general-2

[cursive marsh]

Ahhh

[ornate igloo]

US is only an exchange semester

[cursive marsh]

aha

[ornate igloo]

but that also has a scholarship I guess?

[cursive marsh]

Wait so you started

your masters

[ornate igloo]

yes!

well last fall I did a chonky internship

in aerospace

so im starting my masters late I guess but it was worth it

[cursive marsh]

Aha

I feel like in these 2 years you did so much

I still got 2 years left

[low drum]

Beepboob

[cursive marsh]

and then I'll do me masters

[ornate igloo]

IESSSS

[ornate igloo]

beep beep? 🤖

[low drum]

[ornate igloo]

*mwah

[low drum]

[ornate igloo]

@cursive marsh keep me updated!!!

[cursive marsh]

Aye aye bro

If I ever visit germany

if my visa gets accepted again

[ornate igloo]

YESSIRR

I will pick u up from the airport

[low drum]

Berlin

[cursive marsh]

🫡

[unkempt hill]

Who is up here

[stoic orbit]

Hallo

Zusammen

[frozen reef]

Hallo

[lilac crystal]

Hallo

[small aurora]

Hallo

[steel pumice]

Hallo

[calm palm]

Wie geht’s ihnen

[cosmic herald]

So viele hallos auf einmal 😂

[ornate igloo]

wo ist good mew

[cosmic herald]

Hab ich gegessen

[ornate igloo]

das ist gut :3

gibt es noch mehr mews

[cosmic herald]

Nein nur mich

😅

Denke ich

[ornate igloo]

Denkst duuu

vielleicht gibt es mehr

ultra rare mews

[cosmic herald]

Bestimmt 😂

Bin aber ein Unikat

[ornate igloo]

Das ist gut

Ist mew deutsch?

[cosmic herald]

Mew wird in allen Sprachen so genannt .

Also das Pokemon

[ornate igloo]

😭

Ich meine dich spezifisch

[cosmic herald]

Achso

Ich bin aus Deutschland

[ornate igloo]

nrw?

[cosmic herald]

Geboren und aufgewachsen ja. Aber wohne in Bayern

[ornate igloo]

oha

hab viele Praktika in Bayern gemacht

bin aber aus Hessen

[cosmic herald]

Ah ok

[inner blaze]

Funny guy 😂

[shadow cargo]

hallo

[forest apex]

Moin

Naaa duuuu

[rose flicker]

is ja nicht so weit weg

[ornate igloo]

moin

[ornate igloo]

meinste o.0

[shadow cargo]

hallo!!!

[low drum]

@beepityb00p gebannt

[glass wren]

Hallo

Leutee

Ist alles in Ordnung?

[inland jewel]

Hallo

[low elbow]

<@&305455824174710787> Können Sie mir bitte schreiben?

[sudden panther]

Strange request but okay as you wish.

mir bitte

Hope that helps, have a nice day.

[cold ridge]

XD

die arme Person XD

[deft wedge]

[indigo adder]

Star this.

Full context.

[deft wedge]

@calm cairn Oi

[calm cairn]

Got u

[deft wedge]

Thanks bestie

[calm cairn]

[indigo adder]

So heart warming.

[obtuse rampart]

Hey

[sudden elbow]

Oi

[hot cloak]

Oii

[narrow edge]

Oi

[solid kelp]

OI

[safe rover]

Oi

[potent mantle]

Oi

[balmy estuary]

OI

[ancient viper]

hi

[crystal fox]

Oil

[dreamy furnace]

Oooiii oi oi

[coral mauve]

Oui

[shy forge]

Oi

[ornate igloo]

Oi

[crystal fox]

https://tenor.com/view/oiia-oiiaoiia-oiia-oiia-cat-gif-11214653634976269562

[compact sinew]

hey

[ornate igloo]

heyoo

[long aspen]

Oi

[bronze pawn]

YT reference

[prime patrol]

omg dear sister tysm for keeping the community safe and welcoming like always

[forest apex]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-cat-ethel-cat-ethel-oiiaio-oiiaioiiiai-gif-11447083680189840632

[pulsar furnace]

A friend recommended me to use Goodnotes’ tape feature for vocab learning and wow i think this just changed my life. Just pick a bunch of images from pinterest and you basically have anki

[hearty pike]

This as an app with voice overs and stuff

[ornate igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-spin-cat-spin-hotseventyfive-poopy-gif-15634373525934554852

[inner roost]

Hallo Leute! Was macht ihr heute?

[outer tree]

Oi

[hearty pike]

trinken und serie schauen

[potent dagger]

@prime patrol so like

Any way or how u get first year results fast ?

Also what did u do for accomodation

And other stuffs like I wanna know the complete timeline

[lime scarab]

Hallo

[sage cliff]

Hello.

Is it true that even for native German people that there is chance that some dialected-German speaking are impossible to understand?

[forest apex]

Yes

Schwiizerdüütch for example

Can be very hard to understand for Hochdeutsch speakers depending on dialect

https://youtu.be/46jXCc8qv5E

[sage cliff]

How about within in Germany? Dialects OK?

[forest apex]

Eh Bayrisch and other dialects can also be hard to understand

It just depends

But city/town folk will speak Hochdeutsch

[sage cliff]

I see.

Thank you, sus hier.

[sage cliff]

Just there is a 5 seconds German speaking that i do not understand. I have tried AI. So on, no luck.

She does speak German that most of her speeches are identified by AI no problem, except that one.

I have also asked 3 of my German net friends, no luck.

But yeah, one of my German friends once mentioned: She does speak some dialects sometimes.

[haughty gull]

Guten morgen 🇩🇪

[ornate igloo]

raghhh

best dialect

[cursive marsh]

I would stop you there

[prime patrol]

no, this depends on the uni, u can ask them but idk

[prime patrol]

look online

[prime patrol]

ok so did you try looking up stuff by yourself? Try doing some more research and the timeline will be clear to u

online everywhere u can check the average wait times for each step

and then draft a timeline for yourself coz it differs according to the place u are at, the steps you need to do, etc

[ornate igloo]

nei dos göht nöd

[cursive marsh]

Understand? Me? No

[ornate igloo]

[deft wedge]

"No that's not allowed" if I understand correctly 😭
"Ne das geht nicht"

[cursive marsh]

Hä

Das ist wild

[ornate igloo]

du auch 🤭

[strong sandal]

uhh what???????

[halcyon nebula]

As soon as someone speaks a dialect and not just an accent it's almost like another Language

[ornate igloo]

Wasss

[strong sandal]

ich ahh ich habe nichts gesehen 😇

[ornate igloo]

alles gutt

was machst du so?

[strong sandal]

ich lebe... selbst?

[ornate igloo]

ja ich auch

seit wann lernst du deutsch

[strong sandal]

uhh ich habe das vergessen

[ornate igloo]

ist es schon so lange her ehehe

welche Sprachen sprichst du denn

[strong sandal]

und ich kann noch nichts sagen

[strong sandal]

ahh italienisch englisch und franzosisch

und dementiasch

[ornate igloo]

gosh so alt bist du glaub ich nicht 😭

was ist deine Motivation Deutsch du lernen :3?

[strong sandal]

trust me i forget everything

[strong sandal]

ich wollte in deutschland arbeiten, aber jetzt weiss ich nicht was ich mit meinem leben machen sollte

[ornate igloo]

na I mean u speak pretty good already

[strong sandal]

vielleicht kann ich meiner cousine fragen wie man in ein other ahhhhhh stadt umziegt

[strong sandal]

coughs so bad

[ornate igloo]

ahahaha

[ornate igloo]

hm! studierst du gerade?

[strong sandal]

ahhh it was land

[ornate igloo]

Oder arbeitest du schon

[strong sandal]

und nicht stadt

[strong sandal]

uhh nein? man kann in italien arbeiten wenn man 16 jahre alt ist... ich bin nur 13 jahre alt

i guess the get a job meme doesnt work on me

[strong sandal]

uhh ja

[ornate igloo]

achso bro u are really young

don’t worry abt your german too much u have a lot of time to learn

[strong sandal]

happens

[ornate igloo]

at your age I wasn’t speaking 4 languages 💀

[strong sandal]

ich denke dass ich KEINE zeit habe

[strong sandal]

wieeee deutschen sind kluggg

[ornate igloo]

du hast so viel Zeit! wenn du dich überanstrengst dann vergeht die Zeit zu schnell

[strong sandal]

uh oh what

[ornate igloo]

ya but don’t worry

[strong sandal]

wait wasnt zeit feminine

[ornate igloo]

I think you are on a good track for learning german

[ornate igloo]

ya

[strong sandal]

no what does it mean

[ornate igloo]

what

[strong sandal]

du hast so viel Zeit! wenn du dich überanstrengst dann vergeht die Zeit zu schnell

[ornate igloo]

yes you are very young and have lots of time! Don’t put too much pressure on yourself because you lose the appreciation for time

[strong sandal]

ehh appreciation... ich fuhle mich zu alt um mein leben zu andern aber auch zu jung um dieses leben zu verstehen

[ornate igloo]

bro did not have to hit me philosophical quotes 😭 🙏

[strong sandal]

warum lache ichhhhh

[ornate igloo]

It’s a common misconception to feel too old to change the course of one’s life

I disagree

You are doing it right now learning all these languages

You are not being lazy ^^

[glacial schooner]

Du wirst nie zu alt sein, um dich zu ändern. Wo ein Wille ist, da ist auch ein Weg.

[strong sandal]

oh it is i play chess and i barely achieved a decent level but there are 10yo who are better than me

and grandmasters

god i am a dinosaur

[ornate igloo]

there’s always some kid better than you at some super specific thing xd

[strong sandal]

uhh i learned them all because of school... but still i speak french better than those monkeys i had for classmates

[ornate igloo]

bahaha we can chat in French some time

I have to practice lmao

[strong sandal]

:(((

[glacial schooner]

Where are you from beepboop?

[ornate igloo]

ya but it’s a simple statistical phenomenon

[ornate igloo]

Switzerland

[strong sandal]

i mean i am not at native level but i can try

[glacial schooner]

Ah ok

[cursive marsh]

[potent dagger]

My degree starts frm this Monday and yes I've been looking detailed onto this from 11th mid or end but sometimes questions like these confuses me alot so thought of asking someone who's actually there because see if results come late basically it'll be 2027 march intake which means not just 1 year out of 3 , I'll be behind in 1.5 years which is half a sem and have to repeat it there 💀 and thought of asking anything else to prepare now like u got any tips so far I'm just learning language

[ornate igloo]

zizolein zizoklein~

[cursive marsh]

Ich bin nicht klein

[ornate igloo]

doch

wie gross bist du

[deft wedge]

Hör auf mitn Lügen

[cursive marsh]

Doch?!
Digaa, warte until you see me

[cursive marsh]

I am not 200 lbs lean

But 6 feet

[cursive marsh]

Ich lügen nicht digga

[ornate igloo]

na u a smol

pookie

[ornate igloo]

6 feet tall?

[cursive marsh]

Ja

Source: Trust me bro

[ornate igloo]

cute

smol

[cursive marsh]

How tall are you digger

[ornate igloo]

14 feet

[ashen moss]

I understand what Digga and digger are but it’s still off putting as an English speaker lmao

[cursive marsh]

[cursive marsh]

That’s normal I thought digga was the German version

Until I knew it just meant like bro basically

[ornate igloo]

digga

[ashen moss]

Digga/digger is bro/dude right?

[cursive marsh]

The digger isnt used I just put it extra

Digga is indeed that tho yes

[ornate igloo]

bro is saying digga with the hard r

please ban

[ashen moss]

Wie geht’s digga

[cursive marsh]

Digerrrrr

[cursive marsh]

Geht gut 😌

Und dir digga

[ornate igloo]

digga geht super

[ashen moss]

Ich habe Angst

German ist sehr… Crazy

[ornate igloo]

ne

zizo ist Crazy

[ashen moss]

Was ist zizo

[cursive marsh]

Digga

[ornate igloo]

digga

[cursive marsh]

Das richtig

[ornate igloo]

jawohlll

was machst du so zizo

ist es heiß bei dir?

[cursive marsh]

Ja

Sittin with the fam

[ornate igloo]

wie viel

[cursive marsh]

Under the AC

[ornate igloo]

u have ac u are so rich

[cursive marsh]

Like 29

[ornate igloo]

can u marry me I need money

[cursive marsh]

Every house in Lebanon has at least 3 acs

[ornate igloo]

I want at least one is that too much to ask for

[cursive marsh]

Also du bist mehr rich

[cursive marsh]

How much does it cost

In swiss

Here it’s just 285$

[ornate igloo]

WHAT

[cursive marsh]

Cheap Ne?

[ornate igloo]

it’s like 1000

[cursive marsh]

LMFAO

SHIP ONE FROM LEBANON

[ornate igloo]

but is it a fan or

like the rotating thingy

[cursive marsh]

BRO ITS AN AC

[ornate igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-cat-gif-1175703927588788964

[cursive marsh]

WHAT DO YOU THINK

[ornate igloo]

like this

[cursive marsh]

WE ARABS ARE SO FAR BEHIND

[ornate igloo]

BRO people in Europe don’t know what ac is

[cursive marsh]

It is like this

[ornate igloo]

ah that’s a fan bro

that not an ac

[cursive marsh]

Probably just in your area and germany

Pretty sure Spain has acs

[ornate igloo]

damn

my area

[cursive marsh]

Ik i was kidding beeplein

[ornate igloo]

doxxed me

[ornate igloo]

<

ik

[cursive marsh]

Cause you guys have usually cold wetter

[ornate igloo]

but fr if it’s only 285 I might get one

[cursive marsh]

I’ll show you when I get home

[ornate igloo]

is it like with a tube out of the window

[cursive marsh]

It is, idk if you can ship one

[cursive marsh]

Yes ofc

https://tenor.com/view/hot-its-hot-too-hot-summer-fan-gif-6624929911178008549

Literally like this

[ornate igloo]

omg I want I want

[cursive marsh]

More advanced

[ornate igloo]

I neeeeeddd

insisbisnalbaoanka

[cursive marsh]

Can turn it on outside the house

Thats an app for it

[ornate igloo]

bro what

I think your area is getting too developed

I might have to call flotzi

[cursive marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/768251737076531211.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=EE_WorryFrogKill

[ornate igloo]

:3

[cursive marsh]

@ornate igloo

[prime patrol]

nah u just gotta wait, my course was NC frei at my uni and I could register till later

u can apply in summer sem worst case scenario

[ashen moss]

Quick someone help, how to I rizz up this German chick

[deft wedge]

If you're asking for help from Discord users you have no hope and quite frankly she has realised this also

[waxen sierra]

hi

[ashen moss]

😔

I just want to learn more German

[deft wedge]

Now that we can help with

What are you using to learn it?

[ashen moss]

Duolingo

It’s mid

[deft wedge]

Agreed it really is

Have you given Nicos Weg a look yet?

[ashen moss]

It’s also lying to me I think

[deft wedge]

Ik everyone has probably told you this already

[ashen moss]

No I just got here

[deft wedge]

Oh nice

faq nicos

[rocky goblet]

Nicos

Nicos Weg is a free online program aimed at helping people learn German. It includes video, audio, text, grammar explanations, notes, vocabulary, and exercises. It also includes very useful cultural and bureaucratic information, such as how to open a bank account, while teaching you the relevant grammar and vocabulary.

It’s fairly popular and well-recommended, but keep in mind that you can’t learn a language with only one resource, even if it’s a good one!

You can find the courses here: https://learngerman.dw.com/en/overview/

You can also see various other courses for learners by dw.com here: https://www.dw.com/en/learn-german/s-2469/

[deft wedge]

This is solid

[ornate igloo]

BRO WE HAVE THE SAME ONE HERE IN PORTUGAL

[deft wedge]

Sometimes cringey but good teaching material and helps a lot

Welcome btw bro

[ashen moss]

Willkommen

Tsk Tsk

[ornate igloo]

sksksksk

[ashen moss]

Bro I was talking to that German girl

Why do yall think roosters sound like that

She was asking me the name of a boy chicken then made the most scuffed rooster sound I’ve ever heard

Apparently roosters have accents

[ornate igloo]

bahahahah

marry her 😭

[ashen moss]

It wasn’t a cockadodledo

It was a

Keakalakeek

[cursive marsh]

Costs 1k?

[ornate igloo]

no but in Switzerland maybe

[pastel bramble]

why vc is locked

[rocky goblet]

@pastel bramble, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.

[echo berry]

@ornate igloo

[ornate igloo]

@echo berry

[echo berry]

can you add me

[ornate igloo]

sure

[gleaming gust]

Germany not being a region for German is hilarious

Guess I am setting my app language to Austrian German

[ivory girder]

Fake German

[forest apex]

Set it to Swiss German

😈 😈 😈

[potent dagger]

Tysm

Nc frei @prime patrol ? Wat dat

Also I took international business here but most ppl go there for engineering, so my scope less?

I dug so deep and found only 1 creator so far in tht course

[near merlin]

Norway!

I want 2 kg of that stinky fish

[prime patrol]

I have no Idea bro sorry

[prime patrol]

look it up

[rugged kindle]

hi ves the arrem sister the gukesh fan

[cursive marsh]

So morale of the story, be rich if you want to live in Switzerland

[prime patrol]

omgg hii

[rugged kindle]

[ornate igloo]

RAGHHHH

[ornate igloo]

morals don’t exist in Switzerland

[shy tide]

Hallo Zuzammen! Ich lerne seit einer Weile Deutsch. Zurzeit habe ich das Niveau A1 und möchte gerne weiter lernen. Deshalb suche ich jemanden, mit dem ich regelmäßig mein Deutsch üben kann – gerne per Voice oder Chat. Vielen Dank!

[queen ivy]

Hallo. Wenn du möchtest können wir zusammen üben. Schreib mir einfach eine Nachricht und wir schauen dann gemeinsam, wann wir Zeit haben.

[shy tide]

@queen ivy Ja, ich habe dir eine Anfrage geschikt!

[wanton patio]

ich bin heir

[hearty remnant]

hallo leute

[hearty remnant]

how is a1 bro

[potent dagger]

So it's limited seats

[potent dagger]

But then I could wait just 1.5y more and go do my masters right 😔

[primal sleet]

@silk nymph hey i saw your introduction and i like your vibe ok bye

good luck with your drivers license!

[ivory girder]

heyxie ☹️

PAULINE!?

[prime patrol]

NC is

[prime patrol]

3 year degree? You won't have enough credits for most unis for masters

[shut trail]

Hello everyone

[low drum]

Hi

[hot cloak]

ich mochte pizza essen

[hot cloak]

Yo

[cosmic herald]

Hello again

[tired fern]

Halo

[forest apex]

Hi

[low drum]

Hi

[forest apex]

MOIN

[silk oak]

i’m not even learning german anymore 💔

[indigo adder]

Same. 😔

[rancid galleon]

why

[ornate igloo]

devs made it too grindy

[silk oak]

got busy w other stuff tbh

[low drum]

Sup brd

[shut trail]

How are you doing

[shut trail]

How are you doing

[cosmic herald]

Good how about you

[shut trail]

Good dear

[half solstice]

Hello

[paper valve]

didnt know u were alive marco

[half solstice]

No, I am from Egypt

[paper valve]

omg SAVE ME LORD

GIVE ME A BREAK

why do u want to learn german

and please dont tell me you want to move to germany or shit

[strong sandal]

We wouldnt be learning german then

[paper valve]

its just that life in german countries arent as amazing as you guys think

especially for immigrants

there are better countries

[primal sleet]

some people just do it for the love of the game 🤷🏽‍♀️

[strong sandal]

There is more money tho

[paper valve]

there literally isnt

they still live on the edge

[strong sandal]

I wanted to go to canada but i changed mind+my cousin looks like to be living the time of her life there

[paper valve]

bc of rent and everything

[strong sandal]

Oh… true

[strong sandal]

I mean true but if i need to get a job i want to be an engineer in germany not in italy

Here having a job is gold

[paper valve]

do u want to study in germany?

[strong sandal]

In germany they encourage it if you get bürgergeld

[primal sleet]

china might want engineers

just sayin

[strong sandal]

Good luck studying chinese

I mean it does tho it is a smart choice

[primal sleet]

millions of people have done it

you can too

[strong sandal]

Yeah true but if my monkey mind cant process german imagine chinese

[strong sandal]

Idk if i need to go to university here in southern italy no if i need to study in torino then let me move to germany directly atp

[strong sandal]

You believe too much in people

[paper valve]

oh okay

[primal sleet]

our whole life was built by people

so of course i think a person could learn chinese

[strong sandal]

I guess the people around me are horrible

[strong sandal]

My life is a mess i know

[strong sandal]

I could give it a shot… after i learn german decently

[silk nymph]

Thank you for your kind words!!! You are very sweet luv u too twin

[ornate igloo]

general 2 active

whattt

[left jolt]

i dont wan move to germany

[left jolt]

which?

Also depends the criteria of what you are comparing- for example the US is the best country in the world to move to to make wealth

(If you already in some way have the capacity to be a high earner)

[little spade]

degital footprint though...

[hot cloak]

heyy

[potent dagger]

Oh wtf then how do others go for masters there

[potent dagger]

So it's better to come there for degree right

@prime patrol also ty for the info, which city in ind r ya frm?

[potent dagger]

Ok

I look so younger than my actual age also people there look rly old 🥲

[low drum]

You are 27 and look 4

[strong sandal]

Oh… cute name tho

[prime patrol]

4 years degree mostly
u need to show a certain amount of credits in certain subject areas depending on the master and if you don't then u don't get in

[prime patrol]

that's Ur choice what's best for u, with 3 yr degree you can get into courses, that's Ur own research that u need to do

[rugged cypress]

huh, you mean Bachelors? they typically last 3 years not 4

[potent dagger]

Fr this aunty is scaring me

[indigo adder]

@limpid trail 👊 Gym done.

[surreal night]

Hello

Anyone from india

[limpid trail]

based chad

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[tawdry silo]

i should switch my translator

[tawdry silo]

well you can count studienkollig ik its not bachelors but its the general path

[rugged cypress]

it doesn't count as a part of your actual degree tho

and it's the "usual" path for only those who need it to meet the requirement

[cursive marsh]

[zealous crater]

Hi guys
Nice to meet you all. Glad to associate with everyone too
Am an American.
Any American here too??

[versed rune]

Hi there, welcome

[somber sigil]

Hey

[deft wedge]

You're an American?

[zealous crater]

Yeah. And you?

[deft wedge]

An Englishman. I'm just surprised by your writing style is all haha

[zealous crater]

Thanks a lot man

[zealous crater]

Hi

[zealous crater]

How?

[deft wedge]

Are you not a native speaker?

Two of the sentences just strike me as either semantically or syntactically invalid

I mean sure I nitpick everyone's English but still 😔

[versed rune]

Are those paintings on your picture?

[zealous crater]

Lol. They are different structures of English here. Plus I didn't grow up in America

[zealous crater]

Yeah. Am an artist

[versed rune]

Nice, where did you grow up then?

[zealous crater]

Spent most time in Peru

What about you?

[versed rune]

I'm German

[zealous crater]

Okay. I know a German friend. But he can't speak English fluently the way you do

That was way back though. It's been long

[rugged cypress]

Chris is clearly a proud Amuhrican

[zealous crater]

That's not how to spell America 😀😀

[deft wedge]

Mooooo

[versed rune]

Moorica

[rugged cypress]

but that's how you say it!

[deft wedge]

God I love Mericuh

[zealous crater]

😀😀😀😀

[rugged cypress]

who doesnt

[deft wedge]

How did you find Peru tho such a beautiful country 😭

[rugged cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/celebrate-america-america-land-of-the-free-happy4thof-july-happy-gif-17662691

[deft wedge]

Are you fluent in Spanish then?

[zealous crater]

Really?
"Mericuh"?😀😀😀😀

[deft wedge]

...no comment

[zealous crater]

Is that how you pronounce it?

[zealous crater]

To a reasonable extent

[ornate igloo]

RAAAGHHHHH 🦅 🇺🇸 🎆

[versed rune]

Usually Amiland

[zealous crater]

What part of Germany are you from?

[zealous crater]

Lol
Where are you from man?

[versed rune]

Hessen, pretty central

[zealous crater]

Okay. My friend then was from Cologne

Germans are good with Art I hear

[rugged cypress]

💉

[versed rune]

Nicht Frankfurt!

[zealous crater]

You didn't mention your nationality yet buddy 😀😀

[zealous crater]

What's the meaning?

[deft wedge]

Doesn't really matter tbf

[zealous crater]

Ok. Am Sorry man😊

[rugged cypress]

Schade

[zealous crater]

Just wanna be friends

[rugged cypress]

I'm only friends with cows

[zealous crater]

😀😀😀
That means I have to be a cow then

[versed rune]

It's good to set achievable goals

[zealous crater]

I know. Was only Joking buddy

@versed rune sent a friend request

[rugged cypress]

what are your goals?

[versed rune]

Taking a shower before it's too late for grocery shopping

[zealous crater]

😀😀😀
Lol
Thanks for accepting

[rugged cypress]

thats why i showered in the morning

[zealous crater]

😂😂😂

[versed rune]

I could never

[zealous crater]

That's my best time to shower though

[rugged cypress]

meine Kopfhaut was crying already so i had no choice

[versed rune]

Bless the Waschbecken

[rugged cypress]

lmao, i remember when i used to have short hair i would do it sometimes

but now it's quite long

[hot cloak]

Cows have short hair

[rugged cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-cute-looking-long-hair-windy-gif-17612650

[hot cloak]

This u

Beautiful

[rugged cypress]

yeah it's how i look these days

[forest fog]

hallo

[prime patrol]

oh wait I thought u were from india, are u not? I might have been mistaken

[prime patrol]

I mightve mistaken them for an indian because bachelors in india is for 4 years usually and 3 years bachelor has a problem with credit reqs

[sudden panther]

I am.

[prime patrol]

nah that's the 13th school year

[prime patrol]

hi you are

[sudden panther]

Ja, do you want my roti recipe?

[ornate igloo]

yommi

[prime patrol]

OMG PLS GIVE

[sudden panther]

Ok it's actually a family secret, it was written by my sister so I'm not comfortable sharing it publicly but I'll show you in a more private place.

[zealous crater]

Like a family inheritance or something?

[sudden panther]

Yeah!

[zealous crater]

Lol 😆

[prime patrol]

will u stream while making it so I can be sure of the process better?

[indigo adder]

omg... yes.

[indigo adder]

@sudden panther please.

and follow exact the recipe.

[prime patrol]

yes

[potent dagger]

I am I am, but honors is 4 years regular bachelors is 3

One of my senior is going but his exam is going on just now

So he'll have to take march intake

You were so lucky fr 🥹

[hot cloak]

HALLO

[heavy cedar]

Hallo zusammen

[brittle aurora]

haii

[elfin moth]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-girl-happy-giddy-joy-love-gif-14691048693061957707

[mint echo]

<@&305455824174710787>

[cursive marsh]

[hazy solstice]

Thank you for your service

[mint echo]

nice pfp snitch

[timber trail]

Hallo zusammen

[noble cypress]

hallo da

[timber trail]

hallo, woher kommst du_

[ornate igloo]

:P

[solid reef]

:I

[violet tusk]

Jemand EUNE?

[prime patrol]

which field? STEM BTech is better over BSc, other fields only have BSc, yeah

[prime patrol]

why

what's luck gotta do with anything?

I chose a uni that has a clear process for getting results

and then the uni in Germany had dates accordingly

you just gotta plan well

[rugged cypress]

you're lucky to have the brains to be able to read through all the faqs

[prime patrol]

lmfao omg yes I forgot the privilege and luck literacy has given me

[hot cloak]

hallo

[potent dagger]

nahh its so limited rn

[potent dagger]

i took international business here

[potent dagger]

most public unis have early deadlines and my exams might still be going on here 😦

[strong sandal]

Wait there are?

[prime patrol]

wdym

[prime patrol]

yee

[prime patrol]

for NC free courses a lot of them have it till August

[hot cloak]

heyyy

guys

[potent dagger]

Is nc available for business

Anyways aunty thnks alot @prime patrol

[prime patrol]

research

[potent dagger]

I'll keep pinging you for help until one day u get mad and block me

[prime patrol]

don't call me that

[prime patrol]

I might do that already

you have to do Ur own research

[potent dagger]

I'm actually doing alot , not kidding 😭 but then most ppl won't really tell about nc and all these and won't help

[potent dagger]

Even if you do it's good to ask someone who's already there but alright not gonna ping

[prime patrol]

all of this information is available if you Google

[potent dagger]

😐 I have seen it here and there before but like I said if someone's actually done the route before I thought its better to get an opinion from them

Gotta find my own mallu community who can actually help rip

Anyways thnx so far

[strong sandal]

This feels like a dream…

[keen quarry]

if the subject has an NC only around 10% of the slots can be taken by non eu students

[low drum]

No

[keen quarry]

?

lt. Art. 12 Abs.1 S.1 i.V.m. Art. 3 Abs. 1 GG haben alle Deutschen das Recht ihre Ausbildungsstätte und damit auch ihre Universität frei zu wählen, sowie das Recht zur gleichheitsgerechten Teilhabe an Studienangeboten. Da dies aber ein sog. Deutschenrecht ist, haben Nicht-EU-Bürger diesen Anspruch nicht (Bürger aus anderen EU Ländern sind gleichgestellt). Daraus ergibt sich, dass Universitäten und der Gesetztesgeber die Studienplatzangebote für Nicht-EU-Bürger bei zulassungsbeschränkten Studiengängen durch eine Vorquote zu beschränken müssen, sodass ein ausreichendes Studienangebot für Deutsche gewährt wird.

Nicht-Eu-Bewerber werden gar nicht in den Ranglisten geführt, sondern haben ihre eigene Vorabquote

[low drum]

No

[potent dagger]

What no

[low drum]

No

[potent dagger]

@keen quarry u ple eFootball

Or osm

[keen quarry]

No only fm24

[low drum]

Skibidi Toilet

[hot cloak]

hi

[cursive marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-spiderman-skibidi-gif-11268458470528183028

[haughty gull]

🇩🇪

[bold delta]

Hallo

[muted breach]

check #introductions 😭😭🙏

[olive hazel]

Hallo

[ancient canopy]

Hallo

Guten tag

[olive hazel]

Wie geht's dir

Guten Tag

[ancient canopy]

Gut und dir ?

[olive hazel]

Super

[ancient canopy]

So was machst du von beruf

[muted breach]

salam

[olive hazel]

Ich bin Verkäufer und Lehrer

Und du

Salam

[ancient canopy]

Ich bin schüler im haus

[olive hazel]

Schöne

[unkempt badger]

halloo

[versed rune]

Halli hallo

[torpid hazel]

Ich bin Studentin

[versed rune]

Wobei brauchst du Hilfe?

Dubios

[lunar topaz]

Hallo

[versed rune]

Hi

Vielleicht wendest du dich besser an den Support?

[lunar topaz]

@torpid hazel Wie geht es dir?

[torpid hazel]

Mir geht es gut. Danke. Dein Profilbild sieht schön aus Rike

[lunar topaz]

Ja

[versed rune]

<@&305455824174710787>

[tired river]

Hallo zusammen

[versed rune]

Hi

Good, how are you?

Welcome then

[tired river]

Wie geht es dir?

[lone fern]

Du hast einen interessanten Namen lolol

[versed rune]

Gut, und dir?

[tired river]

Gut danke

[royal radish]

guys what is a Fallschirmjäger

[deft wedge]

A guy who hunts umbrellas that fall

Trust me bro

[royal radish]

what

wdym?

[proven furnace]

faq resources

[rocky goblet]

Resources

Here's a link to our curated list of resources: https://bit.ly/gladresources. Check out #resources if you want to submit some yourself!

[crystal fox]

The source is: trust me bro

[limber jasper]

Wehrzeit

[muted breach]

Hallo

[radiant birch]

Hallo

[uncut trail]

halt die Klappe

[forest apex]

<@&305455824174710787>

[plucky gulch]

Lol

[kind acorn]

Leute

Schlaft Ihr?

[restive relic]

salamalykum

[low drum]

Ja

[lunar nebula]

Alaykumassalam

[restive relic]

Wie gehts

[verbal sleet]

hello

[restive relic]

hello dollar

[verbal sleet]

how are you doing

[restive relic]

Sehr gut und dir?

[tardy sparrow]

Wa alaikum assalam wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh

[tardy sparrow]

Yo just a heads up, that's not the appropriate way to greet (see: Riyad as-Salihin 856)

[lunar nebula]

Didn’t know that, appreciate the info man

[high fulcrum]

in diesem Moment?

[rugged kindle]

Ja, wieso nicht? Er schläft einfach immer

Heißt nicht, dass er etwas gleichzeitig nicht machen kann

[high fulcrum]

Ich dachte, nur Schlafwandeln und Schlafsprechen/Schlafschreien wären möglich.
Er muss ein Superheld sein
Gibt es eine Liste mit allen möglichen Aktivitäten, die er im Schlaf tun kann?

er = @low drum

[rugged kindle]

Nein

Er kann alles im Schlaf tun

Ist sehr einfach

[high fulcrum]

Okay, aber finden diese Aktivitäten im Traum oder in der Realität statt?

[rugged kindle]

in der realität

[prime patrol]

ja er ist ein Superheld

coolste Mensch

[hazy moss]

Hallo 👋

[low drum]

Ja

[high fulcrum]

Bist du ein Superheld, der im Schlaf alles kann? 😮

[low drum]

So sieht es aus.

[low drum]

Nein du

[high fulcrum]

Schlafendes Bewerbungsgespräch führen – und den Job bekommen? 😮

[high fulcrum]

Oder das Lied „Märchenprinz“ von EAV ins Hochdeutsch übersetzen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aguFCFbnzE&list=RDMM-aguFCFbnzE&start_radio=1

[low drum]

So bin ich zu meinem job gekommen

[high fulcrum]

Und was bist du eigentlich von Beruf? 😮

[prime patrol]

nein du

[prime patrol]

Schlafheld

natürlich

[high fulcrum]

Schlafheld @low drum mit zwei Vertretern:
@prime patrol und @rugged kindle

[low drum]

Technischer Angestellter Informationstechnik

[low drum]

Am du'sten

[high fulcrum]

Am knorksten

und keinen Plärrer

Du bist der Albtraum für die Kassenentleerer 💪

[high fulcrum]

Du löschst Viren im Schlaf – du träumst einfach von Antivirensoftware und das System heilt sich von selbst?
Das erinnert mich an jemanden .. hm .. Chuck 😮

Superman trägt einen Pyjama mit Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris mit „Neu_Hier”

[prime patrol]

am dusten

[restive relic]

whats up bro

r u turkish

[fluid ibex]

I NEED A GERMAN PARTNER

[indigo adder]

Try:
#1065443550004781067

[sacred stump]

Hallo

[livid gate]

Hallo ninja. Guten Morgen

[stray vigil]

Hi, how can I join the study group in voice channel here? It says it's only for selected members.

[rocky goblet]

@stray vigil, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.

[dull zodiac]

I need a partner

[raw rapids]

Hello everyone 🤗

[stoic orbit]

Hallo

[raw rapids]

Hi

[stoic orbit]

Wie geht’s?

Alles gut

[wide nymph]

hallo

[fickle glade]

Guten tag

[ashen sinew]

Hallo

[limber thunder]

Hallöchen

Warte mal, du lernst italienisch?

[uncut yoke]

Hallöchen?

Was ist das?

[hollow mural]

bedeutet hallo

[uncut yoke]

Ich verstehe jetzt

[keen quarry]

Was geht Leute

[uncut yoke]

Nichts

Und du?

[vestal bobcat]

why you still didn't have one actually ?

[rocky goblet]

You have administered 59 pats to @mint echo's feline companion.

[cedar spindle]

HI Guys

[hot cloak]

offering help in german im native talking and playing video games are good to me

[rugged wraith]

Wie heißt man diese Schriftart?

[sly quiver]

Fraktur

[rugged wraith]

Nur "Fraktur"? Nicht so spezifisch...

Aha, ich hab einen Namen gefunden: Tannenberg

[sly quiver]

cool

[strange geyser]

hallo wie geht es Ihnen heute

[rancid timber]

Mir geht's gut, und Ihnen?

[indigo adder]

@limpid trail gym.

[limpid trail]

based chad

[indigo adder]

Thanks.

[limpid trail]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-gif-5430850758035663288

you^

[versed rune]

Hi! Gut, und dir?

[coral warren]

Mir geht's auch gut

Was sind deine hobby?

[plucky gulch]

Hallo

[jaunty fern]

Hallo Leute

[indigo adder]

Now I dont have energy for cooking anymore.

[limpid trail]

you should order takeout

or let me take you out

[indigo adder]

Bro.
Döner again?

[pallid kindle]

Lange nicht gesehen, ist alles in Ordnung bei Ihnen?

[indigo adder]

Hey Alti!!!
How is it going?

[pallid kindle]

Hej :)) es läuft:))

[indigo adder]

That’s good!
How is your German learning?

[pallid kindle]

Schlecht 😟 ich bin wahrscheinlich wieder Level A

[indigo adder]

From the way you write I doubt that. :)

[pallid kindle]

Danke Ihnen 🙂

[indigo adder]

[ivory girder]

@edgy tangle hi! a bit of a discord watch out for guide

dont click any links and dont accept friend requests from people you dont know, this server has many bots just constantly doing that

[edgy tangle]

Got it!

[limpid trail]

always

[indigo adder]

Sounds like a perfect date.

[limpid trail]

when

[indigo adder]

3 am so we can watch the stars.

[limpid trail]

bet

[indigo adder]

[jaunty fern]

Wie alt bist du,?

[olive oracle]

rip general-2

[ripe slate]

stimmt

[olive oracle]

joa

[mint echo]

<@&305455824174710787> primax do your job

[errant nacelle]

Hi Primax here, this will be 50€

[mint echo]

mods scamming more than crypto dudes these days

[errant nacelle]

how else are we supposed to finance the server

[mint echo]

but you are already making a fortune by selling feet pics

[sudden panther]

Hello, Primax here, the first payment didn't go through, please try again.

[mint echo]

imagine having to impersonate primax

how bad our mods have fallen

[sudden panther]

Why would I impersonate myself, I am Primax from Austria.

[wind grail]

Hal

[light hedge]

guys if im not mistaken the german word 'am' means on right?

it isnt an abbreviation that stands for something else

[crisp terrace]

Technically it is short for an dem

But what exactly it means changes

[light hedge]

ohhh

[crisp terrace]

It can also mean beside sometimes

Like sorta

Prepositions are hard lemme find a link that explains it

[light hedge]

like right now im filling out a form and it says -- am, --

im assuming that means (location) on, (date)?

thats how it makes sense to me loll

[crisp terrace]

Uhhhh

Is that all the fill-in says

Or is there more context

[light hedge]

i didnt know that actually

thanks!

[crisp terrace]

Yeah so on the right side you put the date fs

I think the left is the place of signing

So like what city you were in or something

[crisp terrace]

So yes this was correct

[light hedge]

ohh alright gotcha

thanks for confirming!

[crisp terrace]

Gerne

[light hedge]

navigating this stuff is difficult as someone whose both never done this before and who doesn't speak the language

Danke!

[light hedge]

but its fun to learn

[crisp terrace]

Yeah I’m lowk just as lost as you are 😂

[light hedge]

i love the way how german is pronounced

[crisp terrace]

Granted I speak a solid bit of the language

Are you moving somewhere German-speaking or is this for practice?

[light hedge]

im accepted to an austrian university

[light hedge]

hopefully!

[crisp terrace]

Mmmm fun

[light hedge]

so im currently looking for student dorms or apartments

pretty much anything i can find

[crisp terrace]

Makes sense

[light hedge]

i applied suuuper late

so much of what i wanted is already booked

youre not from a german speaking country?

[crisp terrace]

No I’m American 😂

[light hedge]

ohh i just checked haha

graaaaa

freedom

[crisp terrace]

Ooh rah

🦅 🦅 🦅

🔥 🔥 🔥

[fallow stag]

🛢️ 💰 ⛽

[crisp terrace]

[fallow stag]

[lunar nebula]

English program?

[lunar nebula]

^^

[pseudo wyvern]

gibt es ein deutsches Poplied?

[serene garden]

wdym

[rugged kindle]

they're asking for german pop songs

the thing is, however, german songs don't exist

[serene garden]

i know a lotta austropop but that's probably not what they're looking for

[rugged kindle]

seas ✨ seas 🌟 oida 💎 oida 💖

[serene garden]

✨

actually

irgendwie irgendwo irgendwann is probably

a candidate

[rugged kindle]

interesting

[low drum]

Nena - 99 Liftballons

[rugged kindle]

Neu hier - Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa

[subtle hare]

luft*

[slender hollow]

Sido-medizin

[uneven spoke]

If anyone want it here you go

[serene garden]

<@&305455824174710787>

[deft wedge]

Hmm nothing wrong here

[river musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1110792603030540288/1367692242050875494/7fd.gif

[ocean knoll]

thanks for the nitro

[buoyant crest]

mom i’m scared

[rocky goblet]

You have prescribed 44 bonks to @hot cloak.

[hot cloak]

Hi Eule

[lunar furnace]

Yo

[devout burrow]

is it me

[pseudo harbor]

@hot cloak in the german only one you HAVE TO speak german. there are other chats where you can speak english or whatever language

[devout burrow]

??

[pseudo harbor]

all good no worries

[lunar furnace]

what happedn bro?

why so angry ?

[pseudo harbor]

im not angry at all

[lunar furnace]

good good

[pseudo harbor]

just wanted to explain that to this person in english

in case this person doesn’t understand german

[lunar furnace]

okay

[nova oasis]

Yo guys can sm1 explain me about this channel resources cuz i dont understand what is that and how can i learn from there deutsch

[lunar furnace]

i mean you cannot learn from basic in here

bro

its okay

not that deep

[nova oasis]

So can u give me some tip where can i learn deutsch but not duolingo xd i mean i can have some basic conversation

[pseudo harbor]

yeah and i just said to your friend and to you that you have to respect the rules in here. it wasn’t rude or something but just an explanation

[lunar furnace]

bro

i am new here

lmao

okay

[rapid jackal]

Hello guys how can i start to learn germany? and what is the first step?

[pseudo harbor]

its okay we will just let it be

i mean it was only in your mind?

[lunar furnace]

bros

leave it

[pseudo harbor]

im okay with things like this it’s not my server so i don’t care

[lunar furnace]

yeah good man

[pseudo harbor]

i wanted to help you out

[lunar furnace]

i see ur intensions my guy

[pseudo harbor]

hahash

oke oke

rage bait

bye sweetheart

[lunar furnace]

bro

what did she even say ?

I did not get the whole story ?

can someone explain ??

[pseudo harbor]

i don’t think i want to

im just leaving

[lunar furnace]

kay bro

[errant nacelle]

Sorry, but "it's not that deep" is not a valid excuse for breaking our server rules and we take all rule violations very seriously. So in case you are having trouble following our rules and sticking to the purpose of each channel, then you may very well lose your access to that channel.

[errant nacelle]

If someone isn't following the rules you are free to open a ticket in #report-issue or ping the @Moderator role directly in the chat.

You are talking to me now.

[lunar furnace]

what rules did she break ?

[lunar furnace]

can you tell ?

[errant nacelle]

Since you can see all the messages yourself I'll just explain.

• Speaking a language other than German in #german-only
• Refusing to listen to a reminder to follow the rules
• Being disrespectful

[lunar furnace]

okay

thanks

[errant nacelle]

For moderation issues we have tickets. We don't tolerate drama and fights between members.

[lunar furnace]

nice

she started fighting with me also

[errant nacelle]

I am talking about blackpoint, just to avoid confusion

[lunar furnace]

yes

blackpoint

[errant nacelle]

If something like that happens again please contact us in #report-issue

[lunar furnace]

I was trying to calm the situation but she started jumping on me to.

[lunar furnace]

ya sure

[warm bone]

so if i have an A1-A2 level and i can't talk german without using a few english words i can't use #german-only ?

[errant nacelle]

No, you can't

But you can use #beginner-german

[warm bone]

tysm

[errant nacelle]

Moderation issues are private and only between the user and the moderation team.

Now stop asking about it.

None of your concern

[lunar furnace]

she gonna repeat the same line bro

[errant nacelle]

For any further questions about how our rules work just open a ticket

[pseudo harbor]

oke sorry for this drama i didn’t wanted this to happen at all

[errant nacelle]

Nothing to apologize for. Next time you can just let us deal with it

[light hedge]

yep! international foundation year to be precise

english

since my qualifications weren't equal to the austrian matura

[tacit citrus]

When I was in school, my teacher often criticized me because he thought I was very smart, but I set a bad example for my classmates. I really hated when teachers discussed artificial intelligence because they didn’t understand it at all. I bet they didn’t even know about robust learning. Once in English class, the teacher talked about deepseek. One of my buddies passed me a note that said deepdi*k. I changed it to deepsuck. Then the teacher came over and asked me what I was doing. He saw the note, so I stood in the office for the whole morning.😂

[wise spoke]

HIII

[tacit citrus]

Okay,sorry

[hollow parrot]

Nuns es tut mir lied for my behavior

@lunar furnace es tut mir lied

[swift sand]

Hallo?

[dusty kelp]

Hello guys

[turbid pebble]

@hot cloak join me?

[hot cloak]

what u doin

[turbid pebble]

am coding rn

amlooking to study german too

[hot cloak]

ahh u mean we study together

sure

[turbid pebble]

yuss

[hot cloak]

hit me up

[turbid pebble]

req sent

[velvet moss]

Hallo

Wie geht es dir

[versed rune]

Hi

[scenic apex]

Is the German Sie similar to the Japanese -san? Where you go by Sie until told otherwise?