general-2

[astral elm]

it runs really smoothly as well

it's like mac

but functional

and slightly better looking

like don't get me wrong i don't hate mac

i used my friend's mac for rendering something a while ago

was really fast

i just think it's a really overrated os

[limber drum]

so my bois

I'm in München rn and for the first time I have freedom to do whatever

but I have no clue what to actually do

I've already done all of the shallow sightseeing and stuff

ach

[nocturne frost]

do something that interest you

[whole rapids]

visit the local parks

you often come across unexpected stuff there

just going on walks too

I came across a free-entry Tierpark randomly walking one day

[shy anchor]

I went to a nude park in München once

Unexpectedly

I didn’t realize there were nude people there

[timber glade]

Good job

[nocturne frost]

WHERE

ADDRESS?

[whole rapids]

Nully house,

[nocturne frost]

theres only ever one naked person there

I want multitudes

[keen snow]

I am there

[nocturne frost]

fUCKING

sprints

[keen snow]

😏

[shy bobcat]

🤔

[torn kindle]

multi nudes?

[hot cloak]

Wow my head hurts like crazy rn

Should I get the painkiller I bought yesterday

[coarse raft]

yes

[next pecan]

Anybody know what HV LV SA MA in the grading scheme mean?

Hoeren, Lesen, Sprechen, und M??

[sturdy shadow]

Hörverstehen, Leseverstehen, keine ahnung was die anderen heißen

[sudden panther]

The S is for Schreiben and the M is for Mündlich.

Schreibaufgabe and Mündliche Aufgabe I'd assume.

Or rather Mündlicher Ausdruck.

[supple monolith]

hey peeps

[mild cosmos]

Separating this sentence into a Hauptsatz and a Relativsatz by removing the Partizipattribut is confusing me; it seems right but on the other hand I'm just not sure if I'm messing up the Zeit or creating some other disagreement such as separating the attributes in the wrong spot. Voraussetzung für die Zulassung eines Ausländers ist der Nachweis einer der deutschen Hochschulreife entsprechenden Vorbildung. -> Voraussetzung für die Zulassung eines Ausländers ist der Nachweis einer Vorbildung, die der deutschen Hochschulreife entsprecht.

Way too boring and way too early für this crap on a Feiertag. XD

[cyan spire]

if you talk about the comma placement. it's correct

[sudden panther]

General 2 is meme free.

[keen snow]

The fuck

[whole rapids]

ruthless

[topaz venture]

annie are u a thigh because ur fuken sexy

[keen snow]

Omf

[thorn trail]

Annie idk who you are

But you seem very nice

[fair iron]

@topaz venture @proper shale

[proper shale]

!!!!!!!

SO CUTE OMG

ITS THE WHITE AND RED DOG FROM MY PICCY

@topaz venture THIS IS ME N U

[fair iron]

^^

[topaz venture]

💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 heckin cuteeeeeeee 🤗

[proper shale]

[topaz venture]

You're the best Casco.

[mild cosmos]

Oida

Es gibt schon wieder Party in meiner Wohnung

Aber ich habe keine Zeit dafür

Ich muss morgen früh aufstehen

[cosmic plover]

I made a map of a bunch of railway stations in a game I play and they have german names, how plausable are they

[naive charm]

those are all real german locations, as far as I know

[cosmic plover]

alright

the names are from the game

it generates german names (obviously based on the real towns)

I should've specified talking about the specifiers (ring, nord, industrie) etc.

[hot cloak]

be me
learning german
hear random person in my country with German accent
ask if she's from germany
she is
say I'm learning german
asks me to say something in german
duolingo don't fail me now
without thinking I blurt out ''das mädchen schmeckt gut''
MFW

[shy bobcat]

😩

[cosmic plover]

lol

[torn kindle]

It's Nieder and not Neider if its supposed to be a german word

[cosmic plover]

whoops

just a typo

[mossy plover]

is gegärt or gegoren the more used past form of gären?

[whole rapids]

@mossy plover the latter apparently: https://www.duden.de/rechtschreibung/gaeren

[mossy plover]

yeah that's what I thought

[hot cloak]

Any anime fans here ??

Lol

Theres prob to many

Citrus ist die beste Anime, Change my mind

pulls up chair Girls und panzer ist die beste Anime, Mind changed

In general, hentai Anime is the best:p

Please

Sit down

Rethink your life

yaoi is da best

That’s a negative

Ich wäre in Japan geboren

[keen snow]

Suzu no.

[nocturne frost]

Suzu yes

[keen snow]

O

[opal sequoia]

There are many anime fans here. But remember to keep it sfw. 😄

[hot cloak]

Most of the Animes r not SFW :p

They have a lot of weird shows there, but I like the way they think

[proper shale]

depends which anime you watch

[rain pier]

o;

[proper shale]

theres plenty of sfw ones

[sudden panther]

Yee 10 hours is the best sfw anime.

[hot cloak]

You have to really go out there for non sfw anime

[sturdy shadow]

Anime fans?

In this discord?

Where are they?

[regal lantern]

All banned

[trim matrix]

weeb shit in gen

[unkempt flower]

Rip

ban weebs— OH WAIT

[regal lantern]

pami said ban weebs 😮

[pine glacier]

weebs getting extinct

[unkempt flower]

rip goodbye frends

[regal lantern]

as it should be, Fediko

it's not too late to repent pamie

[pine glacier]

[regal lantern]

you can still normiefy 👀

[sturdy shadow]

WAN BEEBS!

How can she normiefy? Doesnt she lidorly live in weeb land?

[exotic mesa]

i like a few anime

[hot cloak]

@sudden panther hey arrem, could you pls overmeme me everywhere apart from the science channel?

[sudden panther]

h e c k y e s b o ii

How long?

[hot cloak]

Till 24.5.

[sudden panther]

DUDE

ARE

YOU

SERIOUS

😍

[exotic mesa]

Bye suzu ;_;

[hot cloak]

I’ll remind you when I’ll be done

Bye erin ;-;

[sudden panther]

DW we have commands for that now.

[keen snow]

Bye

[exotic mesa]

Good luck!!!

[hot cloak]

Wot

[sudden panther]

You'll be auto unovermemed exactly 20 days from now.

help tempovermeme

[viral thunder]

tempovermeme <duration> <member>

Temporarily locks a user out of every single channel this guild has.

The duration can be a short time form, e.g. 12d or a more human
duration such as "until monday at 2PM" or a more concrete time
such as "2018-12-31".

All times are in UTC.

Use ">help command" for more info on a command.

[hot cloak]

WHOA

[sudden panther]

(I'll make an override for science manually.)

[hot cloak]

HITECH

[sudden panther]

ANYWAY

HAVE FUN BEING PRODUCTIVE

[exotic mesa]

Definitely

[sudden panther]

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[cold vessel]

rip

[keen snow]

Bye

[hot cloak]

thanks

Cya guys~~

[sudden panther]

tempovermeme 20 days 175338027558764544

[viral thunder]

❌ Bad argument: invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days"

[sudden panther]

fuck

[exotic mesa]

Latersss

[sudden panther]

lmfao

[keen snow]

...

[hot cloak]

lol

[keen snow]

Gg

[exotic mesa]

XD

[sudden panther]

Oh wait I think I need quotes.

tempovermeme "20 days" 175338027558764544

[viral thunder]

Overmemed Suzu🍀 for 20 days.

[sudden panther]

Hel yea.

[proper shale]

why is suzu orang

[sudden panther]

Cos I hate her.

[keen snow]

....

You hate A level?

[sudden panther]

Nah. A level is the best.

looks at egglor judgmentally

[keen snow]

Why do people remove their level

[sudden panther]

Because they're smelly memes who deserve to be banned. 😦

[keen snow]

Ban em

[proper shale]

because im not actively learning

[sudden panther]

Neither am I. Do I take my C away?

[proper shale]

you earned your c

i didnt earn nuffin

[keen snow]

You earned an A+ in my books.

[sudden panther]

Ana can we ban her please thanks?

[proper shale]

after eggzams ill get back to learning german

[keen snow]

ban @proper shale

[viral thunder]

I'm not sure if you want this... :eyes:

[proper shale]

ban @proper shale

[viral thunder]

I totally just banned someone. :)

[sudden panther]

neuralanalyze

[keen snow]

wtf

Wtf does that do

...

Stop memeing

[sudden panther]

I'm not memeing it's an actual command.

[keen snow]

I dont believe you

[sudden panther]

I don't believe you.

You don't even exist.

[keen snow]

Yeah the person in the video? Hologram.

[sudden panther]

What video?

[keen snow]

👀 You damn well know what video

[sudden panther]

Nah, do be kind and remind me.

[keen snow]

http://dl.mikya.eu/suffering.mp4

[sudden panther]

Damn what a great video. But look, I found a sequel and it's even better. http://dl.mikya.eu/suffering2.mp4

[keen snow]

Delete that.

No

Oh my god

[sudden panther]

No? Ok.

[keen snow]

Have memes gone too far

Yes.

Delete the video

Dont do this again

WHY IS THIS BEING STARRED AGAIN.

[cold vessel]

It's quite star worthy

[keen snow]

I am broken on the inside.

[sudden panther]

I'm gonna make 3 alts and star it every day.

[whole rapids]

ever taught ever ever ever ever ever

[keen snow]

No.

[whole rapids]

your eyes say it all

[keen snow]

Arrem do not.

That isnt me.

[whole rapids]

it is you now

[keen snow]

My eyes were filled with dread.

I died a little bit that day.

[sudden panther]

I was reborn.

[keen snow]

No you werent.

You looked like you were going to die.

[sudden panther]

True. I did die.

But then I was reborn when I saw your video.

[keen snow]

w h y

[sudden panther]

How often do you get to see a silly person eating liquid shit?

[keen snow]

Well I got to see it the day before.

[sudden panther]

Correct.

[keen snow]

I am not silly I am a Powerful Austrian Man.

[sudden panther]

But never before that. It's a once in a lifetime thing.

[keen snow]

Do it again.

[topaz venture]

tit$

[opal sequoia]

@viscid cape

Das war gestern.

[viscid cape]

Wow Base, das sieht wunderschön aus

😻

[opal sequoia]

❤

[plush citrus]

@opal sequoia oh legit???!!

I'll see you next year then!

[opal sequoia]

Oh really? 😄

[plush citrus]

Yeah! I'll hopefully be at the Faculty of Medicine, Dentistry and Health Sciences

[opal sequoia]

Sounds awesome.

Will you be taking German as well?

[tribal warren]

@opal sequoia looks great

I need to take more pics of my campus

[opal sequoia]

Yes. 😮

[tribal warren]

there's a soccer field there, a huge one

I took a pic once, dunno if I sent it here

not like I play soccer ever

but it's beautiful

[opal sequoia]

Wow, that's pretty nice.

[tribal warren]

hmm Base at what time are you available for reading?

[opal sequoia]

No idea.

[tribal warren]

haha

[opal sequoia]

Sorry. 😄

[hot cloak]

Hey it's Gloria Borger and this is PEW NEWS

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

👈 👉 👈 👉 👈 👉 👈 👉

[supple monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/422338303786745856/442532095253020673/P1010045.JPG

[shy bobcat]

wow 😄

[plush citrus]

@opal sequoia Hm, I would love to, but I'm not too sure about how uni works yet xD Please explain??

😄

[opal sequoia]

@plush citrus Well, if you're going to unimelb, you have to do at least 4 (but up to 6) breadth subjects. You can choose basically any non-science or non-biomed or whatever, so you can choose to do some or all of those as German if you want to.

I did philosophy and anthropology for mine.

So I didn't study any German at uni. 😄

But one of the other people on this server does.

At unimelb.

[plush citrus]

@opal sequoia Oh wow! Do you mind me asking who please .u.??

[opal sequoia]

Yes it's @gilded kraken but he's not on here very often.

[plush citrus]

oh~ :< Fair enough. What are your "working hours" - is that what they call it? 😅

[opal sequoia]

What do you mean?

[plush citrus]

Like how many hours you generally spend in lectures at uni per week

[opal sequoia]

Usually you have 4 hours of class per week per subject. So full time (four subjects) is like 16 contact hours a week, so 192 total hours per semester.

[plush citrus]

OH! "Contact hours" - that's the one. I can't wait tbh, I can breathe a little again after graduation xD

[opal sequoia]

Not sure how it works with biomed subjects though. Since I have no idea how those kinds of labs and other stuff would be run.

[plush citrus]

From what I've heard, contact hours can range from 20-40 😂

[opal sequoia]

Oh okay.

[plush citrus]

but people do exaggerate so I pray those figures are excessive 😃

[opal sequoia]

I doubt it's that much.

You can just check the subjects in the Handbook though.

[hot cloak]

what do you study ?

[opal sequoia]

I study maths.

[hot cloak]

I am studying Engineering!

[opal sequoia]

At unimelb?

[plush citrus]

I'm in school :DD

[hot cloak]

which university? I am from Egypt

[opal sequoia]

So you're doing bachelor of biomed, @plush citrus ?

[plush citrus]

@opal sequoia I hope to do - I'm still in Year 12

What year are you in atm?

[opal sequoia]

I'm not studying full time at the moment but I'm doing some 2nd and 3rd year subjects.

@plush citrus If you look here http://mdhs-study.unimelb.edu.au/degrees/bachelor-of-biomedicine/degree-structure#degree-structure

Click the subjects and look at detailed info.

And dates & times.

[hot cloak]

unimelb ? @opal sequoia

[opal sequoia]

And it shows all the contact hours there.

[plush citrus]

Oh, danke! 😄

[opal sequoia]

@hot cloak Yes, I study at the university of Melbourne.

[hot cloak]

united kingdom?

[opal sequoia]

Australia.

[supple monolith]

base you live in austraila?

[opal sequoia]

Yes.

[supple monolith]

me to lol

[opal sequoia]

That's cool. 😄

[supple monolith]

yeah

[opal sequoia]

Prove it.

[storm bloom]

👋🏽

How can I say I'd like to change the band aid

@fair iron

cause I'm waiting at the doctor 🙈

[fair iron]

Ich würde gerne das Pflaster wechseln (lassen).

[storm bloom]

pflaster ? nicht verband ?

streuverband

I have this white thing you roll on the arm

not only a pflaster

[fair iron]

Ah.

Verband / Mullbinde.

[storm bloom]

mullbind 😮

thanks ❤

I'll try not to scream when the doc does it

[sudden panther]

Screaming only makes it more fun for everyone.

[nocturne frost]

thats what she said

[hot cloak]

?

Wow..

[shy bobcat]

uh yeah

you're supposed to write the german

[keen snow]

[hot cloak]

I know..

I was saying wow for my stupidity

[nocturne frost]

I've done that a fucking lot shaun lmfao

[pine ginkgo]

ur a doggie

[nocturne frost]

I am

[pine ginkgo]

cute doggie

[nocturne frost]

😊

[mild cosmos]

I can't tell what the deal is because they're not speaking a language I recognize, but every damn day I hear two women screaming at each other in my neighborhood. It echoes all around because the connected buildings are basically like a canyon. Normally they're in the street in front of my building, but today they're yelling at each other from somewhere on the next block and I can still hear it with all the doors and windows closed. I guess they have strong lungs and voice boxes

[opal sequoia]

You should join in.

[mild cosmos]

I guess I consider myself too dignified to engage in such buffoonery...

Although I'm sitting here in an undershirt and basketball shorts, which isn't exactly a dignified look

I lost my monocle, ok?

[analog citrus]

Hallo Leute! Wie sagt man "... and X function is a plus!" ?

Like someone is buying a product for a particular feature but another extra feature is included as a plus or rather the customer found it to be a plus even though he/she did not originally buy the product for it

[viscid cape]

@analog citrus Vielleicht solltest du diese Frage auf #questions stellen

[analog citrus]

Na klar

Did I use "Na klar" correctly 😦 I am always afraid of using new phrases ... might be too rude

[torn kindle]

*in #questions

[thorn fiber]

@analog citrus I translate "na klar" as "sure thing fam"(if that helps you sorta get the vibe)😏

[pine glacier]

Elnur

[sudden panther]

Do try to keep emoji spam out of the general channels. #botchannel if you must.

[pine glacier]

oh sorry

[dense geode]

Ala ged ozuve hormet ele

[pine glacier]

[lost dagger]

Was gibt es für gute deutsche Dokus?

[icy skiff]

Dokus?

[lost dagger]

Dokumentarfilme meine ich

[hidden current]

darf ich bitte zum toilette gehen

[lost dagger]

darfst du

[icy skiff]

Bist zicher du kannst?

[hot cloak]

hello

i have a question

has anyone used italki before here

[icy skiff]

Nicht mir.

[hot cloak]

😦

[icy skiff]

Ich hab' nicht geld.

[raw prawn]

ich nicht*

[icy skiff]

Ah.

[topaz venture]

Ich hab kein Geld

Ich bin nicht Geld

Geld hab ich kein

Geld gehört und gefällt mir nicht

Zum Geld sage ich nein

[icy skiff]

Ah, Danke, das ist so hilfereich.

[hot cloak]

hallo

[icy skiff]

Hallo, Sprichst du Englisch?

[hot cloak]

yes

is it a problem?

[shy anchor]

@icy skiff sprichst* du

[icy skiff]

Verdammit!

No, it isn't.

How do I even ping the arabic guy?

I don't have arabic letters on my keyboard.

[hot cloak]

You right click on their name and mention them that way

[faint oasis]

@icy skiff looooooool 😄

@hot cloak yes i have but i honestly hate these online classes... e_e

[hot cloak]

why?

i dont think im doing much progress with self study

[faint oasis]

i dont know...it felt weird to me...the teacher also had very silly classes ._.

it also happened to my boyfriend he didnt enjoy having classes there

[hot cloak]

so i assume the tutors werent very serious

[gusty wyvern]

I'm not learning German, but I need an answer to a German question: what is the meaning of "zu" when a sentence ends with it?

[sudden panther]

Won't find an answer to that one. Zu is a prefix to many verbs and it can get pushed to the end of the sentence in some cases. On its own it pretty much carries no meaning. You'd need the verb it's bound to to be able to say anything about it.

[thick charm]

Listen to the green man

[nocturne frost]

good admin 👏

[sudden panther]

Woof woof.

[keen snow]

he a dog

[sudden panther]

give treats or riot

[keen snow]

No

[sudden panther]

birch

[keen snow]

Eat medium rare steak.

If I give you ketchup will you say something nice.

[nocturne frost]

inb4 'something nice xD'

[sudden panther]

idk try me

[gusty wyvern]

mainly, I'm trying to identify "Terms of Use and Privacy Policy" in this sentence, and I'm thrown off by the "zu": "Durch Anmelden stimmst du unseren Nutzungsbedingungen und unserer Datenschutzerklärung zu." My guess is that it's just "unseren Nutzungsbedingungen und unserer Datenschutzerklärung" and excludes the zu

[keen snow]

Okay, I will give you ketchup.

[nocturne frost]

you disappoint arrem

[keen snow]

I have 10 2L cans in the dry storage.

And 50 small 500ml.

How much you want?

[sudden panther]

Yep, that's zustimmen, agree [with their terms and memes].

[keen snow]

I actually opened up 3L today.

[sudden panther]

I want a picture of a ketchup meme posted in this channel.

[keen snow]

Okay, one minute.

[sudden panther]

One minute has passed. Post meme or face the consequences.

[sudden panther]

Very nice.

[keen snow]

what do I get

[sudden panther]

A compliment. You can frame it and hang it up on your meme wall.

[keen snow]

Sweet.

[sudden panther]

Hm let's see.

[keen snow]

Ill hang it in my dorm.

[sudden panther]

ur not that much of an idiot

[keen snow]

Wow holy shiet

Im honoured

[hot cloak]

alright

[hot cloak]

Guten morgen

[hot cloak]

hallo

[whole rapids]

is there a statistic for how many people introduce themselves in #introductions but then never say anything after that?

[keen snow]

It's 99%

[hot cloak]

I'm going to school, bye!

[topaz venture]

Bye school

[hot cloak]

Haha

Das passiert, Passiv

[icy skiff]

This is strange to say but I am better at Chess because I started learning German.

Most of us who just started learning German aren't sure what to say.

[topaz venture]

Me2

[icy skiff]

Ich bin lebe.

[hot cloak]

Lebe?

[icy skiff]

I thought It meant "alive".

[whole rapids]

"Ich bin am Leben" is the formulation

[topaz venture]

Leb de leben bevor de leben dich lebt

[icy skiff]

Ich bin am leben.

[hot cloak]

Ich lebe

[icy skiff]

Ah.

Ich lebe.

[vernal atlas]

Is there a website someone can recommend for learning more vocab in german?

[tender seal]

http://deutschtraining.org/wortschatz-deutsch/ @vernal atlas

[vernal atlas]

Thank you!

[icy skiff]

One Problem.

It's all in German.

[vernal atlas]

My problem is what to do after the quiz lol

[tender seal]

^^''

You can select other training things there

[vernal atlas]

Oh ok, danke

[ocean robin]

new drawing C:

[sudden panther]

Looks sad. Can you make it smile instead?

[ocean robin]

oke

[sudden panther]

Now this is a great smiling horse. https://i.imgur.com/S2wYtpl.png

[raw prawn]

lol

[ocean robin]

omg he even erased my signature what a meme

[sudden panther]

I didn't erase it, I simply improved it. I think this one looks much better than your current one, you should consider switching.

[raw prawn]

🤦

[ocean robin]

[runic tiger]

Love it @ocean robin

(Shes a fan of alice in wonderland haha)

[hot cloak]

Nicely done

[keen snow]

Cool

[runic tiger]

Thanks 😃

[hot cloak]

It might be a good idea to watermark your drawings in the future. The internet has a reputation for stealing art

[runic tiger]

removed the pic haha thanks for telling me

will resend it once I added watermark

youre right

[whole rapids]

zu spät

[nocturne frost]

lmfao

[whole rapids]

it's mine now

[nocturne frost]

the only one who'll steal art here is fucking arrem as a meme

[whole rapids]

Arrem verschlimmbessert all art

[nocturne frost]

bessert eh

thats subject to opinion my friend

[whole rapids]

https://i.gyazo.com/0f032e71941f0271fa440793b8fc23e6.png :')

[obsidian gazelle]

hallo alle! 😄

[keen snow]

Hallo.

[obsidian gazelle]

was geht's ab?

[sudden panther]

wdym Arrem would steal art? I'd never do something like that.

[hot cloak]

You made this? I made this

[nocturne frost]

I'm not a smart deutscherstudenten

[keen snow]

True

[hot cloak]

Deutschstudent

[keen snow]

Damn son.

[hot cloak]

german is dumb tbh

[raw prawn]

..

[keen snow]

I'm gonna tell a German you said that.

@hot cloak look at this guy, insulting your language.

[hot cloak]

Im gonna ban that guy

ban 0x1

[viral thunder]

:x: I cannot ban this member.

[hot cloak]

bots broken

[keen snow]

Who made this shit bot?

Can't even ban people.

[hot cloak]

trash

[raw prawn]

lol

[mint zinc]

alright

[hot cloak]

Where do I go again? Xd

@mint zinc

[mint zinc]

when youre in the nexus (after you finish killing the tutorial butcher) go to the left

[hot cloak]

getrole gaming

[mint zinc]

getrole gaming

[viral thunder]

:x: You already have this role.

[hot cloak]

I pressed R

Can I add you or something?

[mint zinc]

yea

my ign is Bombrunner

[hot cloak]

How do I add you O_o xD

[mint zinc]

on your map at the bottom right there should be an arrow click that then click the head icon

i sent you a friend request

[hot cloak]

Apparently I have to choose a name

Somewhere

[dreamy gyro]

getrole gaming

[mint zinc]

in the nexus theres like a gold knight looking guy

at the corner of the small spawn square

[hot cloak]

Added you

Sanchay is my name in there

[dreamy gyro]

I need adding too :<

[hot cloak]

name? 😄

@mint zinc I died T_T

[mint zinc]

rip

yeah itl be like that for a while

[hot cloak]

Where ar eyou now?

[mint zinc]

im in a end game dungeon

[hot cloak]

okay

[dreamy gyro]

My name ingame is Lukario

[hot cloak]

I wrote to you

[dreamy gyro]

Okie dokie!

[hot cloak]

This game is confusing xD

I think Imma play a game of LoL, then I should study xD

[torn latch]

@thick charm hello

I know your there

show yourself

@thick charm Heeeeey

😢

im gonna sit in my corner eat a lemon and cry now

[thick charm]

sorry have the server muted

what's up

[sturdy shadow]

we love you

[runic rain]

#general is for Memes only.

#general is for Shitposts only.

#general-2 is phountix' private channel.

[shy bobcat]

hallo polizeibär

😄

[north lava]

😁

[sturdy shadow]

@deft summit in welchem Kontext macht das Sinn?

[next quartz]

Lmao what? where is this from ha ha

[fringe gate]

How do you say ‘may I call you ____’ in German?

[fair iron]

Darf ich dich/Sie mit _____ ansprechen?

[fringe gate]

Thanks!

[hot cloak]

shootdog Arrem

[viral thunder]

You have shot @sudden panther's dog.

[sudden panther]

nooo not mine doguee :((

[hot cloak]

:^(

[stuck crane]

OwO was ist das

Was‘t das?

Lol

[lost dagger]

The library at my college had framed pictures above all the chairs, so you can't lean your head back without bumping one : (

[runic tiger]

Rip

[pallid kelp]

But why

[hot cloak]

Has anyone attended the Goethe Institut’s German online group course? (https://www.goethe.de/ins/gb/en/spr/kur/fer.html)
I don't live close enough to a Goethe Institute to attend their courses in person but at first glance this seems like an awesome alternative? 😃

[viscid cape]

@hot cloak That seems to be quite interesting 😊 I've never tried it, however

[weary sequoia]

somehow i can apparently sing 99 Luftballons well enough to convince a teacher that I'm good at speaking German

[weary sequoia]

which surprises me because i can barely speak a simple sentence without being like "am i saying this wrong????"

[stray flint]

my german teacher loves to play that song

too much

[tender sparrow]

gud song

[stray flint]

its okay

[tender sparrow]

The main thing I like is the synth at one point.

[icy skiff]

German, driving lerners nuts ever since it was concieved.

German tends to fuck its self over with its grammar rules.

But at least we're not trying to learn latin.

[tender sparrow]

It's sort of close to english in a few ways

Like using zu

[icy skiff]

Eh....

It has Germanic roots.

That's about it.

[tender sparrow]

I meant more about grammar

and what do you mean...?

[icy skiff]

English people can make sense of very basic German sentences.

After that it's good luck.

[tender sparrow]

I've been making a decent bit of progress, but yeah.

[weary sequoia]

i've started learning sentences with such weird structure at this point and it's like
okay what is going on here
why would anyone put the words in that order 😂

[hot cloak]

you should start learning Latin, it's even weirder

[weary sequoia]

oh gosh i wanted to learn latin back in grade five and i'm glad i backed out after learning only a few words and forgetting what i was trying to accomplish
i don't think i'd be able to deal with learning a language stranger in structure than german yet

[hot cloak]

well, it has the advantage that you don't need to speak it

but unless you're interested in ancient rome, it's really pointless

[hot cloak]

Anyone here from Sweden?

[remote sapphire]

I think knowing latin makes it easier to learn romance languages

As a Spanish person who has to study Latin aswell, I can say that understanding Latin makes it even easier to understand even my own language

Specially if you dig in deeper in how latin evolved into the particular romance language you are trying to learn next

[hot cloak]

Willkommen @unique creek

[main hedge]

Duolingo partners anyone?

0hBaby

is my name

[hot cloak]

Can anyone please recommend me some books to read? Around A1 - A2 level (I think) would be preferable 😋 I was thinking of ordering ,Charlie und die Schokoladenfabrik' if anyone has read that before? 😄 Dankeeeee

there are a couple of children's books by Erich Kästner, but I don't know how difficult they are for a learner

Emil und die Detektive for example

but in my experience, reading a little bit above your level is always helpful

Ah thank you! I shall look into that one too 😃

You could also get the German translations of the Asterix comics

they're very popular over here

Ja a lot of a people in articles I've read recommend comics, but I'm not a big fan of them myself

Are you a comic fan? 😛

I wouldn't call myself a big comic fan

but I grew up with Asterix and Tintin

the Asterix comics use a lot of puns and clever wordplay

Ooo nice oke

I dont think comics are very popular in England, I think I've never actually seen one 😂

that's odd

but now that you're saying it: I can't really think of a typical British comic

[keen snow]

Weird, Comics are huge in NA.

[hot cloak]

NA?

[nocturne frost]

comics are popular here

[keen snow]

North America.

[nocturne frost]

you just have to look for areas

nerds are like cockroaches

[hot cloak]

Oh yeah, when I think of comics, I always think of America haha

[nocturne frost]

you only see them when you light up dark spaces

[keen snow]

Canada + America eat that stuff up.

It is an open nerd fest.

[hot cloak]

French and Belgian comics however are very different from American comics

at least the mainstream stuff

[keen snow]

Our comics have several classes.

It is pretty diverse.

[remote sapphire]

I found this for a reading sometime ago

Wait I can't send it well from the phone

8-9.pdf

8-9.pdf

Now

Finally

It also comes with questions

Overall I'd highly recommend checking out the Beelinguapp app

It's all about simple level audiobooks in different languages (most of them can be read in german) and a small test ab about comprehension at the end of every read

I'm using it everytime I get the chance to be able to get familiar with the pronuntiation and get to understand texts better xD

[hot cloak]

Wolfgang Borchert is very good

but also very depressing

[hot cloak]

Oooo thank you both vm 😃 😄

https://www.kurnik.pl/

check this

good polish site with games

[hot cloak]

Wie war Arbeit, @mossy igloo ?

[mossy igloo]

Langweilig haha

Nach freitag habe ich 3 tage frei

[hot cloak]

Was machst du, für die Arbeit? Kann ich fragen?

3 Tage frei, das ist gut! 😄

[mossy igloo]

Kommissionierung

[hot cloak]

Ah toll! 😃

[mossy igloo]

Nein

Haha

[hot cloak]

hahah, es hört mehr toll, als es ist ja 😛

[mossy igloo]

In drei jahren bin ich mafia boss

[hot cloak]

Mafia boss? 😮 😂

[mossy igloo]

Ausbildung für mafia führer

[hot cloak]

😂

Wassssss?

[mossy igloo]

Joking

[hot cloak]

Gut!! 😂

[mossy igloo]

Viel geld wenig arbeit

[hot cloak]

Ja, das ist richtig

aber... Polizei 😂

[mossy igloo]

Keine angst

Polizisten kannst du auch kaufen

[hot cloak]

Mmm, das glaube ich so :p

Aber,

Ich werde vieleee Agnst haben

😂

Und, es ist lustig, weil ich ein Jurastudent bin 😂 👀

[mossy igloo]

Ich wollte jura studieren

[hot cloak]

Wirklich? Warum?? Es ist ja zu schwierig ..Oh mein gott

😂

Hast du in Universität gegangen?

[mossy igloo]

Nein

[hot cloak]

Ah oke ^_^

[mossy igloo]

Ich habe gesagt ich mache ein jahr pause lol

Aber die pause will ein bischen langer dauern hah

[hot cloak]

Oja? hahah Also, willst du zu Universität gegangen? In ein Paar Jahre vielleicht? :p

Wo kommst du her? Ich hab vergessen, Kroatien?

[mossy igloo]

Ja kroatien

[hot cloak]

Achso 😃

[mossy igloo]

Und ich will studieren aber weiss noch nicht was hahah

[hot cloak]

hahah ja, ich war wie das auch!

Es ist nicht einfach

:p

[mossy igloo]

Aber wenn du druck von eltern hast das ist was anderes

So ist es mit deutschen kindern

[hot cloak]

Ja, verstehe ich das. Ich hab ein bissl Druck von meinem Vater gehabt, aber meine Mutter war gut :p

Alle Deutschen sind 'Dr', glaube ich! Oh gott! 😂

Sie sind alle sehr klug

Aber leben ohne Uni ist ganz gut auch, natürlich

Hast du für lang deinen Arbeit?

gehabt

[mossy igloo]

Ich arbeite sieben monate hier haha

[hot cloak]

O das ist gut!

[mossy igloo]

Aber ich denke mit GUTE uni leben ist besser

Nicht shitty art degree

[hot cloak]

😂 Shitty art degree? Glaube ich, viele Art Degrees sind seeeehr gut!

'Transferable skills', und so weiter :p

[mossy igloo]

Kunst uni ist ich bin für mein ganzes leben arbeitslos uni

[hot cloak]

Nicht immer!

[mossy igloo]

#nooffensetoartlovers

[hot cloak]

😂

Viele Arbeit kann man mit Art Degree haben

für sicher

[mossy igloo]

In UK, aber in meinem land nicht xD

[hot cloak]

Ach oke! 😂

Ich glaube dich ^_^

[mossy igloo]

Morgen wechsellst du jura ---> Le art

[hot cloak]

hahahha

Ich bin nicht gut mit Kunst 😂

naja.. Ich bin auch nicht gut mit Jura

😂

[mossy igloo]

But you can crack a co'l one with boys

[hot cloak]

😂

Oke ich muss schlafen! Schön zu mit dir reden 😃 Gute Nacht Anto

[mossy igloo]

Gute nacht twat

[hot cloak]

💩

[hot cloak]

Will jemand sprechen mit mir ? :) alone?

@hot cloak in Voice Channel oder schreiben? 😃

Prefer voice

Ah oke, ich kann nicht jetzt, sorry!

[left jolt]

On

[hot cloak]

Ich hoffe euch alle einen schönen Tag haben, weil heute ein wunderbaren Tag ist.. Naja, für mich, jedenfalls! 😂 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 Prrosssst! ❤

[lucid apex]

hey what chat channel would one ask about german history / history of the language?

[whole rapids]

german history > #archived-culture-study-visa
language > #questions

[lucid apex]

thank you! ❤

[shy bobcat]

moin 😄

[hot cloak]

Moin moin moin

@hot cloak

😂 😂 Neeeeeein hahahaha

Apparently people aren't the biggest fan of the wedding O_o

at least those that live on 9gag

😂 Some people hate them! Makes me sad :p

You are a real royalist ain't you 😛

Very much so 😂

Our royal family is also wonderful xD

But Harry ain't the crownprince is he?

[keen snow]

No

[hot cloak]

Yay, good!

No, he is... 7th? In line I think

7'TH IN LINE

How can he be relevant?

[keen snow]

It's not.

[hot cloak]

6th*

Be relevant? What do you mean

[keen snow]

It's not relevant at all.

Tbh

[hot cloak]

I mean, how do they pay that much attention to em

when he is that far behind in line to the throne

[keen snow]

It's something people enjoy.

Like a sporting event

[hot cloak]

Because he is still in the close nit direct royal family!

He is one of the most important Royals 😃

[keen snow]

But the royals aren't that important anymore.

[hot cloak]

The top 7/8th in line to the throne are the 'most important' ones

[keen snow]

To anyone outside of the UK anyway.

[hot cloak]

ahh okay

They are, I think so anyway

[keen snow]

It's just like meh

[hot cloak]

Well, obviously not to anyone outside the commonwealth lol

No difference to them

[keen snow]

I'm in the commonqealth

[hot cloak]

I think you are wrong Ana the great Moose, must people in Europe pay attention to it

Then of course you probably don't care about them 😛

[keen snow]

Eh it's just a nice wedding imo

[hot cloak]

They do lots and lots of great things for our countries

It is like the MET-gala of royal people

So, to celebrate one of them getting married is a privilege 😃

[keen snow]

They still can do that, but not care about the wedding.

[hot cloak]

No one is forcing anyone to care about their wedding lol

[keen snow]

I know

I'm just sayin

[hot cloak]

But, lots of people adore and love them for the great work they do

and as for anyone you adore, you celebrate their life achievements 😛

[keen snow]

Yeah it's not like I dislike them, there are just so many people batshit crazy over it that it's insane.

I think the same with celebrities too though.

[hot cloak]

Fair enough 😃

[mint zinc]

@hot cloak i just spent like 10 mins watching paint dry lol

[hot cloak]

😂

[shy anchor]

Omg such a cute couple harry have my babies 😩

[hot cloak]

What an achievement Jørgen... you weird potato - I want to draw too now

[mint zinc]

lets draw together!

[hot cloak]

Well I'm not really an artist xD

[keen snow]

Bro is so weird

[mint zinc]

thats no excuse to not draw tsk tsk tsk

[shy anchor]

I’m not weird

[keen snow]

Bro is weird

[hot cloak]

I do martial arts not arts XD

I'm not creative enough for that

[shy anchor]

I just want to be the third party in the royal triple

[mint zinc]

draw a building

from a picture

or something

[hot cloak]

Imma draw a stick figure

[mint zinc]

make a stick figure story :3

[keen snow]

I got dressed today.

[shy anchor]

I didn’t

[keen snow]

Achievement unlocked: got dressed when I did t have to

[mint zinc]

im half dressed lol

[hot cloak]

The only artistic thing I can do, is writing like somebody that is old

[shy anchor]

I’m 1/4 dressed

I win

[mint zinc]

poetry and art are my talents

[hot cloak]

and I envy you deeply T_T

[keen snow]

Are you in your underwear?

[mint zinc]

and a shirt

but yeah

chrono if you can do math i envy you

[shy anchor]

I’m in boxers and socks. Is that acceptable

[mint zinc]

yes

are they warm socks?

[keen snow]

Take off the socks

[shy anchor]

No they’re just regular socks

[hot cloak]

I can't do meth, I finished that ish last year

only B-level, and I was even so unlucky that I got it as an verbal exam

[shy anchor]

Why Ana

[keen snow]

I'll find it hotter

[shy anchor]

But then my feet will be colder

From the cold floor

[mint zinc]

take the hint bro

😉

[shy anchor]

😌

[hot cloak]

Get a room yall... this is SFW 😛

[shy anchor]

Good thing I’m not at work 😏

[mint zinc]

same 👀

[hot cloak]

Miss me with that bull, imma leave before Bro's oxytocin levels increase too much

[mint zinc]

lets draw

chrono do you like birds?

[shy anchor]

Wow

Rude

[hot cloak]

Funny thing, I live on the countryside, and I can take those bastards

I'd shoot each on of em, if I had the chance

[mint zinc]

why dont you like birds 😦

[hot cloak]

They chirping like they went mad.... shitty creatures need a bullet in their head 🤣

[keen snow]

I always hear owls.

[hot cloak]

Oh... and some of them can be threatening

[mint zinc]

no! i love birds 😭

[shy anchor]

Birds are adorable

I like eating them too

[hot cloak]

Sometimes they try to make a nest in a remote area of our house (I live on an old school that my dad bought), and then they try to defend the nest as if it was their house... n' I'm like BITCH NO

[mint zinc]

birds are awesome

[hot cloak]

Fuck Donald Duck... that rhymes... imma MC now

[keen snow]

The birds in the UK are fooking scary.

I had a huge seagull attack me once.

[mint zinc]

ive held a falcon before they are really cool birds

[hot cloak]

oh yhe... the Danish national bird, the swan, is also a majestic creature... a super aggressive creature that is known for attacking humans and breaking their arms....

[keen snow]

That happens here a lot.

Same with Canadian Geese.

They chase people down.

[mint zinc]

not many bird attacks here

[hot cloak]

Oh my friend went mountain hiking in Canada... where some people got attacked by moose

[keen snow]

Yeah, moose can be aggressive.

Theyre huge too.

[mint zinc]

yup

[hot cloak]

They moost be dangerous creatures

hahaha - I'm sorry

[keen snow]

oh my god

[mint zinc]

🤦

that was a stretch lol

[hot cloak]

sorry forgive me T_T

[mint zinc]

hug a hug

[hot cloak]

sank you, I should shower

[mint zinc]

feelin french rn?

[hot cloak]

what?

[mint zinc]

they are dirty people

[hot cloak]

LOL

[keen snow]

I am French.

[mint zinc]

and i'm a potato

[hot cloak]

say that about Swedish and Norwegian people, then I'll be proud of you 😈

I mean I'm black... I guess I'm always dirty, lol

[mint zinc]

thats one way to think of it i guess lol

[hot cloak]

huehueheue.. kay, ill stahp now! cya in a few minutes

[mint zinc]

cya 👋

[shy anchor]

@keen snow me too

[hollow solar]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs408FB7ViMRLR8yQ6ADVrQ

[mild cosmos]

Bam oida

Someone pulled a Wikipedia on me when I tried to convince them that oida is the most useful word I know in any language

They reckon that we have some awkward dance/rave kids to thank for inventing the word oida

I'm skeptical though; it seems to be too common in Vienna to be an invention of a single subculture

And besides, even though it was clear that they just found a definition by googling, I've not been able to find the article they used to make the argument. The subculture in question is called something like Kroche-Trend

"Krocha" heißt das

https://afinde-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/746633.jpg

https://kurier.at/meinung/kolumnen/ueberleben/oida-ein-zauberwort/30.528.592

According to this author, people were already saying oida in the eighties, although then eugen was more popular. If that's true, then there's no way a subculture created in 2008 invented the word

[shy bobcat]

"Oida" is just the pronunciation of "Alter" in a bavarian dialect

it might have spread due to subcultures etc.

[fair iron]

Ari und ein echter Mensch als Profilbild? O:

[shy bobcat]

das bin ich ^^

[fair iron]

As you live and breathe. ^^

So nachdenklich. :D

[hot cloak]

Ari ist ein Cyborg

[keen snow]

@nocturne frost

[nocturne frost]

honest to god

best use of behehe to date

[keen snow]

Why does this guy not like chuck.

[nocturne frost]

lets see

AHAHAHA

we know

[sudden panther]

LOL WHAT

[keen snow]

Is He???? I KNEW IT

I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

[nocturne frost]

we all knew lmfao

[keen snow]

FEELS GOOD MAN

[sudden panther]

I bet Chuck shot his dog.

[keen snow]

Why is he a dick?

@jade spear

[nocturne frost]

a h a

honestly beheheing irl

[keen snow]

Wait have you seen him recently

Like current pic

[sudden panther]

inb4 it turns out that this guy is Chuck's dad.

[keen snow]

I'm cackling

So hard

[nocturne frost]

A HA

I cantt star that

take a heart

[keen snow]

But what has he done

????

[thick charm]

I have no idea who that guy is

[sudden panther]

He celebrated new year without you?

[nocturne frost]

:(

[keen snow]

What a dick

No new years kiss?

[sudden panther]

No no. He didn't buy you a Christmas present.

[thick charm]

Please don't ping me again

[nocturne frost]

👀

someones mad

[thick charm]

Nah I just thought it was important

[keen snow]

#behindthescreen

[nocturne frost]

ok I'm starring that

[thick charm]

I'm out, don't get trolled

[keen snow]

@jade spear what happened in December?

[thick charm]

Again, no clue who that is. Probably Jeb again

[nocturne frost]

Jeb! 😩

[keen snow]

👀

[nocturne frost]

stop teasing

give him a clue

[keen snow]

But what did he do

Did he break your heart?

[sudden panther]

Omg we haven't seen Jeb in quite a while. What a stupit lil boy he was.

[keen snow]

Did he love another girl??

I want the deets.

[sudden panther]

Nah he was just a moron.

[fair iron]

Who we unbanned.

For a short time.

That didn't last.

[keen snow]

Cause of chuck right

[sudden panther]

We don't talk about that Casca.

[fair iron]

^^

[keen snow]

Top ten anime betrayals.

Also doesn t Jeb usually come in typing with all caps?

[sudden panther]

Jeb comes in many shapes and forms. The beauty of being a silly 10 year old.

[keen snow]

But you're a silly 10 year old??

[sudden panther]

No I'm 12.

[keen snow]

Oh right. Silly 12 year old.

[sudden panther]

Speaking of 12 year olds, I'd like your opinion about this image. https://i.imgur.com/DMrXJNW.png

[keen snow]

She's talking about you.

[sudden panther]

Well if that makes you feel better.

[fair iron]

Poorly doctored, that's my opinion.

[keen snow]

Excuse me.

[sudden panther]

You're welcome to do the search yourself, Casca.

[keen snow]

Casca you're going to witness Arrem get wrecked.

Everytime I type Arrem it now capitalizes the entire word. Go o d.

[sudden panther]

Nah, Casca believes that my image is an fake. Let him show his evidence.

[nocturne frost]

an fake

[keen snow]

Can we just ban arrem?

[nocturne frost]

you're going to ruin your real life english one day with meme speak

[keen snow]

I hope he does.

Then I can make fun of him.

[sudden panther]

My English is an flawless, just like my enormous brayne.

[keen snow]

Small brayne*

[nocturne frost]

has an interview with MIT 'henlo stinky mathematicaians, do you need an proof?'

[fair iron]

Not fake, just poorly cut together.

[keen snow]

LOL

[fair iron]

Doctored wasn't the best word, I admit.

[keen snow]

henlo

Henlo harvurd

[sudden panther]

Well all 3 are Flops talking about Ana, so I don't see what was done poorly.

[keen snow]

They're not.

I'm you. So they're talking about arrem.

Checkmate.

[sudden panther]

They. Did you just assume Flops' gender????

[keen snow]

Yes.

[sudden panther]

Wow.

[keen snow]

Got em.

I win again.

[sudden panther]

You don't win by being racist.

Poor Flops did nothing to deserve that.

Also offtopic this is the best thing I've seen all day you should all go see it. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/8klp16/hydrolic_press_smashing_candles/

[keen snow]

You avoided my previous statement by interjecting with something irrelevant.