general

[bleak wren]

do you own a fatbike?

you got banned for being a bum

lol

[buoyant shuttle]

I like how admins can just swear and we have to result to bum

[bleak wren]

who does this bum think it is

[buoyant shuttle]

bum bum bum bum bum

[bleak wren]

keep begging lil bro

get on ur knees like a lil dog

[buoyant shuttle]

Youre begging to have fight in a private chat?

[bleak wren]

tongue out

[buoyant shuttle]

You got nothing better to do?

[bleak wren]

i dont have to prove myself for having a small d

[buoyant shuttle]

yeah

[bleak wren]

fr

[buoyant shuttle]

38 and counting !

[bleak wren]

not for long

lil bro cant do math

[buoyant shuttle]

I think you guys called that unc

[bleak wren]

bro think he fast

u dont even check his profile dawg

[sleek needle]

@bleak wren @buoyant shuttle When you see a troll like that, please don’t feed into it. Just adds to the fire and isn’t needed here.

[buoyant shuttle]

I mean I didnt know beforehand

Didnt think he was gonna spam the n word lol

But ill remember

[sleek needle]

Understandable. But they were also just saying random useless stuff

Anyhow, thanks

[bleak wren]

hi hru

[green isle]

hi

[buoyant shuttle]

If you have a 50/50 chance that you break your left leg in the next 3 seconds, but also have 50/50 chance that you break your right leg (also within 3 seconds), is the chance that you break both legs at the same time still 50/50?

@cursive wharf Opinion?

[bleak wren]

hmmmm tough quiestion

i think its 33%, either you break one leg, 2 legs, or none

[vast meteor]

[bleak wren]

what do you think queen jade?

[vast meteor]

Of what

?

I just got back lol

[bleak wren]

@buoyant shuttle s question

[buoyant shuttle]

Huh

[bleak wren]

scroll up like 5messages

[buoyant shuttle]

Ohhh

[bleak wren]

yea

[wild escarp]

There are 4 possible outcomes.

1. Neither leg breaks
2. One leg breaks
3. The other leg breaks
4. Both legs break

There is an equal chance that any of those 4 outcomes occurs. Thus you have a 25% chance of both legs breaking.

[bleak wren]

yk

[buoyant shuttle]

Oh yeah anyone has an answer?

[buoyant shuttle]

No thats just no true

You seee

[bleak wren]

nope it should be 33%, one leg, both legs, or none

[buoyant shuttle]

You either break both legs, or you don't

[bleak wren]

jesse ur a bum

[buoyant shuttle]

So id say: its still 50/50

@wild escarp

[bleak wren]

you should consult the council

[buoyant shuttle]

what

[wild escarp]

The correct answer is 25%. You multiply the probabilities in this type of problem to get the combined.

0.5 x 0.5 = 0.25

[vast meteor]

@wild escarp

[bleak wren]

ask them and they shall profide

[buoyant shuttle]

No but you like either break them or you like don't

[vast meteor]

Look at eco go, math brain

[bleak wren]

math brain is wrong tho

[wild escarp]

It's like flipping a coin twice and finding the probability both are heads.

[bleak wren]

queen what do u think

[buoyant shuttle]

You can do that?

I thought you can only flip it once

[bleak wren]

it should be 33, three outcomes 100%/3 = 33%

[vast meteor]

I'm not good with probability ngl, I haven't done that shit in years, not since school lmao

[bleak wren]

your coin is broken

[buoyant shuttle]

same tbh, still not convinced...

[bleak wren]

try

[vast meteor]

You can flip a coin more than once lmao

[buoyant shuttle]

But never been good at maths either 🙏

[wild escarp]

There are 4 outcomes though :(

[bleak wren]

https://tenor.com/view/cataaaaaaaa-gif-23904304

[bleak wren]

nuh uh, 0, 1 or 2 legs broken

[vast meteor]

Why would there be 3?

[vast meteor]

This is true

[buoyant shuttle]

How though you only flip it once right when betting?

[vast meteor]

Oh with betting, yea, I don't do that, so idk how it works lmao

[bleak wren]

either 1 leg is broken, or 2 legs, or 0 legs

[buoyant shuttle]

I think im going to ask chatgpt

[buoyant shuttle]

Yeah but what if your feet also itch?

[vast meteor]

We're not counting feet

[buoyant shuttle]

But with feet its like 5 chances then right?

[vast meteor]

I mean that could work

[buoyant shuttle]

5 coin flips so 1/10?

[bleak wren]

why are you bringing up feet

[bleak wren]

try again

[buoyant shuttle]

Sorry im just kind of overwhelmed

[vast meteor]

Yeah I don't know where feet came into the picture, we're just talking about legs

[buoyant shuttle]

Really not good at this...

[bleak wren]

can i see your feet

[vast meteor]

Wtf

[wild escarp]

What did it have to say?

[vast meteor]

that's a weird request

[bleak wren]

@buoyant shuttle i meant bruh

[vast meteor]

Hmm

[bleak wren]

sorry you got caught in the crossfire

[vast meteor]

Don't be sorry, I'm just here

[bleak wren]

https://tenor.com/view/oops-oopsy-homer-simpsons-homersimpson-gif-27338615

[wild escarp]

Gee look at that. 25%

[bleak wren]

ask about 33%

[vast meteor]

Look at that Eco was right

25%

[bleak wren]

https://tenor.com/view/zs-good-morning-gif-4154880375153228977

[buoyant shuttle]

Chatgpt can be wrong

[vast meteor]

Yeah so I don't know how 3 outcomes would have worked

[bleak wren]

ur asking ai tho, ai is usually wrong

[buoyant shuttle]

yeah

[bleak wren]

ai bad = me is good

[vast meteor]

@wild escarp Eco weco

[wild escarp]

@vast meteor

[buoyant shuttle]

@wild escarp Since youre so good at math, can you help me with another question, someone asked me:

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more video games. Or games, unlimited games, but no games?

And I really didn't know what to say

[vast meteor]

@wild escarp

[vast meteor]

Unlimited games but no games, how does that make sense

[bleak wren]

think about it

[wild escarp]

A classic jschlatt question 👌

[buoyant shuttle]

A what?

[buoyant shuttle]

I thought about it and I think its like you'd have unlimited games

[vast meteor]

Yeah it doesn't make any sense to have unlimited games but then no games? Lol what

[wild escarp]

Unlimited bacon for sure

[vast meteor]

Hell yea

I love me some bacon

[bleak wren]

or you could have unlimited bacon

but

[vast meteor]

Unlimited bacon

[buoyant shuttle]

Yeah butd you have an ulimited amount of them though

[bleak wren]

unlimited games is awesome

[vast meteor]

Yeah true

[bleak wren]

like cod for free

[buoyant shuttle]

But then you wouldn't have any games

Would you really want to live in a world with no video games?

[wild escarp]

But I would have unlimited bacon

[bleak wren]

no bacon?

[wild escarp]

I would much rather live in a world with no video games than a world with no bacon

[buoyant shuttle]

Where did you get the no bacon from?

[wild escarp]

Well both options have no video games. One just includes unlimited bacon.

[vast meteor]

Mhm

[buoyant shuttle]

Yeah but no more video games

[bleak wren]

huh

[buoyant shuttle]

With the other option youd have games.... unlimited games

[bleak wren]

does that include vbucks?

[wild escarp]

With the caveat of having no games

[buoyant shuttle]

But youd have an unlimited amount of them though

[bleak wren]

@vast meteor help me im lost

[wild escarp]

What if I want no bacon and no games?

[buoyant shuttle]

That's not part of the question

[vast meteor]

What

[bleak wren]

help me

[vast meteor]

On what y'all talking about?

[bleak wren]

yea

im lost

wat is the correct answer

bacon and no games or games, unlimited games, but no games

[buoyant shuttle]

@wild escarp Chatgpt is no fun

[vast meteor]

There's really no correct answer

[buoyant shuttle]

🥓

[bleak wren]

why not?

[vast meteor]

Its really just open for anyone, cause we all have different views

[bleak wren]

🥓

[wild escarp]

It chose the correct answer

[bleak wren]

screw the clanker

[vast meteor]

Eh, I just feel like when you get asked these questions, people have their own opinions

[buoyant shuttle]

You say that so confidently yet youre so wrong

[vast meteor]

So there's really not an "correct" answer

wow I can't type

[wild escarp]

Maybe your keyboard is just in a bad mood

[buoyant shuttle]

How come?

[bleak wren]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[vast meteor]

Fr fr, I'm just typing too fast lmao

[vast meteor]

ha unlimited bacon was the one

[buoyant shuttle]

no way

unlimited games all the way 🗣️ 🙏

grok agreed with me btw

[vast meteor]

eh I was already going to pick the bacon option beforehand anyway

[buoyant shuttle]

You like bacon 🥓 ?

[vast meteor]

Ofc, I love bacon

[buoyant shuttle]

Eco didn't want either

Like how

[vast meteor]

I mean that's his opinion, not mine

[buoyant shuttle]

I mean at the end of the day its 50/50 anyway for what is the right answer

[bleak wren]

hiiii

how are you all

[wild escarp]

What's the probability at the beginning of the day?

[buoyant shuttle]

idk

Id have to ask the person who asked me the bacon question

[bleak wren]

at the end of the day.....

its night

[wild escarp]

This is true!

[bleak wren]

yall are so bad at math lol

smh my head

[buoyant shuttle]

I knowwwwww 😭

[wild escarp]

Teach me to be better please :(

[bleak wren]

idk man u gotta go to school!

[buoyant shuttle]

Youre a software engineer right, could I also become one?

[wild escarp]

yessir

[bleak wren]

its not for you dude

trust me im a web dev

[buoyant shuttle]

Even with my math skills?

[vast meteor]

Ya can be whatever ya want in life really lmao

@wild escarp

[buoyant shuttle]

What do you do miss jade?

for work

[vast meteor]

I'll be cooking soon enough, I'm in the Navy btw, its going to be weird to explain but here's the best way I can, so I'm not technically working working, but I'm having to go through this checking process, I just bascially greet everyone and make sure I'm in the system for whatever it is they need

Being introduced on what I'll be doing and whatnot

Working on the ship probably too

I also love the fact that I got a room to myself, I hope it stays that way but I'll most likely get a new roommate whenever, so idk when that'll be

[buoyant shuttle]

Eyo sounds interesting, hope you make it through that screening :)

[bleak wren]

will they join dyno tho?

[vast meteor]

Screening?

[vast meteor]

What? No? lmao

[bleak wren]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-lonely-rain-sad-gif-7792030237214898863

[buoyant shuttle]

No sorry, you mentioned checking process, i assumed some screening thing, but haven't the slightest how something like that actually works where I live let alone in the country where you live

[vast meteor]

Well there's a medical screening if that's what you mean? Other than that I don't know any other screening lol

Its like when you move to another place, you kinda get introduced to everything and adjust to their ways, or its like getting a new job and your learning how things work

[buoyant shuttle]

Just the checking process you mentioned

[vast meteor]

that's the best way I can describe it

[buoyant shuttle]

Ah I think I get it now

[vast meteor]

Oh shit my laptop tripping

[bleak wren]

same

what did it take

[vast meteor]

I don't think this is normal

😂😭

Literally my keyboard typing that on its own

Oh shit this is not good, welp my keyboard ain't working

[bleak wren]

look mom im in the pic

[buoyant shuttle]

Oh shit hope its just the pc being funky instead of the keyboard being broken

[flint vale]

guys

[bleak wren]

hiii

[buoyant shuttle]

what

[bleak wren]

hru

[flint vale]

how can i make a custom command that reads the username of someone who is pinged

in the command

[buoyant shuttle]

goto #community-support for questions

[bleak wren]

the feature is broken atm

jk

listen to jesse

[flint vale]

do yall know the answer?

[bleak wren]

no

goto #community-support please

[flint vale]

im not sure its possible

i asked it there

[vast meteor]

Idk I can't type anything now

😭

[flint vale]

im expecting a 2 hour response time

[vast meteor]

This is not good

Cause I use my laptop for everything

[buoyant shuttle]

It would genuinly suck if it was the keyboard

[bleak wren]

ask it nicely maybe it will work better

[vast meteor]

Welp fuck I think I found the issue

Theres a crack on the bottom of my laptop and I didn't know until I looked all over on what it could be

[rain dagger]

What should I do to get unbanned from among us server

[vast meteor]

You can try reaching out to someone that you may know from that server to get unbanned

[vast meteor]

Wish it was that simple

[grim wind]

hi

[vast meteor]

Hello

[minor dirge]

what does warnings command look like

[grim wind]

Hi stranger 😉

[vast meteor]

Hello there stranger

[hallow flame]

hello

would yall like to try my game?

its on roblox

???

[vast meteor]

Nah I'm good

[cursive wharf]

Ho

[bleak wren]

gn everyone!

[vast meteor]

Nightt

[buoyant shuttle]

Gnight qjurm

[flint vale]

making commands is so fun

do yall know any websites that have links that embed a random image

like of nature or something

[wild escarp]

I know of one for random cat images and one for random dog images. I don't know any for nature though

[rose thorn]

?

[wheat glade]

hey!

[calm terrace]

👍

Good

[flint vale]

hm

[signal tiger]

officially been a week since i opened my support ticket

been resent the same message 3 times now

💔

[knotty gust]

Hello. Why can I not set up Dyno via API ? It would be so good to have just a json ruleset and push that 🙂

[placid night]

Hello

[ripe roost]

Hello

[sleek needle]

Morning

[ripe roost]

Morning

[wild escarp]

Is it Friday yet?

[ripe roost]

No

[wheat glade]

Hey

[green isle]

Afternoon

[wheat glade]

How are you?

[green isle]

about to make breakfast

[ripe roost]

How’s everyone

[wheat glade]

Nice, what you making?

[green isle]

egg

[bleak wren]

Hiii hru all

[buoyant shuttle]

hiiii how is everyone doin

[buoyant shuttle]

fine hbu?

[bleak wren]

im alr

ty for asking!

how has ur mom been

after the thing happened

[buoyant shuttle]

Yeah the crazy thing, shes fine tbh

[bleak wren]

glad to hear!

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-cat-gif-696604303596555012

[placid night]

Hello

[jade dome]

Hello

[placid night]

Hru

[jade dome]

Good, wbu?

[placid night]

Good too

[jade dome]

How was your day

[vast meteor]

Hello

[jade dome]

Hello

[cursive wharf]

[jade dome]

Queen 😊

[vast meteor]

Helloo hows it going

[vast meteor]

[jade dome]

Good

Wbu

[vast meteor]

Doing alright just eating

[jade dome]

I have to go to a store in this cold weather

[vast meteor]

Oh damn that sucks

I'm guessing ya gotta get stuff

[cursive wharf]

enjoy your breakfast

[vast meteor]

I'm having spaghetti but its still technically breakfast time so thank ya lmao

[jade dome]

Unfortunately, I won't be going by car, but will be walking

1km maybe or more

[vast meteor]

Why can't you use a car

[jade dome]

My dad forbids that 😂

[vast meteor]

Hmm you can't just have your dad drive ya?

[jade dome]

Why so far away? I'll have some energy

[vast meteor]

What??

Fair enough

[jade dome]

I can, but I don't want to tire him out

😄

[vast meteor]

I'm sure he wouldn't mind but oh well it is what it is

[jade dome]

Bye

Good luck

[vast meteor]

Byee

Take care

[jade dome]

🤍

[bleak wren]

Hiii

[cursive wharf]

i had a coffee to wake up more

[bleak wren]

Nice

[frozen adder]

Guys one Question can dyno autorole?

[wheat glade]

ask in #community-support

[frozen adder]

K thx

[vast meteor]

Nice

[cursive wharf]

Check #lifestyle

[vast meteor]

Yeah I saw, looks nicee

[versed quartz]

[bleak wren]

goof

[vast meteor]

Oo my eggs came out great, I'm learning how to cook by myself for once lmao

[cursive wharf]

hi deauth

[hot holly]

Hi

[cursive wharf]

hru sir

[vast meteor]

Hii

[hot holly]

I'm alright

Hello

[cursive wharf]

i am happy here starting planning a home warming party

[buoyant shuttle]

how is everyone doing?

[cursive wharf]

i saw snow today

[green isle]

i like snow

[vast meteor]

doing good, just chilling and you

[vast meteor]

Oo, how much snow did ya get?

[buoyant shuttle]

same tbh

Just doing some code

Im learning html

[green isle]

how's that going

[cinder halo]

I know HTML

[vast meteor]

I just got done cooking

I made spaghetti, it turns out really goood lol

[buoyant shuttle]

nicu nicu 🍝

[buoyant shuttle]

Lots of chatgpt... Its verry difficult but I think im beginning to understand

[green isle]

i read cooking as coding

and honestly? the next part makes sense either way

[buoyant shuttle]

Chatgpt cooking ?

[green isle]

ive never used chatgpt for coding anything

[buoyant shuttle]

Wait what

How do you make one without it?

[green isle]

?

[buoyant shuttle]

A site

Wordpress?

Anyway do you want to see the site?

[flint grotto]

By coding it. Lol

[buoyant shuttle]

file:///C:/Users/jesse/OneDrive/website.html

Here look

[green isle]

ah yes

[buoyant shuttle]

Wait huh

[green isle]

i forgot that i have access to your c:drive

[buoyant shuttle]

Why does it not work

[green isle]

but also, just send a screenshot of it

[buoyant shuttle]

Do you like it?

[green isle]

nice

[buoyant shuttle]

Thanks I worked really hard on it

[vast meteor]

Spaghetti is donee

[buoyant shuttle]

hmmmm tasty

[wild escarp]

I'll bet it loads really quickly

[cursive wharf]

Furries

[vast meteor]

Ohh

[buoyant shuttle]

what

where

[vast meteor]

@wild escarp ECO

[cursive wharf]

Yup

[vast meteor]

Ya still got snow right now?

[vast meteor]

He's talking about snow

[buoyant shuttle]

He said furries

[sleek needle]

probably meant flurries

[buoyant shuttle]

oh

ok then :/

[simple helm]

@soft geyser i only just saw your message, i wish you well my friend

[orchid iron]

Hay

[cursive wharf]

No

[vast meteor]

Gotcha

[cursive wharf]

Sorry am now sick lol

Thx tummy

[vast meteor]

Oof lmao

[vast meteor]

what did you have?

[verbal olive]

hey

best bot ever

dyno

[vast meteor]

[cursive wharf]

Um colitis

[vast meteor]

Huh?

I'm talking about food

[cursive wharf]

Idk

[vast meteor]

Idk either, but I was meaning what you had eaten lol

[cursive wharf]

oh sorry

[vast meteor]

Nah your good, I should have specified

[wild escarp]

[soft geyser]

[green isle]

Morning

[vast meteor]

Hi

[green isle]

I keep forgetting to order batteries

[vast meteor]

You gon get them now?

[green isle]

If I remember

[vast meteor]

I'd take notes lol

[green isle]

But I never take notes :(

[vast meteor]

Well that's up to you, I just suggest it cause that way you know

[wheat glade]

hey

[bleak wren]

hiiiii

hruu all!!

[quaint torrent]

DYNO

DIED

NO JOKE

[past siren]

Hello, is it normal that the site is offline? thanks

[rare iron]

cloudflare down

[past siren]

oh !

[rough ember]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-yakuza-0-tachibana-gif-2262573677281692482

[limber fractal]

I hate cloudflare

It was loading for ages in 2019

Dyno is completely down now

[rough ember]

dyno's perfectly fine, only the dash is down

[hot holly]

Aint it nice how the entire internet is consolidated onto a single service

[bleak wren]

Of course It is

Thank you cloudfare

[bleak wren]

Most of it is on 3 main services basically, but yeah. It’s just great when 1 of them break

[finite marten]

What three I’m curious

[main sapphire]

is dyno websites down or is it me?

[rough ember]

cloudflare, aws and gcp most likely

[rough ember]

cloudflare's having an outage

[main sapphire]

ight

Thanks for the info

[flint vale]

You'd think they'd have a backup plan for cloud flare being down. Welp free day off work for me I guess 😂

[rough ember]

not really sure how thatd work at cloudflare's scale

or in general lol

[lapis turtle]

its working now

its back yeah !

[finite marten]

What is gcp?

[rough ember]

google cloud platform

[floral fog]

half life 3 today, go to steam

[buoyant shuttle]

Hello

How is everyone doing

[tacit steppe]

.

[buoyant shuttle]

Yo

[hasty mural]

Is he down

No he is not

I can get dad jokes again
Thank you and have a happy day

[bleak wren]

Microsoft azure, Amazon web services and google cloud platform are the biggest, looking into it cloudflare is by far not the biggest, but it’s still up there

[wet ice]

Hello

[buoyant shuttle]

Those are all cloud compute platforms though not? Cloudflare is a proxy (and many other things) service but not hosting, so its a tad unfair to compare them

At least no hosting in the traditional sense that aws or google does

[finite marten]

What’s Google cloud platform? Gmail and productivity?

[buoyant shuttle]

No just a service you can use to host your own stuff on their servers

But lowkey knowing google, they probably dont use it themselves internally

[vast meteor]

[cursive wharf]

Jades

U like snow

[vast meteor]

Of course, I like snow

[cursive wharf]

Saw more snow flakes

[vast meteor]

Ooo, ya got a picture?

[green isle]

Supposedly it should snow here tomorrow

[cursive wharf]

No

Its cold here

[vast meteor]

Oki

[bleak wren]

Ooh yea ur right mb

Hiii

[bleak wren]

No snow pic?😔

[cursive wharf]

Plus i am weak

[vast meteor]

Ok

[bleak wren]

That’s tough bro

[buoyant shuttle]

Hi how are u all

[bleak wren]

Been very despressed lately

[buoyant shuttle]

Ripppp

That's not good

[versed quartz]

[bleak wren]

Hbu

[buoyant shuttle]

Hello dragoby, hru?

[bleak wren]

Hi drago how are you!!

Long time no see

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-gif-4519660936542855690

[versed quartz]

i am alive

[bleak wren]

Good job

[vast meteor]

vibing

[bleak wren]

What’s the vibe

[buoyant shuttle]

Cool cool

[bleak wren]

Have you tried banjo music yet? @vast meteor

https://open.spotify.com/track/7fXnpBieztZNHNik8lJHZK?si=LslKnBtqSfCp4iKIQovsMA&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A5Zk580FBG4de3lV1WOK0sM

Discovered a new banger today

Can’t get enough of this one

[buoyant shuttle]

Favorited!

[bleak wren]

Nicee!

Hitting the yoinky sploinky on that beat

[vast meteor]

Eh its okay tbh, but I don't care for it

[buoyant shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mosh-pit-audience-going-wild-music-festival-gif-17442458

[south falcon]

@visual lagoon hi can we talk in private dms

Just for an minute

[visual lagoon]

why

no just tell me why

[south falcon]

It's a problem about ppt

[visual lagoon]

and you found me here lol

then go ahead

[south falcon]

I'll explain everything to you in dms to tell you what happened

[real badger]

@tacit ledge

[bleak wren]

Awww :( thought you might like it

[vast meteor]

Well I don't listen to it but yeah sorry not my thing

[bleak wren]

Too bad

[vast meteor]

Too bad is crazy, I can just not listen to it, easy

[cursive wharf]

@vast meteor i have snow 🥹

[vast meteor]

ooooooo

[cursive wharf]

Yup icy outside

[vast meteor]

Yeah I bet

[misty pecan]

[cursive wharf]

Slips ouch

[misty pecan]

@vestal hamlet hey nerd

[cursive wharf]

Fell on my ass

[vast meteor]

That's what you get for walking too fast

[cursive wharf]

Real great now my bad back hurts

[vast meteor]

Well, should have been careful Chris

Why are you even outside in the first place?

[cursive wharf]

I was walking slowy

[vast meteor]

Then pay attention, instead of texting on here

[cursive wharf]

To my car to look at something

[vast meteor]

Hm I see

[cursive wharf]

Brr and ouch

[vast meteor]

Lol oh well

[cursive wharf]

Oh well i am put a patch on my back

Which is licane

[vast meteor]

Well okay, whatever helps your back

[cursive wharf]

U know in two bones in my lower back are touching like there is no foam

[vast meteor]

Okay

Must not be a good feeling

I'd recommend you be careful next time, so it won't get worse

[cursive wharf]

Nope i have good and bad days

[vast meteor]

Mk

that's on you

[cursive wharf]

Today is middle to bad

Well i have scars from when i fell in the summer playing with my nephews and nieces

[vast meteor]

I mean, accidents happen

[cursive wharf]

Was running after a whiffle ball and my right arm and ankle met pavement

[vast meteor]

Yikes

That has to hurt

[cursive wharf]

And had a asphalt burn cut

I cant feel the back of my right arm from it and i have a 🟦 small mark on my ankle

[vast meteor]

Uh from the fall just now or what

[cursive wharf]

No in the summer lol

[vast meteor]

Hmm interesting

[cursive wharf]

That was the day after

[vast meteor]

Yeah, that looks like it definitely hurt

[hot holly]

I didnt say this before but that is a lot of hair

[cursive wharf]

My arm hair lol

[cursive wharf]

For 4 weeks

[vast meteor]

Okay

[green isle]

Morning

[vast meteor]

Hi Krom

[green isle]

Hi

[vast meteor]

How are you doing

[green isle]

Sleepy

[vestal hamlet]

Hello!

[vast meteor]

I'm geting there too

[vast meteor]

[misty pecan]

[bleak wren]

I don’t have snow here

[buoyant shuttle]

Hello how is everyone's morning going

hru all

[bleak wren]

Hbu

[buoyant shuttle]

Fine fine

[bleak wren]

Ok

[buoyant shuttle]

Little bit early

[bleak wren]

Cool

[buoyant shuttle]

And no snow

[bleak wren]

That’s tuff bro

Will you let me know when it snows

[bleak wren]

Is this how it happened?

[vast meteor]

He slipped outside, not inside

[bleak wren]

I mean he started falling outside, doesn’t mean he couldn’t have landed inside

Who knows

[vast meteor]

Eh who knows

[bleak wren]

It’s just a silly video anyways

[vast meteor]

He'll probably explain it again

[bleak wren]

Probably

[vast meteor]

My guess based on what he told me, is that he fell when he was going out to his car

Ok i'm heading to sleep now, night

[bleak wren]

Oof

[bleak wren]

Gn!

[vast meteor]

Nightt

[buoyant shuttle]

Why are you going to sleep, it's 8 am?

[bleak wren]

That’s so weird

You should rlly fix ur sleep schedule jade

[vast meteor]

Y'all its 122 am for me

[vast meteor]

I'm in a different timezone than you are

[vast meteor]

I have been, I've been going to sleep earlier instead of staying up late

Not all of us are in the same timezone, seems like y'all don't know that exists

[vast meteor]

So its daytime for you, and its night time for me, different locations

[bleak wren]

Waaait fr?

That’s actually crazy

So you’re like

In the future?

What is the stock market like today. What should I be investing in rn

[vast meteor]

Its either your being sarcastic or being dramatic, clearly you should know we're in different times now that I said the time

[vast meteor]

I don't know, what's the time for you?

[buoyant shuttle]

9 am

[tame burrow]

Hello friends, everytime i try to manage my server nothing happens on the website, is this a local issue?

[buoyant shuttle]

no

[stone compass]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wheat glade]

hey!

[buoyant shuttle]

hello

[wheat glade]

how are you?

[buoyant shuttle]

Fine hbu?

[muted schooner]

Hi hello

[buoyant shuttle]

Hey

[exotic brook]

So... let me get this straight... I was premium, the bot had crash and bugs every other day, cancelled the premium, the bot left my server by itself... and now I get spammed with announcements by your server for "black Friday deals" on my discord?
What do I have to do to get ride of you really ?

[brittle nymph]

unfollow the channel 🤷
server settings > integrations

[fluid ermine]

unfollow #dyno-updates

[brittle nymph]

the black friday message is from #dyno-updates
but yeah may as well unfollow that one too if-- nice save with that edit :D

[exotic brook]

That was it! Thank you people ! 👍

[bleak wren]

I’m neither lol?

[buoyant shuttle]

stop being dramatic @bleak wren

[vast meteor]

Morning

[fickle sedge]

why can't i get on dyno website

[vast meteor]

Uh maybe get on a differnt browser?

[fickle sedge]

I'm using chrome, I'll try another browser.

[vast meteor]

Ohh gotcha

[lilac trellis]

im just gonna dm random people as Dyno just to scare them what they didnt do in dms like warning or mute

[violet island]

Wasn't there an option to buy Dyno Liftime?

[fluid ermine]

no

[bleak wren]

Wym?????

I’m just confused lol

[buoyant shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[bleak wren]

Yeah that’s me

[buoyant shuttle]

dis you @bleak wren ?

[fluid ermine]

If you don't want to be banned, I would change my name and profile picture.

[bleak wren]

Are you blind? @buoyant shuttle

[buoyant shuttle]

oh yeah sorry

%mute

[bleak wren]

Get yourself some glasses lol

Blind ah

/mute

[fluid ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/bubbles-trailer-park-boys-tpb-gif-13253237

[bleak wren]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-smile-gif-16895765258759043699

[vast meteor]

[fluid ermine]

Jesse Pinkman

Did you know that he can do magic?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f2/11/f5/f211f5ac3f0050eaee86fb342aaf5339.gif

[vast meteor]

Magic

[sour oasis]

http://giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-12NUbkX6p4xOO4

[frosty lintel]

Hallo everyone

[green isle]

@lilac trellis you have 4 minutes to change your profile picture and name.

[fluid ermine]

opportunity gone, time's up, goodbye

[green isle]

thanks for your input

[fluid ermine]

you're welcome, anytime.

[lime nacelle]

Hello

[buoyant shuttle]

hi

[bleak wren]

Hi

Magic

[sour oasis]

http://giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-12NUbkX6p4xOO4

[bleak wren]

What an annoying feature

[signal tiger]

4 minutes 💀

[tough jolt]

Magic

[sour oasis]

http://giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-12NUbkX6p4xOO4

[tough jolt]

Magic

[sour oasis]

http://giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-12NUbkX6p4xOO4

[vast meteor]

[cursive wharf]

hi

[vast meteor]

Hi Chris

[bleak wren]

Hi Chris

Hru

[buoyant shuttle]

Hi

Nice banner

[bleak wren]

Interesting link in the bio too

[tough jolt]

I'm removing it before I get banned from this server

[bleak wren]

Also no hate on you but those profile effects discord has are so annoying 😭

[buoyant shuttle]

bro is the skibidi didler

[vast meteor]

[buoyant shuttle]

magic

[sour oasis]

http://giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-12NUbkX6p4xOO4

[sleek needle]

Morning

[bleak wren]

Morning

Magic

[sour oasis]

http://giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-12NUbkX6p4xOO4

[sleek needle]

Dang we got snow last night

First snowfall of the year

[misty pecan]

dont you dare say that

[sleek needle]

I don’t mind cause it’s actually really late this year lol

[misty pecan]

[sleek needle]

We usually have snow like beginning of October

[misty pecan]

Its starting to get cold over here.

[sacred crown]

we did the other day

[glacial orbit]

Can Dyno fix / improve their ban command?
The default is to delete all messages, which shouldn't be in my opinion. If you flip that default the preserve_messages becomes a no-op.
Furthermore I wish I could instead specify if I wanted to delete 1 hour messages, 6 hours, 7 days etc... kinda like the built-in ban function.
As an alternative a new command to purge messages with the same options of the built-in ban would be useful (please mention me for answers 🙏 )

[sour oasis]

Have a feature request?
We’d love to hear your ideas! To submit a feature request, please use the following form: https://dyno.gg/form/e88e2317

Check out the https://discord.com/channels/203039963636301824/541098873779781684 channel to view others' requests and upvote features you'd like to see in Dyno!

[misty pecan]

@glacial orbit ^

[midnight sigil]

We had snow for 1 day and now it's gone

[sleek needle]

Yea this snow is also melting

[bleak wren]

Here we don’t have snow

[buoyant shuttle]

Have you guys ever seen yellow snow?

I saw it once and still don't know how it's possible

[bleak wren]

did you taste it?

[buoyant shuttle]

I don't remember

how is everyone doing by the way?

[cursive wharf]

how is lady jade?

[buoyant shuttle]

Hi chris

[cursive wharf]

sneezes

[buoyant shuttle]

How was the stream?

[cursive wharf]

it was good how u do know?

[bleak wren]

did u beat saints row?

[buoyant shuttle]

Because the whole server can see it on the members bar

[cursive wharf]

no not yet

and doing wash atm

[bleak wren]

washing sim 2?

[cursive wharf]

no a chore

and man this system uptime

https://cdn.csjgaming.com/images/4oijh.png

[bleak wren]

What do you host this on?

[buoyant shuttle]

Why do you not do weekly restarts?

[cursive wharf]

cause i host other clients bots on it

[buoyant shuttle]

Then restart those aswell

[cursive wharf]

i have like 10 things running on it

[buoyant shuttle]

All unmanaged???

[versed quartz]

[bleak wren]

what happened

did you make this yourself @cursive wharf

[cobalt sun]

r u admin ?

[versed quartz]

no, why?

[cobalt sun]

#community-support message

[versed quartz]

you will have to patiently wait for someone to help you there

[buoyant shuttle]

Dragoby help him

[cobalt sun]

._.

ok

[cursive wharf]

What link

[sleek needle]

Last hour of work today!!

Last hour always seems to take the longest

[bleak wren]

botserver.csjgaming.com

and csjgaming.com too i guess

[buoyant shuttle]

csj can I see ur endpoints

[cursive wharf]

Csjgaming.com is main site

[cursive wharf]

Why

[buoyant shuttle]

just curious what youre hosting

[cursive wharf]

That should go no where

[bleak wren]

It goes somewhere

[buoyant shuttle]

it defenitely goes somewhere

[bleak wren]

i can see all ur endpoints lol

who made this

[buoyant shuttle]

It goes here man

[echo apex]

Hi

[bleak wren]

hi

[sleek needle]

Hello!

[bleak wren]

how are u

[sleek needle]

Good. Almost done work

[bleak wren]

nice

[vast meteor]

Hii everyone

[bleak wren]

hi

[vast meteor]

Wsg

[buoyant shuttle]

hello

[vast meteor]

Helllooo

[bleak wren]

hi

[opal acorn]

I. Am. The. Internet.

It seems someone did an oopsie on the traffic shaper now that I terminate directly to the local municipal fiber.

[sleek needle]

Whoopsie

[cursive wharf]

Correct site https://api.csjgaming.com

[lucid tree]

My goodness

[buoyant shuttle]

Did you write the api yourself @cursive wharf or does it just forward the requests to other services?

[cursive wharf]

its my ai fo my bot

[bleak wren]

ai or api?

did you write it yourself?

[lilac goblet]

Hi chat

[cursive wharf]

Api and yes

[vast meteor]

Hii

[cursive wharf]

Hru lady jade

[vast meteor]

I'm good, just got done cooking spaghetti

You?

[cursive wharf]

I am good thx

Enjoy ur dinner

[vast meteor]

I haven't started yet, I gotta drain the water, and then put the sauce in and then put some seasonin in it

[cursive wharf]

Oh just saying enjoy 🤗

[vast meteor]

Fuckk I spilled all of my noodles and now I'm cooking another box of it, not the same kind tho, but better than nothing 😭

All that a waste smh

[verbal current]

Hello Everyone.

[cursive wharf]

Sorry

[vast meteor]

Lol no worries, its all good, I made pastat! its not spaghetti but oh well, I'll take it

[mortal dragon]

Good Morning

[vast meteor]

Hello

[cursive wharf]

Ah

[stiff plover]

how can i make a custom command that gives the person im mentioning a certain role?

[wild escarp]

{!role $1 +RoleName}

[cursive wharf]

@wild escarp

[wild escarp]

[cursive wharf]

Sends eco a cookie

[vast meteor]

@wild escarp

[wild escarp]

[wild escarp]

[vast meteor]

[cursive wharf]

Sends jade a cookie

[vast meteor]

🍪

[cursive wharf]

Enjoy jade

[vast meteor]

ty ty

[cursive wharf]

Hope u had a great day besides the dinner issue

[next narwhal]

anyone else having issues with dyno/discord in general from a moderation perspective?

[sour oasis]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[green isle]

Morning

[wild escarp]

Is it?

[green isle]

For me, yes

[onyx nebula]

One question, does the bot also ban the user's IP or just the account?

[green isle]

All discord bans are ip bans

[crystal magnet]

How do i add this bot to another server

I co own another server and the owner isnt active. I wanna add this for more moderation

[odd siren]

Yooooooooo

I banned from a server

How i can go back?

[bleak wren]

Magic

[sour oasis]

http://giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-12NUbkX6p4xOO4

[bleak wren]

Hiii everyone hru all

[odd matrix]

Hi 👋

[vast meteor]

Morning everyone

[sweet plover]

why did my server get a random advertisement in the general channel from this bot

What gives yall the right to advertise in my server

[fluid ermine]

you followed #dyno-updates

[sweet plover]

I didn’t though, I’ve just joined the server for the first time ever

[fluid ermine]

then someone in your server is using Dyno to send messages

[sweet plover]

Well they can’t have, because it sent in a private server with only me and bots as well

[fluid ermine]

Then I don't know either. Dyno definitely doesn't send random advertisements

[green isle]

the people upstairs are drilling again :(

[stiff mural]

Retaliate and drill back.

[green isle]

i dont own a drill

[tacit steppe]

Sup

[buoyant shuttle]

Is everyone having a magical day?

[tacit steppe]

Not me

100%

[buoyant shuttle]

Why not, whats going on?

[buoyant shuttle]

Hru qjrum?

[tacit steppe]

Nothing much

[bleak wren]

In alright wbu

[buoyant shuttle]

im fine thank you

[onyx nebula]

Oh, thanks

[buoyant shuttle]

not for tonk

[green isle]

Either it's not a discord ban or they use a vpn

Because all discord bans are ip bans

[buoyant shuttle]

I think its the secret third option where floppa bot just sucks

[buoyant shuttle]

But fr, you mean platform bans or server bans, or both?

[calm fractal]

I think Kromm was talking about server bans, but I imagine platform bans are ip based too

[buoyant shuttle]

I was thinking about it and server bans don't make sense imo

There could be multiple users on the same address no?

[calm fractal]

Yes and that sucks for them

[buoyant shuttle]

Or do you just f over the others like with wikipedia bans lol

[calm fractal]

But there’s no other feasible method to prevent evasion

Not that ip bans are perfect, but they’re better than nothing

However, if a different account with the same address is already in the server, it doesn’t affect them. Only if they leave and try to rejoin

[buoyant shuttle]

That sucks

But at least that means you can still access servers on public networks even if someone else has been banned on it. So I guess thats why it only affects joining

But at the same time, open discord in broswer, use some throwaway plugin vpn, join and youre in again even if the ban is just lol

[calm fractal]

^

[buoyant shuttle]

Id assume its account and ip then

[low prairie]

(they're not)

[green isle]

I think that would still fall under option 1

If it sucks, and it didn't ban, then it was in fact not a discord ban

[buoyant shuttle]

What if there's also an extra secret 4th options where Tonk is just simply that powerfull

[green isle]

So powerful that they didnt get banned? That's option 1 still

There's an option 1.5 where they're secretly a bot, in which bans are effectively just a kick

[buoyant shuttle]

Tonk final boss

[hazy aspen]

Hi

[sleek needle]

Morning

[flint vale]

How to do change the colour of dyno message, dm for the pic of it. (cuz I can't send)

[sour oasis]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[flint vale]

Ye that

[buoyant shuttle]

@bleak wren Have you had snow yet?

[green isle]

hi

[buoyant shuttle]

hey

[sleek needle]

Hi

[green isle]

how's it going

[craggy drum]

Can we hire bots for our own servers

[wild escarp]

What does that mean?

[lucid stone]

how can i appeal a ban yall

[buoyant shuttle]

Not here but you can try @india

[vast meteor]

[cursive wharf]

hi

[vast meteor]

Hi chris

[cursive wharf]

i am

[vast meteor]

What did ya have

[cursive wharf]

blt and mac cheese

[vast meteor]

Nice, sounds good

[hot holly]

A little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard

[cursive wharf]

hugs u

[cursive wharf]

yup hbu?

[vast meteor]

About to eat pasta

[cursive wharf]

Enjoy

[wicked hatch]

i need help my server got raided by collkid pls somebody help me add roblox hacks

pls i got rage quit

admin can u turn on dyno protect online pls?

[sour oasis]

Invite Dyno with this link!
https://dyno.gg/invite

[cursive wharf]

@bleak wren oof u left my server lol

[wicked hatch]

no i said to protect the server not dyno is dyno protect but is offline cant i want to protect

[sleek needle]

I don't understand what you mean. Dyno is a moderation bot. You have to invite it and set it up yourself

[wicked hatch]

but idk how ima begginer at dyno broswer

[sleek needle]

https://docs.dyno.gg/en/home

[wicked hatch]

thank you

[sleek needle]

Our docs page has tutorials on how to set everything up

[wicked hatch]

ok

[sleek needle]

If you get stuck on something you can go to #support

[wicked hatch]

ok

[vast meteor]

I've already eaten it but yea it was great

[cursive wharf]

Awesome

[vast meteor]

mhm

[wicked hatch]

But it has log in but I used my password and emails still no work

[sleek needle]

We use discord to log you in, if you can't login then we cant help with that

[wicked hatch]

ok

[vast meteor]

[cursive wharf]

Hi

[vast meteor]

Hi

[cursive wharf]

Oh jade

Got those today from my uncle

[vast meteor]

Nicee

[cursive wharf]

Yup

[vast meteor]

I like it

[bleak wren]

Hii

Hru all

[vast meteor]

I'm alright and yourself?

[bleak wren]

Ik alright too ty for asking

[buoyant shuttle]

@bleak wren have you had the snow yet?

[cursive wharf]

I am ok here

[cursive wharf]

🥶

[vast meteor]

No worries

[bleak wren]

Nope, no snow here, did see ice tho yesterday

What about you @buoyant shuttle

[signal tiger]

10 whole days waiting on the same support ticket

😭

[forest lynx]

wsg

how do I make a $log command {logrole}

[sour oasis]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[buoyant shuttle]

No nothing yet

[green isle]

hi

[buoyant shuttle]

Hello

[hearty basalt]

/role

Man...

[buoyant shuttle]

?role

!role man

[sleek needle]

Morning

[misty pecan]

[bleak wren]

Still no snowball

Snow*

Hru btw

[buoyant shuttle]

Fine ty for asking, hbu?

[bleak wren]

Yea

Ty

👍

Magic

[sour oasis]

http://giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-12NUbkX6p4xOO4

[tacit steppe]

Magic

[sour oasis]

http://giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-12NUbkX6p4xOO4

[royal spoke]

yo

can someone help me set up dyno in my server

[sleek needle]

https://docs.dyno.gg/en/home

Our docs page has tutorials on how to setup every feature

[royal spoke]

yea it says i need to give it a higher role even tho i’ve literally gave it the same permissions i have

[misty pecan]

discord works in funny ways. it requires perms and positions to havw authority