#general-2
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du bist monkey
NO he has to let me win
Qt
ja du
qt3.14, if you will
@keen quarry since there is no response from u, I crown myself the winner
What?
That’s too advanced for my stupid brain. 
nope
It is.
yes ty
💢
bonk @sour idol
@sour idol disarms you and gives you a taste of your own medicine. Serves you right. 
patcat @sour idol
You have administered 29 pats to @sour idol's feline companion.
You aren't stupid man
fax
Stop talking about yourself like that. You should always remind yourself of your strenghts.
bonk for self deprecation
Write them and down and remind yourself of them whenever you feel like that
Is my english that bad
wer?
the Weisheit stupid
narr, the one I defeated
I got them written down, I just don’t believe that I’m smart at the moment. I had 3 hours of theory practice for my license today.
the Kein-Gewinn-Haber: Narr
Wake me up when it's all over~
after 3 hrs , ur brain needs a break too
Probably and definitely more sleep then I got last night.
when September end?
Tue feeling you're describing is exhaustion which is totally normal. Relax a little you deserve it
Thank you.
😭😭😭😭go sleep fr
yes, when I get my visa
4 hours and 35 minutes should be enough I guess.
that's half of what u need
fancy
it takes 2-3 days to recover from sleep loss
I need to fix my sleep schedule till Monday, so it’s not a good idea to take a nap now.
Viser*
😭😭😭tell me ur passport is red without telling me ur passport is red
per hour, I thought
doch, geh schlafen 🤭
No, I want you write with you. 
Imagine needing a passport
idk, prolly, I'm sleep deprived myself 😂
I'll go then 🤭
no but fr I'll be here later ok, dm me when u want
No. 
I won’t go to bed if you leave me alone now.
ooooh fancy pants rich mcgee over here
I took the stupid route and just lived illegally in several countries for a while 
okay I'm not going but u sleep 😭
o h
How about I just lay down?
ja a good idea
rest your eyes
breathe deep
I did.
what's that phrase?
I'm a ramblin man
seems like it
and damn proud 🫡
schön
Like you
sleep well
no like u
No, like u.
no
Then like us both.
you're both beautiful, stop arguing
damn, ruined my point :/
You can make it another time again, we are a lot about who is sweet and cute or not and stuff like that.
ah, good
redemption
😂😂
ok then
moin Leute
Du bist die schöneste Person ich kennegelernt habe (correct me)
"Du bist die schönste Person, die ich je kennengelernt habe"
but more natural to use "gesehen" instead of "kennengelernt"
ooooo
thank you
Ja klar, keine Ursache!
Ich bin Chinese und spreche Chinesisch. Ich möchte Deutsch lernen. Gibt es jemanden, der mit mir in Kontakt treten möchte?
Take a look at #1065443550004781067. ^^
In which country should you like to live in?
Warum lerne ich dann Deutsch??
Haha xD
N. Korea

Gut morgen
Hi Jin! :D
Hey Rin :D how goes it
omg hi skibidies i havent logged on in such a long time help
Not too bad, wbu?^^
Glad to hear. 

@frosty spear, 1 week ago
You asked to be reminded about "take a shit"
[Jump to message](#general-2 message)
i never wanna open general 2 ever again
You don't ? 👀
I think any healthy person goes daily
Naah, going daily is overrated, should go once in a week or 2. 
Maybe he has a shitphobia
Come and open it agian to see my message
Got you
patcat @primal sleet
You have administered 157 pats to @primal sleet's feline companion.
You have administered 17 pats to @ornate igloo's feline companion.
awh only 17?
A
hii hope u are gud gud!
it’s oggi
Omg😭
Me
Did u
Okay @frosty spear. You will be reminded in 1 week.
Soon there will emerge a new life form in my body😔
I feel bad for the toilet
Hey what'sup
Hey
Hello :D
Hallo und tschüss! Ich gehe schlafen, haha
Pipipipi
I don't want to change topics on the main general chat so i'll say it here- A friend of mine gifted me a difussor (they bought one of those silicone adaptable ones, but her hairdryer was too big, so she bought a hairdryer with difussor included. It wasn't until she showed me that i told her that they are called "silicone adaptable" for a reason and she just needed to tweak it a little 😂 she had no use for it anymore so she gifted it to me) and i've researching on curl definition techniques- i don't have the curl definition brush (yet, it's on it's way to my house) but i used curl cream, sectioned my hair and tried my very best to define my curls with what i can, used the difussor... and this was the result!
The difussor was the biggest change, as i've used the curl cream and tried to define my curls in the past, but what (i think) happened this time is that the difussor was able to dry my curls without the water weighting them down, so the curls actually started near my roots this time! It's not perfect, it still needs practice, and i'm waiting for that curl definig brush to see if that encourages some change too. But i'm so, so happy with the result!
Looks nice
Thanks i'm very proud myself 
Good job
Chat is this an ad
no, you're just jealous of their super nice and curly hair
What if your hair is naturally curly? 
mine? it's not
it's super straight
Mine is. 
not even a wave
yeha finding good product for your hair (type) is hard
@wide kernel #resources message try deepl.com
for real
omgeee
Like me.
Water is also a product.
It's not full of artificial chemicals though, usually. 
so you like women, huh? 
Only one.

Depends where you live.
Gemroney? Its clean like the skin on a baby.
US and A?
If your tap water burns, it's probably not clean.
Ger money
US and A
My favorite countries
@merry oxide Mikeland is pretty nice
it really is
Come visit Forglandia
okay I'm on my way
Yeah :(
Good old Keflavik

Move to Germany! 
Water here's okay, I will stay. 
But... 
Ich hasse Excel.
Hyperlink mit WENN (IF) erzeugt immer einen Hyperlink, auch wenn dir Bedingung nicht wefillt ist! Argh, weswegen, Excel??
Excel ist excel
Excel Syntax ist allgemein komisch smh
hallo
<@&305455824174710787>
Dear Mod, I want to teach students German here totally for free of course
If I can do that here, what steps should I take to proceed?
Thank you for reading
preach brother but shouldnt you at least be at Level C?
Anyone can host lessons here.
The most prolific and effective grammar host is a B2, I don't really see why they shouldn't be able to.
the point im trying to make is that the higher the level the better the teaching
Not necessarily.
in most cases
C2s could be bad teachers in spite of more experience with the subject matter.
I am not saying the level is the main requirement
That is why I am asking
True to some point but arguable
nevertheless i wish good luck on ur journey
💯
You can be A2 depending on what you want to teach, there is no Level required as long as you know what you are doing.
The German teachers at my area are saying this : We have been born in Germany and therefore we are the best, come learn German by someone who has a German passport
The idea which Herr Antrim, which the great German YouTube teacher also agrees, is that foreign teachers will teach better as they have went through the pitfalls and difficulty of learning the language.
That does not warrant a teacher speaking the language as their native would be a great teacher nor does it mean they will be terrible
Judge a teacher based on how well they teach not regarding anything else, pretty simple
Sure, can you teach me ?? 🥺
Having a look at #lesson-info will be a good first step. After that reach out to us as others recommended here via #report-issue~
⭐ Question of the Day
Silliest GLaD member
Mama

Huhuu
I have some news to tell you. 
Schieß los
Hullooo
Hey.
Wie geht's wie steht's?
Could be better, how about you?
Halllooo kai
Don’t talk to him, he is mean. 
Ne, warte warte, ich dachte, du warst gerade offline
und wirst meine Nachricht in einem Tag oder so beantworten

So geht es doch beim Discord

Bin aber nd offline

Also, na okay, Wie geht es bei deinem Medizinstudium 
Man kai was hast du wieder gemacht 
Bist du gerade in der Türkei 
Zahnmedizin
Ja
Nichts offensichtlich 
Ich bin total unschuldig, wie immer 
Dunno, tomorrow's my first school day, and I still have to unpack
Joa läuft supi bin bald im 5.semester
Gehts du immer noch zur Schule 
like with the move and everything
I didn’t forgive him that he shoots cats and then he said that he will tell his lawyer that I broke a nonexistent agreement.
hah! Ich glaube dich zu kennen Kai!
Gut gut 
Bist du vor kurzem mit deinen Klausuren fertig ? 
ich bin Húllooo

und ich bin Moein!
Naja nicht ganz hatte klausuren bis vor 4 tagen aber bin durchgefallen in 2 fächern muss die wiederholen in 2 wochen
Es gibt nur ein Kai und der bin ich 
Mein Beileid.
u sure about that?
Klasuren kommen immer wieder zurück, also nicht zu viel daran denken und mit Positivität weitermachen. 
naja, ich geh mich dann Mal wieder
Good luck.

No. Stay. 
but but but
aber aber aber
And now you will stay.
no!
Yes.
let me gooooo
Never.
ok
Stay at least for a couple more minutes.
Schwer positiv zu bleiben wenn man weißt falls man wieder durchfällt muss man die klasse wiederholen
Thank u
Das stimmt. 
Btw @rotund raft since Alya doesn’t know about the arrangement it never existed.
Und wie läufts mit deiner uni
Ja, läuft gut, also solang ich jeden Monat meinen Gahelt kriege, bin ich mehr oder weniger zufrieden. 😂
Das ist das gute an den Studium hier. Ich kann teilzeit arbeiten, und genug Geld verdienen, um zu überleben, und kann zugleich auch Erfahrung sammeln. xD 😅
Boah ich wünschte ich könnte auch arbeiten nebenbei aber ist mir zu schwer leider
🫂
Bist du auf Griechenland?
Und Guten Morgen zu allem!
aus*
No.
Oh, weil deine Name Griechisch ist
kommst du selbst aus griechenland?
Ja, deshalb kenne ich seinen Namen
Hallo!
Alles gut
toll
Woher kommst du ?
ich komme aus der türkei ^^
Ich komme aus Pakistan.
bin 19 jahre alt
ich auch
was studiert du?
Ja logisch
well, kind of, i graduated from high school last year and i'm going to go to university next year
that's gut
Nür Deutsch bitte
didn't know 
hier darf man auch englisch sprechen
no
Nur*

es tut mir leid
Ich notiere das
Englisch ist auch erlaubt
es muss dir nicht leid tun
wenn du willst könntest du zu #german-only gehen
Ich glaubte nur im General 1 , können wir English sprechen
okay
nein, englisch ist erlaubt überall auf dem server abgesehen von #german-only
Englisch wird auch in die Mehrheit von Kanälen erlaubt, nur mit bestimmten Ausnahmen so wie #german-only.
Was sind sie von beruf?
wo in griechenland kommst du her? ich komme tatsächlich aus istanbul lol
Englisch ist erlaubt 😇
in #beginner-german kann nur man n bisschen englisch sprechen
purpose beginner-german
Everyone is welcome to chat here but try to keep your German beginner-friendly. You may use English to explain questions related to language learning but please try to keep it to a minimum.
das stimmt
huh
man, i haven't spoken german in a while
It is Constantinopole
And I come from Thessaloniki
oh please
cool! i wanna go to greece one day
warum hier for deutsch lernen?

Stop calling Constantinopole Instabul and then I will consider it if I will meet you
One day
lol
Mate it's just a language-learning server we don't need to start up the old disputes again. 
I doubt Ali was the guy who conquered it from the Byzantines so we can probably leave him be for that. 
this is not really an appropriate place to have this discussion and i do not want to have it
you don't have to tell me what the name of my own city is :3
let's all call it the nordic name actually: miklagard
I'm down, sounds cool. 
ikr
wie kann ich verbinden sprechen gruppe?
faq vc
Please read the [Roles section](#getting-started message) in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more!
Lese bitte diese FAQ.
Where are you from ?
apolloland 
Lol
Kyllini. ^^
What is that
Ach so , ich kann verbinden sprechen gruppe nach 60 minuten?
Down in the Peloponnesos.
eine stadt in Greece?
Ah you are Greek
Kleinstadt würde vllt. besser passen, aber ja. 😂
😂😂
mein mutter is grechiesch
meine*
danke
Do you people listen German podcast passively while doing chores or exercising? Do you think it is useful?
Generally it's not going to be useful if you just put it on as background noise. If you're actively listening and trying your best to understand the words, it will help.
Ideally you should look for something roughly around your skill level, because if it's something too advanced, you'll struggle to process enough to really get anything out of it.
Yeah, I definitely agree with you. I listen such podcasts for three years while doing chores but I do not think that they were any help to me. I don't how can I pay more attention to them while doing such tasks.
Okay.
Yeah, if you're a beginner, it's hard to focus on audio while multitasking. You can probably do it with your native language, because you already know it well enough that your brain can "fill the gaps" and only pay half attention. But if you're a beginner or even intermediate level, you usually have to fully pay attention to the audio because you need that much brain power to process the info.
You can certainly try it out. It doesn't hurt. But yeah, if you really find that you can't pay attention, you probably won't take in much.
Thanks for your input . Well I do not think that I really learnt anything listening German content passively. I don't know how can I improve my multitasking skills, I would be glad if you. can tell me ways to do it, but it looks like there is no to listen German content while multitasking.
Does it have to be multitasking? What about finding content of your interest but in german?
Did you try really slow german with headphones? I know that sounds like obvious advice but that helped me a lot while doing chores, since the chores often can drown out the sound of whatever you're listening to
There's also intentionally slow podcasts like Learn German with Falk
He speaks super slow
(which is annoying for active listening, but good for passive)
Hmm, I do not use headphones when I am doing chores. I try to do the chores very quickly because I try to study coding most of my time.
But I can try of course.
What’s the fastest way I could learn German? I know a couple words but not enough to make good sentences out of it, im going into my first school here in Germany and I really need to learn it
I’ve tried Duolingo, its helped a bit, im still going at it, im really good in memorizing and understanding but I need ways and strategies
The summer schools here aren’t any help they only go on trips and watch movies in German
Though I can’t understand
uh, being in germany while taking private german lessons, practising a lot on the side and only really communicating with peers in german
i can't really think of a faster way
watching movies can actually be quite a big help
Again im still really new at it, do you know an “easy” movie?
just any german movie, google is your friend here - you can use subtitles in the beginning and then slowly transition to the raw sub xD
Moin
moin
No matter how kind you are, german children are always kinder
Hallo, guys could you give me some steps to learn german? My german currently is a1 level I just know the essential stuff but Im feeling kind lost, what steps should I follow to learn it?
One option is Nicos Weg.
faq nicos
Nicos Weg is a free online program aimed at helping people learn German. It includes video, audio, text, grammar explanations, notes, vocabulary, and exercises. It also includes very useful cultural and bureaucratic information, such as how to open a bank account, while teaching you the relevant grammar and vocabulary.
It’s fairly popular and well-recommended, but keep in mind that you can’t learn a language with only one resource, even if it’s a good one!
You can find the courses here: https://learngerman.dw.com/en/overview/
You can also see various other courses for learners by dw.com here: https://www.dw.com/en/learn-german/s-2469/
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you don’t understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially ä, ü, ö and ß)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Don’t be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you don’t let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
Kinders
Oh
Aha
You forgot an f...which makes it even siller
Omg german..im traumatized for life
Me too damn😔😔
Was kennst du noch?
Ich kenne noch:
Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter.
übergestülpt, aufgedrängt, nicht freiwillig gewählt
Perfektionisten treffen schlechste Entscheidungen am Ende des Tages
I am trying it now and this seems fine.
This
hey guys so I'm trying to learn german by watching netflix german series in german with subtitles. The internet said that one of the german made series was Kleo. I just watched first episode and I'm having hard time understanding the plot 
Is the series worth watching anyway? It's hard for me to tell if it's a banger or not. Btw if you guys have som suggestions to what to watch in german then I'm all ears
I haven’t watched Kleo so no advice on that, but I started watching Babylon Berlin and it’s pretty good.
What would you say is your German level?
A2/B1. I can hold basic convos and I already understand quite a lot
I can watch reels in german and understand the jokes etc but if I wanna say something more complicated, I need a translator for some words
Okay makes sense, sometimes I like to watch something that I know very well (The Office, Harry Potter, etc) but with German audio & subtitle.
where is it? It doesn't show up on netflix
So I know the story and not 100% lost 😂
Oh sorry not sure if it’s on Netflix :/
I tried watching avatar the last airbender in german(best series ever btw) but the audio and the subs were VERY diffrent
and it was confusing
That’s true, it does happen sometime & super not helpful
that's why im searching for movies/series made in germany so the subs won't be made by a google translator
does the audio and the subs match in the office? I've watched that one in eng already
i try to watch films on netflix that have german audio but there arent a lot of them
Ich sehe gern Dark in Netflix, das ist auf Deutsch aber die Geschichte ist sehr complex.
Not sure on Netflix, I don’t watch it there 😬
I just checked, there is no german dub and sub for me : /
Oh, ich hab auch Peppa Pig auf Deutsch gesehen, das ist in Youtube.
Ja ich weiß Dark, Ich habe ein paar episoden gesehen aber ich habe gestoppt weil ich musste zur Abitur lernen
peppa pig hmm
Bist du in Deutschland? Manchmal du kannst nur Deutsch Audio & Untertitel in Netflix sehen wenn du in Deutschland bist.
nein, ich bin in Polen : /
vielleicht
hello everyone, is someone here stay in staytoo nürnberg or any staytoo apartments?
Heute war ich auf der Straße unterwegs, und ein Autofahrer rief mir plötzlich zu: "fuss beicht". Ich bin mir nicht sicher, aber das Wort wird so ausgesprochen. Kann mir jemand sagen, was es bedeutet?
The second one is so dead
hello is there anyone who has started his/her ausbildung in Germany
it's never late to start, oder?
don't post the same question in different channels
not my case
and you get a reply in #general wth?
Sonst kenne ich nichts 😦
Egal wie jung deine Freunde sind, Jesus‘ Freunde waren Jünger!
Egal wie viele CDs du hast, Carl Benz hatte Mercedes.
Egal wie forsch du rangehst, er ist Forscher.
Egal wie frosch ...
Egal wie gut du fährst, Züge fahren Güter!
Halo who can tell me abt everyday words
hy
Alltagswort
Hyy
@pure briar, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.
I never visited Poland before.
I was there once
idk if all of poland is like that but as soon as we crossed into poland we were swarmed by mosquitos
polska wspomniana??
Wer ist in heidelberg
hallo
ich
Finde den Schreibfehler
alternatively:
das da
@prime patrol bet
is it child or food
Ves in my pocket
oh
Like kangaroo pouch
Infant, embryo
hahahaha cute
No u
It's good tho
I copied a good picture
well copied too
Thanks 🙇
Welcomes

Yes
Ahhahaha
They put a paper on the toilet door at a Café I visited which says customers should ask for the keys
I also had to say "kann ich den Schlüssel für die Toilette" 
”Und warum willst du den haben?"
"Ich will dich einsperren!"
hallo
Hallo Freunde, can anyone recommend a good server for universities in Germany- specifically master/ postgraduates? Danke
I don't think that's a thing. Some Studiengänge have theirs, big universities probably have a general one but not interuniversities
oh nein, das ist nicht gut 😭😭 Where do I get info on Universities from, besides their official website?
You can try here in #1033125270217048246 or use a VPN on Jodel (app)
Jodel is very toxic and even racist, do not recommend
My local Jodel is just teens with Liebeskummer
Depends where you are
It's just an anonymous chat like any other
Whats jodel
Where ever I go jodel is bad ngl
I mean I won't try to sell it as a super app. But it's just people.
What happens on Jodel ?
Nothing out of the ordinary
what happens in Jodel stays in Jodel
Jodel still exists?
This the one?

No profile?
Oh God that'll be bad.
is Jodel evil? I just need it for my uni research. 😃
What's your native tongue .. out of curiosity
I've never used it, can't say. 
Not having profiles just sounds like a recipe for hatred and toxicity though.
I don't say usually, sorry.
No need
It was known for that like 3 years ago
idk if it's still relevant
never used it
if there are any users left it's prob just the mean ones
something better than nothing 
faq
:x: The required argument name is missing.
<faq
YikYak clears 🦅🦅🦅
@frosty spear, 1 week ago
You asked to be reminded about "take a shit"
[Jump to message](#general-2 message)
Oh, hello there. Ig I'll just wait one more week😔
remind 1w take a shit
Okay @frosty spear. You will be reminded in 1 week.
👋
It works well on campuses for students, as soon as others start using it, it becomes 💩
I dont poop i create worlds
still nice pfp
@deft wedge
im not used to everyone being awake when i just wake up lmao
Thx
I woke up at 3:40 lul
7:50 for me
I woke up an hour and a half ago. 
so?

Oof
you wouldn't be awake in 8:00 in my timezone :D
that is what i mean
Ah okay.
patcat @sour idol
You have administered 432 pats to @sour idol's feline companion.
Welche Verbstellung ist richtig , wenn man 'und' oder 'aber' benutzt?🤔
What is happening in this channel 💀
Inwiefern?
patcat @ornate igloo
You have administered 439 pats to @ornate igloo's feline companion.
You spent 191 hours petting @rugged kindle's pretty pupper.
danki
patcat @sour idol
You have administered 141 pats to @sour idol's feline companion.
petdog @rotund raft
You spent 125 hours petting @rotund raft's pretty pupper.
general two
You spent 305 hours petting @rugged kindle's pretty pupper.
in der Tat
arguably the best general
since nothing happens 
Hey guys
Im going to berlin,prague and bratislava in next february. I need help for trip. Do you have any idea?
Please don't post the same question in several channels. :]
Okay sorry I can delete
Hey guys I have a A2 certificate and I would like to read some books to improve my German . Are there some recommendations (not too difficult please)? And thanks in advance
nicos weg
It's not a book
Tschick. There is a "easy german" edition. I haven't read it though. I only read the normal version which is rather popular in germany across all age groups
What is its genre
coming of age
Eğer yeniden dirilseydiniz hangi ülkede doğmak isterdiniz? (translated: de -> tr
Hello
Hello
Hello
YOO
Doing fine,wbu
how do i know what my CEFR thing is?
Yes, I am waiting for the call to prayer.
God bless you !
God bless you brother
Moin
I have passed B1 writing, speaking and listening exam but I have given the B1 reading exam thrice till now but am not able to pass the exam please I need help
You Passed writing but not reading!!!! 😂😂😂
Interesting.
Worship me.
I am not kidding 😒
That's alright man, you'll get it. 💪🏿
But how.?
What's the topic in "reading"?@green ember
Hallo
haluu
Moin. ^^
Stop talking nonsense, you're not funny.
Hello everyone I hope am welcome here♥️
You need to learn more vocabularies
Even I am not so good with the speaking part
ueben ueben ueben
mach so viel Fehler es moeglich
Hallo ich bin Aaradhya
Ich habe keine Freundin und kein freund
Ich bin student
Ich lerne Deutsch und ich bin neu in Deutsch
Das wasser ist toll
Ich sage es dir schnell, du musst mir etwas kaufen.
Du musst es für mich kaufen
Ich mache Witze
Gibt es einen Deutschen unter euch?
Was passiert hier grade😂
Jo, bin Deutscher :3
Es hat mir nicht gefallen
Tja
Ich verstehe nicht, was du gesagt hast
Hi
hi
I know no German at all
Hallo
no worries, everybody has to start somewhere
check out the resources section to create a plan
Im new here
Not sure how i can join voice channels
@fathom furnace, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.
has anyone tried Fintiba before?
What about comprehension imput
Wots det
I'm not sure what you're asking
I think they meant "what's that"
well it's a service to create a blocked account for a German visa
I wanted to ask if anyone tried it
Hello, is there a german native speaker on the server who plays Don't Starve Together, by any chance?
Try #gaming
Heyo
Moin
This one is always dead
ya ive noticed
Its better than the first one though
Moin. ^^
Moin! 
Evan Romer
oui?

Who have gamers group for german ?
Moin Herr Bezos.
Wie geht's denn so?
@humble sandal Video wie du einparkst wurde geleaked
😭 not this name I’m doing well how about u apolly
mit dem kleinstem Auto auch noch 
Hallöle poppöle, mir geht es gut und dir?
hiya ja ich war Zoo mit Schwester und wir haben Eis gegessen
Eis ist gut.
How does this happen. 😭
France.
You have seen the video¯_(ツ)_/¯ that's how it happened
It takes genuine skill to fuck up parking that badly.
Common sense would solve every problem they had. 😭
@deft wedge how was the meetup with your friend yesterday :>
My mother can't park either.
She always let's my dad park if something like this happens 
Went good, we had a lovely time chatting. 
that’s so great! I hope the weather is nice :D
LMFAO WAS 😭
beep was in a massive jungle greenhouse today (no it’s not where I live)
it was 37C and max air humidity
I was dying and my entire skin was pearlescent
but we saw chameleons and monkiee it was so worth
No. 😭
Did you take pictures?
yes I did :> u want?
Yes please. 
server

Why not
Not allowed
37°C doesn't sound that hot
max humidity x_X

kai
Mein Lieblings beepboop 
was machst du diesen Sommer
Its comfily warm and I never have to take a shower? Sounds like dream
sweaty 
@errant nacelle and I on our way to vandalize Jena with love (Not Safe for Szew)
@rugged cypress
Einfach ein Shiggy im Hintergrund
Bruder das ist glumanda
Ne
Pusheen
WAS
Schau
pusheen
Ich rufe schon mal im Voraus die Jena Polizei 
Hä grad hast du noch viel spaß gesagt
ist ganz klar shiggy
Can I join
wie heißt das Ding? nicht Schlüsselkette auch nicht Schlüsselanhänger
mir fehlt das deutsche Wort
Schlüsselbund?
Jaaa
Schlüsselband
ok aber morgen gibst du mir das 5 er zurück
Den
OMG SOCKEN!! 😍 😍 😍
Pls wash your brain
Dich hat doch niemand gefragt. 
Ich gebe dir nur den besten Rat! Wasch dein Gehirn, du widerlicher ( Ich liebe Socken auch)


Entschuldigung? Ich parke so gut und so schnell!!
Beweise
Brauche ich nicht.
Ich aber 
Ne, du auch nicht
ich aber
Was würden Sie für 100 Euro opfern?
Einen 5€ Schein
Wasss
hallo
Ich würde einen 5€-Schein opfern, um 100€ zu erhalten
Hallo
hi
Hallo Freunde
Hallo
bre wird rich
🙃logisch
Bre ist rich*
Tja dann gib mir 2€ bitte 
sis why is the foot on the table, get it down, did noone teach you manners (from the shape i assume it's toris')
Bre ist reich*
from the shape you assume
YOU REMEMBERED?
It is indeed not my foot
is it toris
please confirm so that i can either look like a total idiot or an actual foot fetishist
Li's just got really memorable feet. 
not wrong
it's not like either is good
i guess
Yes it is, who else would it be
i dont know, maybe you invited @arctic atlas too
Typical foot fetishist Taki. 😔
Everyone is invited. They just don't show up 
what
i bet you're in Jena too, and spreading gay propaganda
afaik i did say i wasnt coming
my favourite pastime
Some of the stickers were already removed 
im so glad i didnt because this week has been exhausting....

you can come to Frankfurt and we can spread feet propaganda together
General 2 always has the weirdest shit happening 
Deinetwegen
frankfurt is even further away than jena I think, plus it's ugly 
Jena is pretty!! And csd is next weekend. I hereby invite everyone, all of the 150 000 glad members!
Weil du reich bist
But szew is beautiful.
no it's not (it's the same distance by car but by train it will take longer to get to Jena(
and only the bahnhofsviertel is ugly
weil du reich bist
Nein du
nein du
Weil ihr reich seid
Nein Mike
Nein du
Hallo
stimmt
real idk why don't they just stop
Ich Stimme deiner Zusage zu
Thanks for the advice i‘m stopping right now
This has solved every financial insecurity I have ever faced, thank you 
patcat @woeful matrix
You have administered 106 pats to @woeful matrix's feline companion.
False.
True.
patcat @rugged kindle
You have administered 110 pats to @rugged kindle's feline companion.
patcat @woeful matrix
You have administered 395 pats to @woeful matrix's feline companion.

Ich kann doch bei dir Lektion mitmachen. 
patcat @rugged kindle
You have administered 255 pats to @rugged kindle's feline companion.
i see
patcat @woeful matrix
You have administered 15 pats to @woeful matrix's feline companion.
alya did u know you are my aunt
Hi, what's the difference between the deutschland ticket and monat ticket?
The Deutschland Ticket is a government-subsidized train pass in Germany, priced at €49 per month. It allows unlimited travel on local transport throughout the country. Unlike the €9 ticket, the Deutschland Ticket is primarily sold as a monthly subscription and isn’t transferable to others. On the other hand, the term “Monat Ticket” (which means “monthly ticket” in German) is more generic and could refer to various monthly passes for public transportation, not necessarily limited to trains. The specific details would depend on the local transport provider or region. For nationwide travel, the Deutschland Ticket is your best bet!
so real
I just used Microsoft Copilot accidentally, XD
happy little accident
Maybe
Yeah u told me!
oder einfach schwarzfahren
@weak talon how far are you in it
The course
Started me in section 2 I’m on unit 3 rn 🥲
Well I started again😂😂 I was too far I dunno wht happn
Its again from start
After i update it
Oh lol
And i feel so lazy to do same task again and again
Hm

Gonna be a very long process to get it equal
I am not even good at English tho
What’s your native language
I can understand but i can't speak very well
Hindi
Oooo
I am trying to learn Japanese as well
You’re Indian I assume?
I even learn how to read in japanese but because of my exam I stop it in middle and i forget the language is look like art more the language
Yes I am what about you
American
Ohhh 
My friend tried to learn Japanese once idk if he still is but it’s overly complicated
Well the hiragana katakana is easy but kanji is hard
Japanese and Chinese are like art and Korean is just “yeah put the sounds together into one character”
3,000+ characters in kanji I think?
And i remember everything so I was learning grammer
Chinese and Japanese are somewhat distinguishable but Korean is very easy to tell apart if you know what it looks like
But now I forget
Yessss
If i trylearn korean yes i willlearn it but japanese u have to precticce evryday
And I love drawing so I always think I am making smollanimal
😂😂😂
India is very cool but why does there have to be so many languages 💀
Hindi, Gujarati, Bengal, Tamil, etc
😂😂😂😂😂😂n
I.can understand some but not evrytging
I have my own language too
To be fair tho in general don’t most people speak one of like 3 languages
Even if it’s not their native
I am native at Hindi and gadwali I can understand Punjabi Gujarati Tamil is.hard for me Sanskrit
Indian have mny languages and fr i can't learn them 😅😅😅it's so hard
Yeah South Indian languages are a different language family from North Indian
In English the families are called Indo-European and Dravidian
You know wht hindi is also hard the old pure Hindi I can't speak I speak normal Hindi and some Hindi word is just out of my mind
I was studying Hindi I was like ohhh so from here this happn
Well but i love sanskrit now
Sanskrit is the oldest language but it sounds cool
Yeah the oldest surviving language



