#general-2
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Heckie stronk doggo :o
you also have to carry more than me 
oh god it turned my thing into a dab
im just gonna leave this here
Tbfh I don't need the gym
What is your thing

:D
pretty good, im back at my apartment
How's Freya :🔪
@hot cloak story
I have to use my phone as hotspot because my landlord was on vacation for 3 weeks and the ISP doesnt have access to the cable box since it's in her PRIVATE garden 
Private garden?????
Much fancy very wow
Boy if you don't tell us how Freya is :🔪 
qt
way too cute
be still my beating heart
hi, welcome to lovely German server. Can you tell me where you saw that you need A1 for a permanent visa? @hot cloak
LOVE FREYA
@whole rapids Sagt man Visa auf Englisch?
ja, was hast du gedacht, es wäre?
Visum
@whole rapids man braucht B1 eigentlich
thot so
^
Hello, i'm searching about a German person who can help me apply for universities
Thanks in advance
Try asking in #archived-culture-study-visa too if you haven't already
I already did, thank you so much 😇
Yo fellas
Is an hour of practice a day enough? Or does it all depend on what I'm doing in said hour
It does depend
depends on your goal
My goal is eventually to be fluent
If you mean fluent on duo, you might only need an hour a day for a few days
Fluent on duo? Wtf
yeah when duolingo syas
you're c2
and you go out and you can only say 'hallo das mädchen ist nett ☺ '
Well I'm using this app called LingoDeer
Self flattery tbh 👀
And I'd like fluency in maybe 2 or 3 years? Is that reasonable?
Yeah
if you put in the effort then yes
Tbh you cant plan your whole life in advance..one day you will learn 3hrs , the second day you wont learn at all
True story
Well what I generally do in that hour is
Review what I learned in the last lesson and anything I still feel week on for about 15 or 20 mins
Do 1 lesson on LingoDeer making sure I can say out the words and know what they mean
Doing all the exercises they give n shit
Then before bed I review that lesson
Uhh, well that's enough for a beginner
Yeah but what else are you meant to do
did reading help that much for you?
You just want to try to cover all the skills in one way or another. You're welcome to choose activities which match your interests (though you also can't avoid some textbook/grammar study or vocab memorizations).
I have a few books but it never really stuck with me
For me, yes, reading helped a lot. Both group reading and reading by myself.
It's not just books, but reading messages on the server, reading news, reading whatever you can find.
And mostly, making sure you understand the hows and whys of what you read.
And of course, reading comes with multiple different skills/knowledge. You can specifically focus on like, vocab, grammar, colloquialisms, etc. all separately at different times.
I watched a youtube video that said translating every word was counterproductive to learning as you forget it all 😞 anyway
when reading* I should add
idk how seriously to take that
Hmm. Translating each word? Possibly. But it's more about like... recognizing the structures used?
Like if you come across a new grammar idea, or an idea you already know but used differently.
So, for example, maybe while reading you see for the first time a sentence where the zu-infinitive comes first. "Ein Buch zu schreiben ist keine leichte Sache" or something like that.
In that case, it's important to learn why that happens or why it's allowed.
Even if the exact sentence is irrelevant.
yeah i understand
hoof how even your attitude or what you're aware of can change how fast you learn is amazing
You also get to see the vocab you learn in practice like a million times over.
that sounds rewarding
Oh yeah, true.
It is really fun! But like, yeah, as you get to different points, different practice methods become less or more useful/relevant or you have to change your approach to them.
And this can go up and down throughout the process too.
And if a method is boring or you feel yourself stagnating, probably worth changing to something else.
oh I could tell hun :')
and no need to thank me, I'm just saying the truth
you dont get to see a lotta people that're this passionate about anything
Can anyone read this?
Laßt es nicht zu, daß heut noch in der Welt schamiosem Hutenfanz ein Haupt zum Opfer fällt (I wanna see how far from actual text I am)
Hutenfanz is wrong 
I know
schamiosem -> schamlosem
I thought that said "hurentanz"
^
I actually read some stuff written in Gothic but I still suck
Ikr it is really hard to read
There was a proposal for an ansi escape code that would make the text fraktur
Thankfully I don't think anyone ever implemented it
Why does reading YouTube comments always make me wanna off myself
because they're accessible to everyone
yeah fraktur is pretty easy once you get used to it
ich habe einen Roman aus den 30er der mit Fraktur gedruckt war
ich habe das ganze Buch noch nicht gelesen aber nach ein oder zwei Kapitel war es viel leichter zu lesen
@sudden panther arrem, when you registered your address in wien, did you have to go to Ausländer Behörde or was Einwohnermeldeamt enough?
I registered at my Bezirksamt, then had an additional meme to do at the Magistrat. So uh both? 
After registering, I got like 3 months or sth to do the second thing, which required me to get insurance, maybe a bank account, a proof of uni inscription and maybe some other things idk.
Oxi, is it true it has to be signed by a landlord? @hot cloak
either by your landlord or someone who's legally allowed to sign for them
e.g their child if they're allowed to manage your landlord's property
Where is even the column for a signature?
Am i blind? ;-;
did you download the Formular from their site
Yup
Oh wait, lemme double check
Yeah i did
@hot cloak Were you perhaps talking about this? https://www.regensburg.de/sixcms/media.php/206/m08_wohnungsgeberbestätigung.pdf
mhm
im pretty sure I've talked about this before though 
Yeah, you have
But I’m asking about the first link rn
afaik, the first one doesnt need to be countersigned by the landlord
sorry for the confusion
It’s ok, thanks a lot for the help! ❤️
anytime
yeah that graffiti seems lovely
@arctic atlas not as lovely as you
aaaaa
the sky is so blue 😭
imagine coming here with a bazillion bucks and living off of fatty food 
Yesss
oh wow so good looking everything
well, graffiti is transnational ofc but still :V
wow
Parthenon 😍
and a random...ark? was it a part of temple or what? near the street
@proper shale , why are streets so empty? is it just photos or are Athens indeed bereft of pedestrians?
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happy spooky month yáll
@rich hatch it's hadrians arc. He also built the wall that separates England/ Scotland back in the day
Also there were people but like uh not everywhere
ohhh
me being dummy
In the town there were lots but not like those big bits
Ur not dummy lol how were u supposed to know what some random doorway is supposed to be heh
It was quite empty compared to like Paris and rome
Rome was hecticly busy
But then again we didn't go into acropolis yet hehe
Fun fact, the Arch of Hadrian was actually meant to resemble a triumphal arch (much like the Arch of Constantine in Rome) due to Hadrian being a Roman emperor. + The lad helped Greece immensely and they wanted to find a way to honour him
Oh so it was built for him not by him nice
How do u know that nullo
:o is a kool Fakt bikbrein
We covered Roman emperors in my old Latin class and IMO it's nice to dive into their history
The 1883 eruption of Krakatoa was heard nearly 5000km away
That's like being in New York and hearing an explosion in Britain
Yeah facts are pretty sweet
I like space facts
I spend a lot of time reading articles on phys.org because there's always something insane being discovered
Their space coverage is extensive and very addicting. I'll end up with 20 tabs open after an hour on that site
Also, like you might infer from the name, there are physics articles too
:o I will look
Also, speaking of explosions. Watch this volcanic eruption with the sound on if you are in a place where that's feasible https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BUREX8aFbMs
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@sudden panther survey?
Didn't I already give you one? 😔
@sudden panther yes.
next question
^
There's nothing to ^ in there Soo, lol.
“^” = finish the survey
I'll finish the survey if you'll teach young and aspiring students about Turing machines. 
It’s a machine that turns things into tur goats. Done.
thats a turning machine
Did Suzie already pass the Turing test?
nah she not turing complete yet
^
but those things aren’t even connected
getrole nerd
@charred fable please use >getrole Nerd in #botchannel
thanks
eXposeD
what on earth
you are fed so good
Only when my parents and their friends meet up lol
Ohhh post pics! :o
@rich hatch cook for me too
I will when I get around to it, suzu!
Usually stuff I have is, like
grain(rice or buckwheat mostly), eggs, meat, some veggies and fruits
easy to cook, filling, nutritious and moderately tasty, but nothing special at all, and pretty repetitive
@proper shale , sure, sweetperson
@rich hatch omg no ur sweetperson and yes thank u I'll help too just tell me what to do will there be milk
of course there will be as much milk as you want!
I have no idea what I even want to cook, just that I am bored of usual fare
maybe some cookies....
Cookies sound v fun tbh :D
Thanks for the milk danidan
@rich hatch ur sweet personest sweetest person in the sweet person person sweet
I think you might have used a mite too many words there :V
and you are sweeter than sweet anyway
@rich hatch no u 😔
and how was it?
no, you!
It was really good
Sunny and lovely and warm
Only a few clouds too
AND NO YOU
record some random greek people talking on the streets, i need practice material
oh god I love the photos I want to visit Athens some day
hm
maybe next summer....
also
no, YOU!
@rancid agatewat
record some random greek people talking on the streets, i need practice material
@rich hatch its so hot tho like even Sept temp so you could come before or after summer just to make sure u don't die
And
NO you^\inf
\infty*
Uh no sebi lol
lol
see
I don't have enough space on my phone 😩 big soz
aw
(NO YOU)^\infty @proper shale
also
hm, thx for advice
I am indeed not terribly fond of too hot weather, so maybe coming in spring or autumn is better
no u
well, that's a while away anyway
@rich hatch no u u saucy sauce 😏
Greece is really fun tho
If u ever go I enjoyed the flea market Street in monastiraki
Also we went to kalimaki beach today which was lovely
a
Also if u go to syntagma (I think that's how u spell) there's like Greek parliament and they have changing of the guard type thing there
But their uniforms are funky cool
lol
@proper shale
no, you, you glorious english person who travels europe
also
Imma keep it in mind!
...well, I will probably ask you for advice if I go there, cause I will forget by the time.
I live in Ukraine, the whole place is dodgy 😄
Also be careful in night oof
@rich hatch no you you incredible amazing sweetperson who is so kind and wonderful and lovely
😰 I get bery scared
Esp bc I'm a weak grill 👀 yakno
oh, you are also a girl
I guess it's quite scarier for you, poor soul
worst happens, I get robbed, which is shrug
take care of yourself, hon
@proper shale , no, you, you kindest, most excellent and exciting creature
@rich hatch i will thak thak
you could also get dead which is vvvv bad
no dying
And and
No you you uttermost outstandingly amazingly precious being
@proper shale
eh
killing people you are robbing is bad for business and gets police on your back way harder
It probably happens, but not that often, I think. and likely more of by accident in case of random robbery.
And, you wonderful girl, I am running out of words to describe your peerless magnificence. I am utterly convinced that your day was bright so that sun could bask in your splendour and you could not see the moon because she was afraid of being too unremarkable in comparison.
god you are so gay
who?
youse
...why?
shakespeare sonnets ab eachother
I mean, I think I am not?
Maybe I am yet to find my one and only boy or something, Iunno. I know one girl who is mostly straight but went gay as a rainbow for her beloved. Kinda sweet really.
Oh yeah good point acc @rich hatch 👀 don't get robbed or dead either 👀
Aw
Oshit I forgot
@rich hatch no u no u no u no u y u godda b so sweet how am I supposed to live up to such things ur tha blessing and the sky and all the planets and shit like that God made u and pat heself on th bacc say good jobb perfection may be unobtainable but this is as good as it get

@proper shale , No, you are the sweetest and most perfect. Your travels are a blessing to every city you visit, your sight a relief to eyes of people and your visit an honour to any place you attend. The Discover EU creators knew what they were doing when they allowed you in: they knew Europe could use the light of the star that is you.
...i think I am not that good at flowery speech
well
better practice more I guess >_>
also, it's not Eurotour, I am sure >_>
dammmit :V
It's trivial to be nice to somewhone as amazing as you, @proper shale .
yeah but I require, like, 10 minutes to formulate it
oh, also it's 00:05. Whoops. This islo, making me forget about the time.
#worthit
anyway
Its really rather late, I suppose
@rich hatch ur nicerest omg
And yes you should sleep omg
I should sleep too tbh
we are same timezone ñ everythin
@rich hatch GOOT NOOT U WONDERFUL PEEP BIK LUV SLEEP WELL DONT LET UR MEMES BE DREAMS
@rich hatch "but went gay as a rainbow for her beloved"
What does this mean?
She was straight but went gay af cuz she fell in love
Ok
Please don't use that word on this server. 😤
?
rainbow
Last guy who did got banned. 
LOL
I can't use the word "ok"?
The word in question was "af". We had a guy who kept saying it and he got banned.
He got banned not cuz of the word tho 😒
~~yea he did, we just needed a lame excuse
~~
Sure lol
Next ban is Soo for not admitting that I am best CSman. 😔
Do you even cs 😒
Sure do. Ask anyone.
I did, they said no
Well then they're lame and
WRONG
.
Woah
guten tag!
Goit toig
hihi
Throw me in the deep end
@hot cloak get him to talk only in German to you and get him to only respond when you try to talk back. You can be surprised how much u learn when ur forced
I wanna learnnnn
Like pretend you don't share a language and you gotta communicate somehow
Use face gestures and hand gestures
I don't know enough to do that yet. I need to learn how to form proper sentences first
I thought I did
A baby doesn't come out the womb speaking Shakespeare
Sentences come next tho
But you want the deep end that's what you do
That's actually how I learnt gute nacht (idk how to spell in German kill me)
Bc he used it every time we called to say goodnight to his flat mage
**mate
You want something more structured you take it first with sentences and grammar and verb tables and declension tables and vocab lists
You spelt it right
So look you already started learning
islo, 2018
Yeah
I'm gonna probably need years to learn this and idk if I can handle that
learning german is not that hard
I can't wrap my head around the longer words and the conjugation eludes me
the grammar is like really hard
I'm trying very hard though
mach dir mal keine sorgen das wird schon
du musst schließlich kein perfektes deutsch können, kann ja nichtmal ich
I worry all the time. I can't help it tbh
Wait I've heard nichtmal before
it`s short for nicht einmal
I heard it in a song
there are a lot of german Songs with that word hehe
Flash mich
Is the song
Quinn dedicted it to me 😍
naaaw that`s so cute >w<
I'm starting to panic. Spanish was too hard how will I learn German
I almost failed spanish
cMon don`t worry
Anxiety is acting up--- death please?
we`re here to help out
Your bf can teach you German
He's trying
But I'm a little hard to teach.....
Nah, it's gonna be easy anyway
When you're actually willing to learn
I hope. I rly wanna learn
see!
It just might be slow
I hope sooooo 😭
My bf said 'you just gotta start with the basics and keep at it' and I think that's good advice
at what Basics do you want to start? :3
Maybe something to do with animals
a lot say that "Eichhörnchen "is hard to say but if u can spell "eichörnchen" then u can spell evrything
Oh I recently learned how the ö works. My bfs flatmate's name is Björn
haha lol
then there also is "ä" and "ü"
Oh god
I like how "Lëtzenburgesch" dialect has ë 
don`t confuse him
Lël
we`re learning the normal german
Can't you use usual apostroph btw?
Björn wanted me to say knusperparty
idk where the normal Apostroph is XD
wait...
@proper shale 😉
Did u look up knusperparty yet
It's gross
i know
I don't wanna be his friend bc he wanted me to say that. And he called me dummy. And he takes my bfs stuff
naaaaaw u don't have to be his friend
i think i found the right apostroph
He's a blunt kind of guy
Blunt honesty is ok sometimes but not constantly

Take it day by day.
I gotta learn to do that
But it's hard to do when your grandma and mother are both screaming at you about your future
don't listen to them
It's hard when it's stuck in your head for weeks afterwards
i know how you feel...
mhm it should get in one ear in and from the other ear out again
Anxiety uses it as some sort of fucking blackmail
huh?
My anxiety uses it to hurt me
don't make urself so down ....
Sorry
don't be sorry for that XD
I'm sorry for a lot of things like my existence
stop doing that
Ok
your existance is great!
Awwww
Quinn probably agrees
see!
You and Quinn are the only ones to tell me that
thats enough
;w;
hm?
It touches my heart is all
naaaw
😭 
pat pat
@hot cloak 
Hewwo
Patpat
do i get one too ? :3
yesssss -w-
@proper shale where‘s my pat
@arctic atlas
patpat
wow I'm islas wife and shes going around patting all these people while I work hard and pick up the kids from school and make dinner 😤
@nocturne frost uwu patpat
NEW WIFE!!!
nonono ur the waifu
wrong!
@nocturne frost don't act like you don't get other stuff from me 😒😒
It's so sed without your voice in vc 👀
the peepo emotes arent enough to overcome my loneliness 
try the cat

@nocturne frost I was talking about my dicc I see how it is 
@rugged plaza we can vc 10 days straight when I return
@proper shale 👀
We can already VC without even speaking for 4 hours straight anyway
wow get a room
This is a chat room right ?
@rugged plaza 👀
not anymore as of now 👀
Hey guys get in vc you're gonna hear my girly ass voice for once
@hot cloak my voice sounds like a boy wanna swap
wdym you sound like a boy lol
@proper shale 's voice sounds great
it does not sound like a boy tho?
maybe I talk to wrong boys or smth
@rich hatch :( i do sound like boy and it makes me sad to hear my own voice bc I just wanna sound cute 😔
You do sound cute @proper shale !
also, as far as I know everyone hates sound of their own voice
but like
you have a nice voice, like
this, uh
iunno whats it called
soprano????????? I have no idea and my ear is not great
but its v v pleasant
has one of the most gorgeous voices on this server
wants to sound different

@rich hatch ur pleasant ;)
I mean, I literally would not realize it's my voice if somebody played a recording of mine to me.
It's weird and silly and ugly.
just like me
But, like...it's typical, I think? Anyone I talk to is weirded out by their voice.
@arctic atlas nani wot was
he is sayin your voice is most gorgeous lol
he is right tbh
wait, is Syro he? I think so, but I kinda am not sure
@rich hatch ur not weird silly or ugly 😠
Syro is he can confirm
Idk if I ever hears syrie
nah only Suzu has
But thank you guys TT ur both lovelies
AND SHE FREAKING FORGOT @hot cloak
ah, ok, good to know, thx
@proper shale , thanks, honey >_>
me is shy 👀
@arctic atlas talk to me
hi i'm Syro
I'm waiting
brb dinner 
maybe some day i'll join it 👀
can i join it @proper shale ? I am not a cool kid but I will do my best!
@rich hatch ur in before it even existed bc u the coolest kid
ah @proper shale you keep being so nice thx you sweety
@rich hatch ur nice and ur sweetie. You deserve nothing but niceness
@proper shale 🤗
@rich hatch 🤗
Isla voice Bery manly
@proper shale awww Pat
Tbh do not underestimate her power
👀
She is full of surprises
pats @proper shale
@rugged plaza i'm expecting a lot of umu pats 😍
😏
@rugged plaza YES PAT ME UMUPAT ME
NO ONE ELSE THO

@rich hatch patpat 
Dani are you tall
Have I ask you this before
[20:02] ㎥: NO ONE ELSE THO :GWnonMuugu: :GWnonMuugu: :GWnonexNicoB: :GWshinodunOts: :yumm: :GWactionFakkedCorgi:```well ok
@proper shale
I am, uhhh
~180 cm???? 178-180 cm, I think
which is probs average or smth
wait
how tall are you?
@rugged plaza Pat pls
@rugged plaza
oh no
wild lion
better throw Lancer at it
@rich hatch like 163

Aw Y ES PAT ME SENPAI
That's nice tbh
also
Ukraine Europe 1.765
I am a bit higher than Ukrainian average
wfym Isla i mey you i know you are 190cm of full muscle Blease
PAT ME HARDER 😩
@rugged plaza (王天)〖元空〗 YES PAT ME UMUPAT ME
NO ONE ELSE THO <u<
Nani
@rugged plaza you like feeling my muscle
can i normal pat him though ?
actually @proper shale
United Kingdom – England 161.9 cm (5 ft 3 1⁄2 in)
you are a bit taller than average woman in UK it seems
Noo
<@&279358588399648769> 
@arctic atlas <u<
what’s going on?
wat
HOW DID U EVEN PING SESSION HOLDER
yo
Sasha bork im so sorry
(deleting ping messages makes it worse)
my pc is a meme
(the ping stays but now you can’t find the message anymore)
i just changed it because I didn't do it intentionally <u< $
wait you can ping session holder ?
yea just leave them as-is when that happens. less confusing
I swear i selected Syro and not session holder <u<
@rugged plaza you shoulda come w me today bc I slipped on some rocks and I didn't have my senpai to tasukete me 😔
[20:11] ㎥: @UMU (王天)〖元空〗 you shoulda come w me today bc I slipped on some rocks and I didn't have my senpai to tasukete me :pensive:
oh god
did UMU save you?
how sweet
UMU the saviour of wonderful maidens
UMU the Gallant?
hmm
@proper shale DAMN IT I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREDUL OMG ARE YOU ALRIGHT
COMFIRM THAT YOU ARE ALIVE PLS
He stopped me from falling all the way down some stairs in the louvre
I AM BERY GALLANT BOI OK
@proper shale , is umu gallant?
also, how are you?
@rugged plaza i is alive hewoo
I'm okay but at least now I can say I tripped in the acropolis
are you hurt, are your feet or legs ok is you injureded <u<
well
I concede he might be almost as cute as you
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCRATCH HOW DARE ROCKS PUT SCRATCH ON KOUHAI I WILL HAVE A WORD WITH ROCKS
better I am Tiger umu senpai

@proper shale also don't forget to disinfect it <n<
and be careful
yeah disinfect the rock :(
maybe it got some isla
how is being worried about someone adorable <u<
Isla is bery important person to me
given all the fretting here, I noticed :)
that's adorable tbh

@rugged plaza ur so cute omg yes I cleaned it when I got home and ur bery important person omg 

THAT ONE IS SO CUTE OMG
@proper shale no u
@rugged plaza omg no ur cute
@proper shale omg no stop lying ur cuter
@rugged plaza im not lying omg no ur cuter wtf
this chat always goes the same way lmao
@proper shale Isla = best cute
@rugged plaza omg no ur the best cute
@proper shale how r u so humble when u r clearly the cutest
@rugged plaza i speak only the truth 😔😔 I cannot be the cutest because you are the cutest
@nocturne frost this is a wholesome chat of love and healthy admiration for others
a wonderful place tbh
yeah, like you or islo
and cute boys like @rugged plaza
stop it you ☺ ✨ 💁
What? I am just being honest and stating facts: you are a cute.
stop stop I cant take no more 😭
this is getting out of hand 👀
I fail to see a problem, Syro.
Or is it, like, disruptive or something?
I mean. @arctic atlas , is it really an issue or something? Like...
ah
ok sorry, just had to check
btw you are a wonderful presence too, Syro
aw stap it you 😊
ctu is a complimenting beast!
it's impossible to not compliment such nice people as here
also, @hot cloak , sweet czech person, hellooo, how r u?
@rich hatch heyo sweet sweet but not teeth hurting sweet ukrainian person, im doing fine, nothing much happened today, wbu?
eh, I am fine, day was...a day
news today are sorta wild and weird, but my day was average
whats your job, btw?
python developer
Can someone please help me in #questions?
Ohhhh you’re also an it guy :o
@nocturne frost heckie do you know any easy but yummy recipes?
pancakes, always easy to make variations of sandwhiches and salads to your likin
hmm dinner is tricky
there are loads of dishes thatre easy BUT take a long time
for example soups, slow cooked meats
Lunch and dinner are the same thing for me tbh
stirfrys are relatively quick BUT the prep can take long depending on what you put on there
pasta dishes can be VERY quick if you make sauces in advanced
theres a pasta dish called agio e olio
or sometimes agio olio e pepperoncino
which is just garlic, oil, and sometimes spicy pepper dependin whether you want it
and its just as easy as crushing or thinly slicing the garlic, frying for a few seconds, then adding al dente spaghetti
idk if berzi has told you the importance of saving the pasta water
Nope
ye fresh garlic, you just fry it in the oil for a bit to get the oil flavoured
so pasta cooking is important because you wanna have the stratchiest water ever
and this water when added to your dish nd sauces makes it so much more smooth
the starch helps bind everything together
Ohhhhh :o
so you dont hvae just oil dripping down
but it sticks to the spaghetti strands themselves
I didn’t know that at all :o
its a super important part for most italian sauces afaik
or at least all the ones I've made they only benefit from it
but yeah, ofc making sure your water/pasta ratio is important
too much water n you dillute the starch
it makes me happy to see people enthused ❤
the pot should be big enough to hold all your past but also small enough so that you dont dillute too much but
ech this is a problem
and lots of people dont wanna buy a new pot just for pasta lmao
but yeah! Idk I'm opening up my google notes on recipes
❤
pizza is SUPER simple surprisingly
like I'm not even joking
you can prepare dough for 4-5 pizzas
thats WHOLE pizzas so if you're eating yourself you'll have plenty of leftovers
30 minutes prep max for everything for the dough
let it rise ofr 2 hours, knead it again, take off how much you want for your base, you really dont need much, a handful for one pizza is plenty
then you can bung the rest in the freezer, lasts well for a month in my experience
in the fridge, not so well, I wouldnt do it more than 3 days because after a week the yeast reaction turns into something that smells really like alcohol lmao
and the dough doesnt taste of anything because of that reaction 
but yeah, also when you want a pizza, can just take it out of the freezer
Mmmmm
highest heat on your oven, 10 minutes later, perfect pizza
I dont know lmao
I never uh
follow stuff I do it by instinct
and if it comes out shite I know what to improve :')
LOL
Whats that?
delicious
anything with potatoes is fairly straightforward and hard to fuck up
if you're making chips always parboil them first, its super important to make sure the outside is crisp, the inside is soft, and the whole chip will be cooked
ah, the worse version of Rösti
why make little things when you could just make a whole pan
Whats rösti?
the big ones get saturated in fat too much ofr my liking
potatoes
I really wanna get some potato pancakes now
sorry I'm not a fan
we have wildly different tastes then lmao
oh suzu another thing you might wanna learn
Heckie i wish i could be your roommate 😭😭😭😭😭
is how to make reduction sauces after you've fried meat
hey hey maybe someday
but yeah, if you wanna make a simple sauce
after youve cooked your meat in the pan
you can take anything from wine, alcohol, stocks like beef, chicken or vegetable
garlic, onion, anything you wanna flavour
and you add like, enough to fill up the pan almost
blast it on full heat
so the water goes, and youre left with just the flavour
Enough garlic to fill up the pan?
Oh ok lol
wait so just like fill a pan with broth or sth
then just chop up one garlic, or small onion
and then boil it all away
what kinda pan are we talking tho
thats just as thick as if you've used a pakcet to make it
Sounds delicious
just a pna you've fried meat it
and ye it does sound like a good idea
how good it tastes depends on what you add or what you want it to taste like
Will the pan be ok?
Ok
I basically only cook in pans tbh
Just making sure lol
look it up really, you can make INFINITE sauces like this
and it can have any flavour you want
like wine, onions, olive oil is amazing
would you add onions to the sauce raw or golden them first tho
but so is peppercorns, mustard, onion, cream and beef stock for peppercorn sauce
oh suatee them first
definitely
I wanna try that out now but I’m always nervous using kitchens with other people D:
just cook for yourself the worst thing that can happen then is that you blow it up
yeah
I'd really invest in a slow cooker
theyre like 20 euros average
and they make meat SO soft
you can put it in at the beginning of the day, come back home hours later, and its ready
same thing for soups
but we only have a tiny freezer
I meant I’m nervous cuz I’m not the only one using the kitchen :<
ohh sascha I know what you mean
I didnt want to live somewhere with a small freezer
so like sure I can cook a sensibly sized meal… but then it’s that for the next day or two because otherwise it’ll go bad
makes it just not worth to cook, essentially
no space either
i’d have to put it in my room
wihch is getting kinda crowded and I don’t want a noisemaker
Ive never used a freezer cuz my mother packs it with useless stuff
ofl
we’re lacking a bunch of essentials, I bought a kettle like a week ago
but hey we have three separate espresso cookers
one for each person
:P
lmao really
ye I brought my own when I moved here and then saw that there were two there already
the problem arises then that I drink coffee only rarely and then forget to clean it…
luckily it’s essentially got a disinfectant system built in :P
just like run water through it once or twice without any powder and everything alive in there is thoroughly dead
I hope its superheated 👀
these guys
put water in the bottom, powder in the middle, put on stove, let it boil, water rises
hello boiiiiiiiiis
makes coffee
they’re great. takes a bit longer than kettle + press but I prefer the result
tastes better imo and also you don’t get powder in your coffee
wihch alway happened to me with presses
common in germany too
much cheaper than capsules, that’s for certain
a bag of ground coffee lasts me ages
live in the west, drive to the netherlands for cheap coffee
and is like ten bucks or so
sounds really good, I'd like to try it
ye, the coffee my mom got me is like… strictest quality ensurance guidelines stuff, sustainable and guaranteed no slavery involvea, and even that’s only 6.50 / 250g
and that lasts me months
tho as mentioned I don’t drink coffee a lot
that’s the same price range as a box (16) of nescafé capsules
aka ”you’re drinking the blood of african children and it won’t even taste good”
yeah I suppose
I drink it quite often though (not recently though sadly)
I really love it, warm coffee is so nice on cold days
ye, investing in good coffee is well worth it
teher’s only one issue with it really
it makes you into a bit of a snob
a lot of coffee tastes like crap to me now
when before I would have enjoyed it just fine
I first got one of these for school actually
we had a little room (club)
if your coffee machine was cheaper than 400€ you're not a snob
and we were annoyed at the coffee prices at the canteen
so we just got one of these and made our own
I use jezwa for coffee tbh
I’m only gotting images of some polish village
or uh
cezve?
I do quite like turkish coffee
I like making coffee on milk instead of water
as in only milk?
is that even coffee anymore?
and not like… hot chocolate where you got the wrong powder or sth
eh? not really?
you just brew it on milk
Coffee is a brewed drink prepared from roasted coffee beans, the seeds of berries from certain Coffea species.
no word about it having to use water
checkmate
@radiant matrix that coffee maker is 👌
@rugged plaza aus Versehen
Hey I know that one
Yess 🎉 soraku bee smort grommie 
I use kurig 🤷
haya
Morning
mornyan
@nocturne frost heckieeeeee
I tried the reduction sauce!!!
HOW WAS IT
I fried chicken and then added butter, a looot of onions, garlic, a looot of dijon mustard, white wine and a bit of honey
It was reaaaaaally good!!
Delicious! But i think a bit too sweet
I didn’t expect that since i added only a bit of honey 👀
OH babe I'm so proud
It might be the onions sugars too
They come out a lot in flavour when you sautee
Heckie always sounds like a grandma D:
Syrioi
Probably! The onion flavour was pretty heavy :o
You don't know how happy that makes me
Hecko is my gran.
You sounding like a grandma?
That‘s so adorable ❤
Granma Henri.
❤
You don't know how happy that makes me
You’re happy you sound like a grandma? lol
Zuzu, you make me happier than a hecke being called grandma. 😻
My dad said adding orange juice instead of honey might have been better
Awww base 💜💜💜💜💜
@opal sequoia sth i feel like calling you your irl name but than I’m like “what if base doesn’t want to reveal it here?!” 👀
Yeah, it's a huge secret that if you tell people the world will be destroyed.
@opal sequoia It's Cthulhu, isn't it?
c-can I know it?
just for academic purpose
it's not like I want to erase this futile existence and let universe start from the clean slate or anything
oh, hen, hi
😱 📜
Or maybe I subconsciously did 🤔
😄
Base is an weapon of mass destruction confirmed
how nice
Bases real name is Adrian Mernandez
Sounds about right
Fools. His name is Jimbo Xylophone. That's why his username is JX.
Jarles Xavier 👀
It all makes perfect sense now.
his name is actually
Joe, the Xterminator
His name is actually John xena
not xterminator John?
No, it's actually Jimmy xXx@@~H3Яb3rт~@@xXx.
@dense lynx racci, im curious, how did you get your averages? 👀
We used a simple Bunsen burner
Measure the mass of the salt originally, heat it for 10 minutes, measure again, then repeats until the mass wouldn’t go down anymore
Yep!
We measured our water percentage that way
And with the 3 compounds that we were given, we had to figure out their molar masses and match up the salt with them
I’m guessing some who did the assignment didn’t care?
It messed with the results of the others though. I don’t like that
When you see a result that differs a lot from others, you can just cross it out
I can really do that?
Yes
Okay! Thank you so much!
Yw ^^

Is that hentai?
Typical japan#
A... moe zombie
There can only be one Moe.
Hello
so I've actually never used the voice functionality in Discord. is it weird to just join a channel and listen? I've got no idea how it all works
cool
You should mute yourself went you join if you dont wanna speak tho






