gta-media

[brittle osprey]

Romper if you were wondering

[junior fulcrum]

Don’t wanna steal it

[junior fulcrum]

Nws

[silver sierra]

your character looks like it’d give the kid its babysitting a beer

[steep wind]

@silver sierra @timber gate shes tea as fuckkk

[silver sierra]

omg what’s it called

[timber gate]

it’s a woman

[steep wind]

?

[silver sierra]

i thought we

[timber gate]

looks good bro

[pseudo dome]

Hell yeah

[silver sierra]

wrre talking about the car

[steep wind]

no, my character

but the car is a comet s2

[silver sierra]

ew nvm

[pseudo dome]

I made my character so ugly before with a fat nose

[silver sierra]

show

[steep wind]

?

[pseudo dome]

Took me an hour to get to where it is now

[silver sierra]

i don’t like comet

[pseudo dome]

You interested in noses. Cool kink

[silver sierra]

yes

[timber gate]

get the newer porsche

[steep wind]

what do u like

[silver sierra]

cypher

[pseudo dome]

I found another pink car in my garage. I show in a bit. I go sleep now

[silver sierra]

i does

[steep wind]

the mission x?

[spare adder]

Guys show your garages

[timber gate]

wait shit it’s the comet s2 but u already have it

[steep wind]

so u like bmws

[timber gate]

thought it was the old one

[silver sierra]

so much

[steep wind]

ok bro 1 min

[silver sierra]

i don’t like that first one

[steep wind]

🙁

[silver sierra]

no

[steep wind]

oh

[silver sierra]

i like all except pic 2 and 3

[steep wind]

2 is based on the e92 gts and m340 touring, and 3 is my uncles cadillac and ctsv🙁

[grave canyon]

Huge thanks to @ruby magnet for helping me with this

[silver sierra]

do you have any more gta videos i can watch

[grave canyon]

A few on my tiktok account I just post clips of anything I find interesting in game

[strange gate]

I’ll take it damn

[pale burrow]

i have some questions

[fallen slate]

Proud of both my creations

[shadow scroll]

well instead of going to where i put the buffered ledge grab, i went out of bounds lmao

[compact tendon]

idk how but its funny lol

[feral oyster]

Im on xb9x series can anyone do gctf with a modded nightshark with f1s

[rancid frigate]

#xb-s｜vehicles-lfg

[daring chasm]

4rth pick dark red zantorno? And 6th porches are fire

[steep wind]

its the itali rsx/ferrari sf90

i do also have a zentorno in my mansion but its a podium vehicle since it was my first ever car

[daring chasm]

Oh ok it's hot

[humble drift]

Did you do it at your personal vehicle?

[shadow scroll]

nah

a gate

[humble drift]

Well if the object is not rendered or despawned then it will act like that

This how some speedrunners do the cluckin bell gear prep

[torn dawn]

why my car on firr bro @past cloak not telling me why

[shadow gulch]

You need to just play the game and start figuring stuff out.

[torn dawn]

its a joke bruh

[shadow gulch]

The point still stands.

[rancid frigate]

Lmao

[haughty garden]

good luck with cmm doomsday

[daring chasm]

Wtf first time like this I turn around and no floors then I took my sparrow couldn't stop loading just restarted the game

And now I have to steal the longfin again smh

[daring chasm]

Nice

[shadow scroll]

lol wtf

[delicate bay]

this one had the most height gain from playing with this trick today

[mental tapir]

Must be the tree

Quite looks like villian for me..

[limpid prairie]

yoo peeps

[mental tapir]

Hello

[shadow gulch]

Tuff.

[daring chasm]

Yesss first 2nd successful big cayo run

[modern saddle]

Gg

[brittle osprey]

truly a time of all time surely, I get to joyride a car and make at least 6 figures for it

[daring chasm]

I got 150k

[modern saddle]

@hallow dawn

[hallow dawn]

yeah no im not getting that but thx

[modern saddle]

It's also not rlly useful but cool

cooler then emp

[covert idol]

@chilly bronze full loot, high buyer and elite too. sub 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1dRRsIzHGI

[raven coral]

Back with a classic👀

[brittle osprey]

Hes just... standing there... menacingly

[twilit falcon]

PRBG

[raven coral]

Aura👀😂

[daring chasm]

Weeeeoooo Weeeeoooo

[atomic atlas]

what about it?

seems like normal average day in gta xd

[little moon]

i’m level 12

[atomic atlas]

got hitscan and runover?

[atomic atlas]

[atomic atlas]

u must be using an alt

i never seen low levels use thermals much

[little moon]

maybe i’m just built different

[atomic atlas]

[dusky timber]

witt mentioned

[atomic atlas]

wheat

[rancid frigate]

Casino heist in 9 minutes?!

[olive orchid]

this is gta related. rockstar being dumb with there code 💀

[junior fulcrum]

real

[sage wasp]

Lmao

[twilit falcon]

Me when I'm an employee at rockstar

[olive orchid]

like they talking in the code taking notes. like how dumb 😭

[sage wasp]

I'm glad they do it though because it's fucking hilarious to read

[olive orchid]

one that says kill me 😭 prob overworking bro to hard

[rancid frigate]

How do u find their code tho

[olive orchid]

i work for tech services. not for rockstar but its diffcult to find. that was public. some others are not

why i said easy for me fix cayo replay glitch if they wanted me to. it would take roughly an hour to fix and test if it worked

[rancid frigate]

Nicee

[olive orchid]

well like i said its rockstar. they prob have so much shit messed up 😭

[olive orchid]

btw am i allowed share codes like tht here or no

[rancid frigate]

Better do it in #community , no issues this time tho

[olive orchid]

ok

[brittle osprey]

Ah yes... the iron mule can't lift anything

[plain lantern]

How did you even get it to hook on that?

[brittle osprey]

flying it over the turret

[plain lantern]

Man when I try that it just goes right through it lol

[brittle osprey]

Theres another bug with the iron mule, I won't disclose here but you can hook sale vehicles too with it, I guess this technically does make it have "exclusive" hooking over the cargobob, as it cannot be done with any cargobob varients.

[little moon]

the cargobob can hook bunker sell vehicles used to do it all the time, vehicle cargo too aswell as nightclub

[brittle osprey]

Can it hook mc sales though

plus special cargo {trucks}, planes obv not

[little moon]

should’ve been specific

[brittle osprey]

I just specified since the image I showed didn't clearly specify the mc part

[fierce wyvern]

But it cannot pick up the kenjali.

Too heavy for that shi

[brittle osprey]

what, the cargobob?

[fierce wyvern]

Yeah and the iron mule.

[brittle osprey]

Not true.

Iron mule can do it, and easily

[fierce wyvern]

I’ve tried and doesn’t lift it.

[brittle osprey]

Ill show you in a second

[fallen crane]

hi

[brittle osprey]

gotta called my glitched pegasus khanjali since you can't use 2 pv's

[fierce wyvern]

1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi 🤣

[fallen crane]

are there mod applications

[brittle osprey]

Look in #server-announcements for them. they closed recently so not at the moment.

[fierce wyvern]

Okay well I didn’t think there would be a difference.

[fallen crane]

ok so how does it work

do I need to be a neko goomba?

[fallen crane]

To get it instantly

[brittle osprey]

No, wait for mod apps to reopen

[fierce wyvern]

Oh I was speaking about the one from the facility. Never knew there was a glitched one.

[brittle osprey]

They are the same

I can do it with the khanjali as PV and the iron mule as a special vehicle.

Or I can do a bug that takes like 2 minutes and have 2 pv's

They are exactly the same though, Im just showing you

[fierce wyvern]

Okay I don’t even understand what PV’s are.

[brittle osprey]

Personal vehicles

[fierce wyvern]

Well I stand corrected. Sorry I doubted it.

[inland agate]

Its stupid u cant take cargo vehicles

[brittle osprey]

Not without using glitches but yea its sad, wish they made it like that normally :(

Special vehicle ground sales would be like cake

The only con the Dh-7 has is I get tinnitus kicking in after like 5 minutes of using it, its just abnormally loud :(

[fierce wyvern]

The brickade 6x6 ones for special cargo would be insane.

If you’re doing all large shipments.

[brittle osprey]

Only right way to do it in the end

[fierce wyvern]

True.

[fallen crane]

Ok I will Turn Into a Neko Koomba From Super Mario

[humble drift]

[atomic atlas]

not the worst combo tbf

usually those npcs demand some awful stuff

[brittle osprey]

#memes-and-shitposting

[junior fulcrum]

floating wine glasses

[brittle osprey]

when your heli cam isn't working so you pull out this banger

[junior fulcrum]

The heli was bugged for me for some reason

I had to ditch it but I guess I need it to finish the mission?

Idk if it softlocks because it got destroyed when I exited it

[brittle osprey]

yea you need it to escape, you don't actually need to use it though

you literally only need it for following him, scanning his car, and exiting the area

I really should be bringing someone in for this

[shadow scroll]

jesus fucking christ this is the creepiest thing i have ever heard in the character switch

[atomic atlas]

somebody give this lady some cheeks

jokes aside 👌

[old cargo]

Omg, what is going on in the background lol.

[atomic atlas]

i think npcs are getting eliminated by the game when trying to load online

[covert idol]

PRB pants

[edgy snow]

WHAT THE FUCK

[olive nebula]

You can't park there m8

[worldly mauve]

[bronze tiger]

Wtf is that car?

[inland agate]

unreleased car

[bronze tiger]

[brittle osprey]

Shitzu keitora

#gta-vehicles message

[white zodiac]

Yo could u pls send me ur characters face settings? It looks great!

[mental tapir]

I lost it....

[white zodiac]

Nooooo

💀

[mental tapir]

Sorry bro

[white zodiac]

How the flip

[mental tapir]

[white zodiac]

Did u delete the character?

[mental tapir]

I was like: quite ugley....soo I swapped new one

Soo this is the one Im using right now

[junior fulcrum]

Looks like Baby no money

[mental tapir]

[daring chasm]

True

[prisma spindle]

Edited a male character for once 👀

[daring chasm]

tommy wiseau?

[prisma spindle]

No

It’s not supposed to be anyone specific

[bleak arrow]

is this suppose to be here?

[daring chasm]

You don't get the joke?

[prisma spindle]

No?

[daring chasm]

Nvm

[void marten]

😭😭😭

[mental tapir]

Holy mafia

[void marten]

Does he have a butt chin

[prisma spindle]

Yes

[void marten]

😭

[mental tapir]

[rancid frigate]

nah that's a modder doing this

[shadow scroll]

pole sex

[shadow scroll]

i had this get saved from races

into singleplayer too, sometimes it happens

[rough pond]

you forgor "l"

[mystic walrus]

FINALLY

[edgy snow]

what should i buy

[rough jetty]

Nightclub?

[orchid hatch]

no way this is with 4x

thats so ass

[daring chasm]

Nah that's 2x

[covert idol]

That's 4x

[daring chasm]

That's shit

Well I got 150k yesterday

That's alright

Money is Money

[covert idol]

Max u can get is 120k. 30k were what u spent on the car

Extra 5k bonus which is random

[daring chasm]

I say max is 150k because yesterday I got 120 payment plus 4x

[humble drift]

doesn't quite sound like a dog

[daring chasm]

But it does

[humble drift]

you hear that last sound?

sounds like a guy giggling ngl

[daring chasm]

Huh heheh sounds like that

He's a shapeshifter

[fathom dune]

When your dog eats too much weed lol

[hot axle]

man

i finally have every single achievement

in gta 5

[atomic atlas]

was it worth it?

[hot axle]

yes

[atomic atlas]

are you more skilled now?

[hot axle]

uhhh

yeah?

[atomic atlas]

[limpid prairie]

hello

[hard cedar]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/lYpKNhMxO4kH22tLK?invite=cr-MSw0UzEsNDE4NjcwOTQw wasnt he dead? how did he kill me?

[covert idol]

his buzzard has ruiner missiles

[compact tendon]

We did it @earnest reef @ember plank @marsh arrow

[ember plank]

no

we need to do all cmm challanges

[daring chasm]

Damn 12mil

[compact tendon]

100% worth it for the achievment

[hot axle]

congratulations brotha

you did well

not lots of people stay with you this long

[compact tendon]

thanks (we failed 4 times btw)

[hot axle]

lucky boy

most people leave after finishing the first heist

[spice vale]

aftermath of completing the tactical gear prep work with a stone hatchet

Looking like trevor from that story mode cutscene

[limpid prairie]

hello peeps

[lethal birch]

How long did it take you to complete? @spice vale

[worldly mauve]

random raiju tried sneaking up on me

[vale pendant]

is this the best car in the game?

originally was a sabre turbo i think

[modern saddle]

Yes

[vale pendant]

🥹🥹✌️✌️

[brittle osprey]

@willow willow are you good, you keep sending and deleting messages, easy to tell its you because if you type "@" in chat without letters behind it, it shows the people who were last talking in this channel.

[oak jolt]

@brittle osprey

Your right

[brittle osprey]

?

[oak jolt]

no j was testing the thing you said about the @

[brittle osprey]

Probably a bot of some kind that removes its messages, I can probably see what they say if I turn on notifications on my phone though

nvm they are just saying hi over and over, fun

[oak jolt]

Probably

I have seen their account before on rust console

[daring chasm]

Lol dumb cunt got what he deserves

[mental tapir]

Why have to be: Chest shot...

[raven coral]

Lil bike one for yah💪🏼

[shadow scroll]

this is the modder btw

[timid saddle]

Probably not a mod but a heavy glitcher yes, had the same thing happen on ps5

When I called him out for perma off radar + godmode

[covert turret]

hello

guys can someone help me

[silver sierra]

THIS PICTURE IS SO COOL OH MY GOODNESS

[shadow scroll]

i'm on pc

[timid saddle]

Could be a modder could be a glitcher

Anyway they suck at the game so they cheat

[shadow scroll]

it isn't a glitcher. modder

their account is modded and they have everything modded

[modest cobalt]

Watch out for this guy guys

[elfin arrow]

no

[olive nebula]

nah

[covert idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/999311916906336306.webp?size=64&animated=true

[timid saddle]

if he scammed you dm modmail

[modest cobalt]

No he didn't but I am going to

[covert idol]

[marsh arrow]

how can i get the criminal cin my username tab. i have already did the criminal mastermind yesterday and i want to add this

[mental tapir]

!modmail

[tardy stone]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @wise anvil

Requested by: @mental tapir

[brittle osprey]

Rockstar officially lowballed me on a cerberus cost...
It got removed from my garage and mors mutual, and they give me barely enough for a few upgrades on it + the truck itself

[modest cobalt]

watch out for this guy

[timid saddle]

where gta related media

[mental tapir]

[empty blaze]

L rockstar

[merry mauve]

"to compensate you we have decided to not give you that truck back but here's 5 million"

[ripe anchor]

New property

[ripe anchor]

That's really dumb, they usually reimburse you and add extra for actual compensation for the inconvenience, I wonder if they don't know the cost

[brittle osprey]

Do they not realize the cerberus maxed out (not including any discounts you can get from the AP sponsorship I have, roughly 7m for a person without all of the reduced cost stuff), Imagine if someone had this happen to them and they just tossed them 5m for a 7m vehicle, thats why the Arena war dlc cost so much is because the upgrades end up costing more than the vehicles themselves, and why most people dupe them due to that

I mean I don't really care because its me, but for a normal person this is basically just taking their hand off a cliff and letting them fall

[edgy snow]

which prep and setup first?

[humble drift]

difficulty scales down from top to bottom

[ripe anchor]

I think you could do the first three solo and then get some players to help with stromberg and torpedu ecu

[mental tapir]

Do prep then setup

[humble drift]

[untold oar]

Is this a new glitch

[humble drift]

idk but it's been with me for a while

[ripe anchor]

Does it still happen if you force a save by equipping an outfit

[humble drift]

I changed my outfit before doing this

[mental tapir]

Wat...

[ripe anchor]

I mean after you expend the ammo

[humble drift]

hmm I haven't tried, hold on

ammo still refill

[ripe anchor]

Strange

[daring chasm]

Finished my weekly got 100k also

[elfin arrow]

wow

[humble drift]

if i'm softlocked here what can I do?

[mental tapir]

Your screen stuck?

[ripe anchor]

Im sure uve fixed it by now, but always try Home Key/Social Club

[humble drift]

yeah I did that, but still had to return to main menu

this thing even gets carried to new sessions

[mental tapir]

That so detail

Meanwhile mine just like low graphic picture

[modern saddle]

@lethal birch host for what bro 🥀

[lethal birch]

cum

[modern saddle]

oh okay

[daring chasm]

🤔

[limpid prairie]

yoo

[idle sun]

@meager depot i got this gun from cayo perico heist

[meager depot]

Oh sheeesh

[idle sun]

it's called perico pistol which one shots npcs like marksman pistol

[wild trail]

Guys how i cant sent a picture here?

[modern saddle]

need lvl 5 in server

[wild trail]

i dont see my level how i can see it??

[elfin arrow]

it is 1

[modern saddle]

say !rank

lester will dm ur lvl

[wild trail]

Oh ok thank you♥️

[ancient igloo]

@undone tree https://youtu.be/sBuhGXCU8jc?si=NMAt2lUcST_c0yaU

[undone tree]

Aight thanks

[lethal birch]

can you reroll the diamond casino heist loot after you've scoped it out?

[modern saddle]

only after youve done all 3 approaches

[lethal birch]

thx

[orchid hatch]

thanks for making such a great game rockstar (its not allowing me to search)

bro icba to do this

i js wanted to do 1 quick cayo

[teal crypt]

Need a valet

[fallen crane]

That gun sucks

[brittle osprey]

The tree lives on in enhanced (entirely forgot about it)

[timid saddle]

The god of trees, pls dont kill me while im exiting cayo

[empty blaze]

These two are the best combo

[mortal panther]

Fear me MK2s.

[silver sierra]

that’s embarrassing😭

[mortal panther]

[junior fulcrum]

It’s the mount chilliad mystery

I wonder if it'll be there after the summer update

[rancid frigate]

which garage is this, never seen it before

[uneven minnow]

Any 6 car one

[rancid frigate]

Oh ok, the ones which come with an apartment

[icy light]

Diva activities

[orchid hatch]

bro i swear i had it till march??

all my gta+ perms have been removed aswell

it legit says i have it till 25th march

[tulip dagger]

Do a barrel roll!

[covert idol]

sloppy pac elite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Yff3MA_W8

[full herald]

Fr bro ts better be finished for gta 6

[sick crystal]

which is th beach nightclub

[empty blaze]

Not realated but join

[covert idol]

del perro

[daring chasm]

I can see my mansion in the distance

Weird I can upload today yesterday night this channel failed my upload

[silk bloom]

Trying to avoid parking fees

[spice pulsar]

"sir, u cant park here"

[daring chasm]

Yesterday private delivery so no stupid ass griefers bust my balls two trucks

[lethal birch]

how do you bypass the mantrap glitch in the casino heist?

[modern saddle]

Both players set fps to 60, vsync to "half" and walk inside mantrap only until lester says "so far so bueno" and don't use first person

[fallen crane]

It's caused because you don't stay with your allies or keep jumping

[modern saddle]

it's because of different fps

[fallen crane]

I tried it on my brother's pc

It was because you kept jumping or didn't stay near

I tried both

and the third one

All of them do the same

[modern saddle]

it can affect fps it's not the reason it happens

[limpid prairie]

yoo

[elfin arrow]

greetings likely spammer

[jolly quiver]

How do ii post pics?? It isnt letting me

[compact pagoda]

Reach server level 5

[jolly quiver]

Okay

[covert idol]

optimal path for volatol setup i think?

[junior fulcrum]

Yeah that’s what I usually do too

[covert idol]

and the outfit for today is

[junior fulcrum]

Nothing happening when I play the video 🥀

[elfin arrow]

laugh at this user without h265 support

[brittle osprey]

You can download the video on your phone and reupload it to discord and watch it there 💔

what I have to do for all of his silly videos

[fallen crane]

gambling

[humble drift]

finally after clearing discord appdata I can watch this guy's video

[covert idol]

lemme guess. you've an iphone 14 or below

[brittle osprey]

I have a spare phone
Obviously its an iphone 13 but still, you can open the video via web, then download it, then reupload it and it works, sometimes

On a side note, I hate this phone and do wish I never kept it

Im also too lazy to download these on my new phone but I did it a bit ago, I do know it works

[junior fulcrum]

Pain.

[covert idol]

almost

[radiant summit]

🤏 close

[hybrid loom]

Not this beast tho

[daring chasm]

#memes-and-shitposting

[restive current]

I can't post there

Or I would've

Wait nvm now I can wtf

[rancid frigate]

that doesn't allow you to post it here sir...

[restive current]

Damn ain't gotta be rude abt it

[rancid frigate]

oh sorry if it sounded rude to you, wasnt my intention

[restive current]

300 mil is insane work

[prisma spindle]

@coarse sand

Logged on just for you

[coarse sand]

got on jus on time

prec it

[prisma spindle]

😭

What time is it for you?

[coarse sand]

almost 2am

[prisma spindle]

In game ?

[coarse sand]

no its the same time ingame

[prisma spindle]

Proof?

[brittle osprey]

[prisma spindle]

It’s 11:50

[coarse sand]

11;57

12:00 now

[prisma spindle]

Prove

Send pics

[coarse sand]

im jus not taking a screenshot lmao

[prisma spindle]

Use your phone lol

[brittle osprey]

still 12:00

[coarse sand]

already setup my afk and dipped

none of the mansion ones are working

[prisma spindle]

How did you get the background?

[coarse sand]

its his crew emblem

[prisma spindle]

Ohhh

[prisma spindle]

I didn’t expect this to happen

[shell obsidian]

Gta thug life 2017

[prisma spindle]

I wish I played in 2017

[shell obsidian]

Mostly just hackers

At least in ps3

[prisma spindle]

Hmmmm

[mortal panther]

I drive good.

[mental tapir]

U not home? Good, now time to catnapper

[radiant summit]

Bully Mk2s

[mortal panther]

No...

[mental tapir]

[mortal panther]

Im always watching my cats

[mental tapir]

U should not leave cat alone!

[prisma spindle]

Fuck you for your banner btw Josh

[mental tapir]

[mortal panther]

My cars aren't alone

Their engines purring

[prisma spindle]

💯

Real

[radiant summit]

Blame whoever the guy was yesterday, he made me

[prisma spindle]

What?

Im blaming you

[compact pagoda]

Yw

[onyx vector]

you’re terrible

[compact pagoda]

Bad day innit

[onyx vector]

very

[compact pagoda]

Too bad

[dusk rose]

What is the speedrun record?

[covert idol]

2:46

[dusk rose]

Guh damn

[tawny dagger]

This game is dead ngl

[mental tapir]

lOL

[junior fulcrum]

Nah nobody wants to do races 🥀

[tawny dagger]

That's what I'm saying

[humble drift]

Especially stunt bike races 🥀

[timid saddle]

Hsw ruined stunt races since they werent build with hsw races in mind tbh

[humble drift]

Nah they are totally fine, you just need a different "racing line"

[covert idol]

Disable hsw in races

[humble drift]

And I'ma be honest the drag bike is still not great

Cause it glides like shit

[timid saddle]

And when its a random who hosts them on default setting

Aka hsw on

[nova lava]

is that freezing time? i wonder what could that possibly help with?

[humble drift]

That's a good random honestly

Better than those who turn custom off

[timid saddle]

Nah those are fine, its an even ground

[covert idol]

Custom off is

[timid saddle]

Those who keep catchup and slipstream on suck tho

[covert idol]

I just leave

[humble drift]

Hell nah bro I don't want to do a 1 minute standard lap in 2 minutes

[timid saddle]

? A non custom car isnt a minute slower than a custom one

[nova lava]

my PR 5:42 elite duo

[humble drift]

If you think about it the non custom selection is terrible

0 speed in tubes

[covert idol]

I didn't spend time and money buying and customising cars, only to use stock vehicles

Custom off = me leave

[mortal panther]

Ok lil bro

[mental tapir]

Yea, that's why I become catnapper to catnap her kats

Am I right? @mortal panther

[mortal panther]

Nooo

[teal crypt]

More planes please

[devout timber]

How do i check that

[shut falcon]

For PlayStation on the ps app

[devout timber]

Okk

[earnest marten]

Gta online mods are zesty femboys that want to be touched

[topaz finch]

wow

[timid saddle]

Pc moment

[compact pagoda]

Mods?

[shadow scroll]

this car is a piece of shit, what should i do?

[modest trail]

Sell it or keep it as showpiece

[nova lava]

Why would you rate it as a pos

[shadow scroll]

its slow, handling is terrible

and it has the acceleration bug where it can't get into 6th gear

this car is a much better deal at lscm, it's only 400k and it's fully upgraded with hsw

[humble drift]

what is this car tho

[shadow scroll]

sentinel xs

[inland agate]

Ts might be the worse shit i ever seen

how did i even get him

[modern saddle]

no f1 wheels 🥀

[inland agate]

F1 wheels are ass 🥀

[modern saddle]

no

[inland agate]

Yes

[delicate bay]

f1 wheels are fine but not every car has to have them

[inland agate]

They dont fucking look good in non formula cars

[modern saddle]

They do

[modest trail]

I still have those f1 wheel on normal car from legacy versions

[delicate bay]

1. it is subjective
2. looking good might not be the target, sometime u just want to make ur cars look weird/cursed

stinger tt is wrong only for shaming u for not having f1 wheels

[compact pagoda]

Were you created in a lab to ragebait people

Or do you have bad eyes

[daring chasm]

Smh what's going on with the servers lately hopping servers like

[dense jackal]

anyone know what this song is?
https://streamable.com/0mbbec

[compact pagoda]

What

[empty blaze]

If ykyk

[elfin arrow]

kendrick lamar swimming pools

[compact pagoda]

Elaborate

Now.

[empty blaze]

SCP shit

[orchid hatch]

this MIGHT be the worst NPC designed car bro wth

[elfin arrow]

weevil is prime real estate for fugly combinations

i had one that was slammed but had the baja bug style engine cover and sport wheels

[final shadow]

yall aint drfiting like me 😂

[humble drift]

Yeah surely everything here is ordinary

[compact pagoda]

This is one of the most cringeworthy things i’ve ever witnessed

[delicate bay]

yeah because its a modded gta

why does it randomly do barrel rolls

[ebon hinge]

@past moth

[daring chasm]

Like my style?

[final shadow]

ur cringe

[final shadow]

its kickflipping

i honk & it does it yall don’t fw it?

[daring chasm]

Clear

[modest trail]

Is this dell laptop?

[ebon ocean]

Thats a lenovo

[modest trail]

Oh not gaming one right?

[ebon ocean]

Nah

Playing in this cause i am not at my home rn

[modest trail]

Hope your laptop battery ok 💀

[ebon ocean]

Yeah it kinda is

[thin kernel]

What do they mean???

[daring chasm]

[delicate bay]

i think your moc is not empty

[ebon hinge]

what if you wanted to join a cayo heist but god said

[pallid blaze]

Michael wanna make a movie with me 🗿

[elfin arrow]

huh

michael is already outside in home sweet home?

surely not

[pallid blaze]

Nah, but he did ran outside 🗿

[prisma spindle]

Food delivery driver

[elfin arrow]

found this exotic export and man i had forgotten just how awful the dominator gtx is

it's actually like someone raided the discount auto parts store tuning aisle

[misty kernel]

fr, what I hate the most is how wheels doesn't fit the body kit
it's a big problem with too much cars in this game

I got the glitched walk

[ancient igloo]

Looks like Ford designers play GTA

[blazing ruin]

Happens when you're sitting in a car
Just get out and you can call it

[silver sierra]

mine are better

[worldly mauve]

love this game

[worldly mauve]

why r u just makki now, no issi?

[brittle osprey]

issi cult was ridden of

[worldly mauve]

[silver sierra]

it went very wrong

[brittle osprey]

Im still very curious what happened to how it even got shut down

I went to bed and woke up and everything was gone

[silver sierra]

in short form, earth died was a CRAZY manipulator😭

[humble drift]

epic, but there's one problem here

[strange warren]

?

[humble drift]

the valkyrie is still intact

[brittle osprey]

Not everyone is petty about the weapons setup

[strange warren]

It was blown up very shortly

I just blew up everything in sight tbh

[brittle osprey]

Just use the boost method with a plane on the valk and fly it in the general direction its going in, this one obviously is going to the factory on right side

[strange warren]

Trying to speed run Cayo

[humble drift]

what is that method?

[brittle osprey]

you can carefully push it with a faster vehicle, thats also a bit on the chonkier end, can't just use a raiju or anything like that

[strange warren]

I got so bored I starting trying to boop it

That was before I had my deluxo tho

[old spruce]

Rate my parking

[brittle osprey]

Parking ticket / 10
Thats a sidewalk

[old spruce]

Akshewally, that's the grass NEXT to the sidewalk!

I tried parking it in first person while pulling out of the hospital to the left.

[brittle osprey]

neuh uh, thats a sidewalk 💔

[brittle osprey]

and the cherry on top too

[old spruce]

what do you want, a cookie? I wasn't trying very hard, I just made a single turn.

[old spruce]

You can still walk past. I'm 99% on the grass.

[brittle osprey]

I could get ran over

thats not very safe

[old spruce]

That sounds like you shouldn't be walking where I'm driving.

[strange warren]

In here playing parking simulator

But I gotta admit that was mad impressive

I probably would've flipped it somehow

[old spruce]

rate my driving, I clipped someone who decided to drive on the wrong side of the road.

What is that reaction, it looks a lot like all the pedestrians I nearly ran over trying to park.

[strange warren]

Lowkey real

(I was the one on the wrong side of the road💔)

Rate my driving🙏

[modern saddle]

💔

[strange warren]

Ts was rigged...

I should've had that in the bag

[old spruce]

Your name is Cheeseburger, not Krusty Burger.

[eternal salmon]

Rockstar games banned GTA United, GTA Underground, LCPP and VCNE mods

Meanwhile, BeamNG repeats the history -

[strange warren]

I'm just an ordinary cheeseburger

[old spruce]

rate my parking. There's a stash house there.

[old spruce]

...another one. rate my parking?

[old spruce]

...ok, you win.

[modest trail]

10/10 💀

[old spruce]

how the FUCK.

[brittle osprey]

I can do better though

[timid saddle]

Put the kosatka up there next (it is possible, prob not solo tho)

[modest trail]

Yeah put kotaska

[old spruce]

I have a story in three parts, I call it "even hardened criminals need a nap"

That last one is my favourite. It's like when toddlers fall asleep and you're like how the fuck are you sleeping like that

[modest trail]

😭 😭

[old spruce]

I'm sorry WAT

[timid saddle]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[old spruce]

Are you just spawning shit

it's a lot less impressive if it's not accidental, tbh

[brittle osprey]

do you know how hard it is to play jenga with cargo planes, luxor deluxes, and a kosatka?

[old spruce]

Yeah, it requires a lot of hard work. My parking is done by accident.

anyway, last pic of the night, this is one I like to call "Good Behaviour"

[brittle osprey]

and this guy keeps flying in a circle and hitting it

yea that didn't last long

[modest trail]

Tell me what happened to kotaska after falling from this building just curiosity

[brittle osprey]

nothing, its a sub with a lot of hp

[old spruce]

wait

when you send it somewhere else, does it...sink into the ground?

[modest trail]

[old spruce]

Have you created a landsub

[brittle osprey]

Why would it? Its a service vehicle

[old spruce]

because when you send it away doesn't it submerge itself

[brittle osprey]

it just despawns

[old spruce]

huh

i thought it surfaced when you get close and submerged again when you left its circle

[brittle osprey]

No it stays up even if you leave it, if you return it to storage it despawns

[old spruce]

...can't you tell it to surface or something? fuck. I logged out and can't check this

[brittle osprey]

you can tell it to submerge and surface but that doesn't really do much

[old spruce]

Damn. Landsub would be fun.

Some guy is driving along trying to deliver product when a submarine emerges from the highway in front of him and launches him into orbit.

I mean, it would be just as shocking for a submarine to fall out of the sky onto you while you're making a delivery, too...

A whale, on the other hand, is entirely expected. Especially one accompanied by a pot of petunias.

[old spruce]

sadge

[brittle osprey]

@weak sinew

[compact pagoda]

Not bad, add the Havok and Blimp next

[brittle osprey]

pushing ur luck a little bit

how am I going to fit a havoc up there

[compact pagoda]

Other way around

[brittle osprey]

its easier to stack big stuff over small stuff

[modern elk]

get some chill modders ;-;

[weak sinew]

Thats my little brother, he a bit special

[final shadow]

sure bud check my tiktok

[humble drift]

is that advertising

[brittle osprey]

yes + its not gta

Thats a client, which doesn't at all have any connections to gta outside of using some of its files

[dusk rose]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/lZRgGJwvWIJVJJUZ6?invite=cr-MSxXc3UsNDIwMjQ4OTgw&v=18

[analog elm]

spider-man across LS Car Meetverse

[shy jungle]

hi find party on heists lester

[brittle osprey]

[modest trail]

Let me take your staff 😭

[brittle osprey]

uh neuh uh

[modest trail]

How many special item you have till now all 6?

[brittle osprey]

Now we wait

[brittle osprey]

I've been having all 6 already for a long time, Im just doing the gta+ thing with staff for fun, Ill probably do a bunch of small sales with the hangar too since rooster can't really, source right

[modest trail]

Why I dint think of this 💀

[sour lodge]

How do I get the privilege to post images here?

[brittle osprey]

Lvl.5 in the server
You can view your current level by doing !rank, !lvl, or !level
Or by clicking your profile (which doesn't show exact level, just last milestone role

[sour lodge]

Okay I’m at level 2 right now thank you

[mental tapir]

WHAT??!!!

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[pallid blaze]

My staff also got it too

[ebon hinge]

the wanted music theme is slept on

[daring chasm]

Found this in the woods post to be Jason voorhees?

[timid saddle]

Nah this is just for an unlockable gun

[daring chasm]

Oh damn

[flat latch]

I hate this bug

[clear garnet]

What's this update about?

[clear garnet]

I had it happen once and decided to never do that dumb thing again

But also what car is that

[clear garnet]

Bruh

No mantrap bug

GTA 6 is not going to be a good game if they can't even fix a bug that's been out for years

[elfin arrow]

that will literally never get fixed

[daring chasm]

Wanted level option?

[compact pagoda]

You are a genius

[clear garnet]

What

[orchid hatch]

doesnt he bring 1-3 every time?

[orchid hatch]

whered ya find this

[elfin arrow]

presumably the rockstar discord, but you can also see the same changes here
https://support.rockstargames.com/articles/0ExWSr9Bvq5Putzsn5w54/gtav-title-update-1-72-notes-ps5-ps4-xbox-series-x-or-s-xbox-one-pc-enhanced

[orchid hatch]

thanks

[hard cedar]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/m03IukPLF5sD1hcXl?invite=cr-MSx2WUssNDE4NjcwOTQw
gta bugs are things that cant be explained

I cant move

[ebon hinge]

i dont care, i want it

[modern saddle]

Cinquemila

[oak jolt]

Hi daddies

[daring chasm]

chlamydia

[arctic robin]

im a lvl like 38 and im tryna make money with the clukin bell farm can anyone help me in a bit?

or just anyway to make money really

[teal crypt]

Whoops

[ashen ice]

“MMI we expect the unexpected”

[stuck birch]

https://youtu.be/ZISVtacaj9I?si=T6Qz_o4gATOAjHgI

[uncut cipher]

gotta be my fastest cayo yet

i could have cut 1 more second on the hack but i cycled slightly wrong and i did it in 3rd person instead of 1st stupidly :(

[covert idol]

you're only 2 min away from wr. gg

[dire harbor]

v

[stuck birch]

When you're fresh off of a Doomsday CMM...

[cloud locust]

What’s your sens? My game feels so much slower cause of mine but I’m too afraid to mess with it lol

[light root]

What a beautiful picture(ignore the session event and stats)

[mental tapir]

Aim assist

[strange vector]

Off is better

[shell obsidian]

Is this gta ps6 version?

Looks like death stranding 2

[brittle osprey]

Ungriefed public lobby car meet

[shell obsidian]

Then you see someone in his facility

[modest trail]

Why I can't join your session 💀 i tried joining yesterday when I was free

[brittle osprey]

nope, not a soul anywhere near a facility

[fallen crane]

[humble drift]

no more sweat playing as ceo

[brittle osprey]

I think I gotta steal your cargo

[humble drift]

what is this

[brittle osprey]

Public session? Or something like that, it looks like the weapons setup for cayo though

[timid saddle]

Yup that is one of the 3 possible location for go to merrywheater hq

[timid saddle]

Someone has to follow a valkyrie for 5 mins

Or blow it up

[brittle osprey]

I know, Im kinda a nerd and I actually do the setup for it instead of blowing up the valk

I really should move my facility to like sandy or land act again, I keep crashing into the windmills, at the windmill farm facility

[humble drift]

land act

[brittle osprey]

Its so fun running from land act because I know theres a solid chance I can drown my car within 10 seconds of starting a mission

[covert idol]

windmill looks cool tho
#gta-online-mk2 message

[brittle osprey]

I mean I like the area, nice location to get ran over by a train that spawns when you start a mission

pretty secluded too, lots of areas to jump to, pretty close to some aircraft spawns and obviously the fact its close to some other missions

[covert idol]

1 boost in vigilante and i'm already on highway

[brittle osprey]

Im abysmal at using the vigilante

[covert idol]

cyclone 2 should be able to jump over train

[brittle osprey]

this plane looks like its seen a thing or two

[delicate bay]

three things

[modern saddle]

"Keep the engine running"

[brittle osprey]

"Keep your gears turning"

[modern saddle]

Keep the battery battering

✅

[covert idol]

[teal crypt]

Typical GTA day

[mental tapir]

This is ifneee

[stuck birch]

I raised my aiming sensitivity just a little bit. Maybe 1-2 increments.

[mellow valve]

bruh XD

[mellow valve]

Looks Fire

[mellow valve]

if it's still flying then nothing wrong with that , and btw how tf did you do that XD

[mental tapir]

Yeaaaa!!!

[covert idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1223934401562284143.webp?size=48

[daring chasm]

God damn big ass truck

[daring chasm]

I did velum way yesterday on cayo pretty fun easy just driving past guards

[snow osprey]

yo

[modern elk]

damn finally

[true bough]

I had the thought

Let's download Enhanced on PC and see how the modding is

(Literally within 2 minutes of loading into the game)

[delicate bay]

it looks tired man give it a break

[dusky timber]

feels good when rockturd sells me a solution for a problem they made and then made worse

[true bough]

Literally rode the wheels off

[shadow scroll]

ok so they broke asset streaming on enhanced

[rancid frigate]

mansion security doing god's work

[daring chasm]

I haven't got robbed since

[worldly mauve]

am i TWEAKINGG

[worldly mauve]

my question is how u r flying so confidently

[shadow scroll]

skill

[fallen crane]

what helicopter should I get for landing in tight spaces expect the sparrow

[orchid hatch]

the sparrow

[fallen crane]

I will cut your limbs into SMALL pieces

[orchid hatch]

how tight are "tight places"

also js use a mk2

[fallen crane]

I get shot down by poeple

[orchid hatch]

most helicopters = railgun victim

[fallen crane]

well we're goimg

[orchid hatch]

what do you need it for tho

like pvp or grinding

[fallen crane]

I wanna pvp

both

[orchid hatch]

well

sparrow.

[fallen crane]

I have the hunter

[orchid hatch]

or js buy a plane

[fallen crane]

the streamer216?

[orchid hatch]

son

get smt like the pyro

dog fighting is fun

[fallen crane]

idk how to use pyro

[orchid hatch]

or get raiju cus can be used for grinding

[fallen crane]

ok

[orchid hatch]

with the vtol

[fallen crane]

me get gyro

AND put princess bubblegum wrap

[orchid hatch]

gyro zeppeli

[orchid hatch]

pyro aint got one

raiju does

[fallen crane]

what plane has one

[orchid hatch]

raiju

[fallen crane]

Ok

[gaunt acorn]

Speaking of Raiju

[rain valve]

hwy

hey*

[onyx rampart]

this fuckass star won't turn gold. pretty sure it's been over 11 hours of keeping my nc popularity above 90%

[daring chasm]

What

[civic laurel]

2v1 raijus 😭

noobs on modded accounts lol

[gaunt acorn]

B11 Is The best

[civic laurel]

b11>>>

raiju better in some ways obviously

[orchid hatch]

pyro goated aswell 🥺

[arctic gust]

https://youtube.com/shorts/N2hSulgs4RA?si=i1Xbr1RlfnygQzAB

B11 vs B11

[obtuse gale]

What's the context to posting this

[brittle osprey]

to show a bad pilot vs a bad pilot doesn't really benefit anyone?

[obtuse gale]

[brittle osprey]

the pov cam isn't even looking at his enemy, pretty scripted

nor does the other guy even fight back

[obtuse gale]

Didn't even watch it

[brittle osprey]

Its basically just 2 b-11s spinning in a circle and only one of them actually does anything

[shadow scroll]

well any plane that is slower than the raiju will outplay it

lazer and starling are an example, raijus can't do shit to you unless you suck

[stuck birch]

https://youtu.be/Pqkr22pPdy0

[pale burrow]

@rotund cipher mine is based on this

[rotund cipher]

Wich orange in gta is closest to that

[pale burrow]

Sunrise orange ig

[rotund cipher]

Thank you

[pale burrow]

I dont remember b11 mg sounding like that.. Nor does it shoot at that rate

[pale burrow]

Nothing rlly just a dogfight

[arctic gust]

What the context of posting this

[arctic gust]

Clowns are never benefitted with anything anyways 🤡 😭

[arctic gust]

He doesnt fight back as he cant fight back

U are so dumb

[arctic gust]

A group of noobs discussing over something
Thats nice

[brittle osprey]

Did I strike a nerve?..

He had every chance to fight back, its scripted

[arctic gust]

To be honest every time i fight anyone its scripted bcz i always win

Others are just too noob

[worldly mauve]

shortest b11 lifespan oat

[arctic gust]

Its a short video

[arctic gust]

So its meant to be short

[worldly mauve]

its not.

[arctic gust]

U know yt short videos ,they must be short

[worldly mauve]

the b11 is the strongest jet in the game in terms of durability

[worldly mauve]

and it sure as hell shouldnt lose a dogfight in less than 30 seconds

so, pretty scripted

[arctic gust]

I agreed to all those think its scripted

Its always scripted as i always win

[worn gust]

The cannon is terribly slow to fire

[arctic gust]

Its not your fault maybe i am too good

[worldly mauve]

meh, just gotta prefire it, if u dont have enough time to fire the mg then u never hsd a good angle in the first place

[arctic gust]

I really feel like a god now as people have to call it scripted
Well this is not my first time

[worn gust]

I wish it was faster like the irl one

[worldly mauve]

[brittle osprey]

Sense of superiority is nothing new for a gta player

[worldly mauve]

something like the savage's cannon would be nice but it'd be too op, think they should make another option where its wayyy faster but not explosive, OR if they really care they can make it have an explosive shot every like half a second

[arctic gust]

No common sense also must not be new for you

[covert idol]

you're the most delusional fk i've seen on this server

[worldly mauve]

average gtao server member

[daring isle]

Bruh

[brittle osprey]

Im pretty delusional too, I actually think gta players can be helped

[covert idol]

that wasn't for u

[arctic gust]

This must be about me
I understand that i have many haters
No fucks given anyways

[worldly mauve]

tbf that raiju was genuinely so ass but still cool considering i got "ambushed"( wasnt paying attention)

[daring isle]

Will you help me then LoL

[arctic gust]

He needs help first

Disabled child

He thinks all the time about others

Fanboy

[worldly mauve]

damn okay just ignore me💔

[covert idol]

lucky he's on pc where nobody cares about dogfighting
don't have guys like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9uVc07UaSw

[arctic gust]

Lucky that u are on console because u dont see modders there

Or else u will be crying all the time

[covert idol]

lol

i'm on pc clown

[worldly mauve]

idk what hes on but im glad ive never came across fluuky

[arctic gust]

Then why u saying that its better on console idiot when u not even there

[covert idol]

cuz pretty much all top dogfighters are on console u stupid kunt

[worldly mauve]

!rule 5

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@worldly mauve

[arctic gust]

Delusional af

[covert idol]

yes you're

[worldly mauve]

!rule 5

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@worldly mauve

[arctic gust]

!rule 7

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 7

Nicknames must be able to be mentioned. Zalgo, emojis, and others are prohibited.

Requested by

@arctic gust

[covert idol]

cant even move the camera properly and thinks he's best dogfighter lmfao

[worldly mauve]

fuck does rule 7 have to do w this

[arctic gust]

U are such a stupid clown

[arctic gust]

Nothing

[worldly mauve]

can confirm, im not one of them but ive seen a few

[covert idol]

delete your comments before that raiju guy shows up and rips u a new one

[arctic gust]

There is no restrictions fo good players on any platform

He is just stupid guy who thinks they only on console

[worldly mauve]

didnt say that

[arctic gust]

I know that

[worldly mauve]

over 90% of pc dogfighters r ass and cant improve

[arctic gust]

I have console and pc both

[covert idol]

you camera movement in that b11 clip is like a noob lol