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I literally cant stop lauging
I am glad you fellas's thought that was funny! THat makes me happy!
I am a woman
do you do stand up at the ZUST comedy club?
omg i meight ahave seen tyou?
no probably not
Have you? What did you look like? Maybe I can spot you in the crowd and tell a joke for you!
5'3, blue eyes, NOT a siamese twin, brown hair, green eyes
does your torso have an arm on either side?
Wow! I have seen a lot of people who look like that, and I'm pretty sure one of them was you!
Do you happen to work at a foot locker? I saw someone who looked liek that through a fot locker window
no.
Oh
sadge
Oh, I noticed my type! I said "Fot Locker", but really I meant "Foot Locker"
*typo!! I noticed another one!! O :
OOoh ok, I noticed my issue! Thank you for informing me!
fot locker is for losers
theres something there
Is Foot Locker open right now? Maybe I can go say hello to you?
keep trying
im workshopping it for ZUST standup night
we close at 10:40
Greg, I also noticed that you are in an open relationship. May I join? Assuming I am allowed [ :
what?
no hes not
Oh thank's for saving me [ :
heck (hell) yeah!
Horray!
womp womp
Oh no! I am sorry you are shaking and crying, maybe if you are cold you should go inside?
I thought you were different greg
would you like som stand up comedy to make you feel better
I can offer some stand up
sorry that was my siamese twin
but you're just like every other siamese twin I've dated
but wait
Wait wait, I have a joke for you fellas's
ok go
I am a woman
hurry!
I don't have much time left
Do I have permission to say my joke?
yes
plenty of time right though
Horray!
So a horse walks inot the bar, and the bartender goes, "Why the long face? are you sad?" He asks. Then, the horse suddenly then disapears! O:
The joke would probably be funny to you (Or it might not be) if I said the cart before the horse, then you would laugh. But I didn't say that
BAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
hahHa!.
I've never heard that one before
wait a minute my siamese twin is a woman
Wow!
omg wait lana frederickson??
greg shoemacher?
What a coincy dink! (I do not know how to spell out the full work)
*word. I apologize for the typo
YOURE my siamese twin??
yeah I guess so!
I am not a siamese twin. ] : My name is Ayden Wolton, and that does not match
what a crazy mix up! i thought we were totally gonna date!
kindness wins
I am still willing to be inside of an open relationship, as I am not a siamese twin
wanna go out sometime? foot locker just closed
Yes, Indeed I belive I would quite enjoy that. I can tell a joke on our outing
hand locker just opened I hear thats a great date spot
No
kindness twins
kindamese twins
kiamandaese twiplets
Ɛ>
waitr
i hardly know her
my siamese triplet is named ayden
I do not see a waiter? Is this a resturant?
wait just a minute!!
No, it's not. It's discord!


dont worry it makes sense if you've read the manga
the what manga
What's manga. If you meant mango, I know what that means
Hey, I wanna say I really appreciate this environment. It's given me an opportunity to connect with other rythm fans, and for that you have my gratitude.
I second that! Ɛ>
thirded
who knew my siamese triplets also LOOOOVE rythn!!!
I-
I think you got your Ayden's mixed up! Wow!
you-
?
now what?
Now what.
jinx
now what!
hold on
thats what my mom calls me
same
Oh I am sorry to hear that. ]: Could I offer you a joke?
go ahead!/
yes please
A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender “what’s with the meat?”
The bartender says, “If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss even one, you have to pay for everyone else’s drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?”
The man takes another look at the meat, then says, “I think I’ll pass. The steaks are too high.”
hahaha
i don't like this one as much
I think I've heard that one before though :(
I got a better one
30 thousand server members, not a drop to drink.
if you go the ham contest what will the man say
May I tell another joke?
what?
Oh! I know! Maybe he will say
"May I enter the ham contest?"
you won last year you are not allowed
Oooh ok. I do like that! Funny!

Here's a good joke!
So a horse walks inot the bar, and the bartender goes, "Why the long face? are you sad?" He asks. Then, the horse suddenly then disapears! O :
The joke would probably be funny to you (Or it might not be, that is alright if you do not find it funny) if I said the cart before the horse, then you would laugh. But I didn't say that
i love 3> that
Horray!
bahahaha
never heard that one before
Ɛ>
Good job!
great job Lana!
omg that sounds great!
oh whats their name?
greg
omg no way thats my name!
probably
Wow! Are you guys siamese wins?
siamese lose :(
Oh, that's a bummer if you aren't
I'm surprised we haven't been kicked
same tbh
Yeah
we have been very unhinged

Our real names are Kevin, Alex, and Aldritch. We live in Kentucky
they either find this entertaining or have forgotten how to kick someone
Fr
I hope the former
one of us tells the truth and one of us always lies
I fear the latter
the other is kevin
I always lie
im kevin
That would be me
well I'm also kevin
NO, one of them always lies
so there must be 3
no way my siamese twin is named kevin!
one of us lies, one of us tells lies, and kevin tells lies.
that's weird, I feel like you would know if you had a siamese twin or not
common misconception
Espesually if you're talking to them thru discord, when you're physically attached to them
thats what that means?
Bruh
I thought it meant you both had cats
are you allowed to curse on this server
so long as the intention isn't to hurt or attack someone else
I cast bestow curse on thee
thou must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or else be cursed
What's your wiz mod
Mine's a +5
frick yeah!
gosh diddly darn it
side note actually IRL I have been listening to the song "never gonna give you up" on loop through rythm since I joined this server
neat
thank you
it has been quite nice to share such a lovely song through such a lovely service with my siamese twin
(it makes sense if you read the manga)
no
sowwy



well, working on things rn
I'm good as well! Happy I did good on an exam recently for summer school, and just vibing overall
Nice nice, what're you working on?
Yooo wsg
hihi!
What yall up to
Writing some scripts for my content in regards to my side business
we're vibing!


oooh, thats coolio
!p taylor
Hello Hello! Rythm no longer responds to traditional commands like !play, instead we're now an integrated activity within Discord that you can launch in any server, group chat, or dm by following this little guide!
To launch Rythm:
- Join a voice channel
- Click the
icon - Scroll to find Rythm

and you're all good to go!!!
Alternatively you can switch to slash commands for a more familiar experience by adding the Rythm bot to your server or profile if you'd like to be able to use them everywhere, feel free to hop in #commands and give them a try!
heya cassie
Hi cassie
wb cassie
muuuuusic!
nah it's the regular cult 
Hello
Hey eerie can u eat everything (ur kirby rite =)))

hi
this day cant start wierder enough cuz i found an hardstyle song about a dog who passed away 💀
like its sad and all but why a hardstyle song..?
Morning
because thats what kids like nowadays
😭
anyways helo everyone
wsg
async def hackban(interaction: discord.Interaction, user_id: str, delete_days: int = 0) -> None:
"""Ban a member who isn't in the server."""
try:
user_id = int(user_id)
except ValueError:
raise commands.BadArgument(f"User ID must be an integer.")
r/cursedcode
(context: user_id should be type int aka number at the start 😭)
i wont link where this code came from but yeah i think there are a lot more goofy stuff like this there
nebula?
grats
okie 🙂

Choose a lower difficulty 
Can only improve by starting slower and steadily increasing
Now DT it
I canmot
Im a 3*-er
Guess who lost $10.40 on Roobet mines? Peter did! The bloody gimp got too picky and kept going. Hit a mine! what a tard!
you first Citrus fren
Morning

What time is it for you Jet
yo
Hello!
Still only like 9pm

its not rust so its bad anyway
Ah okay
zig?
yeah

Yes?
hi
I just like rust for its syntax, memory management, low levelness, and I really like the concept of the borrow checker
I mean i went from 0 to where I am now in like 2 months
and theres still much more to learn for you probably
Now im writing the backend for a vod platform
Oh definitely
like to really master it u need years of experience
thats the same for just about any language though
rust isn't special in that regard
true lol
You just have to want to learn it
You also have to hvae a need for it or there is no point
I mean its not the worst
but its usually only 1 time deal anyway
unless you delete the target folder
Even when you add new deps, it just compiles those new ones not the entire project
lol real
anyways, good luck with rust
i was learning it one time but i stopped lmao
mainly due to the community
and cuz of friends
the main community for rust is indeed a strange one
there are a lot of good people there but theres some people who come off strong
you should learn C++ 
good morning chat
oh god
good morning zobberoni
time to leave
sup goos
🙄
r we freed yet
no
you shall remain in my basement
😔
good morning zobs who still in the jar with goos
WHAT
we're in a JAR
HOW DID AURORA GIVE U THE JAR
not in your basement
I stole it
😭
and put it in my basement
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@steel rose were doomed
hi chat
hi hubnew
unless u let zobs escape and shook the jar with me inside
i am in fact still in the jar
im in a jar in a jar
ok i guess ill just shake your jar
huh
PLEASE

only im allowed to shake jars
NOOOOOOOOOO
hes in a jar in my jar i don't think so
Look at zobs lonely af
problem
😔
@steel roseDon't forget to contact Curry's
ong
frfr
nothing much
fiddling around with my fear of spiders
by playing a mission thta is full of huge ass spiders
hogwarts of legacy?
metro exodus
LMFAO
add a small jar inside
making this into a sticker
lets goooo
also whered you find white zobs
yayyyyy~
your github
oh
rare item discovered
oh wait i gotta change my pfp
to this
on github
fun fact @steel rose like 1 person discovered the fact that i got new pfp in the past month 😭 🙏
my friend
how dare u
aaron got that zobs collection
lmfao
zobs collection accomplished~
💀
let me see and make sure I didn't delete em
Yes
nuh uh
that is insane
💀
racimism
YOOO WHATS FUCKING UP CHAT
ayo what
r a c i m i s m
- zobs 2024
😭
that's the closest safe word to... whatever that is
Same lil
Lol
Just enjoying listening to some neffex and puffin clouds

Bruv ive been doing this for so long now
@steel rose
Who keeps locking y'all up
me
aurora 😭
The first one,the second one is too edgy
Honestly that's what I was thinking the second one looks really edgy
And in a cringe way
Not even the cool kind of edgy
Like to me it seems like most people would think I'm a jerk or smth
I like the fire in the background tho
Its not about that,its more like they will think you are a 14 years old
Well i mean neffex is a rapper so idk about that
I dont think having a pfp with a rapper means edgy nowadays
I just have something neffex related cuz I like his music
Ok what about between these
Personaly I like the second one
😭 😭 😭
sorryyyyy~ I have to do this 
ron im in a jar in zobs' jar
realistically i wouldve been in a 10x smaller jar
inside zobs jar
lmao
have to remake the jar if I want to
u cant resize the jar?
actually your inside a jar, thats inside a jar thats also inside another jar
WHAT
how are we suppose to fit a jar inside a jar
uh
nesting jars
make the jar small?
nesting jars real
I can, but technically I'm not on my other computer where I can do big editing
wheres the server
that has these stickers
if im gonna get nitro im gonna spam the goos in jar sticker everyday
r
LETS GOOO
Forgot to upload the goos version
LMFAO
no
lmao
private development server of what 🧌
Second is more understandable, first is more artistic
use the second one, the first one looks like something went wrong during printing lmao
So second one
yea
💀
#freezobs
decent lmao
Wym you guess
hey sillies
hi sillies~
actually goos jar is inside zobs jar smh
Hello chat
@steel roseAny luck with Curry's ?
i have forgor again
Get on the blower to them now
ill keep my phone on their number ready cuz im playing rn
lmfao
hmm that's an interesting british word
real
blower, in worldwide terms, would have meant something to blow
ik, but that's the first time I heard a synonym of phone would be something in usual term would have mean different
Pretty sure the new prime minister is going to be visiting Joe Biden tomorrow
Think he a NATO thing today
He been really busy last few days
Visted the Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland
I would not like to do his job
tf did blud send
god knows
when i clicked those gifs there was a yt video
and a n*k3d black man with a caption "excuse me?"
Hey, so has the foreign secretary
He’s been doing a tour of Europe
Germany, Sweden, Netherlands
Skipped France due to the election to prevent influence
wtf
The earth rotated a bit
Read the rules, no advertising
Aren't you just comdey
pack with me
@uncut reef it doesnt go below 2mb lmao
ahh
yo
<@&1245412675526328322> This link leads to a server when clicked.
yup no worries
Doing gooooooooood
Was a bit afk recently
Doing a few dental stuffies

But now I'm here!
Yippie
How have you been ron
Well bunch of things happened, did completed a book club just recently
It's actually really good
Me too
hru mee2
Good,im preparing for admitions for college
Ooooh yay good luck!
Yeah,hope I will get in a good college
Fingers crossed 🤞
damnn
good luck!
do you have a major in mind
It kinda attracts me now forensic chemistry
gosh same
My weakest are history, science, and MATH
Hate reading the books that are mandatory for school
Especially if those books have NOTHING to do with what you actually want
In my country all books feel like a script for soap operas which makes me skip a few years of life
Dirty love triangles,or peaseants fighting for land
And thats kinda all
Makes me twist my liver
Yeah, that's thing. You are being subjected to be fed with everything, regardless if it's important or not, but at the end, once you finished, like "here's your diploma, go to the real world", what happens, then teachability index kapoof, you are back to zero when you should have learn what you want to do
Yup,its all over the world
They all teach us useless things
Like,why the fuck do I want to know about an incest love triangle,beats me
They say gen z is dooming the planet will those teachings and mentalities still exist among adults
Plus the trauma from unprepared millenials as parents
Yup.
Dooooing fineeeee, wbu?
Train Gaming
You're on your summer break now, right?
yesssssssssss
lots of free time
and next week hitting the gym finally
How you doing Qais?
LESGOOO
Have fun :D
Enjoying cooking! :D
da train
cuz it is
Im 5 minutes late. Polish Railways 👍
nice
Nice
Hello Frosty, how you doing?
why can t i send images here?:(
you need to level up
writing messages?
yes
i need to find a song using only a small part of it
like a vid
shazam doesn t help
Uhhh, idk
hello
lmao
Hello
Hey goose!!
wsg

hi
stay friendless
Chat it be wild seeing red on those left benches
Queued I Ain't Worried - OneRepublic
@vivid basin This supposed to be happening, cause I don't have External App permissions?
Wait is the actual app up
This might be a big issue as this may affect servers that have @crisp pulsar
i mean
if u dont have external app permissions all messages will just display as ephemeral
I don't have them
and the messages are not ephemoral
uh client mods
will it show all the slash commands
Yes, I have Rythm
yeah it does show everything lmao
either this channel has external app perms enabled
or it is there for at everyone
or for a specific role
Bruh when is more neffex gonna get added
I surely don't have the perms
well imma check at my server
Yeah, rip servers with Rythm lmao
since 0 perms tehre
wait yeah it should give u the commands even with perms off
responses will be ephemeral tho
imma check if they are in my server
because if not then rip servers with rythm userbots
I don't have slash command
UH OH
Wait unless they are In the thing
Yeah lmfao
ur right @full vine
Umm what?
@full vine Did you pause music
the song you queued was finished
Yeah but it qued another song
usually, when you use an external app (app added to ur account) with external app perm disabled
it sends as an ephemeral message
It put I ain't worried
aka message that isnt visible to anyone but you
Yeah, and I queued another song which is now playing
rythm sends it as a normal message even with perms disabled
I might need to check on my test server for it
Only with servers that have Rythm
What song
in my server
what
Discord doesn't allow it
No way smth like that happens
alrighty
Replies are non-ephemeral for small servers
lmfao
hello again
bruh @full vine how did u output it
Search for a song and choose one while you are in the activity
damn lmao
this issue seems to be only an issue for commands which provoke a second response
Yep
me when no ephemeral response 
💀
wsg btw lmao
oh i see
nothin much, IRL has been a bit hectic so the last like 5 days have been wacky
damn lmao
my sleep schedule is hyper fucked, falling asleep around 6 PM and waking up at like 1 AM lmao
LMFAO
yikes
damn i just saw xra's mesage-💀
yeah I haven't even had a chance to open FL Studio in a good week or two
fix ur sleep schedule fr
I will try my best 😌
🙏
How to sleep like a true cat~
How do you get access to Regulars
Just chat
chat a lot
Chat and chat and keep on chatting
I guess
Become a regular
I'm not even a regular and I have access
You have roles that I don't
beginner+
hm
Oh is it only beginner
At least that role
Aria, except they are working on a new XP system rn
So, You can't level up?
No idea, haven't seen any reports on it
In the meantime, just chat and keep looking on your profile if there are any
k
lmao
block, and rest easy 
Block him
gg, done!
mhm!
hm?
hi hi
Hello
hi
the fella sitting in Music 2 with Oscar
he's getting on my nerves
what is he sayin
Probably a scam or something like that
i am calling currys
lets go
apparently it's due on 13th july
current rythm is also amazing ^-^
dude
rofl
what did i do to you 
he left the server
damn
sucks to suck

offers 🍓
real
real
also I tried 1.21 using Mesa without OPENGL to be compatible :))
thanks
gn fr now this is my last message
offers Minecraft on Incompatible Hardware
yeah, perfect except the fact that it was prone to getting a lawsuit
no thanks
its time
to build a prison
Why
huh
MESA’s great
are you going to put aurora there
i am the prison architect
who am i going to be
idk the guy that quacks at everyone
quacks 😭
Offers another 🍓
thanks
lmao
offers 🍉
> 🍓
> thanks
thanks
offers a hundred 🍓
offers a null 🍓
Wait a minute what is dat
the {}?
What is dat
Ye
the code brackets
@steel roseTV sorted ?
Wait no-
Is that what I'm thinking it is?
what are you thinking
Wait no that would be those with parentheses around it
Uhhhhhhhhh I plead the 5th
Console.WriteLine(“hello”)
Can I send you what I'm thinking they ment by those brackets
yes
But what it technically would be
Send in dms coz ima not scroll tomorrow :)))
hey everyone
hi
yuh 13th july apparently
this game is confusing me
lmao
Wait a minute I think that's a Friday
I was close it's a Saturday
Where the hell is Music 2 and 3??
removed?
why
idk but that might be way too many vc
hmm
Chat I think I scared @quiet schooner
@steel rose I scared her
awooooooooooooooooo 56709!!!
lmao
ok
Eventhough I don't have access to Regulars I can interpret that two people are discussing how to escape the jar lol
They won’t escape
and how do you know about the jar?











