gta-media

[faint kindle]

outfit check

[obtuse gale]

Gnna have to turn up my brightness for this

[faint kindle]

I think its my HDR monitor that does it

[compact pagoda]

How do u get that neckless

[elfin arrow]

it was a fomo reward a while ago

[arctic gust]

Is this the highest kill and lowest death record???

[ancient igloo]

Nah I’ve done 800-3

[compact pagoda]

3 kills?

[ancient igloo]

🤫

[compact pagoda]

Git gud

[ancient igloo]

I’m trying 🙁

[compact pagoda]

Don't try, Be Better

[ancient igloo]

I will

[arctic gust]

https://youtu.be/UZou2Sd7ZcM?si=CY1UapxOZWfJ7vyG

[vivid fulcrum]

Does it?

I think screenshots depend on your game settings

Maybe your game brightness is low

[shadow scroll]

man do i love the comet sr speed glitch

hsw poor mans way

[glacial zenith]

When you get XB S version of the game and log onto online and get flooded with all the cheevos after migration

[shadow scroll]

same on steam

[undone barn]

This Is what am i doing when Bored Play GTA Online

[atomic atlas]

lowkey thought that car would explode

[undone barn]

Imagine Bait more

[left mauve]

Over the years, how many people have you guys had to block to protect your sanity? 😂 All GTA related, from stalkers to people so mad they've waited years just to find me again. The list is so long now that I can see it! GTA pvp at its finest

[stuck yacht]

I don’t play on console, but I’m sure my list will be pretty long when I get one for GTA 6 because my Rockstar Social Club has a block list a mile long

[clear frigate]

@keen knoll

The entire lobby just got obliterated by a single guy on the blink of an eye

[quaint parrot]

Done 1k cargo missions

[gleaming spear]

That long list is so relatable xd. Mine is filled mostly with PSN names that start with "Temp", these guys are the most annoying stalkers I ever had to face in this game

[left mauve]

I love temps tbh 😭 they never live up. For me, the barcodes, those are the bad stalkers. Temps are bad, but there fun to toy with

[fluid skiff]

i was so close....

[timid saddle]

RIP no free clothes

[fluid skiff]

i wanted the car

[arctic gust]

Got the highest kill so far on the last run🥶 .one of the best missions in game

[dusky timber]

man, this sucks

it was supposed to be an alien probe reward

[arctic gust]

[olive nebula]

How much was it?

[dusky timber]

at least ten

[arctic gust]

Shocker is 260 k i guess

[olive nebula]

You're not helping.

[dusky timber]

am i wrong though

[olive nebula]

You're annoyingly correct.

[dusky timber]

[junior flint]

imma need that

[arctic gust]

[stuck crystal]

Does Rockstar use AI for their tickets???

[vivid fulcrum]

AI detectors are unreliable

maybe you can use them on non native English learners under 10th grade

but everyone who types in coherent English will get flagged as AI

[elfin arrow]

that's not true

[eager gate]

This and the stun + atomizer seems like a way to easily piss somebody off

[eager gate]

Ai detectors are bs

[faint kindle]

it is low, looks better

[real fjord]

them griefers leaving everytime i destroy their toys, smh

[earnest lintel]

Bc they suck without em XD

[wicked sparrow]

Wait a stun-stick?

[thin kernel]

https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/662774504149483550 They aint working

[obtuse gale]

[thin kernel]

Wait wrong paste

[obtuse gale]

Appearance > accessories > helmets then press square

[thin kernel]

Now they do work...

Thank you so much

[obtuse gale]

[earnest lintel]

caught wannabee caught

The 2nd one fkn auto correct

KD doesn't tell anything anymore and never has XD

[elfin arrow]

the tattoo and face paint combo is so damn ugly

[celest valve]

you don’t have any proof that I have done anything illegal… how could you? There is never any witnesses? Wait nvm

[bold coral]

Bro do you change your character appearance each week or what 😭 one week you're Donald trump and now you're XpertThief

[celest valve]

Nah I switch between these two characters but I have a lot of older photos and clips, this is one of them

I am currently POTUS

So they wouldn’t have the authoritah to arrest me

[obtuse gale]

My dad hates having a high KD cuz of his aggressive personality back in 2019. Every lobby he joins, he gets targeted

Has like 5.45kd all legit

KD and score means nothing. You gain nothing and lose nothing.

[dusky timber]

gain very shady street cred
lose all respect in random lobbies

[graceful rock]

People constantly try to fight me 'cause of my 5.30 K/D. It's easy to achieve it if you play just a couple Adversary Modes and do really well in them, don't need to be a complete tryhard.

[real fjord]

what on earth is this abomination

[obtuse gale]

Legend watches XpertThief

[bold coral]

Not that much anymore but used to watch back in the good old days

Like around 9 years ago 😂

[deft canyon]

I used to watch Syndicate, before he fell off as a scammer

[leaden briar]

Guys are the ufos back? I’m close to getting the alien tattoo 😈

[arctic gust]

https://youtube.com/shorts/VT6r2wN9v-4?si=gvDmrnWJQMaLEKYJ

[onyx rampart]

that was a long grind

[compact pagoda]

Not yet

[lofty fulcrum]

[onyx rampart]

congrats, the doomsday heist achievements are tough

[lofty fulcrum]

Yea im getting there😭

[lofty fulcrum]

Cmm2 n Cmm3 n thats Doomsday complete

[forest rain]

Is it just me or is this more annoying than alot of things like what if I wanna chill in a public

At this point react with a 💥 if you agree

[thin kernel]

This happens to me during sell missions or during heists

[forest rain]

Am I in any control of it though

[thin kernel]

I always think it's because of internet. It happens randomly out of nowhere

You lag for half a second, and then everyone disappears

[celest valve]

I was trying to taze him but sure, I don’t mind a good ol ass kick

[slim radish]

I dont care what they say this thing ROCKS!!

[vivid fulcrum]

What you gonna do against an rc tank

[slim radish]

Fly away into the night

Or i'll just uninstall and blow my lid off

One of these things can happen

[vivid fulcrum]

😭

[fluid skiff]

what are you holding here?

time to take this nearly 99500$ after 313 hours because i didnt know you can raise the amount of money you get per day

[obtuse gale]

Its The Shocker. You can buy it from the Gun van rn

[fluid skiff]

oh shit really? ill get it now

[wind galleon]

Accidental Taxi Rivalry

[obtuse gale]

Now why didnt you just take out the competition

Owning a business 101 man

[wind galleon]

If i take out the competition i lose a potential customer

[obtuse gale]

Well you would probably never see said customer again

Unless you play free aim

Then you have a higher chance to see them again

[wise tangle]

[umbral wren]

What we need, is a Bravado STX cop car

[obtuse gale]

What every anti griefer thinks they are in every session

[umbral wren]

[dusky timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904101912201277452/1408935362612428922/sans.gif

[celest valve]

YES

[wise tangle]

lol

[celest valve]

I want LSPD livery on my mk2 if I can wrap my mk2 in money then why can’t I have this

Give me ICE livery

Now this is atrocious

[wise tangle]

[celest valve]

That video was made in 2020, before we got the regular police bike as purchasable, maybe MK2 is next

I doubt it though, they probably wanna remove that thing from the game lol

[vivid fulcrum]

AI

Repent

[wise tangle]

true

[celest valve]

Wow. The unemployment rate certainly goes hard for this one.. no joke they literally harassed me for a solid 45 mins

[stone vigil]

says the dude with 277m dollars....

[elfin arrow]

that's not a lot

[stone vigil]

what do you mean thats not alot

[elfin arrow]

it's just not

[stone vigil]

well how much do you have

[elfin arrow]

about 1.5 billion

[stone vigil]

hooowww

[elfin arrow]

playing the game

[stone vigil]

what did you do to get it,

[elfin arrow]

activities that reward me with money

[stone vigil]

0/10 rage bait

[elfin arrow]

it's not ragebait, it's the simple truth

[stone vigil]

well anything specific yu did

[elfin arrow]

i'm not going to list everything i've done because that would be most things in the game

[stone vigil]

name the 2 highest earners

[elfin arrow]

casino and cayo

[stone vigil]

casino hiest?

you had a friend?

[elfin arrow]

agency by itself is also almost 200 million

of course i have friends

[stone vigil]

lucky you

[stone vigil]

insane

[elfin arrow]

no luck involved

[stone vigil]

you did criminal mastermind?

[elfin arrow]

of course

[stone vigil]

you say that like its not hard

[elfin arrow]

well it isn't

[stone vigil]

for someone with friends i am sure its not

how much does casino heist make?

[elfin arrow]

this is a better than average run but like 1.1m usually with a 50% cut

[stone vigil]

not too bad eh

[shy owl]

I never tried Cayo with 4 before this... it was pain

[tepid prawn]

784k

i could never

[shy owl]

It was such a blast though 🤣

I would do it again for sure

[tepid prawn]

[shy owl]

Well we WERE in vc

If not.... okay i woulda gave up

[tepid prawn]

fair enough

[daring flicker]

😭

[tepid prawn]

[wind galleon]

Finally 1st tried Prison Break with randoms

[daring flicker]

impressive

[stuck crystal]

Won the casino vehicles 3 times in a row now lmao

I'm still working on the looks of it btw. I know that some of the wheels suck rn

[modern perch]

Just close the app if u know ur not gonna get it and it doesn’t save ur wheel

Spin

[thin kernel]

Took an entire 75k worth of supply.

I love gta for giving me 10k

Lmao

[compact pagoda]

No upgrades

[elfin arrow]

you're doing better than i am

[thin kernel]

Nah, it's just glitching

[thin kernel]

LMAO

[dusky timber]

it's a solid amount tho

[elfin arrow]

are you solid

[dusky timber]

looks down yes

[elfin arrow]

interested

[celest valve]

I piss on 277m dollars

Ain’t nothing

[obtuse gale]

Ive never even has 80 million at once

[eternal salmon]

Since, I’ve stolen the Bugatti from Dave some rare cars (which I even don’t know the name of) were seen driven by the NPCs and thought of stealing them.

Is it a good deal as I’ve never checked their prices nor I’ve known these cars?

Grand Theft Auto 5 (PC)
Build 350.2 (v1.26)
(55 gb in size)

[modern saddle]

Never invest in supplies if you don't have both performance upgrades

[dusky timber]

bro who the hell uses fraps in 2025

[deft canyon]

Maybe he's using it for those nostalgia purposes

Oreo, you should use Bandicam in your videos

[eternal salmon]

No, it’s bandicam screen recorder which also has FPS overlay option

Also, that garage seems to have a capacity of 12 vehicles then why doesn’t the game allow to store like GTA 3 (where six cars can be stored in one of the garages)

[burnt laurel]

goofing around

[frosty shuttle]

Are you what?

[onyx rampart]

finally got that fuckass armwrestling award

fucked up my fingers doing ts

[coral cobalt]

I love solid snake

[rocky vigil]

bunk

[shadow berry]

why is there 224 crates in 1 building

[compact pagoda]

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to

Nvm

[shadow berry]

[thin kernel]

I've been stuck here for 20 minutes

[shadow berry]

dw its initializing itll load soon

[thin kernel]

Still here

[shadow berry]

just a few more minutes bro trust

[thin kernel]

Lmao

[sharp stone]

least lagged xbox one session

at the casino it was like 15 fps

[untold oar]

feels like gameplay that's coming straight from 2016 lol

[earnest lintel]

It's been like that ever since EE got released and R* is to lazy to fix it

[shadow berry]

is it hackers or a glitch

[compact pagoda]

Glitch

[shadow scroll]

the game where people will 99% pirate music from:

[compact pagoda]

Deathrun

[earnest lintel]

No it's not it's a bug from R* Everytime doesn't matter if there are people in the lobby or not it happens

[shy owl]

It seems to me like a combination of a bug with cargo not disappearing after being delivered and modders placing their cargo under the map

[livid summit]

gg @short pawn

[void marten]

Jesus how long were y'all going

[livid summit]

not long

[void marten]

Estimate?

[livid summit]

i didnt check

prob 30 mins?

[void marten]

Wild

Was it like snipers or what

[livid summit]

snipers yeh

i was tempted to use rocket when hye spawned close

[void marten]

Gotcha that makes more sense

[livid summit]

yeh

it was LSIA

which the spawns can be more easy

[void marten]

I always thought beach had easier spawns but I never really pvped at lsia much

[livid summit]

beach can be annoying if its more than 2 ppl

spawns get fucked but 1v1 at beach is nice

[void marten]

Yeah I think I've only done 1v1s at the beach I've had some pretty full free for all's at lsia

[livid summit]

most annoying place i thought is the mountains

[faint kindle]

never again

[celest valve]

That’s what you get this year?

[celest valve]

Ffs bruh I’m just tryna make a Halloween costume, leave me alone..

[dusky timber]

[covert idol]

That wasn't my heist and he won't have upgraded cars

[dusky timber]

i take cars even if they're stock

[covert idol]

I already carried him for full take + double daily. Just wanted to be done with it

[dusky timber]

i

[dusky timber]

driving a bajillion dollar supercar at idle revs

[timid saddle]

Gj discord its really nice to only have audio on a video

Yes its on my end

[surreal flare]

God I love gta 5

Such an amazing game with NO glitches whatsoever

Amazing gameplay

[celest valve]

Lvl 717 but you are still an idiot

I wonder if they know about anti aircraft defences..

[ancient igloo]

He has 2000+ runs of Cayo

He is a pro for sure

[celest valve]

Yes bc they can totally fire missiles like a pro too

[wise tangle]

Bahaha

[restive current]

Looney tunes type dogfight

[brittle osprey]

Thats the 0 0 coordinate on the map, and rockstar STILL is refusing to believe there is a bug with it

[celest valve]

Ooooh wait so that is what those hundreds of blips on my map for special cargo?

Makes sense

[brittle osprey]

yea its the exact center of the map, the icons are there but its entirely visual, unless you get teleported directly there

[celest valve]

“There is nothing wrong with our game, stop saying that there is.”

[vestal blade]

its like im famous for the amount of people that randomly attack me for no reason. 3 people attacked me at the casino earlier and i did nothing. but it happens to everyone so its not so special.

[celest valve]

You should come and meet me, I can’t go five minutes in a public lobby without being inside either a missile jamming car or one with insane explosive resistance before I am someone’s target

lol it’s pretty funny when they fail to blow me up though

[forest rain]

248?

[vestal blade]

wut 248

[dusky timber]

very epic pfp

[sweet sentinel]

i rate this clip a 9/11, I love playing gta7 online on my nintendo switch 3

[arctic gust]

https://youtube.com/shorts/LJ5HZYe52So?si=geKjTO0Cz28DF6Qs

[brittle osprey]

Well you did type in old heist right?

you could also shorten it down as well since you have alot of bloat wording, it could be as easy as typing "Lf Doomsday CMM (player amount), dm for details"

[glacial zenith]

I didnt i typed in other

[brittle osprey]

You should have typed it in #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg / #xb1｜old-heist-lfg, since thats the correct channel for it

[inland flower]

i think one of the mods said it wouldn't work there

[glacial zenith]

Look i bloody well did put it in other!!!

[brittle osprey]

He was using the wrong channel, thats all it is

[inland flower]

oh ok

[glacial zenith]

No i wasnt!!! I PUT IT IN OTHER!!!

[brittle osprey]

Other isn't the correct channel.

[glacial zenith]

For doomsday?

Yes it is

[inland flower]

doomsday goes in the old heists section as well

[brittle osprey]

Please be sure to read over the info channels before posting in the lfg channels, may save you some time

[glacial zenith]

Ugh fine

[shadow scroll]

i had that happen once while i was flying my mk2 upside down last year

[shadow scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/1258168562254741616/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2024.07.03-22.58_Trim.mp4?ex=68e2df48&is=68e18dc8&hm=135aea7cfb07e1f8aa649ca73f3b178a362f37b35fd1f1118755e1e215cd8631&

[arctic gust]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_FqdZL54NhM?si=d7vKec-HUMpViFhS

[thin kernel]

I love this

[void marten]

Me after one too many

[thin kernel]

Is it normal for a sea sparrow to spawn while doing that high life dre contract?

It was on radar and I crashed onto it

And another...

[obtuse gale]

Never seem these before

[obtuse gale]

Ik there is a chance for a Tula to spawn here

[thin kernel]

Tf

This is my first time seeing something randomly spawn

Is this the game rewarding me?

[compact pagoda]

What mission is this

[obtuse gale]

Agency High Life finale

[olive pecan]

deserved

[neon tundra]

Looks like someone completed BDKD

[winged remnant]

Was it worth it? No. Do I regret it? No

[compact pagoda]

Yes

[thin kernel]

This is my 26th Tequila for 2 months. I haven't gotten anything except that.

[stone vigil]

i just got, pink diamond, then necklace. now bonds. my luck has been wild

i can now finally buy the niobe

[olive pecan]

tough luck

i can't help you out you're on PS

[celest valve]

Yes I always see a sea sparrow when I am doing that finale, I never use it though bc it’s easier to use vigilante and boost into fort Zancudo, then steal a fighter jet and fly back

[shy owl]

I recently got necklace and pink diamond b2b and thought I was lucky

[stone vigil]

thats still great luck

[lethal tinsel]

You're having a laugh, mate/

[wise tangle]

;)

[thin kernel]

Does that mean I have to wait for 3 days to stop getting tequila

[wise tangle]

Exactly

0%

[thin kernel]

I'd take anything else, just get the damn tequila off my game

[wise tangle]

But tequila is fine too for payout if you grind every hour

[thin kernel]

And only get 600k+ for primary target?

[wise tangle]

Primary + second

1.3 to 1.4 (duo)

[thin kernel]

1.2 million solo

[elfin arrow]

tequila, necklace and bonds are like the same when you factor in the secondary bonus for each primary

it really doesn't matter which of the 3 you get

[wise tangle]

Duo is better, trust me

[thin kernel]

I'mma rest, I've been grinding for 3/4 of the day

[thin kernel]

No one's online so I can't

[wise tangle]

Try LFG in this server it’s the biggest one, bro.

[thin kernel]

I already have people, sometimes I just want to do things solo, bud

[wise tangle]

👌

Anyway, good luck with your grinds :)

[eager acorn]

ur disk fault

when ur disk or ssd whatever u using goes on full usage or less usage for ur game then this happens

u probably were having sume downloads or copy data in ur windows drive or sumthing like that

[graceful rock]

Yup.

[shadow scroll]

no, modder in 2024 killed the entire game

[nimble yew]

Is this SA's lowest point?

im not having fun anymore

[wise tangle]

I miss this 🥲

[nimble yew]

I don't.

[velvet quartz]

the sound many hate in GTA:

[shadow scroll]

diamond casino.

[velvet quartz]

also Fort Zancudo in story.

[compact pagoda]

Alone?

[subtle elbow]

PvP bingo

[hazy hull]

hell nah

[dusky timber]

contrary to a popular belief, pricedown is a bad font to use for when you have to actually read things

[obtuse gale]

Hunter/Acied crew?

[dusky timber]

see what i mean

[dusky timber]

ac130

[obtuse gale]

Its midnight

[compact pagoda]

You're telling me you can't read the 3rd one saying: kajju peeing from obscene aircraft?

[obtuse gale]

Not my fault

[subtle elbow]

yeah that one is so hard to get

[dusky timber]

i can but im just saying that there are better fonts to use for the bingo squares

[subtle elbow]

everyone in my crew can understand

[dusky timber]

itc machine if you insist on using a font from gta

[subtle elbow]

oh well i got bingo

[rigid bobcat]

[hazy hull]

wdym 🤣

[rigid bobcat]

Bro what kind of Satanist are you to pursue all the way to wave 51

That's crazy work

[rigid bobcat]

[hazy hull]

we didn't fail btw

we decided to end it there, because it's late

so we killed ourselves

[rigid bobcat]

Coulda got to round 100 🤧

[leaden briar]

New outfit with unreleased mask

[void marten]

Not too bad

[hazy hull]

it was getting late and we were also starting to get bored

original goal was wave 30

[magic knoll]

160k is a lot... but how long did it take?

[hazy hull]

nah, it's nothing

totally not worth the effort

it took almost 4 hours

[magic knoll]

well for a normal "job" kinda thing and not business thing, its good, but yeah i kinda suspected that it wasnt worth it at all

still cool

[hazy hull]

it's not the kind of thing you do for money

[magic knoll]

yeah

[hazy hull]

simple as that

[arctic gust]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RGcWCNFkDGM?si=EXaD25dGR2yNgYS5

[shy owl]

It really depends on how you format it. But I agree that the tiny black text with too thick of a stroke is definitely hard to read in that font lmao

I love using pricedown in my GTA youtube thumbnails, but I always have an outline around it for readability

[subtle elbow]

Yeah it’s not like it’s a Discord compressed preview of an image or anything 😂🙃

Text is perfectly legible if you have 3rd+ grade level English comprehension

[subtle elbow]

Also can’t do outlines with Pillow text overlay which is what I’m using in this bot, so

[shy owl]

I wasn't really talking to you, more to oreo, BUT, I will do you a favor and send you this: https://stackoverflow.com/a/62731552

[subtle elbow]

Yeah this doesn’t work so well in practice for me, very font specific

[restive current]

Series of clips I recently recorded

[dusky timber]

jumpscare

[prisma urchin]

Litterally unplayable

[short pawn]

best xbox experience

[void marten]

Bro experienced one too many gs

[arctic gust]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1fDRSjPeu80QdR_L8tjLNGU581hBDtruv/view?usp=drivesdk

1 v 3 but they didnt even come out

[keen gale]

If you're still on the 12 year old Xbox one, yeah lol. New gen is

[haughty garden]

happened with me too before with payphone hit mission golf club NPC heli was drop on me while i was drive away from area

[vivid fulcrum]

Send a gta media

Send gun pics

@compact pagoda send

[eternal salmon]

I had purchased this game in 2016 but completed it in 2025 as I never got time to play back then.

Also, had to bypass long drives of mission icons using taxis and Franklin’s ability for brake boosting to finish them without wasting much time.

[compact pagoda]

Go away

[vivid fulcrum]

No

[vivid fulcrum]

Congrats

I finished gta in 2 weeks

It was a good 👍🏽

[eternal salmon]

Well, thanks a lot and here’s what I learnt when I completed GTA 5

Good

• No unnecessary spawning of attackers like GTA VC
• Missions not being tied to emails or outgoing calls like GTA 4
• No repetitive feeling from missions like it was in GTA 4
• Proper balancing of character statistics just like GTA San Andreas
• Interesting story so thanks to three characters (with indulgence of helping, robbery and saving each other)
• Better physics making the controls comfortable (handling of airplanes have finally been fixed)
• Ability to save anywhere via. phone
• Other activities that can be done like sports, games, etc

Bad

• No enterable buildings or NPC houses
• Can’t rent a house or give others for renting
• No character switching during hang out
• Absence of custom clothing styles (saints row 2 has that)
• No detailed character customization as saints row 2 beats even the sims in this sector

[eternal salmon]

Even though it says 45 hours for me but in reality it took 15 working days with 10 hours of daily gameplay

[vivid fulcrum]

[hazy hull]

the point is there weren't supposed to be that many helicopters there

[twin yarrow]

Mistakes were made...

[compact pagoda]

You look great

[mystic walrus]

what is wrong with GTAO? it takes like 12841287471295 years until it can start, it has been stuck like that every time i have went to blackjack

[dusky timber]

jumpscare

[shy owl]

Interesting moments from my time trial last night

[elfin arrow]

i cannot believe mfs actually drive with a camera angle like this

it makes me sick
!

[dusky timber]

what is that route

[compact pagoda]

Low camera??
!

[elfin arrow]

!!!

[compact pagoda]

Low camera

[elfin arrow]

i need to see the road, not the back of the car

[shy owl]

It looks sexy and makes driving more of a gamble imo

[shy owl]

I like to call this route "My first successful completion of this specific trial"

[warm arch]

I got to Franklin's 2nd house in 1 day but then I accidentally changed my language so I had to change it back and it reset my story mode

[lethal birch]

!gv

[tardy stone]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @lethal birch

[simple grail]

Okie okie thanks fellas

[mystic walrus]

BRUH WHY IS IT KEEPT SPINNING!? ROCKSTAR FIX "TRANSACTION PENDING"

[vivid fulcrum]

We apologise

[obtuse gale]

We?

[vivid fulcrum]

Who are you

[obtuse gale]

Yeah who are you man

[vivid fulcrum]

Don't you see that I'm Rockstar yellow

[obtuse gale]

You seem like your in the wrong neck of the woods

The Rockstar server is that way

[vivid fulcrum]

Where

[obtuse gale]

Whatever direction your facing right now

[vivid fulcrum]

Please refer to rule10 before advertising servers

Smh

[obtuse gale]

Using mod created rules against me

[vivid fulcrum]

Send a gta media

Gun pics

[obtuse gale]

Here is your gta media

[vivid fulcrum]

I wanna take more pics but this games suck

I enjoyed this photoshoot nonetheless

Truly an album of all time

[wicked sparrow]

[vivid fulcrum]

[waxen pike]

Im just typing so i can get level 5 so i can send gta memes and shit like that

[arctic gust]

Lazer =liquid calm

[gleaming spear]

[restive current]

Next on the to do list: Purchase a jet

[vivid fulcrum]

[gleaming spear]

Lumbago

[rancid frigate]

[vivid fulcrum]

Hru

[shadow scroll]

interesting bug on both legacy and enhanced, if you don't have any single player progress and you are leaving a online session, this will be visible for a few frames.

[jade scroll]

Forgot the propeller is its weapon

[shadow scroll]

no way

did rockstar just fix my battleye kick issue?

ok nvm i got kicked just now..

[gleaming spear]

Kinda good, what about you?

[vivid fulcrum]

I'm alright

[gleaming spear]

Glad to hear that!

I am surprised to see you haven't changed your nickname today 😳

[vivid fulcrum]

[celest valve]

Look I found twins

[twin yarrow]

Fire truck fight

[obtuse gale]

@rain whale

I dont have the values for when they are buffed

[rain whale]

Thanks

[bold coral]

You ain't getting that mansion in December gang 💔

[vivid fulcrum]

Obama

[nimble yew]

I wish the hills actually had that greenery XD

[plain geyser]

@proper forge

[elfin arrow]

true...

just the way you produce text makes me think those videos are in fact, not funny af

nerd reaction

my discord career is over...

i like corn

[nimble yew]

excuse me?

[obtuse gale]

[haughty garden]

you need living room in it too

[jade scroll]

Very surprised at me not hitting anything besides the curb

[flat latch]

my snakcs already full!!

[rough pond]

enjoy your meal

[gray wraith]

probably the funniest thing ive ever had happen in this game , my bike and I survived yet somehow he died 😂

[nimble yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmrT8zLyJgM

I hope VI's dispatch is like this guy's voice

V's is annoying to listen to

Need a more soothing voice XD

Oh James Woods is back

[nimble yew]

If Lost M.C stays in San Andreas, yall think GTA VI will have the A.O.D instead?
https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Angels_of_Death

[shy owl]

Cayo Perico Pink Diamond Solo Elite Payout (I got caught on the island so I can't say stealth)

[restive current]

Is stealth even possible

[shy owl]

Oh yeah I'm just going for max secondary value

[restive current]

Like I kill two guards with a silenced headshot and suddenly they all know I'm there

[shy owl]

Which means some tough routing to get my coke

[shy owl]

It's usually bullet spray hitting a wall next to a guard

[restive current]

Oh so a stray bullet?

[shy owl]

That's the term

[shy owl]

I would recommend going for body shots in this case, as you don't need to kill guards instantly in most cases and can even melee them to help with this too

[nimble yew]

Adios, San Andreas.

[restive current]

Ah

Well I wish I'd seen this a few minutes ago

Already finished the heist lol

Gonna do my 2nd dre of the day and then I can finally afford the b11

And ill have around 400k left to customize it I think

[olive nebula]

Bodyshots would make things even worse, cayo guards has a ton of health because of the armor, headshots is most consistent

Just 1 bullet and if you miss then its skill issue

They can still sound the alarm even if they're ragdoll on the ground while you're spraying bullets at them

[arctic gust]

https://youtube.com/shorts/oyzioyu7CCI?si=-ED86XmM4YpUd3VS

[rain pilot]

Chat, is this real?

[remote eagle]

How do u get sora 2?

[rain pilot]

I downloaded that video, it's not mine. But sora 2 is only available on iOS and you need an invite code to get in too

[remote eagle]

But it aint on the app store

Do i need a mac?

[rain pilot]

I don't know, I don't have iOS devices

[shadow berry]

😭

[rough pond]

your name issue

[shadow berry]

huh

[rough pond]

enjoys f1 tires - always gets podium car

[shadow scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/366793590531162133/1425296673638318100/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_Enhanced_2025.10.08-03.38.mp4?ex=68e71277&is=68e5c0f7&hm=2422dad16f110e6c06e0f1a7edc6de98344a808f12ef9d36592e29dbc40a4ca2& rockstar.. please uncompress the audio in enhanced..

i checked the entire sfx folder in x64... 8gb compared to legacy which is 16gb for a reason

[shadow berry]

f1 wheels are shit, over hyped, and look ugly on almost every car except for the f1s.

[rough pond]

that's why you will never get podium car

[shadow berry]

sorry i dont wanna be one of the 100000000 people asking for bennys or f1 wheels in #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg because they look like dog shit

everyone thinks that they make their cars look unique when all it does is shows off is uncreativity

[rough pond]

what about benny wheels tho?

[shadow berry]

same shit

[rough pond]

[dusky timber]

stop right there

you're being trolled

[shy owl]

I don't know if you can't kill him quick enough with body shots then it's also just a skill issue LOL

It really depends on whether you have precision aim or can handle the pressure and hit enough shots in a row

[arctic gust]

I use body shots only on the jaggernaut guy

Rest headshots

[olive nebula]

Demonstrate with a clip

On a guard without using Shotgun and no Armor disruption

[arctic gust]

https://youtu.be/n1rdJ6ZCVsg?si=LFtlMhjpQouIsc8_

[olive nebula]

?

[arctic gust]

This the way i do it

[shy owl]

I would but I won't

[olive nebula]

Right

[shy owl]

There is a lot of proof it's possible everywhere online lol

And best of all, proof is in the pudding... just try yourself

[olive nebula]

Sure

[olive nebula]

This is completely unrelated to what I asked

[arctic gust]

I wasnt talking to u

[buoyant herald]

so worth it!

[elfin hill]

Was it?

[shy owl]

I was thinking the same thing lmao

Like, is it ever worth it to permanently lose access to voice/sms chat because you were mad at one person?

Awwww I didn't know you could wake up with chop fast asleep next to you in the agency

[dusky timber]

would go take a shower immediately if that happened

[buoyant herald]

Lmao its not permanent and I wasn't mad

Dude just thought he could talk smack to anyone in the lobby. I simply put him in his place😎

Besides I primarily use ps chat and play with friends so it really doesn't affect me

[shy owl]

Fair enough

[shy owl]

I love doggos

[pearl sigil]

He sent like 15 before this

[pearl sigil]

Why. Doggos cute.

This one has 2 parts. Watch the roof one first.

[haughty garden]

Nothing special about those videos bro

[fiery ermine]

fr

[balmy garden]

how did the truck not explode?

[pearl sigil]

The power of friendship

[balmy garden]

thats a good frendship fr

[pearl sigil]

Yeah, It's the mobile operations center semi, pretty sure it's maxxed out. Super fast without trailer for a semi and it can tank anything

[buoyant herald]

@balmy garden

[balmy garden]

scary lol. do love the licence plate lol

[buoyant herald]

😎

[burnt laurel]

Heavy Revolver Mk2 with Hollow Points does some stuff. I can destroy a Toreador in like 5-7 shots

[nimble yew]

What am I looking at?

[inland agate]

Virus

[nimble yew]

A new player trying to attack a guy who detatched the truck from a MOC?

Who somehow got on the roof?

[burnt laurel]

the guy trying to kill me just left after he died in a Savage, trying to get me out of my Paragon S

dude used every tool at his disposal

Weaponized Ignus, Toreador, B11, Savage

and he still failed to kill me lol

[solid sapphire]

hollow ammo is useless in university

[burnt laurel]

it aint

it deals massive damage, mainly to unarmored targets

even with that, it still deals massive damage to even vehicles

[burnt laurel]

I even sometimes use it as a budget sniper to get kills on people I'm dominating

I've literally shat on people with it who were so bad they had to use a Mk2 or Kosatka to get any kills

now, yeah, the bullets cost a fortune. but with me having atleast 1mil always on me, I don't have to worry about that

[solid sapphire]

oh i confused that with the tracer bullets

mb yeah its good but i'd prefer different lowk

[burnt laurel]

I just wasted like 2-3 full mags on a fucking Ballas lowrider

[obtuse gale]

Doc forg 2x

[glacial zenith]

That makes alot of money as is...

[burnt laurel]

finally I can sell mine and get something out of it lol

[wise tangle]

It’s my last bunker sale 🫩

[obtuse gale]

please get orbed, please get orbed, please get orbed 🙏

[wise tangle]

[nimble yew]

That's a good sign, when the person who kills you is all the way across the city

I mean all the way across the entire goddamn map

[restive current]

Almost made it

[nimble yew]

Does the clothes store still sell Lost M.C Jackets XD

[waxen pike]

Im not sure

[nimble yew]

Oh I found them

[pearl sigil]

I blew up a level 90s truck, he tried shooting me, blowing me up and I backed up into his motorcycle, blew it up and killed him again. Then I texted him "I give you an A for effort" (last part not in the videos)

[pearl sigil]

Excuse me?

[azure lodge]

🤣

[glacial zenith]

Fucking sweet!!!

[nimble yew]

I cannot bring myself to do it

I can't shoot Agent Bernard

[jade scroll]

"Hey i found a store that sells breast milk!" "well its not really a store its a fridge in the back of a mamajuana dispensary" These npc lines man i swear

[shadow berry]

Can't wait to make 2 grand instead of 1 on taxi work

[shadow scroll]

oh yeah i had that happen too in enhanced

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/1370166838251622520/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2025.05.09-00.16-00.03.09.844-00.03.25.023.mp4?ex=68e8384e&is=68e6e6ce&hm=af95ff6a040a0b0c9283b93aaf93f604c2c023050acc696e55cb4ce58115a640&

[wise tangle]

[arctic gust]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KwLUzYM3TAg?si=vdxWcPxv1seTK29E

[inland agate]

How did u got that vehicle as ur sale vehicle for ur bunker

[wise tangle]

Itself

[inland agate]

what

[thin kernel]

It hurts me to see this.

[dusky timber]

he rolled the dice

[inland agate]

Its easy 🥀

[rocky vigil]

Bogos binted?

[sterile latch]

what do you call this?

[warm pasture]

owari da

[nimble yew]

Is THIS a luxery car?

[buoyant herald]

This is what we call P.O.S.

[nimble yew]

Fitting

[buoyant herald]

Rip

[burnt laurel]

I just humiliated a guy. He was hiding inside a bridge(he did a breach glitch). I got him out by shooting his feet since they were poking out and even killed him while he was in passive like 3 times. Bro's gonna regret his playstyle lol

also he had a Toreador next to him and when he hopped in it, it had a unique radar icon

thats what he probably used to do the breach glitch

[burnt laurel]

nope it was actually a Deluxo

[stuck yacht]

The illustrious $1,300,000 Honda Civic

[nimble yew]

HD Claude

[stuck yacht]

He has the best drip in GTA

[nimble yew]

These online clothes or singleplayer

[stuck yacht]

Online

[nimble yew]

Oh cool

What are they? I kinda want them XD

[stuck yacht]

It’s a career progress outfit you can equip at the checkout desk of any clothing store or your wardrobe if you have it unlocked

[obtuse gale]

Looks like we will be stealing a truck load of TVs tonight

[nimble yew]

Lester stop it

[stuck yacht]

Nasty ah Lester

[nimble yew]

Santiago Diego...

Mm.

[faint kindle]

dont think I need the cargobob for this one

Halloween outfit goes hard

[nimble yew]

I guess... that's fine

[faint kindle]

#gta-storymode

[livid summit]

is this normal chat

[nimble yew]

No, you're showing off.

[lethal birch]

That K.D probably high as shit now

Jesus dude

[livid summit]

k/d only goes up in arena but if it did count in free roam my k/d would be high as shit

[restive current]

The ultimate war

[lofty fulcrum]

See wat we was saying it takes time to update sometimes

[jaunty plume]

201m why

[nimble yew]

GTA Related media

This is my speedrun for choosing the correct ending

you know im right

And here's my failed attempt at getting all the ballas in one focused rampage

[eternal salmon]

Is this a glitch as this car doesn’t seem to be convertible given the fact that the top part isn’t made up of carbon fiber?

[dusky timber]

what

look up hard top and soft top convertibles

surano, Windsor drop are soft top, carbonazi, sentinel are hard top

[eternal salmon]

Yes, you’re correct! I didn’t know that such types existed in convertibles

[nimble yew]

In my hunt for this "Dubsta 2"

[rough ore]

Ts is pure greed

[gleaming spear]

Typical randoms

[nimble yew]

New venture

[junior fulcrum]

Imagine what productive things you could’ve been doing

[junior fulcrum]

Holy shit why is your GTA so dark

Controller player 😔

Ok but like

I’m talking about your clip

[nimble yew]

It's not, Steam Recordings just stinks.

[junior fulcrum]

Oh ok 😭

[vivid fulcrum]

This looks like a youtube thumbnail

[compact pagoda]

Beauty

[compact pagoda]

I stand by what i said

[bold coral]

Working out with my buddy yessir

[obtuse gale]

[rancid frigate]

dont tell me yall went more than 350 rounds just for this...

[vast yoke]

i respect the commitment

[olive nebula]

This deserves a freaking Pin

[vivid fulcrum]

Star it

[halcyon pivot]

ah thats explained why LS was ruined when i logged in

[inland solstice]

Unemployed final boss

[hasty quest]

whys this called media but i cant send photos

[compact pagoda]

You need server level 5

[hasty quest]

bru

[hasty quest]

wanna play gta w me? ps5

[brittle osprey]

Have you tried looking in #ps5｜lfg-info for people to play with?

[hasty quest]

Yea

[brittle osprey]

those channels are the only place you are allowed to look, however coming from me its only a suggestion, but it does break the rules to do it so that's what I'd be careful of

[hasty quest]

wat breaks the rules

[brittle osprey]

Looking for groups outside of the looking for group channels

[hasty quest]

well nb ever checks them

[celest valve]

I’ll make this better

Was definitely worth the 30 mins I spent making it

[thin kernel]

"One in a million"

[brittle osprey]

enjoy your, 50$ worth of items good sir

[thin kernel]

Lmao

[brittle osprey]

as they take all of your money and chips and leave you on the side walk that is

[thin kernel]

The other guy I was with a few minutes ago got the car

[celest valve]

Hey, I got a 10% discount to the boating website yesterday but the fact is that because I already owned the boat with the discount I didn’t get anything

No complaining bc you could have ended up with nothing like me

[thin kernel]

I always get chips and RP from the wheel so I rarely spin it

And also had one discount for warstock

[celest valve]

I spin it whenever I remember to spin it and don’t really care what I get, I usually get mad when I win the podium car bc I don’t have any garage space for it

[thin kernel]

lmao

[celest valve]

Warstock discount is better than the boating discount.. it wasn’t even for the yatch it was for some pos junky boat that NPC spawns

[thin kernel]

Bruh

[thin kernel]

Jodi still not calling me

I can't do anything when she's not calling

[celest valve]

Speaking of the devil

Ffs bruh this casino is going to need to let me purchase a new floor or two for my penthouse garage

Guess they decided to make up for the super shitty spin I got yesterday

[celest valve]

Put ur phone screen away

She don’t call you unless your phone is not being used

[rancid frigate]

real

[thin kernel]

That's the thing too. She's not calling for the past minutes even with my phone down

[thin kernel]

LMAO

Is your CEO garage full too?

[celest valve]

They are pretty much all full except for a few spaces

[thin kernel]

Maybe I should Organize all of my cars between garages...

In a painfully way since I don't have vehicle organization

[celest valve]

Rip

[jaunty plume]

bro dm me

[brittle osprey]

I hope some of the houses near mirror park become buyable if they do something mansion wise in the next DLC, they've always had these "for sale" signs infront of all the hosues and I really wanna be able to buy one of them

[celest valve]

Why

[jaunty plume]

Are you using this mode?

[celest valve]

?? Huh? Spinning the wheel dont require any special steps unless you live in some country where online gambling is illegal

[thin kernel]

I died without any cause of it

[obtuse gale]

Ive had this recently

2 times actually

[thin kernel]

And someone sniped me through a building

[obtuse gale]

Thats well "normal" in gta terms

You can shoot through with thermal if your far away enough

[thin kernel]

Tf

I'll take that to my advantage

[covert idol]

scram vs tore

[covert idol]

scram vs duluxo

[thin kernel]

A car that can dodge missiles by boosting or a car that can fly

Ngl, that makes me wanna buy Scramjet even tho Toreador has more Durability

[glacial ice]

i definitely seen you ingame before, didnt know you were in this server

[restive current]

Epilepsy warning

[fresh musk]

Santiago**,** Diego.
It's Diego Santiago

[compact pagoda]

Sandiego Taigo

[eager moat]

Cayo treating me good 😍

[quaint agate]

lol

don't judge my mk1 flying skills

[quaint agate]

heart failure

this is mine having one

speed glitch

[nimble yew]

What was that thing that Lamar said...

Oh right...

"Maybe Tanisha will call yo' dog ass"

I'm not allowed to say the next thing. Somebody else do it.

[magic knoll]

if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with

[nimble yew]

Why wasn't I doing this before

Frank still got the ol' yee-ee-ass bike of his

[olive nebula]

Good kill but horrible driving skills

[nimble yew]

Hi Claude

Hey, go drive here, and do this.

[stuck yacht]

[nimble yew]

Great, you're back. Now drive here, and do this.

[stuck yacht]

Mission Passed
$30,000

(He can’t spend it on anything)

[nimble yew]

Guns

[bleak marlin]

how to i do like those time trials

[nimble yew]

NIKKI! INFERNUS! JULIE! SAPPHIRE! STOP SCREAMING!

[jade scroll]

How do people manage this amount of lag? I wished r* kicked you or something if you lag too much

[covert idol]

What about these kills #gta-media message

[muted ether]

who wna do doomsday

[olive nebula]

Car get absolutely ragdoll

[undone barn]

Bruh the Car im win on podium a Civic (kanjo)

[thin kernel]

Wtf

[thin kernel]

I'm being griefed by someone invisible

[arctic gust]

https://youtu.be/ALyNjlAn7Nw?si=XaNF1EBWL95HVBiN

[timber fox]

@true bough those stab city opps got caught by the fox

[covert idol]

vigi bully

[celest valve]

the timing of that was perfect

[grim mantle]

not playing again

[silent lynx]

Real

Most definitely relatable😭💔

[grim mantle]

:💔

[celest valve]

At this point I will pull out my avenger and absolutely destroy any vehicle that moves with the turrets

[celest valve]

fr

Apparently me asking for a specific car and saying: “I have a lot of cars if you want to trade just send me a DM please 👍” is soliciting? bruh how lmao I am trying to be nice

[covert idol]

artwork with 3% hacker with random

[compact pagoda]

Impressive

I thought it gave a bit more than 2.3

[covert idol]

2.58 on hard mode

[celest valve]

imo I am going to consider this a treat but okay I guess..

[obtuse gale]

Banshee GTS sucks as it spins out alot
Skill issue:

[opaque tartan]

[limpid spade]

Like a bunch of flies

[buoyant herald]

Faking as an NPC

Not today R* mod

[haughty hatch]

Ocelot virtue

[limpid spade]

yes

[timber fox]

@stoic crown this the image in my head the whole convo

[tawny dagger]

my character lookin kinda fine ngl

[timber fox]

I know exactly who that is hold on

Cash money

[obtuse gale]

[lofty fulcrum]

That is not me gang

Thats another Connor ion have a pfp

[timber fox]

We got fuckin clones now

[tawny dagger]

stfu gang stop being the worse version of me

[rancid mantle]

ı m super sexy

[lofty fulcrum]

Mb bro

[stoic crown]

connor better

[rancid mantle]

arent ı

[timber fox]

This what we got goin on

[tawny dagger]

no mine is connor from assassins creed 3

he is just the worse copy of me

don't listen to him gng

thanks gng

[timber fox]

Me when I gotta make distinctions

[tawny dagger]

I love you bro 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[rancid mantle]

where ıs my lovely skill bike

[tawny dagger]

back when ubisoft knew how to make games

[timber fox]

I fw far cry 4

[tawny dagger]

never played any far cry

[rancid mantle]

here is it

[timber fox]

Gotta be my fav far cry

[tawny dagger]

I have so many games to catch up with

I only played 1 dark souls

[timber fox]

You look like you jump scare ppl who are peaking off shrooms

[rancid mantle]

no

pvp player not griefer

and ı have bowtie

and anime tatto

[timber fox]

Bro them tats would have any shroom head tweakin

[rancid mantle]

wanna see best garage in game

[timber fox]

Fucking goated

[leaden briar]

Is there anyway to return to gta v story mode from this screen instead of going to main menu

[plain geyser]

why u cosplaying as a black guy and a white girl?

[thin kernel]

That 2m Deathmatch invite at the start, lmao.

[rancid mantle]

guys

[obtuse gale]

[timber fox]

My cat Larry is sending a psychic message to me telepathically

That's why it's so bright in the top right corner

Most photogenic picture I could get of him all year

[arctic gust]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qcWKS-bhHPo?si=KchSwJbqyi50gnFK

[warm pasture]

gang

[indigo folio]

does anybody have any issues with the modders on pc

[digital grove]

Director mode gives our gta online character a scream but no dialog

[obtuse gale]

They also scream for a split second when you change session even if its a public one at times

[digital grove]

I wish we could voice our gta online characters for cutscenes

[rocky vigil]

he scream

[celest valve]

At least you got all your snacks replenished, decided to give me only 5 meteorites

[inland agate]

Isnt that brown tho

[arctic gust]

U post this 2nd time

I had seen it before

[warm pasture]

stay tuned for the third time

[arctic gust]

Perhaps u have done more than 10 times already lol

[leaden briar]

Favorite outfits

[worn gust]

Wish I had those belts saved on my character

[restive current]

Do you know how many people would abuse that and say every slur and cuss word they know

[leaden briar]

Hopefully the director mode glitch comes back

[worn gust]

I’d love to make a Miami nice esc cop uniform with da belt for my female character

[digital grove]

How about being able to use gta online garages/vehicles in director mode

[leaden briar]

I had an outfit with both the IAA badge and hip bandage but couldn’t merge to anything else so I have to delete the hip one

[worn gust]

Need that lmao

[leaden briar]

It looked like this

[neon tundra]

🤣🤣

[compact pagoda]

Part human, Part submarine

@slim patrol @wicked sparrow

[slim patrol]

Does this work on any workstation

[wicked sparrow]

That's at the agency armory?

[compact pagoda]

Ya

[compact pagoda]

Naur

No

[rocky vigil]

Naur

The Australian No.

Abbreviated from "Nauwreigh"

[shadow berry]

Lol

[stuck yacht]

Steve Haines vibes

[shadow berry]

I love that country

[restive current]

Now that's an idea

[digital grove]

:D

[restive current]

Idk why we aren't already allowed to do that tbh

[digital grove]

I remember making a joke saying "this is MY omni movement" and it's just me ragdolling while shooting the micro smg with explosive bullets in it

[restive current]

Crazy

[digital grove]

I wanna record it and upload it here later

[nimble yew]

I just want to build my car

[nimble yew]

Hitting a promoter where it hurts

[quaint agate]

I just execute him every time

[paper gate]

Still don't understand...
Didn't use EMP yet they got me

[neon tundra]

Well that was fast 🤣

[thin kernel]

Bruh

[rough ore]

Fuck this door😒

[digital grove]

WHY ISN'T THE EFFECT ON CONSOLE

[obtuse gale]

Thats because its a gamemode, its not in actual game sessions for everyone