NFL

[dusty hare]

chama deez nuts

[coral gorge]

Idk bro it’s looking pretty bleak

[dusty hare]

alex would kill hokit

[coral gorge]

You think we can win a game against the wolves?

[vapid imp]

I see

[cold cove]

#bringBackTheBalletChannel

[serene flint]

also

[half phoenix]

It’s the Carlos channel

[serene flint]

do you realize

I had to hard code the bot

to delete ur messages in the lakers chat

cause u keep capitalizing

do u not realize no one else capitalizing

ur pulling a mario

[paper gulch]

Bros getting flamed for having good grammar 😭

[vapid imp]

Easy w tomorrow vs fraud sinner

[jade gate]

yo bring back the porn channel or we gonna have a problem

https://tenor.com/view/el-wiro-pop-el-wiro-meme-gif-330905900172200186

[limber tapir]

plays crashing out holy shit

[jade gate]

?

[coral gorge]

What happen

[paper gulch]

He got banned

[quick canopy]

What happened to him HAHAHA

[jade gate]

he dm’d you?

[stuck pollen]

He's dming everyone

[serene flint]

he takes everything so personally

[river estuary]

man im disappointed that Lakers fans get easily discouraged just because two stars is injured. I'm a lakers fan whatever we have. I'm not gonna cry and complain if we get eliminated early but its exciting to see if they win. I trust in Lebron and Luke Kennard's suprising play making as a point guard

[serene flint]

he pissed me off

[vapid imp]

He seemed like a thunder fan to me

[coral gorge]

I think it’s reasonable to get discouraged if your best 2 players are injured

[half phoenix]

He dm’d everyone, I’m literally watching Coachella like, I’m not on here 24/7 man 😭 I was enjoying giveon

[vapid imp]

Oh my god I will forever be on the good side Ima good boy. I didn’t know it banned your IP 💀

[faint tapir]

Play just dmed me “Bro” nah im retiring

[paper gulch]

Why the hate on play, what he do

[serene flint]

theres no way this is correct

[half phoenix]

Dude every mute he got here he blamed me

Like wtf

[coral gorge]

He asked me “what’s going on with lakercord” how am I supposed to know bro

[stuck pollen]

play DMd me the link of a server I'm already in

[limber tapir]

yes

[river estuary]

that's fair. but i believe they have something in this team.
I just hope JJ don't overplay Bronny James. just give Nick Smith minutes instead we need more scoring now lol

[half phoenix]

I’m at Couchella

[cold cove]

Just got a text...

All I can say is WOW 👀

Stay tuned.

[vapid imp]

It’s from discord wiki

[cold cove]

Son get off the cord

[wind olive]

wut happened

[jade gate]

Just tell him the server got deleted

[half phoenix]

someone named Play aka the biggest Shanahan stan kept DMing me 😭

[fresh stratus]

Does Baconjuice have mod still

[tropic vapor]

Oh the horrors…

[fresh stratus]

The OG

[cold cove]

I was given mod and somehow my finger must have slipped

[serene flint]

i deleted all the roles

[fresh stratus]

NOOO

[vapid imp]

Life could be worse guys. You can be a cowboys fan

[coral gorge]

The server getting deleted right before I hit HOF

[faint tapir]

I have another admin bot i challenge you to find it @serene flint

[paper gulch]

Coup d'etat by Hayk?

[faint tapir]

My coup d'etat would last 15 seconds

[tropic vapor]

Ts discord shi really does get serious

[river estuary]

anyway guys i'm out
My Math Teacher Luke Kennard is a legit second option
TRUST ME
later peace!

[paper gulch]

ts discord shi 🥀

but u right tho

[jade gate]

You mess with chedia and you get the deet

[paper gulch]

Too many deets and Timothy Mcveigh starts hating on you

like yea lemme not use the deeting bot to deet 🤦‍♂️

[fresh stratus]

Can we deet yet

[serene flint]

maybe

$deet

[small matrix]

3/37
— csorx on March 09, 2026 at 06:37 PM UTC

[paper gulch]

[faint tapir]

Ngl no one is using that shit anymore

[fresh stratus]

$chedia

[small matrix]

— csorx on February 24, 2026 at 06:05 PM UTC
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1463684234047783175/1475916654964772864/image0.jpg?ex=69dbdeff&is=69da8d7f&hm=82b8f04f5452ba1bc7da373d7e235f637ba5c771cea7644bb486e511bcaa62f1&

[coral gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/alfrdd-alfred-hetalia-america-alfred-f-jones-gif-44380620706338971

[fresh stratus]

It's all csorx LEGORP advanced stats I'm done

[serene flint]

alfred was just scourge virus

[faint tapir]

Can i have mod back

[serene flint]

see if i give a fuck

[faint tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/gd-gd-gif-gd-gifs-gdfactory-gdfactory-gif-gif-11348144657129510395

[tropic vapor]

Why so serious

I’m crine bro

[vapid imp]

@serene flint what were the other 12 reasons

[paper gulch]

Can we at least get generacl back

[serene flint]

u know what

ill pay to win

give boosters access to geenracl

[serene flint]

u should be able to see

[faint tapir]

Can i have mod back @serene flint

[paper gulch]

yea i do

[faint tapir]

@serene flint

[serene flint]

no server will be open during playoffs

[faint tapir]

@serene flint

[tropic vapor]

I’m sure

[faint tapir]

@serene flint

[limber tapir]

it's your's and mvp's fault btw

maybe, indirectly, me for suggesting the chedia command last night

[serene flint]

i feel like thats more than indirect

[faint tapir]

@serene flint Can i have mod back

[paper gulch]

yea i shouldnt have spammed so much in hindsight, was just having fun with the new bot

[serene flint]

there was nothing else happening

[paper gulch]

didnt think the fallout would get this crazy

[serene flint]

its not your fault

"guys do we have a chance in teh first round"

"do we wanna play rockets or wolves"

for the 100th time

weve genuinely had worse trends and fixations rather than 2 hours of that bot

which I was fixiing

[faint tapir]

Ok tell me that directly dont delete chats

Ur wrong btw

[serene flint]

I DID

I DID TELL YOU

[faint tapir]

Like im the correct one here

Objectively

By far

[serene flint]

hayk dont kick it

wow

so hard

[faint tapir]

Youre inherently unpredictable

For instance

What you just did

Meanwhile if i click kick

It just mutes for a while

Did i BAN it

[serene flint]

what was so wrong with telling me to take it offline

[faint tapir]

Which i also couldve but no i kicked it cuz my intention was temporary

[serene flint]

its not like i wasnt in chat

[faint tapir]

Idk youre weird

You like

Scheme and stuff

[serene flint]

i genuinely dont udnerstand why you would kick it

after i specifically asked not to

[faint tapir]

ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[serene flint]

it is

[limber tapir]

i see, well my bad

[serene flint]

bot @ everyone once and u kicked it

eric would be kicked 10 times by now

[faint tapir]

Dont say my bad to him u did nothing

[faint tapir]

That had 0 correlation

[serene flint]

i never said it was his fault

why did you kick it

[faint tapir]

To effectively mute it

Until you fix it

[serene flint]

why

litearlly

[faint tapir]

Wdym why

[serene flint]

who was complaining

pther than play

[faint tapir]

Who was complaining here that ufc channel exists

or soccer or whatever the f

Like i hate soccer more than the next goy

[serene flint]

its called retaliation

[faint tapir]

Ok but like you have a phd why are you retaliating on discord

[wide wadi]

Yo what happened to the general chat?

[faint tapir]

Blitzkrieg happened

Im gonna find a way to undo that so it takes a couple more days

[serene flint]

u literally annoyed me into letting u send it

[faint tapir]

Yes cuz we're armenian/iranian the superior race

We shouldnt be arguing

[outer shale]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-crazy-shocked-surprised-flames-gif-16577214

[faint tapir]

@serene flint Can i have mod back

[ruby locust]

uh what happened to general ._.

[limber tapir]

man, the wave of nostalgia i just got

[coral gorge]

https://x.com/SloHoopsFan/status/2043160179668308455?s=20 TAOP @outer shale

SLO HOOPS FAN 🇸🇮 (@SloHoopsFan)

That Shams tweet about Luka will be amazing, can’t wait for the good news.

X · Apr 12, 2026, 2:52 AM

[vapid imp]

Jump scare

[outer shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-dude-gif-7309611

yo bro don’t @ me streets not safe rn

[jade gate]

anyways

[jade gate]

ant is a terrible father lmaoo @coral gorge @outer shale

[coral gorge]

EAOP

[faint tapir]

@limber tapir Ty for the boost

For those just tuning in the server will be back shortly

[quick canopy]

Is that real

[coral gorge]

https://x.com/JAL3NYK/status/2043119494285897734?s=20 @half phoenix @broken rampart

👑 (@JAL3NYK)

Podz has officially scored every number from 0-30 🔥💪

X · Apr 12, 2026, 12:10 AM

even lebron hasn't done this

[vapid imp]

Honestly deserves a max contract

[half phoenix]

Not tweeting till Podz gets 31 points

[jade gate]

lowkey dan da dan has better plot than code geass… @vapid flame

[wind olive]

actually true

[vapid imp]

Chill reaves deserves it

[limber tapir]

fucking drone

[coral gorge]

i mean...

https://tenor.com/view/keffa-karceno-gif-6784164235141014765

[coral gorge]

0 media literacy ftw

[wind olive]

ur ai

[serene flint]

server comes back if lebron manages to win 1 playoff game

if not you guys can vote to keep trig or open server

[faint tapir]

Can we vote to give me owner

[serene flint]

u can vote for sure

dprk election results will happen though

[faint tapir]

Its not fun being on the receiving end of authoritarianism

[coral gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/aqua-konosuba-kazuma-sad-hand-on-shoulder-gif-2472116041386216360

[half phoenix]

Bye @vapid flame

[tropic vapor]

How do I tell you this

[paper gulch]

"yall got me"

[coral gorge]

Getting to open the server and get rid of trig in one go

[serene flint]

u know what

trig made me laugh

trig making me open the server again

[jade gate]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-meme-laughing-handshake-gif-4066474992356265959

[serene flint]

everyone thank trig

[jade gate]

@coral gorge @outer shale

[serene flint]

that was too funny

[paper gulch]

TRIG the MVP

[serene flint]

"yall got me"

tears

[tropic vapor]

Trig got the whole server laughing

[twilit heath]

one last mock draft

[wooden lodge]

Damn

[zealous copper]

1. Raiders - Fernando Mendoza QB Indiana

2. Jets - Arvell Reese EDGE Ohio State

3. Cardinals - David Bailey EDGE Texas Tech

4. Titans - Jeremiyah Love RB Notre Dame

5. Giants - Sonny Styles LB Ohio State

6. Browns - Spencer Fano OT Utah

7. Commanders - Carnell Tate WR Ohio State

8. Saints - Jordyn Tyson WR Arizona State

9. Chiefs - Mansoor Delane CB LSU

10. Giants - Caleb Downs S Ohio State

11. Dolphins - Francis Mauigoa OT Miami

12. Cowboys - Rueben Bain EDGE Miami

13. Rams - Makai Lemon WR USC

14. Ravens - Olaivavega Ioane OG Penn State

15. Buccaneers - Keldric Faulk EDGE Auburn

16. Jets - Omar Cooper WR Indiana

17. Lions - Kadyn Proctor OT Alabama

18. Vikings - Dillon Thienenan S Oregon

19. Panthers - Kenyon Sadiq TE Oregon

20. Cowboys - Chris Johnson CB San Diego State

21. Steelers - Monroe Freeling OT Georgia

22. Chargers - Akeem Mesidor EDGE Miami

23. Eagles - Denzel Boston WR Washington

24. Browns - KC Concepcion WR Texas A&M

25. Bears - Emmanuel Mcneil-Warren S Toledo

26. Bills - Kayden Mcdonald DT Ohio State

27. 49ers - Caleb Lomu OT Utah

28. Texas - Peter Woods DT Clemson

29. Chiefs - Blake Miller OT Clemson

30. Dolphins - Colton Hood CB Tennessee

31. Patriots - Max Iheanachoe OT Arizona State

32. Seahawks - TJ Parker EDGE Clemson

[left kelp]

i genuinely cant anymore

i genuinely cant do it

[zealous copper]

https://x.com/AlbertBreer/status/2047491949448290611?s=20

Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer)

Rams GM Les Snead and UT-Martin coach Jason Simpson have a very strong relationship—to the point where Snead helped advise the family when Jason's son, Ty, was making a decision on whether or not to declare for the draft.

Now, Ty Simpson is a Ram.

X · Apr 24, 2026, 1:44 AM

[limber tapir]

https://www.threads.com/@jpafootball/post/DXfM3EKlGRi?xmt=AQF08NszcXEBmua04Fp3aWeKIaHd0aWOdeowuDBbeAJKFC5ufGNPuNw3HLvNNysBFTCtP3TA&slof=1

cant believe they actually drafted him there, fml

[twilit heath]

https://x.com/qsamabjohnston/status/2047512349385335131?s=46&t=Cs5G5LyvSs5UAhyh9ReQMQ

Qsama bin Johnston (@QsamaBJohnston)

Was your first round pick alive on 9/11?

X · Apr 24, 2026, 3:05 AM

😭

[clear egret]

LMAO

LMAOOOOOO

NINERS FC WHAT HAPPENED

[half phoenix]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2047838008389341432?s=46&t=qDfUzgQlXEVICCyH9cjhGw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Trade: Vikings are sending former Pro-Bowl LB Jonathan Greenard to the Philadelphia Eagles in exchange for a third-round pick tonight (No. 98) and a third-round pick next year, per me and @rapsheet.

Greenard and the Eagles reached agreement on a four-year, $100 milllion

X · Apr 25, 2026, 12:40 AM

[clear egret]

McCoy here? @zealous copper

What the fuck

[zealous copper]

For who

[wooden lodge]

https://fixupx.com/nflmemes/status/2047887966815600763?s=46

NFL Memes (@NFLMemes)

Marvin Harrison Jr: "Hit me, l'm open!"
︀︀
︀︀Carson Beck behind the Cardinals offensive line:

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FixupX · Apr 25, 2026, 3:58 AM

[sick kayak]

Raiders cooking ngl

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/MBFantasyLife/status/2048072266139734105

Fantasy Life (@MBFantasyLife)

Panthers WR room:
Tetairoa McMillan - 6’5
Chris Brazzell - 6’5
Jalen Coker - 6’3
Xavier Legette - 6’3

Bryce Young (5’9) in the huddle:

X · Apr 25, 2026, 4:10 PM

[wooden lodge]

||https://x.com/mlfootball/status/2049534325587062833?s=46||
This is our third string qb man 💔

[twilit heath]

https://x.com/NFL/status/2052560891753971815?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

NFL (@NFL)

Vikings signing WR Jauan Jennings to one-year, $8 million deal. (via @tompelissero)

X · May 8, 2026, 1:27 AM

Fuck the Game Jauan Jennings is a viking man

[zealous copper]

That’s actually pretty surprising

I thought he was staying

[clear egret]

Why weren’t the rams on this

[zealous copper]

Because rams don’t need a receiver

[clear egret]

Maybe, but I want that luxury

Who knows, maybe we’re waiting on Diggs

[left kelp]

They do tho

[zealous copper]

Nah not really

Yall will be fine

You have Davante and puka

[left kelp]

Guarantee you we will be in the nfc divisional vs Philly and we have to push the ball downfield with 11 personnel and will have to throw to mumpfield

[clear egret]

We’re getting Diggs @left kelp

[left kelp]

lol we better

[wooden lodge]

Damn the packers released Brandon McManus

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/koestreicher34/status/2052845351661437184
Why do the vikings always get the qbs that are white old and have facial hair

Kevin Oestreicher (@koestreicher34)

Former Ravens QB Cooper Rush will participate in Vikings rookie minicamp on a tryout basis, per the Vikings and @ProFootballTalk

X · May 8, 2026, 8:17 PM

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/2WayJay2/status/2053181133173530877?

Jay🤟🏾 (@2WayJay2)

Gibbs looks like he’s gliding through the air and this nigga looks like he needs to take a shit

Quoting Woodward Sports Network (@woodwardsports)
︀
The Detroit Lions’ new RB duo : Jahmyr Gibbs & Isiah Pacheco 🔥
︀︀
︀︀via @Lions

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FxTwitter · May 9, 2026, 6:31 PM

[left kelp]

no one does it like him man

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFLPerformances/status/2053212651589681579?

Football Performances (@NFLPerformances)

Julio Jones 9 REC, 180 YDS, 2 TDs vs Packers NFC Championship, 2016.

**💬 12 🔁 253 ❤️ 2.5K 👁️ 118.4K **

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FxTwitter · May 9, 2026, 8:36 PM

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/CanRaidersWin/status/2053659067089129938?

Łunaticø (@CanRaidersWin)

Tyree Wilson nice

Quoting Łunaticø (@CanRaidersWin)
︀
Pretend you are Ziegler and you can only pick the CB position at 7.
︀︀
︀︀Who are you taking Gonzalez or Witherspoon.

**💬 12 🔁 18 ❤️ 1.3K 👁️ 93.8K **

FxTwitter · May 11, 2026, 2:10 AM

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/Ravens/status/2053850611347488883

Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens)

Schedule release loading this Thursday ⌛

@SeatGeek

X · May 11, 2026, 2:51 PM

When there's delusion theres hope

[vapid imp]

This is a good signing for them and he’s a nice number 2 for Jj

[wind olive]

gonna watch more nfl next season

last yrs playoffs were fun as a neutral

[left kelp]

what a slate man

[wind olive]

@left kelp ur Christmas gonna get ruined

[left kelp]

correct

bro we have like 7 fucking primetime games by the leaks

w1 v SF (@ Melbourne, TNF)
w2 v NYG (MNF)
w3 @ DEN (SNF)
w5 v BUF (MNF)
w7 @ LV
w9 @ WAS
w11 bye
w12 v GB (thanksgiving eve)
w13 v KC (TNF)
w16 @ Seattle (Xmas)
w18 v Seattle

[wind olive]

damn

[left kelp]

i dont like this smfh

[zealous copper]

7 prime time games is crazy

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/Deuce1042/status/2054987425491902823?

Black Dada Nihilismus (@Deuce1042)

Does the NFL think we like watching Denver?

**💬 43 🔁 104 ❤️ 840 👁️ 35.7K **

FxTwitter · May 14, 2026, 6:09 PM

[obtuse comet]

https://x.com/SleeperJaguars/status/2055083603751547369/photo/1

Wtf is this

SleeperJaguars (@SleeperJaguars)

The last thing you see before having 40 points scored on you✂️

X · May 15, 2026, 12:31 AM

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/AtlantaFalcons/status/2055279533381869933?

Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons)

Drake, meet Kendrick

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FxTwitter · May 15, 2026, 1:30 PM

[wind olive]

https://x.com/nfb_frozone/status/2055014897281302631?s=46&t=ZNPdopoYfyKUabhhGGw0kQ

🌽〽️ (@NFB_Frozone)

@chxnluh Holy shit a game worn Kyler Murray jersey for $4???????

X · May 14, 2026, 7:58 PM

[wind olive]

https://www.reddit.com/r/NYGiants/s/eBZJVOfnwM

@zealous copper

[wooden lodge]

I’ve lost all respect for him fuck Jaxson dart

[zealous copper]

It was expected

[left kelp]

he went to ole miss

[left kelp]

https://fixupx.com/arjun_menon14/status/2058316452013146617?s=20

Arjun Menon ⚜️ (@arjun_menon14)

JD6 is a boring nickname, why not shorten it to just “J6”?

Quoting Abdul Carter (@1NCRDB1)
︀
Me & JD6 are good! We spoke earlier as Men. Yall can keep yall narratives.

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FixupX · May 23, 2026, 10:37 PM

[twilit heath]

Josh Jacobs is cooked

[quick canopy]

you know the nfl season is right around the corner when players get arrested lmao

[left kelp]

MYLES LORENZ GARRETT YOUUUUUUUU ARE A LOS ANGELES RAM

[quick canopy]

HOW ABOUT THEM RAMSSSSSSS

Going all in

🐏

[vapid imp]

@serene flint https://fixupx.com/jamessimonenfl/status/2061505547787018629?s=46

James Simone (@JamesSimoneNFL)

Sauce Gardner required more first round picks than Myles Garrett.

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FixupX · Jun 1, 2026, 5:49 PM

[serene flint]

GGs man

[pine mantle]

One frp man

Got fleeced

[wooden lodge]

Imagine verse fails his physical on purpose

[vapid imp]

Yeah he tweaking now 😂😂 @brittle quarry https://fixupx.com/underdognfl/status/2061881081662710237?s=46

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

AJ Brown on being traded to the Patriots:
︀︀
︀︀"I know this ain't heaven, but it's close to it."

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FixupX · Jun 2, 2026, 6:42 PM

[brittle quarry]

My Goat will face misery the hard way

Should have never asked out

[vapid imp]

He talking about New England like they just won 5 in a row

[vapid imp]

https://fixupx.com/schultz_report/status/2061958179894841625?s=46
@left kelp

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

I texted Aaron Donald about coming out of retirement and playing for the Rams, alongside Myles Garrett:
︀︀
︀︀“I’m for sure flirting with the idea. Helluva an opportunity with the Super Bowl in SoFi this year. If I can find the fire, it’s a possibility.”

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FixupX · Jun 2, 2026, 11:48 PM

[left kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-hot-busted-nut-gif-21810567

[vapid imp]

Holy shit https://fixupx.com/nflonfox/status/2061928587130028238?s=46

FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX)

Do you think Aaron Donald should come out of retirement to join Myles Garrett in LA?

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FixupX · Jun 2, 2026, 9:50 PM

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/sleepernfl/status/2061925002858181094?s=46
holy shit lmao

SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL)

Eagles WR Makai Lemon has a hamstring injury, per @Jeff_McLane

He could miss minicamp next week.

X · Jun 2, 2026, 9:36 PM

We know from experience that hamstrings are lingering injuries
The eagles might be cooked

[left kelp]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2062115173662433751 nut

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Rams HC Sean McVay discussed his team’s pursuit of Myles Garrett and the possible return of Aaron Donald.

Via @sarahbarshop:

https://t.co/ZhvI6yv9Up

X · Jun 3, 2026, 10:12 AM

[serene flint]

Hes coming back after OTAs

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/i/status/2062247708933361966
Holy shit this guy cannot catch a break

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: The #Jets informed K Younghoe Koo that he is being released.

X · Jun 3, 2026, 6:59 PM