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this man predicted cayo perico
1.1 is what should be able to be a thing
now its a thing
rofl
this man made the video when 1.1mil an hour was already a thing
Love when people forget what saved us from the evident lack of content for the entire year of 2020 in GTA Online
And was the first good way to make money after businesses
$1.1m an hour wasnt even that much in 2020
idot
casino b2b gave you like $3m an hour
3mil an hour doing b2b?
yes
Jeez, how slow are you? 
console man
still only 4 runs an hour
loading times themselves take half of that 1 hour
One run of casino better give 1.8mil if you're doing b2b
nah me and pen could only get 3 done an hour
art
Understandable
Easy target
Why not do gold or diamonds?
Gold 2 man is possible
too lazy
Albeit easy enough
back then we were just saving for the cayo perico update
@sour ginkgo 2x weed
No safe
Bearer Bonds on hard mode
Probably woulda gotten 200k more pink diamond
Patrol routes good
You never know what shit the guards are doing
Such as 360s
Skip to the timestamp I wrote in comments
Beemer Bombs!
Oh yeah, the idot tends to do that sometimes. Ironically, I just consider it good luck when he does, 'cause I rush from that side and bonk him, so if he's stuck doing 360s in that spot it's better for me 
I don't gotta worry about the camera seeing him then
Only place where I (personal experience) find difficulty without patrol routes is when escaping in S&S, with the dude patrolling near the metal detectors.
He's popped up many times from places I don't expect him to be in
I always do patrol routes but the 2 times where I need it the most is in SNS and YA
Because one time in YA the patrolling guard near the elevator went into the security room
And we got detected
On entry or exit?
Exit
if you're heavy speedrunning I guess
Going to the lockers only takes like 20-30s extra
In that run we had retinues and it was paleto bay drop off
So there wasn’t any noose in our way
Well
1 noose guard was in our way
hey im level 5 i can finally post this crap video of me doing the bmx wall climb thing lol https://youtu.be/UMGzuFoiwF4
3
uh, just found a wild gruppe sechs guard in casino, with a briefcase
to try put it simply. First geton the bmx, and find a flat wall like what im using in the airport. hit caps lock so you cycle faster and as your coming up to the wall jump at the wall with your front tire hitting the wall, try keep yourself balanced, but once you hit the wall hold Q and mash jump (spacebar) while holding 8 on the numpad, try keep yourself at the same angle. it might help if you watch the video and put it on 0.25 speed
I like how both firefighter and NOOSE gear do the same thing but one prep is alot easier
hm, ill try it sometime
il record a clip with my keyboard on screen to make it easier
okay thx
i think its because of diamond week
Ive been only getting paintings and gold, no diamonds to be seen
Are diamonds rare in the event week though ?
That was not from Airfield over North Harbor for truck to main harbor and through main gate and swim away 🙂

Is gctf patched
bruh... a grinders dream
no we were just playing around with a mod menu, but good guess


not in one go though 
just use this if ur on pc lol
https://www.gtaheistinfo.com/fingerprint-hack-training
very nice lol
i lvoe going round the map looking for places to wall climb, found a few good spots
:D nice
physics 100
huh
Pc players have it too easy
Ah yes Fortnite
lmaooo
fortnite 5
Only on Xbox ™
Yeah
lol
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you somehow got more than me
Sorry ignore just showing a guy sth
did you take the daily vault/safe
what daily vauçt
I once tripped on my opreersor mk2 and ended up dying by having my face crushed by it
I just did that haha
lol
Grenade MK2 EXPOSED https://youtu.be/K0Z8JagGTMY
Instead other players use different methods to earn a lot of money in a short time in minutes on PC
smol brain
https://youtu.be/QcQI6kPDs0s (yes theres gta sa so it counts) 
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Gta 5 rp dm me
we should be happy that GTA isnt like that
entering cayo perico in 800x600 resolution
LOL MY FPS DROPS TO 50
Consoles be like
different specs
Avi Schwartzman and three people for art on normal mode 


And no elite
er
Buyer laundering fee is 0 bucks. Does that mean low level buyer? 
Nah, 0 bucks is high level
That's fine
At least 
Clear out paintings with 3 people and Rickie as hacker
if only im fast enough for that
You can do it on agressive, I think.
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Very tryhardy.
me and razon tried, always missed the last one by 5s
I blame my fps because it's convenient
Plus I have proof that low fps increases the hacking/loading/grabbing times for loot

the guars on cayo r so fucking dumb like cockstar

😂
One of the guards literally walked over a dead body
aahahaha
FUCK SAKE I CANT EVEN SEND MEDIA HERE
Just reach lvl 5
Shouldn’t be too hard
Let's head to the future!
Back to the future
i have no idea how this is still alive
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how did they head back to the future if it was the first time they went to the future
it should just be called "to the future"
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Good point
that's my laptop there
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Must be on pc lmao
it is
Pavel better be in it
lol
That's the Merryweather base!
What's your vibe!?

HOW DO YOU DO THAT
Oh yeah also daily flexing of having a cute character
how do i get the permission to message in the non-gta channels
I am gonna fly a plane into rockstar hq
bruh
what car is this?
Space docker look it out ! Available both in Story or GTAO
basically impossible to get in online cos of its high level requirement


nice switch
Damn good thing your dms are open
He sent me porn help
uhuh, already took a pic of what i sent you
Oh my
Bolt wanna give me your local police station so i can report you missing if you aint back in 48 hours?
bunch of new players
what did u expect
The loop begins 
character development

at lvl 172 lol
"wait mbro"
"dont do it"
Did you grief someone in the previous session?
Seems so sus...

I took the insurgent in the Deliver EMP setup without letting the others get in
And here I was doing burnouts in the IPUC while the others were clearing the labs
Chill heist
Anyone catch the josh fight
Cool & fashion, could be MC style too! 
@storm mica DCH is a blessing, ended me up straight into this lobby 
are u still playing rn
i might get on
Ewo tryhard, typical idot who only knew how to use a mk2
Yeah
Man couldn't snipe for shit
got it
Imagine 
lmfao
First time I used a guided missile to kill a mk2, felt good
Man was in a jet going after yellow CEO
And I think yellow even RPG'd him out 

I wish OBS was working
Fun fight
I used the nano drone twice
Final score I think 9-3
i hope he's a stubborn one
He got me twice with a mk2
sadge, lobby split
That's why I'm not fighting rn lol
I got a DCH though if you're interested
oof
sure lol
give me one sec
i haven't been doing dch in a few month so
might go kinda wrong when hacking

@storm mica cringe cutscene time 
@storm mica Tfw you walk into a guard
@storm mica tfw 
sry
might take a while longer

@storm mica
champ pog
me back
oof
gn
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I think he's korean 
I think he's a war criminal 
His name is korean-ish
And koreans like to say "ez" eventho they're losing 
Nice shots btw
lol
ultralight damage bug moment
Explosive MG, hack
totally legit
Ye
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i wanna die
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I saw that message dark lol
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“hey you both suck lol”
i was like
how tf is he not dead
and then he appears to be in godmode
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don’t act stupid 
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He immediately leaves lmao
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why is it the lowest quality
Recorded on a Nokia from 2009
last gen now
no but some fences with a door are destructible
not the door itself tho
das sus
das a sus pilot
After that first car blew up so quick i was like
Wtf
He godmode
Jet was god mode too apparently
Shudup
Explains the sussy piloting
It's funny how people in godmode are the ones who don't know how to use godmode properly
same with 
He’s horrible at flying jets too as u can see
I saw that from that pathetic strafe
I could do better than that
And you saw me fly in the air race

Yes
But yes, I have not raced in planes before
Only time I did checkpoints in a jet was flight school
In 2014
I can fly semi decent
no judgy pls 
i have not completed a single air race iirc
Does anyone even do them
Our Young ancestor experience was surely entertaining wasnt it
men I took out literally everyone in the casino
alone
while you contemplate existence
in your poo poo hole

Afk momento
poo poo hole momento
My GTA character just looks so sad sometimes so I made this
nicee
apparently they couldn't ba actually fixing it so they silently changed it to log in during the week

I logged in
Didn’t get the money yet
maybe you in particular had to actually do the jumps
nice
@lethal birch Do this in RSM now 
I rarely play rsm anymore tho, and when I do I never PvP (once again because of the pepega staff)
I just drive around in an itali gto for 5-10 minutes and leave 
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@glad lance
Okay thanks

What the fuck
😉
How
Magic
hAcKeR :0

beautiful

hello
lmao I did it on hard mode
I also had the highest paying primary target, you had the lowest
it makes total sense
our secondary target value is almost identical
elite challenge pays 50k in regular and 100k in hard
and I had +500k from primary target
also hello

Wtf

Good stuff
Was this during the week where primary targets pay out an extra 50%

👍
Wait I never did the stunt races 🤔
Yeah I knew about those but never did them 😂
how
Pc magic™️
would any expert on police shootouts like to share best spots with me?
I know any metro station and Pacific Standard bank works fine
how is it possible to get 2.5 mil?
not hard mode
Gold and still 7:43 
noob
Not anymore
i got hella lucky secondary lol
5 gold and a paint
Paint, cringe.
time waste
I don't wanna keep my 2x weed heist anymore
oi @storm mica are you hopping on tonight?
And if yes, how long?
uhh i might just gonna play for like another hour
You're online right now?
yep
Well if you do hard mode more than normal
Same

@wooden garnet one sec
kay
@wooden garnet you there?
Yep
@wooden garnet fun experience yus


joins session and the first thing i see is a popup saying bolt left lmao
Sometimes you just loose the connection to yourself
Listen to this audio
Same with not enough players to start a heist finale for cayo
The siren?
no the recording quality
I have problems with my audio all the time
Im not sure if the Audio Problems are the Video or me lmao
same lmao
Well @wooden garnet social club is refusing to tell me what message you sent me
one sec
what do u use ur chips on balt
gambling 
Lmao
i spend on decor 🐱
Dont see an invite
game crashed, also my recording software
@wooden garnet what timezone are u btw
Is 2:30 am for me rn
oi
Sleeptime for you
did you guys get it
I show you what we did, wait.
Toreador Mk2 

@storm mica

you know what
ther merge actually look pretty good
Night
nvm 

Act ll B2B dm me no scam.
@wild bone, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps|doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4|other-lfg
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Nooooooooooooooooo
"Gtao on pc is fine"
gtao on pc:
"Shark Card"
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No way , people actually buy shark cards even after doomsday and cph??? >.>
people will always buy shark cards
and whilst its stupid its good that they do, cos otherwise r* would drop online like they did with rdro
i think sharkcards in a half a year or a year later will be useless since 70 percent of players will have kosatka and 30 percent people which are new players would try to find a host to get 300-400k or even more
Celebrities and little kids would still buy sharkcards
and People whit f ESD
fx
There is no game where people not rant and go conspiring over the game companies makes a lot of money. And none of them actual show the price for running and development a game and keep it running, come with new DLC's or even new games/version. It's just an unwritten rule of conduct there is something about and in a game you shall not like. And
GTA is no exceptions.
the only map expansion we had is cayo perico
Amen
I would guess maybe impulse purchases, there are many paywalls (You need a Nightclub and Terrorbyte to upgrade the MK2)
Also kids dont care, they just get their parents to buy it
can i share my yt video here?.
nope
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@glad lance
Well it is mentioned that advertising rules are relaxed
So posting YT vids is fine as long as you don’t ask for subs and whatnot
posting gameplay video from your yt is fine
https://i.imgur.com/plkdIIX.jpeg i pushed my sub into (kinda) the middle of the city now its stuck cant push it further
Only on #gta-media ,it's fine
yeah i kinda meant that
you can post a video or a clip from your video
but not your whole channel
oh okay thanks. kinda confused tho. so can i post a link in this channel just asking ppl to check it out and give their honest ops? or can i only send the gameplay here..?
you should be more or less fine as long as you don't come in like "dudebros heyo like and subscribe" and post your shit in every channel in the server
Lmao
say less. thanks bud.
That’s as far as I can push it
ahaha happened to me too, when i requested it and requested the sparrow right after while it didnt spawn yet
anyway, i would appreciate you watching my vid, its only 1 min and 33 sec. just give me ur honest opinion, i want to improve, thx:]. (im not a griefer just so yk)
i cant link it, my channel name is IAMDOOM, its my newest vid.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
2nd time
we need an fd in gta 
Griefer
You are probably wondering how I got here
Failed your Ollie
Thats lame
@oblique gust 
Especially considering I've been here for like a year and just don't talk that much 😕 lol

oh wait they just added 500K lol
11min for an entire lap then you get a 15min time without even finishing 
@unkempt cloud 
i lost my helmet, i look sus now dont i because g6 guards have helmets on most of the time (jk he still let me in the vault kekw)
Helmets are annoying in G6 mantrap run
My guy keeps stopping to lift his visor up and down
Anti speedrun strats 😔
oh yeah i remember that
my character stops to flip the visor for no reason
other than to look NOT sus in the vault guards eyes
I just resort to spam jumping in first person now
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a modded insurgent terrorizing the highway
the thing soon crashed my game, see gta 5 cannot handle 5000 npcs firing at the car
bonk
damnit! can r* at least not crash my game while im watching anime (yes i really do) or not crash when im playing with the npcs that spawn inside zancudo
Inside the thing
your average insurgent interior- wait its the same shit!
if images look squashed and 800x600 pixels, its because i like squashed resolutions that display on windows xp, for some reason
Haram!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736707713286930523/836633872099835974/123456.PNG
anyone know the name of the striped mask with the block in the front?
the mask idot


It’s some bull shit
Gas mask or some dumb crap
Fuck it it’s dumb and irrelevant
LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID
the map how I see it
why are my snipers and rifles gone :/
best heist i've done
@maiden widget ape
huh @late lava
is that good lmao
yes
lool
@maiden widget imagine not having ninja sheath ;))
crouch walk the entire map lol
gta modded car sellers be drooling over paintjobs like this (sorry this is not exactly gta media)


Getting noticed
Car goes boom? Achieved Grief!
I just took down an aircraft with explosive sniper for the first time.
Damn that shit is satisfying.
bruh
tfw AI can snipe better than some players
I still have ptsd from vault lasers at the powerplant
got sniped off a mk2 by an ai, glitched mk2 death, drill randomly dropped midway
all happened within 10 minutes
I once got sniped out of my hydra
that's...
wow
The angle that I approached them it’s almost impossible for a normal player to snipe me
apparently I'm not alone, about the random drop, it happened to me multiple times but with the hacking device
Nice
Woah
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@agile cipher
@storm mica
wdc, buy the game on epic, you're not allowed to request such thing here
lol tequila with no gold spawn
there's my worst one of the week
gta lcs running on gta vice city engine for pc
game is really glitchy today...
Fucking pussy
I offered help, but noo a level 13 is better than fucking cayo
Wtf @solar trellis
Check his message history in the server, he fucking has heists that hes OFFERING

was it really necessary to bring it here and potentially start cancerous drama
Dude hes a fucking pussy/hypocrite
Know what, can u help me grind tho
Im looking for someone to help me
Im on pc sadly
ok and your point is
youre just describing the average gta player

Joe sloppy mama
I tried to make my guy a hillbilly biker and accidentally made him a minion
@glad terrace

I would reset the character 
Never, this is my new look

POV: Your in the passenger seat in GTA online
wtf snow
paragon r
Pain.
🤳 📺
i did that yesterday but with the cash instead of the rp
At least you can spin it
I'm in a country where I can't even do something in the casino
Annoying asf
Enus Paragon R (Armored)
those sneakers
Wtf
high tech
vitiligo
its Clearlly looks like you begging him
Where you get the sneakers at
flex tape on da feet
lol
@hallow depot rate pls 
It's not a titan 🥟
wut
Bombushka 

diamonds+big con hard. What else would I want? 😍
silent is the most buggeed. No thx
yes but muh 2p 7/8 carts double daily no heli elite challenge 
What about your 2P 7.5/8 carts double daily no heli elite challenge
2p?
how does con change anything in the vault?
If he gets detected a lot in S&S 
im doing in 3p with diamonds, but there are no diff between silent and big con. Just in silent harder to achieve the vault while in big con they get you into the vault
yes but we're talking 2p
If you're doing 3p then there's no reason to not get double daily 
I don’t think anyone got 3.4mil+ with 2P other than Oleg
YA's been more buggy than S&S in my runs 😔
I wanna almost cancel my heist and get S&S
Yessir
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feeling good rn
Sheesh
can I post a gta meme here?
Getting double daily means new routes and guards to deal with, not just money. If I played for money I'd be crying for the Panther Statue in cayo everyday.
Why do DCH at all if you play for monies

Explosive_Hydraulics.exe launched!
Idot mk2 shooting missiles at ground level
can somone help me get lspdfr??
interesting
I'm a Bombushka fanboy, I like this.

Didn't fix it
😔
I just don't care about transporting stuff in a 60mph boxplane
I'd honestly prefer having a cringe hot looking AC-130 instead of a shitty no JATO cargoplane
Have you ever done a delivery for motorcycle club, putting players on motorcycles inside a Bombushka and air dropping them at each spot?
No show me
Back in the day, yes.
noice
Where is the media fam
you gotta be kidding me

Proof that house always wins
what

That wall: 1
Me: 0
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
@severe garnet 1-0
Chinese leaders: I like my flying motorcycles like I like my citizens, opressed
who said public servers can't be fun
@solemn berry ask Crown
@unborn stump
Show him the pics of the meet we had
Uh i havent played gta in lime 2 months
Lzzzz is growing up less goo
Hey yall I'm creating a gta movie if anyone is interested
Nice
finnaly I got them all true poggers moment
how
I need impotent rage
impotent rage my beloved
happens when you have nothing to do in gta online and look for collectibles
deal
I need Impotent rage
idk look up a guide
and hey look
Ive watched the 1h long video
and I missed a single one
so make sure you watch the whole video
but yeah impotent rage cool
btw is that the engineer from tf2
cant steal my 4 rare outfits
tbh the alien one was the easiest and the epsilon robe
the robe was just standing and pressing right d pad
Yo
is there a car discussion?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sad days
Found a glitch
assert dominance
indeed
Which collectibles give you the Epsilon Robes?
Nvm
did you really find it though 🤨
LOL NO LONGER A GREIFER?
What the actual fuck

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yeah im never wearing that again
Let’s go?
try hard lmao
"Literally crying and shaking" 
I’m sick of Tom connors missions
I shouldn’t have bought the penthouse
THEY ALWAYS CALL WHEN IM RUNNING

Fr, so I changed to standard fps 1 
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Idiot in a jet
1.) strafing improperly, supposed to do 90 degree strafe
2.) literally using a fucking hydra
3.) dodging missiles vertically
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Tryhards dont strafe in 90 degrees
Smart people do
You easily get rpged strafing at 30-45
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Who
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Why can’t I post any pictures
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Nailed it
is it just me or does the filter looks too strong
aside from that great pics
i like👍























