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Git buff
WIP
Hallo meine Damen und Herren
WHOAAA I LAUGHED SO HARD
Ich lerne Deutsch
danke
Hallo ich bin ahmed
hör ich gern
katzen kauen
Viele Menschen lernen Deutsch
Bloons td battles makes me SO MAD!!
Katzen miauen
Felix miaut auch
"Ich miaue," er miaute
Gumo
mia u
i not mia u mia
what
Halloo, im new heree👋
u mia
anyway: m+v asd wlw t4t
i mia
yes
meow
woof ▼・ᴥ・▼
who wouldve guessed getting enough sleep equals less anxiety
not me
miaudy
schadi schokoladi
worum geht die prüfung
tragic glgl
i have the urge to hit one of them in the face
do it
making fun of a guy for nothing with like the same words bc he think it funny
meant the exam sowwy
but that sucks
ohh
achso es ist april i guess
waaah meine Gesprächspartnerin raidet grad und ich weiß nicht was ich machen soll bis das endet
was macht ihr heute abend
was machen Sachen? Sachen machen, was Sachen machen, wenn Sachen Sachen machen
okay felix dreht durch gut zu wissen
harvest his kidneys and sell them on the black market

tyty i appreciate it
i love ||roasted|| ducks
ur like 6 years too late
why am i laughing at thatXD
🦆 💯
Morgen 

hi
aw i hope you feel better
feel better soon
<@&305455824174710787> ?
Guten Morgen!
ty @jaunty solar @outer stratus
sleep well
thanks

me too
hi!
guten morgen
What's everyone's lunch today?
Rest in peace.
she got bonked to death
bonk @silver marsh
You have prescribed 136 bonks to @silver marsh. 
Ich hab Mandelförmige Augen
couldn’t be me

Mercedes Benz
csp kaosu
im thinking kebab 😄
Hallo!
scp 15926 kaosu
guten tag
guten tag
remind 5m money
Okay @clever sorrel. You will be reminded in 5 minutes.
Brot mit Quark
Inbox me
@clever sorrel, 5 minutes ago
You asked to be reminded about "money"
[Jump to message](#general message)
Nice, never tried.
Hello
Falafel 
Garlic yoghurt and hot chilli for sauce
Even tho I get it the same time at every kebab place it is always so different 
Parathas with wild lettuce, prawns and feta cheese
hello people
mies
guten morgen
what's yours (idk mine yet)
ion do lunches. tellme what i should get for my brekky
its usually toast with eggs, almond butter, hemp seeds, and black pepper. and various nuts
pecans, pistachios, walnuts yadiyada
I had chicken and vegetables.
how was it
Porridge.
what could've been better
It was a bit bland.
I didn't make it myself.
too little seasoning?
oh
interesting. im craving something with kakao
pumpkin soup is the best yo
anyone know of any good like websites I can look at to help me learn? I know Duolingo is shit and I don't wanna use it. Maybe there's like a book I can buy off Amazon or something too?
Eggs is good. But my most common breakfast is porridge + chia seeds + fruit + milk.
Trains are tweaking again
First got canceled second has technical problems and is already 15min late
ich mag der zug
i used to make musli with milk blue berries chia kakao walnuts pumpkin seeds and some other nuts. it was amazing fr
I hope it's also the smallest train they have so that people don't fit inside again
*den

They always pull this move
its always funny seeing ppl piling up
look at em scurrying away changing platforms and whatnot
The poor conductor that has to put up with it then sometimes even gets blamed
last time it happened i was basically crushed bw ppl in the train
Muesli is nice sometimes, with Greek yoghurt. But I'm not into Muesli and milk like some people eat.
There's this station in a fairly small town where every 30min there's like 500 ppl sprinting to the buses because the trains arrive at xx:30 and the buses depart xx:31
It's been like this for years they don't bother changing it
So glad I got a car now I can park at the station and get the train from there
like new osu
lazersu
muesli can get boring real quick fr. thats what i had for breakfast yesterday. walnut bread with almond butter hemp seeds and the rest
Ich lerne Deutscb
Wow lecker
Aber mit keinem Reis
Für mich ist Reis zu jeder Mahlzeit erforderlich
Interesting.
morning
das wissen wir alle eh schon hahah
morning
im pretty big on nuts
Halo
Das ist ganz lustig und Teil unserer Kultur als Asiaten
that seems like a really healthy breakfast!

Ich esse gern auch ungarische Wurst zum Frühstück
No way duolingo
Surprise surprise they did send the smallest train and I barely got inside
ive been a victim of that 💀
lucky you
I'm a victim of that every other day
I only eat Hungarian sausage. I've never eaten currywurst
i want cereal
Ich esse gern Würste aus Ungarn
me too
Good morning 😻
man what the hell is this dude saying
morninggg
I like to eat sausages from hungary
Thanks u😻❤️
"i like to eat sausage from hungary"
today work?
Yes at work 😂🤭
awhhh goodluck 
Ahm thanks u again 😂
seems like he is saying sexual and racist jokes and making them just vague enough to not get banned but trying to scurt on the edge of whats acceptable here
guh
Would some knowledge of English, Dutch, latin word help me learning faster?
English is distant relative of Nethrlandish
So that would be easy
No comment
how would that be racist
Latin would also help
I see
Het is lecker
Ich hab jetzt recherchiert. Die ungarischen Würste die ich immer esse sind nicht authentisch. Sie sind frisch und nicht im Schrank für ein Jahr
how are your egg yolks so orange
Why will I comment on your perverted comments
Lol
patcat @fluid valve
You have administered 140 pats to @fluid valve's feline companion.
Danke
sleep paralysis...
i was having too much fun jumping between dreaam worlds
i just want to have some alone time in my dreams..
@outer stratus, 4 hours and 28 minutes ago
You asked to be reminded about "go german"
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😭
dad ai
I know I know
Geometriehetze*
I just asked it to stop adding details or possible other ways to say a sentence, it said ok, asked me what I previously sent and it answered with 👍
oh wait i never truly woke up apart fromm right now
goodmorning
Geometrischer Schwung\
ich habe kein milch
keine*

die Milch -> keine Milch
kaffee> milch
Hello…
h..hi....
Hi wassup…
was ist denn mit kaffee mit milch?
im gud....wbu.....
milchkaffee
kaffee oder milch
milch mit dein kaffee
Ich kann nur eine Option auswählen? Also Milch
ja oder nein
I am okay… just listening to la petite fille de le mar….
gut
bonk @forest forge
You have prescribed 40 bonks to @forest forge. 
Taking a brief break from composing. I got a lot of good ideas flowing 😌
bonk @polar galleon
You have prescribed 311 bonks to @polar galleon. 
Brain thoroughly fried but energized by the cool music
Ooh what kind of music?
Meine Mama macht Kombucha
Orchestral
Well, choir + strings + perc + piano

hi pookie
it’s just antiviolet upsidedown
Hug?

Nicee, I really like classical music and I think people that compose are so effin cool
Schade 😔 ich hasse wie es riecht



haste gut geschlafen
phew
Er schmeckt gut und ich liebe den Scoby weil er schliemig ist
are you two steps from hell
thomas bergersen 2
this is concert music, not soundtrack music
i did like T2FH as a kid tho
i honestly didnt read any messages except one
so i missed that part

Guten Morgen
how's everyone doing
I'm fine just tired
Yeahh same
:(
I need to be awake at 6
Cat?

Oh man

Can't sleep or something?
And frog?

Forg forg


Awwwww omggggg forg
I have lots of forg
hi

Hi :D

i have good news and bad news
Yes
good new call with gf went long
Ooo
bad news is 0 german has been done today
Dude ive been slacking on german learning lately

Hallo Minna san
I'm kind of worried that the "main" resource ive been using isn't accurate enough
It's been the easiest resource for me to use on my way to work but meh
What is thatt?
Viele Menschen lernen Deutsch
learn german with her
It's a thing called 3 minute german or something
she doesn’t wanna learn german
tbh tbh im lucky in this regard because i can learn german FROM my gf
I just worry it's slightly inaccurate in terms of what words he chooses to use in what situations
Same here with my bf

Haven't heard of it
Yeah it isn't commonly talked about, probably for a reason then lol
Like ive found it useful so far but when ive said stuff to my bf about some stuff ive learned, I realise some of the sentences aren't exactly what you would "normally" say
like my mind isn’t getting dopamine from seedlang, but i feel like the more i do nicos weg im like getting more lost
Grammatically correct but just unusual
Can I get a haircut here?
Dopamine is the important part for me yeah
I fear I dont have enough self-discipline to sit there for an amount of time and read stuff
any example?
I'll try to see if I can find one, one sec
my mind is getting dopamine from watching youtube and chatting on discord in german
worked very well for english so
see that’s why i haven’t gotten been going much of the one grammer textbook
hi teh
mine gets it from substances
hii mih
💀 that was unnecessary
see idk enough german to hold a conversation for longer than a minute, but i’ll gladly take suggestions on youtube content
as hell
food 
yeah fair enough
oh okay 
How did you get a German boyfriend
i am working out today
i baked also 
I am looking for a German boyfriend
what u bake
cookies

Ich bin auf der Jagd nach einem Deutschen Jungen!
Met him on a custom game lobby in overwatch, 2 years later we started liking each other and uhhhh
now I have to learn german
Don't worry it's very easy
Thank you Oscar from duolingo
do you plan to marry or what
To answer your question Mia i don't remember the exact example bc I didnt write it down, but it was a different way of writing the answer to what time it is or whatever
Ofc 
People are getting to know their partner in OVERWATCH and we are still single lmao

omg i know another person here who met someone in a game and evehtually married
I got insanely lucky icl
amazing
wait does it help if your spouse is fluent in german?

Hell yeah!!
of course? i mean u can get more practice and advice
if something appears to be "insane luck" then its probably destiny lol
Yes and you can also teach him english
True
i just always feel lucky that I get to be with someone as sweet and kind as him
If I keep going on about him then I fear the chat will fwup
But i love him lots
Don't worry German isn't very hard to learn
for how long are you together with him?
People tend to exaggerate it's difficulty online
8 months 
But we're both very sure about each other, which rarely happens with me
what about medical german? 😅
We all wish you the very best :)
thank you
Who?
Very difficult
celsi!
🫂 🫂
hi flyzo
you mean the Latin/Greek terminologies are different from German?
sounds like you did notice then
i blocked you too
I meant until now
summmeee 
Everyone blocks everyone here huh
Hahaha
the only blocks i have are mental 😎
i have 114 blocked accounts
it ranges
Fair 😂
Süßer Typ
from ragebaiting to being creeps
im proudly one of them
settings -> inhalte & soziales
like right affter "account"
9 blocked and 4 ignored
Oh nein er ist groß und nett
Feels like rookie numbers now
But blocking for me is usually a last resort bc i feel weird/bad doing it
wait i can read
it is 😌
What type of sentences does your boyfriend say are unnatural
But grammatically correct
Groß nett und ordentlich
Oscar stop telling me to repeat after you in German @fluid valve
Well one main thing that sticks out to me is if you order a coffee for example, I've been learning ich möchte for all "i would like" sentences, but he says it'd be more natural to say ich hätte gern there
for ordering food yes
he is correct
well yeah
but you can also say "ich möchte"

Ich hätte gern einen Kaffee
just more natural not to ig
Yeah
you lost me at ordentlich (didn’t know it till i looked it up)
Ik im getting hung up on specifics of natural speakers but idk
You only know a few words so of course sometimes you won't express everything in a natural way
True
Morning
im already so hungry
what are you teaching him back? @tidal ridge
still 2½ hours until lunch break
Thankfully he's actually really good at english, the main things I teach are just some words he doesn't know if they haven't come up in conversation for him often
2hours for me muhehe
Like i told him what moot meant
1st thing to learn in Germany is patience dear
i dont live in germany so
lucky
I have nobody blocked. 
ban
:x: This command can only be used by a moderator.
Hihi
You could change that rn /j
Oh, tagged the wrong msg
Lol… thankfully no need for that.
Klein gemein und unordentlich
Heim gehen?
Only get dms from sweet people normally.
.>
ja
Using Heim for Home is such an L thing to do😔
ja keine ahnung was würdsch sunsch sage
NAAAAHHH weg mit dem schwäbisch
Nachhause🙂↕️
dankeschön
hater
🙂↕️ loud and proud
Lass uns über einheimische Tiere Sprechen
hi

Haio
Hirsche
Steinkopfadler
haben die an steinkopf
stone-headed eagle?
Du hast gleichn stein am kopf
Yes, germanys national animal
flyzo can u fact check. i don't trust him
samma
natsu can u fact check
Nah, it's just everyone thinking one person is annoying, and then that person blocking everyone else because humanity can not reflect upon themselves, so they blamed the beasts
Du bist ma ganz leise, du wohnst im Osten
Yeah? About the steinkopfadler? Yes

I bin a schwob
De anzge Schwob den i kenn isch de Schwobbelbällse in mom Tee
(Oder so ka)
Schwoburei
nachhause !! und treib mal lieber den satan 666-mal aus 🤣
dschwobana sind d bäschde
I like it
Schwäbisch als standarddeutsch
I will auswander as zügig as möglich
who do i trust. u, ai, or some expat
DER ADLER STEHT FÜR FREIHEIT
My man
That means the eagle is black on the flag
Black eagle with red tounge
Is the insignia
The animal is the Steinkopfadler
always thought the german eagle looks so weird
so cartoony
The newer one looks kinda dumb
This ones the cool one
no i think this one looks weird
Und der neuere nich?
"black eagles" afaik do not exist in Germany
was is der neuere
Der alte is tausendmal geiler
That's merely the SYMBOL
kenn ich glaub garnich
or unicorn in scotland
or Felix in Pokéball
ich find den österreichischen sehr schön
Der ältere sieht wenigstens so aus als ob der dick am flexen is
🙂↕️
ja das stimmt
Der neue is gerupft
🫡
Whats ur fave GG song?
Und hat grad den schlappen aufn arsch bekommen
warum steht denn einer auf der Flagge?
lol
Sorry, was driving
Steinkopfseeadler is our national animal tho
Symbols get simplified cause painting a realistic eagle would look weird
natsu hat grad gesagt dass schwarze Adler in Deutschland nd existieren
Meanwhile USA got the Glatzenvogel
Ja weil das so ist
Glatzen-igel
naja in meinem Staat steht n Bär auf der Flagge und der sieht wie n Bär aus 
schwarzer adler beschreibt eif nur das design vom adler
There's a type of eagle called "black eagle" in Asia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_eagle
idk the names
We just call it "black eagle" because it is black and it's an eagle
It does not have anything to do with the species "black eagle"

Never heard anyone called it black eagle ever

Schwarzer Adler?
Nope
Steinkopfadler, so kenn ichs
@fickle abyss 
Aber es ist SCHWARZ und es ist ein ADLER, passt
Aber es ist kein SCHWARZER ADLER im Sinne von der Spezies
Also daß der auffer flagge schwarz is is ja klar, aber nochnie gehört daß wer den als den "Schwarzen Adler" bezeichnet jat
⚫ 🦅
Go away with the glatzenigel
It's resolved
How does the song go?
can someone give me a lobotomy?
DIY
I watched a lot of documentaries about it, I think I can
by all means go ahead, surely it’d fix my adhd/execuitive dysfunction
Yeah kaosu lsot access
Oh girlie it will fix so much more
Not a single worry shall remain
I crave a washing machine
huh
I possess no washing machine
When you going past the looking phase
Natsu goes down to the river and slaps her wet clothes against a big riverrock
Natsu sold her broken washing machine to a man that said "I need it for my dog"
Natsu did not question it
Fact: eastgermans have not discovered washing machines yet✅️
i need it for my cat
What

Natsu is waiting for a delivery of a new washing machine
Hallo!!
I have a bathtub, I do not need these modern devices
hey morning everyone
racist nugget 
Idk they sent me a mail today that they'll contact me about a delivery date within the next 48h
You can get da machine outta da dawg, but never da dawg outta da machine
So I hope by end of the week I'll have a new one!
okay decent

oh delivery date
What
Until then I'll have to wear the same underwear
Hast mich schon gehört
u refuse to handwash?
To wash*
okay
What for, I wipe after peeing
It doesn't get dirty
😭

i mean ur still supposed to but alright
show me the law
Rindfleischettiketierungaufgabenüberwachungsübertragungsgesetz
I mixed two of those words up
yes
Aha I do not see the words Waschmaschine and Unterwäsche there
Its okay I wont report u
Unterwäschewaschverpflichtungspflicht
I wonder if natsu shares all the information she shares here in irl
never
But who will you report that information to

i also need to wash my blahaj... 
how often...
Who would I share those information to
around 6 to 7... times a week..
Boss
Ah so one day is rest day and I can keep my underwear on, fair
"hey boss, I'm wearing the same underwear as yesterday"
Huh?
"yeah and also the day before"
????
Joa!
You get a promotion this way immediately, trust
Thats within the limits, yes
That's what I was curious too , is your roomie wearing the same thing too till it comes or he handwashing it
i dont think he ever changes
Buddy we both have more than one week worth of underwear lol
We usually only wash once a week
Men never do...
I washed 2 loads of laundry on Saturday and then sold the machine the same day
good planning
I can't believe there's only 2 weeks left
till?
U better bring one week worth of underwear
guitars and cool singing
Ah, that's "Sky can be so High"
the game is so peak
I got new underwear with frogs on y'all wanna see
Fog
Till i reach germany 
For sure🫡
Hey
I like Jam's song
The title goes hard
"Trying hard is hard, so I try hard to try hard"
i can sleep for forever...
again my brain is making up games to play inside my dreams
some quick sorting game with... peter griffin in it
ngl i was cracked at it
i have a proposition
Did you win
u sleep 4 me
yeah
what?
yes
btw wwhat happened to the name huh
instead of me having to sleep u make up for the sleep i don’t get
Dizzy's theme makes me cry
i make up for the sleep i dont get
or rather i maake up for the time staying awake
that’s what i meant
i think
time spent asleep must be more than time stayinf awake
cat behavior
its not about cat behavior
meow
english is hard
let’s just telepathically communication
i wont make up for your sleep
solves everything
:(
never did i feel so horrible just because im not sleeping
i was once so tired, i constantly fell asleep while talking to people
and then waking up
a tragedy
and then falling asleep
ans then waking up
all in a matter of seconds
no matter how focused i was
i couldnt stay awake
now i understand what was happening to my sleep through my entire life
i was not getting deep sleep
which explains the insane amount of dreams and constant exhaustion
Der interwall wird durch die Knusprigkeit festgelegt
So knusperpartymäßig
ich möchte knusprige kätzchen verspeisen
Fell asleep on the autobahn a few times
Was certainly an experience
i dont think i know those two, i also dont really pay attention that much to the music
no comment
Girby
Girby pfo
Pfp
Some of the underwear I'm washing for other people in this household (I'm not naming anyone!!!) doesn't turn un-crispy from doing laundry anymore
girby 
Maybe try the catmethod, just lick until its clean
Or until satisfied
I do not like them that much anymore
kaabii meow
Stinky bremsstreifen ex-bf undies
Bro is doing burnouts all day while sitting on the couch
Vrooooommm VromVromVrom

Omg ur missing out
The music is unironically the best part
Pay attention to the lyrics of brisket song
Ull cry
Mmmm brisket
its hard to music whilst still getting used to combos
i think i need to own her for that no?
Youtube
Yeah but kt on yourube
Music
i shall find my phone
rah
I use Firefox now even for accessing Instagram and YouTube
on mobile
phone has been found lets go
it's much worse experience but less annoying
can you run ad blocker and such on safari
yup
workout done halfway
Check out elphelts song
the brisket song is infact a banger
Theres a reason it became the anthem of transfemmes everywhere
Rahmspinat is my fave character in the strive launch roster
huh.
you just reminded me that i have shrimp fried rice

i want my brötli
lol
what the fuck is he doing
frying the rice
this aint frying rice even
what else
sorry for insulting you
i get it, but i also dont really like her being an icon that much 
meow
I have similar feelings towards her backstory ngl
Sin's theme os cool because it really sounds like a kid managed to write a rock song
idk it that well so i cant say
🔥
Hi
hi séb
I wanna workout again too, have been slacking
Next week🙂↕️
Hab diese woche noch was fertigzumachen und kann mich nich auf beides konzentrieren
Aso ja okay
Sankt Faultier⛪️
Read The chess player , S. Zweig
Please

Faultier aus St. Fauli
St Fauli, Hamburch
sankt
Ham n Bruch
oki i’ll try, is it free anywhere?
Kaosu
Why did you become a robot
In the application Linga
It's free
Einfach an meine diät halten reicht eig schon tbh
Aber muss endlich mal mehr machen
Tho
It's french free
I dunno if it is for English
Habibi
application linga?
Na ja
Yeah
maybe i should sleep for more
WAS NAJA
It's an app to read books in other languages
Muskeln auch wichtig
Meine diät is "nur essen wenn ich hunger hab"
Für die Gesundheit sozusagen
Night
warum sollte man sonst essen
Geil
Esse eher weniger als das
Ja klar xd aber bin aber jetzt kein streichholz oder so, also so isses ja nich
good morning
ooooh i see
Oki
Gibt ja manche die sehen echt schlimm aus ohne training
Also so von der lauchigkeit her
But I'm using it to read books in french haha
ah lmao
miss you, i just wanna kiss you 🎶
hi kaosuu
weil ein langweilig ist
Uff
Did German have a great vowel shift
vowel movement
i did it!!!!
That comes afterwards
We call that ✨️Bierschiß✨️
ur test?
patcat @thick iron
You have administered 85 pats to @thick iron's feline companion.
workout
oh W
stronk mia
hi prowler
Haia
How are u all
Mia is stronger than us
Hii rice
Hello
the test was easy, i did at least over 90% right
hi
You're always here js
could be better hbu?
true
Just when I picked up my phone
Me so good ^^
Good rn, bad in 2 min, then good in 5min again🙂↕️
v true
Wow I'm gonna die
what will happen
not allowed
Why bad in 2 mins 
I ate too much and drank wotah immediately
Im mentally ill thats all lol
Will Mia punch you ?
The connection
no
I feel like my tummy is gonna burst
True
mia will carry vio on hands
Rich is this you in ur pfp?
same 
Hell yea🙂↕️
Did u eat a lot

i just trained arms
i dont think ill be able to
Vio will hug mia
Yeah man I hateee riceee plulsee
What did i do to you?! 😠
You're badmosh
Wow
patcat @willow oak
Mia mia meow
You have administered 163 pats to @willow oak's feline companion.
Waaaaaa
Not now I feel so good
datamosh
Whats that😭
Dokusu
Naughty
the pump is good
We are badmosh 😈
really? rice is like 60% of what i eat
Showwww
mia has biceps 
No u cute 
uhmmm nah sorry 
You're no longer a fake duck
Wow 
No I mean
I don't like rice and pulse together that much*
Mia stronk
Uhm actually we all have biceps🤓☝️ (except for ppl without arms)
Cute badmosh
my bicep is so soft
True true
or whatever you call it
Okay
My case( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥)
wait pulse?
aight so felix failed. didn't get to where i wanted in the composition, but that's fine. tmr i have to juggle finishing it and working out and that's fine. lol. giving up and heading to bed. so tired.
Happy?
My biceps are non existent
same sis same
Yes
Daughter
Yea legume
Split pigeon pulse
what if someone doesnt have arms but has their biceps attached to them.
We SIS???
i used to have biceps
My case ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥)
well i wont call you a bro
You're so beautiful
i used to have 3 cats




