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tame frost
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You ignored the fact that people were in that bus

untold apex
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I didn't ignore it

past aspen
worthy cypress
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This used to be a genuine place btw

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1.3.5 Terraria villages

past aspen
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i know

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the Kowloon walled city

glad zenith
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holy shit

void fjord
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Yes it’s a tank fighting a mech cause it’s funny

tame frost
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(The song playing in that video)

verbal ravine
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bro what

golden stratus
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NO WAWY

limpid egret
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KIRYU

void fjord
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Ok cool

earnest orchid
verbal ravine
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no way

distant light
clear bloom
worthy cypress
green burrow
worthy cypress
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those get huge really quickly

obtuse timber
limpid egret
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isnt it just despicable me?

obtuse timber
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Prob

raw hollow
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Its the instrumental version but yes im pretty sure it is

obtuse timber
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Yeah it is I found it

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Also, only now I learned how much of a banger despicable me music is

clear bloom
golden stratus
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i'm triyng to find my xbox games

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i have no idea where they are

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there are 2 but thats not what i want

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i still have a feeling one day that kids appered they took it without their parents knowing

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but thats a really low chance

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WHA T THE FUCK I FOUND A COPY OF SONIC 06

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it has no cd thankfully

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YES I FOUND THEM

untold apex
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Say does anyone know where I left some Xbox games? I stole them from someone and now they're missing

golden stratus
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I FOUND RES 6 LESS GOO

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and also some ps2 games

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lego star wars

untold apex
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Carrot someone keeps finding the games I stole

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Now how am I going to make a bed

golden stratus
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sorry shadow

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but i must game

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also my father just told me he found a bound of xbox 360 games

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i swear to god if dmc 3 is in there

untold apex
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That's a possibility

sleek crescent
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vinny please play dmc three

golden stratus
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i also have a whole freaking

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other cd thing

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that has a bunch of ps2 games too

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i might dmc 1

untold apex
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Not if I use it as a bed

worthy cypress
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Some progress

raw hollow
narrow pollen
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my deadb

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my headphones dont work

wet crane
clear bloom
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no way

wet crane
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botw 2 leaks

clear bloom
fast crescent
worthy cypress
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there is a terra toilet

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it's just hidden away to stay safe from the others

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there is at least one pixel of it appearing on-screen

tulip anchor
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ok, but hawt

untold apex
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Pardon?

fast crescent
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jack got jacked bruh

tulip anchor
tulip anchor
harsh bane
tulip anchor
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sht the fuck up

worthy cypress
fast crescent
tulip anchor
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0-0

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why is my mp4 file of jetsam saying shut the fuck up not allowed

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what the hell

tulip anchor
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ecksdee

glad zenith
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cat

worthy cypress
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they moved them to hardmode?

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cmon

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among the best set of decorative stuff for landscapes

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(strange plants)

untold apex
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It's cause you get fast money with the dyes

worthy cypress
untold apex
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Lorax

worthy cypress
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I wanted to decorate the forest NPCGuideFeelsBadMan

untold apex
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Too bad

dense zealot
worthy cypress
untold apex
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I don't get it

worthy cypress
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genuinely

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why's the text implying there's something wrong?

zinc shore
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there is nothing wrong

worthy cypress
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exactly

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what's wrong with the song?

young sentinel
untold apex
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Idk

dense zealot
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imma see if i can find it

zinc shore
untold apex
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I still don't get it

worthy cypress
fast crescent
untold apex
worthy cypress
fast crescent
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a character that is not unoriginal

worthy cypress
dense zealot
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found the video, but I'd probably get a warn for posting it

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just look up "pixel pig animation meme"

worthy cypress
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I know the whole thing lol

fast crescent
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and I guess the meme is saying that since the song went with that meme
that makes it bad?

dense zealot
worthy cypress
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it's just like

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an average animation of that kind

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like

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there are many other ones that are similar, although with different songs

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they like to add meme to every single animation even though some of them don't get widespread at all

gentle quail
dense zealot
gentle quail
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yo i got dmc5

worthy cypress
# dense zealot

was gonna send an image of some random bullshit I came up with that fit all of these categories, but it's so cursed I'll just DM

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heavily regret it

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worse than a child's drawing

cunning pumice
fast crescent
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NO

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BAD IMAGE

untold apex
cunning pumice
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nah

untold apex
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Yah

cunning pumice
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That's not how it works

clear bloom
cunning pumice
untold apex
untold apex
glad zenith
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ah im so stupid that's clearly a dog

untold apex
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It's master chief hitting the griddy

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You bafoon

mint nova
worthy cypress
untold apex
worthy cypress
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Wak

mint nova
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Wak

clear bloom
untold apex
mint nova
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Ive always been there though?

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I even have the Wak video?

untold apex
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Cult server

obtuse timber
untold apex
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Wak

obtuse timber
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Huh.

worthy cypress
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Wak

glad zenith
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i predict he is gonna explode 💥

worthy cypress
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I didn't expect to see Arlo related stuff here

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but to be fair I also didn't for much other kinds of content

cunning pumice
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oh my god

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the best thing

untold apex
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I ran out of attacks

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I'll get you some day

strong sequoia
cunning pumice
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nah

untold apex
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Have this for now

glad zenith
worthy cypress
cunning pumice
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fun fact tho

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you can parry the lynel explosion in botw

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or actually any attack

untold apex
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How about you parry a leaf

glad zenith
cunning pumice
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you can even parry your own bombs

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which is really fun to do

untold apex
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Well I know that

glad zenith
cunning pumice
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if you parry it everytime your shield doesnt break

untold apex
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I should play breath of the wild

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I have it

cunning pumice
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but I also just duped the hylian shield a bunch

bleak helm
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you ever parry the guardian explosion instead of the laser

cunning pumice
glad zenith
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i remember the ancient shield being fun to use

cunning pumice
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Durability Transfer is hella busted tho

glad zenith
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ancient shield just says "no fuck off" to parrying lasers

cunning pumice
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Attack up savage lynel sword that has 80 hits before you have to redo the glitch is just insane

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moment

cunning pumice
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I got auto muted for posting all my moyai emotes

glad zenith
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holy shit

glad zenith
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propeller rat from shovel knight is real

cunning pumice
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Reenact this video whenever you get a scam call

glad zenith
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good night yall goin to sleep

oak quarry
obtuse timber
white junco
carmine lion
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Loki theme has great meme potential

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Still my favorite marvel theme

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gives me infinity train vibes

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You made Kurtis mad

carmine lion
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Best boxing match of the century

silk coyote
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😐🤨

bleak helm
mint nova
sleek crescent
golden stratus
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alr playing with a controller rather than keyboard and mouse is kinda weird

golden stratus
untold apex
golden stratus
untold apex
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I don't think a pigeon can deliver digital copies

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Plus I'll probably eat the pigeon

green burrow
golden stratus
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also

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i remenber that game

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had some super rare items in it

obtuse timber
carmine lion
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I DID IT

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IVE DONE IT

untold apex
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Wak

golden stratus
carmine lion
untold apex
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I don't get it

carmine lion
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I can't say

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But I've done it

golden stratus
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guess he nuked the french

untold apex
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Probably

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Carrot, carry me to victory

golden stratus
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no you

night monolith
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I beat a bunch of 11 year olds in laser tag

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I had no remorse.

untold apex
night monolith
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I made a mf cry

proper flicker
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based af

golden stratus
night monolith
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Like full on sob

night monolith
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I got him out like twice

golden stratus
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you didn't beat them hard enough-

night monolith
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youre right

golden stratus
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hows laser tag tho

night monolith
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Good

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I won

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There was a one shot one kill one that i demolishef

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i did kick a kid hiding in a tent

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she cried

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she was covering the sensor

golden stratus
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me when i bring a gun to the laser tag

night monolith
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pipe bomb to the paintball fight

golden stratus
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alr ima draw an idea i got

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its a weapon

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might as well say it here

untold apex
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Oooh

golden stratus
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a shield

night monolith
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shield gin

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gun*

golden stratus
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that could be the next one

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but uh

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the s-blade

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(shield blade)

night monolith
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sbald

proper flicker
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you can probably stab someone with it

golden stratus
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shield yourself that much

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i mean you can

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but i don't think its gonna work much

harsh bane
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Team gear ftw

untold apex
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Wak

viral oar
viral oar
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and there was 11 year olds

tame frost
viral oar
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oh shoot nevermind im in cali

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but still cool how we both demolished 11 year olds at laser tag same dayu

night monolith
leaden sun
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Do anyway

viral oar
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yeah i agree with scott

carmine lion
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Do it

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Don’t fear the jannies

golden stratus
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do it for the vine

pulsar trellis
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(btw in HL2 CP means Civil Protection)

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(for you non-gamers)

carmine lion
lavish iris
carmine lion
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Team Gear sucks because most of the gear takes know how

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People know how to eat and have fun

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Not everyone knows how to pitch a tent or hunt

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Let alone people siding with Shiver

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They've never been outside in general

solemn hatch
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This clip is old

jolly saddle
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duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude im over 100 summons in on the event banner and not even a single soul stoooooone

green burrow
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rate my fortnite survey skin tierlist

untold apex
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No

carmine lion
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Fake fan

oblique basalt
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if you think about it S rank makes no sense at all and would technically be way under F rank because ranking is supposed to be in alphabetical order

green burrow
tame frost
zinc oar
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It doesn’t
However large clubs do

real ravine
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LIKE A FUKEN CLAYMORE

weary smelt
narrow pollen
carmine lion
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Fuck school

stoic ember
tender rapids
past aspen
zinc oar
carmine lion
autumn turtle
# carmine lion

Those aren’t for measuring height per years, those are stating how long it has been since the cops have not found out that Mr. Clean murdered your family

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Cleaning up the evidence

dapper plinth
worthy cypress
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I remember when it first blew up

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and the sheer amount of people who actually believed in it.

carmine lion
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It's baffling.

worthy cypress
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It also gives me flashbacks of the time I used to roleplay in Minecraft

carmine lion
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Oh.

worthy cypress
autumn turtle
dapper plinth
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don't correct what I say

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stuff is not confirmed

autumn turtle
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I corrected what you said

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Cry about it

dapper plinth
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no you do it

proven valve
autumn turtle
dapper plinth
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be wrong stay wrong

autumn turtle
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Capitalization

dapper plinth
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you literally said 'u' instead of 'you'

dapper plinth
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mad goofy

dapper plinth
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bruh

untold apex
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Wak

oblique basalt
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in the end everything that's not worth it still has it's worth

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like the fact i got nitro lmao

proven valve
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valve™️

autumn turtle
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You have to drain the blood of lemons to make lemonade

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💀

oblique basalt
autumn turtle
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Werewolves would actually be active 24/7 since moonlight is just reflected sunlight

oblique basalt
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hmm

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gimme a larfleeze fact if you think youre so smart

autumn turtle
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I don’t know larfleeze

oblique basalt
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ha

autumn turtle
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I don’t really like DC, sorry

oblique basalt
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dies

autumn turtle
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It’s just too many heros in the DC universe are just too generic

harsh bane
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Stupid clock-sound app

oblique basalt
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but yes there's too many characters indeed

autumn turtle
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Or they’re aquaman

oblique basalt
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its unorganized

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oh god

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aquaman basilafraid

autumn turtle
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Literally useless without the ocean

oblique basalt
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sometimes theyre better off as their own franchises instead of being all crammed into the justice league

autumn turtle
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Superman is way too generic

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An alien who’s only super powerful because the sun isn’t a red star

oblique basalt
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oh yeah

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their parents specifically thought that the EARTH's sun would give him great power

autumn turtle
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Just had to be any yellow star

oblique basalt
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(and i mean THE parents, not "the" parents that found him on earth)

autumn turtle
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But also his powers are drained by just red light

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Nothing special just has to be red

oblique basalt
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or kryptonite

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gold kryptonite also robs a kryptonian's ability to absorb power from the sun entirely too i think?

autumn turtle
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Meaning if there was a way to get infinite power and red bulbs that never goes out superman would be useless

oblique basalt
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lemme check the batcomputer

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red kryptonite affects bizarro creatures

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here we go, gold kryptonite

autumn turtle
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Also the fact that DC comics loves to just make clones of their own supers for villains or other supers

oblique basalt
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"this form of kryptonite might be the most deadly to any kryptonian it comes in contact with. this former piece of krypton robs a kryptonian of super powers beneath a yellow sun by destroying their ability to convert solar energy into powers like those of superman"

autumn turtle
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Reverse-flash is literally just the flash but evil

oblique basalt
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bizarro flash exists too

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the only unique one imo was bizarro

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he was the one who made more clones by himself and populated an entire world with them

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and bizarro's just funny

autumn turtle
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“He is flash, he is flash, you are flash, I AM FLASH. Is there any other flashes I should know about?”

oblique basalt
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barry allen, jay garrick, barry allen new fifty two

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thats the results i get for typing "the flash" in unmasked

proven valve
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the sus

oblique basalt
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green lantern can be a great franchise on it's own

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the whole color emotional spectrum thingy

proven valve
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why are these so cheap

oblique basalt
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"intergalactic space police"

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and such

autumn turtle
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There’s like 25 speedsters in the dc universe

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Wtf is up with them and speedsters?!

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What are they? Sonic the hedgehog

oblique basalt
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even superman is one

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classified as "faster than a speeding bullet"

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and i think lantern characters too

autumn turtle
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Gotta go fast should be DC’s new catchphrase

oblique basalt
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yeah...

autumn turtle
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Because they like speed way too much

oblique basalt
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some dc characters are great some are lame

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and then there's larfleeze

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my beloved 🧡

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they did make the flash somewhat unique tho

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he's so fast he can phase through walls

autumn turtle
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There’s over 10,000 dc characters and I bet 80% of them are speedsters

oblique basalt
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and his metabolism is like
dear god i cant explain it

proven valve
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who wants to become my soldier bf

autumn turtle
oblique basalt
#

back on topic

autumn turtle
oblique basalt
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yknow how the flash also has all this lightning coming off of him?

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i think his suit is designed to contain it all so it doesnt harm him or anything

autumn turtle
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Imagine having powere that would harm you without a protective suit

proven valve
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only soldier or demo man

oblique basalt
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and keep in mind, he doesnt slow down time, he only slows down his PERCEPTION of time
so if he trips while running... uh...

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it wont just scratch his knee

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it'll BURN his knee

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im serious

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the friction is so damaging it causes a burn wound

autumn turtle
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What if he ran into a brick wall, lmao

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Looney toons styled

oblique basalt
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he can phase through it by vibrating the molecules by going fast enough

echo crest
oblique basalt
#

LAZ

autumn turtle
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What if he got too tired mid way?

oblique basalt
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hello there

echo crest
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Lmao hello uvu!

oblique basalt
oblique basalt
autumn turtle
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Would he be stuck or would it slice him in half?

echo crest
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Good! And you?

oblique basalt
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pretty good

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just nerding out rn

oblique basalt
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if he was super super fast but didnt have a slowed perception of time it'd be basically like having swiftness 100 in minecraft

autumn turtle
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Batman has a database on how to stop every hero if they turn evil, I bet his database for the flash is just looney toons tricks

echo crest
oblique basalt
oblique basalt
oblique basalt
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yknow imagine of the flash fell into the backrooms by accidentally vibrating through the ground

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whilst trying to run fast

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maybe he trips or something idk

autumn turtle
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Aquaman would literally be defeated if you gave him the fear of water

echo crest
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Gonna sort out some nommers see ya uvu!

oblique basalt
oblique basalt
tulip anchor
oblique basalt
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oh god i accidentally inputted hydrophilic

tulip anchor
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Θωθ, whats this

echo crest
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Why is me eating an owo moment 🤔🤔🤔

oblique basalt
tulip anchor
tulip anchor
autumn turtle
oblique basalt
tulip anchor
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wHAT???

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WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!??!?!

oblique basalt
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lmao

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i made aquaman "glass" so i can kill him in one shot

tulip anchor
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nO

autumn turtle
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Don’t let the comically sized boot hit you on the way out

oblique basalt
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imagine if scribblenauts unmasked was canon

autumn turtle
oblique basalt
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"this is where my parents died, maxwell"
maxwell casually writes out "thomas wayne" and "martha wayne"

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somehow sluggish flash is still faster than me

tulip anchor
proven valve
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uwu

autumn turtle
oblique basalt
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the "missing" adjective makes the object vanish INSTANTLY

autumn turtle
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That would’ve killed me

tulip anchor
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it fries ur brain, the elctric shock spreads through your entire body

oblique basalt
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a more comical one (that was added to unmasked) is "fading-out"

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the adjective causes the object to slowly fade out of existence

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they die in the end

tulip anchor
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you cannot escape

autumn turtle
oblique basalt
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lmao

tulip anchor
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i will kill you

tulip anchor
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*im inside your lungs

oblique basalt
tulip anchor
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i AM the orange god

proven valve
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the zombies are coming

tulip anchor
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i mean in color

oblique basalt
tulip anchor
#

i am physically orange, and i am a god

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orange, in my name is an adjective

zinc oar
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How the hell do I beat Demon Firesage?
The nuclear fart attacks are awful

tulip anchor
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just do

zinc oar
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Thanks

tulip anchor
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np

oblique basalt
autumn turtle
tulip anchor
#

oh

tulip anchor
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fixes u

autumn turtle
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They have to do so much to mimic 1% of my power

tulip anchor
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makes you cooler

proven valve
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brains

tulip anchor
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takes ur beans

oblique basalt
#

i made radeline as a custom object in unmasked

oblique basalt
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you can wear it like a mask

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if you try to unequip it it explodes

tulip anchor
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brains have low nutritional value

autumn turtle
zinc oar
autumn turtle
tulip anchor
tulip anchor
autumn turtle
oblique basalt
tulip anchor
#

wait how do you eat

autumn turtle
tulip anchor
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o... k

autumn turtle
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I bet you never noticed the the second the

oblique basalt
#

im tired okay dont tempt me

tulip anchor
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installs linux on you

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cope

tulip anchor
#

what

autumn turtle
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Dead

tulip anchor
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wait

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reinstalls windows

tulip anchor
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installs every sussy file on the internet to ur harddrive fuck you

autumn turtle
tulip anchor
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oh, right

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uninstalls antiviruses

oblique basalt
tulip anchor
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add virus that if you try to get an antivirus, it hypervolts all of you

oblique basalt
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good thing im not a protogen

silk coyote
autumn turtle
tulip anchor
#

you realize if you try to grab me you get vaporized, right

oblique basalt
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...sh'pilkuzzian protogen hybrid?

autumn turtle
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Also we should stop as this is rping and it’s getting weird

tulip anchor
#

it also wipes the system cleaner than an er room

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no

drifting phoenix
tulip anchor
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but ive seen it before

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MEME REPOST LICENSE PLEASE AND THANK YOU

tender rapids
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old mobile title screen

autumn turtle
tulip anchor
autumn turtle
tender rapids
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i remember in youtube in like 2017 having +[username] on every reply

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the whole Google plus thing lasted like a month or 2

drifting phoenix
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Alpha

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Beta

tender rapids
autumn turtle
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Just another of their failed products

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Like the stadia

tulip anchor
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fucking seethe

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bitch

oblique basalt
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im confused...

autumn turtle
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But yet they still won’t admit the stadia is a failure

tender rapids
drifting phoenix
autumn turtle
oblique basalt
drifting phoenix
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NPCZoologistAngry NPCZoologistSparkle NPCZoologistHuh Furry

oblique basalt
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i can never get a good day...

drifting phoenix
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Maybe

tender rapids
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my beloved old glitched m world

tulip anchor
drifting phoenix
oblique basalt
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i remember that time i accidentally deleted one of my old terraria mobile worlds and i cried over it

tender rapids
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I'll try to get my m world on pc to try and access it

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LETS GOOO I can access the other worlds

autumn turtle
oblique basalt
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what even

carmine lion
tulip anchor
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i dont have an age

autumn turtle
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Fun fact: someone put the tutorial world on the steam workshop

carmine lion
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Funny.

autumn turtle
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Lemme fuse you with OXYGEN AND MAKE WATER

drifting phoenix
autumn turtle
tulip anchor
#

did they set the weather to rain and make it morning?

autumn turtle
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Yes

tulip anchor
tender rapids
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remember when key molds existed

tulip anchor
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ahh memories

autumn turtle
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Didn’t have to fight plantera constantly to open all the chests

oblique basalt
#

still has dumb droprates

tender rapids
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dragon armor 😩

oblique basalt
#

dont forget ocram!!

drifting phoenix
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orichalcum

tender rapids
#

turkor

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lepus

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i killed all of them

carmine lion
oblique basalt
#

cupid, leprachaun and uuh

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worm

tender rapids
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my wings are gone

autumn turtle
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Turkor

tender rapids
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MY REDS WINGS NOOOOO

oblique basalt
#

im surprised mobile had more seasonal content compared to other versions

carmine lion
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It's kinda weird tbh

autumn turtle
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But then let’s talk about the new old Chinese version exclusive content

tender rapids
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my frost moon setup

autumn turtle
tender rapids
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how did 12 year old me know how to make this

autumn turtle
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Like bruh, op potion exclusive to the old Chinese version

oblique basalt
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wow, full health?

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that basically doubles your health

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and it implies "player's backpack" so you can just hold more than one i assume

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(unless there's a cooldown)

autumn turtle
oblique basalt
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oh my god

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we need to get this into a mod

tulip anchor
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YESH

oblique basalt
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Inventory Up would be a great stat upgrade

autumn turtle
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They need to add it to base terraria

tender rapids
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paladins hammer still swings automatic

oblique basalt
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im surprised im hearing about this just now...

autumn turtle
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There’s also a npc we will never experience because it’s exclusive to the old Chinese version

#
Terraria Wiki

The Star Merchant (lit. 星际商人) is an NPC vendor who sells various exclusive items for both in-game coin and real-world currency.
They will spawn once the following conditions have been met:

There is an empty House.
All players in the game world total more than 10 between them in their inventories.
Note that only coins in the main inventory or co...

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Exclusivity is the death of gaming and it needs to stop

oblique basalt
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...oh

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"real-world currency"

worthy cypress
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there is not much that can be done to stop it, if there is at all.

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I can see why they would remove that NPC though.

autumn turtle
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Put the content in every version

oblique basalt
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fusion module?

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what does that do

autumn turtle
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Crafting mat for the otherworld core

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Op item that increase your hotbar by 10 slots

proven valve
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Chinese always get the exclusive stuff

worthy cypress
#

actual cheese

proven valve
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A big example of this is Plants vs Zombies 2

oblique basalt
autumn turtle
oblique basalt
drifting phoenix
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Chinese terraria is better than the regular one. It's not fair

autumn turtle
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Complain to red about this issue

proven valve
worthy cypress
proven valve
worthy cypress
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at least from what lein said

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a couple weeks ago

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it's a more separate team

drifting phoenix
worthy cypress
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so it's not like they (re-logic) are behind the exclusivity

drifting phoenix
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And they take most suggestions in action? Mostly not

proven valve
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Like PvZ2C

worthy cypress
drifting phoenix
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Rip

drifting phoenix
autumn turtle
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I wonder what the engines limit even is since modding takes it to insanity

worthy cypress
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re-logic doesn't have much to say as to what gets added to the chinese version

proven valve
autumn turtle
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Like I know there is a liquid type limit and there’s only one slot left

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Which was filled apparently

drifting phoenix
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When most games uses its own engine and it's own coding language?

proven valve
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so using a premade engine (like source, unity, ue4, godot, gamemaker) is much easier and less jankier

drifting phoenix
proven valve
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yes

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source is actually a niche language

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*engine

worthy cypress
#

never saw that one

proven valve
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you can technically make your own game in a game

proven valve
worthy cypress
# proven valve you can technically make your own game in a game

3D Minecraft in Minecraft with no command blocks, no datapacks and no mods.
Features include an 8x8x8 fully 3D-rendered world with 16 different block types, 32 different items, and dozens of game mechanics including mining, crafting, smelting, building, chests, random ticks and more!

This was a team effort between myself, Uwerta and StackDouble...

▶ Play video
proven valve
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or gmod (heavily modified hl2)

worthy cypress
autumn turtle
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Gmod shows source physics to its fullest

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That even means to the buggiest too

proven valve
worthy cypress
proven valve
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aMOG us

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Havok physics

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Basically its a physic engine

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havok is impressive

onyx prawn
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TF2 even still feels great to play

proven valve
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but its buggy sometimes

drifting phoenix
#

||Re-logicallyBossGolemTroll||

worthy cypress
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The performance difference from Java Edition to Bedrock Edition is immense

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although Bedrock has the issue of different redstone mechanics.

proven valve
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java's janky old spaghetti code

worthy cypress
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I went to Java and turned the render distance to 12 and it got so laggy

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but when I went to Bedrock and turned to 32 it had a better fps.

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That being said, if Bedrock didn’t have the marketplace (and more support for mods*) it’d probably be actually better than Java.

autumn turtle
worthy cypress
autumn turtle
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Like java is very modding friendly, there are many complex mods that exist

worthy cypress
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The UI for Bedrock is weird.

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I never quite got used to it in the few hours I tested it.

autumn turtle
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It took a while for bedrock to get the combat update because of mobile

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Like some of the mechanics that is

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sorry to folks who hate the combat changes the combat update made combat much more satisfying

worthy cypress
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I really like 1.8 combat but I don’t mind the new one since it fits the new versions better.

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If you could butterfly click with the newer weapons the game’d be way too easy

onyx prawn
autumn turtle
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So they still got the “whoever swings faster wins” combat

zinc oar
autumn turtle
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BORING

zinc oar
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Imagine if Dark Souls was like that
it’d just be an awful game

onyx prawn
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There are only a few items that the offhand can even hold,
Rockets for elytra, nautilis shells because drowned hold them there, shields, and totems of unying

onyx prawn
autumn turtle
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Java you can hold blocks in your offhand and place them

onyx prawn
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I know, I have Java as well

autumn turtle
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How tf can bedrock not do it despite the “better engine”

onyx prawn
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The bedrock team is just really bad

autumn turtle
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Lmao they did make the marketplace

onyx prawn
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Not even the most basic of cool java features have been added

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You can't crouch into a 1.5 block tall space

autumn turtle
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Java has also been proven to be able to handle some of bedrocks features such as moving entity blocks like chests with pistons

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Bedrock is just trash

onyx prawn
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You can just randomly die of fall damage, you can noclip into the backrooms (void) randomly a little more than 1000 blocks away from spawn

autumn turtle
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Ha better engine

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My ass

oblique basalt
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so much for parity huh

onyx prawn
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When will Java get these amazing features like marketplace and the backrooms BossGolemTroll

oblique basalt
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nooo NOOO

proven valve
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among us game presents

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crewmates vs imposters

onyx prawn
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Until a popular YouTuber made a video about it recently you couldn't type "night" in an anvil because it would auto delete itself after the first three letters were typed

zinc oar
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I still remember when I accidentally bought some knockoff among us skin pack
like it didn’t even ask me if I was sure
straight out just bought it

night monolith
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Did I walk in on people talking about how bad Minecraft Bedrock is?

oblique basalt
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dont forget, no refunds :)

onyx prawn
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The ONLY positives of bedrock are movable tile entities, how easy it is to join a friends world, and performance

night monolith
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I hate MCBE so much, I play legacy console.

zinc oar
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and apparently they couldn’t refund me because it’s Sony’s problem (and Playstation support told the same thing vice versa)

oblique basalt
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bedrock's graphics however just feel... off? to me

onyx prawn
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Same

oblique basalt
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everything looks more dull and watered down compared to java

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java looks more sleek while bedrock looks... i dont know

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floaty?

night monolith
#

Bedrock looks clunky

oblique basalt
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especially the ui

night monolith
#

Java feels more grounded

oblique basalt
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bedrock looks like a dumb 2012 mobile game

but modernized and on other platforms

onyx prawn
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Not to mention the "quality" of bedrock edition servers

night monolith
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All the servers have the same map

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like hub map

onyx prawn
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I was referring more to pvp stuff

night monolith
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Hm?

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how so

onyx prawn
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Mobile gets more range and can hit you as long as they can see you

night monolith
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thats true

onyx prawn
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Anywhere else and you have the super fast bridging

night monolith
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And Minecraft Legacy Console has it's own high quality, built in PvP thing

onyx prawn
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It feels unfair on mobile because you cant bridge really fast and it feels unfair on other platforms because you'll randomly find someone with more range than you

oblique basalt
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oh yeah mobile can hit anywhere right?

night monolith
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yeah

oblique basalt
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like they can be facing a block but they can attack you because you're like to the side of their screen

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normally they'd attack the block if there was a crosshair...

night monolith
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yeah

oblique basalt
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im surprised it was never nerfed

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so much for parity huh?!

onyx prawn
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Fighting a mobile player feels like fighting a hacker honestly

night monolith
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And Minecraft Legacy Console is skill based, with blocking

night monolith
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or just on their moms ipad

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with shitty wifi

onyx prawn
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Legacy console would still be extremely good if it had players

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The pvp modes there were great

night monolith
oblique basalt
tall shore
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oh

night monolith
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1700-1900 PST has players

tall shore
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not used to the server so

night monolith
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maybe like 5 tops, but still

oblique basalt
onyx prawn
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I mean, it isn't against anything for it to be here

oblique basalt
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nice to see you proud of it though

oblique basalt
night monolith
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I want to bring back MC legacy console, but I don't have nearly enough of a following

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like I have 80 subscribers and a discord server with 50 people

oblique basalt
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you gotta grow those numbers

night monolith
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Better than most, but not enough to change the Minecraft community

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If you guys have legacy console, dust it off and play it again

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I promise you won't regret ir

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Like this year, I beat the ender dragon for the first time on legacy console

oblique basalt
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i think i got it on an old ps3 of mine

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ive only played creative tho lol

night monolith
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oof

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badgeroni has been typin a while, you makin an essay?

dense zealot
night monolith
sonic compass
# autumn turtle Java has also been proven to be able to handle some of bedrocks features such as...

Java code is spaghetti. It’s optimized in certain areas because players optimized it, not because it’s better.
Bedrock certainly has its issues and I’m not denying that, but on average, a person will be able to run bedrock Better than Java because pretty much all you need is a GPU.
Also some of the issues that you guys are complaining about are like, in both version of the game lol
And some of it is even updated - like the complaints about censors/moderation in the game. Chat moderation was made a while ago, and people are just now starting to talk about it because it wasn’t really on the radar much before it got added to Java. Or, rather more so, it was forgotten about. And soon it will be forgotten about on Java too- the only thing holding it back is the open toxic servers, which, even if they’re a part of Minecraft’s history (which I agree with), also expose people to horrible things
I don’t agree with some stuff Minecraft does in general, rather than bedrock selectively. But it doesn’t discount that the game has been thriving and updating for free (even if IMO the community is pinned together with voting lol)

night monolith
sonic compass
oblique basalt
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impressive!

night monolith
#

That's a very good point

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however

oblique basalt
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very fair points at the end too

night monolith
#

I am afraid of being wrong, and will therefore disregard anything you say

oblique basalt
#

uh-

autumn turtle
night monolith
autumn turtle
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Wait now I get it

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I SEE THE LOGO

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OH GOD

worthy cypress
autumn turtle
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I thought she was a vet but no, she was an animal tormentor

worthy cypress
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ignore the android logo

night monolith
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why does it have an HDMI port

polar palm
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💀

autumn turtle
night monolith
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not even a mini hdmi port

dense zealot
night monolith
#

And I do agree that most problems are with both versions of minecraft

autumn turtle
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I’m sorry

half plover
autumn turtle
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The owo phone

night monolith
#

however, java edition was treated as its own thing, and had less imput from microsoft, servers moderated themselves. now with the adding of the chat reporting system on Java, it seems microsoft is slowly creeping in

worthy cypress
#

although it is fun exclusively for pvp

autumn turtle
#

The all new iphowone

sonic compass
#

Also, as far as the marketplace goes, looking at it on the surface - the idea is great. It offers payment to people who work hours upon hours, sometimes weeks, for the work they do
This isn’t new to bedrock though. Java did this too, people just didn’t know much about it because people are used to clicking through ads and other cringe. People have charged for Java maps before though - it’s just very hard (unless you have another job or are a adolescent), to spend hours upon hours of work on something and hand it out for free lol
It also offers mods and such (in a new format, add ons) to console players. Which, again, I don’t fully like the idea of - there’s some issues with it. It’s gotten better over the years, but some devs just put out absolute trash maps and content because Mojang is so disassociated with the quality management, it’s nearly nonexistent. The only thing is the map has to “function”, and even that doesn’t necessarily apply sometimes 😅
If you sift through the trash (which is unfortunately inflating) you can find very hard at work people with good priced stuff that’s worthwhile - happy to name specific ones even if you just wanna YouTube it for fun

autumn turtle
#

Jesus wall of text

sonic compass
sonic compass
#

If you guys wanna post walls of text in individual messages criticizing Minecraft, then I’m going to post things to counter some of it. You don’t have to read it. No one’s forcing you to want to learn 👀

autumn turtle
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The marketplace let someone post the aether mod clone on it and allowed it to make money

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That caused major backlash

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Wasn’t even the original mod owner

night monolith
sonic compass
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Again. I’m not saying it’s perfect. Some of the “copyright” issues are clear.

worthy cypress
night monolith
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oh youre a mod

sonic compass
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I mean they have a 100 among us skin packs

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So……..

autumn turtle
night monolith
#

It appears the both of us have watched the TheMisterEpic video 🧐

sonic compass
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But truly, there’s some good stuff on there
I’ll post one of my favorites that easily deserves it’s respect

autumn turtle
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I’m sorry but it’s because it’s among us

night monolith
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please do

sonic compass
night monolith
#

Minecraft bedrock has gotten better too, the addition of command blocks have allowed me to make stuff

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though thats old news

autumn turtle
#

But only did some changes

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🤨

sonic compass
#

What? No lol
You don’t understand the implications of that at all

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Bedrock never had anything that infinitely randomly generated prior to them making that - add on wise

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That’s the start of code breakthroughs

autumn turtle
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They couldn’t because there would be issues a few thousand blocks from spawn 😂

sonic compass
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So does Java, I don’t understand what your point is

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I’ve played Java for many years. And it also has issues

night monolith
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Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but making data packs are easier to create than behavior packs

autumn turtle
#

Java you don’t fall through the map unlike bedrock

sonic compass
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Correct

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Much easier

night monolith
autumn turtle
#

Bedrock has that bug

sonic compass
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Yeah and it’s a rare bug lol

autumn turtle
#

So literally an infinite skyblock is not infinite as you’re limited to how far the game will actually be able to work

sonic compass
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Isn’t that the click bait one that like, you fall through in one specific coordinate

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That’s not even game breaking honestly

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It’s a bug, sure. But whatever

night monolith
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No, I've done it before, it's garanteed

autumn turtle
#

Show us another of your favourites

night monolith
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I believe it's not the programmers' fault, It's the actual code they're using

sonic compass
night monolith
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something about floating point precision

sonic compass
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It’s far different than Java, and at some point, I truly believe will pass Java unfortunately

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Trust me when I say, it’s a totally different “baby” - bedrock isn’t old, Java is

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Give it time~ it’s quite impressive

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Mind you

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I hate many things in bedrock

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But I won’t discount that it has quite the potential

night monolith
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I agree

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The community is also very different on each platform.

sonic compass
#

That is, if Minecraft doesn’t keep creating side games to distract themselves

autumn turtle
#

Those games aren’t even minecraft

sonic compass
#

I mean, they are technically

autumn turtle
#

Like the only thing that’s minecraft is the art style

sonic compass
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Art style and the concepts in the game, yeah

autumn turtle
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They’re not minecraft in the gameplay aspect, they’re entirely their own game

night monolith
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The larger bedrock youtubers are more mature, contrasting the game's average age

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and the larger java creators are Minecraft But... YouTubers

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besides the classic giants

sonic compass
#

Honestly, I just want them to be more willing to opening bedrock more to let it grow faster. But they won’t, partly because… console giants and mobile giants

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(Coming from a nowadays primary console player) NPCCyborgWheeze

night monolith
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I agree

worthy cypress
#

Ƕat happened?

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brb

#

reading time

sonic compass
#

Nothing happened

night monolith
sonic compass
#

We’re just… discussing Minecraft cringe

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What more do you need to know

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I saw Minecraft discussion and just, popped in, cus I’m a nerd

worthy cypress
night monolith
#

We are all nerds

worthy cypress
#

Indœd.

sonic compass
#

How many of you knew Java red stone was a bug and is not intended to be in the game