gta-online-mk2

[sturdy tapir]

What is the BIG ONE

[storm nimbus]

The union depository

[stoic sage]

the big ahh

[sturdy tapir]

[storm nimbus]

[broken musk]

Lmao I still can’t believe they did this

Just 1 pile

[split moon]

rich

[bitter flicker]

rich mf

[broken musk]

[fierce mason]

YOOO
MR PRESIDENT IS BROKE

[broken musk]

Not my photo

[pastel spire]

that is depressing

[broken musk]

My vault look like this

[west stirrup]

I thought your net worth was 8000 billion trillion

[pastel spire]

so do they like show more money in the vault depending on how much money you've had/have rn

[west stirrup]

Yes

[split moon]

yea

[pastel spire]

💀

[split moon]

if you're rich enough its literally all gold

[storm nimbus]

And cash changes to gold bars

[broken musk]

That’s the goal

[pastel spire]

right but is it current money or all the money you've ever had

[split moon]

current

[broken musk]

A vault full of gold; perfect for Mr president

[fierce mason]

what the hell
i literally only have 2 mllion to my name XD

[tame holly]

mine probably doesn't have any gold

[pastel spire]

so when i use money the money in the vault lowers

[fierce mason]

how much money do you goddamn have>???

[broken musk]

Not enough

I needa commit more tax evasion

Used to have 400m until this update came

It kinda drained me down to 300m

[fierce mason]

400 million
Im over here with 2 million

And 80 free car spaces that i have no idea how to use

[pastel spire]

bro u have more than enough money wtf

[fierce mason]

It aint enough for him

[pastel spire]

[broken musk]

But I want a vault full of gold

[fierce mason]

Honestly im just broke

[tame holly]

i think its at 1B

[pastel spire]

You have more money than all the money i've ever had combined

[broken musk]

Alright, I have 2 options, continue grinding, or liquidate some of the 2b I’ve already spent

[stoic sage]

@bitter flicker

what u doing in vc

[bitter flicker]

que?

[pastel spire]

do u have like everything in the game?😭

[bitter flicker]

selling missions

with harib

[stoic sage]

[broken musk]

Pretty much

[pastel spire]

depressing

[stoic sage]

what could you possibly need the money for

[broken musk]

I still have fun

[broken musk]

[broken musk]

My favourite weapon

[broken musk]

Yesssssssssss this is what I want

My own personal union depository

[bitter flicker]

not for me , for other ppls

and im bored

[pastel spire]

lend me some of that dolla dolla

[broken musk]

Angel will lmk whenever there is motion in my house

The only room with CCTV is the vault lmao

[pastel spire]

[broken musk]

And the exterior but I don’t count them as rooms

Last ppl who tried to break into my vault all ended up dead, they did successfully trash my house though

[pastel spire]

did u not buy security💔

[broken musk]

Lmao ofc I have security

I have security for all 3 of my mansions and literally every single business in game

[pastel spire]

💀

[lost lily]

i've security for all my 6 mansions

[pastel spire]

can we agree that the security guard's name (the one at the front door) is Eric

[broken musk]

if we are counting alts then yes i also have security for all 6 mansions

[pastel spire]

kindly stop flexing infront of my broke ass

[broken musk]

And almost all businesses on my alt too

Alright moment of truth: ima register as a MC and if I get a business raid then the mansion security is a scam

[pastel spire]

if it's a scam sue rockstar

[broken musk]

within 10 seconds Angel said my security stopped a raid omg this is OP

[pastel spire]

so what are these raids

i don't have any mc businesses

[tame holly]

pain

[broken musk]

A massive pain in the ahh

[pastel spire]

so with the security it just completely stops that? Nice

Are mc businesses worth it

[broken musk]

Yes

It used to not do anything with security

(Old security directly for the businesses)

[lost lily]

i'd say no outside bonus weeks

[pastel spire]

Can raids happen on the bunker?

[broken musk]

Yes

They can

[pastel spire]

Never happened to me

[still bobcat]

it increased the threshold to get raided from 60% goods to like 80%

[lost lily]

yea but mansion security will stop that now

i sell bunker below half means no raids

[still bobcat]

it was crap all around, the raids, the low payout, the sell missions, i'd never do mc businesses

[broken musk]

This update is great

[lost lily]

now i'll sell it full

[pastel spire]

i can't sell it full with all these fucking vehicles

[broken musk]

Yk there is a trick to the bunker raids, if you go to your bunker once every IRL 10 hours you avoid a raid

[pastel spire]

maybe that's why i never got em

[broken musk]

Lmao but it was literally within seconds of me registering as a MC and leaving my property that I got a text saying my business was going to be raided, this is nothing new except now I don’t have to deal with it

[pastel spire]

great

[untold dock]

business raids are such a shit mechanic

glad they're gone

[broken musk]

Also here’s another tip: if you rejoin the lobby you can try a different sale route with different vehicles, but you loose a bit of stock

I always do that so I get the single sale vehicles so I can do it solo

[pastel spire]

with rejoin the lobby u mean going into another lobby?

[broken musk]

Yes

[untold dock]

there's no single vehicle sale for bunker

[broken musk]

I mean the single delivery vehicles such as phantom wedge and the insurgents that require one drop

Not the ones that require 15 drops

[lost lily]

monster trucks are fine from farmhouse at least

[broken musk]

I refuse to do any sales except single vehicle sales solo

[untold dock]

doing merryweather insurgents as we speak

[broken musk]

[cunning python]

Sorry to hear

[lost lily]

i dont bother with merrywheter or dune fav even when i sell below 1/2 so u only get 2 of these

[broken musk]

Sorry for your loss lmao

[lost lily]

even 1 of these is too much

[untold dock]

not too much driving when utilizing the aa trailer

[lost lily]

i don't have bot account for fast job tp and alt f4 method is slow as hell

[forest jackal]

ok

Just gimme moment cause I'm not home

[plucky burrow]

[whole spruce]

who can i buy the new FMJ MKV from

[spiral lichen]

literally so cringe

[west stirrup]

Me maybe

But i no play yet

In 1 hour

[whole spruce]

[plucky burrow]

Buy from shop

[bitter flicker]

I'm on rn , just add me

SaucyTuna

[whole spruce]

added

[bitter flicker]

in a friend ses so go ahead

I'm in LSCM alr

[whole spruce]

yep i'm gonna jobwarp

[heady grove]

hi

[whole spruce]

i'm 300k short

i'm gonna go claim my nightclub and stuff hold on

[bitter flicker]

sure

this thing is stupidly expensive

[fierce mason]

Well its a fucking mansion
It better be expensive

[whole spruce]

it's a car

[heady grove]

rate my outfit

[untold dock]

buying cars when you have no money is one of the choices of all time

[whole spruce]

i got 5.4m just for the FMJ

[past gazelle]

0/10

[plucky burrow]

Your hair look like that rapper

[heady grove]

lol

[heady grove]

why 🙁

i think you mistyped a 1 before the 0

[spiral lichen]

are you tunasvoid on tiktok

[bitter flicker]

no , I don't use tiktok

[spiral lichen]

ah okie

[heady grove]

good

[bitter flicker]

in fact I don't use much social media now lol
I only have discord and line rn

[spiral lichen]

how do u guys give car to friends?

[real peak]

Yeyyyy

I need to change my name

[bitter flicker]

You're still a katto

[real peak]

=w=

[whole spruce]

you don't necessarily give but buy a copy of

[real peak]

Actually, I can't find a perfect name

[bitter flicker]

honestly I'm just lazy to change lol , I don't mind being a fish

[real peak]

Tuna fish is great =w=

[whole spruce]

gimme a min

[real peak]

@bitter flicker Still need trio doomsday =w=

[whole spruce]

alright i got the money

finally

[bitter flicker]

TRIO???

i thought we did duo trio alr lol

[craggy mica]

I want to show you an incredible Vigilante ~~ DMO ~~

[spiral lichen]

Ohh wait from HSW right??

[whole spruce]

LSCM

[spiral lichen]

Ahhh yess

i fucking love tuna

i eat it all the time

[whole spruce]

how did i

jobwarp

FURTHER

[spiral lichen]

it’s one of the best ring ever

[craggy mica]

I’ll send it later

[whole spruce]

i like tuna fish

i like fish in general

[bitter flicker]

you could be in LSCM if you just drive here

[whole spruce]

i know

[spiral lichen]

SAMEZIES

ITS SO FUCKIGN GOOD

[real peak]

We did duo and Squad I beleive

But trio is not done

[whole spruce]

done :D

[bitter flicker]

we did trio with cliffy

[real peak]

Oh wait

We need a squad

Silly me tee hee

But..

Fine the whole squad will be difficult =w=

[whole spruce]

tyyy

now i can enjoy 5.7m well burnt

[bitter flicker]

why the cutscene not starting tf

[wintry ermine]

Do you even have the mission yet

[heady grove]

ouch

[bitter flicker]

I have it I pressed E and nothing happened lol

[heady grove]

i think i broke my back

[wintry ermine]

This DLC is pretty buggy tbf

[bitter flicker]

WAIT WHAT LMAO

I yeet myself and the cutscenes starts

[real peak]

Destroy da phone!!

[craggy mica]

[broken musk]

Mid video editing skills

[pastel spire]

Peak video editing skills

Forgive the low quality, Discord needed a smaller file

[broken musk]

But that quality..

[pastel spire]

here's the normal quality

[broken musk]

It won’t even let me save the video to see the pixels

[pastel spire]

capcut locked everything behind a paywall so i can't even redo it in higher quality💔

[sleek prism]

Is there a table about business times with mansion boost?

[hollow glade]

This is the main one that’s been goin around but yea

[sleek prism]

Holy shit

and thanks

[broken musk]

Except it has been 4 days now and I still can’t boost my bunker again

[sleek prism]

_ _

[broken musk]

4 IRL days

[hollow glade]

Definitely seems like u can’t boost the same business back to back no matter how long u wait

[broken musk]

Ffs then ima just boost something else and wait

[sleek prism]

was it like 3 mansion, 1 boost?

[hollow glade]

Extra mansions doesn’t give u extra boosts yea

[sleek prism]

tho idk tf I would do with 3 mansions

[broken musk]

Angel didn’t say something incredibly eerie when I boosted the business this time

[hollow owl]

So considering the drop boost lasts 3 hours + the mansion boost, thats 527,740 x 3 (50x3=150 and 180 minutes in 3 hours) = 1,583,220 with equipment upgrade, product name changed and High Demand Bonus

[hollow glade]

Faster daddy?

[broken musk]

Unfortunately not this time lol.. she said it the very first time I boosted a business though

[hollow glade]

[broken musk]

Laughed my ass off

Classic rockstar

[hollow glade]

Ah yes

[hollow owl]

Acid is more broken

[stoic sage]

[pastel spire]

CALL ME DADDY👹

[fleet sluice]

acid breaks me

[spiral lichen]

this is so complicated, TDLR?

[hollow glade]

I don’t think it’s really that complicated outside maybe Acid. Think it’s basically a 3x speed boost across the board, or another way to put it is ur business is taking 33% or 1/3 the time it usually takes. Acid is like 6x speed for 20 mins on both boosts. So takes like an hour with both

[untold dock]

no, the business is not producing 66% faster

it's producing 200% faster

[hollow glade]

Not 33% faster yea lmao. But uh, 66% less time I guess. 33% the time usual time yea

[sleek prism]

66+33 = 99

[hollow glade]

U get what I mean lmao. 33.3%/66.6%

[sleek prism]

:D

[untold dock]

200% increase in production speed or a 66% decrease in production time

[hollow glade]

Yeah people got confused on that number thinking it was just that instead of 3x so it made sense when u break it down different ways

[sleek prism]

Mansion really helps me to get Bunker and MC tier 4 done

[real peak]

I want mansion too ;-;

[bitter flicker]

you wanna do cayo ?

if you want I can prep it

[real peak]

Sure, I think It will take a lot of time

It's 12 AM too...

Imma do prep as well

[bitter flicker]

kay move to dm for obvious reasons

[real peak]

Okie dokie

[sleek prism]

and how long mansion boost lasts? 24h?

[hollow glade]

Ye

[sleek prism]

cool

[pastel spire]

pretty fucking op ngl

[hollow glade]

Meth is kinda nice money wise, just the not so nice sell missions at times

Rn with 2x that is

[pastel spire]

but i wish rockstar added even more op stuff since this is the last big update

[hollow glade]

Well, I don’t think they are done if you’ve been lookin around seeing what else was scrapped

[pastel spire]

ofc they're not done

there's another dlc coming

but it’s like the second part to this

[hollow glade]

Ofc

[pastel spire]

might have something to do with…

[hollow glade]

We immediately thought of how this makes the planned finale dlc a bit different when we heard the delay but this is the way to go about it

[pastel spire]

i'm excited for the rest of the dlc

the true end of gta online

[spiral lichen]

a thursday is crazy

so many ppl will be taking early weekends

[pastel spire]

i already do

[spiral lichen]

lol

i hope i don’t have that much uni that year

[pastel spire]

made a deal with my school so i do my lesson stuff at home on thursdays and fridays, but it also means doing harder work on thursdays and fridays

[spiral lichen]

really?

why omgg

and how is that allowed

[pastel spire]

idk

but hey it works

[spiral lichen]

period omg!!

[pastel spire]

maybe they just like me more than the other kids (actually i think they just want me to be there less)

[spiral lichen]

oh awww!

[pastel spire]

win win scenario

[fast bridge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/twhfnOO1HNU?si=zKNH2I6kI-ZlywEK

are we actually getting a hard top mustang?

[pastel spire]

Yes

Personally i can't wait for that tiny truck

[tame holly]

Well i'm definitely getting the know way t4 this week :

probably the easiest t4 to get imo

[turbid spire]

yacht was really quick as well

[tame holly]

oh yeah, same for dispatch

i legit got the t4 for dispatch in a single afternoon from 0

[untold dock]

dispatch is by far the least effort

[tame holly]

yeah i'm looking at what i can do next, and probably will advance on the deathmatch one, its just 4 community series + this :

(although i still have guzman going on which is halfwway done too...)

[untold dock]

arena war counts as deathmatches

[candid veldt]

😮 that some grind

[tame holly]

i still need 4 community ones anyway + the 5 players without dying will be easier there to find lobbies

[tame holly]

oh you haven't seen anything

[candid veldt]

😄

[tame holly]

for example : 50 fib contracts, 50 Mil from cayo, casino and og heists each...

[pastel spire]

Y'all are chatting in my favourite channel without me?🥲

[candid veldt]

ok I didnt time it

but mansion production boost + acid lab boost = very fast acid!

[heady grove]

how are you level 25 with a green leaf next to your name

[candid veldt]

so 2x acid = moneh

[pastel spire]

i don't have a green öeaf next to my name

[heady grove]

.......................

[pastel spire]

Wtf

Ohhgh

Right

I was banned

[heady grove]

lol

[pastel spire]

And came back

[heady grove]

i see

[pastel spire]

[heady grove]

bad boy

[pastel spire]

i’m banned on like every fucking server😭

[candid veldt]

haha

[pastel spire]

in my defense most of them are cuz a guy hacked my account and went onto a bunch of different servers and was weird asf for months without me even noticing somehow

[candid veldt]

my dream, is always getting the same station on radio

[pastel spire]

okay

[candid veldt]

see this is why you get banned

[pastel spire]

No it's cuz i got a weird sense of humor

[untold dock]

time

[pastel spire]

How in the actual fuck

[candid veldt]

😮

I dont even remember the lastm ission

[sleek prism]

solo?

[untold dock]

yea

[sleek prism]

nice

[untold dock]

wtf is wrong with this game now

[golden sundial]

What isn't wrong with this game

[untold dock]

i keep getting sessions with max 10 people

and often nobody

[hollow owl]

Why did it take me 20 minutes to get gold for Crystal Maze

80% accuracy has to be bugged, I missed 3 shots and got 60 l%

[daring bobcat]

fuck doing this solo, must be imposable

[tame holly]

oh yeah ulp is def tough

kinda waiting till its doubled so i can get carried by randoms

[daring bobcat]

got the first 3 done, easy

[sleek prism]

If you can do all on hard without snacks and armor, then you can do less than 50% dmg and 80% acc on easy as example

[gray parcel]

this was the first tier 4 i attempted and it took me like a week

is possible solo tho

[untold dock]

ulp solo is pretty easy

operation paper trail is not ideal

[sleek prism]

wtf

[pastel spire]

skill issue

[opal rock]

What is the cd for doing knoway? Is it 48min?

[pastel spire]

What is cd

[opal rock]

Cooldown

[pastel spire]

about 48 mins yeah

[spiral lichen]

what heist is this?

[spiral lichen]

yeah sure sure

[pastel spire]

like if u do those missions then cluckin' bell the missions will be available when you're done with cluckin' bell for sure

[pastel spire]

is that sarcasm i'm reading

[spiral lichen]

rlly? i don’t even go in public

[spiral lichen]

LOL

[untold dock]

none, it's knoway out

[pastel spire]

Don't you lol me

[pastel spire]

that's a heist dipshit

[untold dock]

it literally isn't

[pastel spire]

it literally is

[untold dock]

okay where is it classified as a heist

other than your mind

[pastel spire]

doesn't matter bro it has setups then a finale in which u get a somewhat big payour

A HEIST

[untold dock]

a series of 5 contact missions

[pastel spire]

idgaf it has setups and a finale

that's a heist

[untold dock]

false

[pastel spire]

No

[covert atlas]

I don’t even think you steal anything in the finale

But I could be misremembering

[untold dock]

you do not

[covert atlas]

At least with Cluckin Bell you can argue you steal some cocaine

But yeah KnoWay you pretty much just kill some dudes and get paid

[pastel spire]

you steal papers🔥

[opal rock]

Not in the finale you don’t

You hack the database

[pastel spire]

a heist isn't strictly when you steal something

[opal rock]

Tf are you going on about

[pastel spire]

it's usually a more loose term when executing a plan to achieve a big goal

[pastel spire]

that you don’t really have to steal for it to be a heist

apparently

[opal rock]

They’re not heists end of, they’re not labelled as heists.

You can’t split payments like every other actual heist in the game

[pastel spire]

idc what rockstar labels it IT'S A HEIST

[spiral lichen]

[spiral lichen]

huh?

[untold dock]

it can be a heist in your mind all you want, just don't spit that nonsense on everyone else

[opal rock]

Whatever helps you sleep at night

[spiral lichen]

omg why yall cuffing

[pastel spire]

alright how about this:
it's a heist-style operation

[spiral lichen]

it’s not a rockstar in-game labelled heist but it is heist esque, see everyone is happy end of discussion!

but basically everything in this game can be classed as a heist

[pastel spire]

sure but this is the most heist-like missions

it has preps

and a finale

[opal rock]

So robbing the corner store in your mind is a heist

It doesn’t even have preps

What are you prepping for?

[pastel spire]

no

that is just a robbery

[opal rock]

Taking out the taxis is that a prep

[pastel spire]

Yes

[opal rock]

You’re just waffling

[wintry ermine]

How do you replay it

[untold dock]

same as you start it first time

all CONTACT MISSIONS done, again

[spiral lichen]

who actually cares no shade

like this seems so random and unnecessary to get worked up about lol

[pastel spire]

you mean heists?

[untold dock]

those are done as well

[pastel spire]

don't you mean only the heists are done

[golden sundial]

Repeating that 10 times is crazy

[untold dock]

no, i do not

mfw can't even customize avi's outfit

wanted the shirt but can't have it without crocs

[spiral lichen]

does anyone know how to stop like random jitters

idk if its fps drops but it basically like the game pause/freeze for a split second

[gray parcel]

i think i get fps drops in the mansion

[spiral lichen]

yeah same

that’s normal

it’s usually like 15-20

but i think it’s bc im downloading a game ll

lol*

so it’s causing some lag

also how do u customise help in the hanger??

oh i need to buy an add on workshop smh… ofc

[bitter flicker]

Man these enemies blew up @hollow owl 's car ( ignore my big ass minigun)

[pastel spire]

seriously pisses me off how Michael's suits look so good while the suits in Online looks awful

[pastel spire]

is that a big ass minigun you got or are you just happy to see me

Ouch

[hollow owl]

I will endorse this pain by doing story mode 100%

Need a few more gold medals, all Strangers and Freaks and a bit more

[sage river]

@spiral lichen I fucking loved the new missions

[pastel spire]

they're fun right?

[sage river]

and michael appearing was CINEMA

no spoilers

but play it

[sage river]

ya and unique mechanics

[pastel spire]

michael dies

[sage river]

R* really trying new stuff or theyre backpacking the ideas from gta 6

[sage river]

na

[gray parcel]

the music changing to a story mode track was neat

[hollow owl]

Cliffford comes back as a Juggernaut

[pastel spire]

yeah this is making me even more excited for gta 6

[pastel spire]

god i fucking hate clifford

[west stirrup]

All gold medals for satisfaction? I don't remember you needing to get medals for 100%

[sage river]

the best part was when our character || was using Michael's special ability ||

[daring bobcat]

im never doing doomsday

[pastel spire]

the best part was when the ai said
”Knock knock daddy, there's somebody at the door”

[sage river]

I changed my ai to the british guy

[pastel spire]

same

i call him alfred

[sage river]

my gf would probably slap me on the face if I kept angel

[daring bobcat]

and no one picked OG

[pastel spire]

slap her back

[pastel spire]

i did

but changed to alfred

[sage river]

no she will lock me in the basement

[sage river]

oh its alfred

I keep forgetting his name

hes classy

[pastel spire]

lock her in with you and eventually you'll make out

[pastel spire]

it's haviland but i call him alfred

[sage river]

br

[pastel spire]

Bego with relationship tips

[hollow owl]

Need 70 gold medals for the story and/or Strangers and Freaks

[sage river]

i lowkey had fun changing up some decor

and putting the podium vehicle

but theres some empty pedestals, cant be customized i guess

[pastel spire]

Wrong channel, go to #gta-storymode or get banned

[sage river]

also an interesting detail I noticed

the map model table has green pins that represent the properties you own

its a nice little detail

[pastel spire]

yeah i saw that too

[bitter flicker]

EEEEEEEEEE

[sage river]

i have a husky named king

and my kitty zuzu i love him so so so much

[pastel spire]

i have a tiny dog names Reggie

named my cat the same as my irl cat

[sage river]

@bitter flicker did you do the new missions and || get your mansion stormed by mercenaries? ||

[bitter flicker]

yes

i legit just completed it lmao

[sage river]

i set the place on fire with molotovs

lol

stupid fucks more annoying than merryweather

[pastel spire]

no one is more annoying than merryweather

fucking hate merryweather

[sage river]

those taxi mercenaries were

somehow

[bitter flicker]

its back yippie

[sage river]

knowing how insufferable merryweather shitheads are

we killed tens of thousands of them how is the corporation not fallen apart

[pastel spire]

money

[sage river]

my podium vehicle is the koenigsegg jesko absolut

the overflod car with the fin idk what's it called ingame

[pastel spire]

i wonder what gta 6's version of O'Driscolls will be, GTA 5 has Merryweather, RDR2 has O'Driscolls

[sage river]

arasaka

🥹 🥹

[bitter flicker]

i still have your bugatti

[sage river]

ooo nice lol, mine is parked up at the casino still but I should move it to the mansion outdoor ngl

[daring bobcat]

I know that guy

[sage river]

yes johnny

[pastel spire]

What a beautiful bugatti

[bitter flicker]

Mine is this 10f wb cuz i won this server's first car meet with it

[sage river]

dang yeah thats a nice tint

[pastel spire]

i have a golden vigilante on that

[untold dock]

that won a car meet?

[sage river]

@bitter flicker I cant stop laughing at this part i clipped lol

[cunning python]

going on call for casino heist is the funniest hting ive ever done

[lost lily]

[untold dock]

casino heist is too hard for me

[cunning python]

weird ass setup

yung ancestor

bad guns

no suppressor

[untold dock]

yunga best

[cunning python]

no dudgan shipment

no keycards so i had to hack every fucking door

first time so it was cash

[untold dock]

you can't have suppressors on big con and duggan is pointless

[cunning python]

instantl ycaught

[cunning python]

even with melees we got caught

idk what he was doing tho

he was acting like an enhanced player

never talks

[sage river]

hacking is cancer I dont have photographic memory for that stupid fucking circle hack

and the finger print one is worse

[cunning python]

i kinda got the hang of it

just try to see paatterns

and remember them

[sage river]

or go agressive and use thermal charges

[cunning python]

worst route

bad vault time and thermals slow af

cant do shit when thermal is burning

[lost lily]

you can loot gold and art with 2p in aggro too

[cunning python]

hoe

how

[lost lily]

you can stay in the gas for good 30s and thermal charges are faster than hacking

[cunning python]

idk about the last statement

[untold dock]

are they

[lost lily]

ye they're and you can move after placing charges unlike hack where you're occupied for x seconds so that's make them even faster

[golden sundial]

why yes i do enjoy not being able to see the speedometer

[daring bobcat]

duck down

[lost lily]

i dont have vid for aggro gold, but 2p art you can do even with rickie

#gta-media message

[cunning python]

im aware of low hacker artwork

aggressive all gold duo idk bro

[lost lily]

for aggro you need avi or paige ofc

[cunning python]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey60LHbksLw

the poles done it

[lost lily]

well i found a vid from oreo
https://youtu.be/2GgPKWdlKCc?t=359

[cunning python]

damn

why didnt that show up for me

my man oleg

[lost lily]

it's a lot easier now cuz u can eat snacks with weapon wheel

this is actually annoying with randoms cuz unlike stealth approaches i can't carry them in this
they've to use both their charges and loot 4 carts

and loot optimally too

[west stirrup]

Time to setup doomsday for le pistol challenge

[storm nimbus]

I would be interested in that too

[west stirrup]

Carrera progress

[whole spruce]

is it worth it to cancel cayo to get a better primary? i got tequila 💔

[knotty briar]

I’ve been wanting to do that challenge as well I wanna get the heist tier 4s done

[distant wasp]

nah chances are very low u'll get something else u need to wait 72h to get another primary

[whole spruce]

i get the same payout as the last time ig

hardmode saves it

[distant wasp]

but u're on pc u can do the replay glitch solo

[whole spruce]

tequila 3 gold / 3-4 coke

[distant wasp]

so just wait the 72h to get a good primary and do the replay glitch would be my suggestion

[broken musk]

I broke it

[west stirrup]

?

[spiral lichen]

what’s the most low stress casino heist

[pastel spire]

aggressive

[spiral lichen]

how is that aggressive? tf

[storm nimbus]

Ye
Would you want anyone else to join?

Although now I look the career progress does need dcmm for the platinum awards so lol not getting that

[pastel spire]

what

[storm nimbus]

I can't tell if you trolling or not understanding lol

[spiral lichen]

you are being rude.

[pastel spire]

how

[spiral lichen]

Ok fine i’ll leave.

[pastel spire]

Good

[spiral lichen]

reported to modmail.

[pastel spire]

[west stirrup]

I don't want noobs to join

[storm nimbus]

[west stirrup]

I still need act1 elite

[lost lily]

How to disable this double tap to react crap. I'm accidentally reacting with 💀 to everyone

[west stirrup]

Are you a pirate

[pastel spire]

i too am wondering

[lost lily]

I found it

[golden sundial]

Chat am I spoiled or is the fmj not allat?

Cuz every YouTuber I seen been glazing this car and when I took it for a drive it was pretty nice but didn't seem too crazy

[spiral lichen]

guyssss

[untold dock]

doesn't have insane acceleration and it's rwd so it doesn't feel special

[spiral lichen]

my game looks too low fps in public

in mansions i mean

i don’t like it

game runs better in invite only

[spiral lichen]

can i take a drive?

who can lend it to me pls

[lost lily]

I get 95ish fps in public

[spiral lichen]

i’m on 50-60 but that’s bc i’m on frame scale 1.750x

[golden sundial]

Are you in da game

[lost lily]

But y

[spiral lichen]

ye

actually it looks better now i’m in jnvite

maybe a moder made it look bad

[spiral lichen]

yess plss

inv meee :3

[fossil dagger]

Average mk2 player

[golden sundial]

Aight, imma be on in a bit

[spiral lichen]

yayaya

it sucks piblci is so ugly

public

[west stirrup]

[spiral lichen]

it was kinda fun i made a friend

[spiral lichen]

LMFAOOO

u finessed

[hollow owl]

I find it alright, has good grip but that really it imo

Handling is good also

It's mainly good for racing probably

[golden sundial]

Yeah time trials are juicy

[storm nimbus]

Yeah it's strength is in racing
Afaik highest top speed super and 2nd fastest lap time behind the BR8

[golden sundial]

Mainly because I crash and burn with other cars

[storm nimbus]

(hsw one)

[fossil dagger]

Lowkey clean

[hollow owl]

Wait I just realised I can't favourite channels here but I can in other servers

How does that make sense

[fossil dagger]

It's probably disabled in here

[hollow owl]

Re-enable it

[golden sundial]

Imagine not being able to use your privilege

Smh

[fossil dagger]

Will do

You just have to give me the highest role in this server

and I'll do it

😃

[spiral lichen]

do u have any car reccs that are really nice to drive with good grip

[hollow owl]

[sleek prism]

Damn

[hollow owl]

Niobe, this new MK5, Wingus maybe

Idk

[spiral lichen]

tysm!

can you help me identity this car

pls

[sleek prism]

I love the new FMJ Mk 5

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Vapid FMJ MK V (HSW) | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle is unreleased. Acquire it from Hao's Special Works (conversion).

Prerequisite: FMJ MK V ($2,965,000)

Basic Info

Unavailable for purchase or no data
1,250 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)

Performance

We have no performance information on this vehicle yet

fmj2_hsw • Data from GTACars.net

[spiral lichen]

what is that silver car

2 door looks vintage

and has those super boost things on the side

[fossil dagger]

Me too

[spiral lichen]

i think it’s form a missin

[fossil dagger]

Very nice

[golden sundial]

What was your sc again?

[fossil dagger]

something else than the sound of the banshee finally

[sleek prism]

Hell yeah

[golden sundial]

Aight I didn't get a response so I sent to who I assume is you

[spiral lichen]

i messaged u in game ….

via social club

[golden sundial]

Lol

[spiral lichen]

it won’t let me join u

infinite loading screen

it’s bootin me to main menu now

[golden sundial]

I'm in public, guess I'll load into invite

[spiral lichen]

thxxx

i don’t like public

[golden sundial]

Aight I inv

[spiral lichen]

i’m reloading game

i’m so tired i’ll go to sleep after this

[west stirrup]

Let me OUT

[spiral lichen]

wait wtf is this

[golden sundial]

Press wasd lil bro

[west stirrup]

Ok big bro

[spiral lichen]

i requested to join u sir about

siranium

[hollow owl]

Chat, do i retire the bear

Might have to

[west stirrup]

Yes

[spiral lichen]

what do u mean

[hollow owl]

Gimme a sec

[fossil dagger]

beer

mm

🍻

[hollow owl]

I might swap it

For

😇

[fossil dagger]

Trace

You should update your bio 👍

[spiral lichen]

it has some really nice grip

[hollow owl]

I'll do it because I wanted to

[spiral lichen]

i’m kinda struggling bc i’m using my keyboard (bc my controller won’t connect ugh)

but the car is nice ig

[fossil dagger]

Just connect it bro

[golden sundial]

[fossil dagger]

like dmn

[spiral lichen]

it literally wilt

won’t

i hate this shit

it’s so buggy

[fossil dagger]

just plug it in!

[spiral lichen]

sometimes controller connects sometime it won’t

[spiral lichen]

it’s literally in..

[fossil dagger]

Yeah

[spiral lichen]

it just won’t register

[fossil dagger]

So what's the problem!!

[hollow owl]

Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?

[fossil dagger]

wait

you can play with a Xbox controller on pc gta 5 online

?

[spiral lichen]

oh shit i accidentally press f

nooo i crash

[spiral lichen]

Dualsense*

we don’t use that ghetto shit here

[spiral lichen]

yeah

i even tried ds4

it’s because

i loaded in without testing in the main menu

[fossil dagger]

i never knew you could play with a controller on pc gta 5

[spiral lichen]

i usually have to connect it before i load in

[spiral lichen]

lol

[fossil dagger]

have you always could

[spiral lichen]

u could always

[fossil dagger]

you lying

[sly goblet]

Hi

[golden sundial]

Goofy ahh game

[hollow owl]

Helo

[fossil dagger]

?av

[hollow owl]

Bozo

!av @hollow owl

[fossil dagger]

What!

[hollow owl]

[fossil dagger]

!av

bro

[spiral lichen]

the glitch

why does my game looks off today???

[hollow owl]

Do u not see what you are missing

[spiral lichen]

i’m so confused

omg wait it works

yayaya

al i had to do was enable steam input

honestly the game looks laggy without fluid motion frames

[west stirrup]

easy peasy

[fossil dagger]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[fossil dagger]

nobody got time to get 5m from it

😭

[west stirrup]

me does

[spiral lichen]

i need to re enable motion frames @golden sundial

[golden sundial]

Oke

[spiral lichen]

yaya

honestly sucks this game can’t handle above 120fps

[fossil dagger]

I saw sum nerd Speedrun the missions today, bro started a mission and opened the interaction menu to start his car and open his door before he entered the car

Some real nerd bro

[hollow owl]

I do that

Out of habit now

[fossil dagger]

bro

🤯

[hollow owl]

I use 1st person for everything

Except flying and driving

[fossil dagger]

How am i supposed to do all missions in under 60 min

And no snacks or amor??

[hollow owl]

What ones

[fossil dagger]

do they want me to be godmode bruh

[fossil dagger]

Knowsy

[hollow owl]

If u mean KnoWay Out

Easy

Maybe the last mission is a bit tricky

But its ez

[golden sundial]

You don't need to do them all at once brother man

[fossil dagger]

What

60

Min

Onne

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[golden sundial]

Yea

[hollow owl]

They dont count the time ur not in a mission

[golden sundial]

You can use snacks for that

[storm nimbus]

That's fairly easy to do
But yeah you don't need to do both in one run

[golden sundial]

It won't disqualify u

[fossil dagger]

I didn't mean tgat

y'all confusing

[golden sundial]

Then what did you mean

[fossil dagger]

like

wait lemem ttign what i mean

[hollow owl]

For the 60 min one

The game only takes the time it took you to do the mission/s

And not the time after like travelling to the next one

[fossil dagger]

ohh so when in free mode

it doesn't count

[storm nimbus]

Correct

[hollow owl]

Yesh, it doesnt count

[fossil dagger]

I wonder if i have it thrn then already

[hollow owl]

I got it on the first try, didnt even know that was a challenge

Still need 2.5 mill for T4

Watch me get to 4.5 and give up

[fossil dagger]

Should i get in to doing tier progress?

[hollow owl]

Like ive done for Car Wash

[golden sundial]

I got it 2nd try because on the first I got rekt cuz no snacks

[fossil dagger]

I haven't even looked in there

[broken musk]

You under interrogation for impersonating several officers

[golden sundial]

Mfs really wanted you to go through the tunnels on a bike with no snacks

[fossil dagger]

@broken musk watch this

[hollow owl]

You have the IAA hat

What did u think was gnna happen

[golden sundial]

Unless you lower the difficulty you're cooked

[hollow owl]

It took ms 30 mins to get the Subway stunt award thing

Didn't realise the "jump" was that small metal sheet

And not the big stunt jump

[storm nimbus]

That was buggy for me, didn't count my first run

Only one I'm missing now tho is doing all the missions as a support member

[fossil dagger]

I'm so cooked 💔

[west stirrup]

Hm?

[hollow owl]

There is an award for KnowWay Out

Called Subway Stunt or smth

[hollow owl]

Where u have to use the jump exiting the railway

[west stirrup]

Hmm

[hollow owl]

And its a small metal shit coloured sheet

[broken musk]

@west stirrup just follow my lead:
#gta-online-mk2 message

[west stirrup]

I dont get this one

[hollow owl]

Oh i do that everytime

I like blowing ppl

[west stirrup]

[hollow owl]

Why no "up,"

[storm nimbus]

Gotta shoot the explosive crate in the meeting room

[hollow owl]

Autocorrect to ppl

Bruh

[fossil dagger]

Barraight

[hollow owl]

Waiting for Wordle to reset

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

I need to start researching this Epsilion shit for story mode 100%

And the murder mystery

Only thing ik is you steal some cars, run for ages in the desert and get scammed essentially

For a Rusty Tractor

[untold dock]

i checked out the mission creator a bit

[hollow owl]

Seems too complicated for me

[untold dock]

unless i'm missing something, you can't use interiors at all besides the ones that are on the map like stores and whatever

that's disappointing

[spiral lichen]

guys what is this car plz im beging

[hollow owl]

Stirling GT

My fav car

Looks similar to mine

[spiral lichen]

I really love it

i want it lol

[hollow owl]

Except mines had Purple secondary

[spiral lichen]

It’s someone else’s

[hollow owl]

So it looks ugly

[spiral lichen]

how can i buy it?

[hollow owl]

Legendary

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Benefactor Stirling GT (HSW) | sᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴄʟᴀssɪᴄ

This vehicle was added on July 26, 2022. Acquire it from Hao's Special Works (conversion).

Prerequisite: Stirling GT ($975,000)

Basic Info

$900,000 (PS5, XBX|S & PC Enhanced Exclusive)
1,330 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_s: in Sports Classics
1:00.627 Lap Time
156.25 mph Top Speed

feltzer3_hsw • Data from GTACars.net

[hollow owl]

Oh this is the hsw one

But still, on Legendary

[storm nimbus]

it says in the bottom right corner

[hollow owl]

Lmaoooo

[spiral lichen]

i fourth find it

[fossil dagger]

You're telling me the Stirling gt hsw is faster than the fmj hsw

[spiral lichen]

coudont find it

[spiral lichen]

Omgg tysm!

[hollow owl]

I still wonder if I put drift tune on my HSW xs, will it override the hsw

[spiral lichen]

it’s only 900k?? omg

[hollow owl]

we gta logic

[twin drum]

the hsw upgrade is 900k

the base car is another 975k

[storm nimbus]

Prob since drift turning removes all performance upgrades

[spiral lichen]

bro where tf is this car

I CNT FUCKIGN FIND IT

[storm nimbus]

2 door

[spiral lichen]

i did

[hollow owl]

2 door legendary

[fossil dagger]

Real ones remember when the Stirling gts windows was bulletproof

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Benefactor Stirling GT | sᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴄʟᴀssɪᴄ

This vehicle was added on June 10, 2015. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

Prerequisite To: Stirling GT (HSW) (Upgrade price: +$900,000)
IRL Counterpart: Mercedes-Benz 300SL, 300 SLR, Alfa Romeo Disco Volatne, 8C Competizione

Basic Info

$975,000
1,330 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_c: in Sports Classics
1:05.715 Lap Time
113 mph Top Speed

1/2 feltzer3 • Data from GTACars.net

[spiral lichen]

i still cat find it

[spiral lichen]

i neeed it omggg

can i just buy it off someone

@hollow owl plz

[hollow owl]

What

[fossil dagger]

Trace is console

[spiral lichen]

can i buy ur

[hollow owl]

Idk how you would buy it off me

[fossil dagger]

[spiral lichen]

HSW

[hollow owl]

Im Nintendo Gamecube

[twin drum]

literally just buy it

[spiral lichen]

it lets u buy a copy

[spiral lichen]

2015????

Omfg

[hollow owl]

Im not pc

[spiral lichen]

old af

[spiral lichen]

WTF

[spiral lichen]

WHY

[hollow owl]

Wdym why

Im poor

[spiral lichen]

KHH ITS OLD AF

OMG TYSM

[hollow owl]

Dont have enough for pc

[spiral lichen]

but ur a mod- jk

i’m sorry ughh

[hollow owl]

We get 0 😱

Surprising ik

[fossil dagger]

Sure

[hollow owl]

[spiral lichen]

OMG I FOUJD ITT

[storm nimbus]

Well yeah it's based on a 300sl

[spiral lichen]

bruh i’m 200k short

[hollow owl]

I'll say it again

[spiral lichen]

what do i do

[hollow owl]

Even if we did get paid

[fossil dagger]

sell a kidney

[hollow owl]

I don't have a bank acc

[twin drum]

uhm actually it's based on a car

[spiral lichen]

you don’t?…?..

[fossil dagger]

??????

[hollow owl]

No

[spiral lichen]

bruh are u like 11

[storm nimbus]

[spiral lichen]

or like a felon

[hollow owl]

Im 18, near 19 in May

[spiral lichen]

[spiral lichen]

u can get a credit card-

[hollow owl]

Ik

[twin drum]

he could also... not

[fossil dagger]

Wait

[hollow owl]

I don't get money often

So

[spiral lichen]

but it’s still useful

[hollow owl]

I don't have mad motivation to get one

[spiral lichen]

even when i didn’t have money

[hollow owl]

I will soon though

[spiral lichen]

period omggg

[hollow owl]

Uhhh wtf

[fossil dagger]

?

[twin drum]

are you on drugs

[hollow owl]

I got telaported back to YT

Wtf

[twin drum]

york tuah

[hollow owl]

Once I get my licence

[twin drum]

why did i say that

[hollow owl]

Cleaning airplanes will be my first job

Helo Bi0

Bip

[twin drum]

hi bear

[hollow owl]

Jeez I cant spell

[fossil dagger]

That's gotta be good pay

[hollow owl]

I had to retire the bear

Have to use off brand

[twin drum]

you'll always be bear

[hollow owl]

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Don't copy this

[twin drum]