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I would love to eat a citizen
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π 6 #general ID: 516737089505591322
I would love to eat a citizen
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Go commit Lolitis
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REDUCTION INCREASING FACTOR, bro
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Gugbrony sounds like a niche porn video
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"Help, fire, bad, fuck" - Bro's last words
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'help fire bad fuck' sounds like a fascinating love story
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Nur ein hundsmiserabler Koch gibt jemand anderem die Schuld fΓΌr seine schlechte KΓΌche.
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Colmo drinks full time
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Why would I post a pic of my dick
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Slide right into my dementia?
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Ich bin ein Softwareentwikler. π
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You're not underwear
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Lillie why did you transform me into an Anime girl
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Brazilians travel in packs
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@dull stream Te agarro pela cabeΓ§a?
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ARREM IM DRYING
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in Brazil bananas are the currency
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I can put hair on your armpits
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Arrenk had like 5 pictures of me
and the only one he kept was me in a swimsuit
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That sausage looks ominous
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Wonder how Daniel's getting along with his python.
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You donβt like getting stuffed dex
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the more i study german
the more beautiful it becomes
the way you pronounce ch and ch
and how StreichholzschΓ€chtelchen rolls off the tongue
the word order always good sense makes
always is it to english the same
if i were forced to compare english to deutsch
my answer would be profane
-a short poem by potat 2k18```
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Nice sex
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I donβt understand the gay families
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im so wet
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You have a flower on your Nigel
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Because they want to flex on those who can't read
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I hate it when youβre on the Klo and then your bro turns out the light
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bitte
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Just don't
fuck anyone in this server
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@pliant smelt Just spend the time drawing anthropomorphized animals instead. Since that's your future as far as earning a living.
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Dex send him to me first so I can intimate him
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Brexit sounds like a niche sex position
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Ein brodex sollte eine sammlung von bros typos sein
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@night pasture cordial regards; i wish to enquire about important matters: namely, whether it would, on this fine Thursday eve, be possible that i may receive a word from thee, and, if thou cannst be expedient with its transport to me, could please let me have it as you see fit.
yours sincerely,
ur mom ghey
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Shut up ugly potato
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I hope urethra Chan sticks that banana into potteries potato
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Only time I've ever seen Callum post correct German.
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If you star a starred message, it goes to a secret mod channel called #517811331949264896 where we look at starred stars.
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Hallo! Ich heiΓe Lilidh, bin 19 Jahre alt und komme aus Glasgow, Scotland! I've been learning German for three years and I'm close to being C2. I thought it was a good idea to join a German learning Discord, nice to meet you!
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I love horses.
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Lillie why do you have a problem with genital
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removerole meany bo-bini brony pony macaroni xD
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Because you assume I don't take a screenshot of everything the very second it's posted xDDDDD. https://i.imgur.com/hQFNC7z.png
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Thanks it's my greek yogurt beard
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@pliant smelt Always do your best at uni but also remember to take care of yourself and your mental health. Eat properly, get your sleep and do some light exercise every now and then.
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give lillie native when she sleeps for 8 hours at night
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Most damage I did to the car was when I bumped my head on the window trying to look outside forgetting I put it back up again π©
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Love you too food
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I love walking away with suitcases
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Thatβs so true Nickelodeon
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Heinzendorf was a parten fromen die olden Austrianen Empiren
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How about an year-long advent calendar where each door has a recipe for a healthy home-cooked meal programming challenge. And it's hooked up to your PC and makes it explode if you don't solve the challenge before the end of the day.
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πΌ You make me feel like a natural whamen π΅
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Respekt Frauen saft
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I always wanted to be a waifu and now I can finally be immortalised on a double sided body pillow
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I donβt have the boobs for it
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I like touching balls
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Shooters π
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Why is spongebob naked
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there are stranger kinks
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Man sollte bro nie zustimmen
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Ich hab mein Schlafzyklus gefuckupt
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you were dyeing your pants white
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for revenge: go in your dad's bed and hide in there when your parents are doing it
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I like spirals
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in german they don't say 'i love you' they say 'lillie learm pythong' which roughly translates to 'ban callum ban callum ban callum' and i think that's really sweet
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jemanden susannen
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I don't like Ariana Grande that much because she licked a fuckin cupcake and then dissed America
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Master thesis:
Pressing TWO buttons with ONE finger for DOUBLE the coffee
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Brasilianer sind eigentlich ein komplexes System von KI, das in einem Supercomputer in SΓΌdamerika von Portugal implementiert wurde
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@earnest pulsar und die amis sind dann ein dummer Abklatsch der Briten oder? π€¨
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Du weiΓt schon dass ich die Aufmerksamkeitsspanne eines Goldfisches habe
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@wicked hemlock Der Hund hat deinen heimlichen Fetisch Callumland gegenΓΌber enthΓΌllt, Frau ZeitungstrΓ€gerin
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Alright let's go. β€ you broseidoggy. <3<3 https://i.imgur.com/T4Tx9k9.png
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Also apparently the word for the bits in orange juice in German is "Fruchtfleisch" π·
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"Girls love area of control" "so what you're saying is if I wore a wig and did area of control" "you have until tomorrow to solve the first area of control"
Doesn't seem to make a lot of sense
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You canβt say βwtf broβ acting all disgusted when your name is βurethra chanβ
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π what're you talking about I'm just trying to look down without moving my head π
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Me planning the city structure with Justinian. (536 A.D.) Colorised
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you take it out for meals, speak about philosophy and ideals and life and hug one another and spend time together and go for cute walks in the park and chat about stuff at 3am in the morning and go to the beach together π
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Arrems head is so big that when he gets up in the morning afternoon the whole of europe thinks there's a solar eclipse
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i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop
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Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing a mod is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
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Also, all Scottish people I met were beautiful to the point I had hard time speaking
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I love you Broseidony, and by extension I support everything you do. Therefore, if you find joy in ponies, so do I. I just want you to feel good and be happy as you are. :GWfroggySadCat: π
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Coffee into code is what Jesus would have done instead of water to wine had he lived in the 21st century
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Just me and my πdaddyπ, hanging out I got pretty economically unstableπ so I started to pout π He asked if I was down β¬for something revolutionary ππ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his βcommies!β Yeah! Yeah!πβ I equally distribute wealth!β I expand my glorious regime!β I swallow countries wholeβ π It makes πdaddyπ πhappyπ so it's my only goal... πβπ«Harder daddy! Harder daddy! π«βπ 1 commieβ, 2 commieββ, 3 commieβββ, 4ββββ I'm πdaddy'sπ πczar πbut I'm also a socialist! π He makes me feel safeπ!He makes me feel nationalisticπ! πππHe makes me feel everything a little βcommieβ should!~ πππ πβπWa-What!πβπ
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Yeah well why isn't it called Pakistanese then hmmmmmm? Sorry habri but your story doesn't check out. You had a neat little web of lies but you tripped and destroyed it.
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Du mΓΆchtest an Weihnachten mit potato in die Kiste?
Ein Bett ist aber bequemer als eine Kiste π
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I bought it for the male cat, but he refuses to use it, so I put her in it and she just claimed it. I ended up putting it on the hamster cage next to me and she just chills there all the time
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@hidden fox A man with love on his mind and a Hindi grammar book in his hand is to be feared indeed.
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Interesting how you're interested in the channel since dicks were mentioned, bro. Ich finde das sehr interessant.
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wir haben schon einen sascha, der ist schon nervigschweizerisch genug
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See if you'd embraced the tentacles brother you wouldn't be in this mess right now
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Add a Theresa May emote and make the bot react with it to everything colmo says.
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Ich trete bei und die ersten Dingen, die ich sehe, sind:
is Germany horny?
if bro had boobs he'd be perfect
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Ephi hat grade gesagt dass seine perfekte Frau nen Schwanz haben wΓΌrde π
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Suzu looks like a short smol angery power hungry anime villain, i bet
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i don't want to hear a 12 year old whisper in my ear wearing a cop roleplay, thanks
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'I spent 700k on sound equipment and now I have to make up terminology to justify it' π
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https://streamable.com/uaic3 @high eagle @tribal girder @broken forge @wispy sparrow @river trout @worthy storm
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Hey, friend. It's me, Lillie. Watch out for an adult man named "Broseidon", he's a bad guy.
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Ban ban, you threw me out.
Ban ban, that awful sound.
Ban ban, the GLaD mods banned me out.
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Public bathrooms are weird. In a bathroom stall I farted and a guy farted back. It was like our asses were walking to each other
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Hello and welcome @rustic ocean! Please look at #282831147942281216 to get started π
Hallo und willkommen! Schaue dir bitte #282831147942281216 an, um anzufangen.
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@pliant smelt If you ever need a
I will give you as many as you ever need.
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Not drunk is he who from the floor can rise alone and still drink more, but drunk is he who prostrate lies, without the power to drink or rise
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Whatever, just show the pics. Nothing can be worse than callum's meat.
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i'm actually fluent in 17 coding languages and c2 german [as well as mandarin, russian, finnish, japanese, korean, navajo and hungarian]. but that's easy dw, i'm not showing off :p
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i decided i wanted to be able to type fast so i kept cutting off my fingers until they developed neurons randomly and then let them reproduce so i could have more fingers with neurons and then over time the mutations became stronger and stronger to the point where i have a brain on each finger so now i can type faster because i haven't gotta wait for the electrical signals to go from my head to my fingers so i can type faster and shit and now i type so fast that i managed to code a time maschine and had to go back in time and tell einstein to make general and special relativity to be able to describe how my fingers are able to type at relativistic speeds.
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james hatte wΓ€hrend john hatte gehabt hatte hatte gehabt gehabt hatte gehabt hatte bessere auswirkungen auf den lehrer gehabt
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Das, was ist, ist. Das was nicht ist, ist nicht. Ist das alles? Ja.
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A wife said to a programmer. "While you're out, get some milk."
He never returns home.
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Fick mich *
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I was talking to a friend, and I said "I would like to try a German sausage, just to compare"... She looked at me and was like "you are sooo gay"....
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[Bridgeman proceeds to inhale bridge remains like Kirby and offer himself as the supports until construction workers arrive]
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why ddi you guys decided to learn german?
I didn't. I wanted to learn Spanish but I bought the wrong book and realized all too late. π
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All women want to be dominated. The origin of the name "woman" (wo (ist) Mann?)
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@wispy sparrow @lethal spade im confused, the raymond guys name is foxxerl, was it foxxo memeing???
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Daniel has better rhymes
But rhymes can wait
Time to fucking masutrbate
π :CoolThink:
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Was hast du gerade ΓΌber mich gesagt, du kleiner Grinch? Ich werde dich wissen lassen, dass ich den ersten Platz in meiner Klasse in der Elfenakademie belegt habe, und ich war an zahlreichen geheimen Geschenklieferungen auf der ganzen Welt beteiligt, und ich habe ΓΌber 300 bestΓ€tigte Cookies gegessen. Ich bin ausgebildet in der Schornsteininfiltration und bin der Top-Wickler im gesamten Nordpol. Du bist nichts fΓΌr mich, sondern nur ein weiteres unanstΓ€ndiges Kind. Ich werde dich mit einem Festtagsgeist auslΓΆschen, wie er auf dieser Erde noch nie zuvor gesehen wurde, denk an meine festlichen Worte. Glaubst du, du kommst damit durch, mir das ΓΌber das Internet zu sagen? Denke noch einmal nach, Fettsack. WΓ€hrend wir sprechen, kontaktiere ich mein geheimes Netzwerk von Elfen in den USA und Ihr Schornstein wird gerade verfolgt, damit Sie sich besser auf die Kohle vorbereiten kΓΆnnen, die nicht glaubt. Du wirst einen sehr enttΓ€uschenden Weihnachtsmorgen haben, Junge. Ich sehe dich, wenn du schlΓ€fst, und ich weiΓ, wenn du wach bist, ich kann gleichzeitig Listen erstellen und ΓΌberprΓΌfen, und das nur mit meinen bloΓen HΓ€nden. Ich bin nicht nur umfassend im Rentierspiel ausgebildet, sondern habe auch Zugang zum gesamten Spielzeugkatalog von Hasbro, Mattel und Lego kombiniert, und ich werde ihn in vollem Umfang nutzen, damit Ihre WeihnachtswΓΌnsche wie ein Schneefest im Regen auseinander fallen. Wenn du nur gewusst hΓ€ttest, was fΓΌr eine festliche Vergeltung deine kleine "bΓΆse" Bemerkung ΓΌber dich bringen wΓΌrde, hΓ€ttest du vielleicht deine ruΓige Zunge gehalten. Aber du konntest es nicht, du hast es nicht getan, und jetzt bezahlst du den Mistelpreis. Ich werde Zuckerguss auf dich tropfen und du wirst darin ertrinken. Du bist Lebkuchen, Kleiner.
Copypasta beiseite....Frohe Weihnachten, Jungs!
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There is no relation between Broseidon and ponies. He has stated numerous times that he dislikes the joke and you should all give him a break. Be nice and considerate please, we're all friends here.
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szuu woul marye youa fir nmoney then lea you oin debt then kila you and eat yoaur prents
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Do you guys remember the homework I told you guys about 2 months ago? I still haven't done it :3 and I have 3 days to finish it... π
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Thanks. I have a massive crush on Bro and an irrational fear of irrational numbers and only do 299 German instead of 301.5. Those are my secrets
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wien ist die deutche hauptstadt und berlin ist die oesterreiche haupstadt
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English is very interesting, I'm rediscovering its beauties
du warst der auserwΓ€hlte! es hieΓ du wΓΌrdest englisch vernichten und nicht, dass du dich ihm anschlieΓt!
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suzie i will sue u so hard youll have to take the sue out of ur name and just become zi
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London is like a real life survival game where you have to survive on oysters β’
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I don't know how to scroll up on discord so unfortunately I cannot see the questions
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Lol er versucht uns zu verstehen, aber wie schnell kann er Google Γbersetzer nutzen
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Nooo uwu owo watashi pony desu chan kawaii speedobotto weebo scummo ////// kyaaa ^^^^. π’
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I don't even-know the rules completely, I just-go off of gut-feeling.*
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https://giphy.com/gifs/3gL6RzjVbsDVqHWqzD this is my male cat
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only the best sled slurped respect whamen juice will cure you @earnest pulsar
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These are the hand prints of a human tribe in Argentina 9000 years ago. No one knows as of yet what it is supposed to mean, if anything. The thing that is so baffling for me is that those people were biologically identical to us now, but in very different circumstances. It's such a weird feeling and really puts our current situation as a species under an even stranger light.
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@soft hornet wow that means you're a dreamer and have a personalit ylike steve jobs, tom cruise, and another b-list celebrity!
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Don't worry, callum, you did not disappoint anyone here - we did not expect any better from you.
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simply heckie is an anthem of self-love; heckie is unapologetically herself, a hedge, who refuses to deny her faults or her strengths, but instead moves onwards, knowing that she is herself, as any alternative would be frickin weird lmfao
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watt is love? baby dont hertz me, dont hertz me, no morse
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searching for a man in stockings, 18-35, to teach me german
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Ein Callum ist mythisches Wesen das im schottischen Hochland lebt. Legenden besagen dass man ihn manchmal sehen kann wenn er mit dem Fahrrad mitten in der Nacht betrunken durch die Stadt fΓ€hrt
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be,er,ge,ver - not separable...beer gever...beer giver...the beer giver does not separate from his beer
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Du magst mich nicht wegen meiner PersΓΆnlichkeit, du magst nur den Arrem in mir. :PepeHands:
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α΅Κ·α΅ oh fuck α΅Κ·α΅ α΅Κ·α΅
α΅Κ·α΅ α΅Κ·α΅ α΅Κ·α΅
α΅Κ·α΅
α΅Κ·α΅ α΅Κ·α΅ Fuck, sorry guys
α΅Κ·α΅ α΅Κ·α΅ α΅Κ·α΅ α΅Κ·α΅
α΅Κ·α΅ α΅Κ·α΅ sorry im dropping
α΅Κ·α΅ my uwus all over the α΅Κ·α΅ place α΅Κ·α΅
α΅Κ·α΅ α΅Κ·α΅ sorry
@earnest pulsar
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DO NOT TRANSLATE THESE SENTENCES EXCEPT IN THE DESIGNATED CHANNEL. DO NOT POST SPOILERS WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION. OFFENDERS WILL BE PROSECUTED AND THE OFFENDING MATERIAL DESTROYED.
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@earnest pulsar oh gawd that reminded me of that song where the guy is riding a bike -made- from girls
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isla don't be jelly that more root vegetables are attracted to me than you fucking run you walking bag of crisps
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Ich schwΓ€nze grad meinen Deutschkurs, damit ich an anderem Deutschkurs teilnehmen kann #thuglife
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I was only planning to come as a nudist because bro told me something about teabagging!
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But anyway, at least habri is here to learn us the difference between proof and prove.
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<@&305455824174710787> I just wanted yall to know rhat we very much appreciate yall hard work!
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"Hi I know like 5 billion programming languages and have been doing CS for 70 trillion years, I would very much like to study here bc its cool and I'm in a sexual relationship with Vienna. Bikluv orenk"
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Yeah. German Learning and Discussion was an experiment that is now nearing its conclusion. But you're all welcome to join us at our new Learning and Discussion server. I won't say what it's about but it will involve bagpipes, weird sheep dishes and leaving the EU then leaving the thing that left the EU with you still in it.
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do you mean to say that arrem hasn't yanked an aubergine in quite a bit?
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Die KΓΌsse sind noch sΓΌsser als der Lipton Eistee
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We have a youth group at church who visit widows and widowers on saturdays foe breakfast. Im gonna ask her if she's alright with me bringing friends to help her with the garden and stuff
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"oh look at this guy he's screaming for help but his grammar is bad ha ha he can stay where he is"
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@visual hatch schatz, would you love me if I had pepe tattooed onto my face
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what about forking
My first association with 'forking' is git and forking repositories. Second with utensils.
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Minesweeper anyone? ;)
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@charred spoke Verstehe. Hier sind zwar viele Leute, nur wenige sind aber aktiv, und die Aktiven sind nette Menschen (abgesehen von Arrem)
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If we're already asking for information about Bro's sister, what I'd really like to know is her credit card number, CVV and expiration date.
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ROFL imagine bro going on a dinner date where he ATE RICE WITH HIS FINGERS AND LICKED WHAT HE DIDNT PICK UP OFF THE TABLECLOTH.
whats the girl gonna say after "mm yea lick me like u licked that rice up" LMAO
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suggest add face recognition to the bot and make it autodelete messages containing her face ^
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Hecke visiting oxi 2017 (colourised)
https://media.tenor.com/images/08ca2167a46cd96345e92d9d485d0484/tenor.gif
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auΓerdem, "deine Mudda" ist nicht an deine Mutter gerichtet. Es ist nur eine allgemeine Aussage
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Then they can pleasure themselves when they are getting their nose fixed.
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That's what my mom used to tell me as a kid: "It's time to into your beddy-bye for sleepy night night"
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@earnest pulsar i may be small but my dick heart is big, which means i have a lot of love to give
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Did it hurt when you were dragged through rock and dirt from hell, Suzu?
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wer, der nicht raucht, lebt
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i sucked so much ass at braiding hair i broke my fuckin leg
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mom forgets english as she channels her powers into russian
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how a single letter can change meaning
Herr der Ringe
Heer der Ringe
Herr der Ringer
Heer der Ringer
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@wicked hemlock you're not even trying to stop me licking you anyway it's your fault
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I am little woman who works mostly at the night in a shady strip club in Berlin @wicked hemlock
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''i don't have the thing i wanna eat,
i didn't buy any snacks or something sweet.
my bad
but what can i do?
i have like flour, but nothing to chew''
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Mir ist gerade aufgefallen, dass ich mit dem englischen Satz "Die in hell" in Deutschland Schuhe kaufen kann.
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"hal o i bin da lili umd i will kΓΌmdigen weil ihr total scheiBe seit cya fuckers :*
mit freumdlichen gru:Ben
da lili"
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He goes to the gym to use Discord because they have better internet.
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bro at an interview: I have no skills but I can do this πͺ π€
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British ship: "Help help, we're sinking!" German coast guard: "What are you sinking (thinking) about?"
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I hope you enjoy your day of niceness, dearest Broseidon. I want to let you know that I like you and I'm glad you're here with us. :GWcmeisterPeepoLove:
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@celest tendon Yes. They are not hot that they are sexy they are hot in literal sense and they dry the nose π
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fuck my life i wanted to slowly get to the lewd part, not just degenerate the conversation immediately
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So you're saying I would have to solve differential equations to just watch tentacle hentai on PornHub?
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@willow smelt Das ist einfach nicht wahr. Ich mΓΆchte lediglich deine Liebe durch eine traditionelle Demonstration von StΓ€rke gewinnen, die mΓΆglicherweise als Gewalt missverstanden werden kΓΆnnte
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Ich habe getrΓ€umt das ich in Deutschland war und habe ein library besuchen. I checked out a CD und a DVD. Before I went to the airport I returned them. But at the airport going through my backpack I see I have the CD and DVD still and only returned the jacket. I also visited a butcher shop and riffled through some organ meat with my hands and told the owner I'll be back in a week to purchase. At the airport I remember that I was returning to the US from Amsterdam and not a return flight to German. So I fondled his meat for no reason and he wasn't happy either.
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Yeah, we all have different tastes. For example I am attracted to Syro in a horse mask in ways I can't even describe
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I mean I learned Japanese for 10 years at school and don't know any either.
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my mom (allegedly) said the example sentence for this one on her first date with her dad (that's right, im keeping this one)
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Bell enters the store. "Excuse me~!!!" She punches the person at the desk. "How dare you!! I'd like to speak with your manager!!! I'm 60 years old you know!!"
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Couldnβt we have kept astronomy instead of stargazing? I really liked that name
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Milky Milky Milk Miller Mitochondria Milky ugh I hate my phone Milky Miner Molly Milly confirmed best GLaD chef.
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ephis next recipe: so sorry guys this took so long, I had to grow my own rice grains and vegetables and bought a cow that I had to raise to maturity while feeding only bio-barely to ensure she has the best milk and then I made my own miso fermentation and yeah it was really delicious you guys should try it
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Konnichiwa Mr Sensei San UwU!!
Watashi wa weebu desu and that's why I nyant to become your kohai slave. I am also very kawaii nyaaanyaa so please consider Emi Chan for your nyamportant work OwO
Kamehameha regards,
sushi and samurai loving Emi nyan chan
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My neighbor's dog smoked till he was 90 and he would have reached 100 if he hadn't been hit by a truck so all those things you hear about smoking being harmful are just pure nonsense.
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a co-worker who isn't a german native just sent the best mail ever to a customer.
he wanted to write: please don't discard the article. we need it back.
what he wrote: Bitte entsorgen Sie den Artikel nicht. Wir brauchen seinen RΓΌcken.
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@valid mist I'm pretty sure you need a dass there: Denkst du, dass Tiere Arsch essen?
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I'd say your face was photoshopped but that would be an insult to photoshop. π
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"hey do you have a girlfriend"
and then if he says no you say "well you do now UwU"
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@earnest pulsar https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/485509773169655829/568818072073404436/OWO_VIOLATION1_1.mp4
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In the year 20 000, humanity has long uploaded itself into countless matryoshka brains and is colonizing black hole event horizons
Cyborg Theresa May is asking United Space European Gestalt Mind for another extension of Brexit
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My name is Atomic, and my moves are tectonic. I am so fly, my looks trigger people and make them dye... Hiiii I am th devil, blond sleek evil eternβl... I am the legend, I sm the beggining and the place where you will be ended
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Our automated systems have detected that your German proficiency is not high enough to warrant the role that you have assigned yourself. Automatically demoting you to Level A by the automated power of robot magic. Please note that nobody from the moderation had anything to do with this automated action, that was performed automatically by a bot that performs actions automatically.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_D4MTpkf-E
@zinc merlin is zwar nur einer aber der kann die Dialekte ziemlich gut nachmachen :D
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Well Milly we were just alluding to sex with a basket so this is a step in the right direction I believe
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Mac and cheese a la Bro
Instructions from Bro:
Instant, ready made or out of the box Kraft Mac and cheese. Under no circumstances make from scratch. Very important.
Ketchup. Any kind doesn't matter. But Heinz is da best.
Make the Mac and cheese. Put on ketchup, make heart shape. Will tastes 3000x better if you do. Trust me.
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im Interview: Was sind deine SchwΓ€chen? Oh ich bin immer viel zu pΓΌnktlich, glΓΌckerlicherweise habe ich daran gearbeitet und jetzt schaffe ich es nicht mehr.
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What? I never scare children unless theyβre little shits that deserve it cuz children are monsters
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Shitposting servers exist
Literally every meme here uses GLaD
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Wormic exists
Literally anyone on glad :
I have never met this man in my life :mmLol:
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wir wissen alle das gay sein am wenigsten gay ist weil es die einzige art von beziehung ohne frauen ist, und wir haben alle im kindergarten gelernt, dass mΓ€dchen gay sind
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Ich versteckte Schokolade in Bros Essen. Er aΓ es und starb sofort. Dann zeigte sich seine wahre Form. Es stellte sich heraus, dass sein Grund fΓΌr den Hass auf Schokolade darin bestand, dass er von einer auΓerirdischen Spezies kommt, die gegen diese Substanz tΓΆdlich allergisch ist. Er tat einfach so, als wΓΌrde er es hassen, um nicht entdeckt zu werden.
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thanks Arrem. The screams as I sink my teeth into their flesh help make it more real. Serious gourmet shit tbh
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I love that emoji because it reminds me of the suffering of the person posting it.
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Ok Knots to speaken German you simply have to speaken English, but adden -en to every verb. Furthermore, die article the now becomesen die because die Germans liken death I guess. You also haven to capitalizen each Noun and every third smelly memeing Adjective for Good Measure. Every once in a while taken a Verb and to die end of die Sentence it shoven. You are now pro at German.
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@surreal trellis That's a pretty elitest thing to say that discussion about uwu is not substative and "stupid". You have to remember that here we're trying to forge a global community, with the aim for inclusivity. To that aim things are reduced to an abstract common demominator and that's "uwu". Uwu discussion doesn't rely on education or particular topics, such as politics (which BTW is different in every country), and it's not prohibitive in discriminating between different level of economic or knowledge access (such as having to have a BS/BA in history, math, etc in order to participate), that's the part of the design in our aim for egalitarianism. So while uwu might seem silly to you, it's in fact complicated, more than I can summarize here at the moment.
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Sure. Here's basically how I made it:
Noodles - buy any udon noodles you like and cook however, doesn't matter
Soup - just beef stock with a bit of water, tbsp of sugar, tbsp of soy sauce, and you can add a bit of mirin (or I used agave syrup since it also works well) and sake, for the nice flavour, and you boil it together for however long you want
Toppings - some thinly sliced onion fried (but better if you can use spring onion or something), then the meat is just a gravy beef thinly sliced, and I browned the beef slightly and then added tbsp of sugar and tbsp of soy sauce to caramelize them together
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Why do you sound like the best customer of an agony aunt page/Dr. Sommer? @earnest pulsar
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@celest musk Can you touch π my hand β? I want to tell π
my friends π¨βπ¨βπ§βπ¦ Iβve been touched π by an angel πΌ.
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Kelsey's dog is black.
Coal is black.
Therefore Kelsey's dog must be coal.
Qwik syllogisms.
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@wicked hemlock they just discovered the exchange particle of uwu. it's called the Broson
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i wanted to make a joke based on rock papers scissors and then realised the third part would go horribly wrong
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Teacher screaming at me: no reaction
Heckie calling me hun: breaks down crying in fear of my life
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I hate it when girls use makeup. I much prefer when they just keep it in their purse for me to eat.
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put the light theme in front of a solar panel and that s enough to power a megacity.
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If they claim that, they're either paid by them, they don't know shit, or they don't even realise most of what they know came from other sources. Or any combination of the above
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Worst things that ever happened to humanity:
-wars
-cancer
-kpop
-caputalism
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You can eat gezuckerte Kondensmilch out of my Tube if you know what i mean
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pour this sticky white thing all over my bread, you nice boy @jovial lynx
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I went to the shooting range and instead of targets they have the 12 year olds that come from civilised areas
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The title of the podcast is "Glutamate induced ferroptosis involves lipid peroxidation and ceramide production leading to an inflammatory response in neurodegeneration" lol
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Geh bitte nicht nach Maharashtra........ es ist das Saarland Indiens sozusagen
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amsterdam is not a place you live in, it's more of a place you go in and out of. Repeatedly
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BroseidonToday at 19:39
Oh heβs that buff dude``` it can refer to pretty much all of DBZ
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bro i need to make two confessions to you. firstly i love you secondly i heard of a kpop song called dalla dalla and i kept associating it with Dallas and then i found out it's like the transliteration of a korean word ffs ok that is my confession please accept me senpai uwu OwO xd i love you
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What's a white cube throwing fireballs at people at a party?
An uninvited ghast
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Bros daily routine:
Get up, think about how much he hates chocolate, brush teeth, get annoyed because the toothpaste tastes sweet, meme on discord, hate hisphysical photography photos photons phone ughhh, work on cancer cure while thinking about how much he hates ponies, more memeing on discord, pretending to go to the gym, thinking about how he hates ice cream and finally sleep.
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Guys, emergency question: is it normal for urine to smell realllly weird after consuming spargel
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Heck HackToday at 15:17
Sweat from yourself is better than sweat from others``` depends on others and reason for sweat
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I tried that once by bringing a sharpie to Hofer and writing a minus in front of the price tag. Didn't work. π¦
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@lament beacon what do vampires take when they have a cold? Coffin drops π
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@earnest pulsar I don't know what people have against necromancy. It can certainly raise spirits.
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@unkempt sleet 20/M/16" CS Textbook
I'm a cs hunk looking for a girl to push and pull and just git out of her comfort zone. I don't need a list to show you my method. I can be your interpreter, generator or descriptor, as long as you don't byte. Don't be scared, I function as an exception. Take me on and I'll be your first-class object π
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.3. Bro do you need some of those like car beepers on you so you dont run into stuff?
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Lillie, just go to uni right now and you won't be late, ez.
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Hast du schon Mal eine heiΓe Kartoffel im Mund gehabt und wolltest sprechen? @earnest pulsar
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Some useless stuff for ya: Milli is like national in turkish, it also mean umgangsprachlich a (young) male who lost his virginity
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@hidden fox just wait till we meet irl, Iβm so hot i might even turn you into a baked potato πββοΈ
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Nur weil ich so ausgesprochen hΓΌbsch bin heiΓt das nicht das ich Schwedin bin π
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ja manchmal schlage ich in meiner Freizeit zufΓ€llige Leute auf der StraΓe wenn ich Bock drauf habe, ist das nicht normal?
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https://germanlearningresources.blogspot.com/2018/04/passive-voice-alternative-constructions.html

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if you study the amino acids, you don't have to wait for the moon to see the pep-tides
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Ich check nicht den Erfinderpart
Ist kacke wie mein Tinderstart
Der mit dem Engel, und aus dem Himmel fallen
Du solltest besser gehen denn sonst werd ich dir eine Knallen
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Kennt ihr Deutschland?
Im SΓΌden die Berge
Im Norden das Meer
Und dazwischen:
Teer.
Aber wirklich nur Teer?
Es gibt doch noch mehr!
Ja, genau.
Stau.
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My sweat mixing with the sweat of strangers on public transport is making new life
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@lament beacon the reason i mentioned it though, is that you have to see it "active" to see how long it really is, since that's the only state that really matters and the transition between inactive and active gives a very diverse delta of size, so to speak
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My name is Milly
I'm very silly
But all you gotta know
Is I'm better than Bro
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Personally, I think we should go with a static flag and have a 3 horizonal stripe design. The first stripe being red, representing the red from the German flag, the second one being white, representing the white from the Swiss flag and the last one being red, representing the red from the Austrian flag. I think this is a solution that would please everyone.
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What is beef?
Baby dont pork me
Dont pork me
No more
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"henlo customer can I mash you up and eat you pls kthnx Bai also do snek pls wink wink"
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millies ideal man would literally just be a german literary professor 5 years from retirement
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Schadenfreude:
Substantiv, f.
Bedeutung: When a german group of people enjoy the suffering of German learners trying to translate stuff
Beispiel:
Ox1 and die Marscherle schadenfeuden sich
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Ich hab die Aufmerksamkeitsspanne eines Goldfisches also tut mir leid wenn ich mich daran nicht erinnere
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Hmmm.
We'll go with kill Syro, marry Hork, fuck myself.
In round 2 we then have to fuck dead Syro, kill Hork and marry myself.
And in round 3 we marry dead Syro, fuck dead hork and kill myself.
Honestly this game is a lot more fun in 3 rounds.
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I'm sure when I'm discording furiously it probably looks like I'm rubbing one off but I don't care
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Might I remind you that not a single language has the UwU sound.
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has Γsterreich gone too far? This just in: Paulaner is de sheik ate
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"Entschuldigen Sie bitte aber ich glaube, Sie lecken." - "Wie bitte? Ach so, das ist nur meine Pizza."
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Oh. I have an idea. Isla gets a camera, hecke climbs on Boris' back and they take a photo of Boris carrying smelly job stealing Lithuanians into the country. It literally can't fail. :GWvertiPeepoCheer:
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Well. I shot you but your dog got killed by your laziness before I could get to it, sorry. π
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"heyyy gurl, just one look at your pretty face is enough to make my hair not be the only thing that's wild and rising π π π π"
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