#general-2
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i don't know a lot about Russian history, sounds interesting
[it's a joke btw just in case]
bruh
[not in a condescending way]
few years ago back in lockdown time i was really intrested learning abt russia
[that's fine don't worry]
real
bec i was bored
russia is lame tbh
NOT ACTUALLY but y'know it's just
it kinda just
Is miserable
and i learned how to live like them and talk like them
💀
yk ik
i know a french youtuber who talk about the soviet union, i find it interesting but yeah it's also scary sometimes
Lithuania iš tiny but I travelled a bit and the scale is incomprehensible
yeah definitely
I hate my country
Not in a racist way
In a , it's a shit ass country way
Let's avoid that kind of topic here.
oh oopsss
sorry
yes
no cs at that time i used to like russian music a lot thats why
go sleep
I no wanna
BASED
I love Russian music
Like 40% of music I listen to is Russian
Then like 30% Ukrainian
Actually fuck it idk percentages
a lot basically
and then English
Lately more German
everyone listen english sounds i guess xD
I BE LISTENING TO ANY COUNTRY SONGS AS LONG AS IT HAS A VIBE 💯
It's kinda hard not to
SAME
help are y’ll all male here ?
I know songs of so many languages
German is obviously a male language duh /j
😭
I knew russian song group but i forgot the name.. this sounds like "skibidi"
HELL WHAT
hell nawh
🥲
maybe try look for them in ur playlists
little big
is skibidi a word in russian ?
i don't know what does skibidi mean, i'm sorry if it was an injure
I don't think so ?!?!
no it isn't it's just a meme
oh okok xD
OMFG
FR
Apparently skibidi was a thing before skibidi toilet but less in use I researched it once
Unfortunately
Why TF did I research skibidi toilet
Omg I should get a life
i’m glad i grew up without havin a phone
the group is Little Big
same
Ohh
Haven't heard of them
How the fuck does that sound like skibidi
Especially if it's an English name how did u not remember
one of theirs songs is skibidi
Songs*
thank you
Ohh wait what's ur level in English
B1 i guess
I just realized maybe I should speak clearer, yeah 😭
don't worry lol
is
?
Or you mean like sounds like skibidi
Or actually is
Wait
I'm just gonna search it up
they made the original skibidi sound
yeah this one
i think they are Russians
“ kom dancen ich wil nich kom drinken ich wil nich ”
yeah I see
do yll know this german song
nope
💀
I
Know like 2
not actually
But it's just im addicted to And One
I can't stop listening to And One I found them ages ago and they don't have many songs
U can send an MP3 if u can cause
YouTube don't work for me
Or Spotify
I can't listen to music otherwise
ich mag gern Montez
im tryin to learn german by listening to german song but there isnt a single german song that i fw 😭
What genres u like
any
i like many genres, then i idk what to say
well i hv only heard the song called sonne
Oh same sonne is good
i like Sido, Bushido, Metrickz and Montez, they sing in German
I've uniironically learnt German numbers from Sonne
They are
THAT SONG REMINDS ME OF COLOGNE CATHEDRAL
Eins, hier commt die Sonne
Zwei, hier commt die Sonne
And then it goes up to nine 😭
have yll heard of auf de einen
the fuck is Cologne catjersral
nope
Ein* , Eins means also Ein but it's for another use i guess
Is it like for sound?
Like a vs an in English
Or В/У swapping in Ukrainian ?
Ein, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechst, sieben, acht, neun, sehn,
Eins is more like "ones"
i guess
oh
It's hearable too
curious
mayme i'm wrong
i'm a French speaker
Ohh
German and English learner
lol
😭It sucks so bad
English is confusing sometimes yeah
I did not learn it willingly I got indoctrinated /silly
[/silly is a tone indicator meaning it's not serious but also not necessary a joke just goofy ]
frech
French is too
I can't imagine knowing that many confusing languages
I'm native Russian and Lithuanian

French is hard but luckly this is my born language
Yeah
Aw heeeel nah
I don't think I could learn it 😭
One English is enough I don't need a second English
But it is a cool language
Why are you learning german then 
English is splitted into multiples English speaking, that's bleh
Planning to flee to Germany
Also I've always found it like
Idk I love the sound
I've always been fascinated
And it's
Doesn’t every language tbh
you're right lol
The more I'm learning the more I love it even though it scares me more so I'm absolutely taking on the challenge
But english is just ew as a whole
Fr
I hate how it’s just chaotic
It's both fun and drives me mad
No pronounciation rules u just gotta go with whatever
Fr
I dislike that a lot
German still has better pronunciation rules
From my understanding French is quite similar to English with the spelling ? [With the spelling being complete insanity? Unless I'm wrong]
Don't all languages 💀
i don't think so
Is there more rules?
I feel like it's strange how many letters seem to be silent without reason
E.g how E in English is silent when it's at the end, things like that is why I don't like English
Inglish shuld bi spelt laik dis
French has more rules than English but English is more sensitive with the pronunciation i guess
i love tge french language
Wait wdym English is more sensitive with pronunciation?
Isn't French much more strict with it? Like in English you can pronounce shit however u want pretty much
At least it has followable rules
Right
thaught, though, tough, are three differents words
the t is NOT silent yeah it's definitely there
Not some bs like “i after e except after c” (“die” ; “fiery” ; “friend” )
Labas rytas
No it’s taught, past tense of teach
it's basically pronounced thot-
NAH
THIS IS WHY I HATE ENGLISH
tot
that's what I said
Ye
Yeah but it's still th apparently just hard th
I pronounced it as tot tho
Because I can't pronounce th
labas !!
there is no th sound in taught
that's why i feel like English is hard with pronounciation
And word formation
Like the spelling is shit
If it kuld bi spelt laik dis it'd bi beter
lol
Ai'd honestli prifer
Wei betur
German has more rules than French
Wot du yu min
Way better
it's confusing between min and mine or mean
Mine is pronounced like mein
And mean is just long min
meeen
oh yeah
This is why I prefer Cyrillic
This is why i prefer any language to english
Мін
Майн
Same
i never learnt Cyrillic, for me it's like Japanese
It’s another alphabet basically, definitely a lot easier than japanese
how many letters ?
Latin and Cyrillic are equal
Bc in japanese every letter has 3 diff pronounciations and you gotta learn at least a couple hundred to be near fluent
Not that many
Like 30
It's easier trust me
Cause at least the letters ALWAYS make same sound
Unlike other languages where there's letter combos, letters have multiple sounds, etc
E.g English G can botj be like
The word gorgeous
Two g's both pronounced different
Gorjeos
In [Ukrainian] Cyrillic
First g = Ґ
Second g = ДЖ
Bro second g is literally two sounds in English it's bonkers
And theres no logic to it too 😭
Russian has 33 letters
Yeah no don't go learning new languages
Not until it's more stable ig?
yeah
Why are both so low res oops
my goal is B2 in English and B1 in German
But j can see it's not that much
Yeah
I'm not gonna learn any more languages until I'm decent at both Ukrainian and German
I mean can have convos well
And alright vocabulary
Then I might go for Polish or Spanish
i'm happy to exchange with you but now i need to go, see you soon
Oh alright yeah cya
Zymmer?
Spanish is better to learn
No but think about it
If you learn polish you’ll be able to sing polish cow song
Well if.. its what you gonna learn the whole thing for.. then why not😂
I personally would say Polish is better to learn.
We have alphabet too
Yeah? What about me
Polish is easier to me tbh like I understand it better + read it better already
But maybe Spanish more useful
Promoted to what?!
promoted to be one of those who weigh more in my heart!!!!!


I can get promoted?
Me
okay, since our company is currnt running short of hands, you are promoted! congrats!
Yippie
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My cringe levels went up by 1000%
will u clean the windows for me sweatheart

make sure you bring the water from home

ME ME ME ME ME ME
ja kochaju polskij [help that's literally just latinisdd Ukrainian idk polish and yes I'm aaaee what if means]
What is bl?
Oh my God do you mean ы 😭😭
I'm going to do crimes /j )silly
yes until 16.40 
😭 a bit over two more hours left
u got this
Get oke
One*
It's easy to install
Please you're gonna drive me insane
💔have mercy upon my already troubled soul
If you write к as k you won't live to see another day
this genuinely causes me psychological distress LMAOO
How can I join Vc
@silk pollen, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.
?
Did you read the #getting-started thing ?
Yes
Do you still not know how to
I was gonna ask u what keikohs meant then I read ur user
I thought it was German word
keikoh is my name

cool name btw
oh wait should I make my name readable for those not knowing Cyrillic I just realized no one can read this shit
loll its how ppl in japan call me wall the time
Goodnight Keikoh habibi, sleep well!!
itll be better tho. i cant read chrillic
tahnk u habibii
its now zymmer
Yes room in German 💔
Been that way ages ago
But spelt with t
Y
Because I'm quirky
[it has a reason for it but yeah]
good night Habibi !!!
its crazy that ur bio is in all caps omg
pronounce however the fuck u want as long as u don't pronounce it as zheimer
Cause I'm crazy /srs
zizo calls my habibi
haha
wait am I not allowed to call u Habibi or it's just a silly thing
I was simply being comeleon
I hear I copy
awe so soon 🥺
of course you can call me habibi, it means my guy
i had some alcohol and my face is burning
😭
To tjis
huuh how much did u have 🥺
keikohhhh
ehehe cute
not that much just abit but
keikoh babygirl.....-
Oh NVM good
*patpatpat
🤨
babygirl
keikoh is bebi
I call everyone babygirl

The sun is in my eyes help
it lost its values immediately
Wait guys I'll get off phone and use this as a
Uh
Opportunity to
Photosynthesis
hehe
I mean to anyone I like a little and affectionately but not like in a flirty way
Wait shit
I forgot
Do scars react bad to sunlight I remember hearing something
Eh doesn't matter what is the sun gonna do?
aaa my gosh keikoh winked~ 😭
i looked it up
mhmhmhmmh *patpatpT
my ehehe Are you all red in your face?
im so burning
||i thought it's putin||
i can still type so i dont think its that much
||It’s dutin||
Ehehe u didn’t see him when i streamed phasmo
bur yeah i should probably get some rest

Keikoh was barely breathing 
putout
there's a song
(,,>﹏<,,)
with this name
Rest keikoh!
Kaiser is a memer and i love it.
I know every meme since 2009
Why 2009 specifically 😭
Could be
Idk
I’d be 3 years older 
that is young
Are you 18?
That is 14-15 years old depending on the month
Will be in a month and a bit
im sadly not too much older 😭
I will be legally an adult
I turned 18 a month ago. I'm older than you
WHAT
Happy late birthday

Thank you
Yes
🤔
Why "🤔 "? 

I think Helvik doesn’t believe you
i do
Not me climbing 18 sets of stairs instead of taking an elevator
I thought kaiser was younger tho
Why would you do that
I hate crowded elevators
worst places on earth
Agreeeeeeeeed
oh shit 2006 gang
Yuh

We’re stronger, smarter and better
no way people who turn 18 this year were born in 2006 😭
that makes me feel so old
i will forever be illegally a baby
because you are :)
Am i the only one who loves to be older lol
Shush you bebi
You’re her grandma?
Omg
Well there’s a lot of new doors opening so i can’t say i’m not excited
up till you're in your 20s it's enjoyable
No??? 
Yeaaa
and then you're 30
I can drive cars
literally dinosaur age
im only 2 years younger than you!
I thought you were older

i felt old last year and now im already 16!??!?!
So young
YOU BEBEH

I thought you were younger
Turns out you’re older than i am
how old are you....

Kaiser grandpa
😭
yall babies
Kaiser is indeed grandpa
Szew is the real grandma
How old are you?
17
23 
You’re as old as the youngest sister i have
grandma cow

no way you just called me grandma


Cows get 15-20 years old
Szew is special
yeah, im a dead stake at this point tbh
🥩
RED MEAT!
ich
You still awake habibi

im jokin
a
b
c
yummy
Can a dead cow ban anyone tho?||jk||
omg



IM SORRY
I’LL DRAW 5 COWS AS COMPENSATION
do we have the film night on this server?
Nein
YOURE MY AGE???
are you 2000 or cringe
bro, i told you my age before
aoaoao
you act like i listen 😐
ancient fossil
Totoro is great man
So are most of Miyazaki’s movies lol
THIS! i realy enjoy every miyazaki's film
hi
hello fellow feline
Hi
hru
I'm feeling awesome, hbu?
are u chinese


zizo
Keikoh
YES
They’re a breath of fresh air
Volleyball
League will be pain
ich bin so oder so in pain
As I'm begining to immerse myself in German a little bit
It's uncannilly so similar to when I first heard English
Almost feels like that experience again
5000 years of civilization
Wdym
Sleeping 
hiya kräuterlebenwurstt
u should be eepy also!
Yes 😭
mhm *patpat I’m proud of you and u are gonna make it :D
and if I see u in the morning u are getting a hearty breakfast! 🍳
you want?
I’ll make u pancakes 🥞 ^^

Pancakes with Nutella 
I could buy some too 
Good night
sweet dreams
gn
Guten Morgen
Gluten morgen cuz mine started with bread 😭
Hallo
Does anyone know any good German shows to help me learn?
I ate toasts with cheese and salami for breakfast
Perhaps there are some in #resources
I’ll check it out thanks!
OMG THANK YOU YOU REMINDED ME I PREFER BURNT BREAD 😭 would much rather see the world burn mwahahaha 👺
I don’t have a toaster btw
I just put the thing into microwave
and
My dog ate my toaster so I use my pan
Lol
ooh that's easier 😭
I'm here


in my tummy it feels weird

Kid named tummy
Morgen leute :)
moinn
Keikoh! Wie geht’s?
but the question is whos the father
tummy feels weird cant get up
other than tgat im doing great
Hast du Medizin genommen?
ive taken two painkillers loll

but ig itll go away soon
hope we both get well soon
Hi Herzogin!
genommen
Upsi danke
Alles in Ordnung, Soldat
Yeah :)
Hallo Kaiser!!
nice
@hot cloak hier noch einer
Wie gehts?
Mir geht’s schlecht
Oh. Was los?
Mein Bauch tut mehr weh 😭
Gute Besserung
Ich weiß nicht, ob ich kann im Schule bleiben 
Danke 
I slept well 
hoiya, how are you! ^^
awe get well soon 🥺 
Hi
welcome bak
The word "bro" being a 3rd person pronoun is so cool
Like how did that happen
I use it all the time when I refer to people gender neutrally
Like it comes so naturally
"what was bro up to" "and then bro did-" y'know
It's honestly really cool part of English language even tho it's maybe uncommon slang idk
helvikkkk
keikohhhh

I miss u
whats up beeeep
beep so busy recently
been missing u too
tomorrow is thesis meeting
omg
need to get presentation done by then
big day
reminds of the time when i was writint my thesis a few months agoo omg
gosh ya except I haven’t got anything done yet
Same but I'm not certain how widespread it is
beeeeeep
it's informal and even then it's not tje default informal
pretty widespread on the internet at least, but I won't say it to my 67 yo neighbor

Yeah that's what I meant
was geht ab du geile Mütze
beep take good care of urself and dont fotget to always drink watah
net viel
bei dir so?
Not the way "you" is used
bro is spitting facts
I couldn't not join any channel why it is so can u please solve this issue??
mhm yes I need water rn cuz I was walking from uni and there was someone smoking and I have the worst headache since the start of the year now 😭😭😭
what about just making any nouns into a verb
lol
like brain is not braining
or my least personal favorite by @prime patrol "the boomer is not boomering"

omg are u okay? is it severeee, my tummy was feeling weird earlier and i took two painkillers, maybe u can go fine some medicine

im so sorry
I will look :_
and next time I see that person I will bonk them very very hard on the head
its been tough for beepy, ill send u my healing energy across the sea and land
thank u keikoh u are so compassionate

stay safe beep, dont look at ur phone while walking BONK
aaa im Home 🥺
thought u were walking to ur uni loll
I came from uni
home sweet home, make it warm and cosy
Oh yeah I love doing that shit
Can you do it in German too
I have never seen it in german
I did in Russian even tho it's weird like but it's fun
The thing isn't if it's used but is it possible
I mean anything is possible what am I on
I learn languages for the purpose of evil
I'm chaotic neutral 100%
- learns non surzhyk standard Ukrainian *
- Puts in Russian words in the most evil, grammatically horrific way *
- gaslights person learning Ukrainian into thinking it's a Ukrainian word * [NOT GENUINELY BUT JUST A PRANK I help her a lot with learning it but I am evil sometimes]
I can't hold it for together
I'm too evil
I can't hold it in anymore I'm literally pure evil
I can't find any evil emotes
Found something evil
this is me
Thank you 
I'm great and you?
most*
omg
Gute Nacht dear Keikoh, eepy well! 
dream of something beautiful :D
You got this
Wassup
@hot cloak Ayo?
Ich bin amity
du bist?
??
@wanton carbon please stick to one channel instead of writing the same greeting everywhere on the server
the spam filter gets triggered when you do that
hiiii

i like the emoji u use lol

weiß ich auch nicht ehehe
time to take over this channel again >u<
because I keep on killing chats
im simply too gud
I'm just too good
mhm u are Profi
u know every single gif there is
orrrr
maybe u are creating them
mhm kaiser is behind the entire gif library
curating new ones every day
ope
I AM SO CONFUSED 😭😭😭
kaiser actually just making gifs what
i hope everyone is doing well
mhm yes yes!
I hope you are too dear keikoh 
Where are you going?
To sleep, I think.
*patpat träume etwas schönes 
Who dare ping a vampire when she is busy rotting in her bed and drowning in her paranoia. Reveal yourself and I shall approach your mortal life with mercy 
im sorry
i thought u saw it already
How dare y- Ah, beep. 
I take back my words, I fear I do not have it in myself to torment such a cinnamon roll.
Spared!
nothign ^^
Can I eat you?
if you want me gone forever-
what is this american monstrosity before me
is that a cinnamon roll cheeseburger with bacon and cheese??
have you heard if ranch
of*
idea tbh
why do americans do this
even ketchup is better than salad sauce
(also #arts-and-crafts i just made my 2024 masterpiece and it is literally this conversation)
@dense quartz I submitted my coding assignment and I got a 94/100 with the following “feedback” PDF back
So much feedback

ehehe hi kaiser irina
how are you
did u see pistachio's drawing!
its so beautiful
No
Kein Zugriff
u have 5 minutes or u are getting a bonk >_<
nooo 
@hot cloak you still here?
No
What does the picture represent?

???
im paranoid
Why?
some people like to steal artwork and pretend its theirs
the last thing i want is it to happen to me 😭
aw pistachio
im sure it wont
and also
its awesome to have it here so u can show everyone ^^

Aw, your fear is certainly far from invalid. It's something that happens far too often, from what I noticed at the very least.
Perhaps you can try taking a few cautious measures, such as using watermarks on your artwork or signing it. It's an effort better than nothing 
eyup, i already sign my work
maybe watermarking it would be the way
despite it looking awfully ugly
If someone steals your art I’ll bonk them
bonk @cursive marsh
@cursive marsh disarms you and gives you a taste of your own medicine. Serves you right. 
dummer Bot Ich verabscheu dich
@rotund raft's cat knocks the gun out of your hand and scratches your face. Serves you right.
You have shot @hot cloak's cat.
das*
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jemand hat versucht, meine Katze zu erschießen.
Hau ab !
bonk @rotund raft
You have prescribed 262 bonks to @rotund raft. 


Wer war dieses abscheuliche Wesen?
der war aber sicher eine Person. 

shootdog @cursive marsh
@cursive marsh's dog bites the gun out of your hand and shoots you with it. Serves you right.
Waaaaaas zum fuck ist mit diesem Bot los
@hot cloak Ich brauche welche Schimpfworte, um diesen dummen Bot zu beleidigen. Hilf mir.



"welche" weglassen
i dont even understand what you're saying
okay, dann schick mir eben das ganze Wörterbuch, ein paar Worte reichen in der Tat nicht. Du hast Recht!! 👍
You will understand everything my friend, you will understand everything soon enough :



😭