#Archer Class Discussion and what you want changed. (Actual Archers only to keep talk relevant)

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exotic oracle
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my brother in christ you agree with him and the thread is a steaming pile of dogshit

quaint notch
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ziggy bragging about getting archer kills is funny to me

boreal owl
exotic oracle
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me

boreal owl
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Oh I don’t agree with anyone

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I’m on my own side and that’s the throwing axe side

exotic oracle
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i disagree with that!

boreal owl
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Disagree with getting some bitches

unkempt tangle
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Random saviour is true chaotic neutral

exotic oracle
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wait throwing axe??

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why that???????

boreal owl
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Because it’s fun

exotic oracle
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jav hits harder and has reach

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okay valid, slay queen

boreal owl
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Unlike all of you I’m a true throwing axe professional

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I toss em and pray

exotic oracle
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oh yeah i forgor about the lob lol

boreal owl
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Alright I need to start driving I’ll be back to spew shit

exotic oracle
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probably decent in TO bc there are so many knights...

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byeee have fun
i'm gonna go smonk fr now

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sic 'em ziggy

quaint notch
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bye christ-pusher

exotic oracle
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eyo don't lump me in with those fuckers

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you know exactly what you're doing

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it's manipulative

quaint notch
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your main catchphrase seems to be a gender assuming phrase that normalizes one religion so

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no- thats just what you use and dont want to be judged for it

exotic oracle
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i asked your fuckin pronouns and saying "my brother in christ" doesn't normalize anything

quaint notch
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ok my brother

exotic oracle
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i also told you that i'm an atheist, but you're choosing to misrepresent me

zinc plaza
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First, I don't dodge you.
Second, if I got into the same game as you again, you would intentionally swap to the opposite team, you would target me no matter where I am because you have my stream open, you would run from every melee fight... Not to mention the times you got yourself banned for false votekicking me, then swapped onto your alt account to try and teamkill me but unfortunately for you, you forgot to change your customization and loadout.

quaint notch
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you choose your words, my brother in christ

exotic oracle
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ur misgendering me to prove a point while u call me a bible basher

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stick a toothpick under ur toe and kick a wall

quaint notch
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i never called you a bible basher

zinc plaza
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Keeper you are the most pathetic person I have ever seen in any game community ever.

exotic oracle
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cHrIst pUsHeR same difference fuckhead

quaint notch
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theyre the opposite

slender kiln
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2 1v1s at once

quaint notch
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my brother in christ do you not know a thing

exotic oracle
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i'd appreciate it if you would stop calling me brother <3

quaint notch
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its an expression, im an atheist

unkempt tangle
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Anyone else find it weird that keeper prances about like a fanny but anytime someone says "hey, stop being a fanny!" he just say "you're looking for attention"?

slender kiln
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My sibling in christ 🗿

quaint notch
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when they change their motto to my sibling, ill start using that too

unkempt tangle
quaint notch
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until then ill continue quoting the expression exactly as they do

exotic oracle
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i asked you politely to quit misgendering me, and you're going out of your way to make excuses for it

quaint notch
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my brother in christ

zinc plaza
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No matter how hard you try, no matter how much you type, you will never have the respect of others. It doesnt matter what you do, it doesnt matter how you approach it. You are a waste of a person and almost every person that comes across you will eventually be repulsed by your presence.

Keep being you, it makes everything I say even more justified.

quaint notch
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i mean, im just using it as a general expression, please if you see it- know its not directed at you

exotic oracle
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and i'm asking you to stop using that expression to refer to me

quaint notch
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you can safely know its directed at every other person besides you

zinc plaza
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"you want my attention"

exotic oracle
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language doesn't have to be gender neutral, but if someone asks you to stop using gendered language you do

unkempt tangle
quaint notch
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my brother in christ is a nice motto

zinc plaza
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Yeah yeah, youve said it all before.

exotic oracle
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it is, and it's funny
but i don't want you to use it to refer to me

plucky lake
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Thought I smelled dogshit

exotic oracle
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it's one thing to use in passing, but you're just making a point of misgendering me

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it doesn't cause me emotional damage or anything, but it's a tremendously shitty thing to do

quaint notch
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have you considered blocking me?

boreal owl
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I tried so hard and got so far

unkempt tangle
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"but im not touching you" the motto of the asshole

boreal owl
zinc plaza
exotic oracle
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holy fuck you remind me of my mother

quaint notch
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my (m)other in christ

boreal owl
slender kiln
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ELBOW IS HERE 💋

unkempt tangle
zinc plaza
exotic oracle
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she's a narcissist

quaint notch
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my brother in christ thats a good score

boreal owl
# zinc plaza Nuh uh

Come back when you can use throwing axe sweetie, rapier isn’t a real weapon 💯

plucky lake
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Beer and cheese sounds good

boreal owl
quaint notch
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i dont doubt it, my christly brother

unkempt tangle
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I just hope @quaint notch and @dull cliff can really come out of their shell and stick to their insults instead of being massive babies about it

exotic oracle
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and she'll do this thing where she does things to aggravate you until you lose it, and then she'll use that to take the moral high ground
if you call her out, she deflects

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she gave me a panic attack once and i thought i was dying

quaint notch
zinc plaza
# boreal owl Source??

Ive played 6000 hours of this broken game, you think I havent done throwing axe only melee? Ive also got a 3 hour video coming soon where I use every weapon in the game.

quaint notch
exotic oracle
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you're not bothering me because you're all that, you're bothering me bc you put me back in nam by being the same kind of shitty person that she is

unkempt tangle
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but you said you weren't insulting me earlier? Or was that a lie too?

boreal owl
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The throwing axe is a secret weapon you see. Not everyone has it.

quaint notch
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after you misunderstood me, i decided to then make things about you

zinc plaza
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You're either lying or you watch my streams.

Thanks for being a fan!

slender kiln
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Candelabra mains superswole

unkempt tangle
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exactly what he does

quaint notch
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this is my fault and not yours, however, i am suggesting taht you never interact with me 🙂

exotic oracle
zinc plaza
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Hi Ayla

quaint notch
slender kiln
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Hi lovelies!

boreal owl
plucky lake
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I need to grab them more

exotic oracle
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i'm blocking you now, but i hope it gets better
cheers

boreal owl
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Glad to see this thread has really been productive guys

zinc plaza
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Keeper is my number one fan, this changes the dynamic

quaint notch
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thank you

boreal owl
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Let's get some other folks in here

unkempt tangle
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but you said this

exotic oracle
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and i appreciate your honesty a lot

zinc plaza
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It turns out he was doing this all for my attention. 🥲

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Thanks Keeper.

exotic oracle
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i'm not gonna hold a grudge or anything <3

quaint notch
boreal owl
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Guys I think Chiv 2 is mining bitcoin on my computer

exotic oracle
zinc plaza
unkempt tangle
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so you were wrong? so why do you just shit into threads with your baseless opinion? Are we doing that again?

slender kiln
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Make sure to stay hydrated, everyone chivsalute

boreal owl
unkempt tangle
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you're moving the goalposts now?

quaint notch
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i drink the tears of archer whiners

unkempt tangle
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I thought that was bad faith

zinc plaza
quaint notch
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its maximumly hydrating because of the innate salinity

unkempt tangle
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you wouldn't argue in bad faith kepper? not you?

plucky lake
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Badger stop talking to your alt

unkempt tangle
boreal owl
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I thought @full coral was Keeper's alt

exotic oracle
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@unkempt tangle friend me bitch i'm trying to message u

slender kiln
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Random would really spice it up in here rn

plucky lake
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We can tell

quaint notch
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my brother in christ, friend them

exotic oracle
plucky lake
unkempt tangle
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keeper im just learning from you man, just applying the things you say back to you, is that not fair?

quaint notch
zinc plaza
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Keeper when he shows us his perfect warbow game

boreal owl
exotic oracle
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SAVIOR NO

slender kiln
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When the thread needed him the most, he vanished...

boreal owl
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SAVIOR YES

zinc plaza
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🪤

unkempt tangle
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anyway we solved this, force archer onto melee and melee onto shields. no one plays, no one complains

plucky lake
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Dual shields

unkempt tangle
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he gets it!

quaint notch
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every time i get forced out of archer i just use GS and top the charts with less effort

unkempt tangle
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holy shit my own meme

quaint notch
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i only have used that as an archer pretty much as a joke- i think its my lowest lvl weapon that isnt a katar etc

zinc plaza
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Level 15 archer just barely beaten by level 600 archer. Yeah I did. 😌

slender kiln
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Can you make an Ayla meme

zinc plaza
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Don't have it, but it's pretty good at proving how easy archer is if I can come a hair short of matching your performance (with a better KD, mind you) with less than 50x your experiemce.

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Seriously imagine being an archer main and I basically match your performance with absolutely no experience.

quaint notch
slender kiln
halcyon solstice
zinc plaza
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I don't have it saved, but you can probably search through my discord logs on this server and pick it back up.

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Discord keeps messages quite a long time.

unkempt tangle
zinc plaza
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You mean pre-nerf highland sword?

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The one that did 65 damage on slashes and 85 damage light overheads?

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Yes we are all impressed by you doing well with a weapon that immediately got nuked into the ground.

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😌

unkempt tangle
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👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

zinc plaza
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You can go find it if you want it. Its not hidden but im not doing the work for you, I already spoon feed you enough. Surely you know how to use discords search function.

unkempt tangle
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you brought it up dude, burden is on you

zinc plaza
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Its like he doesnt even read the message.

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Wait, he probably doesnt.

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Have I spent all this time arguing with a guy who doesnt read????

unkempt tangle
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it would explain a lot

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i'd get muted for my true feelings chivlol

zinc plaza
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If you want it, you know how to find it. If yiu don't go get it, you don't actually want it

slender kiln
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I'd go find it but I'm scared of the archerphobia 😔

unkempt tangle
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you brought it up, burden of proof is on you

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these are your arguments

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back up yo claims

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chicken shit archers

zinc plaza
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Thinking back on it, you mustve been sweating buckets considering I had a better KD than you. You mustve made some risky plays for the 5 extra takedowns you got over me.

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Its in this discord.

unkempt tangle
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BACK UP YO CLAIMS

unkempt tangle
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prove it then

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you bring it up you prove it

plucky lake
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I'm already in memes

unkempt tangle
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spoiler: he won't

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what is wrong with your mind that that's an option

zinc plaza
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75%?
Unfortunately for you, I had about 105 takedowns and you had about 112. Thats not 75%. You also died 4 times and I died twice. You also have 50x my experience on archer and I just barely fell behind, but had a better KD. KD doesnt matter, but you definitely care about it.

quaint notch
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ky low rent

zinc plaza
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Didnt even read it.

unkempt tangle
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he's scared tho

zinc plaza
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"you did the math wrong"
"Cope"

unkempt tangle
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keeper on the ropes

zinc plaza
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I just said the score.

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Bro you good?

unkempt tangle
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backed into a corner, nothing but his puny arms and a cudgel for protection, but oh no! he doesn't understand melee mechanics and keeps trying to hold an overhead? It's over, already!

zinc plaza
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Go get it.

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Im not doing it for you dude lmao.

slender kiln
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Guys please someone post the score 🥺

zinc plaza
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Here.

from:ziggylata#0000 has:image
Post this in your search box and go to town.

plucky lake
unkempt tangle
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I believe ziggy tbh, im a mid player and a bad archer and I can get a 6kd with archer.

unkempt tangle
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lol

quaint notch
zinc plaza
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You've never manned up to anything in your life, thats why we're here.

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Hasnt that been your last 15 messages?

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"its only an insult when its directed to me"

quaint notch
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ziggy and keeper on the same level checks out

zinc plaza
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Definitely not.

quaint notch
boreal owl
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Am I missing anyone

zinc plaza
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Wanna go to a duel server?

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"find me in to"

plucky lake
zinc plaza
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I already knew what hed say before he said it

unkempt tangle
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HA

slender kiln
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I wanna watch a spicy duel 🥺

wind thistle
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same

plucky lake
unkempt tangle
zinc plaza
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K "im better than you"
Z "Wanna fight?"
K:

unkempt tangle
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keeper with a whole team between him and the melee class

zinc plaza
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Proof?

zinc plaza
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Man up. 😌

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Wont post it.

unkempt tangle
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so a duel should be easy then

boreal owl
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I wanna watch

unkempt tangle
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cake walk, in fact

plucky lake
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I don't, I'm eating.

boreal owl
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Let's find a server

zinc plaza
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Come on, come fight

unkempt tangle
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spoiler: he won't

zinc plaza
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An easy opportunity for you to shame me infront of everyone

unkempt tangle
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but you perfected him many times it should be easy for you

zinc plaza
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It should be so easy for you

quaint notch
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i think the duel should happen

zinc plaza
quaint notch
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but the loser has to leave discord

unkempt tangle
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because you're afraid

boreal owl
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Hop on Chiv 2 y'all I'll find us a server

unkempt tangle
plucky lake
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Let me know how it goes

slender kiln
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It's not happening guys 😔

plucky lake
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I'll be rooting for the fish.

wind thistle
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how did this even start

quaint notch
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yea im not gonna watch them duel either but i do want to know the result

unkempt tangle
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PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

slender kiln
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He's hiking to ziggy's house with bow in hand

quaint notch
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lol

plucky lake
zinc plaza
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Im gonna go make something to eat. If keeper goes into a duel server please ping me thank you.
If he beats me in a first to 10, I will donate 100 dollars to charity and upload a video of me crying and admitting hes better, and make a meme depicting him as the chad wojack and me as the soy beta soyjack.

unkempt tangle
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and thus, the keeper runs away, scared, terrified of not having an entire 30 strong team to defend him against one streamer

slender kiln
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Now I gotta find something actually productive to do... 🙄

plucky lake
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I'm gonna try getting more done in Deadfire so I can clear it out of my que

unkempt tangle
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anyway we solved this, force archers to play melee so they don't get one shot, and melee to play with shields so they have 100% resistance to arrows. no one's happy, no one complains

plucky lake
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No

unkempt tangle
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all complaint silenced

plucky lake
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I will bend your spoons and blunt your knives

boreal owl
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I just want milk that tastes like milk

unkempt tangle
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alright uri geller

slender kiln
plucky lake
boreal owl
plucky lake
unkempt tangle
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keeper get off your phone, you might walk into a ditch and we'd never see you again

boreal owl
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As much as I meme if you talk shit then back it up fr fr that's why I dont talk shit

plucky lake
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I'll throw it

boreal owl
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At this point you guys need to either fight or fuck

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This argument has been going on for like 3 months or some shit

plucky lake
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For real

unkempt tangle
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way longer

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waaaaaaaaaaay longer

plucky lake
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Not healthy with random to talk to his alts like this

patent echo
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Guys

zinc plaza
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So does this mean Keeper will not be showing up to the dance?

wind thistle
plucky lake
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Do I look like Keeper

unkempt tangle
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a little

zinc plaza
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yes

slender kiln
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Keeper's crossbowman alter ego

plucky lake
plucky lake
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We're all just keeper.

slender kiln
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No, no one can replicate my exquisite katar gaming

boreal owl
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Oh I’m keeper. Keeping some bitches

plucky lake
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The gifs and belt memes are pretty relevant

plucky lake
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Doggo always relevant

patent echo
plucky lake
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Sup Mozzy

patent echo
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Wsg

unkempt tangle
# plucky lake Do I look like Keeper

you can easily be one better by backing up your insults to others instead of pretending you don't. That can at least be respected instead of worm-like.

Im not saying you do this, I'm just saying keeper is worm-like

patent echo
unkempt tangle
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we solved archers, force them to play melee so they don't get one shot, and melee to play with shields so they have 100% resistance to arrows. no one's happy, no one gets to complain. done.

plucky lake
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No

unkempt tangle
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it's the best solution

patent echo
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I feel like if Archer hitreg and arrow tracing was fixed it would fix a lot of complaints from them,

unkempt tangle
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it would fix a lot of complaints for everyone rn

boreal owl
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Sorry Mozzy I don' have a gif for you

patent echo
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Archerà getting a dmg bonus it they hit the gaps in armor would also drive them to make more accurate shots instead of blindingly half drawing and hoping for the best

dreamy grotto
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I can beat ziggy tbh

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In a dance duel

unkempt tangle
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keeper on a short hike to his pc

slender kiln
carmine loom
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lore accurate archer behaviour

patent echo
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Making an update where if someone is shot by an arrow and they can forcefully pull it out would make things cooler

unkempt tangle
carmine loom
patent echo
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An animation where shields users use their weapon to break the shafts in an arrow off would make things go s cooler

patent echo
unkempt tangle
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devs, artery simulation?

slender kiln
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Pulling the arrow out is a bad idea because it's often the only thing slowing the bleeding

patent echo
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Things like Crossbow bolts, heavy arrows, and javelins should impede on someone’s movement if either their shield is hit, or if their body is hit

patent echo
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Add a percentage to bleed and opponent with a stab if you’re using a cut wrap ion

unkempt tangle
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anyway we solved archers, force them to play melee so they don't get one shot, and melee to play with shields so they have 100% resistance to arrows. no one's happy, no one gets to complain. done.

plucky lake
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You know if you drank more wine, you'd whine much less.

unkempt tangle
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you heard me

unkempt tangle
patent echo
carmine loom
dreamy grotto
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I have a solution

unkempt tangle
dreamy grotto
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Make shields sentient and chase archers like dogs

unkempt tangle
unkempt tangle
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keeper, my best pal, get off your phone you might hike into traffic and we'd never see you again

carmine loom
carmine loom
boreal owl
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So archers won again huh

dreamy grotto
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Make throwing axes sentient

unkempt tangle
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there are no sides anymore, only melee

boreal owl
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Oh King Argon had a great fall

slender kiln
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Make Tenosia Great Again

plucky lake
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Onlybolts

dreamy grotto
plucky lake
unkempt tangle
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anyway we solved archers, force them to play melee so they don't get one shot, and melee to play with shields so they have 100% resistance to arrows. no one's happy, no one gets to complain. done.

plucky lake
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If horde mode comes, the archers and melees must unite.

patent echo
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Is horse mode zombies idk

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Or are they mongols

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Well basically the same thing

slender kiln
exotic oracle
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super fun and i miss too many easy shots so i go for headshots

wind thistle
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aim small, miss small, right?

boreal owl
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I’m ready to vomit

unkempt tangle
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save it for the debates buddy

slender kiln
plucky lake
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Weird kink but ok

spice cedar
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I'm glad conversation has stayed productive while I was away

slender kiln
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This is an archer thread, productivity was always a pipe dream

wind thistle
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archer threads gotta have the smallest productivity to traffic ratio

boreal owl
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Keeper you talked shit, we wanna see you back it up

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1v1 @zinc plaza right now no balls come on let's go no stalling

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I hate content creators

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I'm gonna ask the ai jesus why chiv 2 players hate archers

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AI Jesus has spoken some wise words indeed.

lusty sundial
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nuh uh

boreal owl
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Holy shit I should ask him how we can settle the differences between Keeper and Ziggy

hollow willow
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My god, how can you guys continue this shitshow of a discussion for so long. I stopped taking this seriously like 4 archer threads ago lmao

unkempt tangle
earnest seal
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I just want to live longer than two swings at full health but I keep getting clonked by teammates at spawn and die instantly

unkempt tangle
earnest seal
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Done

boreal owl
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Oh shit we starting back up?

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Should I ask Jesus how we should balance archers?

unkempt tangle
hollow willow
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Nah tell Jesus to buff throwing axes

earnest seal
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But I'll continue being archer out of spite as I always have since the begining. I've nearly reached lvl 100
;w; 👍

unkempt tangle
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it took 12,000 comments but we got there

unkempt tangle
earnest seal
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Naw, I'll keep bapping people with the warbow and occasionally shoot it if they flee or are an archer

boreal owl
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Im asking Jesus

unkempt tangle
earnest seal
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Naw, I'll keep pointing it out so it stays obvious that archers need a fix no matter how hard the bee liners block their ears.

unkempt tangle
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this is not the archer way, you should simply give up your fun or stop complaining

earnest seal
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Using the warbow as a melee tool was also not the way but its gotten me this far

unkempt tangle
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then you should be perfect at it before you think of complaining. practice every day for two years, surpass human limitations, or stop complaining

boreal owl
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Trying to ask jesus about chiv 2 archer balance

earnest seal
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I've already faught with the bow for two years, I complain for the good of the archers who haven't learned how to bowbash

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But in truth, it's not actually about archers getting a fix for their sake but also for the melee mains who have to bear their hail of arrows from the begining of time.

The more we nerf or simply mock archers, the more we encourage the worst playstyles and make it less fun for everyone.
Teammate and opponents alike.

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I don't want archers to just be stronger otherwise we just get cheesy kite snipers.
I just want archers who'll fight on the objective and be within arms reach but also give a decent fight when said melee mains reach them.

unkempt tangle
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I apologize, I was using keeper logic at your expense, you seem reasonable

earnest seal
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dies

hollow willow
earnest seal
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Basically

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More skirmishers

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Give him friends

boreal owl
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I just asked Jesus and he had some solid points ngl

earnest seal
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Sorry, I didn't understand that

boreal owl
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Is there damage fall off with arrows in the game

wind thistle
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yes

earnest seal
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Apparently

boreal owl
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Couldn't get the whole thing

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He also said archers should have a minor buff to stamina and speed to compensate I think

hollow willow
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I feel as though if all archers decided to play like a skirmisher, they would do a better job on the field then the actual skirmisher subclass. Making skirmisher even worse than it already is

unkempt tangle
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this is why christianity never took off

boreal owl
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Well actually he's on God's side

wind thistle
earnest seal
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Odd, I thought Christians were among the top 5 religions

hollow willow
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Y’all think Jesus is an archer main?

boreal owl
unkempt tangle
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definitely plays defense though, what with that 3 day respawn timer

earnest seal
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Hehe

unkempt tangle
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jesus would deinitely play enginineer

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selfless, carpentry, gives to the people... carpentry

boreal owl
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Nope archers OP

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Gonna make my own thread and ban Archer and Ziggy from it

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And keeper hate that guy too

slender kiln
boreal owl
slender kiln
boreal owl
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Done

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It's up

zinc plaza
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Keeper: * creates a random votekick, gets banned for it, hops on alt to teamkill me, gets banned *
Keeper: "They're lying and organizing people to report me!"

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holy fuck dude, youre either playing a character or you're actually a psycho

boreal owl
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Oh boy here we go again with the brain rot

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Thank god I have Deep Space 9 playing

zinc plaza
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hi

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i played throwing axes for you when you asked but it wasnt enough :(

boreal owl
zinc plaza
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I don't have to leave because you told me to. You do the same in everyone elses threads.

boreal owl
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This is why I banned you two from my archer thread

zinc plaza
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If I could ask you to leave and you had to listen, then we would be a lot better along.

zinc plaza
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No one likes your fuckin ideas either

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Is this a character you're playing? It has to be

hollow willow
zinc plaza
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You repeat the same 3 messages

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Then you whine "grow up leave my thread alone"

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bro what about my thread with my archer feedback, you didnt leave mine alone, did you?

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But when it's your thread, youre gonna whine, complain and tell me to stop?

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You shit-talk anyone that doesn't agree with you then play a victim

zinc plaza
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you are one of the most pathetic, detestable people ive ever seen in any game community

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go crawl back to call of duty you fucking cockroach

boreal owl
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I would like to point out Jesus' suggestions

zinc plaza
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???

boreal owl
zinc plaza
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I don't think people with wives have said "good night wife"

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oh my god lmao

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I think your lack of social skills is showing

boreal owl
zinc plaza
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"go away, leave my thread alone"

quasi needle
boreal owl
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@slender kiln check it out theyre at it again

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@plucky lake you too

zinc plaza
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Call everyone

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everyone?

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EVERYONE.

halcyon solstice
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Let it all out bud

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Ur safe here

zinc plaza
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I have loving parents, are you projecting?

hollow willow
zinc plaza
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I respect my dad more than anyone else in my life, my mom could use some work but I love her too.

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Guy is trying to talk down to me about my parents on a videogame thread over the internet when he doesn't even know anything about me

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and then he will complain that all he gets are insults

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You want me gone so you can talk about me when I'm not here, hence why you talk about me every time I leave

zinc plaza
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If I'm begging for attention, why do you always say something when I leave?

zinc plaza
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(me in the blue)

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I dont even know why I ask keepr questions

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hes not gonna answer any question where the answer looks bad

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I could ask him what color is a stop sign and if saying red looked bad, he'd avoid it

hollow willow
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Bro, broly got whooped so bad in that fight, I forgot he was the bad guy

zinc plaza
wind thistle
halcyon solstice
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Second night in a row Keeper has brought up parents? Keeper are you parents endangering you? Do you need help?

zinc plaza
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Keeper: "I dont insult others"
Also Keeper:

boreal owl
hollow willow
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And Frieza got whooped so bad he needed to change his race lmao

zinc plaza
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Isn't that what everyone else is doing?

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I don't think you have ever dominated me in this game, even once

boreal owl
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Ziggy ⚡ you 🤟 need 😾 to accept 👍 3 🕒 things 😏 You 👉 were 👭👥 dominated by 😈 me 🤧 in ⛵⛵🇺🇸 every 🎃 game 🥵 we 🏃 played 🎮 where 🤷 you 🤟😊 didn't 🙅🏻‍♂️ stack 📚📚 on 🍄 Defense ✝️ You 💯 are bad 👎😭 at the game 🎮🎲🎮 for 🔰 having 👉 10,000 hours. 🕐 You 👊 will 👫🎬 never ❌ know 💭💭 the love 💕 of a woman 👩‍👧‍👧 besides 💅 family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 without 🚫 paying 💰 for 💰🔯 it. Enjoy 🎡 your 😡👉 highlight in 🕐 life 😛 being 🐝👏 a channel were 🍑😫 your 👉 disabilities are highlighted daily. 📆

zinc plaza
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LMAO

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I lost all the air in my lungs

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im gonna go make dinner

boreal owl
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Guy 👦 is trying 😈 to talk 👑 down 📩 to me 🙋‍♂ about 💦 my 👩‍🎤🧑‍🎤 parents 👫🏿 on 🖐🏽 a videogame 🎮 thread over 😈😏 the internet 💻 when 👆🕙⏰ he 👥 doesn't 😚 even 🌑 know ❗ anything 😑🍑 about 👉 me 🥰 and then 😮 he 🙍‍♂️👥 will 💰🎧 complain that 😐🤔 all 😤 he 🤴 gets 🙎👀 are insults

zinc plaza
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im so

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proud of you

hollow willow
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Ffs just hop in a duel server and fight it out. Y’all seemingly got the time

boreal owl
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You 👉 will 💦 wake ⏰ up 👆🔝 tomorrow 📆 alone 👤 Put 🙋🏼 on 🔛 your 🦆🤮 day ⛅ pajamas and stream 💦 for 🔜🍆 8 🎱 hours 🕐 while 🐏 insulting the company 🏢 of the game 🏑 you 🤟 play 🎮 10,000 hours 🕐 of sad 😭

zinc plaza
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Jokes on you, I don't stream tomorrow.

unkempt tangle
halcyon solstice
unkempt tangle
quasi needle
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mind numbing insanity

zinc plaza
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I offer you a boon. 50 dollars and I never say anything to you again to set foot in a duel server and fight me to prove how much better you are.

boreal owl
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I ℹ offer 📴 you 👉 a boon. 50 ⏳ dollars 💰💰 and I 🏻 never 😅 say 🔥 anything 😯 to you 👉 again 🔄 to set 📐 foot 👣🅿️ in 🥺 a duel server 🧁🌟 and fight ✊✊😡 me 😏 to prove 📸 how 👏 much 🤗 better 👍 you 🧒 are.

hollow willow
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Bruh wtf

zinc plaza
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50 dollars for completing a first to ten, regardless of win or lose.

quasi needle
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saying you're terminally online while talking like the average terminally online person

zinc plaza
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How about it?

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Okay, send it.

boreal owl
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No.... Not at all. See what is above your intelligence's' level of comprehension for someone on the internet is that im 30, spent over a decade in the US Army as a Ranger and an SF Green Beret with 6 deployments overseas not including my initial 12 months on the DMZ in Korera, have a college education paid for with my G.I. Bill, am a father of 4 children from the ages of 1 to 12, and have a hot as fuck fiance', is that i really dont care what so ever who has the last word. Go ahead and comment after this. You sir and your lack of comprehension is astounding and hilarious, yet scary at the same time because i am assuming you are the future of America and i pray to God that my children are not as mislead or.... lacking... as you have shown yourself to be in our debate tonight

zinc plaza
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(He's not sending it)

halcyon solstice
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He wanted to create a crisis to avoid that duel no matter what

zinc plaza
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I'll give you 50 dollars to show up to a first-to-10 duel. You don't have to win, just show up. :)

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Of course though, you will win

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because you're significantly better than me, you dominate me every time we're together and I have to queue to avoid you

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bro you insulted me like a week ago

boreal owl
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This is gonna get so bad the mods are gonna ban archer threads

zinc plaza
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Hilarious

halcyon solstice
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He knows you'll never do it, so he automatically wins.

zinc plaza
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lmao

halcyon solstice
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Ill do the thing for 50 dollars

zinc plaza
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We're all looking at you and you're the only one who thinks you're clever

halcyon solstice
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😄

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Every accusation is an admission

quasi needle
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it's very clear you're not trying at much of anything

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I think you should give the brain a quick reboot

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maybe get it running again

unkempt tangle
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Hiding behind "truth" (lies) to insult people, wormy fuck

halcyon solstice
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I'll match his 50 and make it 100

unkempt tangle
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But you're here

quasi needle
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ok archer sucks ass and should be removed

zinc plaza
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100 dollars for showing up

hollow willow
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Buff archers pls 🤪

zinc plaza
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Only someone completely unhinged would turn down 100 dollars for showing up, that's like 5 minutes of your time

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and you get to flex on me for being better

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You'd destroy me, I'd embarrass myself

quasi needle
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clinically insane

boreal owl
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Honestly I could fuck you both up using skirmisher throwing axes in like 2 seconds

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1.5 KD dont lie

zinc plaza
unkempt tangle
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Please don't do this now I'm in bed

quasi needle
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I think I could 1vx everyone in the server tbh

marsh scroll
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remove imo

hollow willow
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So is random gonna 1v2 keeper and ziggy now?

marsh scroll
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take their legs away make them crawl

quasi needle
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maybe take a shower first PLEASE take a shower first

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that bed is disgusting

unkempt tangle
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Are you a professional goal post installer?

halcyon solstice
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What kind of adult turns down 100 dollars to play a video game for 5 minutes lol

zinc plaza
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A chronic liar and world record coward.

unkempt tangle
zinc plaza
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I can see why he plays call of duty now.

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I wish he'd go back to call of duty and leave us alone.

marsh scroll
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why so toxic?

halcyon solstice
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I've grown to accept him as a form of entertainment and not take him seriously

slender kiln
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@boreal owl Why have you summoned me to this pit of despair? 😔

marsh scroll
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repeatedly calling being disabled as an insult kinda cringe and makes you sound ableist

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ohhhh he plays archer, explains the victim mentality

unkempt tangle
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@dull cliff not so fun when the numbers are against you is it? When others can point out what you are

halcyon solstice
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Are you under the impression you are not insulting people constantly just because you dont use bad words?

zinc plaza
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"it’s me being honest about why I stopped insulting him"

You have insulted me every other message for the last 6 months.

unkempt tangle
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You can't just insult people and play victim chivnewbie

marsh scroll
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"I'm not being toxic"

mains archer

zinc plaza
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LMAO

slender kiln
halcyon solstice
zinc plaza
slender kiln
hollow willow
marsh scroll
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shovel is a better shit weapon than katars imo

unkempt tangle
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Project more and you'll get put to work in a cinema

zinc plaza
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"You're lying"
"Nuh uh!"

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oh no he @ everyone

halcyon solstice
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Youre the thread creator. You have the power to close it.

marsh scroll
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bro you were worse lol

marsh scroll
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calls a dude disabled 3 times then pings a mod because someone says they suck at the game 😭

unkempt tangle
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My anger isn't misplaced when you've been a major asshole your whole life

hollow willow
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Honestly this thread is hilarious, thank you all for a great time

zinc plaza
halcyon solstice
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Oh hi Mods. Which one of you is lucky enough to deal with this shitshow? 😂 😂

zinc plaza
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lets turn this into a katar thread

marsh scroll
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ziggy make a 1h shovel guide

unkempt tangle
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I guess muting keeper will prevent further insults

zinc plaza
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Katars, if hit detection was good, are actually really fucking nasty levels of good.

hollow willow
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Okay so which katar skin is the best?

marsh scroll
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tell people it's the meta weapon

unkempt tangle
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Good work keeps

slender kiln
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Katards assemble

zinc plaza
slender kiln
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The tigress claws wth

marsh scroll
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don't the katars mistreat their workers?

slender kiln
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I didn't grind to 77 for nuthin

boreal owl
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Oh my lord

hollow willow
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The tiger claws are neat but I’m not much of a fan of the colour scheme

zinc plaza
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Katars are really deadly, probably the fastest weapon to kill anyone in the game besides a one-shot.

hollow willow
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Prefer the Maustika, simple and clean

zinc plaza
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I have won 3v1s with the Katars, they really AREN'T bad

boreal owl
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All of the mods are here

zinc plaza
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The only issue with Katars is that they don't work.

boreal owl
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It's joever

marsh scroll
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I lost to katars in duels once and it was real sad

zinc plaza
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You stab a guy, it goes through them, death.

slender kiln
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Cancel to parry and hitreg are really shit rn

zinc plaza
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No they're good at duels too

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People act like they aren't good, they're very strong if you play them right AND the server doesn't shit itself.

marsh scroll
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I guess they just got a big learning curve, most players are ass with them

zinc plaza
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It's the hardest weapon to use in the game, and the most buggy.

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Even if you do it right, you still sometimes lose because hit detection is so poor.

marsh scroll
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best map weapon tho? oar hands down

hollow willow
zinc plaza
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Broom cleaves on lights and heavies.

unkempt tangle
unkempt tangle
marsh scroll
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the tenosian candlestick is cool too

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works more like a spear

hollow willow
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I prefer throwing anvils at ppl

unkempt tangle
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I was gonna say, do you count barrel? Barrels are excellent

slender kiln
zinc plaza
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nothing to do with the weapon itself

slender kiln
hollow willow
slender kiln
unkempt tangle
slender kiln
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I had to stop clipping no regs cause they're just par for the course

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They timed out my boy :(

unkempt tangle
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He was innocent chivyeet

halcyon solstice
slender kiln
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His memes were on point today, he deserves better

halcyon solstice
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Keeper roams the pits of his unfinished basement and Random Savior is smited!? The world is so unjust 😭