gta-online

[obtuse forge]

[mighty isle]

my friends are in badsport for leaving heists

they are speedrunners

[final obsidian]

[remote temple]

Yes it’s working cult lord is returning

[elder basalt]

selective memory loss

[obtuse forge]

id save that dunce hat if i could

[mighty isle]

the pc equivalent of anawack has a badsport acc too

[remote temple]

You a big cult lord

[harsh mesa]

he/her

[elder basalt]

your brain blocked out the dark history

[harsh mesa]

yeah

[mighty isle]

[cinder shore]

i also run with great speed when my uncle chases me

[remote temple]

100% 💯

[mighty isle]

nah

[cinder shore]

🧞

[mighty isle]

iam a professional witness to ur crimes

[remote temple]

Ur the most innocent cult lord

[harsh mesa]

he knows something we dont

is duv lurking

[cinder shore]

i agree, we saw u having sex with lester in the car

[tepid fossil]

Probably

[elder basalt]

lol sometimes this channel is so active that its hard to keep track of conversations and sometimes its like the server is dead

[harsh mesa]

[solid vigil]

guys im trying to use self radio but its not showing up

[mighty isle]

thats a fake ai video

[remote temple]

Mods hit ur head with a coconut or something

[cinder shore]

no, i was in row after lester

[harsh mesa]

nah i was the car

[mighty isle]

not me then

[cinder shore]

grind on daddy lester

[harsh mesa]

@fresh magnet he gotchu

[cinder shore]

or pavel 😩

[novel socket]

[harsh mesa]

hes in my kosatka rn back off

[remote temple]

“Look into my eyes”

[cinder shore]

he has a kosatka as well

[harsh mesa]

he calls me kapitan

[cinder shore]

what lvl are u

[obtuse forge]

pavel is not shy

[remote temple]

500

[elder basalt]

i love how if i just dont drive dre to his heli, the game will teleport us there after a while

[fierce oracle]

anyone willing to help for big con heist ?

[sterile lodge]

When are they doing panther statue again

[fresh magnet]

@fierce oracle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @obtuse forge

[harsh mesa]

nov

[cinder shore]

"i like running people over with my oppresor mk2" bro what

[sterile lodge]

Bruv gta 6 is out by then

[harsh mesa]

los santos

[harsh mesa]

ikr

[empty perch]

I want to play gta w someone

[errant oyster]

Ohhhh, I just looked it up about the Madrazo Hit missions. Bonus RP and $ are really just for bail office owners!?

[obtuse forge]

do you get to keep panther statue

[remote temple]

GTA V

[harsh mesa]

cool

[sterile lodge]

So they only do panther statue once a year?

[harsh mesa]

yes

[fresh magnet]

@empty perch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[remote temple]

Yah you use a satellite to orb them

This guy

😭

[tepid fossil]

This guy

[harsh mesa]

this guy fears me

he/her

[errant oyster]

I think it's just tiny weewee energy.

[obtuse forge]

[candid crow]

If buy accomodation upgrade in ceo Tower what does it do

[remote temple]

Simon Kaggwa Njala

[harsh mesa]

accomodates u

[obtuse forge]

unidentified identified himself

[harsh mesa]

himself?

[candid crow]

...

[obtuse forge]

sorry, herself

[harsh mesa]

good

[soft sparrow]

[harsh mesa]

[obtuse forge]

yellow sqirrel

[warm swift]

[remote temple]

If yk yk

[harsh mesa]

that throws electricity from its cheeks

[still night]

Grief them aswell

[harsh mesa]

get on a mk2 and blow them up so noone else has to

[tepid fossil]

Pause

[obtuse forge]

just grief him yourself so they dont get griefed by others

[remote temple]

The goat said it before me

[inner plinth]

Can anyone do doomsday for me)

[fresh magnet]

@inner plinth, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[harsh mesa]

[still night]

This is not the same guy

[obtuse forge]

[still night]

Unidentified would never say that

[harsh mesa]

something has happened

[remote temple]

Mods got a gun to his head

[still night]

What did the mods do to the actual unidentified

They put someone else to replace him

[harsh mesa]

they skinned him alive

[still night]

[remote temple]

Hit him on the head

[still night]

[still night]

Throw a microwave at him

[normal night]

sounds a little annoying idk. Being skinned alive? idk

[harsh mesa]

identify him

[dusty estuary]

Spanich?

[harsh mesa]

yeah u wanna try?

[normal night]

I'd be nonchalant

[harsh mesa]

lets see

[normal night]

all low key while they're peeling my skin off like I'm an orange

[obtuse forge]

sometimes

[remote temple]

The closest thing I can throw is a 🔪 ☠️. No cap

[harsh mesa]

🍆

[still night]

Stay away from me

[limber basalt]

Grief the griefer

Make him ragequit

[remote temple]

In the kitchen lol

[dusty estuary]

Todos hablan ingles?

[normal night]

Someone comes in, sees me getting skinned, screams, I get mad at them for overreacting
U know. Normal stuff @harsh mesa

[tepid fossil]

!rule 1

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@tepid fossil

[obtuse forge]

ingles only

[remote temple]

Qui

[limber basalt]

And block him so whenever you are in a lobby with him it says that a blocked player it there with you.
Then you grief him untill he ragequits again

[dusty estuary]

Okkk

[harsh mesa]

yeah u gotta teach em

[obtuse forge]

i think its Oui sir

[normal night]

Turn your monitor upside down

[harsh mesa]

get on a udmk2 and grief him before he can

[remote temple]

Kill them before they kill u

[limber basalt]

Lmao

[limber basalt]

Hi

[harsh mesa]

ill fly it for u

[harsh mesa]

hi

[normal night]

they have classes for that I think

[limber basalt]

Wsg

[remote temple]

Go to facility and orb them

[tepid fossil]

Hi

[obtuse forge]

break your keyboard and buy another

[harsh mesa]

identifying the unidentified

[harsh mesa]

hi

[remote temple]

Fr

[harsh mesa]

what other choice do u have

[remote temple]

It’s ur favorite toy try to remember

[limber basalt]

Go off radar and kill him and then kill him over and over again, and if you cant do that tp under map and kill him untill he ragequits

[harsh mesa]

sus

[limber basalt]

?

[remote temple]

Big red button borrowed straight from Kim jong un

[limber basalt]

There are various ways to go under the map.
You can tp to a custom job, get there with a thruster and fly or with opressor.

You can even fly with raiju under map

[harsh mesa]

trump uses that to order a cheeseburger

[remote temple]

Better then ice cream

[normal night]

I try sometimes, but then it just ends up feeling like I walked into the classroom at the end of the hall

[limber basalt]

The worst part is when you tell them to follow you and just loot and then they kill everyone

[harsh mesa]

what kinda dealing are we talking about

[limber basalt]

Or walk in a different direction

[harsh mesa]

and then what do u do?

[limber basalt]

@harsh mesa bruh i shouldnt have joined this server, i rlly just wanna get into gta rn

[harsh mesa]

holup im about to bring his memories back

[remote temple]

The powder type

[harsh mesa]

SHH

oh fuck no u dont

give it another shot

[remote temple]

And explosive kind

[harsh mesa]

think it over once again

[errant oyster]

110 messages in just 10 minutes. Yeah, I'm too old for this shit.

[harsh mesa]

uninstall discord

[limber basalt]

Tell them not to kill me and if they kill me like a couple of times while im kind to them i just start killing them over and over to show who is the boss.
And finally when they stop trying i just continue being kind to them

[remote temple]

Pro tip : get younger

[harsh mesa]

bet ill tell my low level friend to sacrifise himself and shoot u in the head

uh huh

[obtuse forge]

Ozempic

[remote temple]

U help them then u kill them yes

[errant oyster]

Adrenochrome is fucking expensive these days!

[limber basalt]

Dont justify griefing, grief them and show them that its bad and annoying.
Do it in the case if they grief you first tho

[harsh mesa]

do u perhaps call ur mk2 missiles "cayo"

yes

[remote temple]

Yes the 🧹

[obtuse forge]

Just drink a lot of water, its actually magical liquid. The government lies to you

[harsh mesa]

exactly and ur claiming u dont use it

[errant oyster]

Yeah, treat them like little puppies.

[sharp wing]

Trying to join the lounge. Can anyone help?

[obtuse forge]

the lounge?

[errant oyster]

Is beer okay?

[harsh mesa]

does it click?

DOES IT

im cooking chat

yes think harder

u got this

[obtuse forge]

Sure but no whiskey at all, wine is okay

[remote temple]

My personal chef

[harsh mesa]

what the actual fuck

[obtuse forge]

[limber basalt]

Did you grief them back?

[sharp wing]

The lounge to role play with gtav

[remote temple]

falls of chair

[errant oyster]

Not my sweet, sweet bourbon!

[harsh mesa]

[limber basalt]

Rum is the best

[remote temple]

Very easy blow them up

[harsh mesa]

alice do smth

[obtuse forge]

It sucks on summers

[warm lake]

Hi
Bye i'm out i can't stay

[sharp wing]

Dang cuz a video I watched gave me the sever I need to look for but I can't get to it. It tells me I need an invite or something

[remote temple]

He our only hope now

[harsh mesa]

or we could smash a coconut on his head.. just like mods did

[errant oyster]

I was kind of a Scotch guy in the past but now I'm more into younger US bourbons from the midwest.

[harsh mesa]

and he get his memories back

[remote temple]

True

[harsh mesa]

your

[obtuse forge]

im wearing that rn

[normal night]

Down tequila shots and hate yourself instead.

[remote temple]

Fraud

[harsh mesa]

thats the issue

[errant oyster]

Awww, good, old selfhate.

[harsh mesa]

shall i join u and orb u

[tepid fossil]

[normal night]

All I had in the house for a while. Tasted all of it.

[harsh mesa]

YES

[obtuse forge]

we should all orb eachother and waste 750K

[limber basalt]

What is even happening

[harsh mesa]

think

[limber basalt]

I dont get it

[harsh mesa]

dont interrupt it.

[wintry magnet]

Indeed

[remote temple]

20 bucks

[tepid fossil]

Idk

[harsh mesa]

yeah

[obtuse forge]

[harsh mesa]

indeed

[normal night]

op1 better anyway

[harsh mesa]

[limber basalt]

I only used orb once

[harsh mesa]

no upside mk2

[limber basalt]

To see what its like

[harsh mesa]

continue

[obtuse forge]

no way anyone uses that on mk2

[wintry magnet]

Ive never used it

[harsh mesa]

no its not, just continue with udmk2 and raiju

[remote temple]

Who invited dom (no offence where in the middle of something)

[harsh mesa]

count ur days

[obtuse forge]

ive done like 4-5 time on main, and i think i regretted that time

[harsh mesa]

yet u own a mk2

[harsh mesa]

beat his ass

u do

[obtuse forge]

khanjali was new that time and it was fun to orb them

[normal night]

brooooo

I'm SAYING

[remote temple]

U love them

Probably married a mk 2

[normal night]

mk1 is actually fun. It's like the dodo from GTA 3. You just have to get good.

[harsh mesa]

yeah and u better shhh before i skin u alive

[gaunt rock]

Hi does anyone know of a crew I can join for sale missions? Thank you 🙌

[harsh mesa]

yess

[tepid fossil]

Is that a threat?

[harsh mesa]

its a promise

[normal night]

New Dawn on ps5

[harsh mesa]

not to u

[obtuse forge]

bro mc missions were butter when it came out fr, unlimited spawning with mc interaction menu.. then mk2 ruined everything

[harsh mesa]

to the dom guy

[obtuse forge]

nerf after nerf

[harsh mesa]

no im not trust

[remote temple]

Trust us

[harsh mesa]

its natural, let it happen

[limber basalt]

see dm

[tepid fossil]

Butter?

[remote temple]

Let it out

No

[obtuse forge]

slippery

[tepid fossil]

[normal night]

inheritance

sorry for your loss

[harsh mesa]

the wisdom has passed down upon u

[obtuse forge]

mk1 took some skill to dive bomb, mk2 is just......

[remote temple]

Some accidents occurred try to remember them

[livid lily]

wdym "loss"? I'm rich!

[normal night]

audibly laughed at this im so stupid

[harsh mesa]

no, but u can kill low levels with godmode mk2 for money

[livid lily]

I have started the grind.
I cannot be stopped.
Resistance is futile.

[obtuse forge]

same im listening to spotify rn

[harsh mesa]

yessss god mode

its nothing

[normal night]

Got Rain Sounds on a Roof 24/7 going 🙏

[harsh mesa]

accept it

ignore whatever's happening

[remote temple]

Let whatever is happening happen

[harsh mesa]

and focus on god mode

[obtuse forge]

lucky its a heatwave on my continent

[harsh mesa]

think about all those juicy kills

[obtuse forge]

el nino

[livid lily]

Reading this chat feels like I'm on drugs.

[harsh mesa]

yeah keep thinking about it

[remote temple]

It’s working

[harsh mesa]

ur almost there

[obtuse forge]

free drugs

[limber basalt]

The sticky bomb spashes

Helpless noobs begging for help

[warm swift]

Stop Manuplating him

[limber basalt]

And mercy

[livid lily]

What was the question?

[harsh mesa]

ur gonna ruin it

[remote temple]

🤫

[harsh mesa]

[livid lily]

no

[harsh mesa]

no

[limber basalt]

You gotta orb people to enter

[obtuse forge]

we are making Unidentified identify his true old self

[harsh mesa]

we were almost there

[remote temple]

Check ur facility

[void hull]

[harsh mesa]

check in ur facility

[obtuse forge]

need to go deeper

[harsh mesa]

the room with lots of screens

[limber basalt]

And big shining screen waiting for someone to use it

[harsh mesa]

i gifted u one.

[harsh mesa]

yesss

[obtuse forge]

[limber basalt]

Try using it

See what it does

[warm swift]

Stay away from it

[harsh mesa]

dont worry about that rn, just use it

[harsh mesa]

count ur days

[remote temple]

🤫

[limber basalt]

Delete that mssg

[obtuse forge]

use it, its daily challenge. orb a low level player right meow

[harsh mesa]

yesss

think about all those glitches u can do

[obtuse forge]

new patch notes brotha

[limber basalt]

It doesnt kill them, it just evaporates them and disconnects mind from the body

[remote temple]

Don’t reverse the momentum we have

[livid lily]

It just changes their state

[harsh mesa]

its helping their soul

[limber basalt]

No its better cuz u help them reach nirvana

The magical state

[harsh mesa]

he gets it

good job

el rubio only lets griefers inside

orbital cannon indeed

[tepid fossil]

Right meow😭

[obtuse forge]

purrrrr

[harsh mesa]

right meow 😭

no griefers npcs doesnt count

[limber basalt]

Get a opressor and shoot a rocket into someone, gift them the freedom.
That gives you the key to enter el rubios land

[harsh mesa]

u have to delete a low level from existance

[warm swift]

Good kitty

[remote temple]

Embracing ur inner cat 😭

[harsh mesa]

i did

[tepid fossil]

[harsh mesa]

yes THAT cat

evaporate malice

[obtuse forge]

me catto longlegs

[livid lily]

Eventually everyone becomes a griefer.

[harsh mesa]

ive talked to el rubio myself

[limber basalt]

Its not being a griefer, its being a free person that gives people the happines they always desired

[obtuse forge]

no its the objective of gta online, thats why we got facility update years ago

read patch notes

[livid lily]

Yeah, you share your joy.
Give other players bullets as proof of your friendship

[limber basalt]

Thats true

[harsh mesa]

it is indeed for grand theft auto 5

wanna play a lil game of killing each other

[remote temple]

Ur the final piece once u grief no one else has to grief to start cayo perico
Do it for the greater or good

[obtuse forge]

this is free fire mobile server, orb them now

[harsh mesa]

ive had enough of this

[livid lily]

KOSATKA!
YOU DORK!

[limber basalt]

You have to head to the beach and aim with your sniper and shoot heads.
100 headshots of love give you the entrance

To the compound

[obtuse forge]

orb is peak, you become dr strange and split people

[harsh mesa]

u can use mine

it even has a suppressor

[limber basalt]

Put a supressor then, nobody is gonna hear it

[remote temple]

I got a solution orb the compound before entering

[wicked karma]

Hello👋

[limber basalt]

XD

[livid lily]

Same

[obtuse forge]

just use suppressor on RPG and blow them up bro

[harsh mesa]

i also have a minigun if u wanna go crazy ykwim

[limber basalt]

750k spent makes the entrance way easier and lets you make a lot more money that you could possibly imagine

[remote temple]

You have 400+ million. I am sure u won’t even notice It leave your account

🧠🚮🗑️

[livid lily]

It's called capitalism.

[obtuse forge]

cuz you gangsta twin ong fr fr

[harsh mesa]

el rubio will give u his primary target so it will be back to 400 million

[limber basalt]

It actually transfers that money to their account and it helps, especially helps low levels

[livid lily]

fr tho.

[harsh mesa]

ikr

i will run u a cayo

[livid lily]

Welcome to GTA Online

[limber basalt]

You will be granted 100 milion

[obtuse forge]

inflation got to gta online

[remote temple]

Don’t forget the second targets outside compound

[livid lily]

G o o d l u c k

[limber basalt]

Use the magical "orbital cannon 🛰️"

[remote temple]

🌴🥥

[harsh mesa]

🙂 🥥 🤕

[obtuse forge]

that only means you have an objective, all this levels and money. Its just to orb people

[limber basalt]

They want you to use the orb 🛰️

[unique spade]

js got gta+ js for free buffalo how i refund now

[obtuse forge]

throw the fucking ISS on people

[harsh mesa]

u dont

[livid lily]

u dont

[unique spade]

hope next free car is good or im going 2 rockstar north to complain

with gta+

[harsh mesa]

benefactor panto

[limber basalt]

Have you used the new orb feature

You gotta try it out

Its a banger

[formal umbra]

what orb

[harsh mesa]

[limber basalt]

The orbital cannon 🛰️

[obtuse forge]

orb them with gta+ menu

[harsh mesa]

i see bimo typing

bimo dont

[remote temple]

The best vehicle besides the Fagio

[harsh mesa]

yessirr

[formal umbra]

oh the unlimited orb glitch

[harsh mesa]

yesss

[remote temple]

Bimo shush 🤫

[formal umbra]

did that way before back

[harsh mesa]

hes the only one here whos trolling u

[obtuse forge]

if theres no faggio in 6 then its not gta

[harsh mesa]

trust us

[remote temple]

Facts and the panto

[obtuse forge]

best dogfighter faggio

[limber basalt]

Yess

[obtuse forge]

oh yes you remember?

[harsh mesa]

ly my guy

yesss

[remote temple]

Very good it fun as well

[harsh mesa]

dogfighting 😍😍

[remote temple]

Dogfighting extremely fun

[harsh mesa]

take ur time!!

[obtuse forge]

[harsh mesa]

[remote temple]

falls off chair again

[harsh mesa]

there was a reason

there always has been

[limber basalt]

Thats actually great, you showed them kindness

[valid wraith]

Longfin and plasma cutter enter main dock and hit the crate below the compound

[harsh mesa]

get roles

[obtuse forge]

yes the infamous besra dogfighting and dominating the whole lobby

[limber basalt]

Nah they were definitely bad people

[harsh mesa]

what u need to give them is a 1-0 ezzz text

[limber basalt]

XD

3-0 cry

[tepid fossil]

[limber basalt]

Gordon ramsey sacrifice

[sudden blade]

Anyone that can help me and join me its a g thing a couple times

[valid wraith]

Do you go straight to the grate from the water?

[obtuse forge]

[harsh mesa]

YES WE'RE GETTING THERE

[warm swift]

Its bad dont say it

[harsh mesa]

sleep with both eyes open lil bro

[limber basalt]

Im gonna orb u irl

[fresh magnet]

@sudden blade, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @remote temple

[sudden blade]

Ah hell na 😭

[stuck violet]

you're a menace

[harsh mesa]

BIMO IS MANIPULATING U

hes not

hes lying

[bold orchid]

wsg chat

[harsh mesa]

someone kidnap bimo

[remote temple]

Not the truth it’s made up

[elder garden]

Yo does anyone have any tips about how I can get rich in gta online or could any one point me in the right direction to people who do heists and I can join and get a big cut?

[harsh mesa]

embrace it

deadass

[limber basalt]

Orb him

[valid wraith]

Find someone cool enough to teach you cayo heist and buy the kosatka submarine

[tepid fossil]

[elder garden]

like free cayos rn rn?

[obtuse forge]

nah bimo is collabed with the simulator, you are being simulated to false memories. Remember your mission

[harsh mesa]

go into a lobby with him and ur never seeing the sun again

[valid wraith]

I have a cayo ready ill give 20% but im on ps5

[remote temple]

Who invited you 😭

[obtuse forge]

why insult him

[harsh mesa]

yes

[elder garden]

Im low level cuz im on a new pc account but I know how to do cayo

[harsh mesa]

save this guy

[valid wraith]

Public channel I cant talk?

[obtuse forge]

nah i think its the orber in you that is awakening

[tepid fossil]

He's joking

[remote temple]

U reversing our progress

[elder garden]

so have you never done a cayo?

[obtuse forge]

😭😂

[harsh mesa]

dont fall for it.

u will start hating humanity

[elder garden]

what do you mean

[elder garden]

damn why

[obtuse forge]

accurate

[harsh mesa]

just trust us

[valid wraith]

Longfin with cutting torcher and suppressed aggressor loadout is best imo

[elder garden]

whos they

[remote temple]

You can talk just don’t undo the hard work lol 😭

[elder garden]

so what do I do?

[remote temple]

Dw about it

[valid wraith]

Keeping people from making money I see

I know what you are

[remote temple]

Dw about it

[obtuse forge]

Unidentified is in our therapy session

[agile badge]

[remote temple]

It’s not what you think lol

[harsh mesa]

u want sum free candies? 🍬

[obtuse forge]

why you say it like that

[limber basalt]

Orb the compound to make the entrance easier and also orb that guy so he gets hardened

[harsh mesa]

do u really have to ask that

he WILL get slimed tf out

[obtuse forge]

💔

[tepid fossil]

😭

[harsh mesa]

i see bimo typing again

bimo dont

bimo help urself

[remote temple]

Bimo banned lmao

[obtuse forge]

[remote temple]

Good man Bimo I give free therapy lessons with supreme after 100% discount

[obtuse forge]

no trolling, just reawakening

[harsh mesa]

yesss

close ur eyes and think about raiju, mk2, griefing people, orb

[obtuse forge]

we havent lost you mr orber-nya, we will be onto you... like shadows

[tepid fossil]

Seeing like 4 people Manuplating 1 guy was not on my plans for today

[remote temple]

U call it manipulation we call it therapy

[harsh mesa]

and hes still smh intact

do we

[mint turret]

What is it

[obtuse forge]

just the lost ones ~ ~ ~

[remote temple]

I think we should get the mods to patch him up

[slow token]

chat i never played any of the gta's before the 5th... how much peak did i miss

[mint turret]

Ignore and move on

[remote temple]

Yes yes yes yes yes

[mint turret]

Or report to @pallid plover

[pallid plover]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[slow token]

im a new gen ik lets not talk about how dumb i am ok?

[harsh mesa]

dafuq is ur pfp

[obtuse forge]

you are peaking rn

[frigid goblet]

hellow guyssss

[slow token]

me on the moon w my monster energy

[remote temple]

It ain’t that deep my guy 🤦

[tepid fossil]

I thought it was something else

[slow token]

like?

[obtuse forge]

he got monster energy between his legs 💔💔🥀🥀🥀

[slow token]

sgall i change it

[mint turret]

Couldn't care less

[slow token]

shall*

[frigid goblet]

yooo whats going on

[harsh mesa]

are we sure its monster energy

[frigid goblet]

are you a enchance playerrrr

[mint turret]

Use drainage tunnel entrance, it's the easiest

[remote temple]

You can see he traumatized by modmail anyway lol “no omg modmail no please”

[slow token]

what monster energy??

[harsh mesa]

all that yapping and i only climbed one level

[slow token]

ion got nun ion drink dat shi

[harsh mesa]

how is bro on the moon 💔💔

[obtuse forge]

we all enchance and enchanted diamond pickaxe here

[slow token]

thats where i live fam

[frigid goblet]

owww

[obtuse forge]

remember?

[orchid belfry]

maybe it was just the wind

[remote temple]

I didn’t even level up bruh

[mint turret]

It's hard to say it by words , search for drainage tunnel entrance scope cayo perico on google

[obtuse forge]

[slow token]

sure, what should i try first? gta 3, san andreas or vice city? i want the peak to come after

[frigid goblet]

bro???

[tepid fossil]

[orchid belfry]

All 3

[harsh mesa]

shi shall i visit

[harsh mesa]

tiramisu goated

[slow token]

where should i start from i cant play all 3 at the same time i just have one monitor

[orchid belfry]

ty

[orchid belfry]

anywhere tbh

[harsh mesa]

the actual tiramisu*

[slow token]

it gon leave you speechless (literally)

[orchid belfry]

ik

[slow token]

which one is the quicker

[obtuse forge]

is manhunt connected to gta

[orchid belfry]

all of them aren’t quick in finishing storyline imo

[obtuse forge]

i heard a rumor michael was from carcer city

[remote temple]

Anyway gta good game I played 1 hour so far it’s pretty good I died 1 time to a npc but other that it’s good
Yes yes

[orchid belfry]

yes

it’s mentioned in gta v story mode dialogue

[obtuse forge]

manhunt not minecraft brotermelon

[harsh mesa]

id love to be 😍

[orchid belfry]

he said he did his first heist at carcer city

earned 10k from robbing a business

[split condor]

How do I report a dumbass scammer chat

[orchid belfry]

!modmail

[fresh magnet]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @pallid plover

Requested by: @orchid belfry

[obtuse forge]

so he was in manhunt?

[harsh mesa]

dm me ur id pass

[mint turret]

I have only played Gta SA and vice City before

[orchid belfry]

idk

afaik him robbing in carcer city is mentioned

in the game

[obtuse forge]

ngl i played all gta back in the day but i am too scared to play manhunt

[orchid belfry]

so it’s highly likely he’s from carcer city

[harsh mesa]

its coming back

slowly

[remote temple]

Nothing u have to worry about rn

[obtuse forge]

unidentified carcer

[harsh mesa]

ima go to sleep.. i hope when i wake up unidentified identifies himself

bimo dont

[mint turret]

Huh

[harsh mesa]

so u are him infact

[obtuse forge]

bimo gonna brainwash him and we wont get old unidentified back when we go to sleep

[harsh mesa]

kidnap bimo

[obtuse forge]

i get leveled up but i dont see 40, is it 50

[lilac copper]

is what 50

the next role?

[tepid fossil]

Bro be nice to bimo

[harsh mesa]

mb bimo

just dont brainwash him

[obtuse forge]

yes

[harsh mesa]

we put sm effort into this

[lilac copper]

think so

[harsh mesa]

uhuh u dont need to know

[lilac copper]

pretty sure its a new one every 25

[obtuse forge]

like you wash the brain smh duh

[tepid fossil]

Bro😭

[harsh mesa]

yeah but u dont need to know

[obtuse forge]

[harsh mesa]

i see what u did there

[obtuse forge]

50 it is then

25, 50, 75.. makes sense

[lilac copper]

im so close to 75

[harsh mesa]

we're just helping u

[obtuse forge]

you will know soon

[tacit pecan]

Hello guys how do I change roles? I got a Xbox series x today.

[obtuse forge]

you just change them here #assign-platform-here

[tacit pecan]

Thaks

Damn

I’m gonna miss you Xbox one 😢

It has made my childhood.

[obtuse forge]

i like his pfp its kinda sus

oh nvm i opened it, not sus

[tacit pecan]

Who is sus?

[tepid fossil]

Wdym sus

[lilac copper]

the imposter xD

[obtuse forge]

this unidentified guy

[lilac copper]

I will see myself out

[tacit pecan]

No kidding eh?

[tacit pecan]

okay .

[tepid fossil]

[obtuse forge]

do you want to know how to do cayo

[violet flint]

#gta-storymode if anyone knows please

[obtuse forge]

but the tunnels will be blocked once you pick up the diamond

[vocal marsh]

That's the best entrance

Easiest

[tacit pecan]

Have you peeps watched any good movies lately?

[obtuse forge]

run to the other gate that opens with keys

[harsh mesa]

no its not

alkonost is the best

[tacit pecan]

How’s it going with the girls? Or boys

[vocal marsh]

It's the tunnel one if we're being unironic

[harsh mesa]

we are infact being ironic

[vocal marsh]

Main gate then just swim

[obtuse forge]

this channel is actually about gta stuff

[vocal marsh]

When you exit the main gate just go forward, jump off the cliff with a bike and swim

[obtuse forge]

the bot wont like other stuff

[vocal marsh]

Till it ends

Yes

Nah it's the quickest lol

[obtuse forge]

i mean we did talk about orb, which is a gta thing

[tepid fossil]

[obtuse forge]

also a gta thing

[tepid fossil]

[vocal marsh]

Don't remember where Pavel puts it at the exit, but you just swim towards los santos and the heist finishes

[lilac copper]

whats the mentality behind people that dont contribute to the conversation and just put repeatedly i see it all the time here

[tepid fossil]

We're thinking

[lilac copper]

any

just swim away from the island

[frail peak]

howdy fellas

[tranquil glacier]

[obtuse forge]

doesnt matter swim away from the island

[lilac copper]

cayo nerf was deserved that shit easy as hell

[tranquil glacier]

All underwater currents lead to LS. Just swim north.

[karmic wasp]

/joincrew

[lilac copper]

setup cost was 25k, not 100k, and all the primary targets were worth more

also the better primary targets were not as uncommon

i still think it pays really well for how quick and easy it is

does sting a bit yeah

i like to do hardmode with elite challenge so i get 100k from that

basically pays for the next one

and i can spend the rest on whatever bs i dont already have

[harsh mesa]

werent u seeing urself out

[lilac copper]

not permanently

[harsh mesa]

well can u do that again

ill also see myself out

[lilac copper]

dont you like me 🥺

[harsh mesa]

dont look at me like that

[lilac copper]

#

oops

[harsh mesa]

oops

[lilac copper]

#swag

[keen hearth]

Sam

the goat

[tawny perch]

dead chat

[rotund bane]

I just got off work hun we have jobs and stuff

[tawny perch]

it's a joke btw

[ebon knoll]

same man i just got off from a 12h shift

[sweet ledge]

whats a job

[rich sluice]

noo double down mate

[tawny perch]

idk man they're speaking some sort of alien language

[void hull]

lies

[sweet ledge]

need to learn to fly w a fih

[stable plover]

Shoudl i get the starling

[ebon knoll]

hell nah

[tawny perch]

❤️‍🩹

[crude ermine]

Hi, I'm new to GTA Online. I was given 4 million for some reason. I've gotten into selling illegal goods and I have an organization. Could someone give me a little introduction to all this? And what are crews and stuff?

[true valve]

Yep if you have other jets

[ebon knoll]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@crude ermine, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[hexed rock]

bro he didnt do nth

[ebon knoll]

yeah

[tepid fossil]

Thats not lfg

[tawny perch]

Son😭

[hexed rock]

exactly

[stable plover]

I have hydra rajui idc about lazer couse i can steal it ,b11 and ultralight

[ebon knoll]

he's new to gta online

[true valve]

Bruh.

[crude ermine]

someone can teach me a little?

[hexed rock]

mhm and..

[thorny oriole]

Teach what?

[crude ermine]

bro there are too much thing, i don't understand nothing

[hexed rock]

what dont u understand abt it

[ebon knoll]

trying to help him out

[stable plover]

This is my city i run it

[pine niche]

Anybody on pc enhanced that needs help doing sell missions or heists?

[fresh magnet]

@pine niche, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[rich sluice]

ALWAYS kill people Trust

[true valve]

That's cool. Buy it. Starlin then Ragou

[rich sluice]

pro tech

[crude ermine]

What is the purpose of the game? What can I do? Which crew should I join?

all that things

[thorny oriole]

Lmaoo

[hexed rock]

crews dont matter much

[crude ermine]

no?

[hexed rock]

like not at all im oretty sure

i mean i joined one but idk if they do anything

[rich sluice]

!.google 2. youtube 3. any crew u want

[hexed rock]

and im lv 200 ..

[rich sluice]

now hit 300

[fresh magnet]

@crude ermine, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[crude ermine]

so you've reached that level doing...?

[hexed rock]

fahhh

300crazy

[rich sluice]

brooo nuh uh

300 is light work

[hexed rock]

i got 200 pure grind aswell

no popstar glitch

i hate ppl who done that

lil frauds imo

[vocal marsh]

I'm 8001 legit

[tepid fossil]

No

[rich sluice]

💀

[hexed rock]

brodie

[rich sluice]

im level 9000

[crude ermine]

but, what are the crews for?

[hexed rock]

if u were grinding since release date u wouldnt get lv 8000 lies

[true valve]

You don't need to hate someone bruh. If they do something let them do that!

[hexed rock]

someone done popstar glitch

[fresh magnet]

@lofty moon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[true valve]

Why you care that thin bruh

[lofty moon]

Shut up

[dusky niche]

Does anyone know how I can make as much money as possible in GTA 5 Online? I completed the Cayo Perico Heist and bought the agency and completed the missions there.

[lofty moon]

Keep doing cayo

[hexed rock]

cuz it was basically a way to say ur good because of ur rep without being good

[rich sluice]

also yk they said 8001? max is 8000 soo it was a joke 😭

[hexed rock]

like saying ur rich but its daddys money

[hexed rock]

i know bro i know

[bold orchid]

wsg chat

[true valve]

I saw a guy 100000 level😂😂😂

[true valve]

Sap

[rich sluice]

new tech ig

[ebon knoll]

im level 3

[dusky niche]

ok

[hexed rock]

more than 100 percent modded

[rich sluice]

if u see a lvl 8000 it means they are legit

[hexed rock]

or postar

[unique spade]

why is the gta trilogy still 50 fucking dollars

[hexed rock]

most likely popstar or mods

extremely rarely grind

[unique spade]

u can js get all three games for free if u got gta+

[lofty moon]

Genuinely who's that big enough of a nerd to report people who lfg once in here, not like I'm spamming

[rich sluice]

that requires not moving from the screen in 30 years

[rich sluice]

huh

[hexed rock]

fr

[rich sluice]

yeah then u have to give cockstar money

[dusky niche]

glitches in gta 5 online for money

[rich sluice]

bro this isnt youtube

[unique spade]

i have gta+ for the baseball bat skin

[hexed rock]

ts was at the latest 2018 no one believes ts

[true valve]

Check #gta-media

[tawny perch]

did gta v really leave gamepass

[pallid gulch]

are there any money glitches in enhanced? could rly use some millis

[unique spade]

no ?

[stable plover]

There is ian iam using it

[unique spade]

wait no think so cant cloud play

[rich sluice]

uhhhhhhhhhh use mods ? idk lol

[hexed rock]

what then

[dusky niche]

how some people have 300 million dollars each in gta 5 online

[hexed rock]

saving or mod

[rich sluice]

i have like 140mill

[unique spade]

most mod menus r paid now

[mellow stratus]

Hi

[tawny perch]

I think it did

[hexed rock]

spare a few mill i need a mansion bro

[unique spade]

yeah i cant cloud play so prob

[tawny perch]

1% of that would definitely change my life btw

[true valve]

I have 275 mil. Hard work grind back to back cayo + casino + agency + bunker + nightclub

[dusky niche]

it's hard to earn in gta 5 that much money

[hexed rock]

thats 1.4 mil btw

[tawny perch]

sad news for the 5 of us that don't own the game

[tawny perch]

yeah😭

[stable plover]

I swear iam using it rn its dr dre contract

[unique spade]

all u need is 200$ for 2 10m shark chards

[void hull]

i have a friend that doesn’t either, so there’s 6 of you

[hexed rock]

i dont got a job

[hexed rock]

and thats a glitch

just doing a heist?

[tawny perch]

oh yeah mb to the 5 other people

[unique spade]

i know u got parents js stealthey card

[hexed rock]

nah bro im good

[stable plover]

Imagin paying real money for ingame money

[hexed rock]

ill grind

[unique spade]

u can take the beating gng

[stable plover]

Damn ,and also its gonna die soon couse of gta 6

[tawny perch]

a lot of real money apparently

[hexed rock]

rather grind its funner

[stable plover]

Did the casino heist with randoms those fucks liek 10 or 20+time failed to do it

[hexed rock]

ooof

[lofty crypt]

Do u guys play samp

[hexed rock]

im good at all heists like elite challenge but my chode of a friend is ahh at casino

[lofty crypt]

Gta samp

[stable plover]

I really would love to play world of warcraft but it need alot of grind and money

[hexed rock]

i lowk need a partner on ps5 who i can rely on to do casino

cus id do 50 50 if they good

[stable plover]

Damn iam on pc

[hexed rock]

i know i hate that u cant crossplay

[stable plover]

I did with randoms for 15 percent when i was new

[sly lark]

Lost my vigilante no clue where it is

[icy osprey]

Damn

[stable plover]

Go to rockstar help

[tepid fossil]

I thought u said virginity

[stable plover]

I mean support

[stable plover]

By a horse aperently

[icy osprey]

Yeah, no clue where it went

[jolly ember]

note to self (and maybe you if you’re new) : buying moc is the biggest mistake you’ll ever do

[stable plover]

Real

[rich sluice]

u checked the back of the fridge?

[jolly ember]

you cant even solo moc missions wtf

[icy osprey]

Indeed

Try the LFG channels

[ruby bane]

is any body a modder on enahancd

[vocal marsh]

You can't ask for this

[ruby bane]

ok sorry

[jolly ember]

i doubt it

[vocal marsh]

Yeah there's no modder on pc

[faint spear]

[stable plover]

How much does the starling cost

I have 4.3m too lazy to grind more

[harsh mesa]

the grass is green ahh

[rich sluice]

Uhh 1 half eaten tuna sandwich and a milk shake

[stable plover]

Iam not getting fooled by that u will feed it to your cat

[rich sluice]

😂😂

[stable plover]

Pyro vs starling

[harsh mesa]

if ur new to starling pyro will win

[stable plover]

Idk jst bought the starling rn

[harsh mesa]

starling is just a glider with a rocket booster attached to it

[harsh mesa]

w

[stable plover]

I just want dogfights tbh

[stable plover]

Thx

[harsh mesa]

u have b11 then?

lazer and b11 are the most fun to dogfight with

[next warren]

Good day yall

Damn I’ve been trying to connect with my gta players for a min

[stable plover]

Oh

[remote temple]

We get unidentified to return yet

[harsh mesa]

i slept

[stable plover]

Bought it and its amazing ill have my first dogfight now i spend all my money on its upgrade

[remote temple]

Damn short sleep go back to sleep. Lol

I am staying up for a match

[tawny perch]

task manager is somehow using 86% of my cpu even reaching 100%

[remote temple]

😴

[tawny perch]

send help

[limber basalt]

XD

[harsh mesa]

i woke up for miami gp quali

[whole cipher]

U may need a new pc

[limber basalt]

@harsh mesa u still there? bruh take a break from dc

everytime i check this dc u re texting

[harsh mesa]

yeah

[harsh mesa]

u just check at the wrong time

[tawny perch]

nah its usually around 10 to 15% idk what's wrong with it this time

[limber basalt]

are you a brazilian and korean mix?

nice

[harsh mesa]

theres a crypto miner in ur pc

[limber basalt]

cool combination tbh

[harsh mesa]

reinstall windows

[stable plover]

I had my first

[whole cipher]

Thxx

[tawny perch]

I mean task manager itself is using a lot of CPU power

[stable plover]

Dogfight with b11

It was buttery smooth

[tawny perch]

I posted screenshots in #gta-media

[harsh mesa]

yessir

my fav jet to dogfight with

[remote temple]

Same I woke up for that and Barca match

[limber basalt]

my fav is rogue

[harsh mesa]

whats ur cpu

[limber basalt]

i like these propeller planes

nokota, seabreeze

[tawny perch]

amd A6 4400m

[still night]

Hi Hazel

[whole cipher]

Hi

[harsh mesa]

the rudder is way too sensitive on those 💔

[still night]

I've got eyes everywhere

[harsh mesa]

eh its a 14 yr old cpu

[whole cipher]

They‘re called helicopters

[limber basalt]

nah

[still night]

😭🙏🏼

[hollow hamlet]

I hate flying helicopters so much

[limber basalt]

i love helis in gta

[harsh mesa]

no way

[tawny perch]

meh it's my only working laptop because my pc is broken

[stable plover]

The guy i killed just got chernobog 😭🙏🙏🙏

[limber basalt]

sparrow is one of my most used vehicles for pvp

[still night]

Propeller planes, never heard that one before

[harsh mesa]

and ur playing gta on it

[hollow hamlet]

I dont even own jt

[harsh mesa]

u better land before he gets ur ass lil bro

[limber basalt]

its so op if you know how to use it

[stable plover]

One explosive sniper on him and he is gone

[hollow hamlet]

How

[tawny perch]

nah I play on my xbox

[noble hare]

anyone online on pc Enhanced

[limber basalt]

im actually goated with sparrow

[hollow hamlet]

Everytime someone tries to kill me w it they get killed so easily

[harsh mesa]

good luck using the sniper from ur b11

[whole cipher]

I wana play on pc too but my pc deadass cant eaven run minecraft anymore

[north vault]

dude that thing was slow back in the day, and now its ancient

[tawny perch]

try "fabulously optimized" modpack

[harsh mesa]

i remember the times trying to run minecraft on my core 2 duo laptop

[tawny perch]

my pc got fried that's why I'm on my old laptop

[north vault]

i see

[vocal marsh]

My pc broke down 2 day ago

[limber basalt]

use non homing missiles and fly high, use these rb and lb bumbers (idk the ps name, prolly r2 and r1) and dont do rapid movements and dont rlly flick. Just let it slide and fire. Also remember to hide behind the buildings and always move

[whole cipher]

Yea ive tried alot things and it does work but not without and id say gta need more performance as minecraft

[limber basalt]

also chaff is prolly a superior option to choose as a countermeasure

[tawny perch]

I mean pretty much every pc from 2017 and later can run GTA v

[limber basalt]

lmao

[fringe elbow]

Who online and wanna help me and my boy out grind to make some money we on Xbox

[whole cipher]

My pc got a GTX 970…

[limber basalt]

cuz they are dogshit

[whole cipher]

Ts literaly released 2014

[still night]

Oh yeah nah, ts won't run gta at all

[north vault]

it can run legacy

[still night]

It'll explode

[limber basalt]

bruh get smth better

[still night]

Not everyone can afford stuff

[whole cipher]

Yea thats why i dont eaven try

[still night]

Where's your pc? @limber basalt

[limber basalt]

i got a laptop but i always played gta on xbox

[still night]

You'll be fine, just wait a bit more, get a pc for GTA VI and we good

[whole cipher]

A good pc is like 1-2k

[still night]

Don't even try running gta on the laptop

[whole cipher]

Yea i mean it works fine with ps5 and id play on controller anyways

[limber basalt]

why

[worthy ibex]

I've seen some pretty cheap 2070's, also 3060's. u can check their prices around ur area

[lilac copper]

get used parts

[still night]

As long as you're using something else it's all good

[limber basalt]

i got a 3050 (bought the laptop 4 years ago)

[lilac copper]

the ai bros dont care for the 30 series gpus so those are pretty well priced rn

[limber basalt]

gta is better on console tho

[still night]

Will you buy the game in the laptop or connect your Xbox to it

[worthy ibex]

yes they do, but yeah the low tier ones

[whole cipher]

Yea but i cant just get a new graphics card and leave the rest bc everything is old af, il just save up money and get a good pc sometime

[lilac copper]

hardly as much

[whole cipher]

Yea but mods can be fun too

[limber basalt]

i dont wanna play gta on it (i dont play gta at allc rn)

[limber basalt]

yh and fivem

[still night]

Balright

[worthy ibex]

it's mostly about the vram, they dont care if it's a 3060 as long as it has 12gb vram

[limber basalt]

i quit it 3 months ago

[worthy ibex]

Yeah, good luck bro, it'll be fire when you get to upgrade 👌

[vocal marsh]

#pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

[olive isle]

suffer

[harsh pasture]

what time does the gun van reset each day?

[lilac copper]

im so glad i built mine before ddr5 ram spiked in price

[whole cipher]

Well my old pc is also almost on fire🗣️

[vocal marsh]

It's every week