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general 2 (feat. leer, marm)


Guten Tag
hallo du
Hallo
fantastisch und dir?
gut, und dir?
mir geht es auch gut 😄
das ist gut
was machen sie hier
Uh chatten?
Hallo DU 🫵 @sharp lantern
Kann man mit das 9 euro ticket von Heidelberg nach Frankfurt fahren?
was macht ihr hier
wegen "euch", Plural
gibt es hier sprach cafe
9€ Ticket gilt für ganz Deutschland, überall
aber nur noch diesen Monat
ich möchte mein sprache verbessern
Und Ich kann nicht ICE und EC fahren?
nein, mit 9€ kannst du nur regionale Züge fahren, also RE und RB
eine Ära ist zu Ende 
mein name ist abdalrahman und komme aus ägypten
Okay, danke schön
Willkommen!
und ich komme aus Ägypten! willkommen!
danke schön
ich komme aus Deutschland
seit wann lernst du Deutsch?
its almost 1 here what sleep
A lie
🔞
are regeln and regulieren the same?
no
"regeln" are rules
and "regulieren" is something like doing settings or install something
i dont know if you understand what I mean
isnt regeln also a verb
yes then it means something like to handle something
You could say: Ich regle das. Or: Ich werde das regeln
it means like : I'll handle this
ok danke
helooooooooo
helloo

haloo
Haiiiiii
@gusty ocean wie gehts
Auch gut
@kindred iris I will also try to listen to some more Dracula. I started chapter 10 today and it's starting to get a bit more interesting, although it's frustrating since vampires are a part of popular culture and I already know what's going on to an extend. It must have been interesting to read at the time though
gut danke
Okay! I may read today too and I'll keep you updated
@hybrid crow heyo, Discord's Terms of Service prohibit sharing pirated material on the platform, and doing so publicly can get the server in trouble, so we prefer avoiding that kind of stuff here. Feel free to recommend resources to people, but leave them to do the sourcing part themselves. 
Sorry, I didn't know that.
That's okay, no worries.
Went through the whole thing couldn't find these 2 emojis
Nevertheless great emojis 👍
Hello! I'm not great with conversation so take a floppa video
Hello guys does anybody recommend some good german podcasts?

Hi ! I personally listened to coffee break german and speaking of berlin
Maybe you'll also like them
@vernal epoch
Try coffee break German
Ommmmgggg the best Video I ever see😍 😍 😍 😍 😍

😳
Störe ich.... oh.....
😳 🦒
Hello
I need more flopaa videos in my life
Do great German dubs of non-German movies count?
Hallo
Hallo auch an dich
downfall
Not really a fan of dubs tbh
true dat great movie, I probably am due for a rewatch
Tell
I personally enjoyed the German dub of Spider-Verse more than the original English version
Das Testament des Dr Mabuse ist mein lieblingsfilm aus Deutschland. Das Leben den Anderen, Der Himmel über Berlin, Europa, Ludwig: Requiem für einen jungfräulichen König sind einige andere gute Filme.
Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari, Metropolis, und Die Büchse des Pandora sind sehr gut aber Stummfilme und dafür nicht so hilfreich für das Deutschlernen.
Europa
Ludwig: Requiem für einen jungfräulichen König
Was ist mit ihnen? Was sind deine lieblingsfilme auf Deutsch?
good
btw what way do you recommend to learn german?
an app like doulingo ?
a book?
or youtube? and if youtube can tell me the channels name ?
I'm probably not the best person to ask. I learned German rather untraditionally and I'm about 8 years rusty now. I'm flying to Germany in a few days and I didn't practice at all 😦
ooo
gl on ur trip!
but still can you recommend anything?
A combination of book learning and speaking with native speakers
Well I was a teenager on the internet. Not gonna be more specific than that
ohom i see
i gotta be more active in german communities
thanks for your time
and again i hope u have a great trip
thanks!
Gute Reise!
Gute Reise!
@winter gyro danke 🤩
Danke für all deine Empfehlungen! Metropolis ist das ich schon sehen wollte, aber ich glaube ich muss die richtige Stimmung dafür es zu sehen.
Ich habe bisher zwar nicht so viele Deutsche filme gesehen. Die meisten waren von Til Schweiger früh in meinem Lernen. Dennoch meine Lieblingsfilme aus Deutschland sind wahrscheinlich Der Untergang und Das Leben der Anderen. Einige neue Filme habe ich auch kürzlich geschaut, und beide war ganz gut. Sie waren Victoria (2015) und "A Coffee in Berlin" (2012). (Der Originaltitel ist "Oh Boy" aber diese Name gefällt mir nicht sehr...)
Gosh I haven't written German in so long
Kein problem! Ich verstehe, dass man in der richtigen Stimmung sein muss, um sich bestimmte Filme anzusehen. Ich stimme zu Der Untergang ist auch sehr gut. Ich habe noch nicht viele neue Filme gesehen. Danke für deine Empfehlungen. Ich liebe kino und suche immer nach neuen Empfehlungen.
im learning german first time this year and definitely duolingo, and also an online class and also this server helps
and for great film in german i suggest Dark on Netflix, rlly enjoyable
also if more serious then for example you can switch your phones language to german etc and see how it goes
thx
how was your first year?
is it going good?
what did u learn?
how much did u learn?
i might wanna follow your steps
mhm thanks i will for sure check it out
yeah its going pretty well if you actually commit and find german enjoyable to learn, i have a notebook where i write every word and sentence i come across, and id say just in like 3 months i managed to learn 500 words id say? theres much similarity with English so already knowing 100 words from the beginning is normal for an English speaker and the grammar structure is very similar
also i see people speaking in this server and often put on translate and put those words in notebook too
and this server has actual lessons going on always which is quite helpful
oohh i see gj
thats a pretty good idea i should try that for sure
thats what im praying for too
my dad already has german passport and basically i have to get my german level to intermediate if i ever wanna move there
ohh thats pretty good too
good luck on ur journey
(im a high school student but as of now im all the way in japan so im taking online course)
especially in my language
but im hoping to enter german university
gl too hope u reach that this year
its kinda like sh
ye u too, german chat might scare u but its always ok to half translate ur sentences and if theres something wrong then the chat can correct
what language?
mhm tru
when i saw the chat in german only channel
i was terrified
nicee ur from portugal??
yeah sometimes even advanced native speakers talk in beginner chat its bit confusing lmao
lmao thats confusing
sorry i kinda butchered the name
practice with sh in english
and u might be able to do ch
so i say ish in english
few years for english and already this level is pretty impressive
yea
thanks
german looks really scary at first
my background is fluent in japanese, english and russian but my russian died down a bit and getting worse
big complex words
i changed ac origins to deutsch
twenty is zwanzig and one is eins
couldn't understand a thing
for 21 they put und inbetween so its Zwanzigundeins
niceeee thats pretty impressive
yea for 21
they first say 1
then the 20
i can't say nothing in russian
twenty + and + one yeah
just throw a cyka
its ok
or a kurwa sometimes
thats all u need
cyka blyet me too
sameee
i know how hard romance language like portuguese is
cuz i tried latin last year
i didnt get past even basic beginner
his channel is kinda dying sadly
he isnt from russia tho lol
i think hes ukrainian living in estonia if im not wrong
oh
yea
i thought he was from serbia
i enjoyed his content tho to be real i havent watched him since 2017 or 2018
last vid i watched from him was when he just got his cat
yea dw about ur english personality
my first language is persian and i struggled alot for english
oh
dude persian is cool
me too
ohh
oh thx
did u try it?
ohh feminine and masculine ?
yea
no but i like a lot of stuff from persian culture like persian food and history
cool
and ik many iranians
we dont have that in persian luckily
ohhhh tysmm
thats refreshing to hear
i have nothing negative to say about persian culture lol
yea kinda complex
because some words have multiple meanings
thx friend
appriciate it
oo
like cultural stuff?
same in japanese, i checked japanese duolingo and japanese version of duolingo doesnt even make sense
like we have a street that is literally called 'pussy street'
ohh rip
and words having same meaning is also in japanese like word for bridge and chopsticks is the same
LMAO NICE STREET👍
or a fuck party
as in cat or actually? lol
the slang
ohhh thats kinda weird
cool lmao
come in march for a fuck party
japanese has the most complex grammar too, theres many forms of formal like u have different ways of talking to superiors, and complete different ways of talking to your inferiors, and then to equals
in persian
the word "read" pernounciation translates to shit in persian
so much etc etc
hahahahaha
yeah
japanese is a nightmare
ohh thats cool
its nice that ur fluent with it
im not lmao, most native japanese speakers arent fluent in the superior/inferior formal only just basic formal
yea like in the middle of the class
the teacher calls some one to read
like
Nima read
and it can mean nima shitted
its a language that refuses to evolve from rules made few centuries ago so it has too many outdated stuff
lmao wth
ohhhh there is different levels
hahahahhahah
yea some weird stuff
ooooo
come in portugal to watch ''the bitch in the train''
lmao
i would love to.
oh
does rapariga mean bitch?
np
wow
just in case..
thanks
np lmao
gonna need it
yea same for rapariga
that's a bit sad
np
hoepfully german is easier than that
i still want to go to frankfurt
and be a banker for deutsche bank
so specific its like ur life is already laid out for u
yea we can exchange swear words in out language more often if u want
yea
i'm someone who likes to plan a lot
obviously it can change
but i like being straight to the point
It'd be better if yall did that in your DMs 
@coarse fox i can tell some swear words in my language
for sure
anyone wanna be friends?
anyone wanna be enemies?
anyone wanna be rivals?
@hot cloak , fren? Me want fren!
me too
@rough pulsar bitte schau dir nochmal die #rules an, um herauszufinden, was du hier posten darfst und was nicht. ^^
Ich mag Charlie Chaplin sehr
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Hey, @young basalt, you were muted by the bot for writing too many messages in a short amount of time. try to put more of your thoughts into one message to not get mutedagain 
oh thanks :0
np 
I just rewatched "Oh Boy". Lovely film
guten tag
Warum nicht
henlo
Why did you change you name again
niky made it
Also what happened I napped for like half an hour and the channel had more messages than it did all day
I could also change it later and stay "four" for now
the other one?
The holper
there were quite a lot of messages when I checked it this morning
remind 1w nli
Okay @errant nacelle. You will be reminded in 1 week.
Too relatable 
r/infj also used to be quite relatable for me
despite me renouncing personality types
I'm confuse
I forgot
I've been woken up from a nap so I'm very much so in a limbo
@olive aspen why are you screeching 
yeah
although depending on the test I get either infp or infj
He hates us and loves bro
Oh besties in depressed personality types
but I'm not a big fan of personality tests 
I'm still laughing at the conversation, omfg so funny
ikr
hows life going brothers
on feet, mostly
And he was literally worried if he had upset everyone
he did ping mods twice 
Mine is walking on it's eyelashes
Howling
mostly? where elase does it go otherwise)
Oh bro
I just wish he had paid attention to my explanation 
sometimes it just falls down and needs a while to get up
He is a honest guy
damn, that's impressive
that's funny to imagine
Yuh, it was really simple and well-written, but he'd gotten really overwhelmed at that point, lmao
where you from, any slavs here by any chance?
It's bro
It's literally bro
nope
Not me either
Yeah, we love him regardless
We do
Me neither
I'm just fascinated
I think I attended the last one
do you remember when it was?
The last one he hosted was on tenses
does he yell at you for every lesson?
True
Yes
Whenever I'm in one I get yelled at

Disc mobile is being a binch
it has many problems
it bugs out in split-screen mode and the search function is trash
it's also impossible to copy parts of messages
and many other things
9th of april is when the last lesson was
Trueeee
oooooh, I remember that one
Yeah you were in it too
I tried to correct caramel's solutions
I remember something about a spice meter
I was surprised
I thought bro was a bit intimidating when I first joined the server 
I didn't know that when I joined
me back then: damn, this person doesn't like me at all
me now: oh, for fuck's sake bro
LAHAHAHAHAHA
I was slightly intimidated by you too
Because you knew a lot of german and didn't talk that often and were always in the lessons
When did Bro give lessons 
I don't think I paid that much attention to you in particular, in my eyes you were one of the "regulars"
last lesson was on the 9th of April
I bet I was there wzf I didn't know he gave them
he has the Session Holder role
So did bullo
I should probably host a lesson just to flex with the role
You made me check if you had it lmfao
I was like what I took a nap and this happens
OH MY GOD
Make them give you it when I'm asleep
Imagine everyone watching me till I go nap to do it
I will definitely tell arrem or whoever gives me the role that
Oh I'm sure all of the modmin team would love to be in on it
I checked and didn't see any messages from you
Oh no how did my brother in ranch get muted? D:
Quick give me the session holder role
I'd tell you, but the ensuing facepalm might be too dangerous 
Naive of you to think that's the first time
hi this is holper channel deluxe
where we don't feel guilty for just chatting aimlessly
I assume it's not. I suppose I should ask what did he do this time 😛
this is the channel where we can chat with an audience
I am an idiot
I've been doing a good skincare routine lately and now my blackheads have disappeared
So now my nose guard for swimming doesn't stay on my nose anymore

that sounds like a good problem to have
good skincare routine 
I've been having breakouts recently
I just choked because on the way back it fell off my damn face
Same my left cheek has seen better days
good because your skin is free of blackheads, not because water gets into your nose 
But it's probably just my hormones because when do I ever get to chill without them ruining my life
acne used to stress me out a lot, but now I'm kind of used to it
what's your routine?
I use CeraVe right now to cleanse once or twice a day
Really depends on how lazy I am
Then I have this fancy face oil that I pat on, and then this heavy moisturizer, so just a few dots of it
My skin can get a bit dry so I can't let that happen
is that at night?
brightening cream?
I'm afraid I'd fuck up my skin with something like that
reminds me of how I used a Clean&Clear wash with SA every day when I was a teenager
how is it working for you?
Omg clean and clear I remember those
I mean it's not perfect I do get occasional breakouts sometimes, but as long as I stay hydrated and sleep enough I think my skin stays mostly unproblematic
And the brightening cream doesn't do much I think
I only use it in the summer because of the tan I get, and as soon as that fades away I stop
Since it apparently has steroids that can harm your skin with prolonged use
does it increase sun sensitivity?
I don't care that much about the tan, as long as my skin is protected from the sun
I honestly don't know, I use it so rarely
I also barely go outside anymore ahahaha
I don't like it when my face and hands are wildly different shades
Bugs me
my face used to be much paler than my neck for quite a long time 
now I also put sunscreen on my neck
I also stopped using any skincare routine for a while, so my face has a bit of a tan
And only have to deal with it when I actually want to, aka on vacation
hmm, I think that there has to be a balance
I refuse
in my experience, the sun is pretty important for my mental health
For me doesn't factor in at all
I actually feel better when it's cloudy and gray outside
Like it is now
I love it, the smell, the clouds, everything
Probably because it was so hot yesterday and the pressure buildup
Me tooooo
was it strong?
Nope
here it was more like a drizzle
Actually idk I didn't pay attention
I heard thunder and went "huh, interesting", and then put my earphones on because loud noise scary
I will put you in a sun and soundproof bubble
you are going to have books and your spotify playlist
no light and sound from outside
I will push you around
yes
note to self
Ah shit i did a laundry spin today
laundry spin?
Otherwise I would have went out and bought some
Washed the clothes I wore out yesterday
You know how the washing machine spins
It's a laundry spin!

name your top 3 favorite forms of torture
just doing the laundry, I think
But that sounds so standard and boring
Ok so tickling, eating one food for weeks on end until I can't even think of it anymore, no light or sound
You know what maybe I will go buy some
But maybe not
this does sound like torture 👀
I have to think of mine 🤔 do I even have any?
Last year, I only ate toasted bread for almost two weeks
Before that it was mashed potatoes
And when I say only
I really do mean only

Thanks for the inspo
and you make me want to eat sunflower seeds
Time for a new hyper fixation meal boys
do you get them peeled or unpeeled?
I hope you still get all the nutrients you need
Do I really wanna go
I usually peel them in batches and eat them at once like a savage
yep

Choked on it, never again
I hate when someone is in the kitchen when I want to eat
Perish
Skedaddle peasant
I wish to gnaw on organic matter why must you disturb me
relatable
This is my exact face care routine lol
Hello getting bored. This is dad. I just brought some milk from the market.
Twinsies
I also use a face roller and a guasha whenever I feel like it
any recommendaton how to learn german
Deutsch Eltern haben
DAD Ich habe endlich dich gefunden🥺
Learn noun genders from the beginning and don’t try to sideline or ignore them
That’s my advice
Check out #getting-started .
can u guys help me learn
Sure, #getting-started 
Are we winning son?? 
@kindred iris the death note manga? How does it differ from the anime, other than the extras?
||👀||
but idk i didn't read it and only know what's in the anime
||that seems to be from the pilot/one-shot||
i might read it just for that
I will read it too
YAAS DAD

idk where to ask this
but is this server a good way of learning german?
or is it just to enforce what u have learnt elsewhere
I mean you can ask questions and talk in german here
And other people will correct you if you've made a mistake
So that's a way of learning it i guess
i’m not sure where to post this question since i’m new here but i was just wondering if anyone knows of any good german courses that are free? i’ve tried duolingo and it’s just not it for me. it just doesn’t seem good at explaining things like endings, placement of words, etc. are there any suggestions?
Check blitztag1 on Youtube
It's not well organised and lacks some topics but has really good contents for your level
@glossy thorn
thank you!
@shy anchor what happened to you
Huh?
@shy anchor what happened to you
WTF
Huh
?
What
who is this
Sei gesteinigt 
I missed you 🤗
Guess what's for breakfast yo
@kindred iris have you used "tick tick"? It's a to-do list app
What? 
COLD WATER
Shut up 
Nope I honestly just use a list on my phone
I'm not kidding
Why? 
Try it, it's really great and simple
Yeah
If it doesn't make me like chiki I'm sueing
Oh Jesus
Eggs are my enemies
It's alright I'm used to it 
I would make oatmeal but then again, I AM LAZY AND I HAVE NO APPETITE
@proud quest komm
This is holper deluxe Channel
what
I feel you, making/eating breakfast is a chore 
I don't make foods
Foods make you?
"make oatmeal"
foods don't make me
coatmeal 🧥
The meal of the oat
boatmeal 🚣♂️
floatmeal 🚢
chokemeal
votemeal ✅
I'm also lactose sensitive
ah hell nah mf making oatmeal chips
Do u want me to die dei
dotmeal .
Is that it
thoughtmeal 🤔
Today is not a breakfast day
i do wanna try something i saw a while ago
I love you I'm giggling at these
I make mine with honey, peanut butter and sliced bananays
i used banana for the milk one
A BANANAY
without bananas its uneatable
wotmeal 🤷♂️
I'd like a bananay
quotemeal " "
Sad they're out of season
nik i am going to oatm end your life
goatmeal 🐐
wait bananas have a season?
Here yeah
And they get expensive too
Because you know
Inflation and all
We don't import them as much anymore anyway
So they cost an arm and a leg 
I should stop listening to sad songs 
.
Why
Omg hi
Omg hi

Since when did you trust me not to take notes 
I'm an avid note taker 
😠 why are you doing this
You’re better than this
What would your parents say
You're doing great, niky
What would yours say if they saw your ranch consumption 😔
They never have
They know and they love and accept me

Primax I’m going to sauté you in peanut oil
mall jail is real
They’ve never said that
Yaaaaas queen
I knew you like grape juice 🤗
Primax? More like Fry-max
No
Yes
No
You said "Yaaaaas queen"
Yes I saw it
@hot cloak Nudeln wurden eingekauft 
Zeig
Später

@celest thunder ypu know why it was easy not to drop put of uni?
enlighten me
In 2017 I got a summer job at a bakery
I got paid 0.75USD for the hour working 12 hours a day every day
I would carry these big created of bread
The kind that turns your fingers whie cause the weight is cutting your circulation
I never ever wanted to go back to that
And best years of my youth was a cheap price for it
yeah true /:
With helping the department head get settled dealing with his boxes
I am just as tired as those 12 shifts
hopefully the new job is better man, this sounds like shit
I don't know if I should jump
But gonna try
can't be much worse really, also at the end of the day
I didn't read a single article in the last 3 weeks
you'll be earning more
I wanted to submit a paper by september
Didn't have the time to write a single line of fucking code
yeah thats shit lmao, definitely make the move
why not
@hot cloak was macht man mit dem Saft von den Ramen wenn man fertig ist
Long story short you need 80 on a academic exam I have 79.12, but since I am an academician I can get a waiver, however waiver is basically treated as 70 in the calculations
It's the bes uni in the country
I can make up for 0.78 I can't make up for 10
ahhh...
den Saft trinken
Mmm, ramensaft
Hello
Hey, you should read #getting-started if you want to know how to use this served
hello, could someone read my motivation letter and tell me if it is understandable or if there is something confusing please?
thanks, can i send it to you dm? : )
Ok, es war sehr scharf
Sehr gut Junger Mann 
Hallo
Saft von den Ramen 
Hallöchen Freunde 
Hello guys please can anyone here be my friend cause I need a very good and fluent German speaking friend
Moin moin
What exactly do you need this friend for?
To practice my speaking and listening skills
Of German
Which language do you speak?
English and French
Native english?
Native english speakers easily find a german speaking learning partner
But I haven’t found any bro
Try hellotalk
There are a bunch of Germans trying to practice their English there
@grand mason hello, welcome! Please avoid reposting the same message across multiple channels, as the bot considers that spam. Likely the best place for what you're writing is #introductions. Tell people a bit more about yourself and include the rest of it, and perhaps you'll have some luck. Alternatively, you're of course free to chat with people in #german-only or the voice chats, which will usually get you much better/faster results.
👍
yo ca fait plaisir de voir d’autres francophones ici
Some people that join this server and what the hell they say are killing me bruh
definitely some underages who are bored
feel free to report that in #report-issue 
thank you, but i'm just saying in general
@atomic folio ich mach grad auch 30h Challenge
Damit ich meinen Schlafrhythmus wieder hinkriege 🐢
Er kann auf deine Nachricht nicht antworten, denn er schläft immer noch gern. 😤😤😤
Ich weiß, er kann es aber lesen wenn er aufwacht 
Nach 30 Stunden. 
Ich mein er kann sich seine Zeit nehmen und ausschlafen 💀
Nachdem er über 30h wach war
Eilmeldung: Ein 16-jähriger Teenager fiel ins Koma, nachdem ein sprechender Fisch ihn aufgefordert hatte, 30 Stunden lang wach zu bleiben, um ihn herauszufordern. Nach dem Fisch wird immer noch gesucht.
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Habe angerufen. Habe zwar niemanden erreicht aber die Musik war schön.
Yall have any good german rapper recommendations
Capital Bra
Beyazz
Er meinte, good bzw "gut" auf Deutsch 
BRUH BEYAZZ IST VOLL GEIL
Also seine Musik 
beyaz bedeutet weiß auf türkisch
Was denn
@hot cloak, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.
i geted roles but i still can not speak
the vc are locked for me
It should work now. The text in #getting-started says, that it takes 15 minutes until you can join vc
We prefer if you direct people to read #getting-started rather than telling them the time, as it encourages people to read important info and also helps to prevent VC trolls.
The bot already said that they should read the texts in #getting-started so i assumed that they did read everything
Yes, so no need to write it here.
Okay, sorry
hallo, gibt's hier Ton oder?
What sorry, You made the mistake. Now be ready to be punished.
Every time you make a mistake, 10 Fishes are eaten.
DAS AKZEPTIERE ICH NICHT
Du hast doch keine andere Wahl. entweder nimm es einfach hin oder sei bereit, kraftvoll hinrichten aka backen lassen. 
wieso fragst du das überall?
Wieso müssen denn Fische sterben 😮💨
Können nicht irgendwie wespen oder so sterben
Er ist halt neugierig. 
indem sie sich von den Angler gebackt werden lassen . 
@spare anchor Don't post stuff like that please.
Bitte verzeihen Sie ihm. Er hat das nur aus Versehen gemacht. 
guys, whats the best way to get back at an annoyingly loud upstairs neighbour
he's in the 4th floor so i sadly cant risk trying to throw eggs into his open window
that depends on what he's doing which is loud. is he playing music? drilling holes in the wall? i need details to come up with a masterplan
anrgily stomping about in what sounds like fucking work boots for some reason, and playing the worst music known to man at like 8am on saturday
once he played insanely loud music with his window open on 4am on a weekday
also i wanna highlight the just insanely bad music that he plays
imagine if ed sheeran made a techno song
its so fucking basic
oh jesus fucking christ i'm so sorry
im not saying ed sheeran makes bad music but the things he plays are just 1 beat repeated for 4 mins
and at fucking ungodly times
the only thing i can currently do is hit my ceiling with a stick but i want to douse his entire apartment in motor oil
and then blow a fucking ton of feathers in
but the money's a bit too tight for that
i looked up an article and one of the first suggestions was to put jelly/jam on his doorknob
wouldn't be my first choice but yk, leave the options open
genius.
😉
let me know how the masterplan turns out, i'm invested now
*interested 
i meant to say invested, as in 'i now have a stake in the success of this plan'
i'm an english native lmao
i am
I believe lesser in the English of natives, so 
kinda having 2nd thoughts
admittedly i am scottish, so it might not count, but i pride myself on knowing a lot of big boy words and knowing how to use them
he just stomped about and i banged on the ceiling with a stick so if anyone would steal his doormat it would be the guy underneath him angrily banging the ceiling
i fucked myself over
yeah but what's he gonna do?
surely he's not that big a cunt that he'd report someone for stealing a doormat
I would be more amazed to see, how the police reacts to his report. Save my doormat, its my only love of life......
nah i got it
then they open a full scale investigation into the murder of his beloved doormat
Continue..... 
he had an old door mat next to his new one; so i just switched the two out
he's gonna be confused
and then soon i'll step up my game
playing my cards one by one, each stronger than the last
so what's the next step?
naturally the disappearance of his doormat
which says "love" btw 
his wife (the mat which he has been replaced with) is the only witness to his kidnapping, but she has been traumatised by the events and hasn't spoken since
Any suspects ?? 
god damn you guys
Who is more damned? We or God ?? 
god is the most damned since we are all still here
imagine having to put up with all of this
the police have found faint shoeprints on the ground at the scene of the crime, but they are yet to find the shoe which matches
i'm a fucking delight.
and you should be thanking me for being the catalyst of your idea
if god doesnt wipe us out after someone made this
then i doubt he will
then again
fk




maellow show feet
buy me dinner first
unless ur a girl then ew yucky stinky
jokes on you, i'm nonbinary

hii can anyone help me with learning german i'm just a beginner
nah this server is sadly not for learning german
💀
as i thought, a girl stinkyyy
really ?
nah its a joke
lol
luckily you wouldn't have to deal with a girl
best way to learn is just by talking i guess so try joing the german only channel @hot cloak
idk german 💀
as i thought, a guy stinkyyy
depending on how much of a beginner they are
i just wanna learn it lol
have you started anything yet?
then join study group 1 and hope he'll help you lmao
i started learning a week ago, if you need some advice on a couple of good resources/methods (i've learned other languages before)
yea well now is a bad time to learn in vc
yea sure can u tell me some
roowan i can help in some aspects but not in translation but you can ask me stuff aswell i suppose
i use this podcast called 'coffee break german', it doesn't give a lot of help with grammar but goes over specific situations within each episode like 'introductions' or 'ordering food'
some basic materials and those stuffs
but you'll need to supplement it with other reading materials
oohhh fine i'll check it out
i recommend german with laura, it's really comprehensive in all of the grammar side, but can be a bit confusing so if there's stuff you don't understand, look it up specifically/come here and ask
and make your own vocab notes, it's really helpful
no problem
we could all jump inot a vc couldnt we 
could we?
yesh
don't we all
i genuinely can't, some other time maybe, you seem fun
thats sad
the fact that i can't, or the fact that you seem fun?
i'm a complete beginner so i couldn't help anyway
wait aren't you a native german speaker?
exactly why i dont know shit about grammar
i know how to use it but idfk why i use it
same with english
yeah but english is the most nonsensical language ever
no one understands that shit






