#🕵・murder-mystery
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My sisters get the bigger pieces
There 25 and 22
And they get treated like there younger than me
They come home for dinner after work and expect to be treated like a 4th grader with all the “helloooo hi would you like Mac n cheese with your chicken nuggets?”
Meanwhile I’m over there having to eat like uncooked liver
EWWWW
omggg did u hear that cfa is changing its chicken 
dont say that 
ur special in ur own ways 
think of it not as a burden but a advantage 
like yeahhhh im a guy im so special cuz im the only one
My grandma would come tell me it’s time for dinner I’d go over there and eat whatever stupid thing was made and get up and leave and then my mom comes in my room and asks why I didn’t go to dinner
I was there u just didn’t look at me once fr
im sorry 😞 maybe u should tell her how u feel on the inside 
i hate that stigma 
u shouldn’t have to man up
everyone has feelings, even men 
its only human 
I don’t have a car and so I have to walk to the grocery store and buy my own food for myself and idk how to cook so I end up w Sammy’s everyday
i can help u cook 
Only good thing is a get an allowance every like 3 weeks
not good enough
u need ATLEAST every two weeks
That’s only for lunch that I have to buy my food
Dinner is chill but not always tasty
maybe when u go to grocery store find those simple meals, for example like macaroni or pasta or flavored rice 
cheap but very filling and always have leftovers
For a lil while I just didn’t eat lunch and so I saved my money so I could eat 2 meals in a day 😭
But it’s chill
Cus I’m here now eating a brownie
not good not chill
i hope u can get out of this situation soon and if u need help w trying to figure out anything i got u 
brownies will temporarily heal the pain
Idk why it’s only lunch I have to pay for
I’m not suffering it’s just lunch
She pays for my sports shenanigans
what di u do for sports 
I’m a basketball player
im not sure
maybe ask for an increase in allowance, especially because groceries are expensive
I just buy like a family sized back of pretzels and some bread cheese and chicken
try pasta if u have enough next time 
do u like pasta?
again its very filling and u have leftovers 
Pasta is okay
Remember that time I asked you what I should door dash
That wa like the one time in days she payed for my lunch
Dannypoo
awwww im sorry
if i was rich id give u some momeys too 
do u like red or white sauce more OR do u prefer butter noodles
Some momeys lol
MONEYS
I don’t like red or white sauce
so butter noodles 
Sure
theyre good if made right 
I’d mess em up
i can help you 
No you can’t
YES I CAN
I’m literally the worst cook in history it’s so inconvenient
It’s a lost cause
i can help you expand those limits
How
I don’t have anything besides chips for tmr so I might aswell just sleep through till like 1:30 so idk when I’d cook something
safety thing? 
No she thinks their weird
Sure
She gets mad at me when I don’t talk to her but when I do go to talk to her she tells me to stop bothering her
It’s just so tuff
ahhh i see, thats a difficult situation
maybe shes a little stressed out w her emotions so she takes it out on u, which is never okay of course. just tell her u just wanted to see her or talk or something 
I don’t wanna talk to her I just ain’t trynna get yelled at
topic channel on this keep let’s please 
Nah it’s chill
Right you sorry bad my


I saw 
BAHAHAHAH
I was abt to say "they put her in the corner again"
is that why u put that emoji
me too
I get called mean w/o them 
Still not chill w that emoji
Your so not chill that I’m going to bed

get good eepies and sweet dreams 
Sleeping on an empty stomach is so tuff
Pink murder mystery chat
Always 
did they mess with the backrooms map?
No , why?
Yeap! That map has variants to it 👉🏼👈🏼
Sometimes it'll be reversed , sometimes the pool will be empty , sometimes there's more or less corridors , etc etc
sometimes murder mysetery
Yeah?
yes 
chroma 
Woahhh😭
I thought my win rate is high, but now I've seen yours
My stats
i can tell u my stats are far lower than that
My wr is mid😭
My stats could be better
It's way higher than average, wdymmm😭
Goodluck
Now say the same word that got u muted again
it wasnt a word, i responded to a helper with a certain image lmao
These guys get mad easily
server ruined
Damn, spitting facts
always 
heck nawwww
no thats ur place of living
just because im irish yeah okay
mods ban this person
yep
Your stats are so good
Tyy
(They Account share with a murder tool user)
Wait what
Yuh-huh
i just shot right above someones head and it still somehow killed them, insane 😱
MM logic
(they were an inno)
real
W unmute
Ew
on griddy
Murder Misery 
Misery
Skibidi
Its terrible map
My favorite map tho is probably toys
Ppl who vote are some 9yo kids watching skibidi
Same
bros too jealous
Too Wonderful for mobile, congratss
Thanks
Going for level 45 today
My monthly is terrible
Doing good! 
Are you playing every map? Or are you dodging specifics? 
Hi vyorias
Ngl queing on maps is so stupid
If you main a game you should be able to play every map
If you que maps or players (excluding cheaters) you imo have no skill tbh
I dodge backrooms and pigment
And garden
Massive L
Dont expect me to play with invisible campers at sherrif hat
Backrooms and pigment are the worst maps but why que
Sadly they're part of the game
Deal with them
/q murder 
I dont main mm tho
Fun 
Yea you do
Ask b0l6 😍😍😍
I'm cheater 😍
Hello!
Rip
For me it honestly depends. I queue from Pigment / Chroma js because I am used to going against blatant cheaters on those maps & it's a personal dislike. Otherwise, I'll play almost anything (depending on who is in the lobby) ... though I definitely have a map preference 
Its actually good 😭 This edr is wonderful
He's doing good , yes 
I just queue maps that are bad for xp (maps idk where coins spawn and aren't open)
I kinda want my ed up
.8 or above
Bro built diff
Fr🤯
Chroma?

I'd recommend CT / Manor / Museum for ED , I've always made super insane plays on those maps & it's pretty simple to pull it off.
Hru
That’s one of the maps where dealing with cheaters is the easiest
Out of all 8k games I played I played chorma max of 10 times
Yeaaah , but then they'd toggle Timer asw and run away -- sometimes I would win w/ a throwable but holy Hell ...
I dont like it
It was js painful
It’s easily a top 3 map
I'm mostly play on ct eso or toyhouse
Fair , I js don't like it ✨
I have Chroma cheater trauma
Fair
I dont like night time

I have chroma Tokyo trauma so ikwym
Eso is good! I js hate it as Murd 
(Ik you can change time with clients but still)
ToyHouse is also S tier for my playstyle , personally . I almost never lose there 
Eso is mid bc trees
Best map fr
Tree campers
I hear dezolss?
Manor, though?
Tree house
Easiest S tier vote imho
He grinds ed only
I'll have to redo my tierlist 
Top 1 for me is def toyhouse
What a lovely compliment I got about 15 minutes ago
Based
ToyHouse is somewhere in my top 5
Depends on the day / RNG , but it's never let me down 
I’m so curious what r u putting above Toyhouse
... Manor ...
Bc ur def wrong

I'm js really hard to kill on Manor
Thats so nice
I got accused of using tool without any evidence or replay for it 🥰
It's perfect for my playstyle
Ur prob really hard to kill on any map

& I've had games where Murderer was directly behind me , desperately trying to catch me and I'd js tp abuse attic -> middle -> back
I wanted to say a joke but its hive dc 

People love hack accusing when they loose lol
Xd
Manor isn’t great bc of the really strong camping spots
😟 Find me on Eso & I usually get shot by Sheriff or die trying to do a funny moment
I just learned u can tap on sherrif hat to become sherrif
Yeah!
From a camper on museum
Ah
I've known that forever, it's super OP
They accidentally made it so u couldn’t walk over it to pick it up for a while that was funny
Real
I don't really play for stats, I find the game amusing ; but I still pull a pretty consistent 2 EDR 
Stats sometimes go over people's heads in my opinion
How so?
People ego about them alot
I'd say the same for myself but if I see a coin I am immediately going for it
it's painful
Dam
I do the same for purple and blue coins then game ends when I'm next to it🥰
Agreed tbh , but tbf stats in MM are a combination of skill & RNG
Device throwing moment
Real
I js got my 999th & 1,000th death to a griefer
Rip
That only happened with new parkour I got moved to hub at last checkpoint after 40+mins
Well , last night ; I've been sulky since then -- idm dying if it's my own fault but when I die to a griefer? Bruh. 

Tragic fr
😭

Oh god
I wanna see
In sw it's like a big P word measuring contest for some people
Half my bw deaths are just me being stupid cuz I want to find a way to have fun in all games
Sw now is basically who cheats the best and has more cheaters in his party
LOL
I missed the easiest shot because I hesitated , then walked into the water 
They can't 1v1 without their teammates
Genuinely my most embarrassing clip
I genuinely like mm more than sw at least the environment
Yeap, agreed 
Thats embarrassing miss and s tap to water

Thing is , if he hadn't regained consciousness , I would've hit that shot regardless 
But he side stepped it at the perfect timing
😭
Fr
💀
Real
That’s why solos >>>
Tho somehow I still end up getting teamed on
I mostly solo q duos or squads
Solo queueing duos is fun
I played in parties for like 400games it was less kills and fun
But every so often I get a teammate who’s worse than not having a teammate
So I prefer solos
Besides solos has more hackers and that’s fun
Beating hackers is sometimes fun
I've been queueing trios / duos the most ... only get bhopped on once every few games that way 
If they scaffold u make them place a bunch of blocks so they get anticheated if they don’t scaffold u bridge around and block trap them
Webs for bhop and head hitters for reach
And jump resets for aura
It’s pretty fun
My brain that can't process someone is hitting me:🔥
Lol
Timing a web on high ping ...
Man.
My average ping is 70
If they’re high ping just place blocks right in front of them they phase through them and get kicked
What if I am the one on high ms
Oh then just hit them bc ur gunna take no kb
I encounter alot of teamers and hackers on sw solo
I mainly see teamers on sg for some reason
Teamers are annoying if they stick together at mid but otherwise they’re meh to deal with
People seem to forget that SG has a duos mode & so they queue solos 
Hackers are harder but more fun
SG for me is a failure after failture due to teamers
Most teamers have bad gamesense
True
Seeing them on mm is wild
I killed 3 of them who teamed on me in a previous game
Sweatier game
More fun
Please avoid bypassing the automod
But why's it banned, it's 2 letters 😭
Please dont be a nerd
Ty
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Yap yap yap
💀
😭
But I meant "the flippy flappy flapity fop"
💀
thats so ass 😭🫏
yh it sucks
but yea this server should filter more words tbh
That’s wild
I didn’t know that
The get good with the dawn pack goes hard
Ban me already
Good
ban me im not boosting
im in a good mood today

Hmm
Mm is a game that hurts
no way really
Aint no way
Real
Hearts bow zapper doesn't work
Yep that's me ^-^
Yea projectiles are being weird
get more elims
I am trying
It'll probably take you until about prestige 4 or 5 for that, but I believe in you 💯
I just play for fun mostly and I imagine with time I will improve
I probably won't even play it when I get it maxed xD
I'll accomplish my game and then move on to another game mode or a completely different game
Rn I mix mm up with SW or SG and real life activities
5,000 elims total ? Or 
I'll probably be doing ground war and ctf next
Total overall
Ooh , go for it
my dream is to do 7000 spins and then hit a shot in a single frame
I'm at about half that 5k now xD
My overall stat needs lots of work
Same here ✨

How do you keep track of the spins O.o
Or clip and rename the file with a number
❌️
insane mm clip

Everyone hoards together
Imho that's a good thing! 
So many kids murdered me today
I got a murd win after saying that was Murd 2 times in a row lost one won one
Yeah , I was in that Manor game w/ you. Lucky queue out on the lobby that I had gotten into the next game ; immediate Murderer game on one of my better maps ...
That game for me was a bit awful
I don't really like murd on that map
Manor Murd games are so chill
nice
I just need to get better gamesense
I run into the sheriff right away
Gordon almost died 😠 were you behind it? Probably. Bro didn’t play murder mustardy right.
Definitely not 
Ima be honest, their proof is dogwater. I just checked the clips, they show NOTHING. xd
!
omg its real DarkAssassin!
DarkAssassin910
Oh my god
holy guacamole 
Ikr
😭😭😭
What
If people took screenshots of me in game here I would be happy


I got 12 elims today
Gz! 
Reset soon , are you going for any more or are you taking a break?
I am going for 100
It's 11:35pm so I imagine I only have 25 minutes
It's only obvious to MM players , unfortunately . 
Tbh you can tell there is some took or xray in that clip
He changed direction when he saw murd
How xd
1 sec I'll find clip again 💀
His explanation makes perfect sense, he said he was playing with his friend.
His friend JUST got killed by the murderer in that area.
.
So the friend called out the murderer
murder misery
Did he say that? I wasn't there for the entire conversation as I was busy. 
That video doesn't show anything
He did
Could you reply to the message where he claims that?
It does
Murder Misery indeed 
He was looking at murderer through wall
The video DOESN'T show the murderer killing a person literally right before he turns around
It's called running straight bruv
mm is so boring rn bro
Been achievement hunting the past weekend
Yeaaah , it's only fun w/ friends atp -- burnt out tbh. Might start playing more PvP games. 
W
The murderer killed someone in the hallway on the otherside of the wall, which was qjf's friend. Thus he was called out.
I’ve been completing so many games
Fair , and the person that accused him is already on cheater list iirc 
went from 1,075,415G to 1,085,680G in less than a day
So if it wasnt tool it's still teaming or ghosting which is bannable anyways
And qjv KNEW who the murderer was as earlier in the game he watched the murderer throw a throwable on the top floor, thus probably told his friend, which then his friend told him where the murderer is.
My friend and I are at the beach and he wanted to see me hit a clip in real time. I probably never hit a clip faster after logging on 😭 😭 😭
Insanity. I need to buy Game Pass & start grinding for exactly 77,777 gamerscore (or 74-75k to max out Minecraft achievements)
But how did he randomly go back then to left and shoot murderer
Got a murd win
Nice!
Because his friend LITERALLY just died.
Gz ✨
I can make a list of every single easy gamepass game for you if you want
RIGHT in the hallway.
Please do 
There’s over 500 games on gamepass
@verbal shuttle you racist you aren't being smart here bruv xd
Yeah, I've heard abt it ; I've js been too lazy to download anything / grind
Naw, that's fair. Was this over a VC?
@formal cedar is 100% innocent in that clip
U don't even play mm how can u even tell if some cheats or doesn't
I do play MM, I just don't grind it. How can you say someone cheats when you don't show all perspectives of the clip, rather a skewed clip with low POV, fog, and specifically where it shows after the accusses friend dies.
And doesn't show that he DOES know who the murderer is.
Replay is in top right corner u can go watch it from all angles
I DID
How do you think I know this stuff??
I think YOU need to rewatch it
xd
And how did he go back and go to place murderer was
Because his friend died where the murderer was running too\
I've gotten in trouble for doing the same thing (referring to qjz's turn around) before , myself , js in a less clippable manner ... Anytime I get a call-out nowadays , I type "K" in chat so that I 100% have a way to go "yeah, that was in a vc"
I'd recommend anyone else who vcs to do the same ... js to avoid drama/accusations.
appreciate it lad
No problem, I'd rather hackusations have some REAL proof. A 4 second clip with someone killing a murderer is not ANY evidence.
Mm sucks
Hello @amber chasm
Level 60 today
Oh mb
Mm does suck tho lol
. @formal cedar @verbal shuttle
appreciate it but i literally do not care about some random murder mystery kids saying im cheating ahahah
Good gaming chair dw
Hi

Go to bed , Oppy
When ppl take the game too serious <<<<
😠 you pinged me I was trying. But I forgot to say I’m an expert in doing horrible at MM 😦
I know of at least 4 people who had dropped out of school to play this server as a life thing ... 
Me
Really? No way
That’s just sad
Way way
Truly
I dropped out to pursue my passion for murdering people in mysterious ways online 😠
I believe it
hru
Doing well! Yourself?
I am good thanks
😠 you didn’t show the good one
Godly
💪🏼 duh
that’s wsp
I hope to get pres 1 or close by my birthday
how much time are you playing per day

It depends
On what is happening
Cus of upcoming exams
Like 2 hours a day
If I am not busy or anything the next day maybe 6 hours
And sometimes all nighters
December
oh yeah no you’ll easily 😭
you could literally get to like prestige 3 by then without even hardcore grinding
I always thought prestiging would take a year
Really
I saw a persons stat in here who played in 2023 and is currently pres 3
They have 17k wins
you can prestige once a month if you really genuinely put in the time
but for your own sanity just don’t 😭
How many all nighters
not once did i do an all nighter back when i was maxing 😭
5-7 hours a day is enough to prestige once a month but literally just don’t do it
I am just confused tho cus I go outside and force myself to so I don't get depressed and I don't wanna do all nighters and mess my routine for Mc
But I really want the pres
balance your time
So what I do is school
Come home for school go out for an hour or 2 then back around 5pm then play until 10/11pm
there was numerous max levels that were playing 6-8 hours a day and were top 5 on monthly while doing school
🙋
Hmm
I find it hard to estimate how many wins for pres 5 cus it seems some have low I saw one with 19k and then some with 30-40k
it should take around 4k for each pres
With me it’s 8k :))
yeah it’s 3-4k wins per prestige if you collect enough coins
just don’t vote for maps like backrooms and office
I am stressing myself alot about this honestly
I usually try and vote castle town for coins cus it isn't as closed in as office
I have made it a goal to try and get as much coins as I can get
castle town is decent for coins, maps like manor, toy house, and chroma are great too
Sometimes I get low amounts sometimes high amounts it depends on WHO is murd cus some get themselves killed fairly quick or leave the game
I don't really like chroma but I play it anyway for the coins idk what the chest plate does tho
ohh so if you wear that as an innocent or sheriff the murder has to break it off of you and then wait 3 seconds before they can even kill u
So it acts as a shield
mhm
I honestly think I am doing well on mm compared to months ago
don’t stress it <3 it’s not at all a game worth sacrificing your sanity or health for
just try to have fun and if you wanna grind it then balance your time
Here's when I was level 25
I wanna pres and I definitely think I can do it but sometimes I take things way too literal
Sounds like me tbh
you playing rn?
Sadly not
Thought id ask been a while since ive seen ya
If u want sometime we could play
Sure
raah
I haven't been playing hive as much as I use to cus of school and stuff
Gotcha when you have time dm me
Doing ok ty
Hbu
@devout rover Dannypoo
Same thanks
Yw
Im gonna hop on for a bit ttyl
Alright take care
chrissypoo
lmao
Bradeypoo
Manor & ToyHouse are so fun to play on 
manor is amazing yes
toy is a good map, but I don't play it bc it's not the cream of the crop for coins
I js camp the sides of the maps over there 
Won with 1 second left
Was he AFK or ... 
Afk
could have ended it the slightest bit faster if you used your throwable lmao
I've won multiple murd games with 1s left
Yeah
Here’s some other random clips
you still won tho which is what matters
Yeah
Buzzer beater
I CAN TALKK YAY
Tuff
I've seen crazier skins
does yalls back ever hurt so bad u just wanna like die
earlier for me it was my neck
ngl
nooooooooooooo
like i cant stand for long time cuz then ill just fall cuz back hurt 
lay down bestie
i am 
IM BAAAACKK
server ruined
Wassup gang wangy
no
ban him again pls 
No
who is this person
Me
he was trash talking me 
No I wasnt
now hes a liar
how dare he
Liar liar pants on fire
see
jax i’m gonna mute you again buddy
Nvm
bruh
ban this guy
Whyy
jax more like stinky
I don't know you
@serene marsh do ik u?>
was there any reason to shoot me in the back or did u just feel like it
no hate, its my alt, im just curious
yeah that was me i just don’t like you pal
(id is MarvellousBucket5153 in case they deny it)
I don't like you pal
what did I do to u -_-
Not u
i probably killed due to my boyfriends suspicion my bad
I don't like love
he got me killed anyways
dan helper when
never
sad day
no it's a great day
That was me mb
@devout rover dannypoo
Mm so boring rn
take a break bro
watching the wardens vs the withers was hella entertaining
I’ve been achievement hunting the past 2 days
nice
Indeed
what's your gamerscore now?
I didn’t update my status yet
it says 1087935
I got more
I made microwave pizza
ooh nice
good
W man keep it up
you got this
hell yeah
what topping(s)
if any
also pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
microwave pizza underrated
its mot THAT bad
i just had peppered fries rn 
it tasted booty
cheese
ahhh makes sense if it was only cheese
u need like more than cheese for a microwave pizza
i dont like anything but cheese
cheese is good, but pepperoni is the best
HOW
thats your opinion
i like those square peppeonis
ive never had a white pizza 
there's no way bro doesn't like regular pizza
thats like the alfredo sauce right
yes
i dont like tomato sauce
sounds interesting 
HOW
because my tastebuds dont like it
that is one of the worst things to not like
i just said i care for white pizzas
fair, but Imo both white and regular pizza is amazing
obviously I mainly eat regular pizza
i wanna try white pizza 
i dont eat pizza unless i have to
like today
my favorite food is toasted raviolli and onion rings
w foods
interesting
my favorite food is pepperoni pizza, but besides that I'd have to say italian ice
i love meat 😍
tuff sentence
like steaks or brisket 😍
thanks for sharing
youre welcome 
ur still not chill
yes i am
ive been sitting in the hive hub for like 15 minutes and ive had multiple people just stare at me for like 3 minutes then j leave
so tuff
they must think you're attractive
hehe
ah yes my minecraft skin is attractiv
totally is
i came to say hi and you said i stink😞
I think he's just smelling himself tbh lmao
sorry i was half asleep
me personally crowatias
should be me rn it's 2:59am
full username
i do prolly smell bad cus i had training tn and im waiting to shower in the morning
@drifting apex do you still have the video of you calling me stinky in the lobby
I don’t think so
you smell like stink
you are stink
stink you are

OR crowatias has always been stinky and never showered in their whole life
their whole life
do yk if im a guy or girl
you don't have pronouns on your profile
just guess
I guess that too
tweet 🐥
thats my status
i dont think so
🐦
yes im a dude
tweet tweet tweet 🦜
bird deez (you know where I'm going with this)
OHHHHHH
chirp
HES CRAZYYYY
no i dont please elaborate dan
where were you going huh?
i finfinwed my fries and i want more
to your mom's house
OHHHHHHHH
waaaaaaaaaaa
nahhhhhhhhhhhh
steak 
thats an ick imo
steak
pizza 😋
not having a soul?
STEAK?
yes
HOW
to whuch
to that one
oh i see
aight bestie Ima be honest I don't eat steak either
steak has a soul
do you
steak is not an ick steak is so good
see this is blasphemy
dan are you a cow by chance
is it an ick to like steak or to steal someones soul
steak is sooooooooo good
WDYM I don't eat any red meat
hm
red
what if you eat steak while stealing a soul
moo
then you can die a happy life
okay..
🐄
dan dont moo at me please
moo moo choo choo
moo
😿
daniel train that is vile
a man cant enjoy episdoes of his favorite show?
heck naw
fr let me enjoy myself
mods steal this guys soul too
thats a whole lotta hoopla
hehe
EWWWWWW
grody

not chill
this is me
ban this guy
stop thats me
thinks hes chill
guys i just hit a SICK 1079 shot on mruder mystery
awww inhope it gets better
no im so chill
guys i just hit a SICK 1079 shot on mruder mystery
I just 1081ed your mom
jk
okay i’m gonna steal your pizza next time
BOW BOW BOW BOW
no you're not
bow wow
yes i will
I will replace all the sheetz stores with wawas if you even try
RegisterNoPizza

makes sense
Wawawagg
i’m gonna turn you into a sheetz buddy
😭
challenge him to a duel
and I win
we already have a boxing match
ummm not how this works pal
im calling it registerten is 6'5 245
LMAO not even close
i can take u both 💪
i’m 6’6 246
big guy over here
so true she’s 6’7 247
come on guys lets wrestle this out
racost
🤨
Ima be honest Idek for sure like 5'8, 5'9, or 5'10
not 6 feet
then elts go with 5'8
i bench pres 265 lbs at 5.2
5'2
someones a show off
i bench press you
jsut another day in the office

not chill

EWWWWW
yall are so unchill
what the fluff bro
ok my line
my lil uzi

everyone is pink help
hey you might wanna relog
BAHAHHAHAHA
hell nawww

have u seen my big muscles 💪
i have
yeahhhhhhh
i beileve it
💪💪
i bet she can lift 7 register10's
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