Hm
#memes-and-shitposting
chilly geyser
latent crest
š š š
lean oxide
This guy is very annoying
deep sleet
this is firee
amber kelp
this is firee
The kids didn't look close enough in the taffy butt
You have a taffy butt
There's treasure in that butt
I want that taffy butt
Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi!
west steppe
light canopy
stone swift
lean oxide
<a:nomdance:1128985824357253161>
Mortal ,im ordering you to add this emote @stone swift
stone swift
Good idea
stone swift
stone swift
why does gta server not have stickers?
light canopy
stone swift
i just realised that
light canopy
Need to make revolution
light canopy
stone swift
light canopy
chilly geyser
why does gta server not have stickers?
I found this annoying too. Of all the servers that should have guns, robbery, prison and police stickers.. it should be from this server.
lean oxide
why does gta server not have stickers?
Useless spamz
stone swift
a shame tho
light canopy
Useless spamz
I can't welcome new members without nitro 
lean oxide
That's good
light canopy
graceful bison
lean oxide
Cringe show
candid jolt
light canopy
Stop busting your knees people
graceful bison
Cringe show
TAKE THAT BACK
lean oxide
No
tall skiff
cring
lean oxide
<:AngeryBoye:585628412782051374>
light yarrow
Serious question
does anyone know GoldenLox
I just got disconnected from his session a SECOND TIME
We agreedx to friendly dogfight both times
š
he reconized me
heavy pulsar
Stop busting your knees people
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.
light canopy
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke we...
I'm dead skull (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
light canopy
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke we...
It's really amazing seeing the copypasta I stole being globally used
Makes me feel useful
final temple
Our hearts have turned to stone and we're drowning in a perfect storm
timber blade
bronze mica
@lean oxide
tall skiff
lean oxide
<@1212030345587986432>
granite radish
I'm dead skull (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common (like skibidi toilet, minecraft gyatts and that things kids ask nowadays) and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
unkempt geyser
Hilarious mate!šš šgot a good laugh out of me! Even made the wife chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as the kids say these days! Cheers from the UK š¬š§šŖš
chilly geyser
west steppe
light canopy
crude fog
royal moat
We have to sumo wrestle other people in the server for the new event? 
light canopy
Yeah add some weight
light canopy
lean oxide
https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-18259481
west steppe
lean oxide
lean oxide
tall skiff
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-licking-pixel-cat-black-cat-purple-and-black-gif-10756995320858353175
lean oxide
tall skiff
so smol
heavy pulsar
Skibidi toilet skibidi toilet š£ļøš£ļø
light canopy
round siren
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light canopy
Is this a shitpost?
heavy pulsar
Is this a shitpost?
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordā¢ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordā¢ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
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light canopy
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into <@69823734653701333...
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heavy pulsar
Nah bros got rizzler Rizzly bear The boy who cried rizz Abraham rizzcoln Adolf R...
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light yarrow
Nah bros got rizzler Rizzly bear The boy who cried rizz Abraham rizzcoln Adolf R...
Oh, that was a joke? I didn't quite catch the punchlineāif there even was one. Your attempt at humor was so cringeworthy that Iād have preferred a lengthy silence over that awkward delivery. Honestly, it felt like a painful exercise in futility. Not a giggle, not even a smirk crossed my face. They say laughter is a reflex, but my face muscles must have been on strike because there was no response whatsoever. A solid 0/10 for that effort. Itās hard to believe that anyone thought that was worthy of sharing. The sheer amount of thought you must have put into that could probably fuel a small nation. Seriously, brush up on your comedic skills or pick up a guide on how to be entertaining. Iām not trying to be harsh; I just mean it. Your attempt is like a textbook example of what not to do in comedy. Itās as if humor itself took a vacation and left you in charge. If I dedicated all my focus to salvaging that joke, Iād need the brainpower of a thousand scientists and a miracle to make it land. Even then, the best I could hope for is a few polite nods.You should consider yourself fortunate that I still find it in me to feel sorry for you after that performance. Otherwise, I might have resorted to drastic measures to ensure you never tried to be funny again.Letās just chalk that up as a lesson for the futureāa warning for anyone aspiring to tell jokes. I feel let down, frustrated, and honestly a bit offended that I had to process that. Instead of doing something worthwhile, like aiding those in need, I wasted my time unraveling the mystery of your comedic catastrophe. And for that, I can only point the finger at you. š¬š§
light canopy
Oh, that was a joke? I didn't quite catch the punchlineāif there even was one. Y...
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.
heavy pulsar
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke we...
8th gap year here šā, still wearing my nutty drawls from 04ā, even flirt with the freshman ai bots to see if i still got game
heavy pulsar
Oh, that was a joke? I didn't quite catch the punchlineāif there even was one. Y...
8th gap year here šā, still wearing my nutty drawls from 04ā, even flirt with the freshman ai bots to see if i still got game
vivid heath
memes and posting
light yarrow
8th gap year here šā, still wearing my nutty drawls from 04ā, even flirt with t...
What
light yarrow
8th gap year here šā, still wearing my nutty drawls from 04ā, even flirt with t...
Excuse me
light yarrow
8th gap year here šā, still wearing my nutty drawls from 04ā, even flirt with t...
This feels like a confession
heavy pulsar
This feels like a confession
Ur wrong
Beep boop
You are a classified nerd from now on
Beep boop
light yarrow
Ur wrong
*Beep boop*
You are a classified nerd from now on
*Beep boop*
Nice try
granite radish
8th gap year here šā, still wearing my nutty drawls from 04ā, even flirt with t...
Oh, that was a joke? I didn't quite catch the punchlineāif there even was one. Your attempt at humor was so cringeworthy that Iād have preferred a lengthy silence over that awkward delivery. Honestly, it felt like a painful exercise in futility. Not a giggle, not even a smirk crossed my face. They say laughter is a reflex, but my face muscles must have been on strike because there was no response whatsoever. A solid 0/10 for that effort. Itās hard to believe that anyone thought that was worthy of sharing. The sheer amount of thought you must have put into that could probably fuel a small nation. Seriously, brush up on your comedic skills or pick up a guide on how to be entertaining. Iām not trying to be harsh; I just mean it. Your attempt is like a textbook example of what not to do in comedy. Itās as if humor itself took a vacation and left you in charge. If I dedicated all my focus to salvaging that joke, Iād need the brainpower of a thousand scientists and a miracle to make it land. Even then, the best I could hope for is a few polite nods.You should consider yourself fortunate that I still find it in me to feel sorry for you after that performance. Otherwise, I might have resorted to drastic measures to ensure you never tried to be funny again.Letās just chalk that up as a lesson for the futureāa warning for anyone aspiring to tell jokes. I feel let down, frustrated, and honestly a bit offended that I had to process that. Instead of doing something worthwhile, like aiding those in need, I wasted my time unraveling the mystery of your comedic catastrophe. And for that, I can only point the finger at you.
ember dagger
Guys how can I post memes here?
lean oxide
Guys how can I post memes here?
Dm modmail
lean oxide
tall skiff
ember dagger
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordā¢ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordā¢ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
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ember dagger
This thing
tall skiff
mailmod
ember dagger
Look at it
ember dagger
It's beautiful
tall skiff
i cant read
ember dagger
U can't?
lean oxide
prime breach
There has been more copypasta than memes all year
tall skiff
lean oxide
ember dagger
Nooooooooo
prime breach
stone swift
heavy pulsar
Guys how can I post memes here?
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordā¢ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordā¢ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
ember dagger
Thank you brother
heavy pulsar
Ok
ember dagger
Do u guys love cats?
final temple
I wanna set you on fire just so that I wouldn't have to burn alone.
We could go out guns blazing
ember dagger
light canopy
carmine patrol
Guys how can I post memes here?
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordā¢ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordā¢ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
ember dagger
Thank you brother
light canopy
lean oxide
granite radish
Guys how can I post memes here?
heavy pulsar
prime breach
https://tenor.com/view/cat-run-cat-leave-cat-escape-cat-avoid-run-gif-1062516025...
I thought this was my cat till I saw the face
light canopy
I thought this was my cat till I saw the face
prime breach
prime breach
Flatbread
light canopy
Give it some pat
prime breach
That photo is from like, 2023
prime breach
Oh, October 2022
light canopy
Saygex
sturdy ocean
light canopy
tulip cipher
proven tide
tulip cipher
Canāt believe it fits in!
ember dagger
I thought she was gonna something that will make me comfortable
tulip cipher
<:Sadge:757445535660507166> I thought she was gonna something that will make me ...
What do you mean?
prime breach
I really don't like that shade she's wearing
heavy pulsar
I want to buy it for my 6 year old sister š¤Ŗš¤Ŗ
light canopy
I want to buy it for my 6 year old sister š¤Ŗš¤Ŗ
Imagine a very ugly person, a hideous person. They have a teenage lover, quite an attractive one, model-esque, they grow up together, and they grow together.
Suddenly this person goes from being ugly, to quite attractive, all due to the love and growth from his partner.
They are made for each other. They grow together, they make each other better, went through everything together. they have been there since Day 1.
No arguments, nothing. They get married, and continue a perfect relationship.
But one day, someone else comes around. Someone not quite as attractive, not quite as perfect, but more famous. Letās say, for analogyās sake, the Hawk Tuah girl is sniffing around this relationship.
Far from ugly, but not model-like, and has a lot of what they call ācloutā.
At first, it was nothing. But then it devolves into flirting, and eventually, it becomes an affair.
One day, his wife announces she is pregnant. Tears of joy, happiness, Instagram Posts, Baby Showers.
But admits all of that, this person is balancing 2 lives at once. This person isnāt as in love with her as his original partner, but he admires the success and PR he could get from her. He thinks it could catapult him as individual.
Eventually, he makes the decision to call a divorce during the peak to their relationship. Whilst expecting kids. And leaving her stranded. All to get with this āHawk Tuah Girlā.
His original lover is still a model, she will still be well off. But she is also the reason he is successful in the first place, he is the reason he went from rags to riches.
He made the decision to lose out on beauty, true love, all for some more attention.
That is the Trent Alexander Arnold situation, as an analogy. It is disgusting.
carmine patrol
So that's why Big Chungus never had a child...
light canopy
Sadly
celest pagoda
Imagine a very ugly person, a hideous person. They have a teenage lover, quite an attractive one, model-esque, they grow up together, and they grow together.
Suddenly this person goes from being ugly, to quite attractive, all due to the love and growth from his partner.
They are made for each other. They grow together, they make each other better, went through everything together. they have been there since Day 1.
No arguments, nothing. They get married, and continue a perfect relationship.
But one day, someone else comes around. Someone not quite as attractive, not quite as perfect, but more famous. Letās say, for analogyās sake, the Hawk Tuah girl is sniffing around this relationship.
Far from ugly, but not model-like, and has a lot of what they call ācloutā.
At first, it was nothing. But then it devolves into flirting, and eventually, it becomes an affair.
One day, his wife announces she is pregnant. Tears of joy, happiness, Instagram Posts, Baby Showers.
But admits all of that, this person is balancing 2 lives at once. This person isnāt as in love with her as his original partner, but he admires the success and PR he could get from her. He thinks it could catapult him as individual.
Eventually, he makes the decision to call a divorce during the peak to their relationship. Whilst expecting kids. And leaving her stranded. All to get with this āHawk Tuah Girlā.
His original lover is still a model, she will still be well off. But she is also the reason he is successful in the first place, he is the reason he went from rags to riches.
He made the decision to lose out on beauty, true love, all for some more attention.
That is the Trent Alexander Arnold situation, as an analogy. It is disgusting.
carmine patrol
So that's why Big Chungus never had a child...
light canopy
sadly
boreal sable
what are yall even yapping about bruh
carmine patrol
what are yall even yapping about bruh
It was originally taken from a Latin text written by a Roman Scholar, Sceptic and Philosopher by the name of Marcus Tullius Cicero, who influenced the Latin language greatly.
The "filler" text we know today has been altered over the years (in fact "Lorem" isn't actually a Latin word. It is suggested that the reason that the text starts with "Lorem" is because there was a page break spanning the word "Do-lorem". If you a re looking for a translation of the text, it's meaningless. The original text talks about the pain and love involved in the pursuit of pleasure or something like that.
The reason we use Lorem Ipsum is simple. If we used real text, it would possibly distract from the DESIGN of a page (or indeed, might even be mistakenly inappropriate. Or if we used something like "Insert Text Here...", this would also distract from the design. Using Lorem Ipsum allows us to SEE the design without being distracted by readable or unrealistic text.
heavy pulsar
what are yall even yapping about bruh
Oh, that was a joke? I didn't quite catch the punchlineāif there even was one. Your attempt at humor was so cringeworthy that Iād have preferred a lengthy silence over that awkward delivery. Honestly, it felt like a painful exercise in futility. Not a giggle, not even a smirk crossed my face. They say laughter is a reflex, but my face muscles must have been on strike because there was no response whatsoever. A solid 0/10 for that effort. Itās hard to believe that anyone thought that was worthy of sharing. The sheer amount of thought you must have put into that could probably fuel a small nation. Seriously, brush up on your comedic skills or pick up a guide on how to be entertaining. Iām not trying to be harsh; I just mean it. Your attempt is like a textbook example of what not to do in comedy. Itās as if humor itself took a vacation and left you in charge. If I dedicated all my focus to salvaging that joke, Iād need the brainpower of a thousand scientists and a miracle to make it land. Even then, the best I could hope for is a few polite nods.You should consider yourself fortunate that I still find it in me to feel sorry for you after that performance. Otherwise, I might have resorted to drastic measures to ensure you never tried to be funny again.Letās just chalk that up as a lesson for the futureāa warning for anyone aspiring to tell jokes. I feel let down, frustrated, and honestly a bit offended that I had to process that. Instead of doing something worthwhile, like aiding those in need, I wasted my time unraveling the mystery of your comedic catastrophe. And for that, I can only point the finger at you.
rapid lance
Fingertips
light canopy
Fingertips
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.
final temple
I hear the pain in her voice
pseudo trench
š«£
granite radish
This stupid jet bot or whatever is telling me I need a level or something
pseudo trench
š
slate heron
Therapist: The green meth doesn't exist, it can't hurt you
The Green Meth:
static geyser
"context"
"it depends"
"imo"
"circumstantial"
"varies"
carmine patrol
How do I post memes here
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordā¢ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordā¢ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
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amber kelp
SƔbado Gigante
pseudo galleon
How do I post memes here
mint jewel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002712977180471407/1306435510675177482/t...
How do I post memes here
pseudo galleon
granite radish
How do I post memes here
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @Modmail and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
glad lily
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @Modmail and reques...
You may be doing to muchš
mint jewel
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @Modmail and reques...
Who is modmail?
I just want to post memes
Pls
hushed cave
Who is modmail?
Thing at the top right of your screen
mint jewel
Thing at the top right of your screen
All i see are buttons
I just wanna be able to post here
:(
serene nest
prime breach
hell yea
light yarrow
If a modder ever decides to make all bullets explode like c4, use a buzzard, annihilator or molotok
light yarrow
Trust me. It's going to be the best buzzarding or molotoking of your life
You can melt everyone in the session just because a modder decided it'd be funny to make bullets explode
People can't even do jackshit if you use a molotok
prime breach
sir, this is a wendy's
light yarrow
sir, this is a wendy's
Well it just happened to me
Old stuff is the best for a modder scenario in general. Newer stuff fires slowly. Old stuff like hte buzzard and savage fire fast
mint jewel
How post image?
light canopy
How post image?
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
normal jewel
How post image?
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
mint jewel
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into <@69823734653701333...
Too confusing. I don't know how to email modmail.
mint jewel
Who is val
light canopy
Too confusing. I don't know how to email modmail.
mint jewel
Was there a deleted message
lean oxide
light canopy
graceful bison
lean oxide
Real shitposting
graceful bison
Real shitposting
lean oxide
Yum
lean oxide
graceful bison
Friend not yum
lean oxide
Friend not yum
Yum not friend
graceful bison
Yum not friend
lean oxide
Mov file
tall skiff
good song
novel veldt
ruby niche
Steve was behind all of this. Such a shame how a legend could turn on us like this.
dusty mirage
š„¹
swift wedge
YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU are a hipster!
frosty walrus
timber blade
shitpost shitpost shitpost
pseudo galleon
my brother in christ, this is the shitposting channell
stone swift
tall skiff
mao
stone swift
lean oxide
Shitten
tall skiff
stone swift
https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-congratulations-kewt-cat-making-biscuits-making-...
aww 
lean oxide
foggy mango
Lmao 
tulip cipher
American sniper
stone swift
lean oxide
lean oxide
light canopy
subtle light
light canopy
I cooked John here
celest pagoda
Ahhh feels like old times. Itās good to have the gang back together again!
Letās just hope things donāt turn out like last time.
There he goes! What did I tell you Charles? Boy is as sour as week old milk. No wonder she didnāt stay with you, not even a retired two dollar whore would stay with you. Thatās the goddamn truth! You know you used to be decent company but now youāre worse than a snake with a toothache, all he does is whine whine whine.
EXCUSE ME?!
Oh donāt get all angry it aināt gonna change nothing. Youāre hopeless and I mean that literally, you got no hope. I mean look at you, look at this place! Your dream homeā¦ Iāve had better nightmares than this dream! āOh darling Abigail, Iāve changed, come live with me in an outhouse I wouldnāt ask my worst enemy to take a shit in!ā
Whatāre you trying to say??
Itās awful. Itās a dump. The house has gotta go. Get some self respect you miserable sack of shit, build a house that a lady would set foot in!
Place just needs a womanās touch.
It needs levelling. No woman would touch this place.
tall skiff
celest pagoda
probably my fav part in rdr2
light canopy
probably my fav part in rdr2
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.
Spinny gato
celest pagoda
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke we...
Whatās this youāve said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and Iām the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Donāt you think you might be hurting someoneās feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and thatās just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldnāt, you didnāt, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. Youāre finally living, friend.
lean oxide
probably my fav part in rdr2
light canopy
Whatās this youāve said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top...
Imagine a very ugly person, a hideous person. They have a teenage lover, quite an attractive one, model-esque, they grow up together, and they grow together.
Suddenly this person goes from being ugly, to quite attractive, all due to the love and growth from his partner.
They are made for each other. They grow together, they make each other better, went through everything together. they have been there since Day 1.
No arguments, nothing. They get married, and continue a perfect relationship.
But one day, someone else comes around. Someone not quite as attractive, not quite as perfect, but more famous. Letās say, for analogyās sake, the Hawk Tuah girl is sniffing around this relationship.
Far from ugly, but not model-like, and has a lot of what they call ācloutā.
At first, it was nothing. But then it devolves into flirting, and eventually, it becomes an affair.
One day, his wife announces she is pregnant. Tears of joy, happiness, Instagram Posts, Baby Showers.
But admits all of that, this person is balancing 2 lives at once. This person isnāt as in love with her as his original partner, but he admires the success and PR he could get from her. He thinks it could catapult him as individual.
Eventually, he makes the decision to call a divorce during the peak to their relationship. Whilst expecting kids. And leaving her stranded. All to get with this āHawk Tuah Girlā.
His original lover is still a model, she will still be well off. But she is also the reason he is successful in the first place, he is the reason he went from rags to riches.
He made the decision to lose out on beauty, true love, all for some more attention.
That is the Trent Alexander Arnold situation, as an analogy. It is disgusting.
granite radish
Imagine a very ugly person, a hideous person. They have a teenage lover, quite a...
The Bogdan Problem
Bogdan: āWait a minute... wait a minute, wait weāve... can we calm down for just one minute? For less than one minute. Look, you look very much like you have wrong end of shit. Youāve got stuck in the stick... youāre up creek with paddle of crap! Look, look... how you say it? Iam here to help.
Lester Crest:Ā āThatās Codename Bogdan, Kill him!
Bogdan: āNo, kill me all you like... but stop lis-listen... listen, listen... listen, listen listen... listen, listen. (silence) Sure I would like to destroy America, control Russia... and destroy fabric of civilization as we know it... but these are all piping dreams. I am here to help solve real problem.
Lester Crest: āAnd whatās the real problem?ā
Bogdan: āYou... you are real problem. You are doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine Clifffy. Oh, cigarette, cigarette... (chuckles)(sighs) Now, listen... think about it... if you let... insecure little egomaniac play God... then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure little egomaniac. My Scientists have studied Cliffford... Clifford (Chuckles) is asshole.
Lester Crest: āThe AI is an asshole?ā
Bogdan: āExactly... and him and Quartz want us to kill each other.ā
Lester Crest:Ā āI donāt believe a word of it.ā
Bogdan:Ā āWell, how do I make this up?ā
Avon Quartz:Ā āHow indeed? Well, thank you Bogdan. Thank you, Mr. Crest... thank you, silent, psychotic peons... but this... this is where I say arrivederci... no, I mean get ready... I mean... this is where... Iām in charge... me and Cliffford. Go fuck yourselves, losers. Yes, losers.ā
Cliffford: āYes, weāre in charge... me and my Dad. Weāre in charge and this outdated, low tech submarine... will self destruct in thirty seconds.ā
Lester:Ā āI think youāve got to get outta there quickly!ā
Bogdan: ā Scuba gear by hatch over there... I have secret escape pod, good luck!ā
light canopy
Oh no
ember dagger
How can I get unlimited cat food and sand? Cat food glitch 2025
Is my cat a secret CIA agent that will collect evidence enough to send me to prison for life?
Can cat smell something that is buried 6ft underground?
tender jackal
heavy pulsar
https://tenor.com/view/get-real-cat-cat-on-skateboard-funny-cat-gif-309230532152...
Ahhh feels like old times. Itās good to have the gang back together again!
Letās just hope things donāt turn out like last time.
There he goes! What did I tell you Charles? Boy is as sour as week old milk. No wonder she didnāt stay with you, not even a retired two dollar whore would stay with you. Thatās the goddamn truth! You know you used to be decent company but now youāre worse than a snake with a toothache, all he does is whine whine whine.
EXCUSE ME?!
Oh donāt get all angry it aināt gonna change nothing. Youāre hopeless and I mean that literally, you got no hope. I mean look at you, look at this place! Your dream homeā¦ Iāve had better nightmares than this dream! āOh darling Abigail, Iāve changed, come live with me in an outhouse I wouldnāt ask my worst enemy to take a shit in!ā
Whatāre you trying to say??
Itās awful. Itās a dump. The house has gotta go. Get some self respect you miserable sack of shit, build a house that a lady would set foot in!
Place just needs a womanās touch.
It needs levelling. No woman would touch this place.
stone swift
heavy pulsar
Imagine a very ugly person, a hideous person. They have a teenage lover, quite a...
The Bogdan Problem
Bogdan: āWait a minute... wait a minute, wait weāve... can we calm down for just one minute? For less than one minute. Look, you look very much like you have wrong end of shit. Youāve got stuck in the stick... youāre up creek with paddle of crap! Look, look... how you say it? Iam here to help.
Lester Crest:Ā āThatās Codename Bogdan, Kill him!
Bogdan: āNo, kill me all you like... but stop lis-listen... listen, listen... listen, listen listen... listen, listen. (silence) Sure I would like to destroy America, control Russia... and destroy fabric of civilization as we know it... but these are all piping dreams. I am here to help solve real problem.
Lester Crest: āAnd whatās the real problem?ā
Bogdan: āYou... you are real problem. You are doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine Clifffy. Oh, cigarette, cigarette... (chuckles)(sighs) Now, listen... think about it... if you let... insecure little egomaniac play God... then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure little egomaniac. My Scientists have studied Cliffford... Clifford (Chuckles) is asshole.
Lester Crest: āThe AI is an asshole?ā
Bogdan: āExactly... and him and Quartz want us to kill each other.ā
Lester Crest:Ā āI donāt believe a word of it.ā
Bogdan:Ā āWell, how do I make this up?ā
Avon Quartz:Ā āHow indeed? Well, thank you Bogdan. Thank you, Mr. Crest... thank you, silent, psychotic peons... but this... this is where I say arrivederci... no, I mean get ready... I mean... this is where... Iām in charge... me and Cliffford. Go fuck yourselves, losers. Yes, losers.ā
Cliffford: āYes, weāre in charge... me and my Dad. Weāre in charge and this outdated, low tech submarine... will self destruct in thirty seconds.ā
Lester:Ā āI think youāve got to get outta there quickly!ā
Bogdan: ā Scuba gear by hatch over there... I have secret escape pod, good luck!ā
light canopy
Two pings two whole pings
molten moth
Lmao <:AES_boastlaugh:808032278763798590>
nice season š
granite radish
The LOWWWWWWWWW
ancient star
foggy mango
All units, cat got traumatised, proceed with caution 
granite radish
All units, cat got traumatised, proceed with caution <:SipJuice:7537277988368548...
Wtf is Don Pollo doing in the bg
foggy mango
Wtf is Don Pollo doing in the bg
Singing 
west steppe
cinder rain
It's a real thing
carmine patrol
Ah, accelerando. Everyone's favorite goth daddy
lean oxide
Ah, accelerando. Everyone's favorite goth daddy
nimble berry
Ahhh feels like old times. Itās good to have the gang back together again!
Letā...
What is this spam
light canopy
The Industwiaw Wevowution and its consequences have been a disastew fow the human wace. They have gweatwy incweased the wife-expectancy of those of us who wive in āadvancedā countwies, but they have destabiwized society, have made wife unfuwfiwwing, have subjected human beings to indignities, have wed to widespwead psychowogicaw suffewing (in the Thiwd Wowwd to physicaw suffewing as weww) and have infwicted sevewe damage on the natuwaw wowwd. The continued devewopment of technowogy wiww wowsen the situation. It wiww cewtainwy subject human being to gweatew indignities and infwict gweatew damage on the natuwaw wowwd, it wiww pwobabwy wead to gweatew sociaw diswuption and psychowogicaw suffewing, and it may wead to incweased physicaw suffewing even in āadvancedā countwies. The industwiaw-technowogicaw system may suwvive ow it may bweak down. If it suwvives, it MAY eventuawwy achieve a wow wevew of physicaw and psychowogicaw suffewing, but onwy aftew passing thwough a wong and vewy painfuw pewiod of adjustment and onwy at the cost of pewmanentwy weducing human beings and many othew wiving owganisms to engineewed pwoducts and mewe cogs in the sociaw machine. Fuwthewmowe, if the system suwvives, the consequences wiww be inevitabwe: Thewe is no way of wefowming ow modifying the system so as to pwevent it fwom depwiving peopwe of dignity and autonomy. If the system bweaks down the consequences wiww stiww be vewy painfuw. But the biggew the system gwows the mowe disastwous the wesuwts of its bweakdown wiww be, so if it is to bweak down it had best bweak down soonew wathew than watew. We thewefowe advocate a wevowution against the industwiaw system. This wevowution may ow may not make use of viowence; it may be sudden ow it may be a wewativewy gwaduaw pwocess spanning a few decades. We canāt pwedict any of that. But we do outwine in a vewy genewaw way the measuwes that those who hate the industwiaw system shouwd take
lean oxide
foggy mango
The poor son 
lean oxide
https://youtube.com/shorts/MilYJeIxuxA?si=5E-cpLc7acZ8f1Q6
@river portal why you scaring people
river portal
https://youtube.com/shorts/MilYJeIxuxA?si=5E-cpLc7acZ8f1Q6
<@269890525748920330>...
Itās fun 
light canopy
He escaped the nursery
light yarrow
This KFC ad is something else https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKFZJU7bvaw
dusty mirage
stone swift
stone swift
stone swift
dusty mirage
The most single-braincell creature I've ever seen
dusty mirage
Random guy: "Hey officer, you look gorgeous! Can I have your number?" š„µ
Policewoman: "Sure, 911" š
ember dagger
lean oxide
tall skiff
lean oxide
dusty mirage
It's intentional, yep, there's no way
lean oxide
stone swift
stone swift
lean oxide
lean oxide
lean oxide
tulip cipher
I hate this man
timber blade
tulip cipher
So cute! ā¤ļø
stone swift
this is becoming the cat channel
I have the same reaction to beer
my fb feed is mostly cats
lean oxide
this is becoming the cat channel
All because of @tall skiff
stone swift
tall skiff
we love gambling
prime breach
this is becoming the cat channel
It's just you, cats, and spam copypasta now
granite radish
Officer Chad Thundercock in and out
granite radish
The Bogdan Problem
Bogdan: āWait a minute... wait a minute, wait weāve... can we calm down for just one minute? For less than one minute. Look, you look very much like you have wrong end of shit. Youāve got stuck in the stick... youāre up creek with paddle of crap! Look, look... how you say it? Iam here to help.
Lester Crest:Ā āThatās Codename Bogdan, Kill him!
Bogdan: āNo, kill me all you like... but stop lis-listen... listen, listen... listen, listen listen... listen, listen. (silence) Sure I would like to destroy America, control Russia... and destroy fabric of civilization as we know it... but these are all piping dreams. I am here to help solve real problem.
Lester Crest: āAnd whatās the real problem?ā
Bogdan: āYou... you are real problem. You are doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine Clifffy. Oh, cigarette, cigarette... (chuckles)(sighs) Now, listen... think about it... if you let... insecure little egomaniac play God... then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure little egomaniac. My Scientists have studied Cliffford... Clifford (Chuckles) is asshole.
Lester Crest: āThe AI is an asshole?ā
Bogdan: āExactly... and him and Quartz want us to kill each other.ā
Lester Crest:Ā āI donāt believe a word of it.ā
Bogdan:Ā āWell, how do I make this up?ā
Avon Quartz:Ā āHow indeed? Well, thank you Bogdan. Thank you, Mr. Crest... thank you, silent, psychotic peons... but this... this is where I say arrivederci... no, I mean get ready... I mean... this is where... Iām in charge... me and Cliffford. Go fuck yourselves, losers. Yes, losers.ā
Cliffford: āYes, weāre in charge... me and my Dad. Weāre in charge and this outdated, low tech submarine... will self destruct in thirty seconds.ā
Lester:Ā āI think youāve got to get outta there quickly!ā
Bogdan: ā Scuba gear by hatch over there... I have secret escape pod, good luck!ā
supple plover
hello captian
graceful bison
amber kelp
hello captian
shipoopi shipoopi
quick topaz
timber blade
hehe
normal jewel
Those who know.
granite radish
Yes, we know the server is dead/quiet. We've heard this before multiple times, repeatedly. Complaining about it won't magically summon activity, try starting an interesting conversation or let the server sit and be dead.
lean oxide
topaz garden
is that real
lean oxide
Indeed
round siren
Same
true gull
obtuse beacon
inland lake
tulip cipher
Rat
lean oxide
vivid heath
timber blade
@ashen badge
ruby niche
Fixes the problem when thereās one
stone swift
stone swift
lean oxide
light canopy
stone swift
stone swift
stealing that 
light canopy
stealing that <:chinese_shy:1268880076196286506>
foggy mango
heavy pulsar
Ahhh feels like old times. Itās good to have the gang back together again!
Letās just hope things donāt turn out like last time.
There he goes! What did I tell you Charles? Boy is as sour as week old milk. No wonder she didnāt stay with you, not even a retired two dollar whore would stay with you. Thatās the goddamn truth! You know you used to be decent company but now youāre worse than a snake with a toothache, all he does is whine whine whine.
EXCUSE ME?!
Oh donāt get all angry it aināt gonna change nothing. Youāre hopeless and I mean that literally, you got no hope. I mean look at you, look at this place! Your dream homeā¦ Iāve had better nightmares than this dream! āOh darling Abigail, Iāve changed, come live with me in an outhouse I wouldnāt ask my worst enemy to take a shit in!ā
Whatāre you trying to say??
Itās awful. Itās a dump. The house has gotta go. Get some self respect you miserable sack of shit, build a house that a lady would set foot in!
Place just needs a womanās touch.
It needs levelling. No woman would touch this place.
stone swift
icy plinth
lean oxide
So true
lean oxide
This is also true
Childhood low end pc -more fun
Adult high end pc- no fun
dusty mirage
There is a certain point where you have two slim arms, I'm living at that point right now
tall skiff
lean oxide
graceful bison
Me 28.7% of the day
stone swift
dusty mirage
I would join accompany the action with my hands
unkempt geyser
Imagine a very ugly person, a hideous person. They have a teenage lover, quite an attractive one, model-esque, they grow up together, and they grow together.
Suddenly this person goes from being ugly, to quite attractive, all due to the love and growth from his partner.
They are made for each other. They grow together, they make each other better, went through everything together. they have been there since Day 1.
No arguments, nothing. They get married, and continue a perfect relationship.
But one day, someone else comes around. Someone not quite as attractive, not quite as perfect, but more famous. Letās say, for analogyās sake, the Hawk Tuah girl is sniffing around this relationship.
Far from ugly, but not model-like, and has a lot of what they call ācloutā.
At first, it was nothing. But then it devolves into flirting, and eventually, it becomes an affair.
One day, his wife announces she is pregnant. Tears of joy, happiness, Instagram Posts, Baby Showers.
But admits all of that, this person is balancing 2 lives at once. This person isnāt as in love with her as his original partner, but he admires the success and PR he could get from her. He thinks it could catapult him as individual.
Eventually, he makes the decision to call a divorce during the peak to their relationship. Whilst expecting kids. And leaving her stranded. All to get with this āHawk Tuah Girlā.
His original lover is still a model, she will still be well off. But she is also the reason he is successful in the first place, he is the reason he went from rags to riches.
He made the decision to lose out on beauty, true love, all for some more attention.
That is the Trent Alexander Arnold situation, as an analogy. It is disgusting.
stone swift
unkempt geyser
graceful bison
Do your homework
graceful bison
Literally me
Vio how do you know me so well tf
Maybe thatās every high schooler
Nvm itās easy to guess
lean oxide
simple stump
simple stump
beginners on cayo trying to do it solo
icy plinth
Why it has to be kitten stuff 
?
icy plinth
Was my finest moments as noobšæ
stone swift
unkempt geyser
dusty mirage
The Backrooms
Explore the Luxury and Limitless Liminality
It's Only You... And You
chilly geyser
dusty mirage
I'll be home from battle when I finally escape from Satan's temptations
chilly geyser
I'll be home from battle when I finally escape from Satan's temptations
Your name is like marco polo
dusty mirage
Get too close, I got some killers with me that'll tell you
Hold up, hold up (tell ya)
Hold up, hold up (tell ya)
Hold up, hold up
heavy pulsar
Get too close, I got some killers with me that'll tell you
Hold up, hold up (tell ya)
Hold up, hold up (tell ya)
Hold up, hold up
heavy pulsar
Just saw it on tiktok š¹
granite radish
Yes, we know the server is dead/quiet. We've heard this before multiple times, repeatedly. Complaining about it won't magically summon activity, try starting an interesting conversation or let the server sit and be dead.
lean oxide
tall skiff
hehe
stone swift
lean oxide
tall skiff
https://tenor.com/view/pallas-cat-cat-tongue-tongue-out-tongue-sticking-out-gif-17349339388614495451
heavy pulsar
Yes, we know the server is dead/quiet. We've heard this before multiple times, repeatedly. Complaining about it won't magically summon activity, try starting an interesting conversation or let the server sit and be dead.
tall skiff
stone swift
stone swift
lean oxide
stone swift
lean oxide
So true
lean oxide
stone swift
stone swift
ikr
normal jewel
My car still has this.
lean oxide
stone swift
yes it's the best way
god damn it why do they sneak in ads like that
nevermind I will download the cat video and post it here manually
stone swift
final temple
These fathers are always complaining, saying that my music is bad for the kids.
Someone tell their pappy that Rolling said he don't give a shit
light canopy
These fathers are always complaining, saying that my music is bad for the kids.
...
Whatās this youāve said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and Iām the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Donāt you think you might be hurting someoneās feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and thatās just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldnāt, you didnāt, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. Youāre finally living, friend.
ivory crest
somber pagoda
light canopy
light canopy
Get terraria (very based)
final temple
Whatās this youāve said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top...
Can I speak to the manager
vital imp
Slay the Spire, Risk of Rain, The Binding of Isaac:Rebirth. Maaan
Theres a lot of goodies
Terraria as previously mentioned
amber kelp
Terraria as previously mentioned
sometimes i run š sometimes i hide š«£ sometimes im scared of you š±
granite radish
I'm dead skull (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common (like skibidi toilet, minecraft gyatts and that things kids ask nowadays) and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
amber kelp
???
But all I really want is to hold you tight š¤ treat you right. Be with you day āļø and night š baby all I need is time š
velvet hornet
Cloud saves only matter if you play on a different device. Minecraft and Phasmo requiring you to login before going offline is dumb af though.
obtuse beacon
potent merlin
Itās really annoying me with all of this stuff that theyāre doing now
All of the stupid cloud play bs and all of the precautions you now have to take to play games offline
icy plinth
All of the stupid cloud play bs and all of the precautions you now have to take ...
Gran turismo 7 be like šæ
ember dagger
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289294412370677760/1325868498005655722/A...
these AI man
they are getting way too good
storm heron
I'm dead skull (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasiz...
Whatās this youāve said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and Iām the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Donāt you think you might be hurting someoneās feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and thatās just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldnāt, you didnāt, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. Youāre finally living, friend.
light canopy
Whatās this youāve said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top...
Ahhh feels like old times. Itās good to have the gang back together again!
Letās just hope things donāt turn out like last time.
There he goes! What did I tell you Charles? Boy is as sour as week old milk. No wonder she didnāt stay with you, not even a retired two dollar whore would stay with you. Thatās the goddamn truth! You know you used to be decent company but now youāre worse than a snake with a toothache, all he does is whine whine whine.
EXCUSE ME?!
Oh donāt get all angry it aināt gonna change nothing. Youāre hopeless and I mean that literally, you got no hope. I mean look at you, look at this place! Your dream homeā¦ Iāve had better nightmares than this dream! āOh darling Abigail, Iāve changed, come live with me in an outhouse I wouldnāt ask my worst enemy to take a shit in!ā
Whatāre you trying to say??
Itās awful. Itās a dump. The house has gotta go. Get some self respect you miserable sack of shit, build a house that a lady would set foot in!
Place just needs a womanās touch.
It needs levelling. No woman would touch this place.
zinc elbow
Diddy
lean oxide
@zinc elbow
zinc elbow
wtf.
lean oxide
Did you finish the natlan archon quests or nah
Still have to finish but i already know what is gonna happen
lean oxide
Including me.
lean oxide
If they donāt make columbina playable
If capitano is playable columbina will not
Vice versa
tall skiff
lean oxide
lean oxide
tall skiff
om nom nom
tall skiff
big dog
coral raven
I noticed it has web feet
Now you're all looking at its feet thinking what I said was false
nimble berry
look at this fucking dog
Very cute dog
ember dagger
https://tenor.com/view/white-rat-white-nutria-big-rat-huge-rat-big-white-rat-gif...
Nice car
light yarrow
Chat is this a reasonable crashout? (He bombed me with an akula while I was stationary and missed twice ina row.)
I also said "I have a fucking american express centurion card do you know who the fuck I am?" and he replied with "Why? You don't know your own name?"
that was the bit before this
that's just the maximum I can scroll up on the chat
attached is an image of it \for refernce
Dm me if you want to know the entire exchange
final temple
They're a maneater, they'll eat you
light yarrow
Please validate me
vivid heath
what video game is that
light yarrow
what video game is that
GTA
pseudo galleon
never heard of it
tall skiff
lean oxide
prime breach
cats and catposting
prime breach
We should ban cats for one day and see what happens. Every cat post gets them muted for 24 hrs
lean oxide
We should ban cats for one day and see what happens. Every cat post gets them mu...
Bahahaha
You'll only see useless texts
light canopy
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in āadvancedā countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in āadvancedā countries. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We canāt predict any of that.
stone swift
lean oxide
stone swift
stone swift
celest pagoda
Oh man
noble hamlet
stone swift
tall skiff
good mechanic
lean oxide
humble yew
These two boutta fuck something up
carmine patrol
will 5090 require a seperate electric bill
The RTX5090 will required a dedicated AC unit.
carmine patrol
for 5090 how loud it will be
<insert A10 Warthog Jet Engine startup gif>
pseudo galleon
We should ban cats for one day and see what happens. Every cat post gets them mu...
i agree only change the 24 hours to permanent
prime breach
^
lean oxide
stone swift
lean oxide
Lmao
prime breach
vital imp
The RTX5090 will required a dedicated AC unit.
Sub-zero cooling
lean oxide
tall skiff
tulip cipher
lean oxide
Chilling
stone swift
I love to see cats on windows
tall skiff
just a chill guy
granite radish
just a chill guy
Who dgaf
lean oxide
noo I hate the chill guy meme
Cringe
stone swift
it's not even funny
stone swift
tall skiff
stone swift
tall skiff
tall skiff
oh ive seen him, bear crazy
stone swift
lean oxide
oh ive seen him, bear crazy
Yes
stone swift
granite radish
Is this a cyberpunk reference
lean oxide
light canopy
lean oxide
light canopy
dapper latch
final temple
I want her offering
icy plinth
You monster šæ
normal jewel
https://www.instagramez.com/p/DEiUzLYpHyH/
icy plinth
hushed cave
I saw this meme in 2015
prime breach
ooooh yesss, i fear this, always. I do the tiniest little sliver so I can check before I open it
it's scary when it catches the edge of the cardboard and wants to just launch
lyric badge
frosty walrus
<@994495289522126878> you are unfunny
u can call me unfunny pal but im a chill guy
lean oxide
u can call me unfunny pal but im a chill guy
lyric badge
tall skiff
lean oxide
dapper latch
amber kelp
Things are getting too spicy for the pepper š¤Ø
dapper latch
wet isle
light canopy
Why you spank people, it's so cruel 
stone swift
this should be a sticker
lean oxide
this should be a sticker
Yes
lean oxide
light canopy
latent crest
we'd always have a robin around here SCREAMING 14h a day and my mum got so sick of it š š i think a cat eventually caught them
we've had another one yesterday doing the exact same thing
hushed cave
lean oxide
Lmao
tawdry shell
š
naive cloud
We need a zoopals sticker
tawdry shell
While attending a secret Skibidi Toilet dance-off in the middle of a haunted forest, I was suddenly challenged by a breakdancing toilet brush to a battle for the fate of all bathroom supplies.
tawdry shell
While attending a secret Skibidi Toilet dance-off in the middle of a haunted for...
In the heat of the Skibidi Toilet showdown, the toilet brush summoned a squad of synchronized plungers, and just as I was about to unleash my ultimate move, a mysterious toilet paper roll descended from the sky, declaring itself the true ruler of the bathroom realm.
tawdry shell
In the heat of the Skibidi Toilet showdown, the toilet brush summoned a squad of...
As the toilet paper roll began spinning in mid-air, it revealed its secret identity as the legendary Flushmaster, and with a flick of its perforated edge, summoned a tidal wave of soap suds that flooded the entire bathroom, forcing me to team up with the dancing plunger army to reclaim the throne.
celest pagoda
Where is the funny
vivid heath
hushed cave
heavy pulsar
vivid heath
prime breach
I literally had to wait because tapping a video on mobile to access the seek bar just freezes it
inland lake
prime breach
Just delivered an Infernus last night š„
inland lake
on EVERYBODY SOUL except mine we HAVE DELIVERED ALL THESE VEHICLES
prime breach
I didn't even want to deliver it. I was just having a nice time driving around the city, saw it, then got the cops
Drove around for like 5 minutes before I finally took it to LS then simeon
clever mantle
you're welcome
icy plinth
lean oxide
Bahahaha
icy plinth
Biggest truth i ever seen today 
lean oxide
Yeah high levels have some weirdest dressing style
lean oxide
icy plinth
I am low level
icy plinth
https://tenor.com/view/masayuki-suzuki-kaibutsu-monster-style-gif-25043951
Tony prince before nightclubs become a thing
light canopy
light canopy
Tony prince before nightclubs become a thing
Hansom shitposting now?
icy plinth
Hansom shitposting now?
Check my resume
light canopy
No u
light canopy
Getting all the possible roles
icy plinth
Getting all the possible roles
This is harder than fleeca job 
light canopy
icy plinth
When hansom meets wolsome .
The circle is complete 
ivory crest
light canopy
1956 is when the crusades happened
tall skiff
stone swift
I tried
lean oxide
No she didn't block you
lean oxide
Oh
dapper latch
stone swift
light canopy
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
timber lotus
Me remembering the second amendment šš¤£š
dapper latch
Holy yap
dapper latch
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast sectio...
Do people actually like warm milk
I like drinking my milk freezing cold
timber lotus
Do people actually like warm milk
Warm milk is a natural way to provide your body with melatonin, a drug that promotes sleep
vivid heath
fortnite battle pass
timber lotus
Thatās why babies get warm milk sometimes if they canāt sleep
dapper latch
I will sleeo either way so if dont matter
timber lotus
I like warm milk too if I canāt sleep
dapper latch
I like raw milk
timber lotus
I like raw milk
Raw diabetes? š¤Ø
dapper latch
Genuinely its better for you. Only if bought from a trusted farmer with grass fed cows
Raw milk is more nutritional. It contains enzymes and some other shit I dont remember
timber lotus
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast sectio...
Iām also in bed by 11PM usually
Depends if I have work to do
dapper latch
I usually go to bed at 10:30
Unless theres a football game
From barcelona or any champions leagues game
dapper latch
Raw diabetes? š¤Ø<:KEKW:730356155074871407>
It doesn't cause diabetes. It causes salmonella and e coli or something I cant remember what. But if its from 100% grass fed cows then the milk is pretty much safe to drink without pasteurizating it
light canopy
https://tenor.com/view/walter-hartwell-white-sr-walter-hartwell-breaking-bad-mem...
Ahhh feels like old times. Itās good to have the gang back together again!
Letās just hope things donāt turn out like last time.
There he goes! What did I tell you Charles? Boy is as sour as week old milk. No wonder she didnāt stay with you, not even a retired two dollar whore would stay with you. Thatās the goddamn truth! You know you used to be decent company but now youāre worse than a snake with a toothache, all he does is whine whine whine.
EXCUSE ME?!
Oh donāt get all angry it aināt gonna change nothing. Youāre hopeless and I mean that literally, you got no hope. I mean look at you, look at this place! Your dream homeā¦ Iāve had better nightmares than this dream! āOh darling Abigail, Iāve changed, come live with me in an outhouse I wouldnāt ask my worst enemy to take a shit in!ā
Whatāre you trying to say??
Itās awful. Itās a dump. The house has gotta go. Get some self respect you miserable sack of shit, build a house that a lady would set foot in!
Place just needs a womanās touch.
It needs levelling. No woman would touch this place.
dapper latch
dapper latch
Ahhh feels like old times. Itās good to have the gang back together again!
Letā...
Sounds like youre quoting a book, unfortunately I myself dont know much about books
timber lotus
It doesn't cause diabetes. It causes salmonella and e coli or something I cant r...
Yes but with all the additional chemicals youād likely be safer drinking those chemicals
dapper latch
To be honest
Weve been drinking raw milk for years in my family
We never had issues
Probably because we buy it from my fathers friend which has 3 cows which he grass feeds
dapper latch
Probably because we buy it from my fathers friend which has 3 cows which he gras...
And I never really trusted processed store products to be honest. Our fruits and vegetables we buy from a local farmers market
And bread we make ourselves
light canopy
https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-eepy-cat-eepy-kitten-eepy-gif-81869114749933519...
You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of natureās perfection.
All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually itāll be too much to bear - youāll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment.
Theyāll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.
tall skiff
dapper latch
All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in...
Is this a book
Im really asking
light canopy
Is this a book
lyric badge
stone swift
light canopy
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.
rapid lance
Theyāll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.
stone swift
lum u changed ur avataar?
light canopy
lum u changed ur avataar?
stone swift
light canopy
arura
light canopy
it's ok I'm just a guy who's a lumbago for fun
stone swift
light canopy
also I am a complete stranger yk
stone swift
celest pagoda
Then they dont have half the stuff on the site
celest pagoda
I dislike restaurants pike that because first i need internet connection which means i have to ask for wifi password
lean oxide
Awww
stone swift
granite radish
Skate park, skateboarders
The fuck
Why would they deter them
If it's a location for people to skateboard
prisma knoll
I dislike restaurants pike that because first i need internet connection which m...
Restaurants like that exist...? Never ever in my life i have seen a restaurant only have their menu online
nimble berry
I dislike restaurants pike that because first i need internet connection which m...
"just use data"
round sable
timber lotus
Lmfaooo
amber kelp
Lmfaooo
Oh no! It's Ninny-poo!
Schooby-doopy-doo wap-wa
My name is Angela
And you are not
Nanette Manoir is a stuck up jerk face snot!
chilly geyser
Me as someone knocking on 30 with Kingdom Hearts š¤£
granite radish
Cyberpunk 2077Ā is a 2020Ā action role-playing gameĀ developed by the Polish studioĀ CD Projekt RedĀ and published byĀ CD Projekt. Based onĀ Mike Pondsmith'sĀ CyberpunkĀ tabletop game series, the plot is set in the fictionalĀ metropolisĀ of Night City,Ā California, within theĀ dystopianĀ CyberpunkĀ universe.
timber blade
lean oxide
Ahh yes 2gb ddr2 rams sticks
round sable
how Do i post ?
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
mint jewel
how Do i post ?
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordā¢ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordā¢ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
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timber blade
how Do i post ?
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
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dapper latch
how Do i post ?
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
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dapper latch
carmine patrol
how Do i post ?
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
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vivid heath
carmine patrol
Broooooo is that Murdii!?
carmine patrol
Ditto, king. Always glad to see the gigachad showed up
Do you think a vaporeon would squish like that, or would it just pop into a puddle?
round sable
vaporeon
stone swift
lean oxide
vital imp
Car
stone swift
round sable
coral raven
what is catnip
lean oxide
what is catnip
addictive substance that drives cats crazy and their minds feels relaxed after inhaling it
coral raven
I see
lean oxide
scenic prawn
coral raven
thats where my mind was going too lol
light canopy
inland lake
did yall deliver those vehicles to simeon today
you'd better
or he'll come for you
final temple
I don't wanna do this anymore.