doesn't CV apply distorted?
#calamity-update-talk
rotund venture
blazing field
agnus, weaver, and signus are theo ther 3
rotund venture
was that removed?
blazing field
but i have no idea where they go
I've also always thought Signus pulling a evil ass katana for an attack would be cool as hell but THAT wuld actually need full blown new animations so i don't think that'd happen. and again i think signus fight already has Plans right now so
it's alright
i'll just do that in roy in 50 years
when we get to making sigma
rotund venture
Signus does have a sword doesn't he?
blazing field
He has a kunai
rotund venture
that one gif where he turns his hand into sword
blazing field
but it's just not the same as an awesome fucking katan
frail owl
meow
valid crypt
Yeah p sure signus forms some dark blade thing in a gif of the reaprite
valid crypt
but it's just not the same as an awesome fucking katan
Trye
frail owl
sicknus
spice hound
also related wasn't there also the plan to like have signus be fought in the distortion instead of being like the 3rd boss fought in hell right so I do wonder if then he'd be post-dog or what
blazing field
signus should farm aura like crazy in his fight he deserves it
rotund venture
that's a cool way to get a Deltarune spoiler dang
blazing field
also related wasn't there also the plan to like have signus be fought in the dis...
distortion si'nt post dog
valid crypt
https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-roaringknight-roaring-knight-slash-gif-53487268...
Cheese you gonna spoil the end of ch3 for someone it has not even been a week since that was released
blazing field
damn youve been avoidign dr spoilers sorry about that
yeah dr has been released for a long ass time so
i figured nobody cared
my bad
rotund venture
I'm doing the colossaly idiotic move of waiting for ALL chapters to come out
blazing field
distortion si'nt post dog
Unsure of what the plans for where you fight Signus are but i do know i believee he's gonna be old duke tier
aka
right before DoG
valid crypt
damn youve been avoidign dr spoilers sorry about that
Ive avoided snowgrave spoilers, im just fucking around with the ch3 thing thought that was obvious my bad
blazing field
doze correct me on that if im wrong and bad and should die in a ditch
blazing field
Ive avoided snowgrave spoilers, im just fucking around with the ch3 thing though...
oh i meant dorkblaze i understood that urs was a joke dw
valid crypt
Oh missed dorkblaze rip
spice hound
Honestly I'm curious what the tiering of storm weavers gonna be since like idk where they're gonna fit in progression if the distortion bros are splitting up tiering wise
blazing field
i think the ideas i remember were
dull heart
for those who have seen Gatchiakuta, one idea I have for whispering death (at least used by the player) would be similar to how jabber mixes poisons for different effects
earnest jewel
Storm Weaver will be post-Xeroc.
solemn crest
Pre boss SW trust
rotund venture
Oh missed dorkblaze rip
again it's partially on me for deciding to wait for the full release bu whatever
frail owl
holy shit's fargo's souls 2.0 update
blazing field
cv early post ml
weaver same spot it is at right now
signus pre-dog
solemn crest
cv early post ml
weaver same spot it is at right now
signus pre-dog
But Signus is already pre dog
blazing field
i think theres some devs pushing it for cv to not even be a boss anymore which ngl i kinda get 😭
valid crypt
Same
spice hound
since weaver is like post-prov? rn is he gonna be like on tier with like polter and ravager or something
blazing field
But Signus is already pre dog
as in the tier immediately before dog
same as old duke
dull heart
The trio is already on tier with polterghast
blazing field
weaver would remain on tier with polter yeah
dull heart
but yeah
blazing field
signus OD tier
rotund venture
I think it's way too early to really know any of this right?
valid crypt
The trio is already on tier with polterghast
Thiught polter was the tier agead of them
blazing field
and ceaseless idk man
dull heart
weaver would be a little earlier probably
blazing field
its a door
rotund venture
things could still change?
blazing field
Yeah there's no real guarantee
there's just plans, possibly
ideas that some want but may change with time
earnest jewel
Ceaseless Void becomes a mini-boss and Bone Lee becomes a boss.
spice hound
I guess but like it kind of often feels like its the distortion trio, then polter, not that they're on tier i feel
blazing field
take everything with a big ol chunk of salt
blazing field
ceaseless is like the least deserving of the title of the three of them
frail owl
take everything with a big ol chunk of salt
uh no thanks i don't want to contract kidney stones
dull heart
Post trio and post polter gear is both balanced to the same level so
blazing field
it's just kinda nothingburger
dull heart
They're the same level
spice hound
honestly having a more focal fight against an undead onyx kinsmen would be fire
twin juniper
Statis boss fight bone lee ai
blazing field
narratively it's not even a real character as much as a door and gameplay wise its a dungeon boss
spice hound
Statis boss fight bone lee ai
fabsolian statis
blazing field
on a tier with another dungeon boss already
valid crypt
Post trio and post polter gear is both balanced to the same level so
Oh really, legit thought polter was post distort trio
frail owl
Statis boss fight bone lee ai
braelor bee ai
blazing field
i had an idea a while back that changes ceaseless to be a event instead of a boss lol
dull heart
CV should be a 10 minute long scripted bullet hell that oneshots
valid crypt
CV should be a 10 minute long scripted bullet hell that oneshots
Ok gfb
blazing field
ceaseless is a bullet hell you have to survive to open the portal
not really a boss sfight but more like torch god
twin juniper
CV but the entire thing is mutant desperation phase
spice hound
honestly ceaseless remaining a boss is iffy because like it could be neat and like entirely demoting a boss would be odd but idk
blazing field
hey itd mean calamity has -1 less boss
frail owl
CV but the entire thing is mutant desperation phase
please don't
blazing field
wholesome
hushed hazel
not really a boss sfight but more like torch god
rework torch god to be a secret tutorial boss for cv
frail owl
actually the eternity version is palpable
blazing field
Is torch god classified as a boss officially anywhere
rotund venture
(I think reducing the number of bosses is a great idea actually)
spice hound
Is torch god classified as a boss officially anywhere
bestiary
blazing field
oh right
dull heart
CV being a less traditional boss would be great
blazing field
yeah i just remembered
manic helm
why wings buffs got removed
frail owl
but i draw the line at masochist desperation phase
blazing field
CV could be a torch god type boss then
earnest jewel
why wings buffs got removed
They were bad for the game design.
manic helm
They were bad for the game design.
seriously??
dull heart
why wings buffs got removed
They got changed to wings all having unique movement stats instead of unique non movement stats
twin juniper
please don't
Phantasmal eye and dark energy size are close enough for this
frail owl
why wings buffs got removed
stat sticks
spice hound
CV could be a torch god type boss then
his only reward now is ceaseless' blessing which just turns placed doors into the one matching the biome
blazing field
Wings are supposed to be movement tools and instead they were stat sticks
earnest jewel
seriously??
It takes away from the fact that using wings is a tradeoff.
manic helm
ehh
dull heart
his only reward now is ceaseless' blessing which just turns placed doors into th...
With this we also add Door Luck
rotund venture
With this we also add Door Luck
explodes you with mind
manic helm
wings buffs were kinda good
blazing field
And they contributed to calamity's powercreep issue
spice hound
ceaseless now just spawns when you place 100 incorrect doors in a small area
blazing field
did wing buffs make ur gameplay more fun or did they only arbitrarily make u feel stronger because you had slightly higher stats
did having wing buffs change iterally anything about how you play the game besides you picking thew ings that give you higher stats
dull heart
wing buff sucked because they were powercreep and did not usually provide an interesting build experience
with only a few exceptions
spice hound
the only wings which really kept the wing stats were like the celestial ones cos they did kind of need them to serve a purpose right
valid crypt
wings buffs were kinda good
Using a mobility item not for the mobility but because you get extra attack ir defence is wack imo
Its wings why am i getting more attack and not more mobility
dull heart
celestial wings are still all flight based now
blazing field
It was genuinely just powercreep for no reason eah
frail owl
i basically neglected angel wings' mobility
dull heart
angel wings was one of the ones I think actually was good except for the fact it was overtuned
Sacrificing better wings for defense is fun
rotund venture
even so that seems more right on like, beetle wings or smth
anyway the new buffs are better
blazing field
i like how 2 of my favorite characters are part of the shitty post moon lord miniboss trio
im in agony
dull heart
i like how 2 of my favorite characters are part of the shitty post moon lord min...
me too
frail owl
hi there fargo's cheese 2.0
spice hound
trust when the group divorces they'll be able to be peak
blazing field
so glad ceaseless void isnt a interesting character or a character at all and instead is a door
rotund venture
the wing tooltips aree getting improved in hog wild right?
dull heart
actually three of my favorite characters are part of the four filler post moon lord bosses
spice hound
so glad ceaseless void isnt a interesting character or a character at all and in...
ceaseless is my goat dont diss my goat the door
dull heart
so glad ceaseless void isnt a interesting character or a character at all and in...
and yet they're still one of my favorites
blazing field
trust when the group divorces they'll be able to be peak
weaver and signus need to break up
i love weeber
and sigma
frail owl
sigma?
spice hound
weaver and signus need to break up
is ceaseless like their their child that they'll neglect after they break up
frail owl
fuck
dull heart
Ceaseless is like their front door
blazing field
ceaseless is the door to their back alley that one of them walks out of all sad after their break up
valid crypt
I think we should sacrifice cheese to the writers so cv becomes a character
blazing field
please dont!
spice hound
whos a better character: Ceaseless void or Cryogen
spice hound
deals
dull heart
whos a better character: Ceaseless void or Cryogen
Ceaseless
blazing field
whos a better character: Ceaseless void or Cryogen
if ceaseless is a door what does cryogen count of
jail i guess
jail cell
dull heart
Signus, Envoy of Dormammu
dull heart
if ceaseless is a door what does cryogen count of
A room with no door
spice hound
cryogen is so weird because like how can they really turn it cooler i feel
blazing field
thats true
frail owl
fuck your bargains
dull heart
Ceaseless is a door with no room
frail owl
cryogen is so weird because like how can they really turn it cooler i feel
pun intended?
blazing field
Ceaseless is a door with no room
i ship it
spice hound
A room with no door
ceaseless and cryogen would be perfect together best ship
rotund venture
anyone here see Syrup's fantastic HEADCANON for Noxus dialogue? that made me want communication with the big freak in game
dull heart
get on it @ tofu
spice hound
cryoless void ship is canon now
blazing field
yeah i saw it
its awesome
also doze what are your favorite characters actually because out of mine 3/5 are potential men, one is calamitas and the other dosent exist
i have a grand total of 1 character with any amount of actually good content ingame
spice hound
my door X room whatever the genderless equivalent of yuri/yaoi is is peak
quasi grove
blazing field
i am in severe pain
cunning sequoia
space yaoi
valid crypt
Cheese guess my fav characters
blazing field
hm
frail owl
space yaoi
where's tofu?
spice hound
Cheese guess my fav characters
is it siffrin the iconic calamity mod character
cunning sequoia
eaten
blazing field
thats harda ctually ive never seen you be particularly Normal about any calamity characters
blazing field
you kinda just seem to enjoy discussing the lore in general rather than having particular enjoyment for specific characters
cunning sequoia
blended into smoothie
frail owl
tofu smoothie
blazing field
ok uhh 3 random guesses
frail owl
that sounds terrible
blazing field
xeroc, noxus, dogma
frail owl
xeroc, noxus, dogma
dogma from tboi?
valid crypt
you kinda just seem to enjoy discussing the lore in general rather than having p...
Well uh this correct i think, good job
valid crypt
dogma from tboi?
Dogma from hive mind
azure oak
hmmmm
ominous
blazing field
Well uh this correct i think, good job
lol
spice hound
space yaoi
its crazy how cool these designs are for being based on the astral guys in game which are just robot and worm in game rn
spice hound
hmmmm
ominous
how horrible looking
blazing field
hmmmm
ominous
evil and intimidating pig
frail owl
its crazy how cool these designs are for being based on the astral guys in game ...
no bubby 
hushed hazel
the abominable boar
valid crypt
hmmmm
ominous
Hog of emptiness
blazing field
you've heard of eldritch horrors now get ready for eldritch hoggors
hushed hazel
spice hound
bubby!!!!
blazing field
loading screen deus
valid crypt
thats harda ctually ive never seen you be particularly Normal about any calamity...
Also wdym
frail owl
valid crypt
Oh ok
earnest jewel
The obvious solution to characters being potential men is to just write them yourself. I have made Azafure racist in new and innovative ways, please send help.
blazing field
like how i pop off when i need to talk about calamitas or xeroc
or how im normal about echidna rezero
frail owl
The obvious solution to characters being potential men is to just write them you...
what
valid crypt
I see
frail owl
did yharim create slurs for gods?
blazing field
probably
cunning sequoia
do you know my favorite character
spice hound
I do wonder like whats the plan with like braelor because like hes kind of lore important but like is he ever even referenced in game yet
valid crypt
did yharim create slurs for gods?
Prolly
valid crypt
do you know my favorite character
Is it draedon
hushed hazel
do you know my favorite character
brimstone elemental
spice hound
do you know my favorite character
is it aureus
earnest jewel
did yharim create slurs for gods?
Yharim learns new languages just so he can accurately create offensive terms for god in them.
blazing field
melon did you see my boc thoughts
cunning sequoia
nop
valid crypt
I do wonder like whats the plan with like braelor because like hes kind of lore ...
He is referenced in sigma tool tip
valid crypt
melon did you see my boc thoughts
Yea
cunning sequoia
earnest jewel
do you know my favorite character
It's Earth Elemental.
blazing field
astrum aureus 1st place draedon 2nd place deus 3rd place
valid crypt
I backread remember
manic helm
do you know my favorite character
apple
cunning sequoia
you'd think it'd be the guys i constantly talk about but no its yharim
plush carbon
I do wonder like whats the plan with like braelor because like hes kind of lore ...
Braelor gets namedropped once and never elaborated on currently
blazing field
ykw fair enough
tribal isle
Imagine if there was like a variant of the piggy enemy that’s like some kind of evil piggy that only spawns during blood moons
blazing field
yharim is a really well written character i cant fault you for that at all
earnest jewel
Braelor gets namedropped once and never elaborated on currently
Hey, it's like, two and a half times!
hushed hazel
i think my favorites might just be noxus and ml
spice hound
I really hope that when the distortion gets added we can actually like see both statis and braelor and actually have like a lot of cool characterisation that they lack in game rn
solemn crest
Imagine if there was like a variant of the piggy enemy that’s like some kind of ...
Like, something horrible?
frail owl
what if yharim was american?
hushed hazel
i love my unknowable horrors and Guy Who Is Simply Him
spice hound
give me my ninja X dryad yaoi
tribal isle
Like, something horrible?
I guess you could say that
valid crypt
Yharim getting all the dialogue meanwhile braelor fans dying of dehydration
digital sun
who is braelor
cunning sequoia
he has his ants at least
frail owl
who is braelor
me
spice hound
who is braelor
statis' bf
frail owl
tribal isle
braelor is out there playing the forest
digital sun
who is statis..
blazing field
lore characters who ae not ingame yet
earnest jewel
How am I meant to write stuff about characters with no dialogue and like four character fun facts about them?!
solemn crest
Silva fans dead in the abyss
blazing field
but will be!
cunning sequoia
braelor is like that spongebob after 40 benadryls meme
earnest jewel
who is statis..
Ninja.
hushed hazel
who is braelor
i was about to say statis' chud wife
earnest jewel
Not the King Slime one.
blazing field
silva is doing better than braelor highkey
valid crypt
Statis and braelor art
blazing field
she got 1 bit of dialogue in brainstorm
spice hound
Silva fans dead in the abyss
they at least current get to have like an armour set
frail owl
Statis and braelor art
nice axe
digital sun
oh shoot
cunning sequoia
this is how he's doing rn
urban cloak
astrum aureus 1st place draedon 2nd place deus 3rd place
baffling 1st place ngl
frail owl
makes me wanna lodge it into someone's chest
blazing field
silva has 1 bit of dialogue and a armor set based of her
plush carbon
but will be!
eventually soon we Promise
urban cloak
ah
cunning sequoia
urban cloak
yeah that makes more sense
blazing field
mine is
spice hound
Honestly if we find braelor in the distortion being like doom guy fighting off hordes and hordes of like distortion enemies it would be fire
blazing field
- calamitas 2. xeroc
and then 3 4 5 i have no idea the order but it's these guys
signus, weaver, agnus
earnest jewel
Honestly if we find braelor in the distortion being like doom guy fighting off h...
He's actually opened a bar and is selling drinks to the horrors.
solemn crest
When braelor says “what a calamity…”
blazing field
like i don't know the order they're in but it's them
cunning sequoia
aureus is like, when you used to hate something so much you eventually grew to love it
stockholm syndrome i guess
idk
blazing field
they effectively share the 3rd spot because i switch around the order constantly
earnest jewel
aureus is like, when you used to hate something so much you eventually grew to l...
Toxic relationship.
cunning sequoia
correct
spice hound
Honestly I do wonder like if statis and braelor would like eventually move into housing cos I do remember something about how statis might be able to move in or something cos I want to see more yaoi
solemn crest
Imagine if braelor was like artorias and corrupted by distortion
cunning sequoia
it is a robot that does nothing except be kind of cool
tribal isle
I think noxus is my favorite character he’s misunderstood like sukuna he’s actually a good guy at heart
blazing field
Honestly I do wonder like if statis and braelor would like eventually move into ...
i can see them movving in
after their quests are complete
and they just want
valid crypt
Imagine if braelor was like artorias and corrupted by distortion
Doubt thats the case
blazing field
to chill out. for once
plush carbon
i mean as far as I care at the minute neither is someone like braelor but
objectively
Aureus isn't
cunning sequoia
for different reasons tho
spice hound
IDK what they'd even do as like moved in npcs but like it could be cool
cunning sequoia
braelor hasnt been fleshed out, yet
tribal isle
IDK what they'd even do as like moved in npcs but like it could be cool
Talk
cunning sequoia
there isnt anything to flesh out for aureus
its literally just a thing that exists
blazing field
braelor based only on what's ingame has nothing however lore nerds often are privy to the great gift of nepotism and patreon lore and etc so they know more about the character than the average joe and thus can actually like him
cunning sequoia
its on the same level as a fish in terms of plot relevance
earnest jewel
It's true my uncle is Ozzatron.
plush carbon
and as much as I like Calamitas I can't say I like her character much because her current writing in game is
tribal isle
dude add an npc helper system like the Elden ring summons
Like u help someone like statis out and u can summon him for the yharon fight to take aggro and sum
blazing field
earnest jewel
Braelor is allergic to apples.
plush carbon
its bad
earnest jewel
That's because it's really outdated.
blazing field
if we were going off puely whats ingame my favorite character would be yharim
because hes by far the most fleshed out one
cunning sequoia
braelor based only on what's ingame has nothing however lore nerds often are pri...
agnus isnt even mentioned once and yet he's basically a favorite between lore freaks
blazing field
YEAH
cunning sequoia
same with dogma
spice hound
if we were going off puely whats ingame my favorite character would be yharim
well he isn't in game so he can't be your favourite in game yet
valid crypt
braelor based only on what's ingame has nothing however lore nerds often are pri...
Wai nepotism?
blazing field
agnus is like probably the most popular god besides maybe xeroc with lore nerds and he has NOTHING ingame
besides ravager's Existence
earnest jewel
Agnus has hype moments and aura (pictures).
urban cloak
IDK what they'd even do as like moved in npcs but like it could be cool
would honestly prefer if they chose some place in the world to settle down together rather than having then become ye olde' average town npcs but we'll see how things go ig
plush carbon
you have to understand i dont care about reading through the Shitpiss Archives when this stuff wont be relevant for another decade
blazing field
would honestly prefer if they chose some place in the world to settle down toget...
that's actualy true it'd be realy cute
earnest jewel
Wai nepotism?
All the lore nerds have Ozzatron as an uncle. Nobody is sure how.
blazing field
you have to understand i dont care about reading through the Shitpiss Archives w...
Not asking you to read about it, you're not forced to
urban cloak
i'd just like to have more characters around your world in general instead of every sane person being localized in your housing
spice hound
agnus sounds like hed be like super chill to be around and like hed adopt like stray cats or somethinh idk much about him though thats just how he seems to me
blazing field
Agnus is calamity mod jesus
hushed hazel
agnus is literally jesus
blazing field
no hes genuinely calamity mod jesus
earnest jewel
But instead of rising after three days he gets put in the blender and becomes mega fleshatron.
cunning sequoia
jesus if he looked like those guys from dead cells
blazing field
jesus if he became a evil gorilla
cunning sequoia
hushed hazel
But instead of rising after three days he gets put in the blender and becomes me...
what if the ritual to resurrect him took three days
earnest jewel
Seems more dogmatic to me.
hushed hazel
just to really seal the jesus analogue in
spice hound
this does kind of suggest the dragon of death would either be the "counterpart" to either the holy spirit or god
earnest jewel
what if the ritual to resurrect him took three days
So that's why they messed it up.
blazing field
dragon of death creating the fuckass mushroom forest he lived in in a week
and resrting on the weekend
spice hound
make it so when yharim killed him he put his corpse on a cross, explaining the cross symbolism
blazing field
yharim when agnus's last words are "I forgive you"
spice hound
🔥 ✍️
earnest jewel
Yharim when he comes to kill Agnus but he hands him a glass of wine and says "if anyone asks, this is water."
urban cloak
if agnus is jesus then what is the holy spirit
valid crypt
Divine swine
earnest jewel
Slime God?
blazing field
we established dragon of death is god
agnus is jesus
silva is the holy spirit???
spice hound
if agnus is jesus then what is the holy spirit
ravager I guess?
blazing field
she's kinda adjacent, since she's
the goddess of life
i like to think silva and agnus actually knew eachother and were chill like that
they had tea parties on the weekends
hushed hazel
yea i think life and death being friends is much more interesting than them being enemies
urban cloak
hushed hazel
like in adventure time where life and death are dating
blazing field
they both where up there for some of the nicer gods so itd make sense
lapis oak
The chud
lapis oak
Is it as much hate as the Librarian
blazing field
Crab
spice hound
ulon
dull heart
also doze what are your favorite characters actually because out of mine 3/5 are...
weaver, void, ravager, idk
blazing field
twinning
your 4th needs to be a character whos barely even ingame so we can truly match up
make it otonilou or something
actually no braelor
hes barly ingame
1 mention
gg
spice hound
wait is tyrian ever mentioned in game yet
spice hound
wait tyrian's only mention is in a bestiary entry
earnest jewel
Yeah, as the elusive God of the Seas.
spice hound
thats hiralrious which entry
solemn crest
earnest jewel
thats hiralrious which entry
"The seventeenth ruler of the constitutional monarchy of Ilmeris since the tribes of the Ilmeran Sea unified, under the Electric Goddess, Otonilou, and the elusive God of the Seas. Alas, one cannot be a ruler without subjects, and while he remains respected by those who opposed Godseeker Yharim, his kingdom is no more."
spice hound
bro doesn't even get his name there what does he even do man
also is shakidou ever mentioned in game yet or no
solemn crest
Bros name is
earnest jewel
Swim.
earnest jewel
also is shakidou ever mentioned in game yet or no
Not even referenced.
spice hound
well that is fairly fitting being the god of emptiness
which like is weird what kind of things would that really let you use as attacks
spice hound
nah its gotta be that they use vaccums cos they use the abscense of things to suck
dull heart
which like is weird what kind of things would that really let you use as attacks
chests with 0 items in them
Avatar of Emptiness
My wallet
And the social life of an average redditor
pulsar cobalt
that last attack instakills
spice hound
but honestly vacuum themed attacks being used by shakidou could honestly be really cool instead of going for I guess the more obvious like giving them powers to delete stuff as in like making them empty or something idk
dull heart
Their power is giving people depression
tired crane
"It's not very effective"
spice hound
they just make people empty, by removing their internal organs and stuff
pulsar cobalt
me when i take away someones will to fight
solemn crest
It should remove all buffs you have bc it’s making you empty and you drink potions
spice hound
they turn all potions in your inventory into empty bottles
spice hound
some probably do but like the powers they give probably would get people hooked
I do wonder also if rage potions actually make you angry and thats all they do actuallu
solemn crest
I think the Terrarian fighting all of these things while absolutely geeked tf out is a silly idea
spice hound
I do wonder like how the effects even like are I guess "applied" to the terrarian
like how do ironskin potions make you more resistant to things
earnest jewel
I do wonder like how the effects even like are I guess "applied" to the terraria...
Makes your skin like iron.
solemn crest
I think that’s probably the most obvious one tbh
earnest jewel
Also lead poisoning but you'll live.
spice hound
okay fair but like how does endurance make you more resilient
solemn crest
I wonder what gills potions do 
earnest jewel
okay fair but like how does endurance make you more resilient
Makes your skin more enduring.
solemn crest
okay fair but like how does endurance make you more resilient
Now this is a question that needs answered
spice hound
Makes your skin more enduring.
ahh that explains it
I wonder what sulfurskin potions do to you 
blazing field
makes your skin more uh
earnest jewel
Makes your skin unable to absorb sulphur. It's actually a misnomer.
blazing field
uhhh
it makes your skin's protective barrier better
so its actually also really god as a moisturizer
yep
spice hound
I wonder how love potions work
pulsar cobalt
brain chemistry
earnest jewel
They make magical hearts fly out of your head. They don't do anything else.
blazing field
This is true
spice hound
I wonder how stink potions work
earnest jewel
They just smell bad.
pulsar cobalt
rotten eggs
earnest jewel
Not even magic.
blazing field
i think stink poitons arent even actual potions
lapis oak
Mr Beast plz give me 1 bazillion dollar
solemn crest
I wonder what gender change potions do
pulsar cobalt
it had to be banned
blazing field
mr beast fix my marriage
spice hound
I wonder what gender change potions do <:clueless:1064298508653432933>
change what your shirt looks like I guess
earnest jewel
I wonder what gender change potions do <:clueless:1064298508653432933>
It actually kills you and replaces you with your body from an alternate timeline.
pulsar cobalt
It actually kills you and replaces you with your body from an alternate timeline...
worth it
solemn crest
Makes sense
spice hound
It actually kills you and replaces you with your body from an alternate timeline...
worth it
solemn crest
Does ur consciousness transfer or is it just another version of you entirely?
spice hound
no its an entirely different you
earnest jewel
No, you overwrite their memories.
But you deprive another world of their version of you.
blazing field
what happens if a pregnant person drinks a gender change potion
earnest jewel
So it's still murder.
blazing field
that sounds unsafe
solemn crest
Other version of you is like “why tf am I here, I was just chilling at the house”
earnest jewel
what happens if a pregnant person drinks a gender change potion
The baby becomes trans in another timeline.
solemn crest
what happens if a pregnant person drinks a gender change potion
Does this change the gender of a bay
*baby
Actually how do potions affect pregnancy in total?
spice hound
yes it turns the bay into a shore
earnest jewel
I assume doctors do not recommend.
solemn crest
Baby comes out just roided af
spice hound
I wonder how invisibility potions work
blazing field
Actually how do potions affect pregnancy in total?
me drinking 50 gills potionsduring pregnancy and gettign a baby that can only breathe underwater forever
pearl sentinel
peanut butter baby
earnest jewel
I wonder how invisibility potions work
They make Xeroc unable to detect you so light moves past you. It works underground because Xeroc doesn't realize you're not in sunlight and so doesn't stop doing that.
pearl sentinel
oh ew thats still my name here cheese can you get rid of my server nickname
spice hound
how does Gravity Normalizer Potion work I wonder
pearl sentinel
ty
blazing field
np
blazing field
how does Gravity Normalizer Potion work I wonder
makes you heavy
so it normalizes the reverse gravity
idk cant think ofa nything
spice hound
how does biome sight potions work
blazing field
makes you innately aware of nearby god essence
spice hound
how does ale work
spice hound
WOOOO BEER YEAH BABY
dull heart
how does ale work
you're drunk so you think your weapon is bigger and so it is bigger
blazing field
This is why you should send me $720
no me
blazing field
im broke ur not i win
dull heart
plus orange name
blazing field
pity me
dull heart
im broke ur not i win
proof?
spice hound
send me -$720 dollars I need debt
dull heart
you get paid from caldev :/
not that much
blazing field
yeah and i get paid NOTHING i win im broker
dull heart
Okay but hear me out
blazing field
we brokescaling
rotund venture
I think actually I'm the most broke because Auric tier costs a lot of money
and so I lose more money than you
so I'm brokest
rotund venture
that sounds like captain ahab needs to hunt you
blazing field
the Internet and electricity to work on calamity
and i work on roy
you cannot beat me doze...
throughout pennies and nickels
dusty pine
Peeper
blazing field
i alone am the broke one
dusty pine
Yeah msybr
dull heart
okay but I'm doze so I deserve it most
dull heart
old man
spice hound
which cal character is brokest
probably cal clone
blazing field
i think it would be calclone but circumstantionally clothier because old man
but after that he becomes like wealthy looking so
dull heart
yeah old man is brokest
old man and clone have no money
But clone is in a big mech which is probably worth a lot of money
spice hound
wait no cal clone has money actually
earnest jewel
Calamitas Clone doesn't know what a money is and the Clothier is part of the wealth class.
dull heart
while old man is tattered clothes
dull heart
Definitely old man
earnest jewel
15 dollars to her name
She swallowed them by accident (thought they were chicken nuggets).
blazing field
me killing a shark irl when it drops money out of thin air
mystic eagle
The Bandit gives it all away soo...
blazing field
i love how realistic terraria is
spice hound
old man at the start of the game but by the end of the game he does make a lot of money
dull heart
i love how realistic terraria is
Hey I mean there's the story where Jesus got his disciples money to pay taxes from inside a fish iirc
Terraria is actually just a Bible retelling
blazing field
thanks jesus
mystic eagle
The Bandit gives it all away soo...
They don't drop any coins and give you the money they steal
dull heart
okay but they still have that money
And they buy stuff
/ sell stuff
So they have possessions that have value when liquidated
solemn crest
Terraria is actually just a Bible retelling
Oh man I love the part in the bible where Jesus said “it’s not over yet kid”
spice hound
every npc must have infinite money since they can infinitely buy shit from you
mystic eagle
Okay it's kind of a hard question for shop-NPCs as they all have endless pockets
dull heart
Oh man I love the part in the bible where Jesus said “it’s not over yet kid”
Hey yharon like revives
solemn crest
Yharon is Jesus confirmed
spice hound
is silva like moses or something then
mystic eagle
Yharon is Jesus confirmed
Is Jesus able to revive others?
solemn crest
Is Jesus able to revive others?
Yes, Lazarus
dull heart
And others
And y'know like the whole thing about Christianity is that Jesus will revive literally everyone
mystic eagle
Going to write a definitive testament where Jesus has no revival powers
solemn crest
Going to write a definitive testament where Jesus has no revival powers
But Yharon has revival powers
earnest jewel
You think Yharim hates God?
Not from the Bible due to both him not being a figure in Calamity but also because he didn't take out the dragons.
mystic eagle
I'll call it 'The Bible Revival'
spice hound
Who does this mean yharim is
hes the one who betrayed jesus I forgor his name
mystic eagle
Is yharim peter
Hey Lois
dull heart
Yharim would never betray Yharon
spice hound
oh right I'm stupid I forgot that yharon is jesus I'm dumb'
dull heart
Signus does not change at all he's still satan
spice hound
No signus is actually signus the iconic bible character
also who would providence and her profaned polycule be
thick spire
I thought dog was satan
scenic lynx
ey did mage recently get reworked? think i saw a vid about it
rotund venture
a huge amount of weapons and accessories got reworked in brainstorm, as did boc and dog
including lots of mage gear
dull heart
ey did mage recently get reworked? think i saw a vid about it
I'd say that video is clickbait - a handful of mage accessories and a good amount of mage weapons were reworked, but I would not say the class as a whole was
dull heart
I'd say that video is clickbait - a handful of mage accessories and a good amoun...
2.2 however...
that I would classify as containing a mage rework
pulsar crow
Probably the hundredth time this joke has been made lol
rotund venture
that I would classify as containing a mage rework
oh fr? how so?
dull heart
mana is real
rotund venture
don't know what that means but I do know it won't apply to me because Chaos stone
the greatest accessory rework oat
dull heart
It will still apply because there's also changed accessories
spice hound
mana is real
Did they make mana an actually interesting mechanic
dull heart
Chaos Stone was literally a dream come true
rotund venture
it is so incredibly good
dull heart
I literally just woke up with chaos stone in my mind
rotund venture
apoctosis array too, incredible rework
dull heart
This was the original concept
rotund venture
glad that mana flower thing didn't go in
so I can sit at -500 mana and melt things
dull heart
Ozz suggested the current version based on my original suggestion
dull heart
so I can sit at -500 mana and melt things
This original version didn't even have you go into negatives
It kept how Mana Burn used to work on the player, being a debuff that stacks duration with applications
rotund venture
you and Ozz cooked then
gleaming hinge
so we could drink gazillions of mana potions to deal more damage in exchange of kidney stones?
dull heart
Ozz suggested the current version based on my original suggestion
Actually
Altix suggested that Mana burn be based on dmg dealt
Me and Ozz originally were planning on it being just a normal debuff
from there I turned that into being basically chalice bleed buffer
what if I told you I made Chaos Stone 2
this past week
thorn pier
what stage of the game 🤔
dull heart
post evil 1
dull heart
it's so peak
much better than what the item currently does
however I doubt it'll see the light of day for a long while
dull heart
hi
lapis oak
👀 ❗
polar tide
:(
solemn crest
Does cal turn on autoswing for all weapons?
hasty tangle
who even you
lapis oak
Does cal turn on autoswing for all weapons?
probably not
solemn crest
Or at least basic melees
Like wood broadsword and stuff
Bc if I’m not mistaken in vanilla those don’t autoswing without feral claws right?
thorn pier
vanilla has an autoswing option in setting
pulsar cobalt
Does cal turn on autoswing for all weapons?
yea it has auto reuse on a bunch of stuff
because vanilla didnt have auto reuse as a setting before
lapis oak
because vanilla didnt have auto reuse as a setting before
ye but it was reverted pretty sure after the setting dropped
either that
or I misremembered
dusty tinsel
Kiri how do you feel about horrible hog
solemn crest
Ok
Just trying to figure out why my stuff ain’t turning the player’s direction but I think that’s probably it
lapis oak
not all weapons do that
distant raft
ye but it was reverted pretty sure after the setting dropped
it took until 2.1 for that
lapis oak
ya
dull heart
yeah
i just had a fun idea
i'm cooking so hard
i can't wait till yall get to see this
go my vagueposting
thorn pier
lemonade 2
solemn crest
not all weapons do that
Yeah but I think that that’s sort of where my problem’s at rn so I think Ik how to fix it
dull heart
better
dense cosmos
Lemonade 3
distant raft
lemonade 4?
thorn pier
when are we getting the doze update
dull heart
when i finish reworking all of [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]
pulsar cobalt
i just had a fun idea
weapon idea or accessory idea
rare tinsel
Can I kill the Divine Swine
solemn crest
Please be pistol whip 🙏
rare tinsel
WHAT
main estuary
waiting for the update in 3057 when yharim is released alongside the vanishing point and it's downgrade rework
rare tinsel
Better make it quick
dull heart
the swine is too divine
rare tinsel
Better kill me in one shot
main estuary
doze
will the horrible hog drop the new meat
dull heart
the pig is too big
dull heart
doze
will the horrible hog drop the new meat
not stuff i'm working on so can't say anything
main estuary
ok
dull heart
i'm not working on the pig stuff like at all
i was working on [redacted] but kinda got both busy and burned out from it
so now fry has been working on it
and now i'm working on [redacted]
main estuary
[redacted] sounds interesting
dull heart
it is
dull heart
true
dense cosmos
Thank goodness finally critters are getting fully reworked we’ve been begging
dull heart
false
frail owl
i like reptiles of all kinds
what about reptile from mortal kombat?
rare tinsel
omg handsome
dull heart
im thinking much bigger than critters
dense sundial
Why did the hog ascend past itself
main estuary
i wonder how many things in calamity are latin words
frail owl
will the hog gaze down below?
rare tinsel
im thinking much bigger than critters
such as... creatures?
dull heart
i like reptiles of all kinds
oh yeah?
dull heart
i win
frail owl
wiresthrower in 2.2 please 
fallen olive
😁
fallen olive
Going from the worst brainstorm rework (fabsol deathmode crab) to brain is kinda fucked up
But ig calamity has to redeem itself in the eyes of the player after crab
dull heart
so ture
blazing field
Was the general design of brain like
dense sundial
PRIME PRIME PRIME PRIME PRIME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I HATE CURRENT PRIME WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING!!!!!!!!!!
dense cosmos
Brain was so nuts
blazing field
Basically overwhelming the player, making it seem way scarier tahn actually is, and then slowly as you learn the fight you realize it's actually deceptively simple intentional
I asssume it was
beacuse as i mentioend earlier that's such a perfect take for brain lol
it fits its concept as a boss so well
fallen olive
That was def part of the vision ye
blazing field
awesome
dense sundial
Great nickname btw
main estuary
i think eater deserves it the most
just so it can feel on par with the brain since they're on the same tier
distant raft
souls 1.7 surely
dull heart
eater and skeletron
frail owl
i wonder which mod i'll be told to change into next
shadows of abaddon
blazing field
boneworm update
hushed hazel
you are now calamity overhaul
dense sundial
eater and skeletron
Skeletron is NOT that bad
main estuary
Skeletron is NOT that bad
he does more dashing than hitting
dull heart
it doesn't work in multiplayer at all
frail owl
hi there lynel
dull heart
we ltierally turn off rev/death ai in multiplayer
dense sundial
right
dull heart
for skeletron
blazing field
I think one should rework skeletron before skeleprime, even if skeleprime is worse
dense sundial
Hi John Solidus the Verbose
blazing field
because that allows for oyu to design skeleprime as a harder version of the former
hushed hazel
boneworm update
if they are doing an EoW focused update, i petition the name Wormhell
blazing field
rather than the othr way around
fathom girder
Golem...
dull heart
and then make ares a harder fversioanfdansd of both
blazing field
i feel like designing skeleprime before skele would be like how hpu did dog armored first and armorless after and it turned out kind of weird
frail owl
Hi John Solidus the Verbose
verbose describes me pretty well
fallen olive
Skeletron is so cooked
blazing field
if they are doing an EoW focused update, i petition the name Wormhell
WLECOME TO WORMHELL
It should also add tofu's town worms
dense sundial
if they are doing an EoW focused update, i petition the name Wormhell
Call the update wormsin and I’m delivering every single developer a million cassowaries
blazing field
and new worm enemies
dense cosmos
Ravager is the most undercooked boss to me well besides crab but that’s so early it gets a pass
fallen olive
The fabcode....... It wounds me..........
dense sundial
I Probably shouldn’t have referenced that but whatever
dull heart
rework eow and add weaver tail
blazing field
actually what worm enemies are thereeven in the mod right now
main estuary
skeletron should be allowed to grab and throw you
blazing field
oarfish, gulper eel, sea seprent
dull heart
actually what worm enemies are thereeven in the mod right now
non-boss? just the abyss ones i think
hushed hazel
iunno what wormsin is referencing but i think Wormhell is funnier even without context
dense sundial
Armored digger:
dull heart
and the one in sulphur sea
blazing field
rework those three on the wormehll update. add weaver tail. add town worms. rework eater of worlds. fnatastic update really
dull heart
Armored digger:
burrower isn't really an enemy
dense sundial
Oh yeah acid eel
blazing field
acid eel sint really a worm, atleast not a traditional worm
dense sundial
I forgot that armored digger is no more
dense sundial
Doesn’t it have segments that don’t do anything
blazing field
armored digger went from being chuddy to one of the best non-boss creatures in calamity god bless
dense sundial
Like eidolons
blazing field
i mean really best creatures in general lol
dull heart
peakowerr
burrower beacon was almost a tool you could use to mine
but i was too lazy so light pet
bc i could reuse most of the ai
blazing field
i hope we get more non-tiny critter creatures that aren't hostile like burrower
the stil stroller throudon made comes to mind
they make the world feel more, grounded, and alive, i think
frail owl
in calamity
main estuary
glowing shroomble 🗣️🔥
dusty tinsel
The worms are the friends we made along the way
frail owl
The worms are the friends we made along the way
how about i turn you into a worm?
blazing field
im surprised there isnt a glowing shroomble critter tbh
dense sundial
i feel like designing skeleprime before skele would be like how hpu did dog armo...
What if we get an update that reworks both then
blazing field
it feels like the most obvious idea and could reuse all of shroombles ai and just be a slightly different sprite
dusty tinsel
how about i turn you into a worm?
My shape can't be modified
main estuary
same thing for the vile and vicious ones
blazing field
What if we get an update that reworks both then
the update is called sans undertale
thats the name of the update
hushed hazel
how about i turn you into a worm?
what if i turn you into something in between
dense sundial
It’s called Go Into My Eye
blazing field
something Green
urban cloak
Doesn’t it have segments that don’t do anything
the segments were moved to being drawn via primitive strip since it got reworked that one time so now its just the head that is the only actual entity that makes up the eel
blazing field
and In Between
dusty tinsel
Update where they add cheese to the mod
main estuary
same thing for the vile and vicious ones
unless shroombles couldn't survive and adapt to the god-born pestilence
urban cloak
the rest of it is just drawn and looks fancy
dense sundial
“Something Green and In Between” would be a funny name for a patch that reworks Eater and Destroyer or some such
frail owl
what if i turn you into something in between
"cat"erpillar
blazing field
wait true?
hushed hazel
a rancid chimera, not quite human and not quite worm, languishing in the beauties of neither and the agonies of both
frail owl
a rancid chimera, not quite human and not quite worm, languishing in the beautie...
sounds like an enemy in fear and hunger
dusty tinsel
Wormmera
urban cloak
the stil stroller throudon made comes to mind
i need stilt stroller to be real so badly dude
dense sundial
How many tomorrows will it be before we see such a thing? All of them?
blazing field
stitl stroller my beloved
hushed hazel
How many tomorrows will it be before we see such a thing? All of them?
just one
dusty tinsel
Is that the random tall creatures
hushed hazel
i will make sure of it
blazing field
stilt stroller september october
dusty tinsel
It should sell us stuff
cunning sequoia
i have mouth and i scream
blazing field
i have mouth and i kill you
twin juniper
🍦
hushed hazel
i have mouth and i scream big i go aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dense cosmos
I can’t believe the updates already ready they just keeping it from us for fun
frail owl
I can’t believe the updates already ready they just keeping it from us for fun
the update's dead
i know this because doze announced it to me in my dream
distant raft
i hacked into the calamity computer and pressed the big red delete hog wild button
so yeah update's dead
main estuary
i secretly installed the exo mechs rework but my computer blew up
i should've had an exo power supply
twin juniper
Goodbye Hogwild
dense cosmos
Yeah that’s part of it
dull heart
i know this because doze announced it to me in my dream
true I am in every dream
twin juniper
hollow night reference
earnest jewel
true I am in every dream
Stop staring at me from the woods and muttering about my sins, thank you.
dull heart
nah it's fun
main estuary
can we get the musical update where every soundtrack is just the boss singing
almost every boss has a terrible singing voice except for crabulon
but that's because he's beatboxing
dense sundial
i hacked into the calamity computer and pressed the big red delete hog wild butt...
Is this spoiler live footage of the horrible hog turning into Thanos-snapped dust?
earnest jewel
It is the hog declaring it will never be just a memory.
hushed hazel
Stop staring at me from the woods and muttering about my sins, thank you.
god forbid men have hobbies
earnest jewel
I never even commited 'Horse Evasion', whatever that even is!
valid crypt
I never even commited 'Horse Evasion', whatever that even is!
YOU DREAM OF HORSES
earnest jewel
No, Doze, who infiltrates the dreams of everyone, whispers about my crimes, with highlights like horse evasion, canslaughter, and impersonation of a clown.
main estuary
why did you impersonate a clown
earnest jewel
I DIDN'T!
frail owl
why so serious?
thorn pier
why so sirius
dull heart
why so saros
thorn pier
why so silva
mystic eagle
why so silva
blazing field
heyi 'm new here sunken sea overhaul is september october right?
dense cosmos
It’s June
valid crypt
heyi 'm new here sunken sea overhaul is september october right?
Yeah
thorn pier
wow huge update cant wait for tomorrow
tropic jolt
this hog fucking sucks at calamity mod
plush carbon
Oh neat
blazing field
john fables
the pink calamitas stuff is wild im ngl
i think she looks just objectively better gray instead of pink but i feel like it's massively brown out of proportion
brown. blown
plush carbon
BROWN OUT OF PROPORTION
blazing field
like it's kinda crazy to me it's still going
dense sundial
brown. blown
…Yeah that was horrifically on point