gta-media

[lethal birch]

thx

u too

[brave quiver]

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[lethal birch]

[brave quiver]

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[knotty storm]

[lethal birch]

okay maybe its a barely legal circuit

[rain granite]

Pain

[lethal birch]

At least you got 50k

yeah i usually get clothes 💀

[solar summit]

[rain granite]

https://tenor.com/view/jealous-mad-gif-18782564

[warm cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736256014323679323/838669759427903518/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_20210503143442.png
my mfing character looks like dababy

[lethal birch]

ew

[brave quiver]

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[tired shoal]

Why no

[solar summit]

faggio sucks indeed

[kindred oracle]

pog

[weak helm]

interesting this weapon on aircraft career. No, its not a minigun

[brave quiver]

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[mint grotto]

is the aircraft still there?

[lethal birch]

Gotta love reddit

[jagged peak]

@noble breach wtf did yo uexactly "look up"

about 80mph is rough estimate. one of my friends tested it with a mod menu speedometer and it got 89-91

[noble breach]

gee, maybe check the gta wiki page rather than a 3 year old reddit comment

just a thought

[jagged peak]

gta wiki page is full of innacurate information

[noble breach]

I respectfully disagree

[jagged peak]

you can literally go and test this ingame

[noble breach]

I have tested it

[jagged peak]

yeah suuure

[noble breach]

damn, it's almost as if I used it religiously from the time it was released to the time the mk2 came out.

most of that time was spent in 3rd person

*1st person

[jagged peak]

lol i doubt you know anything about it

[noble breach]

you sure?

my nearly 9k hours begs to differ

[jagged peak]

9k hours lmao

go ss them then

[noble breach]

?

English please?

[jagged peak]

screenshot ur hours

you cant just say "i have 9k hours" with no evidence

[noble breach]

1 sec

here's a rather old screenshot of my Xbox account

note the "312 days"

@jagged peak

gamertag is LxV3nDeTtAxX just in case you want to look it up yourself

[jagged peak]

9k hours and only 30k kills?

i got like 5 times that on my pc account with 2k hours

[noble breach]

I didn't spend much time PvPing on xbox, mostly grinding.

[jagged peak]

or do you just not pvp

yeah then that makes sense

[noble breach]

I mainly PvP on PC now

I have 166 hours on my epic games modded account

[jagged peak]

should honestly stay on console

[noble breach]

well I kinda got banned from xbox so

[jagged peak]

pc isnt worth it imo

[noble breach]

like

uhh

[jagged peak]

LMAO

[noble breach]

whole ass xbox account too, not just gta

[jagged peak]

how

[noble breach]

I was a fucking degnerate

[jagged peak]

understandable

[noble breach]

streamsniping, griefing, harassment, trolling, you name it I for sure did it.

[jagged peak]

i mean you dont get banned for killing people

[noble breach]

I was one of the most prolific streamsnipers on Mixer

here, I'll see if I can dig up my reports page

[jagged peak]

if you used exploits and/or were toxic

that would get you banned

[noble breach]

godmode of all types and many many glitches

and I was as toxic as it got

[jagged peak]

but killing people or as people like to call it "griefing" which it isnt is not bannable

yeah then it was just toxicity and glitches

[noble breach]

oh no I followed those mfs from lobby to lobby

[jagged peak]

yeah thats counted as griefing

but yeah here's my hours from my pvp only account

[noble breach]

no fucking way, I can appeal it>?

BRUH

WTF

wish I would've known this a year and a fucking half ago

[jagged peak]

my other one has 2k or smt coz i started like 2 years back on pc

had to change coz i pissed off one two many edgy modders

[noble breach]

yeah, if a mf with a mod menu decides he doesn't like you, he can seriously fuck up your life

all they need is your RID, that's it, and you're fucked

[jagged peak]

you can just be forced into friends only 24/7 or you dont get to play the game if they are online

especially how crazy dedicated those dudes were

[noble breach]

yeah

it fucking sucks

[jagged peak]

but yeah i reccomend pvping on console if possible

[noble breach]

awwww

[jagged peak]

pc pvp players/dogfighters are a joke

havent actually found a good challenge in months

[noble breach]

it's for sure been 6 months, and the page is now wiped

I had something in the realm of 600 reports against my account

[jagged peak]

LOL

[noble breach]

I wear that shit as a badge of honor

[jagged peak]

you should be proud of pissing off so many people

[noble breach]

if you wanna impress someone toxic, just send em' a screenshot of that page

it actually garnered respect among the tryhards I encountered

[jagged peak]

my only achievment like that was me and one of my friends doing a destroying cargo challenge and we got 5m duo

so 2.5m for each

[noble breach]

nice

yo this xbox enforcement page is some shitass coding

holy fuck

[jagged peak]

which is about 1.2k cargos destroyed

[noble breach]

nice

just submitted the appeal

if I get my account back I will suck Bill Gate's dick

I will seriously suck a significant amount of male genitalia for that 7k hour account back

[jagged peak]

having an xbox account is so much better then a pc one

xbox has really good dogfighters

compared to pc which has like 0 good players

[south dagger]

I love to dogfight

[brave quiver]

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[mint grotto]

sneak peak GTAO server in Asia

[unreal aspen]

looks fun

[mint grotto]

[brave quiver]

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[wooden garnet]

Sneak Peak GTAO server in Asia

vewy fun, yess

[lethal birch]

New video coming soon

[kindred oracle]

basically just a normal session for me

[wide hemlock]

🔥

[lethal birch]

Imagine bringing a vigilante to a nightshark fight

[jade vapor]

Lmao that was smart

[storm mica]

remove that windows plate smh

[lethal birch]

Nah, it was a temporary addition because he was shooting me through my front window. He couldn't hit me after I added them

[lethal birch]

Its gonna be me the blue hair dude killing tryhard who killed level 30

[wide hemlock]

Good call.

[wide hemlock]

Can't wait to see.

[lethal birch]

Uploading

(Tryhard gets put down by a blur hair character)

[brittle tundra]

raged quit

[solemn berry]

https://preview.redd.it/7lvorcgfjxw61.png?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=648b197215cbad5273371819fdd96ec9b5a1a116

wild NPC cars mating at casino lot

[brittle tundra]

bro what is that car

[wooden garnet]

Pink neons and full livery

[wanton mist]

:,v

[lethal birch]

Ah yes, once again where the secondary targets are worth 3x more than the primary target

[haughty stream]

Ayo bro

Would you let me do a new miniature for ur video?

[lethal birch]

i dont mind once i get it uploaded because its having issues

[glad lance]

thats if you get them all

which you cant

[lethal birch]

Llamao.

Llamao.https://youtu.be/B-VdW573fx8

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica dream

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/z8Qm8xIS5OU uploaded

[storm mica]

[glad lance]

why is the bass so high

like at 6:00

[lethal birch]

check the description

[glad lance]

ah

i was watching it via discord

[lethal birch]

it depends on your setup with headphones

i could reuplaod it with less bass if i could try

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica DCH or no?

[storm mica]

sure

[storm mica]

ah yes
the everyday e-round wannabes bullying low levels

[lethal birch]

dont worry blue hair smurf to the rescue 😉

[wooden garnet]

Love RSM jets man, pure love

Launching vanilla GTA

[lethal birch]

its my first ever gta video so yeah

fuck i made a mistake, my messenger notifications was still on!!

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica game doesn't even say who left

[storm mica]

bruh

[spring walrus]

Message me if you have Husky’s duffel bag job

[lethal birch]

New PB bois

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica Cam stuck. Kill yourself and restart.

such sadge 😔

[storm mica]

stoopid gaem😔

[brittle tundra]

character a cootie

[snow oasis]

Opinions on my new crew emblem

[primal haven]

Squirt

[lethal birch]

Gta v on low end pc be like (chaos mod)

[dark basin]

bruh

[brave quiver]

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[lethal birch]

ive seen that posted so many places

[idle maple]

nice, i have a similar clip

[brave quiver]

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[lethal birch]

why do u have consoles safezone size on a pc

[lethal birch]

and also u do got mouse

can easily do

[lethal birch]

video to watch: https://youtu.be/_5V4DxG8oNY

good video

[robust vortex]

@glad crater you only have 1 oppressor but spent $100 on xbl cards and shark cards?

[brittle tundra]

what is that scramjet

[frail orbit]

its got the anime uwu livery, thats pretty much it, i maxxed this car out, and proceeded to leave like that in the arcade garage

until i decided to move it to my office garage (1)

[solar summit]

imagine gta-online server warning you for posting something from the game itself

[frail orbit]

sorry, i have these irrational fears when it comes to rules

[brittle tundra]

u should go for a more minimalistic scramjet

[frail orbit]

OR, i could buy another one, but is it really worth it? i think not

[solar summit]

why did you delete it?

[brittle tundra]

naw

[solar summit]

i could even post Leonora Johnson's body here, cuz it's part of the game

[brittle tundra]

i got muted for posting my crew emblem here

[frail orbit]

i have a screenshot of... well cant say it because the lower part of trevor is literally whats in the pants section

[brittle tundra]

[frail orbit]

theres a specific part i'd wish to show but cant

[solar summit]

look above, scroll up a little

ohh it was you, i didn't recognize you by that long name

[brittle tundra]

[solar summit]

anyways ben

[brittle tundra]

idk ur actual name

i thought it was amogus

[solar summit]

yeah it was

but it was time to change my name

[frail orbit]

sus

[brittle tundra]

[frail orbit]

im speaking [][][] now

except for the english part, im speaking [][][]

[solar summit]

those graphics why

[brave quiver]

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[crimson coyote]

Daddy

[lethal birch]

🤮

[wooden garnet]

what scramjet

[brittle tundra]

anime livery

he delted

[wooden garnet]

ew

[brittle tundra]

too zoomed in on the girl

[wooden garnet]

PRB is cringe and I don't like it

[wooden garnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787708248446730291/791954701250854923/image0.gif

@dry sage

[dry sage]

[rain granite]

the real pain when you get cash T_T

[lethal birch]

i got another banger from saintsfan: https://youtu.be/ZNRLuiqHnIs

[smoky plover]

its not promotion though

[lethal birch]

not promotion, just suggestion kapitan

[smoky plover]

it is indeed not a promotion lol

someone says that "promotion" of yours can get you banned

seems like they deleted the messages

[lethal birch]

😐

[soft verge]

this won internet for me today 😂

[earnest bolt]

wtf

he really should of got all thew flippin hell awards

[brave quiver]

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[primal haven]

Funny fail troll

[lethal birch]

lol

[lethal birch]

gee tee ayy

the council has decided

try it

drag pic into the chatbox ez

[wooden garnet]

Never noticed this glow from the mines, looks kinda cool

@storm mica This is the 2x weed heist from all those weeks ago

[rain granite]

that right choice of music makes it even better

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/ehJc2CuSzD8

would you call this right choice of music?

[weak helm]

discord on pc: "playing gtav for 55 min"
discord on phone: "playing gta 5 days".
Discord moment

[lethal birch]

sus

[violet oxide]

mogus

[lethal birch]

society

[solid mason]

i just found out that the "gta 4 loading screen meme" has roots in my country

may not be actual roots, but it had its first appearence there

[lethal birch]

[weak helm]

wat

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

yes?

[weak helm]

what that is

[lethal birch]

oh wait

nvm

i didnt read your prev text

[lethal birch]

discord pc

[weak helm]

lmao

[brittle tundra]

the mask makes this image perfect

[rain granite]

oh yeah 😂😂

[weak helm]

question is: why would you setup up a heist with cash target?

[brittle tundra]

to get the aggressive approach done

so u can unlock the cancel heist feature

[weak helm]

dont think he didnt unlocked that yet

[brittle tundra]

wdym

hes doing aggressive in that pic

[weak helm]

dont think he didnt unlocked the cancel heist option

maybe now you understand

[lethal birch]

Can anyone help me get pics

[brittle tundra]

noice

[torn flint]

nvm wrong channel

[wooden garnet]

21 fps?

[torn flint]

server

[wooden garnet]

[torn flint]

it was on 4k with res boosted 5/3 i think

res scaling was 3/2

[glad lance]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNjT_qhAv-A

this is ohko

so you only need to be shot once to die

@wooden pebble

[wooden pebble]

[wooden garnet]

How tf did you find this clip

I searched literally the entire channel and couldn't find it

I grabbed the actual run and found the clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtuVGdnTkxE&list=PLAnJ4ZuTYaeGOdVzYfhfZUgjVcyCeYVwO&index=25

Timestamp 1:01:45

[lethal birch]

Just bruh

[glad lance]

i just searched up "darkviperau ohko tank"

[frail orbit]

did someone launch a securoserv emp at my kosatka? PAVEL GET THE LIGHTS ON! ah shit he cant, looks like im stuck in the kosatka without lights

[wooden garnet]

I did the same thing though

[glad lance]

its cuz you're bad

[wooden garnet]

😭 reeee

[glad lance]

its true

[floral otter]

Anyone Russian? What is this food Capitan Pavel is eating called?

[severe garnet]

The caviar in the tin

[floral otter]

@severe garnet ty sir

[brittle tundra]

nice reflection bro

[fervent sleet]

Beans no?

[glad lance]

no

its caviar

[tired sundial]

you just need a little bit of time

[severe garnet]

Kitchen

Yes

[idle maple]

I am deeply sorry for the war crimes I have committed here

[jovial belfry]

bro if you sit in this barn around here, your controller will non-stop vibrate...... lol, good for the ladies LOL

[idle maple]

[neon parcel]

Imo the duke of death is one of the best vehicles to use in a high speed car chase, armoured and fast

[lethal birch]

The cops was chasing you because it's a crime to ruin a good car with underglow

[safe sundial]

vlad

[jovial belfry]

thats pretty

[safe sundial]

ok but

** v l a d **

[frail orbit]

im rocking out to rein raus (rock out in english) by rammstein after sweating in motor wars

[thorny mango]

Whats up
Me and my friend started a youtube channel where we share our car builds
feel free to check it out
https://youtu.be/ucM1CZ1R5F0

[neon parcel]

Big oof

[unreal aspen]

kuruma

[lethal oracle]

!play my house

-play my house

[ashen bridge]

Is it sad that I'm so law enforcement pumped that my outfit in GTAO looks like a SWAT outfit...

[frail orbit]

ummmm

[modest mesa]

Rockstar this is an electric car

[lethal birch]

Godmode

[neon parcel]

No

I'll show the actual clip

[lethal birch]

Damm how do u get that bloody

It looks like an rpg

[glad osprey]

[lethal birch]

OH THATS THAT CLIP

@neon parcel send it again

the

how i went from this to that

thats gotta be it

[neon parcel]

Alright

Let me get it

[lethal birch]

It was pretty funny 🤣

Pov: he went from noob to noob

[neon parcel]

Lol

[lethal birch]

Atleast ur not in godmode and being like ezezezez

[neon parcel]

I don't mind being dog at the game i just enjoy playing

[lethal birch]

on pc

LMAO

it was like wtf

lmao

[neon parcel]

Also made that just to make people mad lmao

[lethal birch]

Dunce = douchebag tbh

[neon parcel]

Lol i did it just to see what it was like

[lethal birch]

Thats why i dont like the dunce hat at all

[neon parcel]

That was my first time

Lol

[lethal birch]

Try ps4.

[neon parcel]

Eh

[lethal birch]

Ur gonna laugh at how sad it is

[neon parcel]

Wait when you said send that video did u mean that one or the extended version?

[lethal birch]

Bad sport ps4/ps5

[lethal birch]

Extended

[neon parcel]

Extended one is only like 5-6 extra clips but I'll send it

[lethal birch]

Ps4 godmodes are like

Thats badsport

Godmode in pvp

++

And probably dming lzzz 1-0 cry

[lethal birch]

Me getting in badsport be like

[amber laurel]

what does this even mean

[brave quiver]

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[amber laurel]

what does insufficient mean and why did i get this message

[brave quiver]

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[amber laurel]

bruh i have 7 mil surely thats enough to survive

[storm mica]

What are u trying to do rn

[amber laurel]

i just done casino scoping target

and this popped up whie$

while i was trying to leave the area

[storm mica]

Weird

[wanton flame]

Probably a modder if you're on PC

[polar magnet]

Hm

[lethal birch]

🤣

[dusky timber]

but do you have it in the bank or in the pocket

[swift dome]

YOOOO

I MADE FUCKING 1.75 MIL

[compact whale]

that is not that much

[rain granite]

that's average for cayo 😂

[brave quiver]

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[compact whale]

solo?

for solo that is pretty good I guess

i got 1.96 million duo

[swift dome]

Ye

Aw dang but you gotta split that shit

Not worth it doing duo

[compact whale]

its worth it

[compact whale]

you gotta give the other person 15 or 20%

[swift dome]

And how much was your payout

not counting towards your teammate

[compact whale]

1.96 max

with pink diamond

full gold

and my teammate got 420k

[brave quiver]

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[swift dome]

Do you get paid for setups if you’re not the host?

[severe garnet]

Preps don’t give money

[compact whale]

no

[swift dome]

The fuck is your teamate doing

[compact whale]

getting gold?

[swift dome]

You should’ve just done

Diamond casino

[night abyss]

Cayo problems, mate?

Both Cayo and DCH requires teammate whose IQ is above 100.

[wooden garnet]

[lethal birch]

[compact whale]

weed?

[wooden garnet]

Weed

@sand quest when you do the sussy 😳

[sand quest]

y u go round digging

[night abyss]

[wooden garnet]

It's not digging if it's not underneath the ground

[sand quest]

[night abyss]

A Secret Panther Statue, let's see what's inside

[wooden garnet]

I almost wanted to change my SC avatar to Panther

Just to tease people

[amber laurel]

nice

[mint grotto]

wait the panther isn't available rn right?

[compact whale]

nope

[mint grotto]

oh okay

yall was discussing the statue i was bout hop on and grind that shi

[lean basin]

Show sum property'

[wooden garnet]

Chat's been dead for 2hrs?

That's highly sus

[livid wharf]

sus

[charred canyon]

another day with a griefer on a bike, im so done with him so highly proud of himself, killing everyone just because he's so good at it

[wooden garnet]

Trash talker

[lethal birch]

how

if ur solo isnt that literally impossible

ive found a alot of cayo spreadsheets are wrong, so im gonna take the liberty of making my own

BECAUSE the most accurate way to get the preices of secondary is to only scan that one target, and it will show the real pice on the planning table

but its slowwer

[idle galleon]

or just check the pinned messages in the various channels

DLC's been out for a while already. since many have already done what you plan to do, might as well save some energy. but heh, you do you.

after all exact values shouldnt matter in a game like that.
usually just round up and/or down and the player is more than satisfied.

[swift dome]

4/20?

[spark cedar]

https://i.imgur.com/wm6Dafv.png

6 gold

[severe garnet]

Or they just set up a heist with 2x weed

[chrome crag]

very nice rng

[grizzled citrus]

I've never been this mad on a spin before

[safe sundial]

imagine not getting the car

[grizzled citrus]

at least the car this time isn't something that costs 2m or above

[edgy anchor]

What car is it again?

Revolver?

[grizzled citrus]

revolter

[edgy anchor]

Yeah that

It's 1.6

Absolutely not worth it imo

[brittle tundra]

is it customizable?

[wooden garnet]

yep

[edgy anchor]

No

[brittle tundra]

damn

[wooden garnet]

Had to be weed, no other way to get 800k worth of secondary

[swift dome]

Was too lazy to finish cayo perico

[edgy anchor]

You can only change wheels, color, windows, and it has the gunrunning liveries

[wooden garnet]

Also had a good safe

[wooden garnet]

Or just hooked on better things like DCH

Finally thought I should finish it because I was bored

Got a neat 9:50 time with Velum, not my best but not bad

[brittle tundra]

the revolter? the luxury car

gunrunning liveries

[wooden garnet]

meh

[swift dome]

I fucking hate the dune fav mission

[wooden garnet]

Revolter is meta in Sumo/Remix

Otherwise bad

[swift dome]

it’s so bad it doesn’t make me want to use my bunker to sell

[brittle tundra]

what if everyone using the same vehicle tho

thats why i dont understand sumo

[swift dome]

Same results

[brittle tundra]

me and friends did this one

[wooden garnet]

Then it's skill based

[swift dome]

Yeah

[brittle tundra]

like we on a mini cliff

water surroudning

[wooden garnet]

ew, normal sumo is cringe

[swift dome]

Purely skill based if same cars

[brittle tundra]

we all chose the dune favs

[swift dome]

why the fuck

[brittle tundra]

idk

[swift dome]

Are we in media

[wooden garnet]

GTA terrain does not deal well with sumo cars

Remix is better

[brittle tundra]

but like we were just

like

[swift dome]

There’s one on terrain?

[brittle tundra]

after the first game we all got the hang of it

idk

[swift dome]

Dude that ones gotta be bad

[wooden garnet]

Revolter has highest damage/lowest recoil

vewy gud

👍

[brittle tundra]

oh theres dmg in the remix?

recoil

what the

[wooden garnet]

You know Avi Schwartzman's island from Pac Standard? There's a Sumo map on there.

[brittle tundra]

thats the one

i think

[wooden garnet]

I played it once, decided never to touch vanilla Sumo again

[swift dome]

Tf you talking about

[wooden garnet]

Sumo map

[swift dome]

Only remixes exist

cause they’re the best

[wooden garnet]

[amber laurel]

@wintry plank

[wintry plank]

da secret message is hidden

[storm mica]

not too bad of a run

[wide hemlock]

Not bad at all

[wide hemlock]

There will always be people like that in ln-game.

[glad lance]

6 minutes is

[wooden garnet]

You do longfin jumps?

[storm mica]

wdym
at airstrip?

[floral otter]

This is Sergeant Goat logging off from Sandy Shores! Its a beautiful sunset in the most calm place in San Andreas!

[storm mica]

that outfit looks cursed to the max

[wooden garnet]

Looks like a Chinese Demon mask

[severe garnet]

Sus

[wooden garnet]

tfw you race all day but don't have standard races bookmarked 😔

Also, when I bookmarked my Videogeddon warp it didn't register. Thanks for reminding, I'll fix right now

[severe garnet]

Those are my jobs.

[wooden garnet]

I know they are. But they're job warps.

😔

Not actual racetracks 😔

[severe garnet]

Can’t be bothered

Don’t have time to spend hours in the creator to create tracks

[wooden garnet]

I also know that, but why do you not have standard races bookmarked from other race creators?

You only race on stunt tracks?

[severe garnet]

Yes

[wooden garnet]

Can't find Videogeddon warp, I'll make my own I guess 😔

[severe garnet]

You can’t do a lot with standard races

[wooden garnet]

Understandable

Plus I guess you can always convert Stunt tracks into standard races, yeah?

[storm mica]

scoped out pink diamond and my game crashed
if it didn't save im gonna cry

[wooden garnet]

If you exit the sightseer app, it might have saved

Who know

[idle galleon]

if you lazy just create LTS place a small circle, spawn 1 spawn 2, test, save (for privacy) / publish for global shitstorm

[kindred oracle]

I got a weapon in passive mode

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica oi men, don't start prepping without me

Wait idot, let me load into story@storm mica

[storm mica]

lol

[lethal birch]

That chat is exploding

[kindred oracle]

Asian servers

[lethal birch]

Lol

[sleek hazel]

no it's bots

[lean basin]

Those bots send square in chats "[]" that are Chinese letters advertising mods.

[kindred oracle]

eh, quite obvious
kinda used to it, every session i'm in always filled with boxes

[lean basin]

Report them

For the case annoying in chat'

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica Invite

@storm mica again please

Was making a warp job

[storm mica]

k

[wooden garnet]

Got no invite 😢

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica preps done

Invite to session idot

[storm mica]

Gaem crashed again
Brb

[wooden garnet]

Hmm oke

[teal crypt]

Finally filled the safe!

[lean basin]

Good job, but don't fill the safe with dirt in real life!

[brittle tundra]

races

[compact whale]

Nice

[compact whale]

Amogus

[storm mica]

best run in a while

[wooden pebble]

Poor garbage guy cleaning all dem 🍋 lemons

BTW
Rip 100k on a coupe
2020

[edgy anchor]

What

[severe garnet]

He’s talking about that garbage 100k on the coupe song at the end of each DCH

[edgy anchor]

Oh

[hazy hull]

Just joining in to help 😄 (I had swat outfit)

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica Finally got bored enough to buy one of these

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/839606897136107520/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_06-05-2021_02_19_32.png

is good fun though

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/839606880669401128/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_06-05-2021_02_13_11.png

[storm mica]

lul

[pastel mantle]

that's actually pretty sick

[wooden garnet]

Thanks

[pastel mantle]

the color of the police blue and red lights should be brighter

though

I think it would look even better

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, I would do that if I was editing in Photoshop

But I can't use it all that well

[pastel mantle]

cuz blind me can barely see that it's a police car behind

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/mpj_apj5isA

[frail orbit]

my run was a tiny faster than my previous one, i dont use longfin because i think i have to use c4 to enter the compound right (or can i do drainage tunnel?)

[storm mica]

c4?

[frail orbit]

the explosive used on the main gate

if your not using the vetir approach

[storm mica]

u can still use drainage when doing longfin

[frail orbit]

i see that, but i still used kosatka thinking its still faster than driving the longfin over to the drainage tunnel

[storm mica]

meh
wouldn't affect ur final time anyways
#gta-media message

[thorny mango]

https://youtu.be/Te_GoskQn3w

I built the mitsubishi eclipse of fast and furious. Feel free to take a look at it. I would be ver, thankful for some feedback!

[frail orbit]

i got two paintings in the office for the first time in a long time

[sleek hazel]

lucky

[lethal birch]

My updated & expanded GTA Cayo cheat sheet! Has things like 15% cut prices, payouts updatede with fees, and more!

[lethal birch]

ive never gotten both i thought u couldnt

[sleek hazel]

Wtf

Sus

[solar summit]

but a painting is worse than weed(full bag)

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

Maybe true, but by only like 5 to 10k

Weed is not consistent in game and across the web

[solar summit]

not maybe, indeed it is, sometimes is even more closer to cocaine than a painting

[lethal birch]

Well that's what I thought and was confused but if you just look it up the internet differd

Differs

So I just lied

To be consistent

[solar summit]

[lethal birch]

Die

Please

[storm mica]

[solar summit]

[candid beacon]

for first time with madarazo files what should I get

money suck should I just get gold or weed

[cinder escarp]

I'm starting a pro racing league and I'm looking for people to enter teams and people to help build the server, dm me if interested

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising and trading of any kind is prohibited. This applies to any services and begging as well.

For

@cinder escarp

Requested By

@solar summit

[lethal birch]

Sorry took so long to respond,

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[candid beacon]

It’s fine

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[candid beacon]

send In dm

rip nvm he muted

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[solar summit]

[lethal birch]

Bruh I was muted

I'm back

I'll dm it

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lethal birch]

Lmao

But if anyone does ever need help with how to setup cayo or really anything cayo related just dm me

I have lot of resources at the ready

[frail orbit]

but im right next to lamar

[brave quiver]

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[rain granite]

chaos mod is shit

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/mpj_apj5isA

[trim tiger]

which safe is that?

[glad lance]

its in the penthouse

[trim tiger]

oh how do you fill it

[lethal birch]

penthouse

Buy chips

[unkempt cloud]

3x research

Very good week

[nocturne otter]

Yoooo 3x research time for me to get the explosive ammo

[past bolt]

Me too homie

People who already unlocked everything gonna be kinda salty this week

[solar summit]

not really, like me, a lot of people just won't care

[lethal birch]

[nocturne otter]

I got 5left ,but no explosive ammo yet

[lethal birch]

[nocturne otter]

[lethal birch]

yes

[lethal birch]

Personally i have already unlocked them but i appreciate the research

[lethal birch]

how to fly this thing

For the people who need it, heres version 1.1 of my cayo cheat sheet, there's a new revised Version as well as a LITE version, the main update of it being more zoomed in with less white space.

[heady cairn]

https://youtu.be/WawRneWXRic

pov: u suck and dont know how to end english dave calls

[idle galleon]

#server-announcements message

[lethal birch]

sad

[shy spruce]

i’m so unsatisfied

it hurts

[junior sparrow]

cool

[lethal birch]

ok

[dusky timber]

37.5%*

[lethal birch]

Yeah went into cayo right after publishing that and tried it out

Weed is in fact 37%

But I'm pretty sure it's 37% not .5 as you leave behind 11~ things of weed which means that it would be 37% on the dot which makes more sense for a coding standpoint when making the heist

[dusky timber]

it's 37.5 though, i have sources

the total might not add up to 100% perfectly but one full table is still 37.5

[zealous hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/839891412426162176/839903307661180958/unknown.png

[brittle tundra]

[lethal birch]

hmm

[storm mica]

oh boy here we go

[severe garnet]

How many restarts now

[frail orbit]

i landed a sparrow on a red (sus) hydra, perfect, now what else can i land on? (excluding all of the ground)

[lethal birch]

The train while it's moving

And inside one of the empty compartments

[frail orbit]

good one

[vapid shoal]

what bays should i have for my MOC?

oops

wrong channel sorrry

[wooden garnet]

[frail orbit]

Nice

[wooden garnet]

Cool white helo btw

Very epic choice of color

[frail orbit]

The 🇯🇵 Sparrow i call it, because while i cant give it a japan flag livery, this thing is lauched from kosatka, i have it painted white with the japan flag, thats why i call it the 🇯🇵 sparrow (cool name right?)

[lethal birch]

This is definitely illegal

I don't live there btw

[lethal birch]

U could get a white and red colour scheme on a lazer

[shell birch]

@lethal birch just a troll wasting time lol

[lethal birch]

It's some Columbian mob

[shell birch]

Lol why you in contact with a columbian mob in the first place

Block that loser

[lethal birch]

LMAOOOO

[jagged peak]

sus

[plucky ermine]

my anti griefer clothes

[azure cliff]

WHY YOU GOT TO BE LIKE THIS

[lethal birch]

lmao

[plucky ermine]

my girls car inspired by frank oceans car on nostalgia ultra

[lethal birch]

EWWWWW frank poocean

Get it

Like poo an ocean

[plucky ermine]

rolling marijuana thats a cheap vacation

[lethal birch]

mf what

[plucky ermine]

its from his song nights on blonded radio haha one of my fav songs back in high school

[restive rivet]

[azure cliff]

I feel your pain

https://tenor.com/view/sad-blackish-anthony-anderson-tears-upset-gif-4988274

[azure cliff]

That moment you redo all setups and then finally get to the end but this shit happens...

[earnest niche]

she just chilling on my floor screaming

I guess she lives here now

[solar nest]

Lol

[swift dome]

Imagine getting exactly 15 minutes

[formal imp]

being 100 is better because now i have annoying low levels thinking im a modder just cause i play the game

[safe sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764078413311901696/840026805318189077/20210506214443_1.jpg

[frail orbit]

i got this screenshot from my friend, its me vs the g6 guards, they are killing me for conning as a g6 guard for the casino and robbing its vault between october 2020 and may 2021

[unreal aspen]

that resolution though

[frail orbit]

yeah it aint the best, but it is what it is

[noble breach]

9k HOUR XBOX ACCOUNT UNBANNED LET'S FUCKING GOOOO POGGGGG

[nocturne otter]

Explosive ammo is still not here eventho I got 3left

[rigid beacon]

No wonder u were banned cause u wanted pc modders to money drop ur xbox account lmao

Why did u want money drops

[noble breach]

no, I was just a degenerate and made a LFG post about a "modded money deathmatch" where it was really just a job where I'd kill them over and over again in a savage

[rigid beacon]

“Money drops via looking for groups post”

[noble breach]

yeah

I made the looking for group post

[rigid beacon]

There was a modded capture but rockstar patch it so we can no longer fly those big ass planes

[noble breach]

do you want to see the screenshot of the enforcement history taking down the LFG posts?

[rigid beacon]

Yes

[noble breach]

ok

gimme like 5 seconds

here's the page, for some reason it still has the bans in effect

the one near the middle of the page was the one that got me banned

[rigid beacon]

Bruh

[noble breach]

what

here's my user reports page from back then

[lethal birch]

gamer picture

[noble breach]

yeah IDK

[grand star]

uwuw

[noble breach]

someone was mad at this image apparently

[lethal birch]

lol

[noble breach]

I'm considering changing it to this

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[noble breach]

lmao

decided to change it to this

[sleek hazel]

[frail orbit]

why do modders use the server error to prevent their profiles from being seen? to avoid unearthing the real name under the spoofed name?

[rigid beacon]

My voice and messaging should be over 100

Or close

[rigid beacon]

Thats been happening to me because all i did was fuck up something

[untold oar]

[rigid beacon]

The crew spoofing was a lie but u can do it

[rigid beacon]

Got more

[untold oar]

look at his excuse

[frail orbit]

dad works at rockstar

[rigid beacon]

“Dad works at rockstar”

Lmao

But

U got more

[untold oar]

I have more yes

But not by much

And I'm rank 218

How much is he

He's 55

Ofcourse he glitched

[frail orbit]

No, he would not give 300 mil, only modders can mod your account to give 999 bil (sorry for exaggrating that number)

[untold oar]

yeah ofcourse he glitched

I took rank 200 to reach the 300 mil milestone

[frail orbit]

i have 254 mil overall income, i never saved, i bought with the few million i had and moved on

[untold oar]

i will check how much my income is

[rigid beacon]

Bro this is what happens when u play with a modder

All they fucking do is complain

[noble breach]

you can check it youerslf

[rigid beacon]

F bomb

[noble breach]

*yourself

[frail orbit]

do they complain over not getting into the cmm because they are modder?

[rigid beacon]

Oh lmao

[noble breach]

go to this page https://enforcement.xbox.com/en-US and fiddlefuck around signing in and try to get to the "reputation" page

[rigid beacon]

I was the one modding

[frail orbit]

oh

[rigid beacon]

This was the same guy that threatened to dox or ddos me

[meager cliff]

hi

[noble breach]

modding isn't that bad

[meager cliff]

depends

[frail orbit]

are you modding because dd cmms are absolute hell?

[noble breach]

what

[rigid beacon]

How can i see both pc and console if i use same sc?

[rigid beacon]

Yes

[untold oar]

I will give you the link

[noble breach]

you can attach the acc to the same social club account IIRC

[rigid beacon]

We did cmm 2 and almost finished cmm 3

[meager cliff]

wasent their a gta v app (irl) that could teach ur dog new tricks? Like in game ur dog would have new tricks

[untold oar]

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/career/overview/gtaonline

Replace ps4 with pc

[frail orbit]

i can pass on that one, blame the avon mercs for having the most artifical aim

[rigid beacon]

I gave them semi god mode and the dude still managed to die

[untold oar]

In the url link

[noble breach]

CMM doomsday is aids

[meager cliff]

?

[noble breach]

I completed it with 2, 3, and 4 people, and got 6 kinds of cancer

[rigid beacon]

And get this

[noble breach]

like I seriously regret every second I spent doing those damn challenges

[rigid beacon]

He alerted the guards and blamed it on me

This dude went into their cones

Imagine spending 100 hours doing cmm

Ffs

[meager cliff]

ps4 or the new xbox series s???? both are cheap

[rigid beacon]

Idk

[meager cliff]

ps4 is good for gta?

[noble breach]

yeah

console is miles better than PC

[rigid beacon]

True

[rigid beacon]

I forgot my sc password lmao

[meager cliff]

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/VideoGameBot/

[rigid beacon]

@untold oar

[untold oar]

How do I have more than you @rigid beacon

I have 2000 hours in the game

you?

[rigid beacon]

More than me?

I have 100 hours in the game

And more on console

[untold oar]

how much on consoles

[rigid beacon]

Idk

[untold oar]

I'm so close to a level 100!

just 2 more to go!

[rigid beacon]

Im around the same rank on console and im flat out broke as fuck

[dusky timber]

rookie numbers

[wooden garnet]

Oh hell yeah man, I got a black sub too with the Japanense flag, I'd love it if the Sparrow had a secondary trim color option, so that I could paint it red

[frail orbit]

so how i do japanese color scheme is white primary and red secondary?

plus any other color for trim/turret/tertiary color

[wooden garnet]

I don't think there's a secondary color option on the sparrow

I wish there was

[queen quest]

Yakuza Stinger for example but i should've posted it on #gta-vehicles

[frail orbit]

that looks like it came from lcs (yes i recoginze the bluish white and reddish red)

[queen quest]

cuz the LCS had a better texture than the III

[frail orbit]

ah i see

[cursive pecan]

When rockstar says fuck you

AND THE FUNNY THING IS IT DIDNT FALL IT

[wooden garnet]

@twilit trellis when the submarine is 1-0

[cursive pecan]

But it's honestly funny thinking how I'm a low level and complain that I have barely any money on gta even tho I be spending like 6 mil on my kosatka when I first got it

[vast arrow]

this song for gta 6 please!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phaJXp_zMYM

[rancid hull]

That is amazing

Wait that was an hour and a half ago

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[golden marsh]

Cursed

[dusky timber]

that's a lot of money

[glad lance]

thats like at least 3 dollars

[frail orbit]

2.1 billion? i thought you could go over 2.1 billion in online because its using 64 bit integers and not 32 bits (9 quintillion vs 2.1 billion)

goddamn thats expensive, god who knows how many shark cards it takes just to get to 2.1 billion

[wooden garnet]

You can go a lot over 2.1 billion in Online, yes

[lethal birch]

grinding casino with randoms part 2

[wooden garnet]

@pastel mantle you don't see the link?

sus

[unkempt cloud]

Nice try ^^

[pastel mantle]

I guess we don't have to imagine explosive minigun. ehu

[wooden garnet]

[pastel mantle]

unfortunately

no

[wooden garnet]

sadge

[unkempt cloud]

Discord mobile is stinky and link doesnt work

[wooden garnet]

smh

It's a 77mb file, don't tell me I gotta download and upload 😩

[pastel mantle]

I replied to the message tho

you can click on "click to see attachment"

[unkempt cloud]

Ah yes thanks

[wooden garnet]

@unkempt cloud

😩

[pastel mantle]

BOLT, why are you strafing

ah he couldn't be killed?

[wooden garnet]

why not

He could

[pastel mantle]

then why

[wooden garnet]

Just had like 5x HP

[pastel mantle]

ah

[unkempt cloud]

already watched it thanks to the reply

[wooden garnet]

And the explosive minigun

[pastel mantle]

yeye

[unkempt cloud]

But ye getting explo modder to suicide is fun

Once got crashed in Arena war for winning a 1v2 against modders

[wooden garnet]

I was ducking behind to hill to not die to the meme beams

Hence strafe

[pastel mantle]

how can that rc bandito even withstand explosives bruv

this game

[wooden garnet]

Oh yeah, in the clip above he was in godmode

[unkempt cloud]

Dont worry in return the bigbass Military missle truck cant

[pastel mantle]

yeah

[wooden garnet]

Imagine this when he has godmode and a boom minigun

skillz

[unkempt cloud]

Embarrassing

[lethal birch]

how you kill godmodes?

[wooden garnet]

He wasn't in godmode before

[lethal birch]

oh

[wooden garnet]

And no, you can't kill godmode, you can just make them suffer

Which is what I do anyway

[lethal birch]

i often call one of rc toys when facing a godmode

[wooden garnet]

different strat = suffering time

RC toys very cool against godmode

[lethal birch]

dont lose the opportunity

[nocturne otter]

[lethal birch]

griefer went in passive after i got a little fun with him

[lethal birch]

that's a kd warrior attitude usually

[lethal birch]

he griefed multiple cargos and products on the broomstick in the same session

[lethal birch]

The griefer kicked me xDDDDDDD

[lethal birch]

well, no surprise

[lethal birch]

ur right

[nocturne otter]

wow very smort

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[vital agate]

Everyone wants to be me

[compact whale]

just go sell a car

[vital agate]

No

[compact whale]

go do some missions

[vital agate]

I don’t need money

I’m too good

[compact whale]

okay

what if you run out of bullets?

[vital agate]

I won’t

Because I’m too good

[compact whale]

how?

[vital agate]

FINE

I killed a pedistrian and got 30$

Happy

That woman’s blood is on your hands @compact whale

[compact whale]

nice

[lethal birch]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[brave quiver]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[nocturne otter]