gta-online

[maiden fossil]

dm me then

[cinder tendon]

Freezing its like frost punk here

[jade herald]

Ofc dawg, it helped me a lot

[mighty isle]

in gta?

[paper hazel]

Summer here same

[mighty isle]

very sunny

[paper hazel]

bet

[cinder tendon]

I’m in us

[paper hazel]

aus broski

[jade herald]

It’s freezing here in Canada rn

[cinder tendon]

You’re in the land down under

[half notch]

yes

[paper hazel]

where grown man chunder

[mighty isle]

fr

[jade herald]

Alberta sucks lmao

[royal totem]

should i get the autoshop i need the upgrades but i wont get them for the next month ngl because im only lvl 48

it will be on sale too right?

[paper hazel]

Think so

[pliant kestrel]

Its on sale in a couple hours, get it then

[royal totem]

alr

[cinder tendon]

For a week?

Like the nightclub

[half notch]

i did

[jade herald]

When does the update go out?

[half notch]

like 5 am for you

[hard umbra]

Do u think gta 6 would come out in 2028 only for pc ??

[jade herald]

Ah ok cool

[half notch]

who told you that

[hard umbra]

No one just wondering

[half notch]

pc gets a 2 year delay i’m pretty sure, console gets it first

[jade herald]

Well yeah, I’d assume so since usually they take a year or 2 to put their console ports on PC. It being GTA VI you could def assume they would do the same for this

[half notch]

idk all ik is 4 am for me and ik he’s gotta be an hour ahead of me cuz he’s canadian so 5 am for him

[hard umbra]

I see

[jade herald]

I’m mountain time

[bold drum]

that's 11am lad

[jade herald]

8:17 rn

[half notch]

oh then 3 am for you

[verbal nest]

should i buy railgun rn or wait

[jade herald]

Oh bet

[half notch]

i assumed you were the same as ny time

[paper hazel]

neek type British

[verbal nest]

is it always found in the gun van or rare

[bold drum]

PROBABLY LOL

wouldn't be surprised if he was a neek, discord mod build too

[half notch]

leave him alone

[hard umbra]

I believe GTA 6 would probably have 7.6 hours off story mode

[bold drum]

but it's british banter, none of it is true :/

americans would never understand our banter

[half notch]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @half notch

[bold drum]

nah im built like a duneloader

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @mystic dune

[bold drum]

duneloader is a gta vehicle lmao dumbass

[verbal nest]

i got railgun with 50^ discount

[bold drum]

since release lad

[half notch]

good shit

[bold drum]

yeah you're definately a discord mod lad

[dire urchin]

hi guys

[cunning scaffold]

Thanks its a rare build for the ladies

[dire urchin]

new to gta v

[hard umbra]

My prediction I believe gta 6 would probably have 200GB

[cunning scaffold]

Welcome to the land of chaos

[half notch]

look at dms

[thick helm]

And I'm a vapid guardian

[bold drum]

go for the kosatka

[bleak token]

It still says rockstar games services are unavailable right now please return to GTA 5

[half notch]

shit wifi

[wild badger]

and im a rat loader

[bleak token]

I cleared my cache and everything

[half notch]

QUE

[wild badger]

who u

[hard umbra]

What are u people on console or pc ps5

[half notch]

[bold drum]

your dragging it on

[thick helm]

Big truck turns my engine on

[wild badger]

alr goon

[thick helm]

Turbo diesel Ahhhh

[median otter]

Is that what you’re doing right now 😭

Cause no one asked

[maiden fossil]

I asked

[median otter]

Makes sense

[maiden fossil]

U have only fans too

trash

[median otter]

She did it to my girl jes

[median otter]

Ew. I not a puttana

[bold drum]

it's okay their father be watching my content

[median otter]

LMAO thanks Lester

[bold drum]

mother too wrinkly she done lost her game

[raw scarab]

Can someone help me do Humane Raid EMP

[fresh magnet]

@raw scarab, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[maiden fossil]

Well what's with the "dms open"

[sharp dome]

What?

[median otter]

It’s saying you can message me? The fact to you means that is concerning

[half notch]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @half notch

[bold drum]

soph i think they're rather upset they aren't as loved as they should be

anyways soph cayo or bog?

[eager kayak]

does anyone know if the auto shop contracts replay glitch is still working

[median otter]

Glitching or no glitching

[half notch]

i didn’t know it existed

[sharp dome]

Nope it is patched

[pliant kestrel]

Yes, but on console the host doesn't get money, you'd have use for this on pc.

[sharp dome]

It was patched

[pliant kestrel]

It wasn't patched, as its not patchable

[bold drum]

no glitching

[sharp dome]

[pliant kestrel]

I would know because I tested it like 2 hours ago on Union deposit

[median otter]

Probably cayo then

[bold drum]

jolly good

[sharp dome]

Why . Are you finding new glitches again

[wild badger]

[sharp dome]

[jade herald]

I love this haha, club penguin was my shit growing up

[fresh magnet]

@bold drum, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @mystic dune

[wild badger]

[half notch]

what about animal jam

[median otter]

Oh shut up Karen

[bleak token]

Are the servers down only for me?

[bold drum]

question about what she likes lad, i know your a bit stupid and that's okay

[jade herald]

Used to play it and skype with friends, then hop on Minecraft, Animal Jam, Black Ops 2, or just sum else

[jade herald]

HAHA fuck yeah

[bold drum]

stupidity runs deep in the family

[half notch]

that’s ball

[bold drum]

by the looks of things

[bold drum]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @bold drum

[wild badger]

get the popcorn .

[bold drum]

long typing, he must be using wiki, but yeah cayo dope for free money 😛

[wild badger]

indeed . only if yk the right people

[jade herald]

Cayo has been dope, first time doing it tho, the AI drove me insane

[maiden fossil]

yeah played as a kid

[jade herald]

That stealth shit is like so specific lmao

[half notch]

holy shit 😂

[pliant kestrel]

this is a ball isn't it

[wild badger]

nothing too bad

[jade herald]

Got 1.2 M my last cayo run

[wild badger]

wheres duviet

[jade herald]

Think 1.6M on my last casino run

[maiden fossil]

crazy mazy

[bold drum]

triggered you? is someone mad? + you were staring at my profile... like father like son. when you get some money, do subscribe, i love free mula

[wild badger]

lets not get muted now

[jade herald]

But first heists I started doing for easy money was Cluckin Bell

[bleak token]

Can anyone actually help me with my gta

[jade herald]

That shit too easy to do

[bleak token]

Hate the setups

[bold drum]

yes sir, keeping it A -OKAY!

[jade herald]

What u need help with specifically

[wild badger]

heck yeah

[jade herald]

I love the setups n shit tbh. I don’t mind them at all

[bold drum]

I'm just saying someone got REALLY angry by the looks of things, it's like pavel when submarine goes kaboom

[bleak token]

Since like 2:00 pm I been tryna play online and for some reason it says the same thing

[maiden fossil]

you're a meme, you're a disgrace

[bleak token]

Rockstar services are unavailable, I cleared my cache restarted the game and my ps5 and nothing

[wild badger]

a lot of people here have short fuses .

[bold drum]

jes - 1
unknown neek - 0 (lester lookalike)

[bold drum]

Yeah i've noticed, trying to not push them cuz i fw most ppl here

[vapid basin]

Why is there drama here

[sick salmon]

is it possible for a new account to complete every heist without spending or losing money?

[jade herald]

Probably cuz of this weekly update coming out, assuming some servers can be wobbly cause of this

[bold drum]

potentially yeah

[median otter]

Yeah if you get invited

[jade herald]

Haha, probably a way to do it

[bleak token]

Oh

[jade herald]

Yeah, to my knowledge, every Thursday. A new update comes out

[bleak token]

I’m js replaying the contract

[median otter]

If you have a friend who has them ready they can just invite you

[next roost]

what's a neek?

[cunning scaffold]

Because online boyfriends and girlfriends are in here.

[bleak token]

They’re Lwk quick for some reason

[bold drum]

British slang

[half notch]

like a nerd or some shit

[surreal dock]

it barely helps tbh

[bleak token]

While the cooldown goes by I js do whatever like solo cayo and nightclub or payphone

[maiden fossil]

Get some braces

[surreal dock]

plus sound doesnt really come into play with stealth when walking around despite what the minimap says

[bleak token]

I really want gta plus so I can get bonus on the payphone hits

[jade herald]

Ah, I’m just doing whatever I can rn. 2D in game it says and I already have 30M made, level 38, and have the maze bank west, kotsaka, bunker, arcade, and a terrobyte. I’m on the GRIND

I am so new to this game

[surreal dock]

you can usain bolt sprint in stealth and you wont be caught for missions i think

[bold drum]

don't you have something a bit less original lad? or are you just a ''i like water with my chicken'' type of fella

[maiden fossil]

said no one ever

[jade herald]

It’s wild, love ts

[vapid basin]

Then buy it???

[next roost]

only guns, the game acts like you have feather footsteps for some reason

[bleak token]

That don’t work??

[jade herald]

I have GTA+, it’s perfect for a new player

[sick salmon]

did running sounds ever matter for stealth missions in this game?

[maiden fossil]

ts some nonsense

[jade herald]

Also u get access to other rockstar games n shi

[bleak token]

Too much where I live and I already pay for ps plus

[bold drum]

ah deal with it

[surreal dock]

i think they didnt wanna make a whole stealth system that was in story mode

and the only thing they added was a body catcher because cayo is op

[jade herald]

I love bully, so this was a no brainer

[maiden fossil]

you wanker

[jade herald]

Bully was my rockstar game growing up because of strict parents haha

[vapid basin]

It’s 8 bucks a month bro…

[sick salmon]

its really nice, i like the monthly discounts and stuff

[bleak token]

43 for me

[bold drum]

🫏

[low moat]

Gta+ is a scam

[bleak token]

Time zones peacey

[bold drum]

$43...?

[bleak token]

I js want it for a month

[vapid basin]

Time zones? 😭

[jade herald]

Oh yeah, it’s all super cool. Like how it changes too, not just the same stuff. Always a new reason to try it. Mfs act like when they buy it, they can’t just use it for a month and then leave. Like it’s so awful lmao. It’s so fucking cheap too😭

[vapid basin]

Tf does that have to do with time zones

[bleak token]

Joke 😭✌️

[sick salmon]

its only useless if you only use it for the 500k bonus

[bleak token]

Yup

If it’s not worth it then ig I won’t get it

[bold drum]

not worth it for $43 no...

[vapid basin]

I thought so too but there’s some pretty nice shit with it.

[next roost]

also cool when they lock cars behind it

[sick salmon]

i bought it last month and so far got 2 cars, discount on the deluxo, it helped me do auto shop sells

also made the mansion cheaper

[low moat]

Im not listening to these rockstar devs trying to convince me to buy gta+

[bleak token]

South American prices

[surreal dock]

another subscription service that i cant be bothered to even abuse for its benefits cause i dont see them as benefits anymore

[vapid basin]

Being able to manage staff is a godsend

[paper hazel]

I just came back to this ping whatd I miss server is messy rn help

[bold drum]

ah so 43 pesos

[jade herald]

I mean, they made the cars for this reason yeah? They didn’t have cars pre brought into the game, and then locked when GTA+ came out yeah? Or no

[pliant spindle]

Meanwhile
I dont have to go each warehouse to call tech and can collect money vault all the time

[bold drum]

some bloke was trying to be nasty got himself all rilled up and pissy when i spoke back, but anyways i got a pink chrome stx

[thick helm]

Nah

[paper hazel]

aye it's u Tony, ayeee Tony

[low moat]

You spend money each month to save 3 minutes

[bleak token]

Wrong

[jade herald]

Yeah that’s totally understandable. I can see from a veteran/long time player’s perspective, that it can be not as useful as it is to someone like me, who’s insanely new, and uses many of the benefits

[pliant spindle]

Oh I bought 2 get 1 month free from December so I have plenty time

[low moat]

These feds ain't making me buy gta+

[paper hazel]

type shit, stunt the pics

[pliant spindle]

[sick salmon]

dont gotta go to every business to collect the passive money either

[vapid basin]

GTA+ should honestly just of been a one time purchase

Like a deluxe thing

[bold drum]

wait ima show u my fit

[low moat]

How will rockstar survive if they dont milk your wallets dry

[surreal dock]

even on a new account i know what to get/buy to grind effectively

most people wont find use out of lots of money in this game other than car guys and aircraft dudes in my experience

[jade herald]

I might have it for another month, maybe 2. Just because it’s like so cheap, 10.99 CAD which if it was like 15-20, I would not be getting it

[surreal dock]

i just grind for the hell of it now

[paper hazel]

[vapid basin]

I’ve spent like maybe $100 in the 6 years I’ve played this game bro. I assure you they ain’t milking me

[thick helm]

I'm on 2mo I started playing 14th of December last year

[jade herald]

Oh yeah for sure, I’m literally so new that I have only done like 3 heists. I still have SO SO much to learn and do. Have done like 1 race. No time trials completed. Like I’m so so so new to so much of this shit it’s wild

[radiant yoke]

finally after 100 hours of playing gta online i have bought the oppressor

[jade herald]

My past GTA V experience has always been just fuck around on free roam

[surreal dock]

there's a lot of fun stuff if you avoid grinding heavily

most of the missions in this game are fun even without the property missions n stuff

diamond casino is my personal favourite for making routes and prepping

[jade herald]

Like? I’ve been enjoying this game and grinding everything

I want it all haha, I want all da businesses

[surreal dock]

genuinely a perfect heist like its so fun

[pliant spindle]

Too bad this game been forced to Grind is top priority
So FUN not exist anymore

[jade herald]

I love that heist

Ran that a couple times today

[surreal dock]

cayo would be my favourite if they didnt add the whole body being noticeable

[carmine saddle]

i loved it the first time but it takes so long, idk how people have the time to do it over and over but it’s awesome for a first time experience

[bleak token]

I started a while ago got an opressor terrorbyte agency nightclub and 3 mc businesses acid lab

[surreal dock]

now you're forced into aggresive or really slow stealth outside of the compound

[bleak token]

And a facility

[paper hazel]

never one

[jade herald]

Yeah, that’s actually avoidable after learning sum good techniques. I take out the jug first now and it makes it WAY easier

[pliant spindle]

[jade herald]

Cuz then he can’t notice the bodies and it’s way easier to take them out

[surreal dock]

i just prefer hearing lester than hood talk in the contract

plus coordinating with 1 or 2 people is fun as fuck

[carmine saddle]

the kiss at the end was worth it

[jade herald]

My main duo for these heists taught me all ts and it’s such an effective way

[vapid basin]

Ah yes because my 100m+ in the bank is definitely not 80% passive money made while I fuck around and enjoy the game or anything. Lmfao

[jade herald]

Fire

[bleak token]

100+?? Put me on

[surreal dock]

the older heists are good but only in the specific situation where you have 3 other people who are okay at gta

[paper hazel]

Facts

[surreal dock]

the doomsday heists are just a fun challenge

[paper hazel]

better made but only with ppl who knows

[vapid basin]

80m+ made with nightclub alone

[jade herald]

Oh shit, yeah gotta know the strategy for this, I got arcade and nightclub rn

[pliant spindle]

Yes, I mean you got everything so its totally fine but..low level didnt so they have to grind heavily doe
I only have 34mil =w= but still look some fun gamemode to play

[bleak token]

How???

[vapid basin]

Time

[jade herald]

Yeah, I gotta know how, dm me. Ik it’s time but, like what did u do to make it so effective? Was this 80M all over time or in like one month or sum

Like i’m very curious about any good money making method solo rn

[surreal dock]

i feel this so im currently just getting mansion security and security on every property cause i wanna screw around witih my gf lmao

[vapid basin]

Guys seriously. Acid lab, nightclub, bunker, and cayo. Completely solo, you don’t need to do cayo 24/7 and you have so much downtime to just enjoy the game.

[bold drum]

@paper hazel i got to show you something im pissing myself at what this dude did 😭

[surreal dock]

and mc businesses

atleast 2 of them

[paper hazel]

Huh

[next roost]

all of them

[paper hazel]

Spill the tea

[humble iris]

Why does my game keep crashing. Other games dont do this tho

[vapid basin]

Eh. I mean sure but it’s too much to manage imo. Prioritize nightclub, acid and bunker first.

[jade herald]

Ok, I got most of those, yeah I just spend downtime fucking around or researching for the next thing

[pliant spindle]

Replay glitch and b2b everytime
Tbh...when I look at casino setup, my face like: Urghhh....forget it, I dont want do it anymore

[next roost]

it's gta 5 expect the unexpected

[cold garden]

Because gta sucks

[surreal dock]

im not going to spend 1mil + on document forgery upgrades to get a 40k profit from waiting for 75k supplies and then doing a sell mission with 2 vehicles solo

[pliant spindle]

I been do business and contract instead of heist

[paper hazel]

Rockstar, Epic or Steam, etc

[weak nexus]

wsgggggg

[pliant spindle]

Go to eep

[pliant spindle]

Hallo

[vapid basin]

As long as you keep a constant supply flow to your business as you fuck around you’ll make money while you enjoy the game. No one is forcing anyone to do cayo over and over and over.

[paper hazel]

hopefully us bby 🥺

[surreal dock]

after a certain point you gotta consider the profit you're making from mc businesses and focus on the ones that actually give a decent amount for the sell mission

[next roost]

talking about docs I bought all upgrades just a few days ago and now they're gonna be on sale

[jade herald]

Yeah fs. I love doing the heists and setup over and over too, fun asf. Then when I get a buncha money from it. I fuck around then

[pliant spindle]

[bold drum]

i gotta trim the clip wait

[surreal dock]

wait whats next update anyways?

[vapid basin]

I don’t glitch. All my money is legitimate

[pliant spindle]

Same, brother!!!

[sick salmon]

gta should lowkenuinely add a clown car to the game that fits 10 people but looks like a 2 seater

[jade herald]

I’m hype to see what the new gun van is, I’m tryna stock up on all the alien weapons. Tryna get every single one atm

[pliant spindle]

[jade herald]

Does anyone know a way to get the minigun earlier?

[vapid basin]

You just said you do b2b glitch what

[pliant spindle]

I dont, I talk about other people

[vapid basin]

Oh

My bad

[paper hazel]

trim smthing else

[pliant spindle]

No problem

Been doing business day by day

About to get 10mil soon when my 5 large warehouse full again

It nearly..

[humble iris]

Are there like crew events to sell lobby?

[pliant spindle]

Every saturday

[humble iris]

Oh where do i find info

[pliant spindle]

Time idk but they will announce

[sick salmon]

this would be a great idea

[humble iris]

Oh

[pliant spindle]

#gtao-crew

[paper hazel]

facts

[humble iris]

Isit easy to join? Or isit always full

[pliant spindle]

Easy to join

[paper hazel]

ez pz

[pliant spindle]

I still dont know why MC business is bad like...all 4 you can get nearly 2mil doe

(Yea except - 75k everytime you buy supply)

[vapid basin]

Yeah. It’s a process but there’s a formula to this game for sure.

[maiden fossil]

too time consuming I don't wanna anymore

[vapid basin]

I’d suggest setting yourself a threshold to not go under. So you don’t feel poor all the time.

[humble iris]

Then doesnt that mean the server is more empty than full?

[vapid basin]

At first mine was 10m. Went up and up and now I will never go below 100m. I’m at like 113-114m rn

[pliant spindle]

I always ask friend to help me delivery so time can cut short and fast

[paper hazel]

but blackjack does allow thresholds

[pliant spindle]

Idk that one, I always late to join crew sell...soo..

[humble iris]

Ive got 3 almost 5 full ceo cargo warehouses

Gotta sell my 555 crates

[paper hazel]

respect grind

[humble iris]

Oh i see so if im late it will be full?

[vapid basin]

Beefy sell bro. ESP if you do it in public

[humble iris]

Ya

[pliant spindle]

Tbh idk but...you can wait till announcement doe and you can join them

[humble iris]

Mmmm okay ill see

[real flower]

PHEMBOY

[pliant spindle]

[real flower]

I WANT

[paper hazel]

femboys? Bet

[pliant spindle]

Begone!!! This is GTA topic

[humble iris]

Is there like a period of time each day i shouldnt sell? Maybe theres a server reset at a specific time? Is there?

Also how can i move my bunker to another location?

I got the free paleto bay one and damn i think i needa get rid of that location

[maiden fossil]

Mascman >>>> femboy

[vapid basin]

You need to trade your bunker in an buy another one. You’ll need to buy the upgrades again too I think

[humble iris]

Ok

[rich sluice]

I slept 6 to 10 p.m how is that possible

[humble iris]

How do i trade in

[vapid basin]

Also no. You’ll be fine. If you get booted or something happens midsell you retain your cargo minus a tiny deduction. Only way you will lose it is if someone blows it up.

[vapid basin]

Buy another bunker and it will prompt you

[maiden fossil]

6 what am or pm

[weak nexus]

bro locked in

[rich sluice]

Yeah I got work tomorrow

[humble iris]

I heard if someone blows up my sell and i join a new session immediately i can still retain?

[rich sluice]

I need to lock in

[humble iris]

Oh u mean i get to have a refund for the old bunker

[maiden fossil]

not if your last product is destroyed

[humble iris]

Ouh

[paper hazel]

[vapid basin]

Yeah. Gotta be quick tho. Preferably you should leave before they actually destroy it. If you get attacked leave asap

[humble iris]

I see but hows that possible. I only get destroyed from a missile and a missile destroys my stuff in one shot.

[vapid basin]

Yeah. Since you can’t own2

[vapid basin]

Check your surroundings all the time. And check your map

[humble iris]

So its like if i sell my acid, and a missile is after me, its confirmed gonna be destroyed tho.

[vapid basin]

No. Acid bike is a pain in the ass to hit. Also can tank multiple missles

[maiden fossil]

it's supposed to take two shots

[bold drum]

the fact gta has changed how the headlights work is phenomenal

[humble iris]

Oh so u mean if anyone is nearby heading in my direction? And if it seems like thy r tryigg n to attack me i find a new session?

[calm vector]

I’m trying to save my crate cargo for 2x money, hopefully it happens

[humble iris]

WHAT? THE BIKE TANKS MISSILES?

[maiden fossil]

what are you talking about

[bold drum]

they've changed the way headlights look and work

it's simple english, use google translate if it's hard to read babes

[maiden fossil]

Since when

[bold drum]

last week probs

[vapid basin]

Preferably yeah. When your cargo gets blown up you only have like a 4 second window to leave the session or you will lose it.

[humble iris]

Oh i see

I see i see

[vapid basin]

Yeah. Takes mutiple missle to blow it up

[maiden fossil]

the fact gta has changed how the headlights work is phenomenal

translated to English I understand thanks

[humble iris]

Thats crazy no way

[next roost]

can tank missiles but also can't handle a sip of water

[bold drum]

happy to help!

[humble iris]

Its also crazy how the nightclub sell vehicle blow up in one bruh

[paper hazel]

fr

[humble iris]

Luckily the sell missions are pretty easy usually just drive somewhere

[vapid basin]

You need to buy armor for it lol. It tanks missles too. Just not a lot

[humble iris]

I bought armour upgrade but it seemed to just tank 1 missile and died

[maiden fossil]

armor*

[vapid basin]

It should tank at least 3 or 4 I know mine does.

[humble iris]

Ok ill go test it out

[tender forge]

Should I get the raiju or the oppressor mk2, I typically grind and do setups too

[humble iris]

Mk 2

[bold drum]

oppressor

[paper hazel]

mk2 for travel and dealing W griefers

[tender forge]

Bet

[paper hazel]

legend

[royal rune]

shlongberg sachs

[royal rune]

mk2 does not deal with griefers

[paper hazel]

pls GTA 6 change gruppe se to this

[celest cypress]

So from what I can gather, the Criminal Enterprise Pack is different on PC than it is on the newest gen of consoles, meaning I won't get the 4 mil upfront, but still will get the bunker, weapons, etc. If I am wrong, someone please correct me.

[paper hazel]

it does when you do a loopy de loop while they try mksslem u

[royal rune]

you have to the abillity to choose what you start with

you can buy upgrades for bunker with 4 mil

[bold drum]

spend the whole 4m

[paper hazel]

except game, U can't choose that I'm sorry

gotta be born w it

[fresh magnet]

@hushed tapir, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @paper hazel

[paper hazel]

But also bad boy glitching bad❤️

shame he wasn't a good boy

deleted

[royal rune]

gruppe se

[keen hearth]

2x crate event next year trust

[celest cypress]

When I made a new character on PS5 it gave me the 4 mil to spend and whatnot, but on PC it just loads up the character as usual, doesn't give the 4 mil, and just has a pause menu option for the Criminal Enterprise Pack, and apparently you're they give you all the free shit, like the paleto bunker

[paper hazel]

gruppe Si, gruppe no

[celest cypress]

Apparently the 4 mil is only included in the pack on PS5/Xbox Series

[paper hazel]

no year after

[keen hearth]

next year, trust

[paper hazel]

I can't trust hurt too much srry

[vapid basin]

Yeah. To get that on pc you need to load the enhanced edition of the game

Not legacy.

[celest cypress]

What? I downloaded the enhanced and it also gave me nothing

made a new character and everything

[vapid basin]

Odd

[celest cypress]

well not nothing but didn't give me the choice for the 4 mil

[paper hazel]

did you select the option? There is a prompt

if not check char menu

[pliant kestrel]

That isn't possible, the entire way you get access into online is by going into the character creator.

Which in the sense to enhanced, is the career builder

[celest cypress]

I went into character creator, did everything, but none of those prompts came up for the 4 mil and whatnot

[paper hazel]

strange

[pliant kestrel]

Are you sure you aren't on legacy?

[paper hazel]

I've never heard of that tbh maybe contact support

[celest cypress]

just shot me into the regular character creator. idk what to do. might just hop onto legacy and get the stuff on there and upgrade everything. cause it really is just the same pack but without the 4 mil of upgrades

I know premium is legacy and enhanced isn't. I just downloaded premium again for the second time after trying enhanced and getting nothing.

[jade herald]

Y’all, this my twin brother. He been having that thing where yeah, it just won’t give the 4M sadly

[paper hazel]

kinda feel like maybe

[jade herald]

He downloaded the enhanced one too

[paper hazel]

contact support hun, that's messed up

[jade herald]

Is the 4M bonus on PC too? He had done sum research, and it said that it was only for the PS5, and XBOX series x/s

[celest cypress]

it is. yeah apparently it is on pc too, but on the enhanced version

[jade herald]

Well, didn’t u download that version earlier?

[paper hazel]

correct I think don't quote me bro

[jade herald]

U made a new character on there?

[safe plank]

This weekly update is kinda bad. ;-; auto shop discount is good though.

[vapid basin]

It normally is bad

[paper hazel]

hear me out, nothing is more disappointing than red dead "updates"

pitiful

[celest cypress]

idk. i'm downloading enhanced AGAIN cause my dumbass didn't know you can have both versions at the same time lmao

[safe plank]

Well I never played red dead

[paper hazel]

good game and honestly they killed online BUT for a new player a good chuck of fun tbh

just later lvls after you have Moonshiner, Bounty, Collectors, etc

[safe plank]

I see. I see.

Well tomorrow we are gonna have the sell week event here in the server.

[celest cypress]

Play Red Dead. 1 or 2. Both are incredible games

[bold drum]

how do i stop a very needy person from joining my lobbies. this mf keeps joining even though he's blocked

[vapid basin]

Rdr online never picked up traction in the first place. We knew that from rdr1 online. Rdr just isn’t meant to be online.

[safe plank]

Grief them. :D

[bold drum]

eh he's always in godmode

[safe plank]

Ahh a modder.

Buy a facility. Keep using orbital cannon on him. Since he is on god mode you will get your money back since the auto targeting didn't get to kill him.

[bold drum]

i was 10-2 with him yesterday before he went god thats why im avoiding the bloke, he must love me

[safe plank]

Nah. Most likely annoyed by you. And want to annoy you or get back at you.

[vapid basin]

People are annoying like that

[undone shell]

I mean they noobs that's why they get in god mode

[bold drum]

cant just i get some other guy that mods to crash him orrrr should i just annoy him tf out with the orbital?

[quasi ridge]

its time to turn to the dark side, friend

[bold drum]

like if i can find another modder to fight him that'd be cool

[quasi ridge]

time to mod the modder

[paper hazel]

hear me out, traction was there but because they made it so easy for ppl for play/gain currency (gold bars not cash) they died out with the update coz noone spends money on gold just shark cards if they do coz GTA grind can be grindy ofco

[paper hazel]

bully him

[paper hazel]

king

[bold drum]

i have. thats why hes upset

[undone shell]

Imagine getting clapped so hard by a girl that you gotta get in god mode just to kill her

[paper hazel]

no like his feelings bro gotta go for his heart

[wild badger]

y u imply tht they are a girl

[undone shell]

I mean in general

[wild badger]

ah

[paper hazel]

general chat?

[bold drum]

im just that goated

[undone shell]

General commander

[bold drum]

probably

[paper hazel]

Command and Conquer

[quasi ridge]

i could perhaps help

[paper hazel]

wby my feelings bully me

[quasi ridge]

what

[wild badger]

dox him

[paper hazel]

swat him

[wild badger]

call merryweather n send mercenaries

[bold drum]

naah thats too far

[bold drum]

your on legacy im enhanced

[quasi ridge]

i’m enhanced

legacy color is just nicer

[bold drum]

nah im alright for now

[undone shell]

Meh they ain't do shit man just get kosatka and throw missiles

[quasi ridge]

alr lmk

[bold drum]

just checked if he was god and he wasn't

HE LOGGED LMAOAOAO

[paper hazel]

nah let him help, 2v1 easy stats

[paper hazel]

Or Orb 💀

[bold drum]

he bought a modded account cuz yesterday i checked and it said pakistan 6th january 2026, lvl 556

and it's privated now xd

[undone shell]

You gotta waste 750k for a noob god mode? Nah I'll rather have some fun

[paper hazel]

bobs and vege type, respect

[bold drum]

tank and just running them over

does caging in creator mode still work?

[paper hazel]

can u read bbg I was agreeing with you, saying other than that they go hide and orb cannon 💀

[bold drum]

aussie likes you i think

[paper hazel]

I do

shh tho

[bold drum]

why did i get pinged

[paper hazel]

delete is wild

[undone shell]

[bold drum]

tell me

[safe plank]

gta5 modded accounts are so ass ;-; what's the fun in there, you may have fun for at most 3-4 days then it gets boring, its fun earning the cash or getting it in some other way over time but if i get 1 billion in my gta5 account rn i will instantly lose all the motivation for playing it

[paper hazel]

Ask @undone shell

[paper hazel]

Preach I'd lose moto too

[bold drum]

ah so he wants to OHHH

[undone shell]

Nah that was a mistake cuz I thought I was replying to aussie

[bold drum]

you into him it's cool

[paper hazel]

stoppp

I don't wanna lose him 😭

[bold drum]

i found this prick in another lobby

[paper hazel]

bully him

[bold drum]

this mf staying in his cheap ass agency

[paper hazel]

they ain't cheap

cope bro

[undone shell]

Me staying in my 3 mansions

[paper hazel]

baller, can I have one pls I have 0

[safe plank]

nah agency actually cheap compared to the payout they give

[paper hazel]

facts

[undone shell]

Ofcc I would love to give some cuz I'm bored of having everything

[safe plank]

just 2 dr dre and you earn back your money

[paper hazel]

dre w golf club hits literally

[undone shell]

I get 3-4mil in like 30minutes

[paper hazel]

I get nothing

[undone shell]

Don't you grind?

[terse bone]

same bro

[paper hazel]

yes

just not the game

[paper hazel]

twins boo

[terse bone]

anyone know the best missions for money i lost my main and had to start over

[surreal dock]

goddamn it i missed elite challenge because i got 15 min on cayo on the dot rather than below

[drowsy oyster]

I hope acid lab is double money this week

[cunning walrus]

[paper hazel]

since you had to start over I'd say cluckin

[paper hazel]

chin up

[cunning walrus]

me when doc forgery 2x

[drowsy oyster]

Cluckin bell until you can get a agency and a good vehicle

[paper hazel]

real

[left edge]

guys what is the difference of gta enhanced and legacy?

[pliant kestrel]

Doc forge x2 and auto shop client missions x2 this week

[drowsy oyster]

Then spam Dre contract and security contracts

[gilded yew]

one sucks one sucks less

[terse bone]

pretty sure enhanced is just better graphics

[drowsy oyster]

Doc forge 💔

[paper hazel]

couple of things, but mainly GTA+ and new vehicles

[pliant kestrel]

Legacy is less stable, has more vulnerabilities, worse graphics, and less content, only benefit is that it has text chat. Enhanced is easily better

[terse bone]

bet

[paper hazel]

king

[left edge]

what is best? legacy or enhanced

[terse bone]

enhanced don’t have text chat

[jade herald]

Holy shit mane, haven’t eaten in days😭

[terse bone]

that’s crazy

[jade herald]

Being broke rn is fatal haha

[bold drum]

enhanced

[pliant kestrel]

Thats why the sentence has legacy at the start, and not enhanced

[paper hazel]

pls eat I don't want U to die

[tropic spire]

Go to food bank bruh

[paper hazel]

legacy

[candid ice]

hi

[left edge]

GUYS GIVE ME TIPS TO GET 10000000 MONEY ON GTA SINGLE

[paper hazel]

High

[terse bone]

taught me sum new appreciate it bro 💀

[bold drum]

fornite

[left edge]

I JUST KNOW MAKE MONEY ON TAXI GUYS

[jade herald]

If I had money for food I’d eat. I’m living off of the bare bare basics rn. I would go to a foodbank but the one here is so fucked up and weird we never get shit, and when we do, it lasts us 2 days. It’s a hard process rn

I have to go to the fkn hospital to apply for income support because things r so bad

[paper hazel]

nah Minecraft or out

[left edge]

give me tips to get money on single gta enhanced

[tropic spire]

Could be worse ngl

[jade herald]

I just want like $20 for a fkn meal rn haha. I’m doing everything to find a job too

[bold drum]

TRUE

[jade herald]

Job market is a joke rn

Wsp jes and vaas

[paper hazel]

shi lil cherub if you really hard like that like message me ur dono and I'll dono 😭 I really don't want you to die lil cherub

[terse bone]

ight anyone know how long the cooldown is for the clucken bell raid

[paper hazel]

False

[left edge]

GUYS CAN YOU GIVE ME TIPS TO GET MONEY ON SINGLE PLAYER?

[paper hazel]

pls stop

[jade herald]

Homie if u being fr, I’ll fs take a donation. But don’t feel the need to send anything. But fr that would help a lot

[left edge]

Bro i seriusly need the tips and all just ignore me

[paper hazel]

I ain't fking around homie well I was but I ain't letting anyone starve

[bold drum]

minecraft good, i run it like im sniffing, graphics be looking too real sometimes

[fresh magnet]

@left edge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @paper hazel

[left edge]

bruh

[bold drum]

there ya go lad

[left edge]

lester i will kill you!

[cunning walrus]

lmao

[bold drum]

[jade herald]

feel that. I’m always wanting everyone to eat good

[paper hazel]

lad, be nice say nonce like a good boy british

[jade herald]

Fr tho, ask to do a heist or something with someone in there. And then you’ll find many people who’ll help you overall. I’ve met sum really cool mfs from lfg

[paper hazel]

you really are such a lil cherub 🥺 bless your heart

[terse pine]

😛

[drowsy oyster]

Solo play style is best

I like the invite only sessions

[left edge]

im not talking about online

[jade herald]

Ohhh ok

[left edge]

im talking about single player (history mode)

[jade herald]

#gta-storymode

[paper hazel]

same minus of loss of payment, if prefer full session

[jade herald]

This is online chat tho, just assumed

[drowsy oyster]

Doesn’t really matter if u have a mansion

Ur still making fucktons

[paper hazel]

I don't tho imma brokie

[tame quiver]

who got cayo ill play for any %

[jade herald]

I been playing lots of invite only, can someone tell me the main benefits for playing in public?

[tame quiver]

ppl inv to missions

[jade herald]

I also heard, that the MKII got mad nerfed in the recent years

[drowsy oyster]

I got one and my acid lab went from maybe a million a day if I’m lucky to 5-8 million a day

[paper hazel]

DAXXXXXXXXX type

[jade herald]

Yeah but don’t u gotta do a buncha shit then and it’s always weird with that right? Or do they just wanna help others type shit

Idk the public lobby scene too much, last time I was in. It was too toxic

[drowsy oyster]

A acid lab double money week would be the week I become a billionaire

[paper hazel]

some ppl wanna help sme ppl wanna be shitters

[jade herald]

Fair, gonna be a gamble

[paper hazel]

lil cherub bless

[paper hazel]

always gamble, you'll win big

[jade herald]

Haha

Speaking of, I wish I could just gamble all or like, a shit tone at the casino

Being able to only bet like 20k does slow things down. Maybe it goes higher idk, but last time it was capped at like 20k and that got boring. Lmao I loved in red dead, taking ALL my money and betting it

[safe quail]

guys will the gta5 enhanced ever go down for sale for 10$? i wanna buy it i only got 10

[gilded yew]

some websites have it for $11 idk if we’re allowed to say

[pliant kestrel]

No, it goes down to 15 minimum. I would suggest probably getting a wee bit more money and waiting for a sale

[safe plank]

it went down during black friday

[empty cipher]

guys what’s the bogdan glitch

[thick helm]

Same I just thinking about going invite after getting obliterated by a cunt in a mk2 or jet public is just fun

[late reef]

ask chatgpt

[thick helm]

How did you do that?

[still perch]

who can help me do some car mission i help back

wrong channel?

mb

[feral robin]

replay

[paper hazel]

wait U said c**nt are U Aussie twin

[terse pine]

[thick helm]

No I'm part brit

[terse pine]

same thing

just accept yourself as aussie

[thick helm]

Yea

Almost

You got kangaroos

[terse pine]

no

[brave silo]

goo goo ga ga

[surreal dock]

after about 40+ hours of playtime i finally got the nightclub fully upgraded and i obtained a 1.3 mil paycheck

this is why i play cayo 🥀

[fiery salmon]

Good morning!

The weekly update arrives today around 10/11 AM.

If you want to seize this last chance, buy the Grotti from LS CM for 200k.

After that, it will be gone and no longer available for purchase.

Grotti Carbozinare
In my opinion, one of the most beautiful cars.

Rockstar removed it back then, so this is your last chance until further notice!

[brave silo]

nightclub is passive, cayo is not

[thick helm]

Australia got kangaroo

[brave silo]

@terse pine u on?

[surreal dock]

45 min of preps and 15 min finale is basically passive

[brave silo]

but you can do the nightclub and cayo at the same time

[terse pine]

no not rn

[mighty isle]

whats all this issi glazing XD

[brave silo]

idk

[terse pine]

will be tmrw tho

[mighty isle]

bro omg

[surreal dock]

you mean 20 cayos and one nightclub at the same time

[brave silo]

those people are weird

[fiery salmon]

Replay

[brave silo]

still passive

[fiery salmon]

1 time Setup = 20 cayos

[pliant kestrel]

It was never gone, you can just get it off of other players in LSCM.

[feral robin]

How much is the grotti?

[paper hazel]

passive always

[brave silo]

200k

time to listen to yall yap while i work

[fiery salmon]

You know What i mean

For those who want the easy way

[pliant kestrel]

After that, it will be gone and no longer available for purchase.
Rockstar removed it back then, so this is your last chance until further notice!
You are saying it as if its going to be gone forever, in of which it isn't

[dense rampart]

grand f*ck auto
😈😈😈😈

[brave silo]

hasnt rockstar been adding cars back

[fiery salmon]

No , i say it May need very Long

[pliant kestrel]

Correct, and with both discounts and missile lock on jammers.

[raw ledge]

hi guys

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[fiery salmon]

Im Casual Just dropped a Info for casuals
Dont want beef😎

[mighty isle]

when yall talk about issi is it the brand itself or a specific car?

[brave silo]

any issi

[mighty isle]

alr

[brave silo]

issi, issi classic, arena war issi

[pliant kestrel]

Weeny is the brand, Issi is the car but they mostly are refereing to the duped car

[brave silo]

you should become one of us for a week

we are trying to convince Duviet

[pliant kestrel]

Im good, I don't support cultism that relays a bad motive to new players

[paper hazel]

duviet should totally

[brave silo]

We arent supporting duping, just the car itself

I dont think any of us dupe

[paper hazel]

hey wdym

[mighty isle]

i was confused cuz could have been traceys car, or the basic mr bean one or the arena one

[pliant kestrel]

And everyones response to a new person asking... What car they should get is to buy an issi

[brave silo]

I mean thats an opinon, people buy what they want

[elfin relic]

bc the brand is weeny and they got tiny weeny why we promoting the issi

[paper hazel]

okay that's fair

[brave silo]

Only car i have that is duped are deluxos 😁

[paper hazel]

nah pantos

[mighty isle]

wow nice issi deluxo bro

[brave silo]

raah

[pliant kestrel]

Unfortunately new players asking questions here will most likely follow what they are told 50% of the time without doing further research, it really is a bad mindset as people here aren't exactly the brightest, specially newer players who don't have tons of knowledge

[brave silo]

i genuinely dont know who started the issi thing

[terse pine]

earth

[elfin relic]

rockstar in 2013

[terse pine]

that’s funny btw

[brave silo]

i like how tiny the issi classic is

[terse pine]

good for new players btw

[paper hazel]

but arena tho is bigger

[elfin relic]

well based off the mini cooper irl so ig it started in 1959 for classic issi 💀

[brave silo]

its just taller cause the wheels

[gilded yew]

what prompted this

[brave silo]

we dont question

[pliant kestrel]

Keitora makes the issi look big 💔

[paper hazel]

taller better tho I'm short 😭

[brave silo]

I want one so bad

[elfin relic]

sounds good for people who cant pull girls irl

[brave silo]

If they ever release on old gen im getting two

[pliant kestrel]

810k on SSAS and 200k for drift tuning, pricy

you must have deep pockets

[brave silo]

modded account comes in handy 😁

i use this account for all my stupid or griefer killing purchases

[royal rune]

what is your discord banner

[elfin relic]

mentioning u have one mayyy get u tossed

[paper hazel]

why are you looking

[brave silo]

Ive talked about it before, im not promoting purchasing them

Duviet has seen me talk about it too

[elfin relic]

even mentioning it. some mods dont care some just ban depends who sees it first

[pliant kestrel]

Isn't that what its for? Or maybe I missed a step

[paper hazel]

wait there's steps

[brave silo]

rules say nothing about it, its not advertising

[paper hazel]

yo don't, that's my game, killer and survivor main let's go

[royal rune]

is pegassi Tempesta good

[brave silo]

I love it

[dense rampart]

Just decided to go gangsta mode honestly.

[elfin relic]

tbf if they wrote down every rule it would be endless. they wrote down important ones. the others fall into those categories but we got use common sense

[pliant kestrel]

Its nice but on enhanced, heavily overshadowed by basically anything with wheels

[brave silo]

Well, im doing it until i get banned i guess 🤷‍♂️

[royal rune]

no effort to get it too just race one day ez

[pliant kestrel]

I have a legit account with 9.2 quintillion dollars

[brave silo]

See, nobody cares

Its not like anyone said go buy one

[wild badger]

me too

[dense rampart]

im ceo of gta and i gave myself 9 zillion dollars

[royal rune]

hello ceo

[pliant kestrel]

I mean I did say legit

[dense rampart]

hello cat

[brave silo]

hey mines legit too...i didnt do the cheating

[terse pine]

i’m ceo of ceo then

[dense rampart]

meow

[paper hazel]

yes but sadly no, that game is like league, good game toxic community, I've noticed though the toxic is from survivors who crine killer side and vice versa but have never played the other side, shi is ass on both sides ngl

[brave silo]

spoon

[terse pine]

this is funny

[pliant kestrel]

I can't really say the same, I wouldn't trust anything like that myself

[dense rampart]

what the devils..

[brave silo]

fair enough

[paper hazel]

gree or blu

[brave silo]

blue

[terse pine]

[brave silo]

guys never do accounting

[royal rune]

will schongberg sachs be in gta 6

[dense rampart]

are you a real cat

[paper hazel]

Crine but agree this time

normally gree tho

[brave silo]

green is ugly

[paper hazel]

will U?

[brave silo]

unless its money

[pliant kestrel]

penris building might be in gta6 but its still a better talk for #gta6-discussion

[paper hazel]

[brave silo]

i feel bad for whoever our gta characters accountant is

[pliant kestrel]

Accountant? who needs one of those

[terse pine]

probably you

[brave silo]

i mean obviously not since its all over the ceo office floor

[royal rune]

he/she prob has a very skilled accountant who is expert at hiding ill gotten business income and yes those exist irl too

[paper hazel]

me coz blackjack

[dense rampart]

i just eat my money then barf it up when i need it

[paper hazel]

where is spoon?

[brave silo]

I think the assistant does it, since she also runs import/export

[dense rampart]

haven't found my spoon yet

[brave silo]

and the whole ill gotten gains update

[weak nexus]

how do i get play the shanghai gabuling missions?

[safe quail]

when will it go down this spring?

[paper hazel]

casino

[paper hazel]

keep looking lil cherub

[dense rampart]

what is cherub

[paper hazel]

angel

[dense rampart]

ok yay

[paper hazel]

no

[brave silo]

how many issi people are there

[dense rampart]

[royal rune]

how is obey 8f drafter so fun to drive and looks amazing too

[brave silo]

ew

[dense rampart]

best vehicle in game is golf cart

[brave silo]

best vehicle in game is issi

[dense rampart]

and those things at the airport

the white ones

[brave silo]

i hate those

[dense rampart]

they are so op dude

they go so fast

[brave silo]

you like the karin dilliante dont you

[dense rampart]

idk what rhat is

[brave silo]

prius

[night lantern]

None of the salvage yard vehicles from this week will be claimable, right

[dense rampart]

i like 60's cars cuz i lowkey larp as a jewish mobster

[brave silo]

i like pyro

[rose lava]

I’m really hoping I’m done with bottom dollor bounties at the end of this week. Jeanette is so annoying hearing her intros when it’s like I know what I’m doing and know who they are

[flint meadow]

correct

[rose lava]

currently at 7/10 platinums 24/24 people 500k/1m from my officers and 3.1m/5m total

[edgy patio]

Can someone help me in help place ?

[night lantern]

It's lame they don't give us more claimable vehicles

They're so far in-between

[edgy patio]

Gta quations

[rose lava]

Some of the plates were cool

I basically stopped doing salvage yard after T4 tbh

[brave silo]

i lowkey wanna do special cargo just to max out my ceo office

even tho cargo sucks

[abstract plume]

ok i don't understand this i got a friend in gta rank 300 got everything in game says he knows everything in game but yet keep asking on how to do this mission or how make money and here me rank 430 and yet ik a lot of stuff tricks on missions make them so easy and they try make it so hard

[rose lava]

Could als go for T4 in career

Or is ps4 not next gen

[brave silo]

its not next gen

[rich sluice]

it’s not

[plush jolt]

@paper hazel bro rlly switched up

[brave silo]

i got timed out for dumb reason but thanks to whoever removed it

[gray stirrup]

Hello

[brave silo]

ello there

[rose lava]

Damn so it’s really just trophies

[edgy patio]

Guys help me in gta quastions

[brave silo]

sigh

[sharp dome]

#gta-questions

I mean u can ask here too

[rare kite]

hello if someone is doing heist i can help lemme know

[brave silo]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@rare kite, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @brave silo

[rare kite]

thank

[maiden fossil]

thank

[clever heron]

Anyone in casino

Jus play the game

[maiden fossil]

I'm not in the casino

[clever heron]

The one you have to match

How do you do horses

[pliant kestrel]

Its mostly RNG, you bet on a horse and hope it wins, lower fractional values = higher odds, higher fractional values = more risk, but higher reward, less chance of winning

[maiden fossil]

[rose lava]

Horses is not rng

[clever heron]

What do you pick

[rich sluice]

isn’t every casino game rng 😭

[rose lava]

you would just bet on the guy with actual name from when I last did that

I would always win

[pliant kestrel]

well yea, you can just... set one horse to win using the VNX stat

[rose lava]

No not even

[vocal marsh]

Just gamble dont waste time on strategies

[clever heron]

What is vnx

[vocal marsh]

Ruins the rush

[maiden fossil]

No gamble

[rose lava]

I forget the riders name but it’s pretty much an instant win

[pliant kestrel]

Yea, black jack is the easiest to win, 3 card poker is just hoping you actually get a good hand over screwed over, roulette, basically red or black are your best bets to go for, horse racing, not exactly the best but if you win, cool, you can cycle off like 1/2 and 1/3 - 1/4 horses for somewhat good odds of winning constantly but rarely works

[rose lava]

it’s more rng if you get that rider appearing though

[safe locust]

P5 B2b Merge Lmk

[fresh magnet]

@safe locust, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @pliant kestrel

[rose lava]

Roulette is also pretty good win %

[maiden fossil]

GTApedia over here 💔🥀

[pliant kestrel]

This is below common ball knowledge at this rate 💔

[maiden fossil]

elite balls knowledge

[pliant kestrel]

If you go for red or black sure, still 50 50 unless you think you profit off betting off both

That or you get lucked out and it gets green 0 or 00

[rose lava]

I get pretty lucky on that tbh

[rich sluice]

prof gambling

[rose lava]

Just red most of the time and I win

[terse pine]

we have like 24 or so

[mortal dock]

bet

[rare kite]

i've a question gta legacy is the original one i'm right?

[terse pine]

probably

[turbid stone]

hi everyone

[rich sluice]

yes

[maiden fossil]

oh why u reply to this it's a year ago

[flint meadow]

lmao

[pliant kestrel]

The original one yea, but its not the most reliable, still would suggest enhanced if you want the full experience

[mortal dock]

shhhhhhh

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[rare kite]

the probleme is legacy doesn't run on five m

[vocal marsh]

fivem is legacy

[maiden fossil]

that's crazy 💔🥀

[rare kite]

yeah sorry my bad enhanced doesn't run five m

[weak nexus]

WSG GANG

[maiden fossil]

Bro predicted 67 😭

[jade herald]

Wsgg

[weak nexus]

how u doin brochacho

sick glasses

[tidal marsh]

[weak nexus]

why are u filtering searches through 67

that should be the real question here

[jade herald]

Awful hbu?

[maiden fossil]

I ain't I was scrolling

[weak nexus]

just woke up gang

[pliant kestrel]

you didn't explode did you, if not that seems well enough

[jade herald]

Cool shi

[jade herald]

Huh?

[weak nexus]

till 2021?! 💀😭

[weak nexus]

normal gtao day lowk

[tidal marsh]

he jus has alot of time on his hands

[weak nexus]

jobless 🥀

[maiden fossil]

Yeah

[jade herald]

Just haven’t eaten properly in days, just tryna eat, pay rent, can’t even find a job. Have 0.15 to my name, so that’s what I meant by awful. This economy and job market is far from a joke. It’s criminal.

[tidal marsh]

someone is always doing worse❤️‍🩹

[weak nexus]

hang in there gang

[brave silo]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @brave silo

[jade herald]

Oh trust me ik. Im just tryna not breakdown tn like I do most nights. I know things will do better sometime in the future. Just mental health has been deteriorating

[jade herald]

Dude.

[weak nexus]

tough man, have you tried hitting the vanilla unicorn?

[brave silo]

you know ball

[jade herald]

Aha

[tidal marsh]

jus gotta look at the brighter things, dont look at the locked door, when there is an open window

[clever heron]

This the only server that is avtive

[maiden fossil]

Are you still a noob?

[brave silo]

holy caesar

[clever heron]

All other ones are so boring

[brave silo]

this server is full of weirdos, grinders, and issis

[clever heron]

Well

[brave silo]

and @terse pine, idk what she is

[terse pine]

huh

[thin wolf]

makki

[clever heron]

Anyone put sauce on corndog

[terse pine]

hey

[thin wolf]

theres no bettsr explanation

[brave silo]

ketchup

[thin wolf]

makki is makki

[terse pine]

what’d i do😭

[brave silo]

teehee

[thin wolf]

i dont think its a bad thing

[maiden fossil]

Now it's about 8

[clever heron]

You are quite the hilarious

[jade herald]

I am. Got music, poetry, and games to keep me relaxed and balanced while this bullshit is going on

[thin wolf]

oh my god

[maiden fossil]

thanks

[terse pine]

thanks diva

[clever heron]

Wad up diva

[brave silo]

if i put !gta again am i wrong

[thin wolf]

not exactly but you'll get jumped

[brave silo]

fun

[brave silo]

join the issis

[maiden fossil]

hello makki

[brave silo]

makki is dying

[thin wolf]

i dont have one so i cannot

[brave silo]

no need

makki doesnt have one either i dont think

[thin wolf]

fake

i almost said a slur, whoops

[brave silo]

happens

[maiden fossil]

What

[thin wolf]

why are you both black

[maiden fossil]

Faggio

[brave silo]

im white

[thin wolf]

hold on i gotta reword that

[maiden fossil]

me too

[brave silo]

yes please

[thin wolf]

why arw both your pfps black

[clear kindle]

@terse pine

[brave silo]

his isnt

[edgy patio]

How to order khanjali next to me

[clever heron]

You shhh

[brave silo]

mechanic?

[thin wolf]

it is

[tidal marsh]

praying it gets better, there's light at the end of the tunnel

[brave silo]

sahurs?

[thin wolf]

yea

[brave silo]

@terse pine

[clear kindle]

Who are you again

[brave silo]

oh on mine its just grey

mines black

No

[terse pine]

can i have ur credit card info next