NFL

[serene flint]

All ur receivers are 8th round picks

[left kelp]

This is why im not proposing the rams tank to draft him 1.1

🤫

If this bitchass snead doesnt do anything about the secondary

[serene flint]

The only team who is condone taking a wr that high rn is probably bills

[left kelp]

They could use an IDL for all i care

[serene flint]

Allen needs a one

[zealous copper]

I’m predicting mahomes revenge season next year

I think he will win mvp

[worthy tusk]

I think 2027 will be that season

2026 may be a scrappy 9-10 win season

[serene flint]

This draft is very weak on idl

The only blue chip prospect is reese

If Tate drops to the Bills its a no brainer

[left kelp]

Delane or mccoy at 13

[worthy tusk]

Chiefs schedule. Assuming Patty plays week 1:
AFC West: 3-3 (swept by Broncos, split with Chargers)
Home losses: Maybe Patriots
Road losses: Bills, Rams. Seahawks, maybe Bengals (Mahomes hasn't beaten Burrow in Cinci yet)

[left kelp]

And then snead gets fired for it

💪

[worthy tusk]

So that's like 9-8 or 10-7 for the chiefs

@zealous copper which games do you think the Chiefs lose?

[left kelp]

@serene flint thoughts

[worthy tusk]

Rams schedule

[serene flint]

Delanes good i havent seen much of the other guy

To draft a corner first round they need to be both a 1 on 1 corner and zone corner

They need to be scheme proof

[left kelp]

Idk if we should even take CB 1st rd anyways

Esp that high

[serene flint]

Like

Gonzolazes and Witherspoon

True first round cbs

[left kelp]

0-17 is all i see 😍

[half phoenix]

Too bad u get a free win against the raiders

[left kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/jalen-ramsey-gif-26937165

[half phoenix]

So 1-16

[left kelp]

I miss him

[serene flint]

I love the offensive tackles this dtaft

BEEFY BOYS

[left kelp]

Fano?

[serene flint]

yea

And the miami one

[left kelp]

Mauigoa or wtv is name is

Idk if we go T tho

They keep listing T as a need for us but meh

[serene flint]

idk what rams holes are

[worthy tusk]

poor raiders

Metta have you gone to Raiders games in Vegas?

[left kelp]

1. DB
2. DB
3. DB
4. LB
5. DB

[serene flint]

@half phoenix i want omar cooper jr to fall to raiders in the 4the round

[left kelp]

Ah how fun it is

[half phoenix]

No

[half phoenix]

Down

[worthy tusk]

Niners holes are:

• WR
• IOL
• RB
• TE
• DL
• LB
• Safety

[coral gorge]

There is no chance Omar falls that far

He’s gone in the 3rd for sure

[serene flint]

Rams should trade up for downs

[coral gorge]

Maybe even 2nd

[worthy tusk]

what position is Omar?

[serene flint]

Wr

[worthy tusk]

I'm not a draft expert

[serene flint]

Problem is raiders pick high up

[left kelp]

This is what ive been saying bro

[worthy tusk]

all i know is I want us to improve the trenches

[serene flint]

I dont think hes worth 3.01

[worthy tusk]

and get WR and Safety help

[serene flint]

Brst rams can do is sadiq

🤣🤣

[coral gorge]

Sadiq is really good

[worthy tusk]

Niners maybe should consider trading DMo cause he has to play outside cause Upton is our slot. But DMo isn't great outside

[left kelp]

Lester snead tryna run 14 personnel im done

[worthy tusk]

Do you think Raheem Morris is gonna consider trading Bosa because of the 3-4 scheme fit aspect?

[serene flint]

Mesidor is gonna be a steal

[coral gorge]

No

[worthy tusk]

How do we make it work

Cause a lot of people pointed out how he'd have to move to OLB

[serene flint]

Theres a lot of good not great wrs this draft

[worthy tusk]

This draft sucks as a whole

[coral gorge]

It’s gonna be 4-3

[worthy tusk]

2027 is the generational draft

[coral gorge]

He’s run 4-3 before

[worthy tusk]

Yeah I know but his strength is 3-4

[serene flint]

Like if u can get KC in the 2nd its better than any wr in the first

[worthy tusk]

Those 5 man blitzes and stuff

[coral gorge]

I feel like Shanahan is gonna fall in love with KC

[left kelp]

We not high on lemon like that?

[worthy tusk]

Who's the TE that many niner content creators are mentioning mock draft wise late first round

there's like one

[coral gorge]

Sadiq

He won’t be there at 27

[worthy tusk]

the oregon TE

[worthy tusk]

what would you do? Just BPA?

[serene flint]

No

Some positions arent important

[left kelp]

I wont blame them if they just say fuck it and draft every CB imaginable

[coral gorge]

Yes unless it’s a RB

[worthy tusk]

Niners have too many holes that they probably just need to draft the best talent

But I wanna also beef up the trenches

That's how games are won

[serene flint]

I think the only 3 running backs ive ever seen be worth a first round grade

[worthy tusk]

We need to get Linderbaum

[serene flint]

Are Bush, Peterson and Saquon

[worthy tusk]

You know I heard a saying

Draft is for getting talent

[serene flint]

Where they genuinely looked different

[worthy tusk]

FA is for finding needs

[left kelp]

I mean even then was saquon worth 1.2

[worthy tusk]

who agrees with that?

[serene flint]

No

Im just saying first round talent grade

[coral gorge]

Why is he available

[left kelp]

Fair

[serene flint]

Ravend cap

But

Hes a charger

So

[worthy tusk]

Cause they are gonna give Lamar a big deal

[serene flint]

Sucks

[worthy tusk]

Nah Niners must get him

I was pissed when we didn't sign Dalman last year

[serene flint]

Play ur thinking about the draft all wrong

U draft based on cost

[coral gorge]

Nah I agree with him

[worthy tusk]

with me?

[coral gorge]

My philosophy is BPA in the draft generally

Fuck the positions unless you’re like Seattle or the Rams

[serene flint]

U can find LBs, OGs, Cs, CB2s, TEs, RBs in free agency

[worthy tusk]

Like I feel at many picks there's a player you just can't refuse, I'd rather do that than focus on the positions

[serene flint]

A premier CB, DE or OT will cost a fortune in free agency

[worthy tusk]

Center we badly need tho

[left kelp]

Whos the best LB in FA this szn

[worthy tusk]

I wanna poach from their FO or Detroit's FO for our next GM

If it's not Ray Agnew, get the assistant from Seattle or the Rams

[serene flint]

Quay Walker

Devin Lloyd

[worthy tusk]

We cannot be status quo by the 2027 Draft

Lynch's contract expires in 2026

[coral gorge]

Just draft Aiden Fisher in the 5th

He’s a dawg

[worthy tusk]

Hoosier

[left kelp]

Its actually crazy devin bush is still only 27 yo

[serene flint]

Nakobr Dean is a buy low candidate

[worthy tusk]

Is Indiana gonna be a dynasty now in CFB

[left kelp]

Wasnt he a buylow last szn too lmao

[worthy tusk]

is this sustainable?

[coral gorge]

Yes

[serene flint]

well he got hurt

Again

[left kelp]

Right

Or not buy low he was a "breakout" candidate

[worthy tusk]

Who are some players you think the Niners could draft at 27?

[serene flint]

Just take the best OT left

That simple

[worthy tusk]

the issue is they won't go with OT until like next year or the year after when trent retires

We have our RT signed

and Trent probably plays 1-2 more years

[serene flint]

u need 3 OTs

[worthy tusk]

well yeah swing tackle

[worthy tusk]

the thing is tho sandz

many of these OTs in college have to move to guard this year iirc

[serene flint]

Not the top 5

[left kelp]

Weird one

[worthy tusk]

wont all 5 get drafted before 27?

[serene flint]

The smallest ones are thr urah ones

[serene flint]

Dont think so

WHY DO MOCKS HAVE RAMS TAKING A RECEIEVER

WHAT THE FUCKK

[worthy tusk]

Anyway I think the Niners are about 8-9 or 9-8 next year, so we'll need a home run draft in 2027 and maybe we take the step forward that year with blue chip rookies making instant impact

[left kelp]

Smth about us not having a real wr3 lol as if we played 11 that much this szn

[serene flint]

Tutu atwell erasure

[worthy tusk]

why don't the rams use tutu more

[left kelp]

He legit got healthy scratched for most of the 2nd half of the szn

[worthy tusk]

like he's not that bad

[left kelp]

I just dont get why

No one in the fanbase knows

They burnt 10m on him just to dnp him

[worthy tusk]

yall could've used him in the games that Davante missed

[left kelp]

Lol fr tho they were playing whittington and mumpfield more isntead

[serene flint]

If Fano drops to the Lions lol

[worthy tusk]

That was a whiff by McVay there

[serene flint]

If the rams want to take a “reveiver”

Just take sadiq at that point

[left kelp]

Yea i dont see it man

[worthy tusk]

Rams need secondary

Like badly

[left kelp]

Yes

[worthy tusk]

the backend of the defense is the weakness

[serene flint]

I think it just depends whos avilable

Looking at the top teams in the league

Broncos Texans Chargers Seahawks etc

U need 2 good tackles

Cause they generate pas rush with 4 man fronts

[worthy tusk]

Chargers are perenially cursed

They're also one of the consistently injured teams too

Like the Niners

[serene flint]

Like

If Niners can get Mesidor or Freeling

[worthy tusk]

and I don't trust Herbert to get it done

[serene flint]

Like in that mock

No brainer

[left kelp]

I guess no one has faith in mcclendon cuz most of the mocks are WR-T for the rams in some order

Im fine with both of them esp considering positions of need elsewhere ...

[serene flint]

That guy also loves wrs

[left kelp]

The CTM mock draft?

Yea lol

[serene flint]

Like when is thr last time a team drafted a rb or wr top 10

And that player led them to superbowl

Chase lost

Fitzgerald lost

[left kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[serene flint]

If ur a good team

With not a lot of holes

And someone drops

Like a jefferson or a jsn

Take him at pick 20 sure

[left kelp]

Wrong typa post lol

[serene flint]

Mike evans and devonta smith

But like those teams were littered talent lol

[left kelp]

Devonta was 12?

[serene flint]

That said 10

[left kelp]

Nvm he was 10

Even then evans took like how many years to get to the SB

6?

[serene flint]

And their receiver room was propped by rookie goodwin and cheap AB

[left kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/scotty-miller-scotty2hotty-scotty-gif-24324286

[serene flint]

Like when u have puka and davante

Whoever wr u can get in 2nd will be a fine wr3

[left kelp]

Yea

Id be great with CB-T if they really wanted to get one of the T in this class

Also, talking about 1st rd caliber CBs, surtain lol

[serene flint]

And the next pick

Horn

[left kelp]

Tbf hes been more up and down

[serene flint]

Stingley Sauce b2b

This draft has Delane Terrell it seems

[left kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/kamari-lassiter-kamari-lassiter-locksmith-lockdown-gif-8960009822394816655

[serene flint]

Take one of the 2 at 13 and then take one of the 5 OTs at 27

[left kelp]

Sounds like a plan ...

[serene flint]

Drafts Love and Boston

[left kelp]

They have 2 RBs anyways

So thank god

[serene flint]

Cause that has stopped gms

[left kelp]

Kyren is under contract surely not :copium:

https://fxtwitter.com/mzenitz/status/2021268551525429299 we getting downs

Matt Zenitz (@mzenitz)

The #Rams are expected to hire Tennessee’s Michael Hunter as a defensive backs coach, sources tell @CBSSports.
︀︀
︀︀The ex-NFL defensive back was assistant defensive backs coach at Ohio State the last two years before Tennessee.

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FxTwitter · Feb 10, 2026, 5:02 PM

Fuck it

[zealous copper]

Rams Seahawks

Some divisional opponents

[worthy tusk]

Yeah I'm thinking 9-8 or 10-7

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL_DF/status/2021286221637406895? elite ragebait content

NFL Draft Files (@NFL_DF)

Sonny Styles solidified himself as LB1 and arguably the best prospect in the class against Indiana
︀︀
︀︀The best LB prospect since Luke Kuechly? 👀

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FxTwitter · Feb 10, 2026, 6:12 PM

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/nflbadtakez/status/2021275911786520673?

Fat White (@nflbadtakez)

Pray up for my television if this happens

Quoting Farzin Vousoughian (@Farzin21)
︀
Chad Reuter of NFL.com says the Chiefs will draft Kadyn Proctor with the 9th pick. He called Proctor a “younger, more nimble version” of Orlando Brown 🤦‍♂️🤣

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FxTwitter · Feb 10, 2026, 5:31 PM

[left kelp]

https://fixupx.com/pranavsriraman/status/2021367542938533948?s=46

Pranav Sriraman (@PranavSriraman)

Damn 🥴

Quoting NFL (@NFL)
︀
.@_jlove20 knew exactly what to look for to get that Super Bowl interception. 🧠
︀︀
︀︀@insidetheNFL Super Bowl LX Mic'd Up on X

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FixupX · Feb 10, 2026, 11:35 PM

[half phoenix]

https://x.com/mlfootball/status/2021349232029085747?s=46&t=qDfUzgQlXEVICCyH9cjhGw

no wonder they are cursed

MLFootball (@MLFootball)

🚨🚨NEWS🚨🚨

The San Francisco #49ers currently have the most players registered as Republicans on their team among all #NFL teams.

Nick Bosa and other Niners stars have publicly supported President Donald and the MAGA movement over the last couple of years.

(Via VoterHub)

X · Feb 10, 2026, 10:23 PM

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/CDonnick1/status/2021285825611219172

Carter Donnick (@CDonnick1)

Rams really a play away from beating both on the road, fairs demon Matthew

Quoting SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL)
︀
Which defense was better?
︀︀
︀︀2024 Philadelphia Eagles
︀︀2025 Seattle Seahawks

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FxTwitter · Feb 10, 2026, 6:11 PM

https://tenor.com/view/wanna-kill-myself-the-office-michael-scott-steve-carell-frustrated-gif-13414030

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/taggartkent/status/2021353627101929895?

tag! (@taggartkent)

lmao we take him at 12 im hiring someone to make JFK the second most famous assasniation in dallas history

Quoting Check the Mic with Steve Palazzolo & Sam Monson (@CTM_Show)
︀
Mock Draft season is officially in full swing 👀

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FxTwitter · Feb 10, 2026, 10:40 PM

[serene flint]

I feel like thats an overreaction

[clear egret]

How does this solve our secondary issue

Terrell is falling to us

What the fuck

[left kelp]

Idk lolz

[left kelp]

Feel like I see Terrell fall in most drafts idk

[clear egret]

I agree

See him always falling to 29

[serene flint]

I did a 3 round mock on another website

[left kelp]

Real

[serene flint]

@worthy tusk

[worthy tusk]

you get a safety, DL, OT in the first 3 rounds. i don't hate that position wise

and an IOL

But honestly I'd wanna invest in OL in free agency

find a good center option and a LG

[serene flint]

@half phoenix

[serene flint]

Would u draft a wr

[worthy tusk]

I think you have to

My dream scenario

Get a C, LG in FA

then use the draft to get DL, LB, S, WR, and RB

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/grantcohn/status/2021397130481729919?

Grant Cohn (@grantcohn)

It took just 10 years for the 49ers to go from the team that invented kneeling during the national anthem to the team that has the most republicans in the NFL.

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FxTwitter · Feb 11, 2026, 1:33 AM

[worthy tusk]

LOL, he's not wrong

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/Ihartitz/status/2021604190049447942?

Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz)

Jeremiyah Love jumping over finely tuned athletic machines

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FxTwitter · Feb 11, 2026, 3:16 PM

[worthy tusk]

https://x.com/grantcohn/status/2021615548455608479

Grant Cohn (@grantcohn)

NFC teams that have won multiple Super Bowls since the 49ers last won one.

Seahawks
Eagles
Rams
Packers
Buccaneers
Giants

X · Feb 11, 2026, 4:01 PM

@left kelp this is how you know the Niners are in rock bottom

[left kelp]

Still got it better than the rams

[worthy tusk]

Buddy the Rams have 2 superbowls in the last 30 years

Niners have 0

And you got to see them get one in your lifetime

[left kelp]

It's pure depression

[worthy tusk]

Explain why

[left kelp]

Sean mcvay is a terrorist

How does beane still have a job

[serene flint]

promoted even

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFLPerformances/status/2021707517575745554? dan_campbell_quote.jpg 💔

Football Performances (@NFLPerformances)

Matthew Stafford 388/597, 4707 YDS, 46 TDS, 8 INT NFL Most Valuable Player 2025-26 Season Highlights.

Quoting NFL (@NFL)
︀
After 17 years in the league, Matthew Stafford is officially an MVP.
︀︀
︀︀#NFLHonors | @Invisalign

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FxTwitter · Feb 11, 2026, 10:06 PM

[worthy tusk]

This put him in the hall of fame

So good for him I guess

[silk onyx]

https://x.com/coach_yac/status/2022115014761762822?s=46&t=M2mG0ssck-0q7DQgfD-jGw

Coach Yac 🗣 (@Coach_Yac)

I would do this deal without hesitation

via: @NinersLead

X · Feb 13, 2026, 1:06 AM

[worthy tusk]

Idk

I just don't think that's a needle mover for us

rn we need to get young in the draft

[left kelp]

What is the point of minny trading for a qb with no wr to throw to

[worthy tusk]

That too

[coral gorge]

https://x.com/coach_yac/status/2022348407780573695?s=46&t=tmirfmv_xOT4tG1ApxlS2Q

Coach Yac 🗣 (@Coach_Yac)

Joe Montana on Brock Purdy:

“I love watching him. I think he’s a great quarterback with things he’s been able to do— especially this past season with smoke and mirrors with all the guys that got hurt. They made it a lot further than I thought. So my hats off to them and him for

X · Feb 13, 2026, 4:33 PM

[worthy tusk]

I mean, what is he supposed to say?

[coral gorge]

He’s not said this about other niner QBs

[worthy tusk]

Brock is the best QB we've had since Garcia

But it's not saying much considering we've struggled to find QBs who are more than a 1-2 year wonder (Alex Smith, Kaep, Jimmy G)

[coral gorge]

ok

[worthy tusk]

Kinda crazy that Brock is the most physically limited and the best QB of those guys

and it does give me hope that you don't need a bonifide top 5 QB to win rings

what do you think @coral gorge

[coral gorge]

Well yeah the Seahawks just won one with a worse QB lol

[worthy tusk]

Brock statistically is better, but I think also the money teams spending on the QB also makes it hard

Brocks contract has lower cap hits but it's still maybe an investment we didn't need to do

[coral gorge]

https://fxtwitter.com/JefePil/status/2022286788245524640?s=20 holy fuck lmao @fresh stratus

el Jefé (@JefePil)

someone said that John Harbaugh has the same voice as Joe Biden and now I can’t unhear it

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FxTwitter · Feb 13, 2026, 12:28 PM

[fresh stratus]

Wtf is that real

Lmao

[coral gorge]

I think it is

[worthy tusk]

LOL there's a lot of semblance there

[zealous copper]

https://vxtwitter.com/mistertdnyk/status/2022728298166686177?s=20

MisterTD (@mistertdnyk)

AJ Brown seen wearing a Giants tshirt on his IG story 👀.

QRT: mistertdnyk
Eagles WR AJ Brown started following Giants QB Jaxson Dart and WR Malik Nabers on Instagram 👀.

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 473 🔁 21 · Feb 14, 2026, 5:43 PM

[worthy tusk]

Do you want him?

Or is he too much of a cancer to take him?

[zealous copper]

Idk

I probably wouldn’t trade for him

[brittle quarry]

Are u dumb?

That’s was before he was on the eagles

And he follow dart bc he went to Ole Miss

And he’s friends with nabers

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-guy-dad-laughing-son-school-shootinf-gif-14240041446762665712

[worthy tusk]

dumbkidgowie

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/rBillSimmonsPod/status/2022747082449162436?

The r/BillSimmons Podcast (@rBillSimmonsPod)

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FxTwitter · Feb 14, 2026, 6:57 PM

[brittle quarry]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/2023153760739143938?s=12

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Seahawks are hiring #49ers TEs coach Brian Fleury as their new offensive coordinator, per The Insiders.

After leading one of the best TE rooms, Fleury now takes over for Klint Kubiak, landing with a rival.

X · Feb 15, 2026, 9:53 PM

Seahawks the new eagles

Watch there offense struggle

[quick canopy]

Dolphins release Tyreek lol

[slim wing]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/2023434746899099773?s=46

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The Dolphins are releasing eight-time Pro Bowl WR Tyreek Hill, sources say.

X · Feb 16, 2026, 4:30 PM

cray

[wooden lodge]

Damn

[coral gorge]

https://x.com/ninersfc/status/2023563123584889231?s=46&t=tmirfmv_xOT4tG1ApxlS2Q

federico (@ninersfc)

Interesting

X · Feb 17, 2026, 1:00 AM

[silk onyx]

Wow 49ers getting Maxx Crosby

[left kelp]

https://fixupx.com/JackKennedy/status/2024127986241347697?s=20

Kenjac (@JackKennedy)

No way

Quoting San Francisco 49ers (@49ers)
︀
New stop on our world tour 🇲🇽
︀︀
︀︀📰: bit.ly/3ZK03o1

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FixupX · Feb 18, 2026, 2:24 PM

[left kelp]

https://x.com/ASchatzNFL/status/2024169076612870529?s=20

Aaron Schatz 🏈 (@ASchatzNFL)

Here are all the top regular-season teams with current version of DVOA, back to 2002. A surprising number of them dropped out of the top 10 the following season.

X · Feb 18, 2026, 5:08 PM

https://x.com/ASchatzNFL/status/2023846861501853906?s=20

Aaron Schatz 🏈 (@ASchatzNFL)

What do we expect from a defense as good as the #Seahawks in the following year? Here are the top DVOA defenses since 2002 with their rating and rank the next year. Mostly they stayed good, but all declined, and a couple really collapsed. (1/2)

X · Feb 17, 2026, 7:47 PM

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/Briskerov/status/2024487615102070804

Yagdil Isn't Brisk (@Briskerov)

His overthrows might set off the iron dome 💀

Quoting NFL Drop (@TheNFLDrop)
︀
Rams will play the Dolphins in Tel Aviv, Israel next season in the NFL’s first-ever game in Israel.

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FxTwitter · Feb 19, 2026, 2:13 PM

[steel dew]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DU88e-lkXA8/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

[slim wing]

https://x.com/ahmadhickstv/status/2025388104912093689?s=46

Ahmad Hicks (@AhmadHicksTV)

According to the New Albany police chief, Todd Bailey.

Rondale Moore (age 25) was found deceased in the garage of the property of a suspected self-inflicted gunshot wound.

An investigation is underway.

X · Feb 22, 2026, 1:52 AM

[serene flint]

i didnt know self inflicted gun shot woulds owned property

[left kelp]

^love

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/TFG_Football/status/2026423073495224571?

Marcus Whitman (@TFG_Football)

Tired: The Giants don't need DL at Pick 5
︀︀
︀︀Wired: The Giants should trade Thibodeaux and take Rueben Bain
︀︀
︀︀Inspired: The Giants should capitalize on Burns' extremely fraudulent season and trade Brian Burns before he regresses and build around Bain & Carter.

Quoting Wenmark (@AugustBrol)
︀
@TFG_Football Is the Giants trading Kayvon and taking him at 5 a terrible idea?

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FxTwitter · Feb 24, 2026, 10:24 PM

[fair fog]

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/2026797185908584490?s=46

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: In talking to teams in the QB market, there’s a strong belief former #Saints QB Derek Carr is very serious about unretiring and returning to the NFL in 2026.

Carr’s rights belong to the Saints, but teams with winning aspirations have real interest in the former 4x Pro

X · Feb 25, 2026, 11:11 PM

[left kelp]

Why does every meaningful edge prospect in this draft have trex arms

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL_DF/status/2027182145647607959?

NFL Draft Files (@NFL_DF)

😹

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FxTwitter · Feb 27, 2026, 12:41 AM

[quick canopy]

No more sonic and knuckles

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-defeated-give-up-gif-5507795813322566763

[silk onyx]

Wow

[left kelp]

MCDUFFIE

[slim wing]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/2029237938337529971?s=20

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

BREAKING: The #Chiefs are finalizing a trade that will send All-Pro CB Trent McDuffie to the #Rams in exchange for

1- pick 29
5th
6th

2027- 3, per sources.

Blockbuster.

X · Mar 4, 2026, 4:50 PM

[left kelp]

Oh so it's done done

[slim wing]

That’s an amazing pickup wow.

[slim wing]

Let’s go rams

[quick canopy]

finally got a real CB

[left kelp]

1 down 3 DBs to go 😭

[twilit heath]

Diggs released

[serene flint]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8QVpp23/

@half phoenix

[half phoenix]

That’s my QB

Honorary UCI alum

[quick canopy]

Dj Moore to bills lol

[serene flint]

2nd is steep

Trading 3’getting back 6 would be better

[left kelp]

How does this dude have a job

[left kelp]

Im actually wheezing

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2030105692539953323

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: the Raiders agreed to trade five-time Pro-Bowl DE Maxx Crosby to the Baltimore Ravens in exchange for 2026 and 2027 first-round picks.

The trade cannot be processed until next week, but it is in place. And Crosby is expected to be a Raven with two 1s back to Vegas.

X · Mar 7, 2026, 2:18 AM

HOLY SHITTT

I didnt think it would really happen

EDC man

thank you

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2030106492305568196

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

The Cowboys were willing to offer a first- and second-round pick to the Raiders for Maxx Crosby but, logically and understandably, Las Vegas opted for the two first-round picks from the Ravens.

X · Mar 7, 2026, 2:21 AM

FUCK OUTTA HERE COWBOYS

LMFAOOO

[serene flint]

@half phoenix

something like this would be great

[half phoenix]

Will gladly take that scenario

[quick canopy]

Tj Watt, Maxx Crosby, Myles Garrett LMFAOOOO

Joe Burrow is retiring after next season 😭😭😭😭

dude is cooked with that O Line

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/Pigskin_Papi/status/2030129135394156861?

Steelers J. Trump (@Pigskin_Papi)

EXECUTIVE ORDER: I VETO THE MAXX CROSBY TRADE TO THE RAVENS! THIS IS ILLEGAL TAMPERING BEFORE FREE AGENCY OFFICIALLY BEGINS, AND SLEAZY STEVE BISCIOTTI HAS PHOTOGRAPHS THAT MORONIC MARK DAVIS IS SCARED OF BEING RELEASED. SHADY TOM BRADY SENT BRIBES TOO! I HAVE PROOF! UNETHICAL!!!

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FxTwitter · Mar 7, 2026, 3:51 AM

https://fxtwitter.com/JAMESONWILL1AMS/status/2030030973073568015?

. (@JAMESONWILL1AMS)

Tyler Linderbaum when free agency starts

Quoting Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)
︀
Vikings C Ryan Kelly has announced his retirement.

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FxTwitter · Mar 6, 2026, 9:21 PM

[quick canopy]

No excuses for Lamar now

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2030331626845012018

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Cowboys have given the second-round, $5.76 million tender to kicker Brandon Aubrey, per source. Aubrey now can sign an offer sheet with another team that the Cowboys would have the right to match. If they don’t, they would get back a second-round pick.

X · Mar 7, 2026, 5:15 PM

[wind olive]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/nfl/s/aScH0gByPu

worth? @left kelp

[left kelp]

Yea

I mean for now

When spoon and gonzo get paid it’s gonna be less

[wind olive]

Gonzo breaking it

[left kelp]

Both are breaking it

[wooden lodge]

Tua's gone

[quick canopy]

dawg they js released him

[wooden lodge]

FUCK

FUCKKK

WHY DID THE CHIEFS SIGN HIM

[wind olive]

wow Alec pierce 4 years 116 mil

[zealous copper]

THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

Are back

[wind olive]

mahomes won't be ready by week one

[zealous copper]

He will

[trim granite]

mahomes made a promise

he keeps them

[coral gorge]

Why are people freaking out about K9 lol

[zealous copper]

It’s over

[trim granite]

if its for 1.3 mill im ok with this, at first i thought they were going after him with a big contract

[zealous copper]

Kansas City chiefs back to the Super Bowl

[trim granite]

chiefs still need a WR

[zealous copper]

Rashee rice

Xavier worthy

[coral gorge]

Signing a good RB doesn’t mean anything

[zealous copper]

It does

Running back was their weakness

[trim granite]

i think rashee getting suspended again

[trim granite]

for them it does

[zealous copper]

Having someone like him opens up so much

[trim granite]

that explosiveness

[wind olive]

Injury prone QB backing up an injury prone QB 💪

[zealous copper]

Their previous running backs were all run up the middle guys

The running game never worked

[trim granite]

we're cooked

[wind olive]

get Malik willis

[trim granite]

im not sold on him

especially at 30 mill

[wind olive]

why is he highly coveted

[zealous copper]

Chiefs also got Eric Bienamy back

[wind olive]

he had like 3 starts

[zealous copper]

His ceiling is high

[trim granite]

desperate teams, and hype

matt flynn 2.0

[zealous copper]

He could be like a decent version of Lamar with his dual threat

On the other hand someone like Trey Lance has been complete ass when he’s played

Malik in limited time has looked decent

[quick canopy]

the chiefs might be back

[broken rampart]

What did they do?

[fleet rover]

@slim wing rip pitt

@coral gorge @fresh stratus Russini said niners offered 30 mill per to pierce lol wtf

[left kelp]

The Kansas City rams

[wind olive]

Malik willis a dolphin wow

3 year 67 mil

[slim wing]

Was expected but sucks that it’s officially happened

[fleet rover]

15 per year

[wind olive]

@zealous copper ur giants did something

Isaiah likely 3 year 40 mil

[fleet rover]

panthers already lost free agency

[slim wing]

Aye

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/2031039183192518966?s=46

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Russini: Patriots, Raiders, Chargers, 49ers were interested in Alec Pierce.

He turned down more money to stay in Indianapolis.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 4:07 PM

That’s awesome

Thank God pats didn’t get em

[broken rampart]

WTFFFFFFFF

[zealous copper]

Irrelevant

[zealous copper]

Ok this might be a bit ridiculous

[broken rampart]

Bro are the Seahawks dumb?!!?!!

[zealous copper]

They really got Kenneth Walker lol

[broken rampart]

Could they not pay him??

I’m so confused

[zealous copper]

I think they trusted in darnold more

And want to build around in other places

[broken rampart]

Wait who was the other RB they had?

[fleet rover]

charbonnet

[broken rampart]

Oh ye

That little gambler

[quick canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-rdj-juggtok-giftok-tonystark-facials-gif-3958302751287261929

[slim wing]

https://x.com/i/status/2031055239806099886

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Teams have offered Mike Evans "north of" $27M per year, via @gregauman.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:11 PM

LOL patriots are desperate

https://x.com/mikegarafolo/status/2031056184069804538?s=46

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The #Patriots have agreed to terms with FB Reggie Gilliam on a three-year deal worth up to $12 million with $6 million fully guaranteed in a deal done by his agent Brad Cicala.

Gilliam gets $4.4M in the first year of the deal to join a new AFC East team.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:15 PM

Ahahahahaha

[half phoenix]

All this to be in last place of their division

[zealous copper]

https://x.com/NFL/status/2031052539144319437?s=20

NFL (@NFL)

There's a new QB in South Beach 🏝️

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:00 PM

[wind olive]

@half phoenix METTA

TYLER LINDERBAUM IS A RAIDER

[fickle fog]

WTF

[quick canopy]

Anzalone to bucs damn

[wind olive]

@half phoenix GET IN HERE

[quick canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-sopranos-chair-ghost-gif-20349559

[broken rampart]

Lmao saints

[quick canopy]

wandale to titans

[broken rampart]

Saints got etienne

[half phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2031070955733233787?s=46&t=qDfUzgQlXEVICCyH9cjhGw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Raiders have agreed to terms with WR Jalen Nailor on a three year, $35 million deal including $23 million guaranteed, per Ken Sarnoff and Joe DiBenedetto of 1 Of 1 Agency.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:13 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2031063659049337102?s=46&t=qDfUzgQlXEVICCyH9cjhGw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN Sources: former Ravens free-agent center Tyler Linderbaum reached agreement today on a record deal with the Raiders, who are awarding him with a three-year, $81 million deal that includes $60 million guaranteed and makes him the highest paid interior offensive lineman in NFL

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:44 PM

[wind olive]

that's a lot of money..

[half phoenix]

We have the cap space

lol

Need a solid o line to protect Mendoza

[left kelp]

Kubiak values a C as much as a G

And JPJ shoudl be a G

[fleet rover]

love the deal man

[half phoenix]

We really traded Crosby for two firsts and Linderbaum

[fleet rover]

its funny though

jasonkelce made 91 his entire career

i think former nfl players are gonna be mad

they played 15 years with worse rules and 50 million

now pelayer with protections gonna play 6 yers retire and make 100 million

narratives are gonna be NASTY

[half phoenix]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2031063659049337102?s=46&t=qDfUzgQlXEVICCyH9cjhGw

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2031075093103698080?s=46&t=qDfUzgQlXEVICCyH9cjhGw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: former Buccaneers six-time Pro-Bowl WR Mike Evans is expected to sign a three-year deal with the San Francisco 49ers.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:30 PM

[half phoenix]

It feels the same way with the nba salaries now, everything is going up

[fleet rover]

WTF

MIKE EVANS

THEY JSUT GAVEH IM A MADDEN CARD TOO

[half phoenix]

Brock Purdy got his guy

[trim granite]

he was injured a bunch last year though

him going to the niners of all places is funny

[zealous copper]

Yeah this isn’t gonna do anything lol

Niners fans are hilarious

They’re probably getting all excited now

He’s about to turn 33

[trim granite]

did it say how much money?

[quick canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-13724048537815479089

[zealous copper]

Not yet no

[left kelp]

3/37

[zealous copper]

I mean that’s not bad

[trim granite]

yeah not bad

i saw some tweet said norh of 27 mil

[zealous copper]

It’s just funny when in a couple years the niners are gonna have to rely on 35 year old Mike Evans

[left kelp]

That was bs

Like clearlyh

[coral gorge]

Nice

[half phoenix]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2031078900013396358?s=46&t=qDfUzgQlXEVICCyH9cjhGw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Comp update: the 49ers are giving Mike Evans a three-year, $60.4 million deal, per source.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:45 PM

[coral gorge]

Ok not bad

I saw a report for 27M AAV lmao

[trim granite]

yeah not bad

thought it was going to be in the 30s

[coral gorge]

https://x.com/i/status/2031079988448080211

Nick Wagoner (@nwagoner)

Adam says on @PatMcAfeeShow that this isn't a true 3-year deal and "really a shorter term deal than that but going to be called a 3-year deal for cap purposes."

Guessing that means a year or two with some guarantees but not much beyond that.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:49 PM

[wind olive]

do u like this signing ?

@fresh stratus

[fresh stratus]

Yes

Of course health is a concern because last year he dealt with some injuries

But it seems like a good deal imo

Needed a WR badly

[coral gorge]

Now we just need to draft Omar Cooper and we’re set

[half phoenix]

Chargers got weak

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[quick canopy]

im crine bro

[zealous copper]

LMAO

What a joke

20 million

[left kelp]

Evans cant even wear 13

[wooden lodge]

Ravens fans can only feel pain

[trim granite]

im done with the falcons

jesus christ

[wind olive]

woah

@trim granite im sorry..

[trim granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/breaking-bad-walter-white-89

[half phoenix]

Join raider nation

https://tenor.com/view/raiders-flag-gif-24514069

[trim granite]

https://tenor.com/bWUVZ73in6W.gif

it might be time

[quick canopy]

we'll be glad to welcome you in Lions Nation

[wind olive]

neutral fc

[quick canopy]

let's all laugh at the cardinals

[trim granite]

bro raider nation locking in @half phoenix

nakobe and quay signing

[twilit heath]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031128296470024692?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Eagles LB Nakobe Dean agreed to a 3-year deal with the Raiders, per @MikeMcCartney7.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:01 PM

raiders on patriots timing

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/2031128829960339965?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

BREAKING: The #Raiders are also signing former #Packers LB Quay Walker.

Walker and Dean in Las Vegas.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:03 PM

son

[trim granite]

nfc east and afcwest are going to be fun to watch next season

[fair fog]

Raiders cooking up

[half phoenix]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2031133563765084186?s=46&t=qDfUzgQlXEVICCyH9cjhGw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Seahawks are bringing back WR Rashid Shaheed on a three-year, $51 million deal that includes $34.7 million guaranteed, per Drew Rosenhaus and Robert Bailey.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:22 PM

FUCK

[coral gorge]

Overpay

[twilit heath]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fb5lozVxhBwVFFByW8

[zealous copper]

https://x.com/42Cyc/status/2031105666329321842?s=20

Cam (@42Cyc)

LMFAOOO JORDAN ADDISON SHUT DOWN THE PATRIOTS RUMORS 😭😭😭

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:31 PM

[twilit heath]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031139319407165500?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^2031139319407165500|twgr^7fe650624ed3d4444717146b21d022b4fc3addd9|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fgo.arena.im%2Fembed%3Fpublisher%3Despn-69077event%3DTtxIP0Qv%3D2consent%3DTtheme%3Dlight

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Eagles S Reed Blakenship is signing with the Houston Texans on a three-year, $24.75 million deal, per Kyle McCarthy at Athletes First.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:45 PM

wow

end of the cold whiteboy era

[fleet rover]

@half phoenix

unironically

raiders offseason champs

[half phoenix]

Yessir

[coral gorge]

https://x.com/i/status/2031162733928800439

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #49ers deal with WR Mike Evans is a 3-year contract that's worth $42.4M with $16.3M guaranteed.

There are incentives where he could earn way more.

X · Mar 10, 2026, 12:18 AM

This is not a bad contract at all lol

[coral gorge]

https://fxtwitter.com/grantcohn/status/2031080672111243649?s=46&t=tmirfmv_xOT4tG1ApxlS2Q @fresh stratus this guy is generational man

Grant Cohn (@grantcohn)

Instant reaction to the 49ers signing Mike Evans to a three-year deal.

**💬 100 🔁 61 ❤️ 868 👁️ 106.6K **

▶ Play video

FxTwitter · Mar 9, 2026, 6:52 PM

Special talent

[fresh stratus]

Special for sure

[left kelp]

Even as a non niners fan grant cohn must be protected at all costs

[left kelp]

Woolen out of my division ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[quick canopy]

Pacheco

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-i-guess-bro-bro-i-guess-ok-man-gif-6278747235421617446

[half phoenix]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2031433451128111475?s=46&t=qDfUzgQlXEVICCyH9cjhGw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Trade: the Raiders are sending QB Geno Smith and a 2026 7th-round pick to the New York Jets in exchange for a 2026 6th-round pick, per ESPN sources. Smith returns to the team for which he started his NFL career for in 2013.

X · Mar 10, 2026, 6:14 PM

[zealous copper]

https://vxtwitter.com/Underdog/status/2031429892508651960?s=20

Underdog (@Underdog)

Jahmyr Gibbs & Isiah Pacheco

There's a new Sonic & Knuckles in Detroit

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 10, 2026, 6:00 PM

[trim granite]

ravens backed out of the deal @half phoenix

he failed the physical

https://fxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031520467538911553?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Ravens backed out of the Maxx Crosby trade.

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FxTwitter · Mar 10, 2026, 11:59 PM

[half phoenix]

Mark williams 2.0

[trim granite]

this shouldnt be allowed

why agree to a trade and announce it before the physical

screws over maxx and the raiders now

[fair fog]

[zealous copper]

I think cause physicals are passed 99 percent of the time

Physicals are always a formality

Teams are usually honest about player health

[wind olive]

didn't he get knee surgery

[zealous copper]

I’m sure the raiders were desperate

So I’m not surprised if they tried to lie or stretch the truth

[trim granite]

they sat him end of the year over this

[trim granite]

good point

i was only looking at it from one angle

this felt like a win win for both though

[zealous copper]

Seems like they had to have lied or something

Doesn’t really make sense otherwise

[trim granite]

doubt they get 2 1sts now

[left kelp]

It has to be bad bad

[fresh stratus]

Turns out he's missing a leg

[left kelp]

I need crosby next to that substation

[quick canopy]

Hendrickson to Ravens damn

[trim granite]

its so shady man

[wooden lodge]

I'll take it atp

hendrickson and keeping the 2 firsts isnt that bad

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031752139366695377

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Colts and QB Daniel Jones reached agreement today on a two-year contract, per sources. The two sides have been working on it for days, getting closer and close recently and finalized the agreement today.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 3:20 PM

[zealous copper]

Hahahaha 44 million

The colts are finished

Goodbye colts franchise

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031755331517259907

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Recovering from a torn Achilles, Colts QB Daniel Jones is expected to be ready for the start of the regular season, and one source even said he expects him to be ready for training camp. “Absolutely,” he said.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 3:33 PM

[fair fog]

https://x.com/nfl/status/2031861242177208824?s=46

NFL (@NFL)

TRADE: Cowboys are trading DL Osa Odighizuwa to the 49ers for a 2026 third-round pick. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero, @slaternfl)

X · Mar 11, 2026, 10:34 PM

good trade for the Niners

[wind olive]

is he a demon niner nation

[coral gorge]

https://x.com/Coach_Yac/status/2031910774843572724?s=20 @fresh stratus im crying

Coach Yac 🗣 (@Coach_Yac)

💀

X · Mar 12, 2026, 1:50 AM

[fresh stratus]

💀 💀

[coral gorge]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/2032185979499393340?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Reunion: The #49ers are signing back one of their former stars, agreeing to terms with LB Dre Greenlaw, sources say.

The former SF draft pick spent last season with the #Broncos and now returns on a 1-year, $7.5M deal.

X · Mar 12, 2026, 8:04 PM

[fleet rover]

@fresh stratus @coral gorge

aura

he currently has the highest rated card in madden mobile

[coral gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/jaylin-williams-lightskin-duke-dennis-duke-dennis-aura-farming-aura-gif-13285183168223004814

[twilit heath]

Haha to all of you rams fans the Dolphins poached Atwell from your sorry ass team

[half phoenix]

This is a raiders server son

[twilit heath]

Raiders folk

[twilit heath]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2032220000832860489

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Cardinals QB Kyler Murray is signing a one-year deal with the Vikings, per sources. Murray now will become part of a QB room that includes former No. 10 overall pick J.J. McCarthy.

With Murray already owed $36.8 million from Arizona, his one-year contract with the Vikings

X · Mar 12, 2026, 10:19 PM

[half phoenix]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2032235304166326585?s=46&t=qDfUzgQlXEVICCyH9cjhGw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Steelers FB Connor Heyward has agreed to terms with the Raiders on a 2 year/ $5.5 million max value deal, including $2M fully guaranteed, per @PerrettM.

X · Mar 12, 2026, 11:20 PM

[brittle quarry]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/2032264648834023554?s=12

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

The Titans dropped their new logo

X · Mar 13, 2026, 1:17 AM

What is this

[wooden lodge]

This feels like the magic changing their logo this year

[brittle quarry]

Well atleast the magic logo looks good

Titans logo looks like captain america

[half phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-stare-confused-elon-gif-11263392876031146756

[obtuse meadow]

Hey

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/TownsUsa/status/2032426488369123784?

New town every hour (@TownsUsa)

Aidan Hutchinson JD Vance edit

Quoting Colton Pouncy (@colton_pouncy)
︀
New Lions C Cade Mays is here

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FxTwitter · Mar 13, 2026, 12:00 PM

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/ATL_Enthusiast/status/2032679712833593471?

Brock Purdy Enthusiast ❤️⛏️ (@ATL_Enthusiast)

Oh my God

Quoting Jack’s offseason depression (@TheJuiceTDGuy)
︀
Super neat chart showing the last time each team had a 10+TD receiver. Super cool. Love it.

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FxTwitter · Mar 14, 2026, 4:46 AM

[serene flint]

Thats what happens when your #1 is a sorry ass receiver like crabtree

[worthy tusk]

What are your guys thoughts on the Niners and Rams moves

[brittle quarry]

Rams looking like Sb favorites

[worthy tusk]

Yeah especially since Seattle lost a few pieces

[brittle quarry]

niners also did solid but knowing them half the team gonna get injured

[worthy tusk]

Yep

Seahawks lost some guys but they did keep Shahid

which is big for them

[brittle quarry]

Also they signed a horrible OC, lost K9 and lost a couple players on defense.

The OC gonna be a massive part bc I think it’s gonna be a Kevin patullo situation

I don’t mind them losing k9 as much bc I think he is replaceable

Mike McDonald the 2nd best defensive mind coach itl so I think he’s gonna make the defense great regardless

I think the Seahawks gonna be the 2025 eagles 2.0

Great defense but horrible offense

[worthy tusk]

I don't think they regress that much

But I think they may be like 12-13 wins but a wildcard spot

[brittle quarry]

I don’t think so either team wise. You know they still have a great defense and still great pieces on offense but coaching is the most important part in football and it all goes down to how the OC performs

[half phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/raiders-flag-gif-24514069

[left kelp]

And we still wont win and im going to crash out

[brittle quarry]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2033272027209977894?s=12

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Sources: Tight end Dallas Goedert reached agreement today on a one-year deal to return to the Eagles for his ninth season in Philadelphia.

X · Mar 15, 2026, 8:00 PM

This means something to me

https://tenor.com/view/crying-stefon-diggs-nfl-football-gif-12258591

[left kelp]

Puta smfh

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFLPerformances/status/2033274967836467536?

Football Performances (@NFLPerformances)

Jeremiyah Love 8 CAR, 171 YDS, 3 TDs vs Syracuse 2025.
︀︀
︀︀Who's drafting Love?

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FxTwitter · Mar 15, 2026, 8:11 PM

[sick kayak]

Tankathon have him goin to the Titans at 4 dayum

NFL draft gonna be so hype can't wait

feel like it could go anyway after #1

[trim granite]

his combine raised his stock

[sick kayak]

Yeah i remember he was mocked to the Cheifs or Saints a few weeks ago

Crazy how much he’s gone up since then

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/heykayadams/status/2033291711078920447? who has it worse istg

Kay Adams (@heykayadams)

post-free agency…the Niners jump up to 3rd to win the NFC.
︀︀
︀︀It’s 3 NFC West teams & everyone else right now on @FDSportsbook

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FxTwitter · Mar 15, 2026, 9:18 PM

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2033557975051223120?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Trade: the New York Jets are finalizing a deal that will send QB Justin Fields to the Kansas City Chiefs, pending a physical, per ESPN sources. Other teams were interested, but Fields’ preference was to go to Kansas City.

X · Mar 16, 2026, 2:56 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey mahomes we’re good bro Justin fields is here

[broken rampart]

Uh?

Is mahomes gonna miss next season?

[worthy tusk]

We're not the 3rd best team in the NFC

I'd probably take the NFC North teams over us probably

[worthy tusk]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/2033636449191346660

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: The #49ers are signing WR Christian Kirk to a 1-year, $6M deal.

Kirk is the latest WR addition in San Fran, after they also signed WR Mike Evans.

X · Mar 16, 2026, 8:08 PM

[worthy tusk]

Thoughts @coral gorge @fresh stratus

[fresh stratus]

Fine move nice to have a little more WR depth

[brittle quarry]

He will be healthy but I think chiefs gonna shut him down for the season

So that they can tank

https://x.com/_theeagletimes/status/2033666460560834934?s=12

The Eagle Times (@_TheEagleTimes)

UPDATE: Darius Slay is expected to sign a one-day contract to retire as a Philadelphia Eagle.

X · Mar 16, 2026, 10:07 PM

Big play slay🥹

[worthy tusk]

https://x.com/LombardiHimself/status/2033645294965887127

David Lombardi (@LombardiHimself)

Christian Kirk gets a massive QB upgrade....

From C.J. Stroud to Brock Purdy. That is significant

X · Mar 16, 2026, 8:43 PM

David is at it again

And the funny part is, he might actually be right

[twilit heath]

We just saw Charlie Kirk sign a one year deal with the 49ers.

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2033924240861245648?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Broncos are trading for Miami WR Jaylen Waddle, per source.

Denver receives: Waddle and Dolphins’ 4th-round pick (11th in round) in this year’s draft.

Miami receives: Broncos’ 1st round pick (30th overall) along with their late 3rd and 4th round picks (30th in each round) in

X · Mar 17, 2026, 3:11 PM

[brittle quarry]

Crazy overpay

but the broncos needed a wr1

So it makes sense

[left kelp]

Gotta think achane is next on the trade list

[sick kayak]

[twilit heath]

I hate my life

[serene flint]

@left kelp

What is bro doing here

[left kelp]

Someone needs to take his phoen away bro

[brittle quarry]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2034253434505830794?s=12

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Sources: Teams that have called the Miami Dolphins to inquire about trading for Pro-Bowl RB De’Von Achane have been told that he is not available.

X · Mar 18, 2026, 12:59 PM

[twilit heath]

Yessirrr

Better than McCaffrey

[serene flint]

Eagles finally got a real qb

[serene flint]

https://www.fanatics.com/nfl/las-vegas-raiders/las-vegas-raiders-nike-local-essential-t-shirt-black/o-2461+t-03609336+p-72667962344+z-9-1384745596?_ref=p-OSLP:m-GRID:i-r23c2:po-71

@half phoenix

[half phoenix]

Damn almost sold out

[wooden lodge]

Why did they resign Carson wentz bro

[left kelp]

@/niners gang

[coral gorge]

@worthy tusk

[left kelp]

Yall need a role

[half phoenix]

I should call it the Shanahan Stans role

[left kelp]

Deadass

@fresh stratus 🙏

[fresh stratus]

<@&1484346369446645800>

Who else is there

[coral gorge]

@outer shale

[outer shale]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-lesnar-wwe-entrance-roar-pyro-gif-13145440906938484457

[serene flint]

falcons got brown from the eagles

[brittle quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/ajith-kumar-brown-philadelphia-go-eagles-gif-27195901

Eagle4Life

idc

[trim granite]

not too familiar with him, but they said hes an aggressive safety and related to chase brown

[brittle quarry]

Trust me as an eagles fan, he not a good safety what so ever. If he isn’t tackling or missing his tackles then he is a complete liability. He is hard headed and sucks on coverage

[trim granite]

thanks for heads up, we really didnt need safety help unless bates is about to be traded, but it is what it is

[wind olive]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2036072984155156946?s=46&t=ZNPdopoYfyKUabhhGGw0kQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN Sources: Offensive Player of the Year and Super-Bowl champion Jaxon Smith-Njigba reached agreement with the Seattle Seahawks on a four-year, $168.6 million contract extension that now makes him the highest-paid WR in NFL history.

The deal averages $42.15 million per year,

X · Mar 23, 2026, 1:30 PM

[sick kayak]

WRs bout to get paid big money now

[wind olive]

puka soon

https://tenor.com/view/make-it-rain-money-money-make-it-rain-flick-money-gif-1661833468939292218

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/NFL/status/2036148689631322440

NFL (@NFL)

Chiefs sign TE Travis Kelce to three-year, $54.7M deal. (via @RapSheet)

X · Mar 23, 2026, 6:30 PM

Are they fucking stupid

[worthy tusk]

wait seriously?

[brittle quarry]

Saw this like 30 minutes ago

Just a horrible move by both parties

Kelce is just ruining his legacy and chiefs are ruining there franchise. Kelce should retire or play 1 last year man, he don’t got it anymore and chiefs signing a washed te for 3 years and 18 mil per year???

[worthy tusk]

Kelce's legacy is set

But yeah they both need to move on

[fresh stratus]

Not worth the health risks to keep playing

Nothing left to prove

[worthy tusk]

Go retire and enjoy your life with Taylor Swift

[twilit heath]

Life with Taylor Swift doesn't seem Enjoyable to me

[worthy tusk]

He seems to like it

And he knows he can't dump her because she would cancel him with a song just like that

[twilit heath]

That's the unenjoyable part lol. He's stuck in it.

But if he likes it I guess he likes it. Game is game

[half phoenix]

If it make the chiefs mid I am all for it

[worthy tusk]

Brock Purdy and Kyle Shanahan ruined Brandon Aiyuk's career

Shanny - his treatment of him made him disgruntled. doghouse, not using him in the SB when he was open and favoring Deebo

Purdy - didn't advocate for BA in the negotiations, that's what QBs do, they advocate for their WR1s, they were supposed to be next great QB/WR combo in SF. And Purdy ruined BA's career by throwing him a hospital ball

[worthy tusk]

Im not that word

It hurts my feelings, it's bullying and I won't tolerate it

[coral gorge]

Take it up with Alex Jones not me

[worthy tusk]

well someone edited that video

Ik it's not you, but you don't need to repost that video

[clear egret]

PUKA DID WHAT

[wooden lodge]

This guy can't stop being controversial bro

[twilit heath]

Puka is anti-semetic and his brothers are SUV thieves.

[worthy tusk]

Yikes

The Rams hate watch next season is gonna hit hard

Not like I don't already hate them

But it will be more

[serene flint]

Gonna be paid higher than jsn btw

[worthy tusk]

How much higher do you think?

JSN is 42m a year

Altho aav is kinda not a great way to look at contracts imo

Contract structure is more important

[coral gorge]

What the fuck is wrong with him

😭

[worthy tusk]

He has issues man

[clear egret]

I can’t like him I’m gone bro

[left kelp]

It's fucking OVER man

https://fxtwitter.com/CookemE_/status/2036599007615787088?

🪼 (@CookemE_)

seeing every single one of my mutuals quoting the same TMZ post

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FxTwitter · Mar 25, 2026, 12:20 AM

https://fxtwitter.com/EastBayChris/status/2036607607360929908? @worthy tusk

East Bay Chris (@EastBayChris)

Quoting Leading Report (@LeadingReport)
︀
BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42.

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FxTwitter · Mar 25, 2026, 12:54 AM

[worthy tusk]

yeah I know

I've seen this

David Lombardi is a

🎶 manchiiiiiiillllllldddd 🎶

[twilit heath]

my friend sent me this idk if its real

[serene flint]

thats way to circular to be a bite mark

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/tejfbanalytics/status/2036842981068624101?

Tej Seth (@tejfbanalytics)

guy who thinks “red 40” is an audible

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FxTwitter · Mar 25, 2026, 4:29 PM

[wooden lodge]

https://fixupx.com/FeelLikeMafe/status/2037016379719889252

Shadow (@FeelLikeMafe)

San Fransisco IDfers vs the Los Angeles Nazis
︀︀
︀︀Week 1, Melbourne Australia 📍

Quoting San Francisco 49ers (@49ers)
︀

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FixupX · Mar 26, 2026, 3:58 AM

Hatewatch will be legendary

[quick canopy]

https://a.tnktok.com/ZSuEPj4Ah

ᶜᵉʳᵗⁱᶠⁱᵉᵈ.⁵ (@raiders.szn)

#fyp #trending #nfl #funny #jkdobbins

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fxTikTok · Mar 26, 2026, 3:33 AM

😭😭😭

[worthy tusk]

Fuck Kyle Shanahan

[left kelp]

https://x.com/majsportss/status/2038348301444206936?s=46 @worthy tusk

𝗠𝗮𝗷 𝗦𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘀 (@MajSportss)

Huh???? 😂 @grantcohn

X · Mar 29, 2026, 8:11 PM

[worthy tusk]

LOL

Grant Cohn is popular

He's never going away

[coral gorge]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/2038663461216084014?s=46&t=tmirfmv_xOT4tG1ApxlS2Q

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Sources: The Browns withdrew their rules change proposal that would have allowed teams to trade draft picks up to five years in advance rather than the current three.

X · Mar 30, 2026, 5:03 PM

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2038728893721612493

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

The Super Bowl is returning to Las Vegas in 2029, per sources. It now has been officially approved.

X · Mar 30, 2026, 9:23 PM

[wooden lodge]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/2038990936995156365?s=46

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

HC Aaron Glenn on Geno Smith, via @RichCimini:

"He's the guy that's going to lead us to the promised land."

X · Mar 31, 2026, 2:44 PM

[brittle quarry]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2039116188597502279?s=12

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Odell Beckham Jr. came to the Arizona Biltmore during the NFL's annual meetings and met with New York Giants coach John Harbaugh on Monday about potentially joining the team, sources told @JordanRaanan.

https://t.co/sENYBjF5kj

X · Mar 31, 2026, 11:02 PM

[wooden lodge]

oh my god bruh it really is the new york ravens

[brittle quarry]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2039485945020318113?s=12

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Los Angeles Rams wide receiver Puka Nacua has checked into rehab, his attorney, Levi McCathern, told The California Post.

X · Apr 1, 2026, 11:31 PM

This why AJB clears

[worthy tusk]

Yikes

[zealous copper]

https://x.com/espn/status/2039728006868947206?s=20

ESPN (@espn)

Kirk Cousins will sign a five-year, $172M deal with the Las Vegas Raiders that in reality is a one-year, fully-guaranteed $20 million deal that also contains a club option for two years at $80M, per @AdamSchefter.

X · Apr 2, 2026, 3:33 PM

Lmao

All time bag chaser

[quick canopy]

Kirk Cousins agent needs to be in the history books

[fair fog]

https://tenor.com/view/lilkirko-kirk-cousins-gif-27059845

[half phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/lanister-gif-23969224

[zealous copper]

Yeah yall are cooked ngl

[serene flint]

@half phoenix tbh

If they know that its good for fernando to sit for a year

Thats all i need to know

[half phoenix]

Most likely sitting him for a year

[serene flint]

Brady knows ball

[half phoenix]

Just personally don’t like Kirk lmao

[serene flint]

This is fantastic

[half phoenix]

Get another high draft pick and make more solid moves

Definitely seeing them try to make the super bow by 2029

[brittle quarry]

They aren’t

It’s basically only a 1 year deal

And this is amazing for Fernando development

they are probably just gonna cut Kirk after this year

Smart deal by the raiders

[worthy tusk]

True

[brittle quarry]

https://x.com/_eagletimes/status/2039892497002897518?s=12

Eagle Times (@_EagleTimes)

ESPN is considering adding Jason Kelce to its broadcast team. 👀

X · Apr 3, 2026, 2:27 AM

[lone cobalt]

Hello sport people

[brittle quarry]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2041200871267062129?s=12

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

More about Giants All-Pro DT Dexter Lawrence requesting a trade:

https://t.co/UTSsOp1cBF

X · Apr 6, 2026, 5:06 PM

[steel dew]

https://youtu.be/DiuR3lXE3pI?si=6RhfiNhApKlrNQbO

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/RealMamaEagle/status/2041689183996064195?

Kei (@RealMamaEagle)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quoting The Athletic (@TheAthletic)
︀
Why was Mike Vrabel passed on this coaching cycle?
︀︀
︀︀An anonymous GM tells @DMRussini that Vrabel's physical stature may have been a factor.
︀︀
︀︀"He's a very large human being. And can be very intimidating to people in an organization."
︀︀
︀︀More:
︀︀podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-athletic-football-show-a-show-about-the-nfl/id1528622068?i=1000644182347?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=twhq&source=twitterhq

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FxTwitter · Apr 8, 2026, 1:26 AM

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/johnrivers131/status/2041912423771185371?

year 23 (@johnrivers131)

Lmaooooooooooo

Quoting Aaron (@aaroncabrera_)
︀
Dianna Russini the next time she sees Kay Adams

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FxTwitter · Apr 8, 2026, 4:13 PM

[left kelp]

https://x.com/dmrussini/status/2016313569059414172?s=46 lolololol

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini)

@zds_dd @Jeff_McLane My husband doesn't text me. It's a problem in our marriage actually.

X · Jan 28, 2026, 12:53 AM

[wind olive]

https://x.com/sharkmemess/status/2041935149135261904?s=46&t=ZNPdopoYfyKUabhhGGw0kQ

shark memes (@SharkMemess)

Dianna Russini’s husband waiting in the car while she “follows up on a story.”

X · Apr 8, 2026, 5:44 PM

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/BattleRapBum/status/2042416269815697498?

bum (@BattleRapBum)

#SheTouchedItInMiami

Quoting College Transfer Portal (@CollegeFBPortal)
︀
CRAZY: Dianna Russini says she hid partying from her husband:
︀︀
︀︀“I did things in Miami I haven’t even told my husband… I had THAT much fun. 😳

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FxTwitter · Apr 10, 2026, 1:35 AM

[sick kayak]

bruh there's so much evidence of her hating her husband and allegations on her she def had this affair

[left kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/johnrivers131/status/2042360053391351902?

year 23 (@johnrivers131)

Cmon now

Quoting Quinn (@MindOfQuinn)
︀

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FxTwitter · Apr 9, 2026, 9:52 PM

https://fxtwitter.com/TheyAlreadyKnew/status/2042347406046433436?

Flaming Hot Takes (@TheyAlreadyKnew)

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FxTwitter · Apr 9, 2026, 9:02 PM

[twilit heath]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2042702494845817209?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: the Green Bay Packers are trading wide receiver Dontayvion Wicks to the Philadelphia Eagles in exchange for a 2026 fifth-round pick and a 2027 sixth-round pick.

Wicks will sign a one-year, $12.5 million extension with the Eagles, per his agent @DavidMulugheta.

X · Apr 10, 2026, 8:33 PM

AJ Brown look out

[twilit heath]

Dolphins Pick 6 Demon Jack Jones just signed with the 49ers I'm dead

[tropic vapor]

BAHAHAHAHHA

[paper gulch]

its over

[faint tapir]

Media channel he deleted i think

[dim trellis]

#joever

[paper gulch]

stop antagonizing him bruh

[tropic vapor]

What the fuck

Lmaooo

[quick canopy]

Bring back ufc channel pls @fresh stratus

[tropic vapor]

All this over deeting

[quick canopy]

@faint tapir

[fresh stratus]

How are we feeling about the 49ers this year

[fresh stratus]

Bro this fight is crazy

[cold cove]

How about them cowboys

[jade gate]

Haven’t seen enough acl’s

[dim trellis]

This fight is so fire

[coral gorge]

There’s no more mods bro

[tropic vapor]

So Lamar’s gonna need help right

[quick canopy]

Pmo

[paper gulch]

We are like icarus, we flew too close to the sun

[fresh stratus]

This is the best heavyweight fight in a long time

[paper gulch]

Bro he said "Ill fuck up all you pussies"

😭

[coral gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-robin-and-cartoon-crying-gif-20634075

[quick canopy]

What the fuck did the ufc channel do

we were just talking

[serene flint]

@ everyone over womens curling

and the .0001% chance it hits

they litearllyt lose their shit

[serene flint]

i swear to god

[tropic vapor]

Ok

[serene flint]

holy fuck

[tropic vapor]

Deeting is that serious

[serene flint]

then tell me?

I toldu i was fixing it

i coulda taken it offline

theres litearlly no nba games tonight

litearlly none

what were people gonna talk about in general

[quick canopy]

@fresh stratus look at blaydes face lol

[tropic vapor]

Deets

[quick canopy]

Swollen up

[faint tapir]

Ok theres 0 practical difference between kicking it and taking it offline

[quick canopy]

Foty

[paper gulch]

hes spitting fax, deeting was keeping us alive

[serene flint]

I told you though

I litearlly told yuou

[fresh stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-captain-america-red-skull-failing-fail-gif-19613837

[serene flint]

dont kick it

I said it

good

I dont care

[tropic vapor]

So can we have generacl back

[serene flint]

no

[paper gulch]

[tropic vapor]

Why not

[serene flint]

im containing the spapming

[faint tapir]

Yea lemme bring it back i have like 4 bots he doesnt know about

[tropic vapor]

What did we do

[serene flint]

no spam

[coral gorge]

@fresh stratus so uh thoughts on the Jack Jones signing

[quick canopy]

Ban the two rtards that spammed it

[jade gate]

Nah but how about first take

[tropic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

[fresh stratus]

I don't know anything about him but the Dolphins fan here liked him

[jade gate]

Jaylen brown consensus mvp twin

[coral gorge]

What position do you want at 27?

I’m leaning Omar Cooper Jr myself

[tropic vapor]

I think

I miss

Tyler linderbaum

[paper gulch]

Yall think my Panthers will make it to the superbowl this year

[tropic vapor]

What the fuck we had genai??

[coral gorge]

Play left? wtf?

[fresh stratus]

Always looking for o-line

[tropic vapor]

Bro that would’ve been so funny that bot’s sentient

[faint tapir]

Bro took the opportunity to ban play

[tropic vapor]

He actually got banned this time I’m crine

[serene flint]

i saw a requested message

hes so annoying

bro thinks i give a fuck about him

[quick canopy]

Nas fight of the year

This is what heavyweight is supposed to be

[fresh stratus]

Incredible

[serene flint]

I kNoW yOu MaDe ThAt Ai AbOut Me

no i didnt

[tropic vapor]

I think

[quick canopy]

Just fat rtards giving each other cte

[tropic vapor]

I miss

[quick canopy]

Love it

[tropic vapor]

Generacl

[half phoenix]

Logged on to see u spamming

[quick canopy]

!admin

[faint tapir]

Ok can i have mod back ill fix the server while u fix the bot @serene flint

[coral gorge]

Fairs I’m just not a fan of the tackle that’s gonna be available in that range

[quick canopy]

Dude was the ufc thread deleted?

sucks

[faint tapir]

Yea he deleted it

[quick canopy]

what the fuck did we ever do

[faint tapir]

Nth

[jade gate]

if ur looking for a good o-line my friend @vapid flame is definitely built for it

[limber tapir]

bro

[tropic vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

[serene flint]

took out the pussy fake sport channels like baseball ufc and soccer

no meme channel either

[paper gulch]

[limber tapir]

fairs, fake sports those are

[serene flint]

cause thats degeen

you guys can talk about other sports

and I will make game threads

[faint tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[serene flint]

apparently this is a Lakers server

[quick canopy]

Comon bro we were just talking

There are like 2 people talking

me and nas

[serene flint]

28 years of life have made me a jaded, nihilistic asshole

this is as good as it gets

im sorry

[dusty hare]

free the ufc channel

[quick canopy]

make another one ?

[faint tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/ahem-shit-loser-seriously-gif-5731140

[quick canopy]

main event is near

[paper gulch]

I hope Jiri comes out on top

[quick canopy]

fuck you rtard

this is your fault

[paper gulch]

Bro what

[dusty hare]

jiri champ 2026

[serene flint]

#1492719301071999198

[faint tapir]

Im cackling

[quick canopy]

spammed that shit like an autistic child

[paper gulch]

Bro i didnt think he would just wipe out the channels

[quick canopy]

fucking rtard

[paper gulch]

Also i wasnt even the only one spamming

[quick canopy]

fuck you and the other guy

[paper gulch]

[serene flint]

its hayks fault

[fresh stratus]

Respect Chedia

[serene flint]

he kicked the bot

i said dont kick the bot

i added bot back

[faint tapir]

IT MAKES ZERO DIFFERENCE

[serene flint]

he kicked the bot again

[river estuary]

where is the general? they locked general just becoz Luka and AR got injured? like cmon man its not the end of the world. i like the new identity we have. We may not make it but I like to see how they perform. Luke Kennard is suprisingly a good playermaker NGL

[vapid imp]

How about a channel for a real sport like tennis

[serene flint]

so the tennis channel