#memes-and-shitposting
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And what if I wanted that to be my nickname
Yet yours is melon bubbles
Id rather not have a name nor a nickname if it was me
It's cold yeah

bro if u would call ur lil bro hot that would be kinda goofy
Also thanks bro
Who the fuck said anytning but anybody being hot
.
This is the best post I've seen all day
cool
Lil bro sounds cool ngl
relatable
Goofy ah Moderator.
No the water is going to destroy the lave it needs to be 2 blocks away and a hole infront of the water source
Someting like this


you need approved shitposter role first
Im trying to find the pinned messages
U donโt have to apologize I wasnโt tryna be rude
I was just confused why u asked in memes channel
The red looks good tho
I didnโt know there was a different channel for the pic it said shit posting so I thought Iโd post something like that idk lol
๐
โ ๏ธ lol
ooo alright raptor
chill
i know you auto mute me for like typing
i have beef with you raptor
i apologise but
cool
I've seen one named nacho wifi
Iโve seen called get ur own wifi
E
damnโฆ
goated
Haha, symbolism
Nah, nah, I rather walk back home
gustaver frong
Well actually โ๐ป๐ค
???
bin giesel
I had a dream that I was arguing with my mother and it randomly swapped to a commercial saying that we should convert the entire human race into single-celled organisms and ended by putting a can of (what looked like) Old Bay seasoning on a table. Then I woke up, and have been thinking about it all day.
If Paul Walker had a son, he'd be me
the thugshaker
TikTok live is messed upppp
Vin Synthol
tf they doin on tiktok bruh
An orphan?
family
It honestly sounds like something from a new-era CoD campaign
Google Car
2021 Google
Relaxed driver behind the wheel
One-hand driving
Tru
Bixby voice reveal
classic
i
am
๐๐๐๐
Gen Z humor summed up in one video
I'm surprised I haven't seen this till now
I shitted everything out I feel much better
I could still use a femboy tho
๐ณ
Professional femboy lmao
I have a degree
So long as it's below 100F, you should be fine
blista kanjo
huh
o
too real 


๐๏ธ
That where the bad bitches are
He's Wolf King
2021
๐ฆ
Intentional shitpost
airpods
Must be weird meeting a truly hot woman who is like committed to an institution insane
Cause in like all of society there's so much power that comes with that...
he looks like he could cook good meth under pressure
I just wasted 2 minutes watching that
@violet epoch
And then he would say "can you please stop? This kind of hurts" ๐
There's a video where lamar meets fans in real life and does the yee yee haircut thing with them man I want that video I cant even find it on YouTube anyone please hook me up??
Bro thats not even close lame
my honest reaction
paris
you just dont get it
why
I remember that video. It has been posted here once or twice in 2021, good luck trying to search it in the message history!
I recommend using filters.
If you couldnโt find it on YouTube, you wonโt find it here probably
But if you search for it, it should pop up pretty easily given how polular it was at one point
Bro, even the trucks are skcurt
Trips to your crib in the middle of the night
I know that you miss me 'cause I put it down right
Damn, babe, I can put you on a flight
You know that a brother like me can change your life
Oh, baby, everythin' you do is amazin'
Ain't nobody watchin', go crazy
I got what you need
Everybody think you shy but I know you a freak
Lil' baby (oh), everythin' you do is amazin' (yeah)
Ain't nobody watchin', go crazy (yeah)
I got what you need (yeah)
Everybody think you shy but I know you a freak
Lil' baby (yeah)
!leave xb1
Holy shit no wonder there haven't been any Donkey Kong Country games since the Wii U
This ad for the New York Stock Exchange is one of the cringiest shitposts I've ever seen https://twitter.com/estudios/status/1637766903887175680?s=20

@warm widget sorry bro I said that
โYou canโt steal the statu-โ
Sounds like a nuclear alarm
[Video credit: Anselmo dโAffonseca]
government spy
Here's how popular sitcom Friends would look like if it were made in India by none other than Ekta Kapoor. dhumtananananana
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they got joe too 
This is too cool and innovative for an apple product
not bland enough
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Google translate makes a poor substitute for professional translations, but it still decimated a huge percent of the translator industry, because for a lot of applications (like a minor electronics device manual from a minor company) they don't give a shit if it's done well
True. I should have specified legal and medical applications.
I agree it's generally "good enough" for coding and other relatively non-critical applications.
Or how about a huge number of phone operators or whatever who do customer service
That's definitely a position that will be decimated by ChatGPT, at least the live chat portion.
However, I doubt it will have the tact to deal effectively with emotional customers.
I mean companies that care about the customer experience might not use it. But Comcast? Lol
Code switching and breaking down terms to be easily understood when troubleshooting will still require a human to perform.
Agreed on comcast xD
What the hell?
Who invited this kid?
I think I have downloaded the wrong Resident Evil 8 Village game
this dog is fucked up bruh (spotify background overlay webp)
There are no mistakesโฆ
I think you didn't get it
So TikTok is finally banned, eh?
Propably
Lights


Wholesome moment
Massacre
"tick-tack"
I think I might be gay?
How can you tell?
Wow
๐คฃ ๐


I will not give you a reaction
I'll give you this tho, place it down and get some sleep 
@potent merlin

thank you
W pfp
you forgot monaco
true
That the lag from being hacked?
And the reality is that you get pissed off first
Can you piss of who pissed you off?
I get pissed off even if im up by 4
no fucking way thats a tree
That's a cinnamon tree. They're harvesting cinnamon.

No way
What the fuck, Europe
i did this and one of them added me after i left the lobby ๐ฟ
There is a soup thatโs been cooking for years
In Asia
do you think it tastes best early making or later ๐ค
Probably depends more on what the more recent ingredients were.
And makeup
Sure, I wasn't serious about it 


the average milf is about 3 miles away so might be accurate

i have chess 2 โ๏ธ
He dropped him
that's a rocket propelled grenade
๐คฃ
Most appetizing british meal
This exists in America africa and asia
Trevor had been a small-time meth dealer for years, but things had taken a dangerous turn when a group of bikers tried to muscle in on his territory. He had tried to negotiate with them, but they wouldn't listen. They threatened him and his family, and Trevor knew that he had to take matters into his own hands.
He had been watching the bikers for weeks, learning their patterns and routines. He knew that they were going to be at their usual spot in the woods, counting their money and planning their next move. Trevor had a plan. He had a high vantage point that overlooked the clearing where the bikers gathered, and he had practiced shooting from that spot many times.
As he set up his sniper rifle, Trevor felt a sense of determination. He was going to take down the bikers and protect his business and his family. He peered through the scope of his rifle, waiting for the perfect moment to take his shot.
But just as he was about to pull the trigger, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned around, and before he could react, a cougar leaped out of the foliage and pounced on him.
Trevor tried to fight back, but the cougar was too strong. Its sharp claws ripped through his flesh, and its jaws clamped down on his neck, cutting off his air supply. Trevor struggled for a few moments, but then everything went black.
The bikers heard the commotion and came running to investigate. They found Trevor's lifeless body, the sniper rifle still beside him. They didn't know what had happened, but they knew that they had won this round. The cougar had taken care of their problem, and they could continue with their plans to take over the meth business.
Amen
amen
E
"his family" ron and wade
What are you kidding me everyone in medieval times had british accents and fought dragons don't you watch history?!
There's a time and a place for all this
This is not the place for all this
Is there a reason why you're saying all this?
And can we talk about it later?
I've gotta right my wrongs
With you is where I belong
You've been down from the go
Recognition is what you want
And it's something that I should know
Something that I should know
All the things that you went through
Girl I never meant to put you through it twice, no
Tell me how can I right my wrongs
That's something that I should know
All the things that we been through
Girl I never meant to put you through it twice, oh no
Retro Experience
Anyone hungry?
Im fasting its ramadan bro
wtf

Coachella is gonna be fucking lit this year

this is how i play cs
this is cf,not cs
forget it if you mean the community servers
Counter.....fortress?
no
lt's crossfire
released in 2007
the most popular fps game in china
People even have 3090 to play this๐ค
We are among other beings that although we have something amazing in mind we may never make sense to the rest
correct
Lmao
This picture was so pleasant until I noticed something wrong

I
is it possible to send gifs here?
Level 5
Modmail
Guidelines
Typing on discord at 3am (GONE WRONG, GONE SEXUAL, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED)
suck me off please
Hit it with a hammer!!!
Something tells me that would give you an award named after a 19th century biologist.
All legends are born from a tragic story "and this one thought it was funny to hit a Panzerfaust 30 with a hammer"
๐ค
And if I had a magic wand..
Physical harassment rizz
The scene is removed from the remake
Based
i can fix her
There are a lot of single guys across the internet and the only girls that are present have boyfriends or are engaged.
Okay?
then get off the internet
coolcool
Then get off the internet and find the girls that are single o.o
After all... there're hot singles in your area, according to a few websites I've seen
shitposting
bluuuuugggggggg
they said to come here
@stray iris said
huub huub barbatruc
jjaajjajadhhdx
sbsnssjsjsjjs
booooooioommmmmmmm๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
God have mercy on us all...
https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/CoIb1JEMdSQ/ @sacred anchor
Dikke vette WIN bij de snackmuur!
lmao
love the hand trying to grab it back
Are there dangerous acts/challenges in this video?
Link to the game?
Free bird makes anything better. Change my mind
Especially when the design is very human
@cosmic panther
Twins
Jeck
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$1.99
325
@novel veldt
haccusations are crack
THREE OF THEM HIT NOTHING
ONE OF THEM saw me, from behind the car, and did NOTHING????
he saw this 4k and fired me for it lmao
You probably be using aim bot, who knows
idk bro i downloaded audacity a few days ago ๐ฑ
Please kindly update it, you're still using the old version
Most normal casual match
Ive seen bots shoot better than those guys

NO WAY BRO 
you should play this with me sometimes fr ๐ฅบ
care to spare some change?
You swapped their bodies?
NEED
I hate this
I finally understand why people hate pineapple pizza
They mistake it for this
Ofc they'd love a real pineapple pizza
we should speedrun this and get the world record fr
I put the new Forgis on the Jeep
I trap until the, bloody bottoms is underneath
Cause all my men got it out the streets
I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans
I remember hitting the mall with the whole team
Now a men can't answer calls cause I'm balling
I was waking up getting racks in the morning
I was broke, now I'm rich, these men salty
yo
yo
yo
Fuck the terms of service
Frfr on god
Tbh, the only ones I don't understand are the ones who 'hate' pineapple pizza. But then order sweet and sour chicken. ๐
The funniest look, is gonna be on the faces of all the people who get told 'No'. When they realize, their money isn't their money anymore. ๐
Or dip their pizza into ranch
blue cheese
@meager snow is that you being cut?
Gross.
Dip your balls in sulphuric acid
Ranch is like when grandma doesn't have blue cheese so she goes into her kitchen and mixes buttermilk with spices until people with bad taste can't tell the difference
Honestly I hate both ๐
me when i
This is why normal people don't like tik tok.
You, as example, are not normal.
When what?
Hmm... I see. It's kinda hard to understand tho.
@grizzled kestrel do you understand this?
wildโฆ
Color of her spectacles?
Now please don't ask what's the colour of her hair
GOD DAMN
Oops
J
u really slobbered his knob damn
๐ฅถ
ur forever gonna have to live with being an โass pussyโ now thoโฆ
idk if thatโs worth it
Fortunate Son
That reminded me of this machine the US is apparently developing where it can mimic peoples voices and cause people to go insane or sumn
finally, something i can pray honestly for ๐๐
you wonโt have to pray because itโs a guarantee that the majority of people will literally only use UE5 for porn
5.2 that is
Goodness gracious
Nah why 95% of these mfs wearing glasses tho
Truly one of the songs of all time
throw it out the window
Yoooo๐
its pussy too
"Honey i bought a new cat"
Yeeeet
but not the same
Man these people be WILDN
๐
"He was about to get lucky" so they are married, but the husband hasnt made out with his wife? Must be tough for him
Black
It's more than a crush
More than a like like
More than a love
Baby, I'mma make you mine
And I ain't giving up
no
Linus Gabriel Sebastian
Norskeste navnet noen gang
come on
L
!shitposting
Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @cerulean flicker
approved shitposter
woohoo
average communist
might not be allowed
i cant shitpost anything
how is this shitposting with all these rules
what rules
shitposting rulrs
rules
this is the only acceptable thing i found
but it isnt shitposting
Dunno, ask discord about their partner terms
are u partners with discord?
Yes
Very hot take
Because it isn't racism?
The normal complainers would disagree with you there lol
i would send it but it has ban word in it
the you should now
this one is good
i think its allowed
EL DORADO
DELADO
BURRITO
could i post dreamybull videos?
but the ones on tiktok
without his genitals
EL ADO
EL NACHO
EEEOOOOO
3 โข NSFW or objectionable content of any kind is strictly prohibited. If you are unsure if it is NSFW, you shouldn't post it.
but its just his face
it isnt nsfw
or it isnt considered it
NSFW includes audio
ok
erotic barber?
If you are unsure if it is NSFW, you shouldn't post it.
ok
its just shirtless thi
tho
If you really have to ask if it's appropriate, then chances are it's not appropriate
words to live by 
I have no idea what you just asked

i got my answer by another person
I saw. Tryka everywherr
Right place right time 
idk if this is bad
tell me if it is
so i can know
i deleted
it was a little bad
Pinata
The look of all the peopleโs faces around the guitarist is me on a daily basis putting up with people. ๐ญ
I felt whatever this man was thinking. ๐
is posting the whole entire puss in boots movie hereโฆ like not allowed?
asking for a friend ofc
No
Itโs literally illegal ๐
Hi
It do be like this
nope
long live piracy
Piracy
Piracy of works is a crime everywhere there's a central government making laws 
dior sauvage
I respectfully disagree
Companies generally don't release their stuff in places that won't protect their works
Because that's how like....Theft occurs
Theft of intellectual property
In this case
Even in Africa, Monsanto will pay a warlord to "take care" of thefts of their crop products, even accidental posessions
Looking it up yes, it's still a crime in many places, but it would go to a civil court instead

They/Were
ำฉำฉัะธะนะณำฉำฉ ะฐะป
Shouldn't be at all
Most streaming websites are way too overpriced
I had seen a post on Twitter not so long ago
I believe it was some short of anti-piracy news, which said some sites had been removed which would stream movies and all for free
And the the reply with most likes was "they will take down free movies and games but not CP" ๐
It's very sad that doesn't get the awareness needed, unfortunately
Taking down those websites doesn't really do much than delay the piracy anyways, one goes down, another will inevitably go up or just be hosted in a place that doesn't care about said "Crime"
Piracy isn't gonna go away, only reduced by having better deals than the pirates
Literally this
Literally, thereโs hundreds if not thousands of websites for pirated movies aloneโฆ I cant imagine how many there are for anime, games, softwares, ectโฆ
I use streaming sites because they don't charge me $15/month each and have only a limited supply of content that I care to watch
equips pirate hat and raises the black flag
Yar har har
Better off paying 20-40 dollars in a game i will have fun than 10-20 dollars each month for watching some mid movies and series
When you look at the picture, does it move?
Then you're under light stress. if it moves quickly, you're under heavy stress.
If it doesn't move at all, you're calm inside.
its seriously moving for someone?
You're stressed
its doesnt moving for me
This is one of the only few illusions that actually moves
also that stress stuff sounds like a load of bullshit ngl
next we'll start selling mood rings in this chat lmao
If you wear a mood ring and it turns purple, that means you are in love with me 

Why they releasing fat characters in fortnite now๐
I don't have a problem with them releasing fat characters because the skinny ones all look like trash anyways, but mostly because I don't play fortnite
Whut
Probably so the casuals have a chance against the professionals?
Probably yh
There have been bulky ass skins for years
Is that Steven Seagal?
That's amazing
yes lol 
wwaaaaaaaa waaaa characters i dont find appealing in a video game!!! waaaa!!!
studios are supposed to make characters that are only sexually appealing!!!! waaahh!!!
Double tap for more!
Share with a friend๐งโ๐ป
Save it for later๐ค
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Is that Fr?
๐คฃ
No way...
๐ฐ
Bro...
๐๐๐
At least they being honest
I'm dying. ๐
True.
The good ol days
It's moving a single frame per second when I look away and look back
Hmm, I can tell it has lag ๐ค
@potent merlin
wtf lmao
Joel been smoking weed
Heโs a pothead now
Ps5 Joel doesnโt smoke weed I like ps5 Joel more
Finally the image above has competition to this back in 7th gen
Only the part Iโm looking at moves
Yes
Relatable
Never mind that, where can I buy it?
Asking for a friendโs dogโs research purposes.
Ayoo
โI vape queefsโ ๐๐๐๐
I know right? Said the same thing, but the good guy that I am.. that totally has friends.. and being a dog person..
figured Iโd take the fall and ask.
Pretty sus "friend" unfortunately i don't know where that is
Macaroni and cheese just isn't that good
fax
Foul take
TikTok knows your personality, not just your IP address
Because you agreed to their TOS
They also access devices on the home network(?) ๐ฑ
ok
I was gonna make a caption but Iโm not going to anymore so have this image instead
lebron ๐๐ฉป
I know my personality and IP too, they ain't special
How about you tell me fr
Bet ๐
me when I get paired with pc players on console in ow2
which is weird because I couldโve sworn it says cross play and not cross platform as in Xbox, PS, and PC
Tactical battle llama.
When you get ran over/robbed by a man in a hot air balloon
Heโs obsessed with it
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Play legos
Ah yes.. progress
I am intoxicated
Ueeeeee
ok
Ok.
Damn the guy with chlamydia and gonorrhea unsent his message ๐
That's the fire I create inside your gf pusssy which makes here leave you and pick me ๐
You came back! You really need to stop spreading your chlamydia and gonorrhea
this kinda banging ngl
theres MORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5LLroKuPeE
This is my personal favorite MIDI sequence from the Windows operating system line. It's a good classic and it sounds very interesting. Somehow, it personally reminds me of HP's old days from the early to mid 2000s (particularly from 2004).
There are other .mid files that are included as samples on other Windows operating systems, but I will upl...
Nah, it was shitposting ๐
@chilly blaze
my bawls in yo mouth is
need.

I can confirm, this is indeed what happens when you drive through a fence and over a swimming pool. Very accurate and educational, thanks fam
Lmao
Also Milf
Free item
You pay postage
$35 item
Deal.
50% discount on delivery app
Total is the same as other delivery services without any discount
shut the fuck up
Omggg fr fr fr ong
or 50% off only when you spend like $100 
worth
Come on let's take a ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
Let's ride, let's ride, let's ride
Ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
Let's ride, let's ride, let's ride
Let's ride, let's ride, let's ride
Fast & Furious
what is this?
A majestic gem of a vehicle

๐
Thanks, i always wondered what would happen if an SUV was going like 80 km/h directly thru a fence and over a pool
!leave ps5


the whale spoilers (?)
nice eyebrows
Reminds me of Brezhnev
Anyone got short vid of the guy saying "he's the goat" I lost mine 
FUCK
Commit Burger
Christopher Walking ๐ฌ
@rugged surge
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To the people who tell me i can't break the rules on here of couse i can i have over 50 million power in rise of kingdom
yo
Facts
I actually used to play that game for a bit ngl
Valid game
finally
Cuz he was in prisonโฆ..
Business Battle

fun fact: this is what happens when they decide to do this
he's a top g he can't be in prison
The red part is specifically for dictators
it's for when you're held at gunpoint and the armed man demands you pretend to be a clock timed to 3 o clock
actually its more like 2 o clock
I'm a zoomer IDK what an analog clock is
I like the red one
Crying
Mother
Damn I just reminded myself to make some OG fits in GTA V
My character would look awful in them tho so idk ๐ญ
Kid named finger
Waltuh
the gangsta gordon freeman in question:
professor kleiner your kush pack is ass, i suggest you start working for dr green and his kushbine army
What's that one mission?
crane mission
Press crow to crow
๐
Tf is that Reddit
Idk, not my picture
Every day more young people become eligible to vote and old people die. Act accordingly.
courtesy of ageing society
if births and deaths would be the same then there would be no such problem

What

I see what you mean

Gona need the bottom half of that picture ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
Why for whar
What
What

dont you waht me
Yo wtf
I know exactly what ur research purposes r
What ? Its nsfw channel anyway
Let my boy get his research













