memes-and-shitposting

[tranquil hemlock]

what

[young rain]

the fbi announcer is the same actor who plays shepherd in the mw reboot games

mw2 2022 and mw3 2023

[upper vigil]

So long ago...

[sour patio]

Figured

[plush tangle]

When someone threatens to leak the group chat:

[potent merlin]

I see it 😨

[primal hound]

@sleek pecan thie channel more fitting cuz ur whole lifes a joke

[sleek pecan]

anime pfp btw

[primal hound]

aw hell nah

this anime is older than you

dont talk about crap bro

i bet you listen to andrew tate podcasts

[radiant tree]

if u were on my place u would understand
yeah because he has no money 🤣

[primal hound]

"we must wake up working hard and sleep working hard"

[sleek pecan]

MAN WHAT I DO ITS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE BALD MAN SAYS

[primal hound]

yeah he dates woman and pays for their dates 😂😂😂😂

[sleek pecan]

i do not work hard

[nimble berry]

You should

[primal hound]

?????

are you proud of heing a spoiled brat

[radiant tree]

we know.

[sleek pecan]

u talk like every date cost like 150$

[nimble berry]

Who even are yall

[primal hound]

bro so when u take ur girl out on a date

[nimble berry]

[radiant tree]

we are all in a gta server 💀

[nimble berry]

Is this drama

[primal hound]

you feed her mcdonalds french fries or sum

[nimble berry]

This better not be drama

[primal hound]

i am lecturing this young man into manhood

[proud echo]

i prefer men 🙌🏽

[nimble berry]

Cuz I'll help you find a new server to drama in

[sleek pecan]

u think i take girls to restaurants?

this shit is driving me crazy

[nimble berry]

It's red and named Ban Appeals

[radiant tree]

we think "you" do nothing, but your parents do it for you with the money

[primal hound]

so how do u go on dates

[proud echo]

there's always cooking 🤷🏽‍♂️

[primal hound]

ohhhhhhhhhh

[radiant tree]

so what this conversation is is not allowed even here? i have no idea tbh

[primal hound]

i get it now

[median knot]

Bro the thing is you can get a normal paying job at 17

[primal hound]

ur "girlfriends" are online

[sleek pecan]

no

[primal hound]

fortnite gfs

[nimble berry]

Please take your Drama to DMs

[primal hound]

it isn't drama we cool baby

[primal hound]

if you're a girl i sincerely apologise

[long pasture]

It prolly is sadly

[nimble berry]

Is it?

[primal hound]

nah

[sleek pecan]

i could tell u what i do

[median knot]

Lol

[sleek pecan]

but saying the places

[nimble berry]

@sleek pecan is this "all cool"

[sleek pecan]

ye

[nimble berry]

[primal hound]

hes making bad decisions in life i am teaching him

[median knot]

Bro where do you live

[sleek pecan]

hes my friend

[primal hound]

yeah we go way back

[sleek pecan]

chile

[median knot]

Alr

[primal hound]

we used to ding ding ditch our paralysed neighbour

[sleek pecan]

so, what i do is

[nimble berry]

If it's not we're just a ping away

[median knot]

Btw at 18 I bought myself a car

[nimble berry]

Sweet dreams chirren

[radiant tree]

dont worry, its not just all 1 sided shit talking the poor guy 🤣

[median knot]

And that was my frst car

[primal hound]

what a goat

[radiant tree]

i got mine at 17 😄

[primal hound]

please enlighten me

[median knot]

You bought your own?

[primal hound]

you date a girl then you take her to starbucks

[radiant tree]

yeah ofc, imagine even allowing your parents to buy you a car 💀
thats just deadly to your soul

[primal hound]

i feel like a loser

i drive my dads car

i promise i can buy my own car

[median knot]

W's

[radiant tree]

yeah but thats not that big of a deal, just saving money
thats completely different to being bought one

[primal hound]

and i will i am just looking for cars

me personally i really want an E36 m3

but a cool car doesnt mean its convenient

[median knot]

Yea man it's nice you are not letting your parents buy you one

[radiant tree]

niiiiiiiiiice, great car

[median knot]

Nice

[primal hound]

i am working hard bro i am tryna be a doctor fr

med school 😦

[radiant tree]

in uk car insurance be deadly 💀

[primal hound]

i speak eagle

thank you vefy much

[proud echo]

what part you from?

[radiant tree]

england

[sleek pecan]

first of all, i know when a girl is from my city, cause here they put "temuco" "tco" in their ig bio, so i like some stories of her, and they like it back so ik if they want some shit or nah, then i would put some story with some interaction emoji "🗣️" which means if someone who see my story wanna talk, and i know that the girl wanna talk cuz they liked my story, so we start to talk and then we get to a point when we agree to go to a place right in my city cause its the most famous one

[proud echo]

like north london, west London, south or

[radiant tree]

oh, south i guess

[radiant tree]

not even meeting irl but from ig 💀

[primal hound]

oi ma8

[sleek pecan]

so, we met in that place and the girls here are prolly the most

[primal hound]

bro meets his women from.ig

[proud echo]

I was raised in Hackney north London bur moved when I was 12 to aus

[median knot]

What we're your first cars

[sleek pecan]

easy woman in all the world

[plush tangle]

Boeing engineers:

[primal hound]

i hope one day one of those "girls" you meet on ig is a big black oily man about to beat you up

[sleek pecan]

then i met them irl, whats the matter

[median knot]

Yoooo

[radiant tree]

nice, which do you prefer

[sleek pecan]

theres no such a thing like big black oily man in my country

[primal hound]

do you know how to fight?

[primal hound]

big white oily man then

[radiant tree]

🤣

[median knot]

My frst car was 2016 lexus es hybrid

[sleek pecan]

i do jiu jitsu

[proud echo]

aus see more cars here tbh

[sleek pecan]

but idk man

[radiant tree]

damn, thats pretty good

[sleek pecan]

with someone like 100kg im prolly getting smashed

[primal hound]

learn boxing or muai thay or anything dude

jiu jitsu is so bad

[sleek pecan]

and dead

[median knot]

I had 25k budget

[sleek pecan]

i have fun, thats the important thing

[median knot]

I got one for 21k

[primal hound]

you wont be havjnb fun when someone hits your girl in public and you're getting your ahh kicked

[radiant tree]

i dont even drive my first car because of insurance 💀
buying a car isnt the problem even, its insuring it lol

[sleek pecan]

like i told u

[median knot]

Btw I don't have insurance

[sleek pecan]

its like a completely different world, i see things that happen in the us

[radiant tree]

[primal hound]

it can happen anywhere

[sleek pecan]

girls cheating in like a daily basis

that shit doesnt happen here

[primal hound]

wdym? bloodborne invented gatling gums

[median knot]

Hey grass

[radiant tree]

still here

[primal hound]

can i touch his...

[muted harness]

Can you stop yapping and post memes you fucking shoe

[sleek pecan]

and ill prolly know when a girl got a bf cause most of em put the first letter in their bio

[radiant tree]

no

[median knot]

What's your job profile

[sleek pecan]

its a discord channel man not that deep

[radiant tree]

im not really "employed" i guess
so nothing lmao

[primal hound]

buddy

[steel sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/cold-ones-egg-shades-manual-positive-gif-21992589

[median knot]

I am a Senior Regional Manager In goodyear tyres

[sleek pecan]

but tbh i never thought of having a serious relationship rn cause is hard to trust someone

[radiant tree]

🤣 that sounds so similar

[radiant tree]

damn nice

[sleek pecan]

in this generation, and i say it from the experience

and cause im a piece of shit with woman sometimes too

[median knot]

Bro you're 17 what experience do you have

[sleek pecan]

having relationships with women(?

[median knot]

Ohh i dont have that

Experience at all

[radiant tree]

imagine having experience?

[median knot]

I have work experience

[radiant tree]

thats all thats important 💸

[sleek pecan]

work? idk wth is that

[median knot]

Ask your parents

[radiant tree]

PARENTS WITH MONEY? THATS ALL I NEED 🤑

imagine working

[median knot]

Am gonna be the parent with money

[sleek pecan]

so ur gonna give ur son money

[radiant tree]

parent with money, that doesnt give it out

[median knot]

I am till he is 16

[sleek pecan]

so why is weird when my parents give me money?????

[radiant tree]

because your 17, grow up

[median knot]

Cause you are 17

At 16 most people start earning

[sleek pecan]

in the fucking us

[median knot]

And you loosing fucking virgenity

[proud echo]

in us it's mainly ccs

[radiant tree]

whats the difference 🤔

[granite radish]

Ok this is a lie

[steel sleet]

Are we drama posting?

[granite radish]

This certainly ain't true

[median knot]

What's a lie

[sleek pecan]

u should travel here and live it

or another country outside ours

yours*

[radiant tree]

idk where tf that even is 💀

[radiant tree]

and whats the difference?
i mean if i want i dont have to work for the next 5 years, its a choice

country doesnt make a difference

[median knot]

Guys you know me and my father are in the same job position

[sleek pecan]

idk man but here is not weird, i know a lot of people that do the same thing

[radiant tree]

its not about it being weird

[sleek pecan]

and if i were in ur position i prolly think that too

[median knot]

If I ask @sleek pecan what position are you in rn that makes you think like that what would it be

[sleek pecan]

and im from a family that never have problems with money, so i never have the mindset of "damn i cant wait to make money"

[sleek pecan]

which in a 3 world country isnt the normal thing

[median knot]

My parents make 240k a year

So am comfortablr

Comfortable

[sleek pecan]

its a dif currency

[median knot]

Dollars

[sleek pecan]

if i told u what my parents makes in dollars u prolly think that is

[radiant tree]

ok how much

[granite radish]

Randall, there's a drive by outside
We live in CHICAGO
You're gonna find drive bys outside

[median knot]

Man I worked since I was 16

[sleek pecan]

idk like the avg guy in us, which is way more money than the avg guy in my country

[median knot]

I was not spoiled

[sleek pecan]

like 40/50k

[radiant tree]

total? or each

[sleek pecan]

total

to put in

on perspective

[radiant tree]

damn, bharun's dad be making 5x your whole family 🤣

[sleek pecan]

with 70 million u can buy a really nice house

[radiant tree]

whats 70m

like 200k?

[sleek pecan]

70k

[radiant tree]

nah probably more

oh 70k

💀

a nice house for 70k? god damn

[median knot]

Our household income is 240k +180k

[sleek pecan]

and i know that the houses on the us

are damn expensive

[median knot]

They are man

[sleek pecan]

and more if the state is new york or states like that

[median knot]

Am is Colorado

[radiant tree]

a house? whats that 🤣
thats how expensive they are

[median knot]

Mn the houses here are expensive

[sleek pecan]

with the price of the avg house or apartment on new york, here u could do prolly a mansion

[median knot]

True

[sleek pecan]

what are the houses on ny, like 300k?

[radiant tree]

chile you said?

[sleek pecan]

ye

[radiant tree]

what the fuck is that 🤣
a straight line?

[median knot]

300k is 1bhk

[radiant tree]

looking on google maps

that is no country

[sleek pecan]

small ahh country

[radiant tree]

no wonder houses are cheap then

[sleek pecan]

its the most large one i think(?

vertically

[radiant tree]

russia?

looks bigger

[sleek pecan]

large, not bigger

[radiant tree]

vertically, at least on google maps

[median knot]

Btw guys me and my father are is the same job position

[sleek pecan]

what u dad do

[median knot]

He is a senior regional manager
And I am a senior regional manager

[sleek pecan]

idk whats that

[radiant tree]

how old are you?

[median knot]

20

[radiant tree]

damn

not bad at all

[sleek pecan]

how tall are u

both of u

[radiant tree]

"not bad", thats really fucking good lmao

[median knot]

My father is in BKT tyres
Am in GoodYeae tyres

[radiant tree]

no idea what they are apart from "tyres" 🤣

[sleek pecan]

i always thought that the height outside here is way bigger

[median knot]

Am 6.3 my father idk around 5.10

[sleek pecan]

whats that on cm

[median knot]

Feet

[radiant tree]

like 190-200

i think

[sleek pecan]

im like 180

[radiant tree]

185-195 maybe that is not sure exactly

[median knot]

Jice

[sleek pecan]

181 with my af1

[median knot]

I manage the Colorado region and my father also manages the Colorado region

[sleek pecan]

184* that shoes have a big ass platform

[radiant tree]

nice

[median knot]

In dif companies

[sleek pecan]

yo where the fuck is the other guy

[radiant tree]

idk he dipped ages ago 💀

[sleek pecan]

i was thinking that u were him

[median knot]

I mean my father is in BKT tyres and am in GoodYear tyres

The difference between me and my fathers salary is the avg salary in the US

[sleek pecan]

no, i was refering that u were the other guy

[median knot]

Ohh

[sleek pecan]

u are HIM, but not him

[median knot]

Ok but the war stopped?

[serene nest]

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[nimble rover]

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[nimble rover]

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[serene nest]

tyty

[wet isle]

What's Hammood spelled backwards

[plain flame]

doommaH

[humble yew]

Yes

[plucky idol]

Read my name

[robust estuary]

Read your own name, pal

[wet isle]

DommAh balls fit in your mouth

[ivory kestrel]

Doctor who tea moment

[sour patio]

Two vocaloids staying at the Hatsune Crab, what a touching scene!

[stone swift]

no, this is miku!

[sour patio]

Uh, miku, thats the name of the restaurant

[potent merlin]

jdafdj lvlcxkjv

sad

dsa

🇺 🇫

[granite radish]

The engineers knew exactly what their objective was: to make the new 911 GT2 RS the most powerful Porsche for the road. Objective achieved. The water-cooled six-cylinder bi-turbo Boxer engine with four-valve technology, variable turbine geometry (VTG) and VarioCam Plus delivers its power through the rear axle. From a displacement of 3,600 cm3, it generates an enormous 456 kW (620 hp) at an engine speed of 6,500 rpm. The maximum torque of 700 Nm is available from 2,250 rpm. From 0 to 100 km/h (62 mph) takes just 3.5 seconds. To 200 km/h (124 mph) only 9.8 seconds, and to 300 km/h (186 mph) just 28.9 seconds. Maximum boost pressure is not reached until a speed of 330 km/h (205 mph). The weight-to-power ratio that is essential for this kind of performance is just 2.21 kg/hp. A consistent supply of oil to the engine – even at high cornering speeds – is achieved using a dry sump lubrication system with a separate engine oil reservoir. The oil is cooled by an oil-water heat exchanger

[hushed cave]

It takes the 911 the same amount of time to get to 200mph than it does for my car to get to 60

[nimble berry]

Over 30 seconds?

[hushed cave]

Nah not really just joking but it feels like that

[nimble berry]

lmao

[hushed cave]

More like 11 sec

[nimble berry]

I could never own a car that slow

My Chevy Sonic did 0-60 in 9.8

[hushed cave]

It's a nippy little thing, a whopping 63 hp

[nimble berry]

And that was a 102hp 4 cyl

[nimble berry]

Oh that's uh...what do you drive

[hushed cave]

Peugeot 107

Cheap to run, and the speed isn't a deal breaker cause it's mostly city driving, and when you go on the motorway you just use a lower gear

All speed problems solved by dropping a gear

[nimble berry]

It's a very city car yesyes

[hushed cave]

Yeah

Still like 70mpg at highway speeds tho I think

[nimble berry]

477 miles on a tank no car here gets that

[nimble berry]

Holy christ

Hybrid?

[hushed cave]

Just petrol

Gas

[nimble berry]

Wow

That's really good

[hushed cave]

Yeah it is tbf, for a car nearly as old as I am

[nimble berry]

I get 30 mpg at best

But that's just an entirely different class

[hushed cave]

Usual Peugeot's aren't as good, but this one was made by Citroen and Toyota, it was a Collab

So the engine is Japanese

[nimble berry]

That's even more insulting. Cars in the US didnt get that efficient until the 2010s

[hushed cave]

So it all makes sense really, reliable

[hushed cave]

Oh lol this one's 2007

[nimble berry]

Still

The only way to get 70mpg here in the US is a hybrid

[hushed cave]

Yeah cause the states don't import cars do they

Or rarely

[nimble berry]

Idk maybe

[vivid heath]

the

[prime breach]

Our SUV gets 13 mpg highway 😃

[hushed cave]

Honestly if there was a Diesel version of my car it'd probably be even higher, diesels are meant to be pretty efficient

[celest pagoda]

Hate to say it but guys pls #transportation

[hushed cave]

[round sable]

muh car talk

[humble yew]

[sour patio]

(Don't lower your tone )

[upper vigil]

Do you get bonus points for both?

[granite radish]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

Me after losing all my shit in MWZ forcing myself to grind contracts and strongholds again

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-horse-white-horse-othered-crazy-gif-6441424222580283375

[upper vigil]

Or... hear me out...

Run into T3 with lvl 1 items and be a real one

(I've done it on several occasions)

(I survived few of them)

[granite radish]

I've seen youtubers go straight to tier 1 and do either outlast or deliver cargo contracts since it's basically so easy

Even without max pap weapons

Or good gear

[upper vigil]

the part that sucks Is I run solo so... :3 (If I die the dog better save me or hes not getting fed again (In zombie souls of course))

[lean oxide]

nice

nice

[sour patio]

nice

niCe

[lean oxide]

Get some funny memes senty

Im bored

[clever mantle]

[lean oxide]

@serene nest

[upper vigil]

Technically... Paul is here forever

[lean oxide]

Fr

[upper vigil]

Paul... IS THAT A CAT HOLDING A COSMO BROWNIE??

[lean oxide]

Yes

[upper vigil]

Mhm (Im not calling them cosmic)

[lucid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/plinko-you-plinko-gif-26501962

[lean oxide]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C8199CTt3HB/?igsh=MWQ3azVuZHpvbWhwaw==

[stone swift]

[sour patio]

What a distance

[robust estuary]

Hi paul

But you couldve brought extra brownies

[cosmic ember]

https://tenor.com/view/german-dance-party-cheer-yeah-party-gif-15733452

[lucid merlin]

interesting gif choice

[coral raven]

Reminds me of those old youtube comments about bob

[lean oxide]

Fe

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783198503760298004/1272274277822894110/12cac88b3fe146deb339ecf947f53701_311675358_501914335177299_488214969025049136_n.mp4?ex=66ba6141&is=66b90fc1&hm=832a72bcabd7a666e272853bfb932bbdf36dba95fcc123edbe199fab7951505b&

@clever pilot

[thorny merlin]

What show is that from with Jeremy Clarkson

Grand tour? Top Gear?

Other?

[clever pilot]

Me AF.

(Most of them dispersed by now, it’s a lot more German and Hungarian folk now)

[manic sierra]

The Grand Tour

[sharp linden]

JJ WENTWORTH

877 CASH NOW

IM DEGRADING THE CHAT QUALITY ON PRUPOSE

BUT THIS IS SHITPOSTING SO WHATEVER

[potent merlin]

somewhat dead

[sharp linden]

HELLO

DIE4CAM

DIE4CAM

THE BEST DIE4CAM IN THE WORLD

who has peter grffin job

who has peter grffin job

I KNOW I DO

LOLGRLGTLRGLRLGTLL6L

Oh my god

I love LEGALLY TROLLING

/e dance

HUH?

IS THAT A COW DANCING ON A DRYWALL DOING THE HALRMNM SHAKE?

WOMP WOMP

[potent merlin]

what's up

[sharp linden]

OMG

ITS YOU

btw

you casn troll

can*

just not in

community

etc

enjoy legal trolling

in memes and shitposting

I'M A TROLL GUYS

MIGHT AS WELL BAN ME!

LMFAO

[vivid heath]

Please try to be funny

[sharp linden]

im trolling

its legal in here

[humble yew]

Spamming and trolling are very different

U suck at funny too

[delicate pasture]

10/10 in the stupid contest though.

[vivid heath]

a horse walks into a bar
the bartender says "wow, a horse"

[prime breach]

HAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂🤣😆

Man, you crack me up sometimes

[thorny merlin]

Oh ok

[hushed cave]

Um, what the heavens??

[hushed cave]

Two blonds walk into a bar
You think one of them would've seen it

[round sable]

erm, what the sigma?

[granite radish]

Erm, what the scallop?

[sour patio]

There he goes what id tell you charles? Boy is as sour as week old milk, no wonder she didn't stay with ya, not even a retired $2 girl would stay with you, and that's the goddamn truth, now you used to be decent company but now you're worse than a snake with a tooth ache all he does is whine whine, oh don't get all angry about it, ain't like it gonna change nothing, you're hopeless and I mean that literally you've got no hope, look at this place! Your dream home, I've had worser nightmares than this place, oh darling Abigail I've changed, come live with me in am outhouse I wouldn't let my worst enemy take a shit in, its awful, its a dump, the house, its gyatta go, it needs leveling, no woman would ever touch this place

[azure shadow]

lol

[nimble berry]

Lol

[sour patio]

Erm, what in the nine holy hells of merkenstein yappalvania is this?

[old bough]

Haha good one

[cloud raven]

Hi

[sour patio]

My name is Soggy Mango Neptunia Neptune

[bronze shoal]

Wanted to check mine but i just remembered that it just came back from a service💀

i gotta clean this shit tho

[vital imp]

She won, but at what cost?

[hexed oracle]

Probably several thousand dollars if this was in the US

[vital imp]

i guess

[bronze shoal]

that reminds me of that Olympic Pole jumper

[lyric badge]

If you were that guy would you rather have the medal or the story

[bronze shoal]

Honestly

[lyric badge]

I mean with the story you can also say "so I would've gotten the medal"

[bronze shoal]

true

never thought of that

[vital imp]

Lost the battle, won the war

[cloud dawn]

||I promise, he's actually just mashing his keyboard while playing a FNAF minigame.||

[coral raven]

name my cat

[hushed cave]

Chronic bilateral thracic back pain

[hushed cave]

""

[tight herald]

Could’ve Taylor swift save the Soviet union ?

The Soviet had leadership problems

And they did a ton of carbon emissions

[tight herald]

So she fits this part perfectly

[tight herald]

WAR MACHINE

AIRCRAFT CARRIER

[sharp linden]

uhh

I love trolling

legally

[lean oxide]

Megatron the orbit crushing mechanical automatic machine

[woven spire]

what car is that

[sharp linden]

STFU

[wide nymph]

Can someone make me a gta 5 related youtube pfp?

[stiff aurora]

get a screenshot of your charakter in a pose you like, than crop it so it would fit as a pfp

[wide nymph]

Yeah but I would like something original

[sudden maple]

https://vxtwitter.com/Kama_Kamilia/status/1822969484371480857

@wary notch @sweet knoll have a laugh

(THIS IS DISINFO)

[humble yew]

Russian warship, go fuck yourself

They tried this during the Iraq war, claiming sas were running disruptive ops dressed as insurgents

Anywhere they can blame or shame the west, even if not true

I am not a big fan of British imperialism, but keep the facts straight

[sudden maple]

dude

read my post again and carefully

and maybe see the actual images

[azure flume]

guys a rival mc raided my mc business in real life, i can't just go get the cargo back like in game and i had to shoot the witnesses in the head, any thoughts?

[sweet knoll]

The SBS is in Kursk on these bad boys

[normal jewel]

HAMMOND YOU BLEEDING IDIOT!

[sudden maple]

The Toybota strikes again

[round sable]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gear-jeremy-clarkson-james-gif-8140001

[humble yew]

Js, they are shameless

[tender jackal]

cirrhosis

[wary notch]

Lmao

[hexed frost]

jesus CHRIST shes going to hell

thats so fucked holy crap

[upper vigil]

Chat. Is this the original technical aqua?

[bronze shoal]

A Hyundai SUV😢

[nimble berry]

A what

Is that like something somalis use

Truck looks fonni tho. Def something I would buy

[upper vigil]

...

I forgot 💀

@nimble berry look in #gta-vehicles

Can't put stuff here without the role, but its that

[vivid heath]

t

[carmine patrol]

Holy shit, is that the real Murdii!?

[nimble berry]

Why, I dislike GTA as a game greatly

[upper vigil]

😞 so real honestly

[nimble berry]

But yes I saw the funny technical

[upper vigil]

Yipeee

[nimble berry]

Fortnite shitpost

[sour patio]

Suberdruck

[sour patio]

Imagine listening to that music on loop 😭

[clever mantle]

You just gave the goverment a great torture idea

[bronze shoal]

nah bro just gave Mr. Beast a new idea💀

[sour patio]

Cool! 😊

[carmine patrol]

I one ear, they play Iggy Azalea and Cardi B. In the other, it's the one line from Baby Shark on constant loop, but it's the nighcore version. On the screen in front you is the Borderlands Movie, but the audio is mixed in both ears, and exactly 0.75 seconds out of sync.

Meanwhile, a tiny mallet is bonking your kneecaps to the beat of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"

[clever mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-tek-knight-the-boys-disappointed-distress-gif-5646634511521594563

[bronze shoal]

the cut boutta go crazy 😤

[upper vigil]

(Bunker suvival estimation rate: 2%)

[wide nymph]

so can anyone?

[sudden maple]

https://x.com/CanadianKobzar/status/1823112255837479115

Кобзар 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇪 (@CanadianKobzar) on X

Ukrainians are giving restaurants reviews in Kursk. 🤣

Twitter · Aug 12, 2024, 9:40 PM

@sweet knoll but muh tank

[hexed oracle]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/886GNobGuEgEee6xDZLWB7AHw5HIn2zNdM3SmBk9jOg/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/GUw5zYQXgAAHKiU.jpg%3Alarge?format=webp&width=688&height=1046

I need it

[shut prairie]

Bottom house is straight pimpin

[cosmic ember]

Depending on when you were a kid thay top house could've been $1,000,000

[carmine patrol]

RTX on

[round sable]

that's very fucking good

you ever seen a 1 million dollar 1 bedroom condo?

[sullen hemlock]

mwah

[prime breach]

[pseudo galleon]

lmoa

[steady osprey]

Without the context of this being GTA talk, you could mistake this for talking about Simpsons porn.

[bronze shoal]

"I just need one other guy to do Peter Griffin"

[steady osprey]

GTAO community has a lot of weird terminology.

[steady osprey]

Screw Robert Galbraith. Used a male pen name and now is bashing people for wanting to be who they really want.

On a sidenote..... That is pretty much standard anime activity.

https://youtu.be/jDnaOR9gYJE?si=VbKweWw0aheW2rxT

I fucking hate that I love this stupid meme. Its just a jump cut edit meme but I just love it so much.

[steady osprey]

It took me a second to register WTF I was seeing.

[steady osprey]

Too real.

[raven kiln]

Too fucking real, man.

[sour patio]

Sad truth im afraid 😭

[bronze shoal]

what a disgrace

[stone swift]

I'm not even australian

If I was , I would be pissed lol

[bronze shoal]

i am 😢

[stone swift]

yeah that would hurt someone's pride

seriously no other dancers in australia?

some method of choosing problem I read

[bronze shoal]

her husband owns the thing that graded her

[stone swift]

DAMN

[bronze shoal]

ye

pretty sure there's a post on reddit breaking this down

[bronze shoal]

she lost 18-0 to every participant

thats impressive

[stone swift]

LMAO!!!!!!

[stiff sandal]

Demonic presence threat level 9 detected in the 7/11 bathroom

[steady osprey]

They are sending in discount Monty.

[stiff sandal]

Walmart montagne

[steady osprey]

Kek xD

[hushed cave]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-tissue-issue-cat-dog-gif-26423407

[steady osprey]

.... Did he runescape ad paste?

[carmine patrol]

Yes, and 70gp? Bro's underselling hard

[unkempt geyser]

Doner kebab nacho alejandro garnacho

[haughty citrus]

Hello I’m new to the server 💕

[cosmic ember]

[carmine patrol]

Welcome to memes and shitposting, we post random BS or have long text memes, here

[vivid heath]

Fed

[humble yew]

Welcome to discord Mya, enjoy the shitshow

[granite radish]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad 1 would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this isjust bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy.

[potent merlin]

https://youtu.be/k1PLr3Vs2SU?si=Z_hrn9EAe5IXH7k_

https://youtu.be/-xNbYb4oAjM?si=hTurAJdNw1rX0U2n

[carmine patrol]

Big chungus

[plush tangle]

Kid: "I want to see Guardians of the Galaxy."
Mom: "We have Guardians of the Galaxy at home."
Guardians of the Galaxy at home:

[bronze shoal]

Hi, I am an albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards,Albanian virus

[bronze shoal]

atleast it got Kevin Hart

[sinful portal]

Why tf can’t I post memes

[lean oxide]

You require a role

You need to dm modmail for the shitposting role

[sinful portal]

Bruh

[bronze shoal]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[sinful portal]

I’m just gonna ignore all what you said and just put a app in

[bronze shoal]

skill issue

[raven kiln]

Everytime I see this black dog's reaction, he makes me laugh. 😂

[storm heron]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[storm heron]

No u need to read all of it 1st

[cosmic ember]

NO-

[coral raven]

I dont get it :/

[round sable]

don't

don't get it

[tender jackal]

you dont want to get it

[coral raven]

lol

[rose sage]

pretty sure i saw one section say she studied it for 16 years, and another it was like 43 minutes

[lean oxide]

Ok to be fair , i did not understand what this guy performed

It's like me doing chores everyday

[stone swift]

it's a female

[lean oxide]

💀🙏🏻 i didn't know

Thought it was a guy when I saw the video

[stone swift]

raygun is her name I think

she has a phd in gender studies

aka starbucks latte degree

[rose sage]

Ah yes. I am reporting that I am in fact dead

[stone swift]

[ember dagger]

cute dog

[rose sage]

thanks!

[lean oxide]

🤣🤣

[stone swift]

maybe it's for the undead

[steady osprey]

I would like to change my status from alive to lich.

I have achieved functional immortality.

[stone swift]

you should play skyrim or even better, morrowind

so many liches/ necromancers

plus everyone has a skull in their house, for no reasson

I mean I still don't understand why there are so many and I've played morrowind since 2003

[lean oxide]

!av @near kettle

[granite scarab]

Avatar of kup69_:

[lean oxide]

Thanks

Im stealing that

[near kettle]

NOOOO

😭

[lean oxide]

[prime breach]

[lean oxide]

You can get the role by dming modmail @wanton apex shitposting role

[near kettle]

You try to use that

[plush tangle]

Kevin Hart was one of the main complaints

[bronze shoal]

what?

what did he do?

[plush tangle]

Nothing he just looks nothing like Roland. Same as Cate Blanchett and Jamie Lee Curtis.

[lean oxide]

I won't use it as pfp

[lean oxide]

🤣

[plush tangle]

Lilith is 22 in Borderlands 1 and Cate is 55 😂

[coral raven]

Lmao

[lyric badge]

Yeah... Cate Blanchett is really, really weird casting

[prime breach]

Yeah, idk why they made her bl3 age

[coral raven]

Lmao

I just saw this

[plush tangle]

She was 34 in Borderlands 3 which is still 21 years younger than Cate 😂

[prime breach]

oh damn, i was just going off of that eye projection, I've never looked at lore ages

[plush tangle]

Lol that’s reasonable I’m just a Borderlands nerd

[prime breach]

I've only played 2 and 3, and have about ~190hrs combined

[true gull]

Yo guys check this new funny video i found on a website called youtube.com

[prime breach]

[sour patio]

26 in bl2, presumably between 22 and 26 in the pre sequel, I know she is in her 30s by the time bl3 released

[sour patio]

Yeah 34 and if bl1 took place in 2864

Then its probably taking place in 2876

For bl3

[plush tangle]

I can't tell if the year the series takes place is canon or just a fan estimate

[stone swift]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/3338513139626874

[sour patio]

Thats the year according to the plot, according to wikipedia

No fan estimate
Canon

If it said "5 years after the events of bl1" then that implies its now 2869

So Lilith is 27 in bl2

[cosmic ember]

Æow

[neat cedar]

🤣🤣🤣

[humble yew]

Bussamove

[vivid heath]

I miss aqua

[true gull]

i woke up and decided to search this and its real

i love living in modern day capitalism

[nimble berry]

Me when the

[carmine patrol]

One day, I checked the temps on my laptop. 90c just from watching youtube.
Changed my cooling fan.
70c from being in a discord call.

[celest pagoda]

Lot of people are not aware that the cooling system needs maintenance every few years.
Especially if it's a gaming laptop.

[steady osprey]

Months. Weeks if you have pets. That shit gets everywhere.

[woven spire]

GTAAA

[stable grove]

cornelius hogglefart

[upper vigil]

Slasher backstory in question:

[upper vigil]

"But it won't work" - 🤭

[robust wing]

They're just rubbing salt

[round sable]

this meme worsens in quality every single time i see it

[robust wing]

Of course it does

[unkempt cove]

It's GTA law you have to see it monthly.

[meager vortex]

Guys be real who watches corn

[pseudo galleon]

hell yeah i love watching corn

pop corn is alright but sweet corn just has everything you could ask for

[steady osprey]

It grows slowly but I like watching it being cooked.

[coral raven]

Fun fact

When a group of people laugh, they tend to look at the person they like the most.

[steady osprey]

I apparently like the floor the most. Must be my depression telling me I need to get 6 feet under the ground.

[stable grove]

hawk tua 😂😂🤣🤣 am I right

Like if agree

[sullen hemlock]

I am so used to seeing 95C cpu temps, now seeing 70C cpu temps in PC feels like cpu ain't performing

[sullen hemlock]

Lovely

[little yacht]

Pen is what

I know it's a black pen, is it rollerball, gotta be right

[celest pagoda]

It's a human pointing device

[pseudo galleon]

pen 15

[round sable]

they call it a frindle

[coral raven]

I don't get the joke

Pen 15?

It's pointing down

[clever mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-gif-10358302

[hardy flame]

The paste also

[hardy flame]

Yeah my cpu reaches 95c while playing GoT meanwhile my gpu doesn't go above 80c

[bold solstice]

Air-cooled especially, I presume

[prime breach]

Liquid cooling still needs air

[young rain]

wreck it ralph 2 reference eh ?

2nd one is way better than 1st one

[wicked pine]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A REGEX

[strong aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1269765524347424819/1270473225276624979/guts.gif

Image goes hard feel free to screenshot

[humble yew]

That's a fukin Bard!

[strong aspen]

Damn what happened to this server

way less active here compared when i actually spoke here

[mystic wharf]

half the users left to the GTA 6 discord

[vivid heath]

Battle pass

[brisk pollen]

still better than a slider

[strong aspen]

Theres a gta 6 discord?

[lyric badge]

https://fxtwitter.com/theGioM/status/1824000938870292771

[vital imp]

there's a GTA 6 discord?

[neat cedar]

@regal bison 👉👈
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-tRtYeRHVW/?igsh=MXV2c3hmZXV3dmZodg==

hippytori

SpongeBob X Fortnite ⭐️💫👑
♡meme♡
#fortnitememes #fortnite #memes #gaming #gamingmemes #gamingcommunity

Likes

5531

Instagram

[round sable]

this one

😎

[lean oxide]

fr

[nimble rover]

https://ig.itsnebula.net/reel/C-tRtYeRHVW/?igsh=MXV2c3hmZXV3dmZodg==

bruh

[neat cedar]

I ain't clicking that link. That ain't no IG link I've ever seen before

[nimble rover]

calm down

i aint making you click it

im tryna make this shit work

hmmmm

[neat cedar]

Ah I see. My bad. Carry on

[nimble rover]

thank you

damn

ok this link does not work

i was tryna embed the link you sent

[kind sleet]

A fish named Finley was swimming in a river when it came across a gigantic, absurd barrier stopping the water flow.

Finley, who knew every inch of the river, was baffled. This barrier was something new, something strange. It was tall and rough, stretching across the entire river, completely blocking the water. Finley swam left, then right, trying to find a way around it, but there was no end in sight.

Confused and concerned, Finley called for help. Gillian the tuna, Bubbles the goldfish, and Speedy the salmon gathered around. They all stared at the barrier. The water remained blocked, and the river was eerily quiet.

As the day wore on, the fish grew more frustrated. Trying to figure out what could possibly be causing this. Finley felt like they were missing something obvious, something right in front of them.
Finally, after what felt like ages, Gillian squinted at the top of the barrier, her eyes widening in realization. All the other fish came up to the top of the barrier and they all were like... "DAM!"

[neat cedar]

Ah thanks. I appreciate you trying. It may be because it was just uploaded recently and typically newer links don't work like that right away. Same as I just posted a Spotify link a little bit ago in the Music channel and it didn't embed either because it just released

[potent merlin]

I choose fish because fish

[stiff aurora]

This man above me

Fish react him

Lvl 25 and still can't post gifs (sad reality I'm living in)

[round sable]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[stiff aurora]

So DM modmail and request the role?

Gotcha

[coral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/rowan-atkinson-rowan-atkinson-bean-mr-bean-gif-13423287607828748520

[lean oxide]

One hamburger please

[stone swift]

🍔

[round sable]

tf

i never thought about that

[round sable]

it's too late for this meme

[coral raven]

[coral raven]

lol

[stone swift]

the jontron

[unkempt cargo]

@wet fossil ok sorry i'll take 15%

[hardy flame]

Or too early 😜

[stone swift]

LOL

[steady osprey]

If only this was a perk in real life.

[lean oxide]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C8UABkPoDwW/?igsh=MW9zcWJxaGRjanczYg==

[lean oxide]

Mini gojo

[steady osprey]

Which movie tho?

Its only one movie according to the pie chart.

[prime breach]

Movie.

[granite ledge]

I live in Miami

Its common

[steady osprey]

You must have great cardio from all that parkour.

[lean oxide]

https://youtube.com/shorts/eLuktB4-0_I?si=sb42rEi15FOe6ZvM

[lean oxide]

😂

[carmine patrol]

God dammit, why did I laugh at this x.x

[nimble berry]

There is anotha!

And I have them both!

[carmine patrol]

That one didn't make me laugh, but it does make me 0.001% more want to watch Gundam, now.

[potent merlin]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AyEGURV8KXc why is it accurate

[steady osprey]

FFS.

[coral raven]

lol

[coral raven]

shes just like tf

[prime breach]

This is how it was back when I was at an all boys military school and there was an event being hosted on the campus

[obsidian rampart]

i made a meme

[rugged bane]

nice

[humble yew]

Here it comes...

[potent merlin]

Like... WHY BRO WHY

All the brainbot of 2023 in 10sec

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[arctic drum]

Evangelion is the best anime and also Eva memes are peak

[rare sandal]

I dont get it

[rare sandal]

Neither this one

[rare sandal]

Am i supposed to understand why there is a Windows xp sound

[nimble berry]

Where is the XP sound

I enjoy windows sfx

[vital imp]

Brain food

[rancid herald]

Oh yeah?

so you know how if you wanna replicate someone’s character you have to copy everything they’ve done in dozens of sections etc from a youtube video, well i assume the character customisation will be even more complex, so copying those things will take forEVER, and since rockstar is getting into user generated content stuff i HOPE that means online character designs can be uploaded for other ppl to use, so you go to the online character creator, click an icon for the character gallery, choose someone’s character design and then it automatically changes and then you go into online! nothing else would be uploaded ofc like rank money etc nope it would just be their character design

[nimble berry]

What does this pertain to

Copy what

[rancid herald]

I am addicted to Grand Theft Auto V Online. Ever since I logged on my life has changed from being the weird lonely kid, to living the dream in Los Santos and making millions of dollars following Lester’s orders. Before playing Grand Theft Auto V Online my phone would never go off. But now, every 5 seconds I get an invite from a fellow player to join their game, or a phone call from one of my favorite fictional characters. When I get home from stupid school, I escape into my own realm and start my GTA day by shooting innocent civilians and the police officers that follow. Next I will buy a gun and shoot the gun shop owner to show him that I am more powerful then he could ever be. Then my GTA squad will come online and we will ruin people’s experience by constantly killing them to prove our dominance. My favorite part is when Lester comes on the screen. Sometimes I wish I could really be there with Lester and shove his cane up my ass and fuck him so hard. I love Lester, and I know he loves me. I get multiple calls of him asking to buy an underground facility, so he can be alone with me. I play until 4 am and then get 3 hours of sleep before repeating the process we call life. I fucking love Grand Theft Auto V Online so much.

[obsidian rampart]

its sounds from gran turismo 4

[fast pebble]

Hi

[oblique cobalt]

Pp poopoo

[charred vortex]

ello

[granite radish]

https://tenor.com/view/who-can-it-be-now-meme-wucanit-benou-cat-cat-meme-gif-937980237579246918

[regal dust]

I like banana

[spark shoal]

Im exploding the bathroom rn

[regal dust]

U EAT BABIES

[sour patio]

You eat dirt

https://youtu.be/PFCUtAjhJTg?si=8xUs-JE2rfaon8I2

[round sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669579780789895168/1274613292069031977/455033762_1021484926220550_6343188393032203421_n.mp4?ex=66c2e3a1&is=66c19221&hm=181a8825e6b31bcd2a9c92157e810266d7c0f76084a5d6e223981bc8898f9c10&

[clever mantle]

We all need a tifa in our life

[stone swift]

lol true

I was always more of a tifa guy than an aeris guy

and yes I know her real name is aerith but

I don't care at this point

[steady osprey]

Lucky Cloud.

[stone swift]

hahahah yeah he is a lucky guy

tifa is great

[steady osprey]

Boobie pics and cat pats.

[steady osprey]

I.... am a Yuffie kinda guy xD

[stone swift]

Same, I am a yuffie man

but tifa is very protective

yuffie is so funny, she will steal your donuts

and not apologise

https://tenor.com/view/yuffie-kisaragi-nancepp-nancepp-yuffie-nancepp-yuffie-kisaragi-yuffie-gif-16071739139061250119

[steady osprey]

She steals my donuts, she bears my children. Sounds fair enough.

[stone swift]

loll

[solemn plinth]

home alone no lights horror hits different

[round siren]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rKpOfj6VvW4

[neat cedar]

@regal bison 🤣
https://www.instagram.com/p/C-vPnIEv3Qd/?igsh=MWw2b3hzNnJuc2U5Mg==

warboywonder

Literally all I’m seeing😂😭(Use Code WARBOY in the item shop!) #fortnite #fortnitememes #fortniteclips #fortnitegameplay #gaming #fyp #gamingcommunity #gaminglife #fortnitememe #fortnitenews #fortnitefunny #fortnitebr

Likes

195810

Instagram

[hushed cave]

What an amazing breakthrough in technology

So helpful

[coral parrot]

Yeah let's just say everyone was irradiated during that time

[carmine patrol]

That's what happens when you decide to go out to buy pre-made hot dogs. They really bite you with them taxes, bruh

[velvet ermine]

how yall feel about green beans

[hushed cave]

Like the orange ones more

[steady osprey]

always makes me sad. I just miss TB.

[lyric badge]

Me: wondering how I am going to remember the proper order to connect jumper cables.

Instructions: on the battery, start with the red dead...

Me: okay so I'll never forget this

[prime breach]

good times

[lean oxide]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RWI0IT0Zw9A?si=X7vhdby8M8zQBkX_

[prime breach]

ain't no way that wasn't found in that spot for so long 😭

[carmine patrol]

okay, but can we respect the dedication to doing this daily, and the accuracy of their aim for getting it in the chimney before OP can look out the window and see them? That means they get it first try, every time.

[chilly geyser]

she stole alot of our hearts too

[mental pond]

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

[vital imp]

Every 1000 milliseconds in africa, a second passes

[steady osprey]

And every second that passes in Australia another cluster of spider eggs hatch.

[sour patio]

Vez leaving Xbox one Noooo 😭

Nah but welcome to pc where the modders shine bright and the cuts exceed 100%

[sour patio]

Every minute that passes in America someone gets shot/stabbed

[kind sleet]

FWÆH

[steady osprey]

Plot twist, he lives in an abandoned movie set.

[round sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/590588879774679050/1274923133714956390/An-n4k1czhXCn2I3ExOYnx0apmxP6Bf--_ZlSvSZcUPwNJ6sApnToincNJuqgA1lamGtxdJDH5ntgRzaCEnHyII2.mp4?ex=66c40432&is=66c2b2b2&hm=07677541c97788be8cc3701a040330f1fe6eff979496c61b18677a489a50154a&

[lean oxide]

W game
🤣 Audio

[coral raven]

Its hard to see what he bit into

[cloud dawn]

A skibidi chocolate.

(No seriously, it was a skibidi toilet chocolate figure.)

[coral raven]

oh

[solemn plinth]

we’ll have gta 6 before the boys s5

[upper vigil]

This feels like another fever dream

Maybe I should lay off of daxes personal supply of acid

[obsidian smelt]

🔁

[modern rover]

HOW TO MAKE A NUCLEAR BOMB

1. Obtain uranium-238

2. Place it into an uranium enrichment centrifuge
   Boil it at 4131 deg C (4404deg K or 7478def F), a gas is needed
   Pass the U-238 gas through cell membranes
   Capture the uranium-235 particles, let it cool into a solid
   The mass of captured U-235 should be 47kg (104 pounds) or above

3. Mould the U-235 into 2 pieces which will fit into a sphere

4. Attach a big metal rod to one of them

5. On the other end of the rod attach 3kg
   (7 pounds) of trinitrotoluene

6. Get a 3V lithium-ion battery, a switch, a barometric sensor (BME280/680 pressure sens

🙂

[clever mantle]

hmmmmmm

eh sure seems easy enough

https://tenor.com/view/cuisine-explosion-cooking-failed-will-smith-gif-12098813

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1139924112622489623/1275118797904412717/An9LtLTrvTehd81vl3JVJO3i_lLNSPP3Lpzt8CMV7emcQ55tl3Fd3dj6ZrUfCcmXWi6z6pSWjhgAsPflOTTeyCtB.mp4?ex=66c4ba6b&is=66c368eb&hm=a463b032a8a4f6588b966b4232d93f8e4ea40d5178521d96564dbb74679e487e&

[coral raven]

im going to mod my oblivion again

[stone swift]

hope u have patience

it takes a while lol

[coral raven]

im trying to find a good level scaling mod

[stone swift]

oh

https://www.nexusmods.com/oblivion/mods/2691?tab=description

I used this

[coral raven]

oh

[coral raven]

so it makes you stronger

[stone swift]

that's what levelling is supposed to do lol

[prime breach]

someone needs to brush their cats more often

[stone swift]

yea hahaha

[prime breach]

imagine using anything other than SI units for this