates

[dry verge]

Now someone

Explain the fourth dimension

Or I am going to explode

[woven meteor]

Time.

[delicate quiver]

Remember when terraria was suppost to come out in switch in 2017 and came out in 2019 instesd

[woven meteor]

e=mc^2 or something

[delicate quiver]

terraria 1.18 caves and cliffs part 2

[signal comet]

yo yall hear that new zelda game coming out, majoras mask i think it's called

[hollow oasis]

yeah

[woven meteor]

lmao

[oblique sluice]

That… Thats a really good idea

[woven meteor]

I feel old at the fact that 1.3 was 7 years ago

[dry verge]

Wow, not like I ever played it and got it on 100% since I loved that game

[honest valley]

you joke now but when that game originally came out it was amazing

[dry verge]

Not like I played it before Ocarina of Time

[oblique sluice]

No more smooth brain hills or noodle like cracks in the dirt

[signal comet]

wish i could play it

[hollow oasis]

OH GOD YOURE RIGHT

[steep ether]

Is it still expected in 6 hours?

[honest valley]

with the infinite amount of emulators and even nso why can't you? lol

[regal perch]

i wonder if i should make a new world or wait for the update

[dry verge]

I thought it was gonna be like a horror version of zelda

[signal comet]

good question

[delicate quiver]

Part 2 absOlutely slapped but then I died to a glitch in the new 1.18 world I made which has happened way too many times so I rage quit

And 1.2 was 9 years ago

[honest valley]

i mean techincally was lol

[daring geode]

When is this gonna release

[woven meteor]

1.1 was a decade ago

holy fuck

[daring geode]

(1.4)

[delicate quiver]

Never

[dry verge]

I guess

[delicate quiver]

They delayed it

[signal comet]

in 2007

[woven meteor]

Probably midnight GMT

[daring geode]

I cant argue with that

[low mesa]

It’s releasing on the 6th

[regal perch]

go look at terraria announcements

[woven meteor]

imagine

[delicate quiver]

It's releasing tomorrow

[daring geode]

Oh…for FU-

[honest valley]

imagine sitting in here for the next 3 and a half hours asking if its out yet

[woven meteor]

im playing geometry dash lmao

[regal perch]

thats your best bet instead of spamming here

[delicate quiver]

someone

[woven meteor]

with music bc ingame music is annoying asf

[delicate quiver]

set up a bot

[dry verge]

Is it out yet is it out yet is it

[daring geode]

Yup

[delicate quiver]

that asks is it out yet

every 60 seconds

[oblique sluice]

Its gonna release between January 4th, 2022 and ||you really thought i said something||

[honest valley]

yep downloading it now big 50GB update though they really added a lot

[woven meteor]

lol n1

[dry verge]

you ||cool person||

[dry verge]

50GB? Imagine

I'd have to uninstall warframe which i wont ever do

[oblique sluice]

Me who for some reason has 240 GB sd card

[delicate quiver]

But it's so mid

[pliant panther]

my switch wouldnt even have enough for 50gb if i uninstalled everything

[cloud radish]

Warframe bad

[woven meteor]

This isn't Activision mate

[delicate quiver]

Same I got one for christmas best investment I've ever made

[dry verge]

ok

[oblique sluice]

Why is it so b e e f y

[signal comet]

what's your worst investment

[delicate quiver]

Among us on switch

[cloud radish]

750 dollars for a switch oled

[woven meteor]

LOL

[pliant panther]

honestly same

[dry verge]

sus

[oblique sluice]

||same||

[honest valley]

people in this chat show why the "birds arn't real" hoax actually worked lol

[signal comet]

damn it's that much?

[dry verge]

Good thing I didn't buy it

[cloud radish]

Retail is only 350

[delicate quiver]

Brawlhalla cosmetics

[woven meteor]

750$???? the OLED release doesn't even do much

[woven meteor]

Sonic forces tbh

[delicate quiver]

A switch oled is 300

What are you smoking

[dry verge]

Woo bigger screen! So good!

[cloud radish]

350

[oblique sluice]

Hah I wasted money on Minecraft cosmetics

[delicate quiver]

Gotta love them scalpers man

[full canyon]

went to sleep and 1.4 is not here

[dry verge]

By like 0.8 cms!

[honest valley]

for that much might as well get a steam deck

[delicate quiver]

i personally found upgrading from the first model to be worth it

[daring geode]

Basically it not coming out today cuz my dumb brain cant find it

[delicate quiver]

It's the same price as the original switcj

How about I scalp your family how about that

[delicate quiver]

its coming later today

[pliant panther]

actually my worst investment is uhhhhhhhhh i dont wanna admit it wasting money on pvz2 paid plants

[woven meteor]

That's because it hasn't released yet

[daring geode]

Good

[daring geode]

Thats not what i meant…

Ima go

[signal comet]

have a good day dude

[cloud radish]

That was yesterday

[daring geode]

God

[honest valley]

the today and tomrrow in that can really confuse people without context

[oblique sluice]

Sir do you have optical sensors?

[daring geode]

Good

[grim shale]

You have to keep in mind that were in different time zones

[delicate quiver]

Why can't they just tell us if its gonna be released at 12 tonight or something

[daring geode]

Thanks and you too

[cloud radish]

Sir I'm the one who asked cenx so I should know it was yesterday

[delicate quiver]

Wow

It's today fuys

[magic lake]

can someone tell me when the update comes out plz

[oblique sluice]

Because it says that its planned to release today but thats just a plan

[signal comet]

[low mesa]

She said that on January 3rd

[crude plume]

Did anyone else prepare some crafting materials for 1.4 items

[signal comet]

zenith

[oblique sluice]

Me when this chat

[dry verge]

The only thing I prepared for was Zenith

[delicate quiver]

Im preparing a cool special house for the zoologist

[dry verge]

I forgot to build the houses in the different biomes

[delicate quiver]

But wouldn't they know by now if they're gonna be able to release it today or not

[honest valley]

no i want it to be fun and mostly going in blind

[delicate quiver]

1.4 comes out today right

[waxen totem]

@crude plume zenith

[honest valley]

its not fun if i build everything right away

[signal comet]

no yes idk

[cloud radish]

Yeah

[oblique sluice]

Ima do all that in a master mode summoner play through

[grim shale]

Ya but different time zones

[delicate quiver]

What time does it come out?

[dry verge]

I'll do when 1.4 releases

[delicate quiver]

I'm est btw

[grim shale]

We dont know

[delicate quiver]

Oh ok

[pliant panther]

approximately 389 weeks

[dry verge]

Which is never!!

[oblique sluice]

We should all go to Japan rn so we can get the update

[signal comet]

2:30 would be the perfect time

[grim shale]

Fr

[signal comet]

d

[honest valley]

if i had a nickel for everybody who asked when its coming out

[oblique sluice]

DONT ASK

[delicate quiver]

d

[delicate quiver]

I'm sick out today so I litteraly have all day to wait

[signal comet]

i'm still on christmas break

[neon geode]

Dm me “tomato”

[pliant panther]

i'm also still on christmas break

[delicate quiver]

No

Bro im doing an all nighter waiting

[oblique sluice]

Hah I dont go back till the 6th

[night knoll]

Nice and unreasonablely vague

[delicate quiver]

I was supposed to go back today but am sick

[signal comet]

same

[delicate quiver]

You Australian?

[woven meteor]

Same, I have to go back to an exam though

[oblique sluice]

You and I both know it will be morning for you by the time it releases

[delicate quiver]

So is the release date not decided???

Has the update released yet?

[woven meteor]

omg

ITS TODAY

[grim shale]

Bruh

[delicate quiver]

We don't have an exact time probably best you just sleep, when you will wake up the chances of it being out will be sooo much higher

[grim shale]

JUST WAIT

[delicate quiver]

Ok I'm very confused yet

[delicate quiver]

Your an idiot

[delicate quiver]

You're*

[oblique sluice]

Go sleep and then it will come out

[grim shale]

Your also an idiot

[woven meteor]

?

[delicate quiver]

Today’s the release date

[honest valley]

logically if they gave a time and it was even 10 min later people would shit all over them so

[regal perch]

there was never a time dude

[woven meteor]

We know that

[delicate quiver]

ur*

[woven meteor]

You're**

[delicate quiver]

Dudes I'm just trying to figure this shit out

[night knoll]

There is no date, just a vague "ItS ToDay"

[delicate quiver]

ur**

[haughty lodge]

Is 1.4 out

[signal comet]

i wish

[delicate quiver]

Ofc

My cousin really wants to play and get the new pets I just want to get this situated

[woven meteor]

holy fuck
N O

[oblique sluice]

Heres the time range we were presented with: 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM

[delicate quiver]

Been out for 2 days dude

[delicate quiver]

Oh whats your background

[delicate quiver]

True ;p

[signal comet]

native american