ultrakill-lore

[abstract hornet]

nairadinc is not happy with this

[plush sierra]

whips vamp harder

[restive wasp]

https://tnktok.com/ZNRnKq1ow/ This is lo,wkey them

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[tame field]

Jurassic World is so fucking cartoonisb

[abstract hornet]

Read the Books

[tame field]

I said JW not JP

[plush sierra]

such a fucking chud animal

[rotund cosmos]

stop bullying!!!!

[abstract hornet]

Wow wow, fucking apologize

[plush sierra]

maybe he should slim down.

[kindred nacelle]

im killing everyone

[abstract hornet]

He’s perfect

I gave the stuff no Hush(Genuine elite Ball Knowledge if you know this)

[plain spindle]

bro is just 🧍‍♂️

[abstract hornet]

Looks like Red Lizard is blasting off again(I’m the strongest lizard variant waaaahhhhhhhh)

[fast wagon]

Wait til train lizard pull up

[abstract hornet]

Don’t make me do it

🥀

[restive wasp]

https://fxtwitter.com/rotten_m0ths/status/2059115894127616216

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[plush sierra]

would he try to be hip with the kids ending up in hell

[unkempt delta]

nevermind fucking hell NOW it worked

[full topaz]

i would.never fight my heart is full of love

[stuck gull]

Btw everything in ultrakill would have never gone to shit if it weren't for Adam and Eve, take that in for a minute

[plush sierra]

liar liar pants on fire

[paper fern]

false!

[full topaz]

youre taunting me so i get mad but that wont work because im so zen and low cortisol i forgive you

[snow cobalt]

If it wasn’t Adam and Eve it would be one of their descendants
Also the biblical story of Adam and Eve certainly plays out very differently in ultrakills universe

[restive wasp]

it went to shit because god was an irrational freak actually

[plush sierra]

asuka is edgeslop

[tame field]

It went to shit because someone came up with a drone

[stuck gull]

WILD STATEMENT 😭🙏

[full topaz]

this wont work on me im rising above

[tame field]

Its not? Its literally what happened

[snow cobalt]

I mean do you call making hell a rational choice

[restive wasp]

That is literally a core aspect of his character

[full topaz]

have you read the testaments

[plush sierra]

loafs on you

[tame field]

YEEES 🗣️🗣️

[stuck gull]

Im pretty sure they just straight up took the apple cuz in ultrakill Lucifer never descended from god

[little lava]

god forbid mooks read the terminals 😭 😭

[full topaz]

hiiiiii

[sick ocean]

has anyone here played rain world

[restive wasp]

Once again

[little lava]

any proof for this statement

[tame field]

What are you saying

[restive wasp]

regardless of if adam and eve existed

God would have fucked them over anyway

Because He's Irrational

[tame field]

Nah bro writ by adam

[sick ocean]

i like to think God always made a version of adam and eve to test if this time, humanity was obedient or not

[tame field]

IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT!!!!

[velvet furnace]

NO THIS ISNT FUCKING TRUE YO

STOP VICTIM BLAMING YO

[sick ocean]

and every single time they ate the apple of their own volition

[velvet furnace]

ITS NOT HUMANITYS FAULT THAT THEY COULDNT LIVE UP TO THEIR ABUSIVE CREATOR YO

''DAMNED IS A MAN FOR FAILING TO FOLLOW MY WORD MY RULE''

[sick ocean]

anyway yeah has anyone here played rain world

[late river]

USE THE SALT! IM REACHING!

[quartz quiver]

fuuucckk

[velvet furnace]

holy fuck

aegeus foreshoadiwn

[sick ocean]

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND

[restive wasp]

Ultratubers

[finite tulip]

god is an abusive father

[velvet furnace]

mother actually

wawawa

[restive wasp]

Mother but yeah

[tame field]

Goid

[restive wasp]

Clownt o clown communication

[late river]

i like bench

[velvet furnace]

i like epic the musical im lowk a poser

[sinful stone]

oda level foreshadowing

[snow cobalt]

You could say the same about Gavrilo Princip, he probably still caused the final war, but it’s unfair to blame him for the extinction and of humanity just as it is unfair to blame Adam for the damnation of man

[late river]

how so.

[velvet furnace]

cuz i like popular media

thats poser behavior

[sinful stone]

what happens in epic the musical

[velvet furnace]

its just a retelling of the odyssey

[sinful stone]

Slop

[late river]

odysseus kills 108 guys while naked

[velvet furnace]

but poseidon voice is hot

[rustic panther]

Sukuna prime p3

[sinful stone]

poseidon prime: Im p-3!

[restive wasp]

woah

[sick ocean]

imagine a prime fight underwater

[paper fern]

loremogged into going offline o7

[sick ocean]

lmao

[sinful stone]

minos or sisyphus chat
react ☀️ if sisyphus react 🐚 if minos

[sinful stone]

Answers are needed.

[late river]

everyone prefers sisyphus

[sick ocean]

im an unreactable chud i can't do anything 😭

[finite tulip]

what do you guys mean mother

[sinful stone]

React with the others

[velvet furnace]

Its pretty easy to get

[sick ocean]

minos is hotter i love minos

[velvet furnace]

MINOS IS HOTTER?

LYING

FOR NO REASON

[late river]

minos is not hotter! but he's pretty hot.

[sinful stone]

React shell

I put it for you

[velvet furnace]

Hrt wouldve saved God

[thorn mulch]

this means p-3 will have 108 kills

[kindred nacelle]

yo en la feria

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-laser-eyes-angry-cat-cyclops-nara-gif-26030753

[sick ocean]

yay

[restive wasp]

ppd god blast

[sinful stone]

@mint chasm see everyone thinks Sisyphus is Better

[finite tulip]

heaven is a patriarchal society ruled by god, the father, u cant just say mother to everything ts just misogyny atp like quit doing this

[velvet furnace]

this means v1 is killing suitors to reach ulysses and take his hand

[late river]

TRVTH

[sick ocean]

if minos has no lovers, I'm dead

[velvet furnace]

YOURE STUPID

[finite tulip]

you hate women

[restive wasp]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HIrsDV3W4AA6T4M.mp4

[sinful stone]

Bench is problematic

[velvet furnace]

worst slander oat

[restive wasp]

Its true i fear........

[velvet furnace]

GOD IS TRANS VAMP

SHE IS IN THE EGG

[sick ocean]

lmao

[plain spindle]

you can just make everyone a woman yk

[velvet furnace]

yeah

its called 🌈 inclusion ⭐ and i think thats great.

[late river]

im fond of root beer... and dogs! and peppermints and video games....

[plain spindle]

from now on we will use she/her for everyone

[restive wasp]

are you TWELVE

[sinful stone]

Hollywood Woke ruined ultralore...

[sick ocean]

she SLASHED her

[woeful juniper]

😨

[plain spindle]

chatgpt ass message

[sick ocean]

god put the woke mind virus in us and it led to our downfall

[late river]

god and adam

[finite tulip]

god being male is pretty important to the story though
make whoever u want a woman but think about it

[sick ocean]

It's not just inclusion, it's a way to save humanity.

[velvet furnace]

You dont get him like I do

and honestly

thats okay

🩷

[snow cobalt]

Because FUCKINg BLUMHOUSsd being the WOKE shitheads they are!

[finite tulip]

i think you have brainworms and you need to be killed

[sick ocean]

YOU SAID HIM

[late river]

the point is specifically trans woman because that means everything the angels believe is wrong which would be messed up

[velvet furnace]

cant a bad bih be any slash all

[sinful stone]

Bench's screams are not just loud: they're powerful 💪

[late river]

he can never come out 💔

[tame field]

Why did God freak out after making Hell like what the fuck did he expect, you literally made a place named Hell.. a place in stories designed to torture people forever..

[plain spindle]

i'm not only sobbing, i am also subtly, quietly seething with a profound emphasis on rage ✨ and honestly, that's ultrakill.

[restive wasp]

Like yeah why'd he do that

[velvet furnace]

He didnt read dantes inferno

[restive wasp]

HE DON'T GOT INTERNET

[sick ocean]

idk has he tried talking with a therapist? that could help

[tame field]

He couldve gotten a physical copy at a library

[late river]

HELL: i created you... you created me...
LUCIFER: whyd you create that guy o father?
GOD: s hut thefuck up lucifer

[plain spindle]

he can just make it

[sinful stone]

Why doesnt he just fucking make a benevolent superorganism instead that can be his therapist

[finite tulip]

everything the angels believe is wrong not because god is trans but because he let his wrath become the worst of him

[late river]

we're playing with our dolls leave us alone

[finite tulip]

i dont like your dolls

[sinful stone]

Chud

[plain spindle]

kicks your dolls

[tame field]

No more Gods only Sophie. Yall know God is trans so lets pray to her and her trophy

[sick ocean]

"so why create hell, god?"

"shUT THE FUCK UP I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS YOU INFERIOR FUCKING WORM I AM GOD I WILL ORDER YOU TO DO WHAT YOU WANT"

"hm.... interesting..."

[mint chasm]

[plain spindle]

hell, god
remove the comma
hellgod
it was hellgod all along

[sick ocean]

evil

[snow cobalt]

He don’t even say that, he just casts you into the infernal den 😹

[restive wasp]

fo you guys have matching v1 pfps

Thats gay

[late river]

god's psychiatrist (phanuel) made him wear this perpetually set to at "MAX" while creating hell to help him cope

[sick ocean]

kill them

[tame field]

Michael (God's Wisdom) telling God to just be positive

[thorn mulch]

some kind of house

[sick ocean]

Raphael (God's Strength) telling him to just go hit the gym and he'll feel better

[restive wasp]

This gentleman's life terrible

[plain spindle]

fire emoji

[restive wasp]

The concept of behavioural addiction Raphael

[sick ocean]

raphael works out to avoid his problems of having to deal with god's wrath every single time he doesn't get his lollipops

[late river]

kind of an actual nuke if you think about it

[plain spindle]

the archangels must argue a lot over the most petty things

[restive wasp]

Raphael stop you're gonna get overtraining syndrome

[late river]

i like the idea of one (1) of the archangels being 100% beholden to the horrors and astutely aware of everything happening with god and hell and the impending end of life and the other two havent been told shit and think everything is fine

[velvet furnace]

raphael height is from improper use of T

[plain spindle]

god was in turmoil with himself. convert that to people

[velvet furnace]

but people are too afraid to say it

[late river]

family dinner SUCKS

[restive wasp]

Truke

[plain spindle]

its either mike or phan

[restive wasp]

they call this the oldest* sibling nowadays

[sick ocean]

"Do you SEE THESE PUMPS BRO? I CAN'T STOP NOW I CAN'T STOP I CAN'T STOP I CAN'T STOP OR ELSE I HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD"

[tame field]

God's Will on some "Father just enlist in the army"
And Lucifer

[late river]

hey! im an eldest sibling! that's me! im phanuel in real life!

[restive wasp]

Toxic workplace environment

[velvet furnace]

michael being dullfully unaware of everything

lowk starts seeing visions

[restive wasp]

mi,chael . Tending to raphwel's sore body after overtrian.ing

[late river]

raphael knows but plays it all down

[restive wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/run-bird-stare-gif-26078678

[plain spindle]

heck yeah sure

[late river]

he doesnt believe in mental illness

[velvet furnace]

standing real still in case christians (they only see things that move) are here

[restive wasp]

always the most mentally ill bitches saying this

[late river]

you get it

[restive wasp]

#fromexperience

[late river]

you GET it

[velvet furnace]

And then phanuel hisses

[plain spindle]

phanuel and gabriel never get along

[sick ocean]

Raphael, we can't let you do this anymore. We'll give you a slight pay raise if you can let go of the barbell for 5 minutes. You've got 100 months of duties down below on Earth that needs wiping out.

[restive wasp]

Michael and Raphael lowkey Yellow and Blue Diamond

Down to everything.

[velvet furnace]

Hold up

looking into this

[sick ocean]

they say depression brings you down but I simply lift my problems out

[restive wasp]

Down to being called problematic despite there being no canonical familial ties with them too Whooooo said that

Raphael is yellow

Dont get it twisted

[late river]

angels dont even get paid , raphael we'll turn your nervous system on for five minutes if you do your job

[tame field]

Whos the Lily Orchard/CDcall of the ultrakill lore

[sick ocean]

the terminals

[restive wasp]

L*nguini

[sick ocean]

even better

[tame field]

I meant as inuniverse but that works too

[restive wasp]

My fault

[tame field]

Stupid vamp. No media literacy.

[late river]

finding out v1 actually does have a womb because it's a woman and needs to have a child with gabriel

[plain spindle]

reminds me of this one thing gianni says in his ultrakill stream. something about angels not getting paid and that's why he's streaming

[tame field]

Gabe realizing he lowk infertile due to the armor hes wearing but its okay because he can still love W1 (womb 1)

[sick ocean]

you get paid in recognition (by god)

he gives you a "good job" for following 10 orders and a "that's my boy" for following another 20

[restive wasp]

Look. Into. It.

[velvet furnace]

powers need to lowk eat whatever remains of gabriel corpse

[late river]

what? why?

i get it but they wouldnt do that.

[velvet furnace]

matriphagy

[plain spindle]

that would be messed up i love it

[late river]

youre too woke.

[tame field]

broke ass

[velvet furnace]

the y re lik e hapries

[restive wasp]

Oh my God God's Wisdom delving deep into Grief after Lucifer and God both go missing

Fuuuuuuuuck

[sick ocean]

i could dig that

[velvet furnace]

i didnt even consider yellow raphael

maybe im a bad person

[restive wasp]

YOU SHOULD

[sick ocean]

god's patience silently losing it after his creator goes away and he's not coming back

[restive wasp]

#ultrakill-lore message YOU! SHOOUULLLDDD!!!!

[velvet furnace]

And phanuel hisses again

[sick ocean]

phanuel hisses to hide his mental breakdowns

[late river]

phanuel lowkey my favourite but im basic if i say that.

[velvet furnace]

Taking the opportunity to post a pearl freaking out video

[plain spindle]

im currently watching su so imma bounce :D bye

[sinful stone]

Pearl teeth image

[tame field]

Gabriel: "Ughh what's taking that Machine so long??"
Michael: "fuuuck"
Raphael sideplot in Lust:

[late river]

the hisses are his mental breakdowns, he's lowkey just feral and good at hiding it

[velvet furnace]

@restive wasp current culture would be calling the crystal gems sibling coded if you think about it

[restive wasp]

FUUUUUUUCK

[sick ocean]

honestly I did enjoy steven universe when I was a kid but I can't know for certain if it was actually good or not until I rewatch all of it

apparently there were haters and what not? but I mean we should be far past that now

[velvet furnace]

KILL LILY ORCHARD

REBECCA SUGAR SHOULD BE GRANTED PERMISSION TO KILL 1 PEOPLE WEEKLY BECAUSE OF LILY ORCHARD

[restive wasp]

most of the haters got their opinions from somebody who was both really fucking illiterate and Also confessed to never actually watching the show in full

rewatch and form your own stance

there's a lot of episodes and some concepts i just Really Don't Care For but i think as a whole its a very good story

[sinful stone]

In a good way or a bad way

[late river]

v1 and gabriel are based on dante and vergil who are siblings so you cant ship them

[restive wasp]

New discourse just dropped

[sick ocean]

tbh i think all of it was pretty good overall but I'm not sure I like the || pink diamond was rose plot twist, but I might just be forgetting stuff lmao ||

that and how they resolved the white diamond conflict

[restive wasp]

that twist is objectively one of the most well written character developments i've ever seen

[tame field]

Ill be real i dont know much about SU all i remember was when i was like 10 i was at a friends house and she loved steven universe so i just watched it w/ her

[velvet furnace]

IT IS

IT SO IS

I LOVE IT SO MUCH

FORESHADOWED TOO WELL PEOPLE FIGURE THAT SHIT OUT

[restive wasp]

You see her character arc In Reverse. Do you know how insane that is to pull off

[velvet furnace]

IN SEASON 1`

AAAAAAAAAAH

[late river]

michael vapes and raphael does coke and gabriel acts like those things are equally as bad

[tame field]

Meanwhile Phanuel getting straight seizures from datura

[velvet furnace]

i lowk sometimes remember gabriel was a fanatic supremacist and i get mad

[fallen orbit]

Meanwhile Lucifer being a good samaratin and only doing Marijuana

[restive wasp]

anyway here's my proposal that the archangels are god's ego, superego* and id like how the diamonds are based on those as opposed to the common misconception that they're based on a family dynamic

[late river]

phanuel will literally smoke anything you give him and it wont have any obvious effects

[sick ocean]

probably I just need to rewatch it lol

[late river]

*superego youre fake and bad

[restive wasp]

IT WAS A MISINPUT

MISINPUT YOU CALM DOWN

YOU CALM THE FUCK DOOWWN

[sick ocean]

YOU'RE WASHED

[restive wasp]

IT WAS A MISINPUT

[fallen orbit]

Sure buddy

[sinful stone]

What is superego

[sick ocean]

garnet was the goat out of all of them though, she was great

[tame field]

The morality

[late river]

im feeling phanuel id, michael ego and raphael superego what about you guys

[tame field]

I kinda imagined raphael id

[sinful stone]

Is it alchemy

[restive wasp]

superego gabriel and id lucifer the rest are ego in my concept

[tame field]

Philosophyslop

[late river]

it's freudian psychology

[sick ocean]

i can't imagine raphael as superego honestly

[tame field]

Actually Lucifer could be superego because Lucifer believed Hell to be wrong

[late river]

i mean noone said he's a good superego

[sick ocean]

a more literal version of Inside Out

[late river]

but okay i forgot lucifer he's definitely superego

[restive wasp]

Fauck

yeah

superego lucifer and id gabriel

swap them around

[tame field]

Whos ego

[sick ocean]

lmao true, but I more mean how God's Strength was definitely used more in moments of impulsiveness rather then moral conscious

i changed it I CHANGED IT I FORGOT

i'm washed....

[tame field]

Dude i just ate some vietnamese noodles whilst an ac is on me and wearin a wife-beater ouugh life is good

[fallen orbit]

How Raphaels gonna pull up in 3-E only for his skull to get turned into twizzlers

[late river]

i dont actually pay the titles much mind, like gabriel isnt really all that willful and it's more about his relationship with god so i imagine the others are similar

[restive wasp]

raphael, michael and phanuel with them being the conscious, preconscious and unconscious angles of the ego respectively

[restive wasp]

i've been going off of title/"intended purpose"

they can variate from it though as god disappears

[late river]

i see

[tame field]

Hmm

Michael - Conscious
Raphael - Preconscious
Phanuel - Unconscious

[sick ocean]

i like to imagine that:

superego: definitely gabriel

id: raphael

ego: micheal and phanuel

repressed superego: lucifer

[velvet furnace]

Raphael is God's personality disorder

[late river]

that's true that's a true fact

[sick ocean]

he really needs a therapist

[velvet furnace]

Do you agree that ''God's will'' is not a title Gabriel was born into

but rather a title he earned

[tame field]

Hes a nepobaby

[sick ocean]

i think it's more that he was born and was designated the title, but he did have to show he was worthy of it

[velvet furnace]

atleast he is the only one that actively tries to keep her title

i said her

there are no mistakes

freudian slip

[restive wasp]

i like the idea of the titles being like. Okay it's fuckign Steven Universe again they are both literally Made For and An Embodiment of that purpose and its strictly enforced. But you can variate from it

[velvet furnace]

that one friend who was raised by steven universe

[restive wasp]

warrior cats actually i just cant apply that very well to how i view the angels

[sick ocean]

kids who were raised by Gumball are the true victors

[restive wasp]

I can't say that God has nine lives from StarClan and Gabriel is his deputy

[sick ocean]

god, I miss Gumball

the new show is a surface level, watered down depiction of everything that made the show good without understanding a single thing

[velvet furnace]

i was raised by adventure time actually

i was afraid of twins for a good chunk

[sick ocean]

they quite literally "simpson'd" gumball and it was the biggest tragedy I've ever seen

[sick ocean]

adventure time kids are also victors

adventure time was such an incredible show

[soft depot]

Bench is..a twin..?

[restive wasp]

You have Rebecca Sugar to thank for Adventure Time being good.

Stay humble.

[velvet furnace]

CHILL OUT

WE ARE

BROTHERS

[restive wasp]

Just never forget.

[velvet furnace]

STEVEN UNIVERSE AND ADVENTURE TIME FANS

WERE NEVER AT ODDS

OKAY BRO

[restive wasp]

I didn't see @sick ocean calling us victors.

[soft depot]

Vomits on vamp

[restive wasp]

catches it in my mouth and spits it back

[sick ocean]

You are ALSO victors

[soft depot]

IM SO FUCKING SCARED

[velvet furnace]

literally true too

[restive wasp]

#OUTFREAKED

[restive wasp]

Yes... good.......

[velvet furnace]

they were on their freaking game making adventure time: fionna and cake episodes

[sinful stone]

l4rp

[sick ocean]

i KNOW and she can't catch a fucking break 😭

[sick ocean]

i never watched season 2 but season 1 was phenomenal

[late river]

if you say it's like classpects you go to hell

[velvet furnace]

rebecca sugar carrying every single show you can think of by simply being woke

[soft depot]

I used to larp steven universe when deltarune chapter 1 released because spinel reminded me of jevil

[sick ocean]

the WOKE MOB puts EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE into my MEDIA and makes it GAY

[sinful stone]

i remember this spinel character

[unkempt delta]

that's why he's the goat

[restive wasp]

power transtape user art on my tl

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-glow-glowing-angel-hallucinating-gif-489344050525737667

[unkempt delta]

what

[restive wasp]

You wouldn't get it.

[sinful stone]

Are u using boys gifs now

[restive wasp]

Trembles

[sinful stone]

Oh father vamp

[sick ocean]

the only thing left they're good for is gifs tragically

[restive wasp]

yeah but i'll never watch it

[sinful stone]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-scream-oh-father-the-boys-resonant-burst-sonic-pulse-gif-17016582922976712144

[restive wasp]

And don't say l4rp because that implies u gain literally anything by being a boys fan to create the need to pretend

[sinful stone]

Vamp spreading sisyphus propaganda

[sinful stone]

I havent watched it either bro

[sick ocean]

i stopped watching the boys at season 3 because I realized they had no idea what they were doing and just relied on horrible shock value jokes instead of actual narrative

[sick ocean]

watch season 1

maybe season 2

and stop there lol

[sinful stone]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-death-the-boys-the-boys-finale-gif-12557701460464900851

[velvet furnace]

How SU fans talk about rebecca
She is not just a writer
She is not just a Director
SHE IS THE PROPHET OF THE LOOOOOOOOOOOORD

[sick ocean]

cartoon network's savior 🙏 🙏 🙏

[tame field]

Arcangel encor

[sick ocean]

we PRAISE her because our only other option was teen titans go

[restive wasp]

ITS LIKE CLASSPECTS

THE ARCHANGEL TITLES ARE LIKE CLASSPETCS

[sick ocean]

AND SO TOO, I SENT HIM DOWN INTO THE INFERNAL DEN

anyway yeah has anyone else played rain world

[restive wasp]

THE TITLE THEY ARE ASSIGNED AS AN ARCHANGEL CORRELATES TO HOW CLASSPECTS ARE ASSIGNED BY SKAIA ITS THE SAME LINE OF THINKING

[sick ocean]

🥺

[late river]

vile

[restive wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/mango-mustard-family-guy-quagmire-brainrot-gif-13561368255039748895

[velvet furnace]

Imagine me pulling the L'ange déchu rn

[sick ocean]

holy shit rick and morty is still going?

season 9 is out apparently

[grim siren]

100 years for rick and Morty

[restive wasp]

PLEASE

[sick ocean]

you can say what you want about the horrible writing post season 2 but goddamn the writers had good surface immediate gratification concepts

they just uh forgot to put good writing (no character development 100 years) in them

[sick ocean]

should I get into homestuck

i have no idea what it even is

[grim siren]

Home stuck is beyond my understanding

[grim siren]

Pls explain homestruck lore bruh,

[latent estuary]

Yo gamers what's up

[late river]

do you have six hours

[grim siren]

6hr, how big is the lore bruh

[latent estuary]

Would you honest to god sit down for 6 hours and explain homestuck lore to someone

[restive wasp]

SYLPH OF RAGE SISYPHUS
MAGE OF HOPE MINOS
KNIGHT OF BREATH GABRIEL
THIEF OF BLOOD V1
@late river

[ornate yarrow]

unknown usrr

oh its ferryman guy thing

[soft depot]

Are you gonna kill them is that why its a gif of light

[late river]

no

[late river]

LET'S. TAKE. A L👀K.

[late river]

im not sure about minos, like the class fits but idk if he's a mage of hope

hope isnt really in his nature, it's something he's working towards even though it eludes him

[restive wasp]

i was thinking mage mostly because of like. The way they lose everything for their aspect

but yeah i agree im not great at it yet

[late river]

okay that is true

hope minos is powerful i just dont really know his class and i dont think there's a perfect answer

we've already talked about sisyphus and v1 theyre powerful and beautiful

gabriel... i see it but at the same time im not sure

[restive wasp]

mmmmaybe witch of hope minos idk scratches my butt

[late river]

i forgot witch was a thing

[restive wasp]

i do want gabriel to be a breath player Mostly to counterpart v1 as blood but Also because. freedom and all that. Big part of his characterisation

[late river]

omg that makes them exact opposite classpects, hope vs rage and witch vs sylph

[restive wasp]

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

#CALLINGIT

IM ALL IN!

[late river]

i think youre too powerful

[late river]

i know what you mean and i see it, i was truthfully partial to rogue but knight might fit better

i mean idk, i dont think he starts the story as a knight of breath at all, he's actively working against that shit

gabriel is the sister classpect of karkat that's fucking gross

[restive wasp]

fuuuuck yeah its correct

i hate classpecting scarcthes my butt!!!!

[late river]

then you realise the ones in the comic fucking suck as well and do the excuse me sir face

i dont mind knight of breath it's a good classpect for him

knight is very anti-breath-ly in a way that reminds me of princehood for other classpects so it's like good and stuff

[velvet furnace]

whats your favorite greek god

[restive wasp]

i Was considering making him a prince and its like

[restive wasp]

Well the Goal is to ultimately. Not. destroy breath. If that makes sense

so im glad knight was a good idea I fucking hate the breath aspect sometimes

[late river]

probably athena who's yours

[late river]

one time someone said princes are called that because theyre like an ill-adjusted prince destroying what he's given rule over while trying to make it better and that's changed how i look at it a lot

andrew hussie is... ontological evil beliver...?

[restive wasp]

Fawwwwkkkkkk.... Okay beautiful

i think princes and bards are my favourtie classes just because of the concept im sorry Shamelessly. I think its awesome

i'd give myself prince as a class if i had zero self-awareness

[late river]

you are not a prince bro i havent heard you talk about ethnic cleansing once

[restive wasp]

LFDMKQOSDIJCFDIWODFI

the only good thing to come out of being a capricorn is that i get gamzee

I like him. He did all that shit it was weird. But I still like him

[late river]

but i agree the destroyer classes are a really nice touch to the whole system, i wish it were better represented

which is a fucking insane thing to say considering the prevalence of he who shall not be named but you know what i mean

[restive wasp]

bard was fucked over by having that stupid ass codpiece thing im sorry

[grim siren]

Minos

[late river]

yeah. yeah yeah yeah. vile

[restive wasp]

Also having fucking. Gamzee and Cronus as representatives die

[late river]

if i see one more person talk about cronus like he's a real character im actually gonna crash out

[restive wasp]

HE'S SUCH A NOTHINGBURGER

[late river]

if i ever do a homestuck fan comic like ive always vaguely wanted to the villain will be a bard and theyll be the coolest character

[velvet furnace]

im fond of aphrodite

[restive wasp]

it sucks because i really like the description of the bard in the treatise (Resonate with it even)

[velvet furnace]

she is a mess

[restive wasp]

But I'm not calling myself a Bard. Look at my fucking coworkers dawg

[late river]

trvth? it's more likely than you think

[late river]

yeah theyd kill you. well. theyd kill you for classpecting yourself anyways so maybe it's alright

and then i think of another ultrakill character to classpect and realise we are literally genuinely out #HakitaExecutionTomorrow

[restive wasp]

lowkey bard of mind #Speaking2Me

#WhisperingInMyEar

[late river]

interesting

[restive wasp]

WE'VE STILL GOT MIRAGE. I GUESS 🥹

[sick ocean]

gorge well and such

[velvet furnace]

Between scylla and charybdis you pushing in or pulling out

[sick ocean]

i could fix them

[late river]

i hate to say it but im pushing in

[restive wasp]

pushing in

[velvet furnace]

Hades is genuinely so l4rp

[sick ocean]

you just got good taste

[velvet furnace]

its always

''He is not as bad''

which is on paper true

but like

get a better god

[restive wasp]

this is kind of just an ocd diagnosis with how it worked for gamzee if u really think about it. Thats funny

[restive wasp]

you didnt ask me but i Alwaayyyysss fucked with artemis

[late river]

artemis is cheating she's too cool

[velvet furnace]

if i didnt ask you why would you asnwer.

feels the aura

[restive wasp]

Because everything revolves around me

Stupid.

[velvet furnace]

Kills the suitors in my palace

[sick ocean]

i knoww, but Hephaestus is my second #1 he's literally the reason the gods have their weapons and that makes him goated

that and his unfair hardships from all the other asshole gods

[late river]

i dont really know you that well so i cant seriously speak on this kind of thing but i think destroyer class mind fits pretty well actually, you have superficial heart player qualities but dont seriously seem like one and clearly have mind-like values so i approve actually

youre the opposite of dirk that's fucking gross

[velvet furnace]

Dude i learnt

recently

that polyphemus in hades 2 is infact not poseidon son

[late river]

how'd that happen

[velvet furnace]

Poseidon literally lied to him and he believed it

and he dyed his hair to be poseidon color

[late river]

lol?

where do you learn that

[velvet furnace]

I was looking through the hades 2 wiki

[plush sierra]

from the stupid section in the library

[velvet furnace]

and came across it.

Shut the frick up.

antichrist.

[plush sierra]

wiwiwi

[late river]

did you ever romance icarus btw.

[sick ocean]

man I forgot about hades 2 i stopped playing it when I ran out of things to do in the beta

[late river]

it's so sweet.

[velvet furnace]

i havent touched hades in a while.

[sick ocean]

is the finished story for hades 2 good btw

[velvet furnace]

he lowk has odysseus aura

[late river]

very, they took criticism and rewrote it after release and it's peak now

[late river]

i see it.

[sick ocean]

oh good I heard it was pretty bad lmao

the beta story (what was done so far) wasn't bad or anything but just incomplete, but I heard complaints that Melinoe never confronted the Gods' terrible behavior and just worshiped them and their society the entire time

i stopped playing around the time just before the new weapon got introduced

[late river]

i picked it up like two years after it came out and fell in love with the finished product so idk what youre talking about but the story is good

[sick ocean]

its been years since I touched it so my memory is foggy lol

those were just the complaints I heard though

[velvet furnace]

there IS conclusion to the God's behaviour but Melinoe doesnt necesarily change her views, she cant hate them but she does come to know of their mistakes and overall doesnt worship them as much .

tldr: prometheus didnt suffer for nothing at the end

need a third game where you play as a mortal tho

HUZZAH!!!

[restive wasp]

this is high praise actually..... Thank you

[sick ocean]

I'll take it, I just need her to acknowledge it lmao that's all

[restive wasp]

EVEN HIGHER PRAISE

[late river]

melinoe herself never confronts the gods (probably because theyd blow her up if she did that) but the story never paints their actions in a good light and something happens late into the story that makes it explicitly clear that theyre not hot shit and dont deserve what they have

the entire reason chronos is scary is because he's kind of right

[velvet furnace]

Melinoe doesnt confront the gods because theyre literally her only family and she arguably spend more time with them than she did with her own parents

[late river]

well that's true

[sick ocean]

i love a villain who's right but takes it too far

[velvet furnace]

#understandableWorshipBehaviourIdc

she could grow more tho i would like it more if she outright talked back.

[late river]

(imagine i did a heart reaction, or something )

[velvet furnace]

I LOVE CHRONOS!

and typhoon!

[late river]

i like how she's like the only hades character who keeps a fucking lid on it

[velvet furnace]

make it you two!

[latent estuary]

I like chaos in hades they r really cool

[late river]

she was trained to be pleasant and well-mannered from birth specifically for this job and that's what it takes for someone to not blow up every six seconds in this fuckass mythology

[sick ocean]

honestly I miss their game1 design, it was way more "chaotic" and the new design is cool and all but I think the "refined" look just doesn't fit them 😭

[velvet furnace]

she is polite to polyphemus

i like it.

But polyphemus is an asshol

[late river]

well zagreus never erupts at anyone but he does talk back pretty excessively.

[latent estuary]

I love both of them a lot

[late river]

melinoe is just like "we're fighting? sigh alright" because she's a girlboss.

[velvet furnace]

Zagreus is respectful but can be a literal brat

the talking back to theseus

exquisite

they HATE each other

[late river]

i realy like to think that theseus is playing up his asshole level for the crowd and he's like. still a piece of shit off stage but good enough that you could get along with him if you werent zagreus. what im saying is i want theseus x asterius to be canon

[sick ocean]

me when my story is based on character flaws that could have been entirely avoided if the people in it had more emotional intelligence (it's peak)

i hate using the words "emotional intelligence" because I can't think of a better way to describe but it makes me sound like a pretentious dick 😭

[sick ocean]

they are canon wdym

[late river]

you didnt use it pretentiously so it's fine

[velvet furnace]

They managed to make me like both chronos' personalities

[sick ocean]

if I ever use it pretentiously take me out back like old yeller

[late river]

trvth

i like how boss chronos doesnt lose his edge after. the ending. like he has some cold ass boss intros

[velvet furnace]

And melinoe is MAAAAD as hell

i like how he freaked out over typhon being gone.

he realized he is not built for this

[late river]

THE NEED TO CUT TIME DOWN TO SMALLER BITS

[sick ocean]

fucking fire

and his kintsugi design as well obviously goes so hard

they literally gave him an hourglass figure as well LMFAO it's amazing

[late river]

genuinely no need for him to have that build

literally entirely unnecessary

[sick ocean]

he has all that ass and aprhodite was jealous

had to cut it down to nanoseconds or else her jealousy would've gone through the roof

[late river]

yep

[velvet furnace]

playing god of war and chronos isnt a tw1nk hourglass figure old man with a hot voice

peanut guy getting sad gif

[late river]

kratos is already pretty hot i genuinely dont think we could handle him with hades design philosophy

[sick ocean]

look at this SLUTTY ASS FEMBOY bro

aphrodite doesn't stand a chance against this 💔

NO need for him to pose like that and yet he does

what an icon

slay those gods king

[latent estuary]

Something something artemis neg diffs

[sick ocean]

TRVTH NVKE

[sick ocean]

didn't put me in there 0/10 level

[late river]

this is ultrakill btw

[plush sierra]

The humble 1 feminine machine and nothing else

[sick ocean]

ultrakill is a harem

v1 goes around seducing these demons into death while everyone knows that the true main love interest is there waiting for him

[restive wasp]

https://tnktok.com/ZNRnorCkB/ phanuel describing his tech problems

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[sick ocean]

micheal knows how to do tech support but he knows to never go near phanuel when he's hissing at the computer like a jaguar

[velvet furnace]

Does he bite

[thick fossil]

bro became an archdemon

[sick ocean]

his name is Princess what do you think

[late river]

sisyphus examining the minotaur

[restive wasp]

This bitch was already fat without the baby bump!!!!

[unkempt delta]

Can I be there t

[abstract hornet]

I am the strongest of the lizards(Don’t tell Train lizard I said this please)

[strange pagoda]

I'm sure people are tired of hearing P-3 speculations, but besides for Ulysses and Lucifer, could Icarus be a possible one?

[restive wasp]

thank you for the sympathy

not particularly

i mean. unless he was randomly introduced in treachery

So Far, no

also honestly if you want an icarus figure v2 Is right there

[snow cobalt]

No because he isn’t really in the game rn and doesn’t really have any ties to existing themes

[strange pagoda]

It crossed my mind because of the name of the song of 8-3 but yeah it's a far reach

[velvet furnace]

V2

[fallen orbit]

I always took Event Horizons name as a metaphor for Humanity itself

[strange pagoda]

Huh, how so

[fallen orbit]

This was my shotty attempt at finding meaning in every Fraud song

[snow cobalt]

Something I learned recently about uylsses haters is that when they say “uylsses is only used as a metaphor” they mean PUN!!! Still doesn’t change anything but it makes their point a lot more clear

[fallen orbit]

Hell would be "the sun" and humanity would be "reaching for the sun" (the hell expeditions) and the fallout of discovering hell resulted in their extinction, "burn burn burn"

[high wharf]

Will the p-3 white terminal have v1 lore I really think some kind of name drop for the weird company logo on v1 and v2s heads would be cool

[snow cobalt]

Company logo?

Also probably not since v1 isn’t that important to the hell expedition storyline that those terminals follow

But it would be cool if we get a v1 terminal entry for beating 9-2

[strange pagoda]

In the previous levels of layer 8 we see parts of how the world was after the long night, but 8-3 is just a mumbo jumbo of previous layers of hell so that would check out since you could interpret it as humanity going through hell

[quartz quiver]

what logo

[fallen orbit]

Oh yeah theres also the song being called Event Horizon to begin with, once you pass the Event Horizon of a Black Hole, there is no going back

[high wharf]

The QR code looking thing

[restive wasp]

i dont think so, hakita has previously said the last p-3 terminal be related to hell itself and its sapience

[snow cobalt]

That’s a bar code though, no?

[restive wasp]

Wheeeerreeee?

Question mark

[high wharf]

Screenshot I can’t trust the hakita said

[desert kraken]

pls help what does "keep them coming" from sisyphus prime mean?

[quartz quiver]

this?

[restive wasp]

keep fighting

[high wharf]

Yes

[snow cobalt]

Yeah that’s just a bar code

[restive wasp]

#751129736167686334 message

[desert kraken]

Sisyphus know that v1 is being revived?

[snow cobalt]

Flavor text since it sounds weird if he doesn’t have a line when he spawns in and all his other lines signal attacks

[strange pagoda]

I don't think 8-4 would be as straightforward as "humanity's fall" it's probably a bit more intricate than that. I can guess the theatre room at the end of the level is probably meant to represent hell or the terminals spectating V1, but maybe that would break with the theory you're proposing

[quartz quiver]

v1 is not being revived

[snow cobalt]

No, v1 isn’t being revived

[restive wasp]

no, flavour text
You, the player, should keep fighting

[desert kraken]

ow, i got it

[strange pagoda]

I'm kinda lost what does this mean

[velvet furnace]

Flavor text

its not diegetic

[snow cobalt]

It’s there for the players enjoyment, it has no story value

[velvet furnace]

sisyphus talking to the player is not meta relevant, its there because the game is making fun of you

[high wharf]

Why would the Providence entity mention that they have a reaction time that not even the v models can beat or something like that and not just say V1 because v2 would have been dead by the time the Providence where sent to hell

[strange pagoda]

From what I understand the Providence and other angels haven't started coming to hell until Gabriel killed the council

[snow cobalt]

Idk it sounds cooler

[late river]

because v3 is real. is that what you want to hear? is that what we're getting at, serial designation j?

[snow cobalt]

It also feels less like the terminals are talking to you specifically

[strange pagoda]

RECONSTRUCT WHAT

[quartz quiver]

Its a little bit different

[snow cobalt]

Like from a writing standpoint the terminals shouldn’t feel like they are talking to you, v1, specifically
And by calling v1 a “v model” instead of v1 it creates a degree of separation to the average reader while still telling them that they can’t dodge it

[velvet furnace]

its more rich than saying v1

[strange pagoda]

Still parriable
-# I didn't realise it was parriable until I watched a speedrunner

[desert kraken]

why not? i thought it makes sence

[quartz quiver]

8-1 challenge: adress me

[quartz quiver]

ruins everything

[high wharf]

“Models”

[quartz quiver]

yea models

[snow cobalt]

Why would Gabriel just chill there after he kills v1, and somehow regain all the health he lost, and calm down/enrage
also why would hell revive v1

[high wharf]

+RELAXED style point

[velvet furnace]

what makes sense

specifically

Because if. you just want one specific line to make sense at the cost of a really important theme of the game i dont think its that worth it

[snow cobalt]

Not one specific line!!!! Two specific lines… soon to be 3

[late river]

how ima pull up

[unkempt delta]

I think when they say that they mean the "THIS IS MAN." part, like they're saying Hell gave the title "Ulysses" to mankind because that's what it sees them as

[strange pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/son-giftok-tom-tucker-family-guy-im-crine-gif-47048448267690577

[high wharf]

Honestly Providence kinda feels more like a lore declaration enemy like they can be instantly killed with Cannon it’s sad because they had an awesome design I wish they were more difficult to deal with

[coral coral]

[velvet furnace]

?

Providence genuinely spice up the gameplay so much

[restive wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-kill-ultrakill-sisyphus-sisyphus-prime-tummy-ache-gif-6094472174220295514

[snow cobalt]

I think that’s what some of them mean, but that just isn’t a point against Ulysses at all, and I have seen other people bring up the “I see i see” pun in relation to it
So I think some of them are just forgetting the word for pun

[potent hill]

I like you, you play along when I erase your memory

Yah sure, I’m also including the next couple messages after this one

[strange pagoda]

Maybe in Must die difficulty it will? I appreciate the grappling hook can't be used against them because I'm too used to spamming it

[unkempt delta]

Yippee

[coral coral]

number 1 priority all the time

[unkempt delta]

perchance

[woeful juniper]

annihilate all providences

[late river]

turn up the difficulty, brutal providences are no joke

[strange pagoda]

Layer 9 better have providences protected by statues (or whatever they're called I forgot)

[late river]

idol

[quartz quiver]

This means virtue is also lore declaration enemy because you can instantly kill it with railcannon

[woeful juniper]

dont they also change colors when idoled?

[coral coral]

they turn black

[desert kraken]

hell's eye at the death screen, press r to restart (i thought it isnt just game condition), sisyphus's line. that's all i guess?

[late river]

yeah they get an inverted palette it's neat

[quartz quiver]

hell's eye has nothing to do with respawn

[strange pagoda]

I haven't checked, I don't even remember there being any providences protected by idols

[high wharf]

The 16 second charge up means you have to decide to use it to instantly kill them or to use it against everything else

[unkempt delta]

hell's eye being there is more likely to be it visually telling you that it is always watching

[plain spindle]

v1's character hinges on the fact it doesn't want to die and it will do anything to prevent that
not only will the idea of respawns tamper its desperation, but also the general themes of death in the game

[velvet furnace]

trust me hell eye makes sense EVEN without respawns being canon

[woeful juniper]

i just remember being in cybergrind and seeing a idoled providence that looked drastically different

[high wharf]

With Cannon that has a very fast charge up unlike the railcannon

[strange pagoda]

I had this cool headcannon where P-ranking the entire game can give you an alternative ending but that doesn't seem like something Hakita would do

[desert kraken]

yea i know that it makes sense

[high wharf]

I have they are kinda hard but still they can be quickly dealt with

[plain spindle]

hell's eye just represents how it is watching v1 even as it passes away (which has not happened yet, purely for symbolism)
(it sees everything and stuff)

[coral coral]

cannonboosting saves lives

[late river]

god and phanuel

[unkempt delta]

maybe not P-ranking but encores could potentially give an alternate ending but I think that entirely depends on if Hakita and the dev team wants to do that or not

[strange pagoda]

Idk what Encores are about, I haven't even played them yet but as far as I know they're extra content unrelated to lore

[coral coral]

I think it's just Hell wanting us to do it again

[unkempt delta]

we don't know if they're canon or not right now but from what I can tell it is leaning to being canon cause of 1-e's speakers saying in morse code "Enough is never" repeatedly which says "Enough is never enough..."

we'll just have to wait and see

[velvet furnace]

108 enemies in p3

believe it

[coral coral]

V1 probably missed some enemies the first time it descended through Hell

[late river]

i dont agree

[snow cobalt]

You’re forgetting that idols now count for kills

[velvet furnace]

theyre suitors too

how many idols can there be.

6 or 7.

not too much

[snow cobalt]

Yeah, but that’s still more than 1

[coral coral]

6 1

[latent estuary]

No respawns aren't canon

[latent estuary]

Locking endings behind huge skillchecks like that is kinda silly

Also what would p ranking stages even change about the story anyway

[quartz quiver]

Check out this cool bingo card i found on reddit

[strange pagoda]

True true people who like lore but don't want big challenges shouldn't be locked out of it

The idea was that under the assumption that respawns are cannon (I know it's not) the ending would be different if Hell never had to respawn you

[snow cobalt]

Top middle is crazy cope

[latent estuary]

Burn it genuenly burn it to ashes

[coral coral]

unwinnable

[snow cobalt]

Actually nvm I looked at the whole thing, 90% of this is mega cope

[coral coral]

salt prime

[restive wasp]

can someone make the inverse of this where it's a bingo of everything on here that's Not going to happen

[snow cobalt]

You could do that for like at least 80% of the board
I was going to do something similar then I realized it would just be a picture of the whole fucking thing

[fallow glacier]

I have theory that v2 is friends we made along the way

[restive wasp]

What if Power fucking kicks you in your stomach and calls you a piece of shit

[fossil shell]

it's so bad 😭

[restive wasp]

M,y Treachery prediction

[coral coral]

machinefist suicide

[latent estuary]

Bingo

[fallow glacier]

How do u import pictures?

[latent estuary]

I just screenshotted and drew over it

[late river]

i count like three things that Might happen

[restive wasp]

the way that joke hakita boss fight is one of the few things that's likely

[strange pagoda]

Gotta appreciate that free slot in the center

[rotund fable]

so many of these are DUMB

[strange pagoda]

I think that's the point yes

[fallow glacier]

Do u need nitro or sm?

[latent estuary]

There's like two good ones there and one of them is gabriel swearing

[fallow glacier]

I cant send pics for sm reason

[restive wasp]

Where the fuck did the green gummy bear go .

[latent estuary]

Oh yeah you need mook role

[fallow glacier]

How do i get it?

[snow cobalt]

Green is mostly possible stuff
Yellow is like kinda maybe possible stuff
Orange is bordering on unreasonable
Red is unreasonable and unrealistic

Purple is for the joke ones

[latent estuary]

You get it eventually by just talking

[fallow glacier]

I see

Thanks dude

[latent estuary]

Yw

[snow cobalt]

V1 speaks is the funniest shit because v1 explicitly can’t fucking do that

[latent estuary]

Literally missing his voice box

[snow cobalt]

I should change the purple health boss to yellow ngl

[restive wasp]

when somebody from the lust renaissance calls you twin

[late river]

just saw "lucifer killsteals[sic] prime soul"

[restive wasp]

ALL SUCH NO THEMES

[snow cobalt]

The power in 9-2 killing v1 after watching it have a passionate fight with Gabriel resulting in his death

[coral coral]

and the power's name is power "ultrakill"

[unkempt delta]

you can't have a bingo with any of these

[coral coral]

what if v1 had a rematch with something wicked at the end of the game (???)

[snow cobalt]

Yeah

[restive wasp]

i should make a map of the lust renaissance. do you think it followed the cardo-decumanus grid plan 🥹

[unkempt delta]

also I find it funny that people want an Ultrakill namedrop when it already happened from the start of the game

[coral coral]

I loved it when the first filth said ultrakill

[zenith crest]

I know this won't probably happen, but I think it would be a really cool idea to have treachery be something like nature or structures of what humanity could have had if it didn't betray their own nature to such an extent. Other than the obvious ice structures we will expect, of course. What do y'all think?

[coral coral]

this and some ice

[fallow glacier]

I like concept of swordmachines sword

[zenith crest]

LMAO

[fallow glacier]

No but jokes out, what are yall fav dinos out there?

Wait yall dont have fav dinos?

[quartz quiver]

he thinks he's cool

[velvet furnace]

@restive wasp

[fallow glacier]

What is it?

[velvet furnace]

ive hired him to look at you

[fallow glacier]

Did i do something?

[velvet furnace]

cant a man just look

[fallow glacier]

Whats your fav dino tho?

[velvet furnace]

I dont think i know much to say.

but i kinda like the spinosaurus.

[fallow glacier]

Lol me too

[coral coral]

stegoatsaurus

[unkempt delta]

I've said it before but if Fraud was how Hell viewed the New Peace then Treachery will likely be how Hell views the extinction of Humanity and how it wished for it all to end, so we might get destruction and chaos that was way worse than what we saw in violence. My bets are on an atmosphere similar to Heresy's with the landscape of Violence and Fraud

[fallow glacier]

Do you play isle or ark by any chance?

[coral coral]

no

[fallow glacier]

Great choice anyways

[zenith crest]

That's how I thought about it, I like your theory

[fallow glacier]

Wont it be like icy shiy like it was in dante's inferno?

[velvet furnace]

Sa lt snow

[fallow glacier]

All other layer repeat descriptions that are written in dantes inferno, why would treachery be different?

[thorn mulch]

does fraud match dante's inferno
does gluttony

[fallow glacier]

Yall havent read dantes inferno?

[dense cave]

the game doesn't necessarily need to follow it 1:1 all the time

[velvet furnace]

Fraud matches nothing of dantes inferno

[dense cave]

like billy said these 2 layers are completely different

[velvet furnace]

nor does gluttony

[obtuse sigil]

and wrath

[velvet furnace]

Greed is also. vastly different talking about punishment even

theres only one in ultrakill

Violence is only accurate to one sub layer of violence

[coral coral]

wrath at least had the river styx

[velvet furnace]

well ig 7-4 is also accurate.

[obtuse sigil]

and its not even a river

[coral coral]

and violence had the river phlegethon

[tame field]

Ultrakill's Limbo is isolation, Dante's Limbo is just, a meadow where the souls there are 'suffering' that they'll never reach God even tho it aint that bad

Lust is somewhat accurate, theres cold winds

Gluttony in Inferno is a muddy wasteland with rain

[obtuse sigil]

i remember that page in dante's infern owhere dante finds his own corpse on the floor in fraud

[fossil shell]

violence was pretty accurate i'll give it that
the boiling river
the trees
and the burning desert/ashes with fire rain

[fallow glacier]

Did u actually read it?

[obtuse sigil]

DID YOU READ IT??

[coral coral]

[thorn mulch]

Nietzsche speaks of this.

[tame field]

do you know who Nietzsche was

[untold vortex]

bruh hakita hasn't even read it

[broken meteor]

I don't think dante's version of fraud had moving portals or an o'neil cylinder

[fallow glacier]

Imagine reading

[thorn mulch]

No, do you?

[fossil shell]

you dont need to read it to know how fraud is in dante's inferno
and it is not even close

[tame field]

Fraud in Inferno is split into 10 bolges for each type of Fraud with their own punishments

It is a giant funnel that goes down into Treachery and it is probably the closest to the traditional depiction of Hell

Ultrakill's Fraud is not like that

[fallow glacier]

Whats the book even abt?😭

[fossil shell]

💀

[tame field]

unless we count like, the spiral city in 8-1 ig?

[coral coral]

some guy goes to hell

[untold vortex]

also Geryon is there

[tame field]

No

[broken meteor]

I guess you could say that 8-4 was the well guarded by giants

[tame field]

yeah tho Geryon in Inferno appears at the end of Violence

[fallow glacier]

Is he called v1 by any chance?

[velvet furnace]

could you

adress

what i said

rather than questioning if i read it or not

[coral coral]

v1 alighieri

[velvet furnace]

to which i reply ive read like half and got bored

[untold vortex]

No, it's Dante from hit video game Devil May Cry

[velvet furnace]

and read a summary of the rest

[obtuse sigil]

instead of "READ THE TERMINALS" images we need "ADDRESS THE ARGUMENTS"

[plush sierra]

would master oomf read the terminals

[rotund fable]

we need both

[velvet furnace]

nope

[velvet furnace]

ZERO

ZEROOOOOO

TREATS

[plush sierra]

undress me 🐘

[obtuse sigil]

She doesnt need them shes too fat

bro name is squirt

[reef umbra]

inferno push big moneybag, ultrakill push big rock

[velvet furnace]

iirc theres another punishment in greed in inferno too

[fallow glacier]

I havent read it either brotato

[obtuse sigil]

look at his username

his name dookie bruh

[velvet furnace]

HIS NAME

DOOKIE BRUH

[coral coral]

i like my cheese dookie bruh

[fallow glacier]

Devil may cry is cartoon from netflix

[reef umbra]

wikipedia say inferno fraud shaped like amphitheatre, ultrakill fraud has theatre

[broken meteor]

Looking at the book from hell in 7-4 after fraud makes me think that hell was actually kind of pissed off when making it

[plush sierra]

im crine

[fallow glacier]

Whos dookie?

[velvet furnace]

his name dookie bruh

[reef umbra]

i want to see gabriel and lucifer making out at the end of treachery yeah...

[broken meteor]

Hell viewed humanity's violence as ontological, so Earthmover apocalypse was the only way it could and should have ended, but against all odds, humanity survived and pulled together. There was no perfect closure.

[velvet furnace]

wrong

v1 gabriel will

infront of

lucifer corpse

[fallow glacier]

Who?

[velvet furnace]

im sorry i pinged you for them

make my death swift!

[reef umbra]

lucifer probably still alive...what if they all made out...

[plush sierra]

like taylor swift

[velvet furnace]

Gabriel wil kill him

and then make out with v1

easy

[fallow glacier]

Cant even imagine myself reading

[restive wasp]

BARYONYXXXX 🗣️🗣️🗣️ MOROS INTREPIDUS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ SPIKOMELLLUUUUUSSSSS!!!!!!!

[broken meteor]

Cloning cows also probably fucked with the whole "all growth is devourment" idea

[fallow glacier]

Cant recognize anyone but baryonix sorry😭

[thorn mulch]

that's whar i said

[reef umbra]

no...

[restive wasp]

Growls... Turns evil

[reef umbra]

what if lucifer was woman...

[restive wasp]

True !

[fallow glacier]

Ok mine is maip macrothorax, ever heard of him?

[unkempt delta]

the game doesn't follow it 1:1 but it is hinted at being icy cause of the 8-2 book

[restive wasp]

i love megaraptorids

[plush sierra]

Icy like my heart.

[thorn mulch]

are we unironically talking about icy ulysses

[velvet furnace]

yes

its a mercy kill

relax

[fallow glacier]

Lemma check

[plush sierra]

bench im getting edgeslop monster in my tl why would u do this

[restive wasp]

i really love maip's sister orkoraptor too just because of the artist rendition on wikipedia for it

[reef umbra]

ulysses big aura yes....

[velvet furnace]

he is a woman and has an exposed womb btw

lits up a cigar and smoke a fat one

[obtuse sigil]

everyone after nimrod prime drops: his name dookie bruh

[velvet furnace]

MY MONSTER

[fallow glacier]

Yea bro your knowledge outshadows mine

[restive wasp]

i didn't mean to paleomog you im sorry

[reef umbra]

heaven civil war will probably be wrapped up somehow, im think lucifer will do something about this

[velvet furnace]

HELL NO

[restive wasp]

This user... is... goated?

[velvet furnace]

LUCIFER IS NOT GONNA SHOW UP

AND FIX THE WHOLE SITUATION

[restive wasp]

WHO SAID FIX IT

[velvet furnace]

BECAUSE WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE IS THAT

[fallow glacier]

Do u know one with the biggest name?

[velvet furnace]

WRAPPED UP

[restive wasp]

Oh no

[obtuse sigil]

What is this blasphemy

[unkempt delta]

what is that phrase even a refence to

[potent hill]

hi wife

[velvet furnace]

the answer was nepotism eureka

[restive wasp]

actually surprisingly not but im willing to bet it's either a sauropod or a tyrannosaurid

[obtuse sigil]

hi wife

[obtuse sigil]

Dook868

[reef umbra]

ultrakill's version of lucifer is different, funny fish level showed he probably not evil...

[fallow glacier]

Micropachycephalosaurus

[restive wasp]

sauropods in particular always have ridiculous names

[velvet furnace]

things in heaven dont need to ''Wrap up'' The whole point of an open ending is it being OPEN

SCRATCHES EVERYONES EYES OUT

[restive wasp]

ITS A PACHYCEPHALOSAURID

FUUUUUUCK

I WAS WAY OFF

[reef umbra]

open ending not confirmed ourgh...

[fallow glacier]

I know one with the name so bad that pronouncing it here might get me banned

[obtuse sigil]

i think we all know what youre talking about

[velvet furnace]

open ending confirmed and restated from 2020 to 2028

[restive wasp]

i hope one day stygimoloch gets the comeback that nannotyrannus did

I WANT TO BELIEVE!

[reef umbra]

oh

[obtuse sigil]

and im not even tonna lie like ankylosaurus isnt even that bad of a name

[fallow glacier]

And im not talking about nigerosaurus

[coral coral]

uncsaurus

[velvet furnace]

open ended enough for a sequel

[reef umbra]

still bit odd for heaven situation to not be mentioned in ending at all

[obtuse sigil]

????

[velvet furnace]

close enough to feel like it being a good finale

[restive wasp]

people are really annoying about that dinosaur it pisses me off

[velvet furnace]

If hakita wants ultrakill 2 there you go

[patent onyx]

Ending is clear, V1 would be go to hibernation/sleep.

[tame field]

why?

[unkempt delta]

this is the first time I'm hearing of it

[velvet furnace]

Why is this guy talking about controversially named dinosaurs.

[obtuse sigil]

we can stop this now

[velvet furnace]

Ban them theyre annoying.

[obtuse sigil]

the dinosaur discussion has gone iut of hand

[fallow glacier]

In the end v1 will fall asleep on gabriels hips

[velvet furnace]

ban vamp too

[unkempt delta]

Ban Bench

[patent onyx]

Cute

[restive wasp]

comes from the giant rapeto ^_^ i love them they're a really cool member of titanosauria*

[late river]

i like bench

[fallow glacier]

Whos vamp

[unkempt delta]

ooh that's cool

[restive wasp]

titanosaurids were the last surviving groups of sauropods (🦕 <- these guys) and they were the only group still around by the time* of the extinction

[coral coral]

is this you

[velvet furnace]

he is in dantes i nferno

youd know if you read it

[patent onyx]

Will we get a Raphael fight like Fighting Dragon Ball Broly.

[velvet furnace]

No lol

he DEAD

DEAD DEAD

BURIED EVEN

[patent onyx]

Raphael represent Strength

[restive wasp]

argentinosaurus was a very notable member of titanosauria just for reference on why they have their names

[unkempt delta]

Don't trust Bench we WILL be fighting him
source: trust me

[restive wasp]

if you know that guy