gta-media

[lethal birch]

Cool. Cool cool cool.

Lmao

[chilly copper]

lmao

[tawdry flax]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cvJ6tfNG28

lol

this guy is a real player

[lethal birch]

He wasn't able to lose the cops, so you're right.

70% of the players can't lose them.

[dusky timber]

fuck lewis the expert rockstar games player, all my homies hate lewis the expert rockstar games player

[tawdry flax]

yeah

losing cops is just waste of time

he will spawn somewhere nearby later

[chilly tulip]

I received a second opinion from Rohan S. Pretty much says the same thing though. Still waiting on a third reply.

[lethal birch]

you didnt do duggans

[lethal birch]

Quickplay heist

i know its not needed but damn

[dusky timber]

fuck rohan s the expert rockstar games player, all my homies hate rohan s the expert rockstar games player

[lethal birch]

lol

[proper grove]

"expert rockstar games player" n o

[lethal birch]

It was going smooth till one of the guys kept shooting at a duggan goon

sns fuck ups yes

[lethal birch]

you alright bud

[dusky timber]

yes

[lethal birch]

[chilly tulip]

Lewis and Rohan are awesome. Haters are gonna hate.

[lethal birch]

if oleg bans me i wi-

Oh no, he used the Spider-Man's face emoji.

[fringe kindle]

Should my cartel truck be a dark blue and silver or dark red and silver (or black)

[lethal birch]

White.

[fringe kindle]

All white..?

[lethal birch]

White cars are truly popular among narcos.

[fringe kindle]

An all white truck?

What about chrome for the front and bars

[lethal birch]

Yeah, with chrome.

[chilly tulip]

Oleg. How does it feel. Having more GTA $ than The Professional?

[dusky timber]

"eh"

now if i had more money than chris that would be kinda cool

[chilly tulip]

That’s the next goal.
Gotta pass up his rank, too.

[lethal birch]

oleg with 1.7B Make it 1.7T

[fringe kindle]

@lethal birch so primary and secondary color are both white?

[lethal birch]

👍

I have no idea what vehicle you're referring to though.

[fringe kindle]

Sand king

2 door

[lethal birch]

No, you want an SUV or a less taller truck.

[fringe kindle]

What truck then

I’m at 200k rn

cause I just bought this and an MOC

[lethal birch]

You should steal a Sand King XL then, they tend to spawn in Blaine County.

[fringe kindle]

It’s literally the same truck I just sold but with 2 more doors

[fringe kindle]

What about a vapid bobcat xl @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

No, that's too tasteful.

[fringe kindle]

Well I can’t find a sand king xl

So idk what truck

[lethal birch]

Steal an Albany Cavalcade.

[fringe kindle]

Okay. Will it go fast once it’s fully upgraded tho?

[lethal birch]

It's not about the speed, it's about the looks.

[fringe kindle]

But I am looking for a car with both

[lethal birch]

You might find some help with that in the #gta-vehicles channel.

[fringe kindle]

Oh okay thanks

[dusky timber]

opreser

[lethal birch]

LOL

I remember when that was me

Didn’t know you needed your own and thought you could use friends 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

[unreal aspen]

[lethal birch]

👏🏽

[jade breach]

GTA SAN ANDREAS COSPLAYS

Claude (GTA III)

Torso: Biker Jacket (Victim)
Legs: Olive Pants (Binco)
Shoes: Blue Hi-Tops (Pro-Laps)

Mike (GTA ADV)

Torso: Jean Jacket (Zip)
Legs: Olive Pants (Binco)
Shoes: Brown Boots (Zip)

Niko Bellic (GTA IV)

Torso: R-Star Jacket (Pro-Laps)
Legs: Blu Track Pants (Pro-Laps)
Shoes: Brown Boots (Zip)

Huang Lee (GTA CTW)

Torso: Combat Jacket (Binco)
Legs: Blue Jeans (Binco)
Shoes: Green Hi-Tops (Pro-Laps)

[hoary salmon]

When u texting the homies in a gc and forget ur flying a 3 million dollar carbon fibre chopper from your 10 million dollar super yacht

Don’t text and drive kids

[lethal birch]

Nice work @jade breach.

[jade breach]

@lethal birch Thanks, I have more but I don't wanna flood the section

I'll show them later

[lost niche]

#memes-and-shitposting

memes

[proper grove]

ahahaha damn

[rugged dove]

Not too bad. Now just need the right vehicles for the job🤘

[lethal birch]

Not impressed

[stoic briar]

Standard tryhard outfit #715

[native nova]

huh, there are turn signals apparently

[lethal birch]

Yeah, they've been in the game since the start.

For the NPCs only.

[zealous saffron]

my obsession with black bars continues

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

[dull inlet]

[unreal aspen]

Doesn’t really seem like you need that $12k though

[glacial ice]

sick game

glitched out after that where it doesnt respawn trailer

[unreal aspen]

That sucks

[lethal birch]

@glacial ice lmao

[chilly tulip]

Is that... a gunrunning shipment?

[unreal aspen]

Steve no

[severe garnet]

Steve NO

[chilly tulip]

[unreal aspen]

Rip pancakes cargo

[short timber]

hello

[unreal aspen]

hello

[short timber]

hru

[unreal aspen]

good

[short timber]

nice

Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, i wasent born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchenfor a midnight snackof cheese and crackers you absolute gormless minger.

[unreal aspen]

[short timber]

yeah

YEAHH

[unreal aspen]

tl;dr

[short timber]

lol

[lethal birch]

unfortunate turn of events

[quiet merlin]

ouch

[severe garnet]

Rip that guy

[dusty osprey]

This is a very unwanted spawn

[jade breach]

Franklin Clinton (GTA V)

Torso: Gray Shirt (Zip)
Legs: Black Khakis (Zip)
Shoes: Brown Boots (Zip)

[quiet merlin]

you're recreating gta characters in gta?

[jade breach]

@quiet merlin Yeah, in San Andreas

I did EarthBound characters as well

[quiet merlin]

you're running low on cash

[jade breach]

I'm very well aware of that

Anyways

Trevor Philips (GTA V)

Torso: White T-Shirt (Binco)
Legs: Gray Pants (Binco)
Shoes: Brown Boots (Zip)

[dusty osprey]

Very big

[jade breach]

Diablo member 1 (GTA III)

Torso: Blue Hoody (Binco)
Legs: Blue Jeans (Binco)
Shoes: White Hi-Tops (Pro-Laps)
Hats: Red Rag Back (Binco)

Diablo member 2 (GTA III)

Torso: Blue Hoody (Zip)
Legs: Beige Khakis (Zip)
Shoes: White Hi-Tops (Pro-Laps)
Hats: Blue Rag Back (Binco)

Cartel member (GTA III)

Torso: Blue Hawaiian (Victim)
Legs: Black Khakis (Zip)
Shoes: Cowboy Boots (Binco)
Hats: Black Boater (Didier Sachs)

[glad fog]

Lmaooo

I love that

[fervent scaffold]

I wish I could see ufos in Xbox gta online

[dusty osprey]

Why so cute thoughh

[pure finch]

Watch the train it gonna run yo over

[lethal birch]

It's taking forever though.

[fervent scaffold]

This is what it looked like before I turned it into a thumbnail

[quiet merlin]

nice clickbait thumbnail

[fervent scaffold]

Not really, I’m trying to stop the train so in reality it leaves some suspense

[dusty osprey]

thats just bull crap

[fervent scaffold]

Ok lol

[jaunty veldt]

rate?

[fervent scaffold]

#gta-vehicles

[sterile star]

Not funny

[paper gate]

Y so?

[viscid kestrel]

If he had crashed the car into something after or if y'all hit a C4 and blew up as you looked back at the road the shock would've been funny IMO

[paper gate]

Tru, now u got me wishing that happened @viscid kestrel

[sterile star]

Ireland

[little plinth]

???

[sterile star]

Nvm

Search up ireland car bomb

its a joke to those

[paper gate]

Hopefully I'm not the only one with questions....

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/RFDBG2sUnW8 @quiet merlin

imma just deleye this

Please don't forget sharing how to perform glitches is not allowed here. Thank you. 😉

im well aware, Thank you

[quiet merlin]

Damn no way

[frank knoll]

Tried playing with the depth of field

[lethal birch]

This guy was pussy and talking shit in passive

Backflip

Fucking hell

ugly prenumbra lol

triple kill

[severe garnet]

Penumbra

[pure finch]

@chilly tulip your keeping the streets clean from ppl who need to feed their children ?

Rude

[chilly tulip]

Yes.

[sterile egret]

This looks like the size of all Blaine county

[smoky plover]

i think of it as small island with several city so yes there's a cops ofc

[lethal birch]

Nice air strip

[smoky plover]

but assuming a druglord own the island, corrupt cops ofc

[sterile egret]

I see it like Hawaii tbh, one big town, and one or two smaller ones nearby, and an airstrip up north

[smoky plover]

interesting

[empty flower]

maybe due to the size of the airfield a bit bigger then blaine county

maybe

[smoky plover]

i genuinely hope we get it as separate map. so it wont destroys framerate

[sterile egret]

If this ends up being similar to the end product, it’ll be a shame if it ends up being heist exclusive

[smoky plover]

I don't mind a other loading screen to that map

as long as its not destroying my framerate

rlly hope we can freeroam on it

[sterile egret]

For RDR2, Guarma had its own separate loading screen and all so maybe they’ll do the same thing here.

[severe garnet]

I think it’ll destroy my frame rates

Because

[empty flower]

what's the matter with destroyjing frame rate as long is playable

[lethal birch]

It might due to hardware limitations

[severe garnet]

Original XB1

[smoky plover]

yes hardware limitations

[lethal birch]

For pc, it wont be a problem

[smoky plover]

im sure they are considering that

[sterile egret]

There’s only so much a console can take

[empty flower]

except 7fps

[smoky plover]

well low end pc owner hwre

[sterile egret]

Well a non pc owner here

[empty flower]

inv only session

Big brAin

[smoky plover]

it will definitely be a problem. for me at least

[severe garnet]

Hopefully it doesn’t give as bad frames as what it gives me when inside the casino

[sterile egret]

Something tells me that little construction site on the casino will be a ticket booth of some kind

[empty flower]

unlikely

[sterile egret]

Or a travel agency Duggan set up

[empty flower]

kindda

[lethal birch]

[empty flower]

LmAO

[smoky plover]

that is a possibilities

[empty flower]

they broke after being rob 69 times

[smoky plover]

I'd like to think of it as an upgraded security

a whole new difficulty for dch

[empty flower]

that maybe posible

[sterile egret]

Lester can source us the submarine, but something tells me that we have to go to the island as “tourists” and scope out the place in an innocent fashion.

[smoky plover]

imagine that

[empty flower]

who would go to an island with cocaine as "tourist"

[pure finch]

i bet we helping the governmet in this DLC

[severe garnet]

They did state the heist will have a “new approach”

[empty flower]

wait... this is GTA

[sterile egret]

From all we know, it has a town

[severe garnet]

I wonder what that “new approach” will be

[empty flower]

submarine?

[sterile egret]

I’m sure someone out there would like to visit it

[empty flower]

idk

[smoky plover]

and i genuinely hope we got optimization fix in this update.

like, legit hoping

[sterile egret]

Just a few American tourists taking a look around

We can’t just go in guns blazing expecting Lester to source everything

We have to make some investigation of our own

[lethal birch]

Lester?

[empty flower]

why?

[lethal birch]

He is busy molesting georgina, nah he wont accept it unless its the casino

[sterile egret]

I dunno it just seems a little odd to just head to the island and steal stuff, we’d have to scope it out.

I highly doubt the government will offer us a submarine, even Agent 14 is too much of a wuss to offer us that.

[empty flower]

hehehe

[lethal birch]

@sterile egret bogdan will borrow his submarine to us

Nw

[empty flower]

right... even when we sold the khanjali they only gave us 100k

which is like 1/7 of the whole thing

[sterile egret]

Maybe Bogdan sees this crime lord as a threat and lends us a submarine who knows?

[empty flower]

my bad 1/70

[empty flower]

told us where to buy it

[sterile egret]

But assuming the IAA or the FIB will be giving us all this seems a bit unlikely

[empty flower]

it's destroyed remember?

[pure finch]

i bet we gonna buy the sub from warstock

[chilly tulip]

By the time the update arrives, we'll have Georgina and Lester's child as a contact.
One IRL day = 1 GTA Online month, so in three weeks, almost 2 years will have passed in GTA Online.

[pure finch]

not focluser

since you cant focluse a nuclear sub

[empty flower]

depends...

[lethal birch]

Yes, his child is George

[empty flower]

LMAOOO

[lethal birch]

We will have him as a contact

[smoky plover]

mrs rackman coming back as our boss sounds good

a familiar face

[sterile egret]

Yeah I was about to say that

[lethal birch]

Yeah

[smoky plover]

i kinda like her lol

[pure finch]

mrs rackman kinda bitchy ngl

[smoky plover]

14 too

[sterile egret]

Maybe we’ll make a deal with her

[empty flower]

@pure finch you can forclose a government facilty why not a submarine

[smoky plover]

yeah

[lethal birch]

She can make a return but, is this new island part of the US?

[sterile egret]

Rackman whips 14 into shape because let’s be honest 14 is a lot worse

[pure finch]

idk maybe ask FIB or IAA

[empty flower]

maybe maybe not

[sterile egret]

Without any supervision 14 can be a bit unreliable

[empty flower]

agreed

[pure finch]

who ever owns the government properties in wonderful state of San Andreas

[empty flower]

prison break?

the prison break heist

[sterile egret]

He let himself get caught like an idiot in Doomsday

[lethal birch]

[pure finch]

he posted hes running route online 🤣

[sterile egret]

You’d think a special agent wouldn’t be posting his morning run routine online but nope, he got himself captured thanks to that.

[empty flower]

IAA instgram kindda thing?

[lethal birch]

I wouldn't mind some involvement from the DOA, they keep messing up, it's time for them to shine.

[hoary salmon]

This is my outfit lol

[pure finch]

low bit gangster

[fervent sleet]

@hoary salmon is that the blacklisted duffle

Rip

[thorn wolf]

what car is that

[severe garnet]

Windsor

[thorn wolf]

thanks

[feral snow]

windsor free with criminal pac

[lethal birch]

can anyone tell me how to get mk 2 weapons with explosic bullets

?

[severe garnet]

Research

Also

Not all mk2 weapons have explosive Bullets

Just the sniper and pump shotgun

[lethal birch]

how would i research it?

[severe garnet]

In your bunker

On the computer in your bunker you should assign staff to either research or manufacturing and research.

[dusky timber]

pump shotgun doesn't require research to buy explosive things but sniper does

[severe garnet]

Oh

[shadow barn]

the 2nd hydra and the 2nd Cuban is eating up space

[grizzled anvil]

Ikr

I’ll put in storage

[shadow barn]

no as in

hangar slots

[grizzled anvil]

Ik

I’ll put in hanger storage

[shadow barn]

you know there is limited slots even if you store them

a hangar can have up to 20 planes

whether they're in storage or in the hangar area

no advertising

[golden harness]

⚠ User not found on the server

[celest needle]

Lmao

[golden harness]

Member forcebanned (Case #78895)

[shadow barn]

[lethal birch]

[dusky timber]

pog moment

[severe garnet]

Pog

[lethal birch]

Logan Paul

[restive tendon]

lol

[sage copper]

Hu

[pallid echo]

Imagine this giant chemical laser weapon in GTA lol

[shadow barn]

[shadow barn]

nah i'll stick to my aerial command fleet

[pallid echo]

Its defenses when u get close lol

[shadow barn]

nah even then

reflectors are destroyable

[pallid echo]

Ye

[shadow barn]

i flew those sorties myself

as a former Infinity Pilot

[pallid echo]

In gta it would piss people off lol

Me too

[shadow barn]

im sure the ace combat players would know how to deal with such

but other than that i would like one of them aerial cruiser or a sub carrier

so i can store them planes,helicopters and other aerial things

[lethal birch]

https://streamable.com/2jp3mz @wooden garnet

Skip to 1:40 ish for the tula go brrr

[wooden garnet]

Thanks

Let's see

Might help in DCH

Ah, it's the same principle.

Cool

[lethal birch]

https://streamable.com/7cm2pb

Titan flight on dch prep again

[shadow barn]

nice AMG GT

[feral kelp]

Yep, Black Series too

[unkempt kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542454978153807873/780110727872118804/unknown.png
No one uses these anymore

[shadow barn]

i do from time to time

especially if i remember one along the way

[unkempt kayak]

I remember the fake money glitches with those things

[dusky timber]

i use them when i need to withdraw 10 mil

or deposit

[unkempt kayak]

you can do that?

[severe garnet]

Yes

[shadow barn]

yes

[unkempt tundra]

V

[vestal citrus]

@unkempt tundra This most certainly is not the right channel for it

[unkempt tundra]

maybe you should stop spawn peeking

[vestal citrus]

Again, not the right channel for it

Move it please, thanks

[devout prism]

Yeah man we'll all die if that is kept in this channel

move it now

[unkempt tundra]

she didnt even die tho tf?

[devout prism]

you didn't get it

[grand iris]

What the absolute fuck

[severe garnet]

Soft lock

Only way to get out is close the game I guess

[runic meteor]

you know you wanted to be there

[devout trellis]

https://connectionshub.wixsite.com/gtacayopericoforum

[grand iris]

No

Why

[crude otter]

bruh where my message go

[grand iris]

A i figured it was a modder he was doing it to the whole lobby

[crude otter]

aaahhhh ok

also if youre the mod who just deleted my message. why

I know you're here

[velvet jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY3X-tuvHPI

[severe garnet]

Advertising isn’t allowed

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/Ag6H1e1rXJ0

[twilit trellis]

I still have it

[lethal birch]

Ew, ifunny.co watermark

[runic meteor]

How much was the bet coz that don’t add up

[woven meadow]

blackjack pays out more

[unkempt kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768052786935103499/780150170804420618/unknown.png
Never doing aggressive again.

[gloomy bane]

XD]\

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/h9oK7Xr5aDA

[fluid sundial]

Anyone needs money?

[restive tendon]

not really

[lethal birch]

Not sure if this is right place to ask, but I love the beat behind Midnight City by MB3 on Non Stop Pop. I’m tryna make a playlist of songs with that exact same vibe, anyone have recommendations?

@lethal birch #other-games or #archive_media.

[chilly tulip]

#gta-media is most definitely not the right place to ask.

[lethal birch]

My bad

[arctic bramble]

You can’t change your gender in GTA so I did it myself (Male character)

[unreal aspen]

[lethal birch]

mixlin?

is that you?

[unreal aspen]

tis

his real discord username

[arctic bramble]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

I have you on psn

[arctic bramble]

Mixlin_?

[lethal birch]

yepp

[arctic bramble]

Nice

Getting a full picture on PlayStation is so annoying

[lethal birch]

yup

[unreal aspen]

my xbox live storage is full

so none of my screenshots/clips upload

[arctic bramble]

Took a while

I have to screenshot, send it to an inactive account I use for this, go onto the PS App and save it from there

[unreal aspen]

good rickroll @lethal birch , but use #memes-and-shitposting next time

[lethal birch]

Sure

ok

[storm mica]

[unreal aspen]

who's the pepega

[lethal birch]

@arctic bramble @arctic bramble @arctic bramble how did u do that???

[unreal aspen]

pinging him thrice

[arctic bramble]

@lethal birch Just made it look like a girl, Eyeliner, lipstick and there’s a ponytail head option

[fervent sleet]

@arctic bramble kill it

Looks like a fembky

Femboy

Give it some blue hair 😂

[restive tendon]

lol

[lethal birch]

Oh ok I might have to do that lol. R u on pc or ps4?

[arctic bramble]

Doesn’t matter, character creator is still the same

[unreal aspen]

what

[paper gate]

@unreal aspen correct me if I'm wrong but I believe this sums it up correctly

[unreal aspen]

:catnod:

[graceful nacelle]

Destroy that cancerous vehicle

[viscid kestrel]

It's parked appropriately.

With B2B and Casino Heist, nowadays, it is considerably easier. It's also the typical grief-mobile.

I've never personally had too hard of a time aiming it on dumb-fire, and it can lock, so I'm not too sure what you're referring to. If you take the Mk2 and line it up with your target, all you have to do is go up or down until the nose is aiming at the target and pull the trigger. The missle goes straight so all you're considering is a line like this | to line yourself up.

[pallid echo]

Watching a video of SU-35S at an air show and look at the pilot's name

[deft terrace]

lol

[pallid echo]

Doomsday heist was in 2017 right?

[deft terrace]

Yea

Arrived in 2017

[pallid echo]

Ok so this is apparently from 2 years ago, looks like Bogdan went to fly fighter jets after doomsday

"I'm tired of water, water is... Asshole, i go to the sky now"

[deft terrace]

I guess a rockstar employee watched this video before

[pallid echo]

Maybe

But if doomsday was in 2017 this was in 2018, which means it's after doomsday

Bogdan got tired of water

[deft terrace]

Retired bogdan lol

[ashen pier]

@latent zephyr

[latent zephyr]

man oh man will i buy that

[ashen pier]

Make sure your track pants and track jacket doesnt look the same, that looks too good to be slav

Make sure they have stripe to look good

@latent zephyr

[latent zephyr]

oh yeah i no overturn the slav gods

[ashen pier]

Ill show you the video

[robust abyss]

Oops

[leaden swift]

driving jets like that always give me a headache smh

[abstract elm]

ok so, this guy started posting FAKE "GTA 6 trailers" like 5 years ago. He noticed that no one was believing him, and now hes back to doing it. 😂

[proper grove]

gta 7

[honest mulch]

finally 10 mil in my bank hallelujah

i need to grind to 17 million by wedsnday thou smh

[fervent scaffold]

But why

[honest mulch]

7 million for the yacht

its on discount so ima get it

[fervent scaffold]

Yachts are useless

[honest mulch]

they are, but its always nice to own one

[keen jolt]

i miss gta v in 2015

so simple...

Just sticky bombs and drive by's..

there wasnt any flying motorcyles

or aerial cannons

i miss the old days.

[fervent scaffold]

Lamar got that sticky 😳

[keen jolt]

ayooo 😳

[fervent scaffold]

Then is the full thing case your confused

[honest mulch]

i mean, im gonna get it sooner rather than later, plus idk when its gonna be on sale, so why not get it when it i son sale

[fervent scaffold]

But it’s useless

Waste of money

[lethal birch]

It's his money though.

[honest mulch]

its just a flexing item

i mean, wouldnt mind using it to get some lap dances

[unreal aspen]

Great game with no obvious flaws

[honest mulch]

lmao

xbox

[unreal aspen]

Softlocked

[lethal birch]

It happens, that thing with the loading screens.

[unreal aspen]

Hmm

[short timber]

hello

[storm laurel]

Img version of autarch >> regular autarch

[short timber]

cool

[wooden garnet]

I did grief someone before, or at least tried to, and all I have of that rare occurence is this :

#gta-media message

And immediately after
#gta-media message

[storm mica]

practice makes perfect

[unreal aspen]

God damn bolt

Those lag spikes

[wooden garnet]

Recording software, don't blame me

[keen jolt]

bro

[wooden garnet]

My gameplay was smooth for the most part

[keen jolt]

ya'll know theprofessional on youtube?

[wooden garnet]

Recording messes up sometimes

[unreal aspen]

Yes, of course @keen jolt

[keen jolt]

he has like

1 BILLION

MONEY

IN GTA

[wooden garnet]

So?

[keen jolt]

ikr

[wooden garnet]

Oleg in this server's gonna get 1.7bil soon™️

1bil is not that hard to grind anymore

[unreal aspen]

Well, the games been out for over 7 years

[storm mica]

the prof barely did dch i think

[wooden garnet]

He never did it to get money

And that is the flaw with all his money guides

Pepega didn't include the best way to make money in his grinding channel

Eh nah

Destroying anyone's cargo is unfunny to me

Except maybe Ross's

[sterile star]

That dumb

[round mantle]

Ruining other people experience it's not funny

just like you got ruined by other guy

[sterile star]

It isn't, its rude

and your a dick if you find it funny

Yea but doing it just to ruin the experience

[storm mica]

tbh im not against the concept of destroy cargo in this game

but if you only target low lvls cus u can't fight actual good pvp players then you a dickhead

[sterile star]

Yea

[storm mica]

now that's a dickhead move

ok?

go fight tryhards u coward

[sterile star]

Your a cunt to others, like actually stop talking

[burnt umbra]

[sterile star]

if your ruining an online game for other yea stop

[storm mica]

yes but it's not about the game

it's about the game community

or just the community in general

true

if that's how u like it then i can't do shit

u can do what u want

[sterile star]

But

its just wrong

[storm mica]

but it's just not mature and worth the point for someone to get their experience ruined when they just started the game

[sterile star]

Especially low levels

[storm mica]

or just anyone who started a new game

[round mantle]

This what we call more nuub than the low levels

[sterile star]

Also if your going to destroy cargo at least do it to high levels

Thats funner tbh

[round mantle]

which just like you can't handle fighting high level

[sterile star]

Cause i like a good 1v1

[storm mica]

go kill high lvls and get quality pvp experience and saltiness

[burnt umbra]

I mean technically anyone under 130 and above getting killed by high levels is kinda wrong as well which alot of high levels do

[lethal birch]

[storm mica]

what's stoping you from practicing with good pvp players?

like low lvls aint even a challenge

[sterile star]

I aint got nothing against cargo greifing, hell i do it to, but to low levels? I thought i was a low

[storm mica]

mhm

[sterile star]

And im a furry

Im basically human shit

[storm mica]

[unreal aspen]

[sterile star]

Yea lets just ignore the opmk2

[storm mica]

mhm

[lethal birch]

mhm

[sterile star]

and the lsc

Actually lets ignore it all

[lethal birch]

No, you're not.

[storm mica]

damn you are more pathetic than i thought

[lethal birch]

Anyhow, please maintain a respectful conversation, be polite to each other. 😉

[storm mica]

but targeting new players? hell nah

[sterile star]

At least give them a chance

[chilly tulip]

Killing post-wipe low ranks is perfectly acceptable.

[wooden garnet]

yes

But you really can't tell who's wiped and who's not these days

[storm mica]

also true

[wooden garnet]

Everyone in the server's dumber than your grandma trying to figure out what a keyboard is

[storm mica]

killing low lvls isn't even fun

[wooden garnet]

True

[storm mica]

it's just shooting fish in a barrel

[wooden garnet]

It's boring

[storm mica]

no skills required and boring

go kill high lvls

[chilly tulip]

Unless it’s a low level squeaker with a mic

[storm mica]

true

[wooden garnet]

Alright

[storm mica]

immature child

[wooden garnet]

[storm mica]

at this point im thinking you are trolling

[wooden garnet]

He is easily allowed to hunt down low levels and farm them for kd and cargo

But that don't mean you'll be widely appraised for doing so, because common opinions are a thing, and they're not in favor of farming low levels

[sterile star]

Oh no a kd farmer

[chilly tulip]

I thought this was #gta-online

[storm mica]

well if being a pos to new players appeal fun to you then i won't stop u

[fervent scaffold]

Choo choo

[wooden garnet]

I thought so too

[storm mica]

down to get ur kd dropped?

yep you are trolling

[wooden garnet]

[storm mica]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL2WB_DyGT4JwsX3DRDo4mQ/video s this entire channel is a troll

[lethal birch]

Finally people started to realize it...

[sterile star]

Aight time to block the troll

[chilly tulip]

Alex has been trolling for days now. They’re trying way too hard.

[sterile star]

There, all you have to do

[storm mica]

oh rly

[chilly tulip]

Because it’s blatantly obvious.

[storm mica]

all you've been posting is the same thing

[sterile star]

I think this was the dude going on earlier about letting jets have god mode

pretty sure its him

Ok then stfu

[unreal aspen]

alex is very obviously a bait/troll account

[storm mica]

yeah

[unreal aspen]

so best thing you guys can do is ignore him

[wooden garnet]

he's too deep into his own shit now, and doesn't know what to believe anymore

[storm mica]

already blocked him

[wooden garnet]

Grief-ception

[quiet merlin]

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

@quiet merlin UVersusMe?

[chilly tulip]

Bolt, you’re on my list of people to . Just so you know

[storm mica]

protokille>uversuspro

[wooden garnet]

Why
I pay my bills now

I have 5000 bucks in my pocket in case I have to pay them

[chilly tulip]

As long as you’re paying your in-game bills, you’re fine.

[wooden garnet]

I don't even remember how much I have

[quiet merlin]

UVersusMe > proto

[storm mica]

oh hell ya im registered as ceo all the time lol

[storm mica]

proto beat uversuspro 2 times

[quiet merlin]

but he didn't beat me

[wooden garnet]

Meanwhile dies to Azzlack_Marius in a 1v1 more times than he kills him

[chilly tulip]

Same. I get sidetracked every time the game reminds me I can purchase additional GTA dollars in the Xbox store.

[wooden garnet]

Such sad issues

Oh nvm, I have 400k right now.

That's quite a lot

[quiet merlin]

I was shitty

[wooden garnet]

Why am I not surprised

[quiet merlin]

also I'm up on him

[lethal birch]

Then I killed myself due to being stuck up there

[severe garnet]

Perfect

[storm mica]

poggers

damn

[lethal birch]

It all worked out in the end

[storm mica]

perfection

[glacial ice]

avenger dogfighting 😎

[wooden garnet]

pathetic

Dorito dogfighting

#gta-media message

[wooden garnet]

smol cop

[glacial ice]

nice clip lol

[wooden garnet]

thanks

[lethal birch]

Mode menu easy way out

[vale grotto]

HELECOPTER GO WOOSH

[unreal aspen]

Activate windows

[chilly tulip]

Script kiddies

[tawdry mist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmPZtfae1qU

yeeet

faster than vigilante

[quiet merlin]

nice advertising

[wooden garnet]

Yes, the best weapon in the game

[subtle kettle]

Just 5 deluxos..

[subtle kettle]

nice

[wooden garnet]

car time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/779410372426989568/Autarch_6.JPG

[gleaming grotto]

@wooden garnet great looking car you have

[wooden garnet]

Thank you very much

[gleaming grotto]

I'm not much of a car guy but it's nice to see the cars others own

[harsh pasture]

!shitposting

[golden harness]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @harsh pasture

[wooden garnet]

wat-

[harsh pasture]

Lol

[wooden garnet]

Command testing in any place other than #memes-and-shitposting

Meanwhile I tested all my commands in #gta-storymode back in the day

[lethal birch]

[chilly tulip]

Is the person with the Modder Script Kiddie role really trying to flex 5 Deluxos?

[wooden garnet]

Unless this is a Fiona case, it sure looks like it

[wanton flame]

Who cares about his roles

My grievance is with the floor choice

I hate that shiny thing, I prefer the wood one

[lethal birch]

Luigi has style.

[dusky timber]

Cargo destroyers. Doing our part to keep the streets of Los Santos drug, weapon and contraband-free!
but we sell cargo to clients outside of los santos, some can't even be seen on US soil at all period.

[chilly tulip]

We can’t take the risk of it coming back to Los Santos. 💥

[paper knot]

Like my car

[severe garnet]

“Car”

[storm kayak]

it looks nice

[paper knot]

Thx

[lethal birch]

yay

no i dont play like that always

just when i load in

now finally

more

cars

[restive tendon]

lol

[lethal birch]

i want r33

b a d l y

[tardy oak]

Finally, 1 million

[severe garnet]

Finally you can stop asking about it

[tardy oak]

👍

[chilly tulip]

Thank God!

[lethal birch]

Ban rizones for impatientment.

[pure finch]

god wont forgive for your actions @chilly tulip

[subtle kettle]

seems normal

[chilly tulip]

I spoke to God.
God forgives me.

[pure finch]

does he ?

[proper grove]

😎

[pine river]

flex

[chilly tulip]

Where's the flex?

[lethal birch]

[pine river]

😦

almost hitting the funny number

[lethal birch]

hm ok

[paper knot]

Good job

[tardy oak]

Is that the picture second before your pc crashed?

[tawdry flax]

so there is a glitch in casino lucky wheel

i just won a car and they will never give it to me lol

very casino

probably robbed them to much

[little marsh]

@pine river i have 5.4B

[pine river]

Cool but i dont have a modded account

[lethal birch]

@tawdry flax You probably took too long to pick a garage for it.

[little marsh]

rank 750 4 years ago starting gta online 

[tawdry flax]

nah

[pine river]

lol i started playing the day it came out

[tawdry flax]

I picked it immediately

lol

imma rob them 10 more times

sob

[chilly tulip]

Did you get 20k RP instead?

[tawdry flax]

nope

need to accuse them of fraud

[proper grove]

im in my funy numbers

[pine river]

you already passed the funny number

[chilly tulip]

Only $5.4B...?

[proper grove]

420-429 is still 420

[lethal birch]

yes

[subtle kettle]

NOPE

[tardy oak]

How, mine is always showing that but with white + green before crashed

[little marsh]

@chilly tulip yes

[hollow dune]

CAN we get RAIL-GUN in gta Story mode how plz tell????

[viscid kestrel]

Please ask that in #gta-storymode, which you already have and got an answer, or #gta-questions, which you already have as well as #gta-tech-support and #gta-vehicles . This is for GTA related Media, and Tech-Support and Vehicles weren't the appropriate channel either.

[clear coral]

Yes, again

[lean basin]

To SAVE the day.

[dusky timber]

bigdong is overrated tbh

[lean basin]

Howdy oleg!

Hmm

[restive tendon]

hmmm

wotthef

[sand quest]

WHOOP WHOOP

[clear coral]

@sand quest eeeeeey

[quiet merlin]

what happens to a vapid chino when a modder rides it

[severe garnet]

Poor chino

[quiet merlin]

more

demented chino

[severe garnet]

Looks like it was hit by the train

[quiet merlin]

Stancenation approves

[sand quest]

omg korean

[nocturne otter]

lol why are you acting so strange @sand quest

[sand quest]

idk

[nocturne otter]

lul

do you like how it looks

[sand quest]

just that the non english version is so much nicer to look at

[nocturne otter]

rly?

Hmm I don't feel that much diffirence lol

[sand quest]

look at them money tho, i always misread the bold font

maybe just me

[nocturne otter]

Ik about the money

[sand quest]

ah

[nocturne otter]

I thought you were acting like poggers bc you are korean too

lol well it seems to be not

[sand quest]

mhmm

[nocturne otter]

I wish I could spin the casino wheel too

[hollow dune]

Lol nice description and im sorry

[agile bronze]

Shush u curry

[lethal birch]

which channel is for memes?

found it

[livid gate]

Pog

[long turret]

Anyone on Xbox

Heist

[unkempt kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768052786935103499/780443267652386846/unknown.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768052786935103499/780443370363027486/unknown.png

[crimson mica]

guys do u have any clue whereabout in the gta map is the nature like this

im tryna search for a drug location

[hoary comet]

are you high ? how is anyone supposed to guess the location of that

[midnight briar]

It’s literally a picture of a small section of grass, covered in text, no one is going to be able to see where it is

[restive tendon]

smart pic

[solar summit]

at least u should make the effort to take a better picture

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch And this wasn't even a good run, I'm not used to this keyboard

Lemme try again

[wooden garnet]

Haker go brr

I wish it was this smooth tbh, the lag in the vault makes it unbearable even trying to hack

[unreal aspen]

[restive tendon]

what it is?

[unreal aspen]

the website bolt used

a fingerprint hacking trainer thing

[severe garnet]

http://www.gtaheistinfo.com/fingerprint-hack-training

There

[restive tendon]

thx

im just good ):

not easy

[wooden garnet]

My worst score was 13s

This keyboard is something I'm not used to for hacking fingerprints

I type on it, I don't use arrow keys at all.

[tardy oak]

@wooden garnet give me the link to finger print hack website

[wooden garnet]

And they're more spaced apart

@tardy oak It's right over your head

[tardy oak]

oh ok

[restive tendon]

lol

[tardy oak]

thanks

[wooden garnet]

np

[tardy oak]

@modest tartan what happened in that clip

[wooden garnet]

@unreal aspen Your best time, go

[tardy oak]

Total time: 19s 305ms Failed Attempt: 1

[wooden garnet]

Try again

Oleg's time on there is 6s

Meanwhile I'm struggling to get 9s

beat

[tardy oak]

17s 379ms Failed Attempts: 0

You can use wsad too

[wooden garnet]

I'm faster in-game as well, if I'm not lagging

This keyboard is something I'm not used to for hacking fingerprints
The arrow keys (I use those instead of WASD) are spaced more than I'm used to

I'll give it another try I suppose

[tardy oak]

Bro you can use wsad too

much better

since it near the tab button

[wooden garnet]

Noice

I use arrows and press tab with the other hand

I find it easier

I press arrows with my thumb, enter with index and tab with left ring finger

[tardy oak]

what, arent you supposed to use your index (Left), middle (Up, down, enter) and ring (right) for arrow?

[unreal aspen]

I play on controller

So not even used to the pc controls

[wooden garnet]

I could try that, though I dunno if it'll help me out much. Lemme see how much I scrape doing this.

Hmmmm

The bad part about this one is the amount of pressure there is on the middle finger

It's in charge of Up, Down and Enter at the same time

Worst is when you go Down and then have to press Enter.

[tardy oak]

oh yea you right, forgot about the enter

[wooden garnet]

If it was Shift instead of Enter, I'd still understand.

[tardy oak]

Finally, i got into 13s 884ms

[humble hemlock]

can you guys sand me the website ?

i want shire how fast im lol

[tardy oak]

http://www.gtaheistinfo.com/fingerprint-hack-training

[wooden garnet]

give it your best shot

[tardy oak]

Do you ever just decided to name those finger prints?

http://www.gtaheistinfo.com/img/training/fht/fingerprint-4-transparent.png

Like i call this "Lone finger"

Etc so when i see part of it, i could tell which should i choose without looking at the full image it self

http://www.gtaheistinfo.com/img/training/fht/fingerprint-1-transparent.png

I call this "2 sided Finger"

[wooden garnet]

Name? Not really.

But I can identify each individual print

[tardy oak]

yea

http://www.gtaheistinfo.com/img/training/fht/fingerprint-2-transparent.png

"The twins"

[wooden garnet]

My average seems to be at 9s more or less

I'm still having issues with this keyboard though

[tardy oak]

Mine is 17s Average, could be faster in game

[wooden garnet]

17s, definitely could be faster.

[tardy oak]

i was having problem navigating with my finger tho

Well atleast 17 secons average = 4 finger prints

Locked gate need 2 finger prints

so 17/2 = 8.5 seconds

8.5 appraised to be 9 second

Total gate locked average = 5

5 times 9 = 45 second

but the distance waste more seconds

[wide musk]

This is everybody in gta5

[lethal birch]

😭

[storm mica]

gets disconnected in a solo heist

[wooden garnet]

[wide musk]

Two birds in one stone @chilly tulip

[chilly tulip]

If only I received twice the amount of RP

[modest tartan]

@tardy oak another modder was trying to crash my game but failed miserably

[wide musk]

@modest tartan let me guess. VPN protected you

[modest tartan]

a vpn protects your internet ip address @wide musk

no my menu is what protects me

[wide musk]

Well my bad.

[modest tartan]

hacks

[honest mulch]

12:50 diamond grab, left one cart out.

[sterile vigil]

guys.. wtf?

[shadow barn]

modder

[honest mulch]

modder

just leave

[wide musk]

Modders could reset your accounts. Fucking leave

[native maple]

seriously?

[modest tartan]

yessir

[native maple]

like they can take money away?

[modest tartan]

everything u possibly think of

[wide musk]

Not just money. Your level as well

[modest tartan]

clothes

house

[lethal birch]

They can't.

[modest tartan]

i can dude

[native maple]

i had that happen to me in gta ps3 once but didn't know it can happen on pc

[wide musk]

I am the victim to that kind of incident three years ago on ps3

[modest tartan]

wanna see my mod menu?

[chilly tulip]

Nah

[wide musk]

[lethal birch]

I'm talking about the platforms that do get updates for GTA Online.

[wide musk]

USB drive?

[native maple]

lol, u ever tried vibrating controller?

[wide musk]

Which client is that? @modest tartan

[modest tartan]

i can even vibrate ur controller

dev version@wide musk

[native maple]

wtf is suction mode

[modest tartan]

all vehicles and peds are like a magnet to you.

[native maple]

dont tell you're one of those d*cks who removes peoples' money

[modest tartan]

nah , i protect retail players always.

[wide musk]

@modest tartan I’m curious about dev version

[modest tartan]

theres modders wars , so when your game crashes unexpectedly, its most likely modders trying to crash each other

@wide musk you know what menu this is ?

and theres modders who just fucks with innocent retail players

[native maple]

so can modders add hundreds of millions to your account instantly?

[modest tartan]

yall know who Black Ops Greif is ?

[wide musk]

I don’t know that menu is. Hell, I don’t know how to mod on Xbox besides learning the fact you need USB drive to install mod menu on it. Just don’t know which ones is useful

[modest tartan]

one of the nortorious modder who fucks with retail is Black Ops Greif

[azure gulch]

...

[lethal birch]

Please don't share the names of mod menus, it's not allowed. Thank you.

[chilly tulip]

@modest tartan ^

[modest tartan]

@chilly tulip

[chilly tulip]

👍

[lethal birch]

Leaks from the new garage.

[jolly sparrow]

Totally didnt get my hellfire in the clothing store :/

[wide musk]

Bruh, Rohirrim, you just potentially let everybody see the name of that mod menu. Congratulations for your service!

Jk

[gleaming fractal]

truztno1

thats my sc

[wide musk]

That mod is only applicable on older consoles like ps3 and Xbox 360.

USELESS

LOL

[fathom karma]

I don't know the command

Either way. It reads with that we don't condone modding but it's still not allowed to be discussed in open channels

[wide musk]

It’s !glitches @fathom karma

[fathom karma]

Even if it's for an old system, mentioning them by name is still against the partnership

[wide musk]

Here. I’ll do it on myself

!glitches @wide musk

[golden harness]

@wide musk We neither condone nor punish the use of online mods or glitches, unless it's impacting our users in a negative way.
That being said, detailed discussions on how to do or find glitches and online mods are not allowed. This includes mentioning mod menus by name
For more information, see Section 8 & 9 of the Rules of Conduct: https://discordapp.com/terms
Requested by: @wide musk

[wide musk]

@fathom karma you’re welcome.

[fathom karma]

[sand kraken]

https://youtu.be/vf0WbeOXRyY Is this the theme song of the game

[wooden garnet]

TF IS THIS

oof caps

Well I guess it fits in this context

[wooden garnet]

[sand kraken]

Then what is the theme song

[wooden garnet]

https://www.youtube.com/c/GTAVScore/featured

This channel has most GTA V soundtracks with real high quality stuff

I'm listening to Gullywax from the I/E soundtrack on his channel rn

[sand kraken]

Hrm

Damn these are high quality

Thanks

[humble hemlock]

i challenge someone to beat me

if someone beat me i will give you 50% cut tmrw on my heist dm me the proof 🔥

[latent ferry]

let me use a script real quick

[humble hemlock]

that website you cant use shit in it xD @latent ferry

[primal haven]

Haha auto aim anti mk2

[restive tendon]

lol

[storm mica]

clapped

[gloomy bane]

u are 2 weeks late

[lethal birch]

#gta-news.

[hazy sparrow]

!joinplaystaion

[unreal aspen]

You already have the role

[craggy harness]

Lucifer in GTA