#general
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some Guys are massive even at 17
i don't know what the legal age is for that in brazil, but that's still immoral in my eyes. that's a child.
yo fo' real
i have an american accent in german. not like poor proununciation just yk
i am american
Just so I can fool you and make you believe im a native speaker
me ain't was big at 17
last time i checked
me aint' be big rn
Absolutely
you could have a German accent in German in enough time

i'm 15, and there's no way I'd be mature enough to date a 27 year old in 2 years
meh side quest
patcat @civic scroll
You have administered 405 pats to @civic scroll's feline companion.
but it's da package that really counts
i think it'll come naturally living in germany.
Yeah
Don't get rid of ur accent

i like it when people have accents tbh
me speaks without accents
That German guy u know does he live in the us
@plucky raven The minimum age for an adult to date is 14; anything younger than that is a crime.
me can correct yo' Englaisch if u wan'
oh..
canada
Or is he just random some German
Ah
I know a couple where the man is 24 and the girl is 15.
im not gonna get into that here, but that makes me... very uncomfortable
hhhhhhhh
Thats the age If your parents give the consent
oh god
Ive been trying to keep my kiwi accent 
not good
@river fern
If anyone wanna know
yeah can we like end this convo
@drowsy minnow @plucky raven @toxic ivy Age of consent is absolutely not allowed as a topic here. Drop it immediately.
Kay
No felix
oh god i wasnt even reading their messages
🙁
guys why 😭
Mayonnaise doesn't count
Okay
There’s this video where the guy is German and he talks about his hiking in the Seattle area. He has barely any German accent if any. He also talks about traveling to other places. Part of me thinks he has lived in the Seattle area most of his life. Part of me thinks he has lived in Germany his entire life.
Can u share the video
hm have u ever listened to the easy german podcast
Btw João, you only speaks portuguese?
the guy do you remember his name?
regardless his accent in german is super impressive
I think hes polish(?)
same
But
Its Not really common to find other Brazilians here
Yes*
What's their name
wait the easy german guy is not german?

why the pfp change\
Try learning english first
Neo you should be on the easy german podcast
will be really useful
I'm going to learn.
sprichst du deutsch?
cuz i gotbored of the other one
im getting kinda bored of mine
papa eze needs a change
If you want some Tips, try switching all your médias to english
I'll give u a new one
He doesn't sound German at all
And watching everything dub and sub in english
im extremely picky
Janusz the old guy right
here u go
but i wouldnt say he sounds german
not me sorry bestie
it is
The younger one?
Nein
One popcorn
jap
oh
He's born in Germany
i've been meaning to draw myself a better one
no wait i know he wasnt
i was listening to a podcast today
and they spoke abt him learning german
fuck brb
Yeah I thought he was from Danzig or something 
holy bomba
Here they say he grew up in Germany
So he probably came as a kid
ohhh
ahh
"his father didnt even teach him polish"
I'll do it.

Hallo
i kinda want another wizard pixel art pfp
im scared that when i go to berlin next year, my american ahh mother is going to be loud and humiliate me
Moin
she has a very loud neutral voice
Nobody really cares about u in Berlin
Nah
die ist zu groß geworden
wizard
die stadt?
PPL just mind their business in Berlin
ist einfach eine stadt, was meinst du lol
ja?
die hauptstadt dennoch...
brotha wtf
Eulenmagie
i love it ty
das war meine frage
welche frage...
was du geschrieben hast
Hi
so verwirrend
Moin
du hast etwas den grossartige Motte?
Was hälst du von st Pauli
Ka ich guck kein Fußball
Oh, nein! Der Fisch ist kaputt
ich wünsche mir von dirrrr cheriiii
ah man that song is stuck in my head
War noch nie in Deutschland also nee
Als ob
du musst ihn essen. jetzt.
😭 😂
Ich dachte du wohnst on Deutschland
ill be in germany in a few months
Wohne in nem Vorort von Seattle 😂
Mein Beileid
Komm nach Frankfurt wir kämpfen
nein, du musst deine Kreatur jezt essen, weill du das geschaffen hast
😂 😭
why frankfurt 😭
if i'm able to get into a german university, that year is gonna be crazy, because im gonna get top surgery and THEN go to germany like 4-5 months later
Lieber Heidelberg xD dort studiert jmd vom Server Informatik
Damn well I wish you a speedy recovery
the additive or subtractive top surgery
regardless i wish u luck!
sounds scaryyy
subtractive
god give boob, and god taketh boob away
😭
proof that boob is not always a good thing. to my dismay
man why are there so many like
not-so-good pixel arts of wizards
i shouldve expected this 😔
Bet
omg i love him
I barged into the conversion
I read that first
byebye..., Ill come later on 😭
coward
holy aura
in der ganzen Welt gibt es kein Wizard besser als die heilige Motte.
Yes, I'm a cow and wizard at the same time
What will you do with that
that just makes me think of oblivion lol
hamburger
yk the moth priests
aw man he tail gone
i played it in german
die Motte hat Gandalfs hat
understandable
Have you seen my duck pics
noooo
nice ducks bro
yeah i made those
good job man
the world would be duckless without me
Can I have some too
Aww cute mallard duckies
es ist nacht für mich
did i share the fucked up little thing in my german homework here
hot
Es ist morgen für mich
Es ist 4:00 am für mich
Schlafen
Ich wollte nicht
Isn't there a song "ich wollte nicht"
Probably
@pine lion I want to visit a seafood restaurant called Squid Pro Quo
Hello
#introductions
Hi I'm prowler
I’m bored
hi chat
i almost missed my stop this week because i was sleeping so i made a mobile app in 24 hours that wakes me up before i arrive at my stop 
today is the first irl test
its over 1k lines of code
smart
.
I also made 3 ringtones
all of them have haptics too
meow

Hi I'm not
Hiii lexie
Moin moinn
Why not
How do yall usually say ,”what” to something
What
Cuz my name isn't prowler
Same
By choice
hi luna
Just say 'was'
My name isn't prowler either samee
Ich mag Matschepfützen
hi
the least good at coding femboy be like:
My name also isn't felix
Only one person on this server knows my real name
That's me
Ik ur govt name
What u eating
Same thing I always eat
Chicken
Ground meat and tofu in tomato sauce, steamed veggies, chicken breast, my 2 kinds of grain mix etc
Are u being prepared for smth?
Sometimes when I'm sad I just need to look at my wallpaper for like three minutes straight
hello
2% omg

hi
hey
what new?
me has found out that getting wet when it's humid indoors/outdoors it be hard for clothes to dry up
instead of having 25 percent humidity you got nearly 70
it not da same yo
true
it do be
yas lol
wbu?
me a planning on doin mo' stuff physically
my own laundry and stuff
a single washing session would cost me about $7-10
me just has to find ways to let clothes dry faster
For my first tattoo I'm gonna get an edelweiss on my right forearm
me after reading my bills
yo
what is u gettin' a tatoo?
u should get a monkey tatoo yo
i see 
i usually just wait anyway
whats that
An alpine flower
It's typically connected to Switzerland or Austria
me has found a method to track me's showering routines
last time me showered was around 5/21
around 4:00pm
so me knows when me should next showar

yas haha
me also has a humidity measuring thingy
fo' da humidity tracking too
it be around 50ish indoors rn
use the sun it be helpful
ya me can only do that ocassionally
why occasionally
Hi monke hi mia
Is u living smwhere where it is not visible
hi prowlie
how's life in there
here its just normal
ah oukei
we dont use dryers
Bcoz me nvr been to one
some peopel do that here too
but not as often
in summer time it be nice yo
me just gotta get da clothes set up outside when them be ready fo' da dryin'
ohhhh
what u do in winters?
in winter it no be problem fo' me because me rarely showers
average about 7-9 days me would shower once
so me only has to do laundry about every 2, 3 months
Me too twinni3
props to u my fren
🫃
das problem ist ich glaube er jokt nicht
gibt's hier jemand, der oder die auf die C1 Telc Hochschule Prüfung vorbereitet?
Wrong server chat
Entschuldigung
i have a metal thing you can hang your clothes on so i just hang them there
oh, showers
i still shower everyday
Np my friend
ah oukei
wauw
Me would die
that's very fleissig my fren
my skin is too oily 😔
just washing my face with a facial cleanser
Ohhhhhh
We saw that gng
hi
Hi lol
Hi lmao
Hihihi
Hiii
Hi
You're dead to me.
Bye flotz 👋

:)
<3
no no im sorry please forgive me 😔
thanks
i knoww
Hello
All you gotta do to finish up the forgiveness is paypalme 100$ and we're chill
it´s enough
Bye Mia 👋
Bye bleak
Rude!
i cant even afford food 😢
Dang
Hallo Leute
How are you
haish
Hallo
Food banks are an important service
eat less my fren
Ich möchte mit jemandem reden
Shark that shooshes you:
Hello miauuuu
Gibt es jemanden hier
Monkeyyyyy my favvvvv
Guten Morgen
hey everyone
Es geht
@marble path who are you
if for any reason i need to contact a mod
apperently they can´t type
lmao i read where not who
hm?
Did they send a friend request to you
@marble path says they can´t type anything in here
uhh they should try opening a ticket in #report-issue
Speaking of, I need to go through my discord friends list
you remember Crossi?
him gone now
atleast not online often
I think I’ll save it for 2027. New year, new me
I do
yas a down to earth dude
i see, they say that they can´t even open a ticket because their phone number has regional restrictions
me miss him a lot
if the problem is that they cant verify their phone number on discord, then i dont think thats something the mods can fix
its not an issue on the servers side, then
@worn jasper hi junior
How is your German language preparation going?
Not too gud
Why ?
You should focus on your studies too
I'm focusing on the 12th so I don't get much time to learn German
my brain read your description with the melody of fourth of july by sufjan stevens
Ok ok good 👍
😭
Guddd wbu
my brain read your description with no melody at all
Lol
Correct
yay
hi
yo
Guys is it screwed for me not having a degree?
Any decent enough jobs require a bachelors, and i only got high school with a bit of experience
Prove em with yo work
don't accept friend requests from randos
Can you give me their id?
hi süro
One moment, I can ping them here if'n you want
1505476355431858176
@gilded lodge
This is the id
If you want the username just tell me
Why does this always happen 😭
pro tip: if they have a first and last name and a face in the pfp, it's 110% a bot
Duly noted 
-# not always, but most of the time
Well she's not the same age
My mom is almost 39
UNC
Thanks they're gone
Bro fell for a bot
i fall for every bot because i have #pure trust in my heart
u give off bot vibes
Take care and dont accept random ffas
I can't find it in my heart to deny a friend request 💔
Next time please use #report-issue for this kind of stuff and drop the topic here 
Alr
not the first time someone told me that
Thanks again twin
i am just #thatpure
The cure to depression
You an npc
me when i lie for the love of the game
@left idol games today?
@left idol who up
actually @fickle abyss where you at
please tell me youre home......
Birb 
@fierce pawn if we get 4 people i have a stupid idea
You're the boss
, can't say no
patcat @small fjord
You have administered 376 pats to @small fjord's feline companion.
meow
Moin
wo ist FURRY FR CHANNEL
yo
.
@silver marsh this is how lychee looks like
How is everyone doing?
Nvm
I can't see it wait
Oh, you said lychee
Ik that
I use to eat it
What u thought
I can't think 🙏
Tee bitte
whatever u like yo
Yo making tee oder kaffee
What's available now
like da bri'ish do sometimes
But lemon tea best
Hello guy today you are silent
Cis straight white males
What ofc im home, I was sleeping. No seminar today
I wanna cook a fancy breakfast today
yo
u can drink with a bit of sugar
no milk or cream
but plain coffee is difficult to drink for some peoples
das Cisstraightweiße Männchen
Not to sound dumb but why Chen?
I wanna buy these guitar sheet music books but they're so expensive ugh
4 books and it's $200
And there's a rare one that is randomly $150 by itself lmao
What? Are you asking about the german suffix -Chen?
Oh I didn't see that MB
So
Chen und Lein machen alle Dinge klein
Chen and lein make all things small (and cute)
Tisch is a table
Tischlein is a smool table
And sometimes when cutifying things a vowel becomes an umlaut
Kuh got mad at me for using grammar words yesterday
I shall never again

Look, felix uses GRAMMAR WORDS
O
And you can state grammar words too
Just that it will slide away from my smooth brain
but if a doctor looks at it they will say: damn that was smooth
be positive
I am very positive about my smooth brain
Just warning Natsu that its a wasted effort
Moin!
It's okay babe...
I'll hit you on the head a few times with a metal rod so it won't be as smooth anymore
moin
Moooods, Natsu wants to lobotomize me
@Modesto
Rem acū tangis. The "rem" in this case being Kuh
Or rem acū tanges cuz u said u will do it in the future
Isnt Latin fun
latin has aura af
hi
Hiii
yo
I wanna get comfortable with german, am I at the right place?
you can in hellotalk speak or here
Okayy
where my pookie :c
I like it with milk 😔
that can do too
Do u have tea party often?
Why
Can anyone tell me how can I get better at reading and listening for B1 german
Any podcasts or newspapers
You can use this website for reading
German.net
Fat
That rabbit needs to go on a diet
tagesschau; spektrum.de
Danke! This looks perfect
And for listening and speaking
Any1 from germany who wanna be Steuerklasse 3 with me ✌🏻
Schwul
du
Watch TV shows
Ich bin nicht queer sondern ich bin mit einem Mann verheiratet den ich seit 20 Jahren kenne
Hi any one starting from A1 ?
ok frau afd
I started from A1
Good one 😅
Too many people here are preparing for a language test
bonk @light bear
You have prescribed 196 bonks to @light bear. 
Hallo
bonk @rapid meteor
You have prescribed 358 bonks to @rapid meteor. 
looks verg puffy
puffy strawberry
Morning all!
How’s things Greg
hi Am
hi Am
hi Am
Nein brd
⛓️💥
Hi
Ladies please one at a time
Is there anyone from Germany?
Burnt to a crisp babe
What are you talking about 😭🙏?
Everyone was greeting me 🙏
Anyone!!!
No x
From Germany??
Oh, you're the main character ig

Plenty of people here are from germany
@stuck lagoon Bro changed name again
I wanna talk one of them
Ain‘t no way
Why
Just how I like it
Wanna know things
Would you like to help me
Ok
I be changing name every second 
Unfriend me
No please 🥺
Unfriend me
I'm totally new is dicord. Just got a hope to find any german and talk to him
Ayyy 😭😭😭😭 cutu
Bro , gotta ain't even on my friend list , gotta add you frfr
Hmm alr
That’s what I was thinking 🙄

@brazen coral hey we should add each other
Ne
Klingt so gut


*sighs in relief
Naklar nächtes mal würde ich ali bonken
Oder einen von deinen freunden
Who is Ali
Where is Ali
Why is Ali here
I ain’t know Ali
Why not 
Papa to band bajaye 💃🏻💃🏻🕺🏻

He changed his username
Like everyone here in the server
🤣 frfr
😔🥺😭🤣🦖🦕.
How's your day going aish ?
Daughter hello!
Who’s aish
Aish is aish
Helloo mommy
True
Greetings
So valid honestly
My day is alr
Youuu?
bonk @nova sand
You have prescribed 312 bonks to @nova sand. 
Ez win
War erster

uwu
@rapid meteor ist der bester lehrer
Wenn es um deutsch geht
Like wise , btw Switzerland trip when ?

You’ll fit in just fine here i see 😭
He can’t understand he’s A1
Whenever you're coming 
😰😰😰🤣🤣🤣.
Brutal.
German = Deutsch
Easy
Will translate it for him 
Fendi fendi fendi fendi fendi
You seem very happy today
Cooked 😭
Fein fein fein fein fein
Quit
Thats doable i think
House? = hs?
Omg
😭
I'm normal
I was just dancing so maybe that's why
Dance makes me happy 🦕
Just watch TB
I only know the German word HS
No hard but will be exhausted for u
Bad word
man
That's awesome fr
Man
looking at my friend being so hard working makes me sad
Kaosu that’s not very nice for a mostly mtf server
like im happy for him but sad at myself at the same time
My condolences
@molten epoch good luck
What level are you rn
Am thats not rational to assume that "man" is directed at anyone really
Ez win bro
So bad
But good luck insha'Allah
Kaosu the word man is enough to give me disdain
what did i walk into
You should watch Peppa pig in German to learn more German words
Start with simple grammatical cases and verb conjugations
Who’re you
Hey heyyy ^^
Am,
🐴 🏖️
MAN
I'm watching this show in german
...
Ehm
weird
you but worse
Youre alone on that one 😭
What about Leon Kennedy?
ello
So funny
Do you remember me?
I’m so shocked
Havent heard that joke in a month now
Nobody speaks like him anymore btw
That is the old German pronunciation
WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON MY CAT
Bro don't say that again mods gonna hunt ya
Poor cat, looks like my cat
Hes daiing
Yes especially since the language is easier
Do you say “golly” in 2026 😭
I think his accent was more regional
You are me but you’re worse then me?
Yeah
zoop
Tbf getting the idea in the first place kind of gives me a hint of why they struggle learning a language lmao

Ig
ugh...
U changed your pfp :(
I did?
Not good for my memory
Also most members with absolute disdain for adolf fans.
Bro said "ig" , I won't say that to you 
If u r NoelJoel then yes
Fork found in kitchen
Smth like that yah
⚠️
⁉️
Woah
Crazy work 😭

<@&305455824174710787>
Doesnt take a history degree to know that one 💔💔
🔔
Moderator patrol active 🗣️🚨
"I wouldnt trust people saying the guy who ordered the industrialized killing of millions to be a bad guy" lmao
My first pfp was a cat with butter on top, maybe you gonna remember
But that was over 7 months ago
How does it feel to know homosexual horses will never love you back, neither will heterosexual people of any gender?

Whats happening?
If you continue to talk about him I'm gonna have to bring in the mods
just a troll
Not fun stuff 💔💔

Yes I do
Um
Oh
Hi :3
Anyways
Now my pfp is my cat
Hi
what? I dont get it
thank you syro 
Maybe he just didn't know the rules
Cute. Whats its name?
They were judt edgy
Oder so
Diva
What is this message 😭
Jaaa
Very fitting for a cat
man muss nicht die Regeln lesen, um zu erkennen, dass solche Aussagen bescheuert sind
That was 2 minutes ago bro
hiiihiiihiii
Did u sleep good
Time flies
I kind of assume actual stupidity for that one. Kind of weird to have a joke like that 50 days in the making given that they joined and sporadically talked some weeks ago
Ill backread
The truth
That’s why i am getting older?
Ohh
100%
Okay now i get it
Idk I’m not a doctor
HAALLO
I thought time doesn’t exist
True. Though whos that... uneducated?
How am I getting older
Age??
drop the topic please
Obviously?
Age = old
Ich verliebe mich in die grüne Eule
doesnt mean time
Old = long time
Eh?
Schwül
Mir ist nur langweilig
I see
Joel während unterricht 😂
Ich glaube das ist immer so nicht nur in der Schule
Aber wenn es um gaming geht, du bist sehr klug
Aber nicht immer
😂 😂
Man muss Prioritäten setzen
Musik
Gaming
Telefon laden
Draußen
Essen
Schlafen
Hallo Leute
HALLO
Wie geht's
@thick iron
Hallo
Hi
Join voice
Skill issue
Is there anything I can do?
Fix your skill issue
Come on bruv
bonk @rapid meteor
You have prescribed 349 bonks to @rapid meteor. 
Sigmer
⁶🤷♂️⁷
bbno$ x sombr collab stelle😍😍😍
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