#ultrakill-lore
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im i not wole enough?
Im the woler batman!!! Hahahah!!
its a thing idr the name of but it grows over the butts of male cicadas and turns them gay
well. bisexual
Alright, what do i do with It?
Genuenly feeds you to @plush sierra
whole house mad rn š
do you see the eggs and cockroaches underneath?
Not yet, should i go deeper?
The sword of damocles is above you
yeah probably a little deeper
better get my shield
Nice, the most i get the most i can sell for 44$
I donāt want itttt
hit a parry from dark souls
Dude... Fuck yes!
I will get the stick
im sorry im not up to the newblood disord lore, but who is mimikyu?
U canāt do this to me
I still cant see It, should I take out the muscle as well?
The best to ever do it
thatāll help
get these guys into humanity NOOOWWWW
well said
I see why Bench beats you every day
lowkey banger game concept, dig into your skin to find bugs, sell them for money to get better equipment to dig into your skin
Wiwiwi
im afraid that the steroid hyperfixation is about to return in full force
bones
sounds like something out of a fever dream š
i already have the search history that will make me look like a drug dealer
Thats my job now
Shall i take your skin too?
im.. im good
lowkey if i ever pursue game design i know what iām making first
this made me want to make cold coffee brb
it'd definitely be... something
Unfortunately i dont think there are parasites that turn females to male
They target tje males always
Call it skin trading
flesh fishing
its okay we've still got other things
Market-dermis
shoutout to protogyny
Just reinventing cruelty squad
Shoutout to this little them, half of it male half of it is female
this is what testosterone looks like under a microscope. i think.
google could be lying
ugly bugly
The best product born out of the realm of chaos
Strawberry but purple
Yucky you
can i interest you in a gynandromorph cardinal
what would happen if i drink a t bottle /genq
like
the bottle where you put the needles in
if i were to just drink it
what would happen
vamp you are the most bird person i have ever seen
Poisoning probably its suspended in oil
/genq
you can drink oil
Omg so pretty
it'd taste real good, I PROMISE
Just a bird actually
Angry birds logo
true true
here's a gynandromorph chicken
woahhh lots of cool animals here today
so cute, the chicken
Clearly itās just two different chickens
thatās one chicken looking chicken
Guys say something that minos prime would say
what does gayandromorph mean
weak
w0ke bullshit
oh damn are they female and male?
intersexuality in animals that have visible* sexual dimorphism
there is only 1 gender
Twin why you took a pic of your mirror
was feeling good idk
ah got it
gamer
Classic clown activities i suppose
very common in insects
So pretty
would you be sad if you saw me kill a cockroach
well, I AM a clown so idk what to tell you
if it was a pest no
Bench is a pest
you can like animals and understand pest control too
Oh i know your ass is dysphoric
faces of butterflies genuinely terrifying
Power
I can pay you to do it
That one SpongeBob episode:
what would happen if i would inject t in an insect
It'd probably just fucking die man
My wife doesnt like when i kill bugs infront of her
specifically bugs that arent mosquito sized
but like
theyre in our house bih
i know people will hate me for this but i fucking hate roaches, i have a vendetta against them
who would hate you for hating roaches
Crab spider portraying both dimorphic traits
idk
Me
me cause im a hater
Like as long as you aren't suggesting you could just. Eradicate the entire species and nothing would change you're fine you don't have to like any animal
hello beautiful
HIIIIIIISSSSSSSS
omg hi hissing cockroach
i only think we should eradicate the specific subspecies that think its acceptable to exist in my home
anyone who kills them in their natural habitat, where the roaches aren't hurting them
I don't like animals i don't think i have the patience or time to be a good pet owner
though i havent been seeing a lot of cockroaches as opposed to last year
those kinds are the only tolerable kind
blehhhh iām sorry but eh
i think i killed so many roaches that i affected their population
omggg
just not a fan iām sorry
me 2
why would i go out of my way to seek out roaches natural habitat
Anybody in general who kills animals in their natural habitat as long as they arent an immediate threat/pest
bigger bugs are cuter than smaller ones, like millipedes, IMO
nice, how many exactly?
as in. you're on a trek or something
also i dont live in america i cant go to assmongold's house
Looks trustworthy to me
what about hunters?
yyep
how about i kill myself infront of you huh
How do you feel about hunters
what does a animal display dimorphic traits mean?
both female and male characteristics i believe
Balls in face lmao
hunting is fine when curbing overpopulation which is what most Responsible hunting is anyway
emphasis on the pest part there
So legal hunting is okay
When done ethically yeah
i like fishing
Herritage, not son
cuz i like how fish taste
depends on what you consider ethical
im an enemy of christ.
no what if you hunt not for population control but for food because hunting is more ethical than factory farming
mb twin
i dont particularly agree with trophy hunting but i don't think its like. a moral crime or anything if still done with the intent of curbing overpopulation
Iirc it's only legal to hunt certain animals when they're in season and there's like tons of them
that's fine as long as you arent overhunting thats pretty normal
anyways i need sleep or iām going to fucking die cya losers later
where i live its illegal to fish for salmon for part of the year
in a way that doesn't cause unnecessary levels of harm to an animal
that makes sense
Just shoot it in the right place don't leave it dangling around from traps or dumb shit like that
So not what V1 is doing
why hunt via rifles when you can use hands
yeah but its not just cuz they look like that
its genetic
anyways did you calculated your weekly mg dose
yeah
Honestly, based
Hunting old style
because you cant use hands
You would die mostly
so with sharp weapons then
Humans used to hunt in packs for a reason
humans never hunted bare handed we always used some weapons
usually its bilateral yeah
We still sometimes do even with firearms at our disposal
Yeah but just imagine
Animals are dangerous yo
no way
what if it was just bunnies
i wish everybody who thinks you can unironically hunt with just your bare fists a very pleasant full grown stag during the mating season visit
also killing an animal with your hands is slow as fuck and painful for both you and the animals
what if the world was made of bunnies
I'm imagining a very happy lion
You dont get pleasure without pain
so soft and cute
old humans were more barbaric so they prob didnt care, food is food
I dont know about saying that in response to beating up animals man
we have
Why would you kill a bunny with your own hands
thousands of years
we are talking about doing it now though
of archeological evidence
i do that all the time i never feel pain bc im gods favourite
oh sorry
Of humans using tools to hunt
not like old people boxxed animals to death, they just stabbed them to death with spears and shit
for food and rabbit hide
Thats why i would wait until the animal feels like approaching
I dont force them to rush me
Utilizing tools is literally the biggest evolutionary edvantage we got that allowed us to hunt food larger than a fucking rabbit
Just shoot it with a gun or a bow dawg
but we can use the blood
cant spill too much.
Alright, using gaunlets would be cool ngl
early hominids weren't stupid they knew that they can't just punch shit to death unless its a life or death situation
i think generally finding a way to break the animals neck is quickest but theres also tools for that
its always fucking funny to me when shitfluencers insist that eating raw meat is "tribal" when the only reason that homosapians evolved is because we ate cooked meat that was softer meaning we needed smaller teeth meaning there was more space for our brains to grow
YEAH
LMFAO
I mean if you know how to do that effectively sure but if you fuck it up then poor thing š
goatis
this is how it feels to be transgender
even for a very strong adult hunter the most you can kill with your hands is like, 1 deer
i want to go back to when we had a life expectancy of 30 bc we died of disease from raw milk
a rabbit on a cup
one weak deer that is
will it get out
it wasnt a joke you just wanted to be a dark emo edgelord
i know :(
IM RETURNING TO THE TRIBAL LIFESTYLE WHICH IS WHY I AM KILLING 1/2 OF MY CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 10 TO SIMULATE THE INFANT MORTALITY RATE
i can kill a STRONG deer because i am a high testosterone alpha male
i wouldnt survive back then in the woods because i would be too lazy to hunt lowk
IM RETURNING TO THE TRIBAL LIFESTYLE WHICH IS WHY IM TAKING SYNTHETIC STEROIDS
What, how is brainrotted humor wanting to be a dark emo edgelord
i have to die in childbirth. for the greater good of society
look at this fucking thing literally 2 grams
me
so cute!
Genuenly what is a person doing against anything with natural weapons and atleast half the size of them
i can build huts or whatever š¤·āāļø
why would it do that
domestic dispute
strangle
^ With a lot of effort but its not impossible
Very high risk to get cut open attempting it and if you miss or get a weak hold it's looking ugly
It's just not sustainable more importantly its a massive amount of energy output in comparison to the actual result
I honestly forgot this was a ultrakill channel
our ancestors were really clever. i admire their inventions a lot, look at how far we've come
I mean, nothing is impossible if you think about it, you just die after doing most
a lot of things are i think
vamp how long for t to affect strength
lore is never on topic until somebody walks in and either mentions salt p-3 like its a canon concept and not a shitty theory or asks a genuine question that's easily answered by the terminals
Turning the world into pudding is not one of them
No, you dont understand, our ancestors werent clever, It was the aliens who did everything!
i said i can kill it i didnt say i can kill it without a hospital visit later
ik i was just saying
works pretty quickly from an anecdotal point of view my calves are like solid fucking rock now
i would love to eat yummy pudding rn
vanilla puddin
do you understand the gravity of the situation,.
i will punch anyone who says the pyramids of giza were built by aliens. i would actually do that
mmmmmm ouddin
This reminds me of if a human could beat certain husks debate
Truth nuke
yeah but like how fast r ur lifts increasing
even as a kid i knew they were built by slaves like, whats so hard to get abt that
they were built by husks in the greed layer, duh
I want you to punch someone
rnt u writing them down???
What are you talking about
how r u gonna make sure that theyre increasing though??
S T E R O I D S
Nice, never tried them, how they taste like?
gladly, if they have a bad take
I thought it was paid people, was i lied to? š¢
Everyone in this server
i have a blood test review every two or so months
the fuck happening to the deep
Nothing that headcanoning Raphael as a trans man can't fix
Nothing he doesn't desserve 
They werent build by slaves
Most people that build them were actually regular workers
no i meant how r u gonna make sure the lifts r getting heavier
His ass got pierced by the squids tentacle and it went up to his mouth
isnt it canon that all angels are transmasc
not necesarily transmasc rlly
Iirc lesser angels aren't really
They dont have gender, like, no gender at all
Does this to bench
can i still be a she/her if im a virtue
It/its
If you wanna
aura
you probably have to go by it or else you get outlanded
No, the greater angels will beat yo ass because they are genderphobic
why isnt heaven woke
virtues are human souls so i think they carry on their pronouns or whatever
heaven isn't woke but hell is... what did ultrakill mean by this...
Zack the whole fucking fight
unless the council decides to nuke your pronouns you're good
Js imagine how he was feeling during the final form
Vivziepop logic
summer feels like this rn 
Apparently itāll reach 40c later in the summer here
Why does Red have sea mines
Death
pulls outta his ass
Average day where in summer were I live
Gabriel and V1 fuckin in Treachery meanwhile Zachary is in the Organic Level like
Its canon that V1 and Gabriel make out in treachery btw
you can read greater angels at the very least as very easily transmasc
How can I read a greater angel, they dont have words on their body
Idk how u survive that gng
Face acting like he going to Heaven šš
its 42c for me at this moment!!! lovely weather
it gets to like 57 here on a bad day
I dont, i just die and revive the next day
the view over here is fire tho
I got an AC in my room its all good
that is so beautiful woahhh
I feel bad for yall im dying in 30c im not built for this
#ilovewinter
yeah because youre a cat
i would kill for cool weather
you dont have the greatest sweat glands
Our worst day was 51 or 52 or something damn
Do rats
somewhat
I mean, thats what we are doing as V1 right?
powers are not ''femboys''
they're neither boys nor are they feminine
strangles malphass
Gabriel
she had the most valid crash out
No she did not
she had reason to kill people idc
Yes
Blocking you too aswell
Guy? Thats very phobic of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tM2PHAjgss hear me out this is hell and lucifer
(lucifer the one whose hair turns green at the end and sings the rap at that last part)
didnt hakita said lucifer is "dead"? that makes him a perfect candidate for a prime soul!
he never
said that
That aint very woke of you twin
no
Thank you so much
what you just said also could mean that we can fight him in 9-2
every husk in the game is dead
well i dont think so
because thats already gabriel job
You think bench actually blocked us?
I hope they do
well what if V1 just dont care?
dont care abt what
its gabriels job
Same bro
Gabeās gonna find v1 and v1 needs blood why wouldnāt he care
oh okay imma move him to 9-1 now
But It sucks because i can still see their messages with horrible takes and cant annoy them back for said terrible takes
i'm tired, boss
5 minute break and then back to work
regardless for whoever is going to be p3
the crescendo motif appeared in event horizon correct?
The whaat
that means its across all 3 acts now
Either Lucifer or ulysses
Or hell
and we will hear it in p3
thats the world looks red motif, they're similar but not the same
Blinds the cyclops that held us captive for days
What you talking about Ulysses? He aint gonna be the third prime
no devil lived on has a section that is absolutely going to be the p-3 motif because i doubt they'd put the event horizon motif in p-3 because its lowkey mid as fuck
Shows up in another game with a fire ass design and green hair
What the fuck.
because he doesn't fit salt of course
Yep
he got papa hair
Because he is mentioned once in a really obscure book and he isnt mentioned anywhere else
I BELIEVE IN AEGEUS PRIME
10x more probable that is either lucifer or "hell itself"
If u deadass believe itās hell itself u gotta go
Nah hell believer forever
How would we fight let alone kill hell
hell over ulysses
if you laugh
you Legit
Die
i'm crine bro they're going to break their faces so hard when they play p-3 if they're deadass about the hell thing
You gonna stick to lucifer because he is hot
Im gonna stick with hell because she a mommy
We are actually the same
then they're gonna say hakita fumbled it when its literally anybody other than hell š
Do you say anything of value
femboy shit should be bannable tbh like its just extremely annoying
petty bitch š
femboy being unbanned but tw1nk staying filtered
Sometimes, but is more of a gamble than anything
Ohhhh you gotta die
we should do smth about this
Lmao i tried to say Tw1nk and It gave me a timeout, now i understand why
i want it gone just because i'm so sick and tired of people undermining ultrakill characters down to femboys because haha funny
It wouldnāt change anything theyād just have to say it differently
If you call Powers femboys you should genuinely kill yourself
Why are femboys so hated over here?
Not very woke of you all
same applies to v1, gabriel and mindflayers btw
Get a real identity outside of modern pederasty
WHO'S CALLING MINDFLAYERS THEM
LEGIT DIE
Tf you mean get a real identity im not even a femboy lmao
I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE ITS GENUINELY SO BAD
Bench
Im legit asking out of curiosity nothing else
Guys can we start human instrumentality having a body is so lame
truth nuke
Bench is quite a silly fellow
gabriel is some of the most manly characters i've seen in recent fiction and then people go and call him a femboy because haha funny i'm so funny guys look how original i am at completely ignoring a character and destroying them just to make a joke haha i'm a genius funny HAHHAHAHAH
What is manly?
He's not even particularly manly the joke is just thinly veiled bigotry
Femboys being transmisogynistic fork found in cutlery tray
icl it smells like misandry to me
v1 just gonna be standing there like š§
The hate they hold for each other is so nhmg
They should kiss
Its smells like people cant stop themsleves on putting a label into everything
male characters cant express even the slighest bit of femininity or anything that isnt straight because then they will be called femboy to death
and gabriel isnt even a male lmao he doesnt have a gender
#THEY dont like to hear it
yeah
Why the # lol
Wouldnt angels be an it, since theyre like, not humans
Hay/Hem
this is explained in the power terminal
they go by he/him because they try to represent their closeness to god
But yeah sure, they use pronouns because of their closeness to god, but aside from that, theyre it/it right
i dont know
lesser angels are still human souls
Cuz lik- oh right good point
Would that mean intelligent aliens would be called "It/Its"?
its probably just they/it if anything
i think they just go by the pronouns they had in life
Maybe Iāll keep you a round for a bit vamp.
it seems to be an Insult in heaven's society so. Shrugs
i agree lol
i mean like
yea unless they use their own pronouns or something š
they see machines as objects so called something it/its would be basically a heaven slur
I mean angels donāt have distinct s3xes either, which is another factor
Show me a cute bird
Bir
what is this species
bearded reedling
they're all genderless
american bittern
That looks like a quetzwlcoatlus (I misspelled it but yknow what I mean)
so big and fat and round
Bro is asking like malphass is an AI lmao
he is
how about a japanese long tailed tit
i love whoever keeps naming birds
Not very woke of you
blue footed booby
look at my chud son.
omg hi great eared nightjar
Fr looks like they stepped in paint
Too many animals where is the ultrakilling
blue is such a rare color in nature that its weird when its actually present on something
winged frog
australian magpies are so cute
yeah they are
Bath odysseus:
birds fucking love that shit
This Fucker
Hi.
shoebills have some pretty scary aura
w l4rps
oh my god hi cool ass blue bird from my country hi hi ihi hi hhi
Alright show me one with more aura
real life phoenix god damn
not the most auraful though
Then show me i wanna see
andean condor
Why is the Word l4rp cencored
he looks like hed be a villain in an animated disney movie back when they still made good movies
alternatively, harpy eagle
Nah, i'll say the one i showed has more aura, the red eyes gives It the touch
NEWGEEEEENNN
Theres also white variety
aaaa big birds are awesome
vamp have u played monster hunter before
so cool
L4RP L4RP L4RP SAHUR ! THEY'RE NATURALLY WHITE!
THE RED DYE IS FROM IRON DEPOSITS IN THE MUD !
MOGGED by the horned grebe
gorgeous
is that her baby
yes
Thats like saying that someone is a fake for coloring their hair
Not very woke of you smt
answer vamp vamp vamp sahur.
lets be colourful with mama
Always aurafarming
im basic
monster hunter designs are so goated
All I'm saying is that this red is Allllll Natural
i've seen some tuff ass hawk images before but this is sick too
huge ass bird god damn
i like odogaron thats literally me
i see these birds around a lot and they're very cute
But the eyes aint red, the natural sharingan gives It extra points
infinite aura
im mizutsune
theyre all so pretty and i love how they work best boys heh
You'll never be a loon.
Now that one I can aurgue Its on par
IM A L4RPER POSEIDON IS ACTUALLY NOT POLYPHEMUS FATHER IN HADES
Has a Bearded Vulture ever stabbed an eagle through the heart with it's beak
I don't think so
BUT POSEIDON TOLD HIM HE IS HIS SON AND NOW POLYPHEMUS TRIES TO LOOK LIKE HIM THATS WHY HE DYED HIS HAIR
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/why-loon-stabbed-bald-eagle-heart Could never be the goat.
dude. Where did chris go
we moved on from this too fast i think
absolutely
betrayed by her own nature #YUP #YUUUUPPPPPP
runs past the channel really fast
look at the mechanical detail omg
Did you guys see that
Wrong gif
Whatever
Right one now
im gem heh
not much to say about it
you dont like this game half as much as i do.
plus your cishet so
Alright i dont think they did (Not like they live near eagles anyways)
But their og name is Quebrantahuesos which literally translates to bone breaker
The name gives It extra aura points
explodes in red mist and reassembles into a newer more polished form
ur spiritually cishet
youre a skibidi chud
i wouldnt say this to my worst enemy
first true mimi message
bitch
you mean ossifrage
Lays a 1000 eggs and dies
i like how the puppet is pointing the gun at v1. its death is inevitable, and will be caused by itself.
its mirror self does not hesitate to point the gun. the hunger for blood is a tragic one
octo pi
Mogged again.
v1 fascination with itself
its like showing a dog a mirror they either crash out or they dont
this can be v2 if you squint at it
They are native to Spain and the first records of them come from there
So we should take the spanish name as their native one
I lifted my grandmas chud dog infrotn of a mirror and it did nothing
this can be v2 if hakita wasnt a chud
but does the puppet have a choice? do any of them???
hakita IS a chud im still not over the archangel book deletion
The what
I hope we get an ebola leak
It must suck being a Bearded Vulture and being lined up against the greatest
v1 not raising his gun is also very hopeful slop, he is okay with his own undoing by himself and he is willing to see it through
its so sisyphean!
beats minos on the head
there was a book about the archangels that was supposed to be in the game but didnt get in because it was too direct
so sad that vamp passed away
atleast hes with tung now
atleast one of these is a pokemon
What is that debiant art oc ass bird twin šš
#AWKWAAARRRRDDDDD
its like i can still hear his voice š¢
YYYESSS!!!! it finds peace with its succumbing when it realises there is no blood to chase and no gabriel to fight.
perhaps death can be tolerable after all
who's called the King Vulture
Not your "goat"!
#BRUTALLYMOGGED
BRUTA;LLLY
Of course Its not my goat because wtf is that beak
BLONDE ā
SKINNY ā
RICH ā
BITCH ā
its beak gives it more aura
the feathers wrap around it like a coat :D flexing that money
Oh bearded vulture... You're fading!
Bro those nostrils make It look like It has a Mickey mouse logo on its beak, and whats up with that
And whats that ball looking thing on the beak
"but i have a smooth beak"
Kinda looks like Majora's mask ngl
It eats bones which is even more raw
but the right spoon would be horrible to use
What if the world was amde out AASAH AAH STOP STOPPP YOURE KILLIGN ME ASTOP
What if 9-2 is a three-way fight between Gabriel, V1 and Lucifer?
When we arrive on 9-2 Gabriel is just setting Lucifer free, and V1 interrupts him. Gabriel and V1 fight, and in the middle of the fight Lucifer wakes up, and is confused and hurt from its torture, and fights both Gabriel and V1
''Three way'' š
š
Your goat eats rotten meat, my goat crushes your bones and eats them
We are not the same
Gabriel is killing that boy lucifer
its a 1v1 do not mess with the date
MALPHASS
YOURE GETTING BAITED
did Kahita personally inform you
THIS GUY DOES THIS!
He's mad because his "goat" could never be The King
Doesn't even crush them
What if during Sukuna vs Gojo kashimo joined in to help gojo
i hope you udnerstood it now
Sendai Colony fight but in hell
this is so funny please continue
this is no sendai colony this is the greatest vs the greatest š
and V2 (the machine nobody invited) tries to join the fight
Ooo it stank...
Lucifer doing anything other than dying is white noiiiiseeee
v2 is DEAD
sorry for screaming at you it just occurred in the moment
classic L4rper behavior, better eat bones than eating stinky rotten meat and looking like the bootleg version of the vultures from the jungle book
or the Maurice no one invited
malph.
YOUR GOAT EATS "STINKY ROTTEN MEAT" TOO
š
joy is a good emote.
Do not mention raphamichael either
christians are here
90% of Its diet is bones, keep trying l4rpidy l4rp l4rp
dont even mention mindflayers
cishets are here
even i get a little spooked when i think about them
straight up turns into odysseus from epic
š¤ š¤ š¤
So just like your "goat" but unlike that fart smella mine has the option to eat literal bones
And has way cooler eyes
And way cooler coloration
And way cooler hunting tactics
Keep trying
š¤Ŗ
MEET POTENTIAL VULTURE
0 THERMOREGULATION
0 EFFORT PUT INTO BEING A DECOMPOSER SPECIES
7 TORTOISES DROPPED ON HUMAN HEADS BY ACCIDENT
Bro can only comunicate with emojis
Anyways what is this supposed to prove? We are here to judge cool factor
Also stuff like Trex are extinct and aint no way you telling me they are lamer than a gekko
hey keep gekkos out of this
Alright mb gang
But you gotta admit a Trex is cooler looking
#ilovespinos
sure i guess
Triceratops clears end of discussion
I agree
Who cares, they are above being a stinky decomposer, the lesser vultures can do that for them, also dropping turtles on humans is based, humans be kinda trash sometimes
i love my chud aquatic apex predator son
L4444RRRRRPPPPPPPPPP "THEY'RE ABOVE BEING A STINKY DECOMPOSER" THEY LOVE EATING THE BONES THAT OTHER DECOMPOSERS HAVE WORKED HARD TO BREAK DOWN š
Still never the King!
is the gmail icon weird for me or is it weird for everybody
google out here just ruining stuff again
gonna teleport myself to the triassic era
Imagine being so trash at the game that you let your food be stolen from you on your face
Would be my goat thats for sure
june 1st soon
STOLEN????? šššššš
THE KING EATS FIRST !
The "king" eats a bit of the stinky rotten meat then the rest gets stolen by the goat
bearded vultures don't steal shit bro they eat the leftovers of the leftovers š
Your goat! is! WASSSHHEEEDDDD
halo
Nope they can also step in aggressively and steal the bones
guys what if gabriel prime
Stealing them from who š Nobody else wants that nutrientless shit
Imagine not eating bones, what a bunch of chuds
Something wicked prime for P-P
Filth prime for P-3
ŁŁŲ§
@minor geyser, please keep all discussions in English.
Gabriel accepted his death so no
The glizzy gobbler vs the The King... Oooh it stank
What if V2 prime
Gabriel is the final boss of the game
wdym?
p-3 is an optional boss
oh
V2 is dead
ŁŁŁ
@minor geyser, please keep all discussions in English.
Prime soul V2
The king of chuds vs the bone breaker
Keep yapping
Machines don't have souls
Only husks have a soul
"BONE BREAKER" š THAT BITCH DROPS THEM FROM THE SKY
Hell magic brings him back
It still break the bones one way or another
Ok valid ššššššššš
not even deathcatchers bring him back if you try
"bone breaker" and that bitch doesn't lay a finger on anybody bigger than a turtle LMAAAAOOOOOOO
#AWKWAARRRDDDDDD
Your chud king does lay a finger on anything that aint already dead lmao
Also why you talking in all caps
Who's picking off calfs š¤«
Not your "goat" š§āāļø
are yall still on this
Who's called the "carcass can-opener"
Not! Your! Goat!
MEET! POTENTIAL! VULTUREEE!!!!
Neither does your "goat" thats for sure
They go for vulnerable newborn calves, and Its not even their primary source of food lmao
malphass can i get your opinion
you scale under kakapos
I mean, thats true, whats to say about that?
V2 Prime
it's like a sleeper agent phrase
l*nguini viewer spotted
we canāt
be doing ts
Tell him to read the 4-2 book
Sisyphus DID care about his people, the blood shed was just the only viable option to save his people
GOT YOUR TAKE ON THE LORE FROM A YOUTUBER AWARD
tell him to read sisyphus' fucking terminal entry on the first line š
Both
Thats literally what the terminals say, he just wanted the beef It doesnt say that he care that much about his soldiers
ARE YOU DUMB
FIRST LINE
š
Malphas calling people dumb has to be a sight to see
"Thats literally what the terminals say"
Look inside
Genuinely could not be more of the opposite
It's like seeing bench not call someone who doesn't know the lore illiterate
On The First Line
Yeah because they were usefull for him, and It probably just means the ones closer to him
Because honestly who is he gonna lie, cheat and kill to if not his own people? The angels? Yeah sure
malphass calls people morons all the time
he is foul mouthed
First time seeing it myself
Holy shit
Lmfao
MALPHASS
THEYRE BATING YOU
THIS IS THE 5TH TIME THEY DO THIS
I'm not even engaging with that take bait or not I'll let everybody else read it for themselves š
one of the hardest lines in the game and people will still be like "nope no he just wanted violence for the sake of violence"
Silence doctor
if he was white people would be calling him based more often
#JustSaying
he led a deathcult and didnt care about anyone.... so evil.
Being a roleist against someone who is of higher role šš
The oppressed shall rise
ok š
These higher roles had It too easy for too long
You just want violence because you're bored
Hmmz Syphilis coded fr fr/j
How'd yall do in 0-S
True Bird
Sisypiss
peak physique
Little secret over here, since these levels have no ranking you can use cheats without fear of getting a blue grade
ohh ok
But i didnt say anything
ok?
Whats the point of playing the level then
It's like playing chess with yourself
I just shared arcane knowledge
I didnt say It was to have more fun in the levels
scoliosis
Also some people hate horror games and just want the completion mark
So like, yeah
scoliosis WHO ?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
why do you hate me
i love wither skeletons
but my pfp is v2 with flesh panopticon eye
are you v2
im sure theres a discord server out there if youre a v2 irl or kinnie or whatever
minecraft
Shows you a vision of the future unavoidable
there is and it is called the nbds
is it a good future atleast
dbz future timeline
Depends when you are viewing it
if god cant unmake hell, does that mean hell is more powerfull than god? if so, could hell depower god to make it fight v1?
Why would he do that
hm. right now i think
what are you saying rn bro
Disappears and doesnt answer you bcuz im an asshole
aaughhjjgjj grrrrrrrr
Whether god is less or more or equal to hell it doesnt matter
God is gone
Hell is not
but what if god is gone because hell took it for himself?
what if
Why would Hell take god hostage lowk
got lucifer for that
why would god fight us anyway
That Too Lmfao that guy is depressed as fuck
also just because he's not All Powerful doesn';t mean he's. Powerless??????
He'd still fucking smite you
Like i think if Hell yearning for good finales is true
then why would it take God
what if ultrakill was ultrakill
why doesn't gabriel just find god? is he stupid?
Girl all he has to do is rattle the earth a bit and you get blown out into orbit Fym depower him to make him fight v1
maybe his guilt was so big he sent himself to hell because he felt he deserved it
why doesn't god just go to therapy? is he stupid?
why don't the angels who frequent hell know where he is
why didnt god just kill himself
Is he hiding every time they come down
Alternatively His guilt is so inmense he does not want anyone not even hell to stand near him
thats the entire reason why
he wanted to die
Expensive
Do yoiu think he sees a virtue on warden duty and hides behind a corner
bros on some scooby doo shit
god is somewhere veeerryyy far away and its not treachery or hell's prison or whatever
God watching his Virtues beating up a sinner
What if we fight fishy in 9-2
Thats why he: left
Phanuel
@full topaz can u confirm
Regardless if Hell indeed has God somehow
it isnt important
God is a non factor in the narrative
you cant in anyway insert God right now
without it dearraging the course
Ummm but Hakita said he thinks whatever's cool comes first before the lore!!!!
Bench I didn't mean it
Come back
buh buh my subversion!!!!
shows you and your fleet fate with scylla
Continues regardless
I cant
get over
"Hakita is making a subversion pattern"
They gave this guy over 50k views
what the fuck does that even mean
HE'S WRITING SUBVERSION
i lowk couldnt have killed astyanax
we js saying shit
people when stories are interesting
i wouldve had all my men die way before if i was odysseus
if i was Odysseus I would have killed my men homoerotically
"wow omg the mc is actually the villain's child??? the author is so good at subversion"
We're going back in time to return Darth Vader to the hell he came from
He set a bad example.
yyep
"mc is actually the villain's child" should only work if the mc has had close proximity to the villain this entire time and doesnt understand why they're so fond of them as a pawn #DONTTALKTOME
subversion fatigue real
#ITSHOULDBEUSEDASLEVERAGE
scott cawthon will pay
i only watched the first star wars movie btw, i am still nodding my head in agreement š
kill all videogame writers
the darth vader twist is fine it just retroactively opened the flood gates of hell
#themcisactuallythevillainschildshouldnotbeusedasacheapplottwistortotryandmaketheaudiencrsympathetictothevillain
TRUKE
LOL
i see i see
MC is the kid of the villain not in a "but we're family" way but instead in a "I'm going to exploit the nature of the nuclear family" way
mc is the kid of the villain in the "im going to manipulate the mc" way
YES! YESSS!!!!!
agreed!!!!! i hate it when villain backstories are brought up for no apparent reason just to make the audience like them!!! they did bad actions, and the backstory should be used as a way to explain character and build upon it
if god is the final villain of ultrakill does that make gabriel the kid of the villain trope
omg yes
Is there already some lore developed within the fraud layer? Or do we need to wait for the layer's secret mission for it to make sense? 
theres
When the story got familial abuse as a critique of the societal importance on family ties as a method of control
lore in fraud yes
hell's character is shown more clearly in fraud, and we learn more about heaven
theres
terminal entries
last time
i checked
like
those
are not gonna
be added
in 1.0
in my ideal world the villain would have abandoned the mc as a baby. but then uses this connection that the mc did not have growing up to manipulate the mc into joining the dark side.
This trope is best when its the mother #TBH
In my ideal world all villains are mothers
misogyny
I had a neat idea about the encores that probably isnāt true but basically my theory goes is that the encores act as a reflection of ULTRAKILL, of V1 and of Hell, both figuratively and literally.
0-E has hot and cold mechanics. Whatās a cold place in hell? Treachery, Layer 9.
1-E has some funky pathing and shifting changing environments. Where else does that occur? Fraud, Layer 8.
Then it follows that 2-E will be a destroyed version of lust city thatās in constant war to reflect on Layer 7 and so on.
Just a neat little prediction I have.
Hmmmmm
i dont like it.
limbo is far too little
disruptive
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT SAY M PREG HERE
what the hell, sure
its a stretch but its not as if there's like
Canon information about the encores
m preg
YOURE PART OF THE PROBLEM BTW.
it wasnt
Regarding Heaven, are you referring to that painting of the five main angels?
its just the same vibe
JUST LASHING OUT AT ME
FUCK YOU
yes, and the powers
And yk
space
and the providences
And the spheres of heaven
god that section is great
its so fricking romantic yo but people will murder you if you dont say hell is ontologically evil
i remember booting up and seeing earth in there and looking at my screen like this for a full minute
Hell you pervert
theres a lot. i suggest going through the new hell books, terminals, and looking into what everything can mean in the grand scheme of things
hell is loving and that's the horror and cruelty of it
YES! YES#!!! FAWWWKKKKK
panting like a dog
All loving all power daughter
HELL CAN LOVE AND SHE LOVES IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE
Yeah the limbo is reaching but I think the prelude has some grounding. I just wonder whatās gonna happen in later encores and if it continues with this pattern or not. Something Iāve noticed is that lots of things in ULTRAKILL follow patterns, like the prime souls respective later being different between acts. For Minos, his respective layer is the second layer of his act. For Sisyphus, his respective layer is the first of his act. That also means for the next prime souls respective layer, itās most likely gonna be Treachery, which it has to be.
And best part is. She did nothing wrong and was right in its thesis
Hello guyz
i was awestruck the entire time. i was proud of the team of coming so far!!! and i was just misty eyed thinking about poor v1 :(
Patternslop
hell my beautiful daughter oh so horrific so loving and cruel and beautiful
Everythingslop
Whips vamp
Slopslop
Everything Everywhere All at Slop
SLOP
Slop Prime,
Judge of Slop
pulls out naoya face
everything at the end of slop
Slop gem
you can tell so bad that she's the perfect encapsulation of god's wrath Genuinely starts peeling my face off
Devslop, Red Slop
she's so cruel. because she loves.
Grabs mimikyu and devours him like saturn and his son
Slop World. Slopcat
Slopkill. Slop may cashgrab
of course. of course god loves humanity so much that he wants them to be perfect--- this love twisted and warped violently to make hell, some representation of this violent desire to create and undo. when god damned his kindness, of course hell was going to love it, because in its loving, kindness was what it lacked
Slop: The Brainrot Ages
YESSS !!!!
Age of Slop
IM GOING INTO LAABOOUURRR
Chat do we think Gabriel is gonna use hell energy instead of holy light in his final fight
hes gonna use his swords with all the raw power he's got
Raw
no holy light no hell energy only the swords. he is equal with the machine and will fight equally with it
. and ?
oh i just realised
i meant it in the. nevermind
no
Hell gas tho
Gabrielās gonna go āim gabe. Gabe Gabrielā then heāll be absolutely curb stomped by V1
Gabriel did not see his weapon and discarded it
he saw his weapon
Neither heās gonna be RAW and kill V1, And die himself.
reborn
v1 is gonna kiss gabriel's severed head
he will use his holy light because its now his
he chose not to gain it back
this is HIS holy light not the councils or God
he chose to die with it
Like home stuck
Throws bricks at you
