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@white schooner @steel rose @native hill
Nope
Zobs, Goos, Cassie and now you all are in different jars
Nuh uh you must become #freeowonge
No?
Who ping me
Nuh uh you must play by the rules
No I’ll stay in my comfy jar ty
You’re trapped :3
Wait orange you got captured
Damn
BREAK free.
shrinks the jars to fit on my belt like pokeballs
Unbreakable
@celest nimbus @native hill
no match for a little bit of hammer
Hhhhh idk what to have for lunch
newspaper clippings
Me? :3
AYO
UwU
Owo
D:
But yeah we got no sandwich fillings rn so I could make smth with bacon and egg which I kinda don’t feel like or I could cook the chicken plain and have that or I could go to the shop or I could just get takeaway
And that’s too many options
Hmmmm so long as you make something for two :3 am running over rn

here's what you do
go on uber eats
buy amigos
then put in my address instead of yours
wait then you'll know where i live
nevermind
no free food
Or @quiet schooner send da food to me :3
nuh uh
unless you put the address as a random spot and wait there
I will shake your jar
@uncut reef we need one of me shaking the jars
good idea
i'll see what i can do with that
zob and jar torture
nobody's confining me in a jar
Can I have my lawyer pleasr
No
Because I want to :3
meow >:3
I’m collecting the sillies of Ridm
D:
You prove my point, that’s why I contain you in jar :3
why aren't you in a jar, aurora.
Because I am da commander :3
I contain others, I am not silly
and also because Aurora is already in a box
you could put em in a jar then put em in a box, even safer
Spitting lies everywhere duh
I love this box, I’m free to leave anytime and it’s super snuggly in here
prove it
Read my lips, I am not silly
How?
what's the box made of.
Cardboard <3
I’m going to turn you inside out then
thankfully i'm the same inside
How art I supposed to know?
You’re not in a jar, there a sign of my benevolence
prove you'Re benevolent by filling zob's jar full of water
I imprison only those who need it
@steel rose they want me to murder you
I don’t need it 
You’re so silly orange
precisely.
wow
C:
it was flippy's idea
nah, oscar's
Really?
Ooooo I need new prisons, concrete caskets for the right wing :3
Concrete, lead lined with titanium chains actually
case in POİNT (i forgot i can't send pics)
So silly of you, traps in 🫙
ah hell nah
helps flippy escape
And for that silliness traps you in a 🫙 too
You can have a jar
escapes to never be seen ever again
You’re trapped in it so yis
i can do whatever i want with it?
Decorate it however you like
Do a flip
if i did that shit in the jar i'd break my neck
i'll decorate it with a long ladder, perfect escape height
There’s a lid :0
yeah i'll decorate it with a saw too
:(
quietly watches
Hi
@magic obsidian
LMFAO
@steel rose
UwU
Excellent work, you are safe from the jar :3
thank you!!
The Kitsune goddess is merciful :3
ill shake your mom
🙂
thanks
why u want the mods?

No reason, why'd you ask?
mhm!
o
i mean it's a yt link
it was a link to yt to the vid
is there no rule book?
that we can se
see
@rocky quartz

Hi guys 🤗
k ty
rules channel is in progress
but this is the gist of it https://files.zobs.dev/f/LyczQmD02
k common sense lol
fr
Orange 🍊🤓
i always use "use common sense" as a rule lmao
just dont be stupid tbh
hi pika
lol
Hii orange
How are you doing
Simple and straightforward.
I am tired but today has been a great day
Until I am trapped in a jar
It's as if putting no loopholes in the rules lmao
fr
i'm just waiting till the superior ''confusing and convoluted'' rules come out
foolproof rules
Why is everyone in the 🫙 jar
who is doing this ??
Is that another AJR concert pic?
No...
only people in the jar know
Go in the jar
and find out
:))
thats how u know its a yes
Ahh...
Spot the AJR members
I can see the hat
guy on the botten left?
I can't even see the faces
its grainy
my guess (can guess 2/3 - the blue circles represent my guess; also have to look into google for reference tbh)
im sorry idk 

Is it me or did the activities UI just change?
Still as is on my end
I believe it's region based updates or something
probably a roll out that will happen eventually
Or A/B testing
I see
!play lagu jorok
hello
Hello!
eeewww, a non-bsd operating system
☠️ ☠️ ☠️
(ignore me, i'm just ||[redacted]||)
is that word disallowed
you'd get banned
Of course not, there are more vile words permitted.
hi
Rawr
Uh oh
no.
Uh oh
🫙
i am banned from... ```markdown
- Playing EA games
- CS 2
- Xbox Live (old account, i did a purchase when i was underage and microsoft got mad)
- Cloudflare (they found out i brought a domain while underage, lmfao)
- Oracle (they do not like my credit card)
- 2^23 remeaning... (forgot)
nah, you're seeing things aurora
maybe the next thing on the list is going to be rythm?
@celest nimbus are you by any change hovering over that "Ban" button? i know.. it's big red button, it certainly brings attention.. but please don't :(
meow
dies
Good jar orange
NO
You’re a bad jar orange?
we needa put this mf in a room (rubber one)
No, no trap orange in a room
you're gonna go insane in that room, aurora.
As if not already /j
I am not in room smh
you're about to be
Nuh uh
yuh uh
then we'll just throw the box with you in there
simple as
Too busy cooking stage 1 done
No
i dont see any protein
It’s pasta and red lentils and now it’s been topped in tomato and mascarpone sauce
Red lentils
Hello chat
the fuck is a mascarpoe bsauce
mascarpone is a cheese
so it İS mac and cheese
So yeah there’s plenty of protein
i think you need to add chicken
@full vine why do u have two discord rpc extensions on your vsc
or beef
chimken
two is better than one
or more beef
if one breaks just use the other lol
💀
::)))))))))
that too
idk how lmao
add another one just in case
add a 3rd one
lol
!!!
the question is why don't YOU
i can't use any of them sadly
cuz i dont use vsc
since i don't have the client
🗿
insane
understandable
No, I don’t, I made the choice to make it with red lentils because I wanted to
real developers use eclipse
Hola alguien que hable español que me explique de este grupo
I will
Hello, someone who speaks Spanish, explain to me about this group.
miyuki casually using that discord cli
😭 🙏
english or spanish?
Este es un grupo para un servicio de música, y necesitas hablar inglés para ter suporte.
bruh
Spanish I only know very little English
nope
the horrors that are about to happen
in browser discord
What x3 it’s my meal, I wasn’t defrosting meat before making this as I have work soon
ah i see lmao
Servicio de música entonces, yo pensé que voz ia
Music service then, I thought that voice ia
while ron was typing the topic changed TWICE
no no, haha
this is a yiddish only server
Ok i will try
XD
My keyboard might have stuck on a key (on my cloud computer), I was actually lurking
@magic obsidian You wanna be ready for this :))
lmao
el que se mueve primero es gay
what the what
something is off about this picture, and i wonder what it is
wat
D:
@steel rose
:0
how old are you
LFMAO
there is no way
this server is officially in meltdown mode
Lmao
Yippee
ohh meltdown
You're like not everyone here except me is
the funny
we're going insane
that's not the issue?
hello there, intel. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meltdown_(security_vulnerability)
the meltdown
that's not even what i was talking about
nah i'm 43
i like my pfp so much
fair enough
with that name lmao?
yeah i never grew up
yes his name is Flippy irl
lmfao
Hello security vulnerability I remembered seeing years ago~

how old are u
hmmm
Morning degenerates
What the flip
What
D:
don't joke about your age.
't was not me
ok
I was talking about FLIPPY
how old ru fr
As I said before
I was born in 1992, in intel's headquarters
thanks for the info
we didn't ask tho
I'm also Microsoft WIndows NT 4.0 compatible
no need to be rude.
nah that's vile get perma blocked
i'm gonna run you without a heatsink
lmao
dies
good days~
that reminds me of a certain someone
12-3??
how does one consider that rude 💀
BRO
I'm jk
zobs jst said not to joke abt age 🤨
must have forgotten
anyways
LMAO
we have cpu's here
yes
ru u under age aren’t u
xra stop talking about that please
are you tryna get me another warning
freezobs
become the intel core2duo
no wait
intel atom
for low end netbooks
please
how am i supposed to know u have a warning
wait so
will that be a compliment if i run you with a noctua cooler
From Zobs hath I received one via this foul bot.
oscar
I don't have nick perms
you shall receive freedom and democracy
in.. some random dimension that isn't this one
thank you United States of America
you're welcome fellow citizen
thanks America
gm yall ✨
Guten Morguen, emmay.
Good late afternoon
I wonder what Keir Starmers meeting was like with Mr Biden
Had a game of cs2 this morning and won it
now can I win this one 
No idea haven’t paid attention
Morning, morning

morn'
helo
'ello
Hows everyone's week so far?
Good thanks and your week?
Pretty good! Just finishing my graduate class term. Only two more left 🙌
no
:(
Congratulations keep it up 👍 @little oasis
hell yeah
lets gooo
W
eh nothing much
im just nolifing my bot half the time
escaping the fog
The Fog is Coming
NOOOO
Me and my homies hate the fog
that's what i'm saying
movies w my mates + my theory test
😭 @mint trench
what theory
guten morguen, athena

gunter morgan to you too the united states of america
united german states of amerika
D:
Have y'all picked out a movie yet?
car theory test
just kidding
Also good luck with your test!
good luck with ur theory!
yeah a quiet place day one is out
excited for that
thankss
''explain what happens when you press the gas pedal''
vroom vroom
a GAME theory
D:
that's what happens
you turn on the afterburner
gl
oh zobs, good luck to you mate!
me, on my way to fire a missile at that afterburner before you cut it:
thanks yall
where yall gonna watch it
no way you're firing an AIM-9X heat seeking missile at me
cinemas
ah yes
nah i'm firing one of those heat seeking balloon missiles
aim 9s are for the weak
Might have to get some movie theater popcorn
the goofy instructor youtubers

''hammond you blooming idiot you ran over a family of 5''
wait a moment
a moment has passed
the best part of popcorn's the slightly charred parts at the bottom
sweet popcorn
non theres salted and sweet
Hello ji
Maths topper
yea
damn just like the founding fathers intended
show
Guys wanna eat paw bhaji
is that DCS
link the vid to me pls
yes the video is about dcs
you saw the bradley operator who said he learned his skills from war thunder
i wanna see the goofy
i changed the title with inspector hacks
lol
it's probably not too different
Guys!!!
Wanna eat paw bhaji masala??
<@&1245412675526328322>
Hmm
you can use this too https://files.zobs.dev/f/xMJPPk732
Ma'am naraz ho ji
no
I thought 🤔
you cant go around assuming everyones mad 😭
I don't call you mad
Wait I am talking to red Zobs

Yes ma'am
How did break free?
had enough

Zobs is finally out of the jar
Illegal
Eerie is also out of the box
puts back in jar
Enjoy freedom
I got a neat trick for you, it’s called 🫙
what is paw bhaji
because cheese is the greatest substance ever created
false
Hey yalllllll
Search this on Google
And then I will send you a pic
Hii Aiu 🧋🧋🍪🍪
yeah no
I always think about cheese
I love cheese. But cheese doesn't love me
do you have some mozzarella

Athena is cheese canon?
lactose intolerant?
i am cheese
Very much so
beat cheese into submission
oh no
Not the lack toes intolerance ;-;
🧋🧋🍩🧁🍫
hows bro gonna walk now :(
Guess we better give her a jar….. with wheels
wtf
Thank you 😊😊
im gonna go take a nap
ok
C:
sounds good
hell yeah
This is the first time hearing that Zobs is taking a nap 😴
tell xano to go make a salad or something
wtf
Ixz ??
?
goodnight.
I am going to baba
I am going to eat dinner
Paw bhaji 😋😋
D:
This is paw bhaji
doesnt look that vad
Na
Guys wanna have some??
Yammy
Thank you 😊
This is made by me
starboard fell off
just bought 2x8gb ram
soo on tuesday I will join the club of 32Gb ram owners
btw XD i got my paycheck today
and XDDD
I got ~200pln more than in my previous job where I practically sat and studied on my laptop all the time, occasionally mopped the floor and in winter I shoveled a small area around the building
i got 16 and its plenty for me
so compared to that job, and the job in mcdonald, the amount of work I put in to earn money(in McD) is 9999999x more, and the payout is only minimally greater XD
hi everyone
Hia!
Haiyai
lmfao
@crisp pulsar
If you join a voice chat and hit the
icon, you can start the Rythm activity 
here u go
I’ll pass thanks x3
N'
and integration in the mobile and ios
yep
Thks
no worries happy to help :D
Join in channel
Press the
button
Start it
thanks
You're welcome
Does it delete the message or just spam ping moderators?
heyy
Hia!
Hi
Hii
It make a report to us
Yo wasssupp 🤘🧋
Yumi 🧋🍪

this is so pathetic seriously
Do you need premium to listen to music whenever you want?
nop
have a free version
Specific songs
alright
without premium or free trial you can just listen radio
Ah...
yeah...
So I can't..
We have a free trial you can test out for two weeks 
New Rythm but ı understand why it has a premium
yeah my trial is over
rythm dont have much songs why?
oh fr?
this is Rythm
At the time on Discord you could listen to any music for free, don't you anymore?
bro tryna get on the starboard 💀
theyre licensing more music
you can suggest in #1246539399211126794
They don't have Duncan Lawrence
meaning they don't have warner music group
I mean did the team forget Warner lmao?
We are working each day to get more music licensed. All good things take time 🙏
Understandable
We license all of out music now so we font get shut down and artists get paid 
You are able to listen to our curated radios for free ✨️
Now that I think about it, do I also get embed perms along with image perms?
Congrats! 
🙌
EVEROWN JOIN GENREAL AS WE DOING A PARTY
hi
I do love snacks
Verily, this server doth prove too excellent
lol
@little oasis i bought new internet

Yea, was't not the inspection element?
Even Google HQ has like 1,000 lmao
What's BSD
I see
COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!
Who knows
YEAHHHHHH
It sends us a report, instead of you pinging mods ^-^
I see
@worldly solar r u watching this 😭😭
I heard some people behind my house cheering when they scored 😐
I am
That wasn't a pen but who cares lol
refs decision is final
At lease Kane didn't send the ball to Jupiter this time 😂
9:30pm, Night walk to the store for ice cream
"When I die and leave this earth
Will I leave more than just some dirt?
Leave a life I know I lived
For all it’s worth?"
Evening everyone
Hia Frosty!
lol what
:3
How ya'll been?
What kind 👀
B&J Fudge Brownie
oooooooo
and strawberry sorbet
Good night guys
pika
i ahve poem for u
"Follow your heart until you're home
Follow your heart it guides you home
Feet don't sleep, the walk is long
The path is rough and goes on and on
Please carry this heart home"
Lovely
this one is "Follow your heart"
Well played England
England won? What is this?
Hi
@steel rose ok join music1
just join music 1
sym
How did we win that hehe
huh
idk i slept through it and woke up to a win lmao
The offside and my heart dropped I thought it was gonna go to pens
england doesn’t deserve this
Then we get that last minute goal
I mean tbh they actually played well after the first 20 minutes
They didn’t deserve to qualify, but they’re playing decently enough that game a lot of attack
It was a yellow card bonanza tho with the Dutch and a few for England
I'm really happy that I still have premium!
-# This user is lying, he wants a refund, give him a refund.
That's so great omg!
-# No refunds on my watch
😭
@steel rose 🥺
Was trying to update everything and froze my pc for so long 
what
You are not that cool
Ooo have you been there before?
nope first time
finally meeting @mint trench after 7 years
(if i don't make it back from my holiday you know who to target)
-# that ping was a warning
who are you and why are you pinging me
-# your mom
WTF
whoa
just got to the dorm I'm staying in for college orientation
The hotel I'm staying at for work had better internet than this
(I'm not expecting it to be very fast or anything but I at least expect it to, yk, work)
ohno :(
so uh
not great first impressions
plus the first room I was assigned had paint peeled back and trash everywhere
:/
i requested a different room and got a decent room but honestly would have preferred to get the room I'd actually be assigned in the fall
:(
OH THAT'S HILARIOUS
found out why the internet won't work
they have a login page but instead of actually allowing you to just login to the network, you have to have mandatory admin software that acts as a rootkit
and it requires reauth every 24 hours
with no option to just remember it

o.o
i also can't even use a VPN
which, mind you, even the US government themselves advise using a VPN
it's fun how you can mass forward one message to multiple channels at once with this
Hey yalllieee
update:
read through some much more up to date documentation
can confirm that aforementioned rootkit has been removed from the requirements and switched with a normal auth service that has proper security
(the documentation on the front page of the IT site is outdated by like 4 years)
lol
yikes
@white schooner remember the THX thing you wanted me to work on?
yeah I'm doing that
goodnight ridm
sleep well
LETS GOOOO
gn
Good morning chat
go back to bed
Hello! Rythm no longer responds to traditional commands like !play, instead you can launch Rythm by following this little guide!
To launch Rythm:
- Join a voice channel
- Click the
icon - Scroll to find Rythm
Alternatively you can switch to slash commands for a more familiar experience by adding Rythm to your server or profile, all you have to do is open @crisp pulsar's profile and click "add app" and you're good to go!
Heya! You're able to use slash commands over in #commands, and if you're looking for a list of commands you can find them all here!!!
Please read my message above yours, thank you!

@uncut reef ever since we reached 3400 it hasnt even went up 100 more ever since 😭
Hi
Hi
hi
Hi
hi
Hi
Hi pizza
Which game?
Yello 🤗
Morning
That's possible.
Good morning frosty 🥶
Morning pika, how are you
Xd my securety is overkill as yee
I am fine thanks for asking ☺️
How are you??
Doing fine, just at work.
Work !
Great
Hard working men 💪💪
Im a IT nerd
Wrong image
I like Huntinger
Owo bot
Wahhh
Guys!!
Wanna hear good news??
Wat dat
yes
Take a Guess
A Furry 0:
yes?
uum idfk
Pats
you passed your exam???
why would you buy a restaurant??
Cause I like its location and food
Now I will open a gym on that
0-0
is it in a game or smth or irl??
In real
I own a company Irl
OMG 😳😳
Great 👍
I own a perfume company
Nice
Yea 🙂
But I am 30 percent partner
At least you are not an 49 percent partner
daaaamnnn it sooooo hoooooot

@rancid yoke now i have quote for u instead of poem:
"You think kil*ing is hard, huh?
Try healing something, that is hard.
You can break something in two seconds.
But it can take forever to fix it."
Deep meaning and motivation 💪🙏
Heyyyyyy
Yea 🙂🥺
Hiii Aiu 🧋🍦
How are you
Hiii pika! 🍫🍩 I'm good how about you?
I am fine going to the gym
Rythm has been through a lot of raids
It's that time of the night again
Wvy id tje wptld sponminf
Time for ninjago
what?
why is the world spinning?
Why id tha wprld sssspinning


