gta-media

[north atlas]

suz pls understand ive heard that from this message

its litteraly 2 messages above u i saw it also

ok anyways

[rough pond]

It should be obvious that spam is prohibited

[north atlas]

i mean like copy and paste

[rough pond]

it is banned everywhere

[north atlas]

it is obvious

indeed

so what u think i thought

[rough pond]

[north atlas]

anyways

i mean copy and paste it

im waiting

[rough pond]

being in vc seems to also upgrade ur level

but I'm not sure

[abstract cipher]

lvl 5 takes like less than 10 mins of non spam chatting anyways

[grand beacon]

https://preview.redd.it/kfurb3jfay831.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=9f8c68375adb25837555bfd4b7ae415b1510bea2

[normal bronze]

Can't park there mate

[abstract cipher]

better move that or youll get a parkiing ticket innit

[lean basin]

Get obliterated

[lean basin]

Nice job bro

I have always wished to turn a helicopter upside-down in GTA Online

[devout sand]

mine turned upside down in the ocean once

was so mad 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[woeful trench]

Nah

[abstract cipher]

Yeah

[compact pagoda]

How handy

[peak trellis]

Why can't I get this lucky 😐

[carmine nebula]

Me when I dont take my meds

[carmine nebula]

Used ai to zoom out and doesn't look too bad

Nah this is crazy

[honest seal]

@night sable

[night sable]

Damn, wish I had this on PC, I'd acquire it and barely wear it

[brittle osprey]

You wanna know something funny

Theoretically it does exist on pc

[ionic vigil]

I was running from another griefer and uhh.. got launched off my bike by a bump or something, survived, tried to get my motorcycle, and got griefed again, just got off cause im done with that crap

[brittle osprey]

you might be more interested in #gta-vehicles, pretty judgy about cars there

[unborn pagoda]

Bros justification for killing me and stealing my car 😂

[next belfry]

gta

[unborn pagoda]

I just thought it was funny

[next belfry]

grand theft auto

[opaque tartan]

Please tell me you kicked them out

Doesn't matter if they're new

[night sable]

I get what you mean, it's somewhere there deep inside the game files

[brittle osprey]

Its just a vest with a decal on it

The vest already exist in-game

[night sable]

I didn't take a good look at it, I'll look it up, looked like one of them light utility vests

[brittle osprey]

If you look at an asset list, you can find its always been there, Its just a vest that already exist with a new decal, Ill do something in a sec to show you what I mean

(its 17 if you are wondering)

[night sable]

R* being masters at reskinning

[brittle osprey]

Ill give you an example of what a decal is

This is the military ranking decal used on military personal

it appears on both the left and right arm at the same time

The bug stars outfits have these;

Noose, Gruppe Sechs, Police (noose)

All of it is decals on normal clothing

[night sable]

Lmao so it's just a reused asset, it's mildly unique

[brittle osprey]

Basically clothing that has stuff like this is normal clothing with a decal

[unborn pagoda]

Some guy blew him up like 3 minutes after that and he left lol

[reef pelican]

Cleanest commet ever

[daring flicker]

thats interesting

[brittle osprey]

I haven't seen this screen in a god awful amount of time

max out the illegal work bar was everyones first step to becoming a good boi

[olive nebula]

anyone know where i can buy a Broom?

[compact pagoda]

You can give the money to me

[neat cairn]

Did anyone know that the body of water above Paleto bay isn't the ocean? And is a river?

I seriously didn't, and makes me wonder what land is supposed to be beyond Paleto Bay.

[brittle osprey]

There is actually nothing

I've tried and gone far out into the vast void

[neat cairn]

Ya ik that, but sense it's a river I wonder what SHOULDVE been there

[vivid fulcrum]

Warstock

[olive nebula]

real

[runic garden]

Buying deadly broom

[vivid fulcrum]

[olive nebula]

oh right, we have the notorious flying broom

[gaunt acorn]

@brittle osprey

Warning Loud (turn volume down)

The Sound that Terrified a Generation

[brittle osprey]

it almost sounds like a ps4 starting up

[olive nebula]

the sound of Hell.

[gaunt acorn]

Hell if it was a Flying Broomstick

[dusky timber]

bc it's dark as hell so we can't see anything

[dusky timber]

no but i reached the north pole in gta and there was no land on the way there past paleto bay

[brittle osprey]

you mean north yankton

[dusky timber]

no i mean the north pole

the north indicator on the minimap

[brittle osprey]

I'd like to imagine there is just a black circle with an N cutout far out of bounds and it just has a global blip display

[zenith seal]

Probs afk survival 😉

[neat cairn]

Thanks for this, I'm gonna send it privately to griefers on the ps app.

[neat cairn]

Sad

[abstract cipher]

🤳 🖥️

[rustic grail]

Lucky me

[silk sentinel]

Grats

[runic garden]

Will see the results

[brittle osprey]

In like 6 years

Im gunna watch the full thing just so I can commentate on all the stuff he does wrong ;-;

[runic garden]

[brittle osprey]

Thats how much free time I have on my hands

[runic garden]

[brittle osprey]

Search up, "toe shoes" or click random until this site appears, tells you what toe shoes are

[runic garden]

Toe Fetishism

[abstract cipher]

paige harris wears these iirc

[brittle osprey]

Im telling you, the assistant in CEO office, female version, she 100% wears em

[brittle osprey]

Read the page... you find out, its literally about toe fetishes

also the middle tab at the bottom has a bit too much info

[abstract cipher]

where proof

[runic garden]

I actually didn't know

Im on the page....

[brittle osprey]

Please... I don't wanna go back ;-;

Im gunna go eat chocolate so I get sad

[silk sentinel]

Share some

[brittle osprey]

Chocolate makes me sad, when Im sad I eat chocolate, see how that would conoflict

[silk sentinel]

That's why you share it with me, halves your problems

[abstract cipher]

What if you eat raw cacao beans

[runic garden]

Lost the cops before even getting out from the parking area ( union depositary contract ) .
Get on my level

[north lark]

For anybody grinding Cluckinbell, best way to go about it once you've driven along the main road (Imo atleast)

[brittle osprey]

we do the same route kinda

I go all out offroad and make it so they ain't following me

[brittle osprey]

you fell off 100%

WHERE

[stray ingot]

yeah I just cut off the vid cuz my laugh is embarrassing 😂

[brittle osprey]

Look, I watched it more than once (like once or twice)

It has proof, the view icon

it might be 3 because I refreshed the page tho

idk how it works, I just know it has a counter

I did replay it like 3 times because I listened to the first one without audio

[north lark]

Now.. usually im not one to kill for no reason but there is an exception and thats Bounties. (As a tradition since ive been going after them ever since i started gta)
So when you give me a lobby like this, RIGHT after i grind out and get a Toreador
You best know its Open Season.

[olive nebula]

What a friendly looking lobby.

[brittle osprey]

Man wth, this lobby has 32 players, but it somehow feels double D dead

[unborn pagoda]

First Bugatti I’ve had come through my auto shop

[timber osprey]

You don't have kosatka

[brittle osprey]

Why would I

[timber osprey]

Idk, I don't have any reason to own it too

[upbeat pilot]

[night sable]

@cold saffron

[cold saffron]

thanks

[night sable]

Wlcm

[tender coral]

@brittle osprey @plush dock @outer barn It was too tempting. Intrusive thoughts got to me

[brittle osprey]

mf just committed a murder and watched in cold blood 😭

[outer barn]

Justified

[tender coral]

Im just a silly fella fr

[peak trellis]

This game fucking hates me. Not cause its hard but its so boring to do

[silk sentinel]

Honestly the only one I didn't like was the cropduster mission

That was actual torture

[lean basin]

Grief me with your Cerberus, Goth Mommy

[lethal birch]

oh my airball

Wtaf

[lavish acorn]

hello just joined

[celest spade]

Hello just joined

[untold oar]

Hi

[vivid fulcrum]

Hi

[vivid fulcrum]

Hello

[lavish acorn]

are you ghys nice the fortnite one was mean and they banned me

hello

[compact pagoda]

Wha?

[tawdry trout]

Fortnite server were mean to him I'm guessing

[lavish acorn]

ya

[vivid fulcrum]

Drowi

I'm back in los santos

[delicate bay]

some nice, some arent

[tawdry trout]

Gl out there

[vivid fulcrum]

[warm turret]

whats this doing here

[dusky timber]

where is the bugatti

and how did you glitch that truffade onto the lift

tbf don't even really wanna know

[runic garden]

Npc car meet

[charred viper]

😭

smartest b2b scammer

I'd report him but he alr left the server or got banned so no point might aswell laugh at him

[long hornet]

@meager fable, i meant andreas

wait this is for offline, didnt even read it

[meager fable]

it’s not purchasable there either 😬

it’s only purchasable from simeon and another thing

[long hornet]

i just realized it said “GTA V” and not GTA V Online

[meager fable]

stop trying to make points about things you don’t know about dawg

[long hornet]

but anyways i’ve seen that car before at the dealership

[meager fable]

are you dense

[long hornet]

ur asking a question and i answered it, its not rare

[meager fable]

i literally typed out right here

[meager fable]

you tried to answer it and failed

[long hornet]

i just said its not rare, and i hope u realize that car was “removed”, the dealership gets “removed” cars every week

[meager fable]

can you read

genuinely

[long hornet]

i just did, whats ur point

[meager fable]

i typed that out 3 minutes ago

i know that you can get it from simeon you saying it isn’t changing anything

[long hornet]

i just said i’ve seen that car at the deluxe motorshop and u asked if i was dense

[meager fable]

yeah because i said that already

you didn’t need to repeat what i had originally said

[long hornet]

ok so whats ur point, i literally agreed with your statement

[meager fable]

you did but you also tried to argue

just stop it please for the sake of me

[long hornet]

i argued that car isn’t rare bcuz of that reason

[meager fable]

then stop

ffs

[long hornet]

wdym i literally answered ur question and now ur saying stop

gg

[meager fable]

i told you to stop cause you’re arguing bro ffs

[long hornet]

i basically said no to ur question and u were arguing it, but ill stop now

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Idk then, could be a bug or they changed it.

I swear I was able to hide it tho

[warm turret]

whats the purpose for doing this exactly? 💀

[frozen arch]

have anyone glitched out in cayo map?

i wish i could send image here but everything is bugging lol i can access the cayo map in normal session, i can eve nsee my self in the map with cayo floating

[meager fable]

just reset the game bro

[frozen arch]

nah its cool lol

[long hornet]

it was a conversation in GTA online, but i cant post images there

[lean basin]

I'm somewhat similar to Agent 14 from the original heists, but I'm nothing like him

[lean basin]

I was just kidding, hope you find what you're looking for

[north lark]

Anybody know what the hell this is? I was convinced at first that it was a player but as soon as i saw the twitchy steering, i knew it was an ai so i thought i'd blow it up to see if anything would pop up but nothing did.

[paper minnow]

Could be a drug vehicle or something

Those you jack to get supplies for MC

[olive nebula]

Those usually has a blue dot on the map no?

But still most likely a drug vehicle

[abstract cipher]

maybe its someones special cargo

theres this one special cargo mission where you hvae to find from 4 vans

theres one guy doing special cargo in your session

[hard socket]

My outfit

[abstract cipher]

it might be he already got it from the van but this van didnt despawn since hes still in the mission

[meager fable]

developer

rockstar dev

[hard socket]

@rough pond so you think my Outfit IS shit

What could i do to make IT better

[rough pond]

remove all the tryhard crap you've put on yourself

[hard socket]

But i wanted to make a try hard outfit

[rough pond]

well

if so, no way to do it better imo

[hard socket]

So ITS a good try hard outfit

[rough pond]

you ask me?

[hard socket]

Yea

[rough pond]

imo tryhard outfit can't looks good by definition

[meager fable]

it’s basic but it’s fine

[hard socket]

Or do you know a None try hard outfit thats really cool

[meager fable]

i prefer fashion typa fits

[hard socket]

Ok

[meager fable]

i got some but they like realistic stuff

[hard socket]

I want some really cool ones

[meager fable]

k lemme post like 2

who added me

[hard socket]

Send me over dm

[meager fable]

k

[carmine nebula]

Cop outfit with armor

[woeful trench]

So I was chasing a dev the last time? lol

[meager fable]

ye

[woeful trench]

That was fun then

[meager fable]

😊

[celest valve]

Xbox One SHD Helicopter explosion vs: Series X 4K UHD Heli explosion.. 💀

[north lark]

What we thinkin?
Im feeling for a new look atleast head-wise so trying things out.

(Second one is my original outfit)

[brittle osprey]

@subtle finch I found him again, or did he find me

[silk sentinel]

My mind immediately went to aiden from watch dogs from the first pic lmfao

[outer barn]

You’ll never be agent 14 😔

[vestal blade]

do i hear katy perry?

[north lark]

E.T x Industry Baby

[ivory hound]

I like this

[ivory hound]

The second video does not work 😕

[mighty harness]

Great RNG Rockstar

[keen gale]

Happens all the time lately

[mighty harness]

Still annoying lol

[ivory hound]

I experienced that many times

[keen gale]

Oh absolutely

[ivory hound]

Why we can't use airports as fast travel points?

[mighty harness]

They've also apparently patched the glitch where you could deliver Lil Dee to the police station directly, which is quite annoying

[delicate bay]

gaming pc moment

[brittle osprey]

I think your pc is underpowered, or your settings are too low

you are failing to render some parts of the map in fast enough

[delicate bay]

i think my sdd is just dying

this happens specifically when i try to record

[ivory hound]

Lower ur settings

[delicate bay]

these are the lowest settings

[ivory hound]

Clearly pc can't handle it

[delicate bay]

with 720p

[ivory hound]

Which GPU do u have?

[delicate bay]

radeon rx 560

[ivory hound]

Oh no

[delicate bay]

xd

[ivory hound]

4gb RAM?

That's why

[brittle osprey]

His pc can't handle it*

this game is pretty with max settings

[ivory hound]

And I bet the CPU is having some issues too

[delicate bay]

16gb ram 4gb vram

i5 7600k

[ivory hound]

Yea "his", bcs PCs in general can be stronger than consoles

[delicate bay]

i received this pc for free and i haven't bothered to upgrade anything yet cuz it's playable if i do not record

[ivory hound]

Even with upgrades there will be limits

The motherboard, cpu and power supplier

[delicate bay]

power supply is first on my list because its fan makes noises if my pc stands vertically

[brittle osprey]

I gotta make a character simular, though I don't use the male character, or have the power rangers car

[ivory hound]

My advice u save for a new build, don't spend on upgrades

[delicate bay]

gona take a while

[brittle osprey]

get a viable build first, then upgrade overtime

[delicate bay]

im a brokie

[ivory hound]

It doesn't matter, u have to to makw a new build anyway, so saving for the new one is a wise choice

[delicate bay]

would be cool but prolly not possible in like half a year at least

[ivory hound]

U got this

[pine spade]

Yo guys, can any GTA geoguesser Help me?

[compact pagoda]

Yes

[brittle osprey]

Yes, but why ask? thats the point of the game

Guess where the location is, its cheating to ask others

[spring peak]

Nailed it

[pine spade]

Need help locating a screenshot, mind trying to help?

[compact pagoda]

Yes

Actually no i wouldnt mind

[pine spade]

Not from the game itself, it's an old screenshot I have

[compact pagoda]

You can't send images if you're not level 5 though

[pine spade]

I sent via dm

[lethal birch]

bitch thats green hornet

[rough pond]

there was no need to sell the old powerful pc

[compact pagoda]

Hooray!

[silk sentinel]

Grats

[compact pagoda]

Ty ty 😌

[lethal birch]

to bad its the worst prize car in the last 2 years

[compact pagoda]

Eh

[lethal birch]

is the livery unique if so then its actually 10/10

[subtle finch]

Party time

[opal helm]

Do u know the method?

If you're from Xbox is way more easier

[vagrant forge]

4th cmm

[bronze tiger]

@grave hound

[grave hound]

i thought u meant the docks like where merryweather is

[vivid fulcrum]

Pier

[bronze tiger]

you mean here?

[grave hound]

yes around there

more to the left

[bronze tiger]

Here's a ms paint diagram to show why I prefer these spots

Pink is just a stinky spot

best spot is easily the one next to the helis

[grave hound]

y r u using the pink one as an option lol

[bronze tiger]

I'm not
If it ain't broke don't fix it

Civvie heli-pad is goated

[timber osprey]

What did you smoke exactly?

[brittle osprey]

car

[woeful trench]

Kinda stupid imo

[woeful trench]

[timber osprey]

I don't want to know why the heli got destroyed but why the character was running like drunk☠️

[daring flicker]

@brittle osprey

that's all the listings on Steam for me

[amber grotto]

exactly like mine too

[brittle osprey]

You can still buy it by itself

you can also filter items in bundles like premium edition as well

[night sable]

Lvl 5 required

Gotta yap

[timber osprey]

Why is this so expensive

[daring flicker]

it isn't really expensive imo

although often games on Steam in general are more expensive in Europe than in America I think

[amber grotto]

and cheaper in SEA

[timber osprey]

It's literally 4.37€ more expensive

[daring flicker]

where do you live

[timber osprey]

Asia

Premium edition is 10.61€ here

[amber grotto]

yeah no shot, for asia its around 10$

[daring flicker]

😢

[amber grotto]

regional price,thank lord Gaben

[daring flicker]

I do live in western Europe which has higher salaries than Asia though.

[timber osprey]

During Christmas I guess it went down to 8$ or less for a day or two

[daring flicker]

well it was free on epic games so if you claimed it Steam price doesn't even matter at all lol

[timber osprey]

Yes, 15€ is like a small gift there

[daring flicker]

yup

[timber osprey]

2020 I guess?

I didn't even have a PC back then

[daring flicker]

ok fair

[teal crypt]

Car meet party, 2 party buses

[night sable]

Lone wolves on the edges of the map

[brittle osprey]

everyone passive mode:
clearly destroyed vehicles:

tells alot

[teal crypt]

It was a fun party

[compact pagoda]

I hope in the next game you can put jackets over sweaters

[brittle osprey]

Prob not

[compact pagoda]

Yey

[vivid fulcrum]

Unblock me peasant

[brittle osprey]

So, tony, we caught the guy

[dusky timber]

they don't sell 5 without the anymore iirc

ool

[daring flicker]

@night sable he has all black outfit: black tactical sweater, black combat jeans and black combat boots, sometimes I let them wear a black suit with a white shirt and a red tie

no crazy stuff, just nice and clean

[night sable]

Honestly nice, no red eye contacts

[daring flicker]

thank you 😄

[night sable]

I wear this often, though I switched just yesterday but didn't take screenshots of the new look

[daring flicker]

i like that

classy, tactical, mysterious and normal all at the same time

[brittle osprey]

wait what

[daring flicker]

yea that's a thing

[runic garden]

This and some redneck guy in the desert

[compact pagoda]

fit check

The hat is increasingly off

[vivid fulcrum]

Bad

[compact pagoda]

No

You're just salty

[vivid fulcrum]

SaltyMon?

[compact pagoda]

yes

[vivid fulcrum]

Good

[runic garden]

8/10 drip

[flat latch]

so empty 😦

[brittle osprey]

Gone (stolem)

[flat latch]

empty since thursday... r* pleaying tricks

[brittle osprey]

I stole them

[floral matrix]

i cant post images

DAMNIT

[zenith seal]

U need to be lvl 5

[timber osprey]

.

@floral matrix

[floral matrix]

what are the refunds

[finite anvil]

XD

[timber osprey]

50k for elite
100k for doing it solo
200k for first completion
200k for doing it silently

[floral matrix]

im amazed i did it in 14:35 mins but they discovered a body right at the last second

damn

[timber osprey]

And the last 200k for completing elite challenge for the first time

[floral matrix]

i can get a nightclub now so i can get the terrorbyte

so i did good

thats great to know

[timber osprey]

Yeah

[zenith seal]

What is this?

Alr know now

[teal jasper]

forbidden cheese cake

[zenith seal]

It says: I Already Know now

[brittle osprey]

proxy mine for vehicles

[zenith seal]

I alr found out 2 Minutes ago >_>

[brittle osprey]

well if you are doing research you wouldn't care what something is or isn't :/

[zenith seal]

Im doing research, just unclocked the balistic Thing for 500K On warstock

[zenith seal]

This

[brittle osprey]

you know people might judge it (fairly to poorly, who knows) in #gta-vehicles

[carmine nebula]

Who knows xd

[brittle osprey]

I can't assure you people will have good opinions of it

[carmine nebula]

Alright dude

[brittle osprey]

I like to have some reassurance when I say something so I can go back and say, "Look I also said this"

[rustic grail]

How much this satisfied me omfg

[tawdry trout]

sick shot 🫦

[carmine nebula]

Half an M wasted

[peak trellis]

Yay 🙂

[rustic grail]

Because i am too rich

Also why do you care?

[carmine nebula]

Idk I can't really get mad whenever I get orbed I just laugh

[rustic grail]

To this day i never got orbed

[teal crypt]

Just do a car meet and sit long enough

[rustic grail]

Better question: how tf do you organise a car meet on console?

On top of that, its not even possible per VC because the VC never works on console

[teal crypt]

Hm need a keyboard

[carmine nebula]

Livestream on yt there's always some ppl streaming carmeets

[quaint agate]

interesting

[abstract cipher]

console experience

[dusky timber]

dang so clean ✨

(old clip)

[silk sentinel]

Every race I do just has people trying to run each other off the track 😦

[carmine nebula]

I was more focused on the guy in front of you those barrelrolls were insane

[dusky timber]

yeah i should've gone for them as well tbf but looking at the clip it wasn't really necessary bc due to tezerekt's super low drag staying in the air for longer wasn't necessary, i think i even gained a lil bit on him, at least on the first roll

[brittle osprey]

2 minutes of racing and not even first place, I wasted 2 minutes and 5 seconds :(

Should have forza'd them

[silk sentinel]

Honestly that race was pretty clean for everyone involved lmao

[dusky timber]

except that torero

[silk sentinel]

Shhhhh

[brittle osprey]

10 overtakes

(Drives under a dude)

[flat latch]

get off my car!

[woeful trench]

hurry up

[flat latch]

what you waiting for?

[meager fable]

stock ig

[woeful trench]

To fill up to max

[dusky timber]

if you wait while one is filled to the max, you're missing out on the money

you should sell your stock now and give somebody else a piece of that product and sporting goods that's covered up so that they can kill in this blue trapped bubble

and then reallocate your technitians, to, uhh

these, if you got the corresponding businesses
South American Imports (Cocaine Lockup)
Pharmaceutical Research (Meth Lab)
Cash Creation (Counterfeit Cash Factory)
Cargo and Shipments (Special Cargo Warehouse/Hangar)
Sporting Goods (Bunker)

i stole that from #archive-gta-faq

basically change the organic technician to pharma if u got the meth business

[meager fable]

which one is organic

[dusky timber]

weed

i don't know which exact technician you assigned to

[meager fable]

oh I thought one of the technicians was organic

[dusky timber]

i assume one is

[meager fable]

oh like cause i thought each and every one of them had a special bonus for like different things but nvm

[woeful trench]

I just have them set and boom they work and I just let that run until all are max

[dusky timber]

the only reason to keep running is to sell to street dealers but they give you a shit rate so might as well shut it down permanently

[woeful trench]

Although this is my first time having a level 5 storage

And other businesses in play

[dusky timber]

i gotta check if shutting down the increases the insurance price with the savage yard

i don't even remember why i still have and running

[neat torrent]

It is toriyaki?

[jagged sun]

hello anyone want to help me get millions in gta online by grinding cayo. preferred to someone who already has lots of cash and doesn't mind the percent to be 85% 15%

[small scarab]

!lfg

[tardy stone]

@jagged sun, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @small scarab

[woeful trench]

Almost everyone has weed

I did NOT meant to send that

[brittle osprey]

what is that

[woeful trench]

Kek slay

[stuck birch]

https://youtu.be/M6btKPsGk8Y?si=Z7zv9lEInT_q27m7

[brittle osprey]

wheres the gta

[undone drum]

Money

[brittle osprey]

4 1/2 dollars 🗣️ 🔥

[undone drum]

The setups for the second car are so bad going to top of the map lol

[brittle osprey]

free glass generator

[carmine nebula]

Reduced to atoms

[heady cipher]

anyone play fivem?

[meager fable]

why

[carmine nebula]

Me before mk1 existed

[carmine nebula]

Bmx best though

[neat torrent]

casino heist without heli

[peak trellis]

@mild spindle

[tribal latch]

The rank 149 shiny wasabi kitty claw livery.

I'm stuff.

[lethal birch]

MY car is so tuff

if it has wheels and its on a road its a car

[tribal latch]

Nice cat.

[vivid fulcrum]

That works? 🤣

[peak trellis]

Totally intentional and calculated

[neat torrent]

yeah

It works without elite

[vivid fulcrum]

I don't think I ever got elite

The heist is too long for 15 minutes

[neat torrent]

because you use heli

[vivid fulcrum]

🤣

[brittle osprey]

I think I've found something cayo is useful for

[silk sentinel]

Please stop the hate

[brittle osprey]

Im gunna do another, just so I can test the true bounds of this

Its for science

[silk sentinel]

[olive nebula]

got 2 exact same cars lol

[silk sentinel]

Time for a car swap

[ivory hound]

Alt F4

[runic garden]

[teal crypt]

Can I valet this

[tawdry trout]

i will be your valet for today

[teal crypt]

Perfect

[hardy tangle]

Yo why I can't send pictures

[paper minnow]

My fastest solo elite run. Wonder if i can optimize this even more

[olive nebula]

Chat more until you've reached lv.5

[daring flicker]

thats insane

[daring flicker]

nice, my best was only like 8:50

[hard socket]

@short hedge

[short hedge]

You'd need to re-grab your FIB tag over this but iirc this armor doesnt clip

[hard socket]

AS soon AS i Put ON fib Bandage the Armor diappered

[hard socket]

Whats onyou eman with iirc and Re grab

[short hedge]

Do the mission again with the armor saved and grab the tag

[hard socket]

So when the Mission Starts i have to equip the armor

[short hedge]

Save the armor on an outfit and then when you start the mission equip that outfit at the clothing rack in the gun store

[hard socket]

Ok

[ivory hound]

Is dat real

[paper minnow]

Yeah

Speculated to be real at least

Cant know for sure if shes in gta 6 but she is in the casino

[flat latch]

well ...

not even merryweather wants to pick me up

[ivory hound]

no1 likes u for having Opr mk2 is a lore accurate thing 🤣

[gleaming spear]

Rip

[flat latch]

I had to walk!

[peak trellis]

The FIB badge replaces the armor slot on your cloths

So if you get any variation of the FIB badge, it replaces whatever armor you currently have so sadly u can't have both

[peak trellis]

Another god damn fucking jumpscare

[flat latch]

haha yea!

[ivory hound]

Lol

I bet u have seen it many times

[peak trellis]

I have but man is it annoying

[brittle osprey]

"You have been banned~ heres 100k and some unlocks"

[idle galleon]

guilty conscience revealed

[brittle osprey]

Ive always felt guilty about stuff even if it wasn't my fault for what caused it, Id be less than surprised if it happened to me though

[woeful trench]

Look what I found

[brittle osprey]

Its a relic from a past life

[woeful trench]

It was on my feed sitting there

[shadow scroll]

lol

@tardy stone the molester

[tawdry trout]

fake news, it doesnt look like that at all

[delicate bay]

it did then

[abstract cipher]

pyrerealmgaming ahh character

[delicate shore]

yo

[amber sky]

that was easy

[stray ingot]

W kill?

[peak trellis]

Wasn't expecting the laughter jumpscare but good kill

[stray ingot]

mb bro 😭 yeah he said I got bad aim but I got him after that 😂

[brittle osprey]

@faint nebula @night sable Of course I wouldn't do just 1 video, from LSIA to the top of maze bank too

[night sable]

I've dreamt of days like these , to think this is becoming true in just few weeks

[brittle osprey]

Of course I was flinging it around on purpose, but thats alot of control over such a big vehicle

[night sable]

Even if it struggles with big vehicles, it goes high pretty fast , gaining enough altitude before moving is typical

[brittle osprey]

I was throwing it around on purpose

It doesn't struggle at all

and most people won't fly like a jackass like I did

[night sable]

Even better

[brittle osprey]

(I hope)

[lethal birch]

orbed in 2025 💔😭

[brittle osprey]

KABOOM!

[neat torrent]

lucky guy?

[lethal birch]

not so lucky man

[night sable]

@rough slate

[rough slate]

Thank you

[night sable]

Wlcm

[dusky timber]

[brittle osprey]

we could trim this down honestly

[white zodiac]

Hi im new to gta 5 this year ! and ive been playing story mode its quite fun actually but i wanna be able to rp online is fivem the best option?

[dusky timber]

no we couldn't

[dusky timber]

...bonizzare?

[brittle osprey]

{Example.car#1}

[dusky timber]

exemplar?

[brittle osprey]

sigh

[olive nebula]

Amongus moment.

[brittle osprey]

I wanna be one of the side guys :(

[tawny slate]

If you wanna shoot me in the head just ask nicely

[brittle osprey]

nah I don't kill people (unless its an accident)

[tawny slate]

I’ve got a Suburban you can hang off of.

[timber osprey]

[white zodiac]

Anyone know when franklin gets he's mansion on the hills? Like when does he get it in story mode

[dusky timber]

the one time it was appropriate to post in #gta-storymode and you didn't do it

[brittle osprey]

Idk how I managed this ngl

Its still going too

[compact pagoda]

Planned

[brittle osprey]

no actually I got shot by a rocket and started going down, I tied to go for the helipads and got here somehow

[compact pagoda]

The willpower of that helicopter is astounding

[brittle osprey]

you wouldn't believe me, but its still going

[compact pagoda]

That’s impressive for a helicopter that blows in in one rocket iirc

[brittle osprey]

I can't make this up

I wonder what happens when I get out

[compact pagoda]

It’ll fly away

[brittle osprey]

Its suffering

[compact pagoda]

Are you gonna put it out of its misery?

[brittle osprey]

should I? Idk if it should its kinda impressive it got stuck

[compact pagoda]

Maybe its acting

[brittle osprey]

someone came by with a mk1 and shot me and it ;-;

they are watching me, and left, and are now killing other people

the world today be cruel as it can be

[glass cargo]

god damnit

the trailer is finished but I can’t post it here

[delicate bay]

should get a call from lester after completing lester's hotel assassination's mission

[compact pagoda]

What

[glass cargo]

I tried to @ Nexus but it didn’t work, im not level 5 yet so I can’t post the movie trailer

[carmine nebula]

[rustic grail]

Interessting, u get 20K RP if you already got the car and "win" it again

[carmine nebula]

Hit myself and jet with my missile both dead

[glass cargo]

Is that German?

[rustic grail]

Yes?

[glass cargo]

oh ok, just curious

[vivid fulcrum]

She ate that missiles

Unfazed (except for the broken tail)

[carmine nebula]

Crashed into a building lol

What did I lock on to

[vivid fulcrum]

John Cena

[carmine nebula]

With wingsuit I think

[open shuttle]

Lucky af, i havent win any Podium vehicle at all

[ivory hound]

Stay safe out there 🙏 LS

[wind pumice]

We're gonna get Jodi Marshall in real life before GTA 6

[runic garden]

[ivory hound]

Lil bro can't afford a new car

[flat latch]

spawned no where with this random vehicle which isnt even mine...

[ivory hound]

sometimes u get a random car when spawn on the map after Jobs or missions.. u can know that by opening the doors without breaking the windows. R* tries to help u (this is how I see it)

[flat latch]

well... happy ending, it saved me walking

[ivory hound]

Nice dude

[flat latch]

R* didnt bother with any body mods for it 😄

[ivory hound]

always cheap cars, without mods(upgrades)

[ivory hound]

Wait I want to ask you about GTA+, if you don't renew, will you lose the garage? Or is it still available?

I haven't tried that yet

[tawny slate]

DM me

[runic garden]

Still need more for yacht trip with his gf

[flat latch]

thats the autoshop

[peak trellis]

Essentially you're getting scammed huh

[tulip plank]

I can vaguely remember rockstar saying that you keep it

[delicate bay]

better than getting a car the second time and being able to sell it for no more than $0

[peak trellis]

I'd rather have the car than 20k RP

20k RP is just 4 CEO sell missions

which takes 30 mins depending on your luck

[tawny slate]

Project by @glass cargo

https://youtu.be/ZGqvoUQOx_0?si=AUcQ9SvH3ePh6_lH

[glass cargo]

thank you lots 😁

[tawny slate]

If you don’t get that extra credit imma personally be pissed. That is actually really good for a first time using the editor. Absolutely loved the cinematic shots starting at about 0:50, definitely got the intensity captured that you were going for.

[delicate bay]

sure but id rather not spend 30 minutes and just get the 20k from the wheel if the other option is to get a car I already have without any way of selling it for money

[glass cargo]

Thank you! I hope this gets at least an 85, not sure how my teacher would feel knowing I used GTA

[peak trellis]

U can get money in other ways. Sometimes winning something that has meaning is much more than getting a 1 time prize and forgetting about it

[ivory hound]

Idk

[peak trellis]

@cobalt mango As u kill this guard and he falls forward, he gets spotted by the newly spawned guard next to the small car. The fix is easy, just whack the guard in the face so he falls backwards making the new spawned guard not spotting it ( as the red arrow directs ) ( or if it doesn't falls backwards, just use your gun to shoot the body backwards into the corner )

[bitter python]

You dont have a personal car?

[brazen gorge]

Why is bro so mad

[abstract cipher]

n1

hes probably 9 yrs old at best

dying to flare gun from one of the worst npc cars has gotta be one of the biggest humiliations

[paper minnow]

I wonder why he thinks that flare countermeasures work

If he even knows about them

[abstract cipher]

hes been playing since at least 2019

searched him up

[night sable]

"exploiting bugs" haha

[olive nebula]

Shameless people

[ivory hound]

Lol the flare kills are just satisfying

[grave hound]

lol

[static coyote]

@grave hound @still path this guy 😭

[grave hound]

dont kill that guy he doesnt need to die if ur solo

[static coyote]

Bruhh I didn’t kno that

So I just kill the ppl by the exit?

[grave hound]

if u want to kill him, kill him when hes in front of the door, but if U DO kill him u have to kill the juggernaut too

[static coyote]

Oh na I’m good

[grave hound]

u can go right past where the little stairs r

next to the gate

[static coyote]

Cuz I kill him when I’m finna exit the compound

[still path]

bruh

[grave hound]

the guy by the car and the guy walking back and forth u dont have to kill

[still path]

How Tf u not know that after how many years of the heist being here

[grave hound]

same with this guy

[static coyote]

Dude I’ve only played it twice

[elfin hill]

Ok this is just bullshit

[static coyote]

Big ass

[grave hound]

[still path]

Nah that’s just pain full

[lethal birch]

dont kill him

just wait until he walks up to that gate and run behind him

[static coyote]

And do what

[lethal birch]

make ur way to the office

just dont kill that guard, the juggernaut is always gonna find his body

[static coyote]

No that’s at the end when I’m finna escape

[lethal birch]

oh

when you try to escape do you already have the gate key?

[static coyote]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

if you do, always escape through the basement, not the office

go to the side where he cant see and then run to the door to leave the compound

steal the motorcycle, jump off the mountain and swim between the 2 bombs that are close to eachother, ends the cayo quicker

and easy escape

[static coyote]

Is the basement where primary target is

[lethal birch]

yes

after you get the primary, never use the elevator to escape to leave through the office

always leave through the door on the right near where the gate to exit is

[static coyote]

And where is that gonna lead me

[lethal birch]

that door leads u passing where that guard is, then just run to the big door and hit right dpad to escape

[static coyote]

Send ss im hella confused

[lethal birch]

ok

when your in the basement, instead of going through the elevator, take this door to escape

then take the door thats on your right side after you walk through that door

then walk up the stairs on your left to where the yellow dot on the map is

then ur out of the compound

when you escape the compound there will be a guard with a motorcycle

[static coyote]

So I avoid the 2 big doors?

like the main exit

[lethal birch]

no thats the only exit, im saying ignore the elevator

if thats the way u leave the basement

[static coyote]

Oh

[lethal birch]

dont use the elevator

its terrible

[static coyote]

So the. I just avoid killing that guard and I kill the 2 guards guarding the exit then leave?

[lethal birch]

escape the way you normally would but take the door in tfe basement instead of the elevator

[lethal birch]

yes

[static coyote]

Ok gotchu

[sour bear]

These primary loot values are from before the 9/2023 nerf. Secondary loot values vary depending on the primary loot. The loot weights are a little off - 1 gold is 2/3, 1 weed is 37.5% (when 2 weed + 1 cash fill a bag, but 1 gold + 1 weed also fill a bag).

[peak trellis]

Yup....... just another random public lobby. Great battle eye anti-cheat

[lethal birch]

is the fit hard tho

[night sable]

Tuff

[lethal birch]

do u fw my sandals

[night sable]

Yes they go hard

Logically you can't sprint with those but meh

[olive nebula]

The gloves ruined it

[lethal birch]

so i should remove the gloves

[vivid fulcrum]

No

[olive nebula]

Wear smth else

[sour bear]

No, on normal mode, tequila is worth $630K and the ruby necklace $700K. The odds for tequila are 60% if you're paying the setup fee within 72 hours of the last playthrough. I only used the term "weight" because it was the title of the table column in your post. Space in the loot bag is correct. Weed is worth more than paintings per space.

[sour bear]

Yeah, I wrote: "If you have Cloud Saves enabled, your Story Mode progress will not be reset." The Madrazo Files are the loot for the very first run only. They are worth $1.1m.

[brittle osprey]

Your online can't be deleted, its cloud saved by default, I wonder how people managed to think this can happen

[sour bear]

Where was it written "but your online will be deleted"? I didn't write that.

[brittle osprey]

You can stop the story one from happening, just make an auto save then load it

[sour bear]

Oh, if there were a risk, I would have mentioned it.

[white zodiac]

Anyone know why when I switch characters it goes back a mission I have auto save on too

[silk sentinel]

@olive nebula @rotund spoke step 1

[olive nebula]

[vivid fulcrum]

[hard socket]

Fr every Low Level wears a suit

[silk sentinel]

@olive nebula @rotund spoke why am I doing this

[olive nebula]

Why are you doing this 😭

[dusky timber]

when ppl dont check the #archive-gta-faq or my doc that is linked there at the end

[silk sentinel]

@olive nebula @rotund spoke It has been done

[silk sentinel]

the only sensible conclusion

I have now completed my obligation

[brittle osprey]

"Im a fucking MARINE"

[silk sentinel]

Why does he look so sad 😦

[brittle osprey]

His sergeant is gunna murder him for losing the truck that fell off

[tulip plank]

Didn’t even know that truck existed

[brittle osprey]

Barracks (semi)

[tulip plank]

Ohhh and u can js connect it to another trailer

[compact pagoda]

Yes

[brittle osprey]

https://gtacars.net/gta5/barracks2 - Cab
https://gtacars.net/gta5/freighttrailer - Trailer
https://gtacars.net/gta5/crusader - Payload (x3)

[brittle osprey]

basically, the truck can pull other stuff too

like this;

[brittle osprey]

this is a message to all the evil doers in los santos, we are coming for you.

[silk sentinel]

That's a tall order, good luck

[brittle osprey]

A small price to pay, militarizing the city to stop the criminals, drug lords, kingpins, all of it

[subtle trout]

Cool a vice city reference

[undone barn]

Worth it

[night sable]

Fellow completionist

[undone barn]

Even im tired lol

[night sable]

It's worth it, wearing them means you spent time collecting them

[undone barn]

Yeah since Diamond Casino

That 2nd character

So im gonna do 1st character for yuanbao

[night sable]

I thought those were a limited time collectable, I might be wrong

[undone barn]

Gonna be limited edition

[undone barn]

But i dunno

[night sable]

We'll see

Considering they're tied to the Chinese new year

Might be gone by Thursday

[undone barn]

Im really want Titan 250D

[night sable]

Gotta be patient

[undone barn]

Same

[olive nebula]

Ty, your excessive service has been noted.

[silk sentinel]

Hehe

[peak trellis]

Welcome to the 100% collectable squad 🙂

Always did this multiple times in older gta titles

[undone barn]

[compact pagoda]

Flex

[white zodiac]

What's the best gun in the game for ammo and damage?

[olive nebula]

Carbine mk2, aim for headshots

[white zodiac]

Alr thank you

[olive nebula]

in fact just aim for headshots, they all die with 1 hit anyways

[white zodiac]

Like ur style I l luv overwatch

[abstract cipher]

regular carbine mk2 based opinion

[rotund spoke]

Heretic

[carmine nebula]

Advanced rifle been the best rifle for headshots

Highest firerate

Best accuracy

And same damage per shot as heavy rifle

It's just the best rifle overall tbh

[brittle osprey]

opinion wise, sure, but hear me out... ||carbine rifle mk1||

itsa classic

[brittle osprey]

Woops, lawsuit

[carmine nebula]

Crazy wheel choice

Maybe even diabolical

[runic garden]

8.5/10

[rustic grail]

Only 1 heist left until i have my 1st career tab done

[carmine nebula]

Nice lil trick

[ivory hound]

and u get the Vapid Winky?

[rustic grail]

Looks like it, yeah

[ivory hound]

is it a different variant from the normal Winky?

I bought it on PC without doing this challenge

I know it's E&E stuff

[rustic grail]

The only difference probaly is the desing on the screen you can now see i assume

[ivory hound]

or maybe I got it from LS car meet

not sure

[olive nebula]

Who on earth would put that up as a prize 💀

[ivory hound]

idk, but I get things, I don't ask about that, a free car is always a win.

[olive nebula]

It's an ugly "car" 😭

That's not even fit for racing

[ivory hound]

Yes maybe not a pretty car for some. But war is not for pretty cars!

[ivory hound]

If they made it just for sports cars it would be boring after a few years. variety always makes the experience new.

[olive nebula]

We need a Sport Jeep.

[ivory hound]

Trackhawk would be fun YES

https://i.etsystatic.com/50295955/r/il/9b7539/5766289524/il_570xN.5766289524_p0wq.jpg

[olive nebula]

These are SUVs

[ivory hound]

and can beat many sport cars

at least irl

Sports SUVs category

[carmine nebula]

Yes jeep are suvs

[rustic grail]

Bro started calling me that after i killed him back to back lmao

[compact pagoda]

I’d be flattered

[rustic grail]

Now he is being racist to me per chat

I bet 99% that he's some 12 year old kid

[brittle osprey]

be lucky console players don't have in-game text chat and need to use phone messages

[compact pagoda]

Truee

[rustic grail]

And it cant be turned off?

[compact pagoda]

That’d be sad and funny

[brittle osprey]

Phone messages? No
In-game text chat? Yea

[rustic grail]

I mean, phone messages arent that annoying because you can send 1 message per minute annoyingly

[rustic grail]

More sad than funny tho

[compact pagoda]

True

[rustic grail]

I feel like every 12 year old has some random phase where they become for no reason racist

Well whatever, back to Gta stuff

[ivory hound]

hmm what's up with these updates on Tuesdays

[brittle osprey]

Weird, I haven't even opened it after closing my game and it says this, goofy launcher

nor would I uninstall this lovely game too, I think its going crazy

[opaque tartan]

I'm ps they can

Just go to contact favorites

[brittle osprey]

yea nobody uses phone messaging on pc though, like ever (we have the better features)

[vivid fulcrum]

Put that away

[nova goblet]

We do have voice chat i think.

[brittle osprey]

yea everyone has voice chat

[ivory hound]

Weird fr

[upper reef]

Has anyone else experienced this too?

[void marten]

Which part

[peak trellis]

Even the slightest touch can throw you off so yes

Many times

[compact pagoda]

You (deservedly) falling off your mk2? no i dont use trash vehicles

[gleaming spear]

Yes

[upper reef]

The NPC jumping like a player

[upper reef]

Bros still hating on vehicles in 2025 💀

Are you 11 or something

And I was talking about the NPC jumping like a player

[upper reef]

I think it forces you off so you can’t fly with it upside down

But I meant the NPC jumping like a player

I’ve never seen that happen before

[compact pagoda]

Acting like mk2 hatred isnt valid

[peak trellis]

ooo no you can fly that thing upside down

[upper reef]

The mk2 isn’t even that good at griefing anyways

It became gentrified by grinders, real griefers use jets or the scramjet/toreador

The mk2s missiles are so bad now even the sparrows is better

[upper reef]

You can? How

[peak trellis]

It requires a straight surface infront of you

there are videos on youtube for them if you wanna check em out

[upper reef]

Ok

[void marten]

Mysterious

[ivory hound]

It's normal, u got stuck and fell off. It's a classic move with that trash vehicle

[flat latch]

I have many many cars but for some reason game provided some random npc car

[glass cargo]

100

[tawny slate]

NICE MAN! Amazing job I told you

[glass cargo]

So glad, I don’t think my teacher even noticed it was GTA

[upper reef]

I didn’t even know they could jump

I thought they only could when climbing something

[brittle osprey]

Have you ever been in a fist fight with a cop? And lost? (because they become 1 punch men)

[upper reef]

No

They always use guns

Even in story mode I never got them to use their fists

They sometimes punch you but then pull out their gun immediately after

[brittle osprey]

Fun fact; If you force remove their guns, they instantly resort to using their fist, that do unlimited damage

[upper reef]

That’s a thing?

I thought it was only in gta 4, if you try doing that in 5 they immediately get knocked down and die

[brittle osprey]

Anything is a thing if you make it a thing

[paper wasp]

Porque GTA day me dice desconectado ayúdenme please 🙏

[upper reef]

How do you remove their guns forcefully

I try shooting them out their hands but it makes them bleed out for some reason

[brittle osprey]

:)

[upper reef]

So modding

[brittle osprey]

10 points

[upper reef]

Out of what

[brittle osprey]

5

[upper reef]

Nice

[mighty harness]

Nice sunset from Chumash

[north lark]

(This was on a modder lmao)

[lean ermine]

I decided to try and recreate Jacket from Hotline Miami

Unfortunately there's no rubber chicken mask. The one we have is open faced.

[olive nebula]

This isn't Jacket this is straight up VanossGaming 💀

[ivory hound]

I need a reference for this

[lean ermine]

HM1 does have an owl mask.

Hence why I used that instead. It also has a fox mask but I decided against that.

[ivory hound]

it looks close enough. maybe using this weapon

SMG Mk II

[lean ermine]

The combat shotgun is similar to shotguns they use in the game.

Technically Jacket uses a bunch of different weapons. The SMG and Hammer is due to his Payday 2 appearance.

His official artwork uses a pig mask. But none of the ones in-game are the right color lol.

For reference.

That's his official artwork by the devs.

[ivory hound]

this one is available