🕵・murder-mystery

[manic oriole]

no they arent

[acoustic spire]

maybe alts from the future....

or absurd is....

nvm this makes more sense

[manic oriole]

im actually a siamese twin

[acoustic spire]

makes a lot of sense now

[manic oriole]

im kidding u fool

its just me and the other me

my evil twin alphonzo

[thick oak]

no ur not im literally ur twin 🙁 why are u ashMed of mr

[manic oriole]

SORRY

wait

were u the other child

[acoustic spire]

...

[thick oak]

…

[manic oriole]

@wide spindle i think i found her

[gusty ore]

yep

[manic oriole]

the favorite child

[acoustic spire]

wanna confirm first whether u guys are just regular twins, simese twins, split personalities?

[manic oriole]

no idea

ur guess is as good as mine

[wide spindle]

Who? What happened?

[manic oriole]

liv said shes my twin

[wide spindle]

Omg

[manic oriole]

and we're both not the favorite child

so maybe its her?

[wide spindle]

It makes sense

[manic oriole]

ikr

[acoustic spire]

*cuing ST theme song

[wide spindle]

Liv is our missing sister

[manic oriole]

LOL

[manic oriole]

fr

[acoustic spire]

after all u are figuring out who the fav child is

btw who are the parents?

[manic oriole]

no idea

[acoustic spire]

if the three of u are the children

[manic oriole]

i think aleena?

[acoustic spire]

so y'all are orphans?

[manic oriole]

yesnt

i have a mother, they dont

but we're all siblings

[acoustic spire]

so half bros and sis

[manic oriole]

nope

[acoustic spire]

got it

[manic oriole]

full brother and sisters

[acoustic spire]

but u have a mom and they dont....

[wide spindle]

Yall seen the rule update

[manic oriole]

ya

[old wolf]

what rule

[manic oriole]

shhhhh

[acoustic spire]

where to see?

[gusty ore]

what what?

[manic oriole]

rule 8 scared me, but apparently so long as I dont ban evade having an alt is fine

[old wolf]

what rule got changed?

[wide spindle]

#📋・rules

[acoustic spire]

so they dont know that shes alive?

[manic oriole]

shhhhhhhhhhut

[wide spindle]

On topic scared me the most

[manic oriole]

fr

[acoustic spire]

rule #8s funny

[raw aurora]

rule 7 is no longer the funny one -_-

now its rule 6

[gusty ore]

ohno

caps arent allowed anymore

[acoustic spire]

its defo rule 8

[raw aurora]

thats always been a thing

[wide spindle]

They never were

[raw aurora]

no rule 8 is the no alts one

but a helper said so long as i dont ban evade I'll be fine

[manic oriole]

bc i only use that acc for on topic propaganda and on topic humor

[raw aurora]

toyhouse is the best map

[manic oriole]

fr

[acoustic spire]

yea Absurds defo suffering from split personalities

[manic oriole]

maybe

if only my other personality could solve integrals -_-

[acoustic spire]

plus he has the mother of his siblings hidden

and the siblings dont know...

[manic oriole]

toyhouse is the best map

[acoustic spire]

so techinically theres 5 members in the family

[wide spindle]

Brother...

[gusty ore]

looks like absurd alt is not coming back

[manic oriole]

hi

[raw aurora]

wdym

[wide spindle]

Who is our mother?

[manic oriole]

ehehehe

[gusty ore]

nothin

[acoustic spire]

this should b interesting...

[manic oriole]

um

😅

aleena?

[acoustic spire]

😄

[wide spindle]

Where is she I miss her

[manic oriole]

she got banned 😭

i will avenge her death dw

[wide spindle]

What is she dead 😭

[manic oriole]

also, toyhouse is the best map

[acoustic spire]

but didnt u say u had her?

[manic oriole]

i think so

idk how bans work

[wide spindle]

...

What about papa?

[manic oriole]

no idea

[acoustic spire]

this is messed up

[wide spindle]

Well we play Mc, no wonder we have none

[manic oriole]

LOL fr

[acoustic spire]

so the moms now ded

[manic oriole]

😭 dont remind me

anyways

[acoustic spire]

dads a goner

[manic oriole]

toyhouse is the best map

[acoustic spire]

absurd has the mom, aka her ded bod

[manic oriole]

toyhouse supremacy

[manic oriole]

no?

[acoustic spire]

the sister still doesnt know abt the bad news...

[manic oriole]

she just didnt know about my siblings

[wide spindle]

What bad news....

[manic oriole]

and then mods killed her -_-

[acoustic spire]

thats even more messed up

[manic oriole]

anyways

[acoustic spire]

that ur mom is ded?

[manic oriole]

toyhouse is the best map

[wide spindle]

I know that

[manic oriole]

LOL

[acoustic spire]

liv doesnt...

[manic oriole]

so nonchalant

[acoustic spire]

shes the sister right?

[wide spindle]

Oh...

[wide spindle]

yea

[manic oriole]

she could be lying tho

you never know with her

👀

[gusty ore]

speak louder

[acoustic spire]

inheritance probably?

[wide spindle]

She could be absurds twin and my big sister

[manic oriole]

alright

[acoustic spire]

fascinating

[manic oriole]

TOYHOUSE is the BEST MAP

[manic oriole]

maybe

[acoustic spire]

woah ur breaking rulles dud

[gusty ore]

how did u not-

[manic oriole]

on topic tho

[manic oriole]

how did I not-

[gusty ore]

i dont know how-

[manic oriole]

😕

[acoustic spire]

u guys have some family....

[manic oriole]

to ride a bike?

[gusty ore]

yeah

[manic oriole]

its alr youtube can always teach u

dw

[acoustic spire]

got a name for the family? might as well start a sitcom

[wide spindle]

What is our last name

[manic oriole]

the sitcom name is "toyhouse is the best map"

[manic oriole]

no idea

[acoustic spire]

nah too long

[manic oriole]

idt we have one

[manic oriole]

titbm?

[gusty ore]

call it amigos

[acoustic spire]

well ik this aint the maze runner

[wide spindle]

Wait absurd...

[manic oriole]

how do u know 👀

[manic oriole]

yes

[wide spindle]

Ur part German and also Russian

[manic oriole]

am I?

[acoustic spire]

*walls start to emerge

[wide spindle]

Yea you are, you are my brother

[gusty ore]

why is my google searches in spanish

[manic oriole]

nice

[acoustic spire]

he sounds more like a split personality guy now

[manic oriole]

no idea

[manic oriole]

always have been

[wide spindle]

Oh no I'm part American 😭

[manic oriole]

😈

[acoustic spire]

so ur not bros?

yea u guys would defo make a good cast for a sitcom

[manic oriole]

are u feeling a strong urge to get a big mac rn

[wide spindle]

Yes

[manic oriole]

good

let the American flow through u

come to the dark side

we have cookies

[acoustic spire]

well this just took a darker path...

[wide spindle]

Omg i come to dark side

[manic oriole]

welcome

every american gets a complimentary burger and gun

[gusty ore]

i have neither

[manic oriole]

but u gotta measure in freedoms per eagle instead of metres per pain

[acoustic spire]

I m defo the watcher now, commenting on how this world runs, especially this messed up family

[manic oriole]

LOL

delete that no jinxes pls

alr back to toyhouse being the best map

I like it bc of the different turns u can take to dodge teamers

what about you guys? why is toyhouse Ur favorite map

[wide spindle]

Warehouse 2nd best

[manic oriole]

fr

wait arent u in school rn

[wide spindle]

No it's 06:44pm

[manic oriole]

oh

[wide spindle]

I came back an hour ago

[manic oriole]

lol

[wide spindle]

I've been there for 11h 😭

[manic oriole]

rip

hive needs a toyhouse emote

[wide spindle]

I'm doing my homework right now

[manic oriole]

nice

[wide spindle]

True

[manic oriole]

good luck, I'll stop distracting u

[wide spindle]

Hw sucks

Okay cyaaa

[acoustic spire]

ok guys I m back from being muted for 5 mins

[gusty ore]

what did u say

[manic oriole]

probably said toyhouse wasnt the best map or something terrible like that

[gusty ore]

lol

[thick oak]

hi

[manic oriole]

hi

[thick oak]

hey

[manic oriole]

hey

[thick oak]

hello

[manic oriole]

hi

[fringe swan]

Hello

[thick oak]

Hello

[acoustic spire]

Nah. I was just freaking out and I got muted

[acoustic spire]

HELLO

[acoustic spire]

Liv. Did Absurd and Eloqua tell u abt ur mom....

Abt what happened to her....

[thick oak]

yeah

[fringe swan]

Someone make a family tree, can’t keep track of this

[manic oriole]

neither can i

[fringe swan]

rip soldier

[acoustic spire]

aleena?---->(Absurd&Alt), Eloqua, Liv

[dreamy temple]

wat happen to aleena

[acoustic spire]

she ded apparently. thats what Absurd said so...

idk how...., he apparently kept a secret from his siblings and I think from his other personality too? the secret was that he had her but then said he had her ded

so either a. Absurd killed her, b. Alt killed her and Absurd knows so hes covering it up, c. Absurd killed her but made it look like an accident, d. Absurd had kept his mother away from his siblings so he can commit the crime

[thick oak]

detective truenature

[fringe swan]

[acoustic spire]

yea?

[serene marsh]

?

[acoustic spire]

ngl Absurd is sus. man kept giving different reasons and statements

[serene marsh]

for real(?

[acoustic spire]

I aint kidding. was witness this from the beginning

[serene marsh]

ouch-

[acoustic spire]

I may be just an ordinary MM player, but I m a detective too

[serene marsh]

umm idk how to process this

[fringe swan]

Simple, don’t cause I ain’t

[serene marsh]

man-

[acoustic spire]

in order to find out the killer, one must acknowledge the facts placed before them

and analyze if they make sense or not

[dapper cloud]

is this murder mystery?

[gusty ore]

yes

[manic oriole]

she got banned

[manic oriole]

same

[serene marsh]

lmao ;;

[gusty ore]

quick someone say something about murder mystery before we get banned

[jade marten]

something about murder mystery before we get banned

[exotic flower]

murder mystery

[gusty ore]

i got outsmarted

[manic oriole]

toyhouse >>>>>>>>>>

[gusty ore]

warehouse

[exotic flower]

q Warehouse

[old wolf]

hi

[gusty ore]

hoi

[old wolf]

I am so sad

this english class didn't count for my required credits

so I may have to take the same numbered course all over again

[dreamy temple]

lol

[dreamy temple]

WOOO

[remote tartan]

q Toy House

[manic oriole]

So did may and Starr and susu and broooke

[manic oriole]

Whoever u are I love u

[exotic flower]

NAH whaaaat

This person

:>

[manic oriole]

What

[old wolf]

alt

rule 8

[jade marten]

tbf it says you should have one account per person and as long as they're not punishment evading its fine

[manic oriole]

Rule 7 is an atrocity unto the human race tho

[old wolf]

how do they maintain rule 7

[manic oriole]

I checked with a helper and they basically said the same thing

[manic oriole]

How many helpers are online rn

They’re building an army

[jade marten]

11

[old wolf]

how many are helping?

[gusty ore]

theres a new helper each week, prepare.

[old wolf]

I have not seen 'em do work

[jade marten]

literally

[gusty ore]

build your arms, soldiers.

[manic oriole]

Within a month we went from like 15 to 50 💀

[old wolf]

they ain't gonna do anything tbf

they just want the role

[gusty ore]

Is it a problem that I know three of them, one personally?

[manic oriole]

Any helpers lurking who wanna ban this poor soul

[jade marten]

me waiting for the stay on topic message from a helper

[old wolf]

lol

[gusty ore]

final words

[old wolf]

words I stand by

[gusty ore]

o7 soldier

[manic oriole]

No

[old wolf]

o7

[jade marten]

fr?

[dapper cloud]

time to speedrun sub 5 for get banned by hive disc mods

[gusty ore]

yeah kinda

[old wolf]

do it

[jade marten]

lol

[manic oriole]

Fr

Wait no

Don’t do that roz

[dapper cloud]

hive mods im js trolling

[gusty ore]

oh no sage went online, hide me

[jade marten]

fr

[gusty ore]

fr, we love it

[old wolf]

are the helpers ever going to talk?

[gusty ore]

nah

[old wolf]

L

[gusty ore]

ping one, they will

[old wolf]

ping all

[gusty ore]

they all will.

[jade marten]

usually on hive chat lol

[manic oriole]

I wanna ping wolfy and ask him to tell us a joke but I also don’t wanna get banned

[old wolf]

oh

[manic oriole]

So I won’t

[old wolf]

xwolf became helper?

[jade marten]

but im not entring that montrosisty

[old wolf]

that's wild

[gusty ore]

good job

not strong enough

what was that?

lol sad

[old wolf]

L

[manic oriole]

Good luck bro

Absolutely tragic

Ur just too good they had to nerf u

Ya

The way they just buffed coins and gave the murderer nothing was kinda weird

It was supposed to make this game easier to level for prestige grinders

[old wolf]

Armor funny

[manic oriole]

FR

it should protect the murderer too imo

[gusty ore]

It protects the murderer

[manic oriole]

It doesn’t

[gusty ore]

armor does

[manic oriole]

Unless they changed it

[gusty ore]

I saw it in a video

[manic oriole]

Check the update where they patched the bugs

[gusty ore]

agreed

[manic oriole]

They made it purely cosmetic for murd

[old wolf]

Chroma is nice

[manic oriole]

Chromas like my 5th favorite map tho

Chromas very nice

Eh true

Without armour chroma would be nice

[gusty ore]

chroma way too colorful

christmas

[old wolf]

Lol

[manic oriole]

🤢

[gusty ore]

december prob

[manic oriole]

Village isn’t fun imo

Oh

[gusty ore]

tree campers smh

[manic oriole]

It’s less bad now that they fixed how the throwable interacts with snow layers

But yea they still suck

U got this bro

Fr

[wide spindle]

Hello kids

[manic oriole]

Hello

[wide spindle]

How is everyone

[manic oriole]

Good hbu?

[wide spindle]

Im great, I have ham

[manic oriole]

Lucky

[wide spindle]

🤭

[manic oriole]

I have class -_-

[wide spindle]

Hah

[manic oriole]

Ikr

[wide spindle]

What an L

Imagine class

[manic oriole]

Fr

[manic oriole]

I don’t wanna

[wide spindle]

Today i went to school as it was pitch black and I came home from school in pitch black

[gusty ore]

Hi Eloqua

[wide spindle]

What time is it for you?

[wide spindle]

Heyyy

[gusty ore]

Thank you so much for the pfp again

[serene marsh]

This is rigged

[manic oriole]

1:30 pm

[wide spindle]

You dont have to thank me for anything sweetie

[wide spindle]

💀

[manic oriole]

Happened to me yesterday too

[serene marsh]

It’s dumb

Im planning on getting to level 69 soon

[wide spindle]

Hows it come we have 9h time difference, are still always awake at the same time

[manic oriole]

Jordan my stats are so bad for the month 😭😭

[wide spindle]

Show

[manic oriole]

Lol wait a moment

[serene marsh]

It happens don’t let that get to you

[manic oriole]

I’m not home rn but u can search it up

[gusty ore]

I didnt even see the bow 💀

[manic oriole]

I refuse to find it on mobile

[wide spindle]

Watch this @gusty ore 😎

[manic oriole]

I keep dying first 3 minutes into the game bc I’m running around collecting coins

[serene marsh]

Happens

[gusty ore]

Nice

you play all your games on mobile?

[wide spindle]

Thats the world record I was talking about earlier (tied)

[wide spindle]

No im on nintendo switch 😭

[gusty ore]

nice, on mobile too

[gusty ore]

you play all your games on switch?

[wide spindle]

Yes

[gusty ore]

I respect that. How long you've been grinding mm?

[wide spindle]

August

[gusty ore]

when did you first play?

[wide spindle]

July i was like 23, now im 159

[wide spindle]

June 6th 2021

[gusty ore]

nice

[wide spindle]

Wbu?

[gusty ore]

late something 2020

[old wolf]

what

[gusty ore]

didnt start grind till a year ago

also didnt know I could get bows till i was like lvl 45

[wide spindle]

I started to grind in July, but instead of maxing games i went for ground wars all time leaderboard

[gusty ore]

what place rn?

[wide spindle]

6th

[gusty ore]

nice job

[wide spindle]

I will look for a screen shot hold on

That was the all time leaderboard on 1st of August, I once was 1st on an all time leaderboard

[gusty ore]

thats monthly?

[wide spindle]

No, all time

[old wolf]

wild

[gusty ore]

wowie, nice job

I wonder how you can do this and have a life

[old wolf]

you can't

[gusty ore]

somehow she can

[wide spindle]

I do, i life a good life 👀

[gusty ore]

what a life

you literally beat me in every way, I'm not good at anything ;-;

[wide spindle]

Thats not trueee

Ur drawing is so goof

[gusty ore]

yours is better

[old wolf]

I got screwed out of the classes I wanted to take next sem

[wide spindle]

I think you are super good

[gusty ore]

naw

[wide spindle]

Skill issue

[old wolf]

ikr

[gusty ore]

why did you do that

[old wolf]

my teacher didn't tell me I took the wrong section

and I didn't find out until today when registering

[wide spindle]

L teacher

[gusty ore]

rip

[manic oriole]

very nice

[manic oriole]

rip

[old wolf]

big rip

[manic oriole]

😭

[old wolf]

wild

[gusty ore]

23 to 29? thats good!

[serene marsh]

Wym that’s good

[manic oriole]

its not 😭

I was at like 21/21 yesterday

and then I died like 8 times in a row

[gusty ore]

its really good

[manic oriole]

its really not

[gusty ore]

I don't think youve seen me

[manic oriole]

im tryna get better than 1/1

the closest I've gotten is 167/169

[gusty ore]

100x better than me

[manic oriole]

prob bc u vote office sometimes

office ruins ur stats

[gusty ore]

ooh, yeah

Its like muscle memory now

I see, I click.

[manic oriole]

jordan played with h5 one month and was like 1/2 when the month before he'd been really close to 1/1

for example

[gusty ore]

h5ms?

[manic oriole]

yes

thats the one

[gusty ore]

the bro removed me

[manic oriole]

i think he removed lots of people

[gusty ore]

are you friends with R0TTING

[manic oriole]

no idea who that is

so no, im not

[jade marten]

then there's me: can't get removed if you don't get added

[gusty ore]

did you ever see someone named ceasar pena before

[manic oriole]

yes, I outran him in hide and seek on mobile a few times

[gusty ore]

oh yeah bageluvr also added me for a day

[manic oriole]

i think he had a slime skin

and he was a MASSIVE sword spammer

[gusty ore]

I never saw him again

[manic oriole]

I saw him like 3 days ago 💀

[gusty ore]

did he block me?? last I saw was like 6 months

[manic oriole]

no idea

do u play hide and seek?

[wide spindle]

Thats still not awful

[gusty ore]

ohh

[wide spindle]

Ur deaths are really good

[gusty ore]

you only see him in hide?

[manic oriole]

ya

[manic oriole]

ur wrong

ty tho

[gusty ore]

shes right

[manic oriole]

agree to disagree

[wide spindle]

True

[gusty ore]

okay I thought you meant murder

[manic oriole]

mb i thought I'd said hide and seek

[jade marten]

then there's me lol...

[wide spindle]

She wants cuddles

[gusty ore]

the right way to end a discusson.. welp

[jade marten]

kityyyyyyyyy

[wide spindle]

Same mate 😭

[manic oriole]

😍 🥺

[wide spindle]

What.

[gusty ore]

me too

[manic oriole]

....

[gusty ore]

gimme

[manic oriole]

💀

[gusty ore]

no

[manic oriole]

short person spotted

[gusty ore]

get em

[wide spindle]

Who are you even

Non

Who do you think you are

Cats are beautiful

You are so bad

What do you like?

Dogs?

[gusty ore]

get him eloqua

[manic oriole]

theyre a mid pvp player

[gusty ore]

go for the knees

[jade marten]

👍

[wide spindle]

More like dogwater fudge

[manic oriole]

she cant reach that low

[wide spindle]

Bad

[manic oriole]

wdym cap

[gusty ore]

go for the hands

[manic oriole]

u have a 20% wr in both games 💀

[gusty ore]

go for the nose

[manic oriole]

i prefer hitting them in their pride

but maybe thats just me

[gusty ore]

good spot

[wide spindle]

💀

[gusty ore]

says the black pfp

[wide spindle]

Ooooo get him lizy

[manic oriole]

racism?

[wide spindle]

😱

[gusty ore]

no, its actually black

[manic oriole]

I knew it -_-

[manic oriole]

dont say the b word u get called racist by children for it

[jade marten]

no ur aclqq

[gusty ore]

its a very very dark brown

[wide spindle]

And they suck

Omg so funny

Aha

Ahahaha

[gusty ore]

hahaha

[wide spindle]

😐

[jade marten]

we're all laughing hysterically

[gusty ore]

we're all rolling on the floor

[jade marten]

i just cannot contain myself

[wide spindle]

So funny someon please safe me

[gusty ore]

I ran out of breath

[jade marten]

omg someone get me a doctor

[wide spindle]

Yea i Sound like a seagull im laughing so much

[gusty ore]

I can't breathe

[jade marten]

i do that too lol

[gusty ore]

🪞

[wide spindle]

Im getting an asthma attack

[jade marten]

any original comebacks?

didn't think so

[gusty ore]

cat got your tongue?

weak

[wide spindle]

Omg its so wild 🥺

[jade marten]

boring

[wide spindle]

Do you like dogs?

[gusty ore]

so ferocious

[wide spindle]

How dare you

[jade marten]

no u 😎

[wide spindle]

Have you ever looked in the mirror

I would be much scared of that beast when you look into the mirror

[gusty ore]

the teeth of it

[jade marten]

not talking about the cat btw

[wide spindle]

How

They stink and do their things into your garden

And ur floor

They bark, are loud and annoying

They need so much time and attention

And their fur isnt even soft and floofy

You cant even cuddle them

They make everything dirty with their paws

[manic oriole]

i agree, cats ARE better in every way

[wide spindle]

What makes dogs better then cats

[manic oriole]

u cant disagree with urself how do we know whos right

[manic oriole]

nothing

[wide spindle]

True

[jade marten]

as someone, who prefers both pretty much equally, i honestly don't know who's side to take

[manic oriole]

when was the last time u had a burglar break in...

[wide spindle]

Bro just dont get into trouble smh

[manic oriole]

also i dont want my family pet getting shot for me ty but no ty

[wide spindle]

Do you wanz to bring your dog into danger or what?

[jade marten]

american moment

[manic oriole]

dam and ur in mm chat saying dogs > cats? interesting priorities

[wide spindle]

Fr

[manic oriole]

ayo

anyways

[jade marten]

lol

[manic oriole]

toyhouse is the best map

[gusty ore]

sorry I cant hear you

[wide spindle]

Mate is gone, he has no arguments

[gusty ore]

we won

[manic oriole]

TOYHOUSE is the BEST MAP

[gusty ore]

A bit louder please

[manic oriole]

TOYHOUSE is the BEST MAP

[wide spindle]

WAREHOUSE IS THE 2ND BEST MAP (tw capital letters)

[remote tartan]

TOYHOUSE is amazing

[gusty ore]

its weirder with you

[manic oriole]

welcome to the internet

[gusty ore]

a liiitllee bit louder

[wide spindle]

More arguments pls

You still suck sadly

[gusty ore]

no thanks, I think ok for now

[jade marten]

screams in toy house

[gusty ore]

echoes

[manic oriole]

🇹 OYHOUSE is the 🇧 EST 🇲 AP

[wide spindle]

There is

[gusty ore]

good enough. congrats

[manic oriole]

not that you'd know

[manic oriole]

ty

[gusty ore]

what an insult

[wide spindle]

You need aim for elims, good game sense and be slightly good at pvp for murderer

[manic oriole]

yea but ur stats show that u werent ever very good

my stats are much better and I'm on a 9 yr old ipad 💀

[gusty ore]

and pure old logic, but it seems like the dude doesnt have it

[remote tartan]

💀

[wide spindle]

Go and find the murderer bruh

[manic oriole]

😍 my beloved

[wide spindle]

Kdr doesnt matter at all mate

[gusty ore]

you have no friends

[wide spindle]

Its elims that matter

[manic oriole]

fr

[gusty ore]

sweet sweet elims

[wide spindle]

I have 51 elims in 102 wins

[manic oriole]

u literally dont lol

[manic oriole]

very impressive

[gusty ore]

what a beautiful number

[wide spindle]

Yall need proof or believe me?

[dense rampart]

you need luck

and luck is a skill

[gusty ore]

proof please

[wide spindle]

Guys should I tell him who hes talking to?

[manic oriole]

dis u 💀

[wide spindle]

💀

[manic oriole]

how are ur stats any good

[gusty ore]

💀

[wide spindle]

It is 💀

[manic oriole]

it is tho

[remote tartan]

💀

[gusty ore]

your elims and deaths are whack

[wide spindle]

341 elims in 2300 games…

[manic oriole]

this is me on a 9 yr old ipad

if ur worse than me ur bad

[gusty ore]

niceeeee

[manic oriole]

ty

[jade marten]

enter mobilemoomoo

[manic oriole]

(sorry)

[wide spindle]

This is my monthly on 7 year old hardware

[manic oriole]

🤩

[gusty ore]

that is... ✨

[dense rampart]

my stats are prolly bad, i used trackpad for 3/4 of my life

[wide spindle]

Its kinda mid actually

My deaths are awful

[manic oriole]

rip

[gusty ore]

its decent

[manic oriole]

true

[wide spindle]

But at least i have good elim/win rate

[manic oriole]

but ur elims are 🥵

[wide spindle]

I know 😭

[wide spindle]

Its bc im german

[manic oriole]

fr

[jade marten]

not as bad as mine

[gusty ore]

with some work, you can improve the stats

[manic oriole]

wait hold on

[dense rampart]

someone send mine

i’m too lazy to check

[wide spindle]

I can calculate that 1 sec

[manic oriole]

or do u want ur all time

wait that is ur all time oops

[wide spindle]

My deaths are worse moo

[gusty ore]

perfect practice makes perfect, keep workin :)

[wide spindle]

You die every 2.8th game, i do 2.3rd

[jade marten]

still bad tho

[manic oriole]

but u play agro so thats to be expected

[gusty ore]

I dont have a good ratio

[wide spindle]

Uhm

[wide spindle]

True

[dense rampart]

wait can i see mine for this month

[wide spindle]

Hey ur elims in all time are so good

Way better then mine

[dense rampart]

my all time is so bad, i knew i should’ve gotten a mouse earlier

[wide spindle]

My all time is really bad, thats why I aint gonna show it

[gusty ore]

I find this ironic cause last night you were shaming me for this

[wide spindle]

I almost have these elims in 700 games less…

[dense rampart]

better

[raw aurora]

im so close to passing u on this acc

[gusty ore]

your stats are good

[wide spindle]

I know, i get toxic when im bored

[gusty ore]

lool

[dense rampart]

question

[gusty ore]

you must be bored rn

[dense rampart]

is murder eliminations the amount of times u die as murderer?

[wide spindle]

Yoooo that all time is so nice

[manic oriole]

no the amount of times u shoot the murderer

[gusty ore]

the number of murderers you shoot

[raw aurora]

ty 🙏

[wide spindle]

Am I being toxic rn? 😭

[dense rampart]

ohhhh

[gusty ore]

to that other dude, but youre ok

[jade marten]

i just wanna reset my stats tbh

im bloody awful

[wide spindle]

Well he insulted my cat

[gusty ore]

practice, you'll get better

[gusty ore]

fair fair cant complain

[wide spindle]

I will reset with you, bc im awful as well 🤝

[gusty ore]

I wanna join 🤝

[raw aurora]

justified

[dense rampart]

icic, and murders is amount i killed?

[wide spindle]

He already is really good, hes gotten a lot better but in the past might had difficulties like me

[gusty ore]

I was such a dummy I realized I could get bows when I was like at lvl 40

[raw aurora]

yes murders is the amount of people u killed AS murderer

[wide spindle]

Yes

[raw aurora]

lol

[dense rampart]

alr alr bless

[gusty ore]

yeah youre right

[gusty ore]

and I realized yesterday that getting tons of coins is important

[jade marten]

there is no one with worse stats than mine, change my mind

[gusty ore]

my brother

[wide spindle]

Ima check my all time

[manic oriole]

check the all time lb, there are like 5 people with worse stats

[wide spindle]

Wait I wanna show you something

[jade marten]

im just not good at consistency

[gusty ore]

keep working, dw you'll get better

[manic oriole]

gislene30

[gusty ore]

ooh ooh that hurts

[jade marten]

oh

[manic oriole]

ikr

[wide spindle]

(Not my stats)

[dense rampart]

the mouse investment is slowly playing off, time to change my stats

[gusty ore]

I actually jumped at the number

[manic oriole]

theyre 17th on the all time

[gusty ore]

:0 yay

[manic oriole]

charge ur phone lol

[gusty ore]

oh thats so so sad

[wide spindle]

Maybe i should

[manic oriole]

did u play ghost invasion while it was here? its one of the best aim training games on hive

[manic oriole]

maybe

[wide spindle]

Thats so horrifying, what is this 😭

[gusty ore]

in gi my sensitive was weeeeeeeee

[manic oriole]

whos is that

[wide spindle]

I use 100 sens

[gusty ore]

thats not terrible

[wide spindle]

Mine ………

[dense rampart]

i played a couple games w my friend

[manic oriole]

LOL

[manic oriole]

oh

[manic oriole]

dw you'll fix those in no time if u keep playing like that

[wide spindle]

Let me look for my gi first few games

[gusty ore]

I remembered i used at that sensitiv

I didnt know that existed

how do I look at my gi stats

[manic oriole]

u cant

[jade marten]

you can't

[gusty ore]

sob

[gusty ore]

I dont like pvp, wanna point that out

[manic oriole]

not bad

[thick oak]

bro literally nobody is playing gi

[gusty ore]

I'm like the earliest to join

[manic oriole]

isnt it down?

[thick oak]

no 😭

[jade marten]

same lol

[manic oriole]

oh

[thick oak]

ive been in this lobby for ever

with 3 others

[gusty ore]

ayyy same mm level

[thick oak]

nvm now 2

[manic oriole]

try to go to hub and rejoin

[gusty ore]

buddiesss

[manic oriole]

the statue's gone for gi so

[thick oak]

oh

[manic oriole]

ya

[wide spindle]

Me too

[manic oriole]

unless im blind

[jade marten]

yeah but i'm prestige 1 but yeah same if you don't count that

[gusty ore]

rip

[thick oak]

u can still use the cmd

q gi

[jade marten]

/q gi

[wide spindle]

My gi start

[gusty ore]

oh, Im far behind

[manic oriole]

impressive

i ended at like 1300 kills as human

[gusty ore]

its gonna be like that

[wide spindle]

I have no ss of mine 😭

[gusty ore]

I didnt record my gi stats, I only remembered that I had 700 souls

[manic oriole]

its still up u should get one before it goes away

[thick oak]

i am desperate for some gi 😞

[gusty ore]

me neither, but i had a ton of ghost kills

[manic oriole]

same

[manic oriole]

🤩

[wide spindle]

Its almost midnight

[gusty ore]

niceeee, what prestige?

[wide spindle]

0, i dont play tw

[manic oriole]

u should max sg with crunch

[gusty ore]

for mm?

[manic oriole]

just so u get the badge

ngl

[wide spindle]

A week ago I was 22 in sky

[manic oriole]

impressive

i thought u didnt like pvp?

[wide spindle]

Actually we play a lot sky together ☺️

[manic oriole]

very nice

hes kbm right

[wide spindle]

Well past few days i have been kinda more into sky kits

[gusty ore]

me: plays one game of sky, loses, rage quits

[wide spindle]

Yes, and pres 5

[manic oriole]

prob bc theres no pbmm there at all

so ur matching against mobiles

[gusty ore]

treasure is even worse

[wide spindle]

Average sky solo round

[manic oriole]

very nice

[gusty ore]

:OO the kills..... I want....

[manic oriole]

I got a 7 kill earlier

[wide spindle]

Ooooo

Really nice

[manic oriole]

and then I started queueing with kbm sweats and decided to stop for the day

[wide spindle]

I play sky kits, and i cant see monthly stats in that smh

[gusty ore]

it merges with sky

[manic oriole]

its all under skywars

[wide spindle]

No, it isnt

[gusty ore]

it is

[manic oriole]

nice

[gusty ore]

the win/lose ratio is odd, how many times has humans won?

[jade marten]

huh

[wide spindle]

I doubt i made 6 levels with that :-:

[manic oriole]

if ur the last human it counts as a loss when the ghosts win

[manic oriole]

lol

[gusty ore]

the killsss

[manic oriole]

i was very confused yea

[wide spindle]

No kills bad

[manic oriole]

fr

[gusty ore]

Im never the last one alive

[wide spindle]

In kits i average like 4

[jade marten]

skywars is too fast for me tbh

[wide spindle]

I like sky a lot bc its fast

[gusty ore]

My overall: bad

[jade marten]

in terms of pvp i can just about manage groundwars

[wide spindle]

Either you kill everyone or die first rush

[gusty ore]

sky is too sweaty

[gusty ore]

same

[manic oriole]

same

[gusty ore]

Its a snipers heaven

[wide spindle]

It aint awful

[jade marten]

i'm terrible under pressure so most pvp is a recipe for disaster for me

[gusty ore]

your kills literally doubles mine

[manic oriole]

it is awful

[manic oriole]

thats more a u thing than a me thing tho tbf

[wide spindle]

I played sky back in my non + days like a year ago

Then i didnt play sky in 4 months and started end octpber again

[jade marten]

goated stats 😎

[gusty ore]

what a u thing then?

[manic oriole]

lol

[manic oriole]

ur kills being bad

[gusty ore]

oh

[manic oriole]

its a you thing

[gusty ore]

I guess

[wide spindle]

Oh 😭

Let me check hold on

[jade marten]

pretty much the same for tw

[gusty ore]

what device do you play on?

[manic oriole]

dw my tw stats are cheeks too

[jade marten]

pc, kbm, i just don't really bother with pvp

[wide spindle]

This was me end of October as i started

[jade marten]

most of my games played are from various quests

[gusty ore]

better than me

[wide spindle]

I dont play tw, I have no monthly 😭

[manic oriole]

same

[gusty ore]

me neither

[jade marten]

bro i just wanna play gi now

but no ones joining

[gusty ore]

hah hah Im rank 72,000 everyone bow to me

[manic oriole]

lol same

[manic oriole]

impressive

[gusty ore]

ez wins

[gusty ore]

saddd

[jade marten]

na needs one more player if anyone wants to save the day

[wide spindle]

Sorry im in bed already 😭

[gusty ore]

sleep

[jade marten]

nvm people joined

lol

[gusty ore]

shut the phone off and yeet it across the room

[narrow flax]

off topic but ok 👌

[wide spindle]

Its only 11:50pm
Yesterday i stayed up until 04:30am
The day before i partied until 06:30am

[gusty ore]

you slept at 6:00 am??

[wide spindle]

Mini mod alert

[wide spindle]

06:30

[gusty ore]

7:00 am?????

[jade marten]

i went to sleep at 5am last night im ps

[wide spindle]

Moo our sleep schedule is so healthy omg

[gusty ore]

dc ppl have no sleep schedules

[wide spindle]

Hey do you wanna be a helper?

[narrow flax]

ew

Too much work

[gusty ore]

report report report

[narrow flax]

noooouuuuu

[gusty ore]

yeeeeees

[wide spindle]

So you dont wanna be a moderator or helper?

I remember last time a mini mod was here

[jade marten]

that was uh fun ig

[wide spindle]

I got muted at the end of that 💀

[gusty ore]

lol

[wide spindle]

I havent got muted in 1.5 weeks

Thats like record

[gusty ore]

what an achievement

[gusty ore]

fr

[wide spindle]

I got muted 4x

[gusty ore]

I was muted for an hour in mc server for saying my name, what fun

[wide spindle]

In October 4x mute

[gusty ore]

me 1x

[wide spindle]

Lol

[wide spindle]

For what?

[gusty ore]

saying my name

[wide spindle]

Lmao

[gusty ore]

ikr

anna just sending me the hammer

[wide spindle]

I got muted for: off topic, off topic media, insulting, inappropriate chatting, abusive chatting, bad word usage

[manic oriole]

skill issue

anyways

toyhouse is the best map

[wide spindle]

Werent you muted more often then me?

[gusty ore]

lol

[gusty ore]

fr, say it louder so the world can hear

[wide spindle]

I got banned for sending a photo (i will semd again hold on)

[gusty ore]

oh no

didi you get muted before you even sent the photo?

did you die?

[manic oriole]

no

[wide spindle]

Im looking for the photo

[manic oriole]

if u got banned for sending a photo, how about u dont send that photo?

what do u think, does that seem smart

[wide spindle]

I will delete it right after

[gusty ore]

gtg play my violin

later

[wide spindle]

Okay, I will go to sleep now, gn ppl

[jade marten]

gn

[gusty ore]

What a miracle, goodnight

[manic oriole]

gn

[errant trout]

fr 😍🫰

[manic oriole]

fr

[old wolf]

hi

[remote tartan]

fr

[manic oriole]

Fr

[thick oak]

toy house not the best@map

🔥🔥🔥

[manic oriole]

Bad opinion

Canceled

[thick oak]

you’re racist

[old wolf]

lmao

[thick oak]

hibfriend

[old wolf]

hi

guess what

[manic oriole]

toyhouse is the best map

[thick oak]

what

[old wolf]

so first of all

I apparently wrote too much for my paper

and second of all

this is the whole wrong section for the class I needed to take

[thick oak]

LMAO

no way

[fervent vale]

fr

[old wolf]

hi

oh weird

it didn't send my first message

[thick oak]

u ruck rollrd me

[fervent vale]

huh

oh lol

[remote tartan]

same, now i have it stuck in my head

[thick oak]

LOL

[fervent vale]

my plan worked hehehe

[thick oak]

booooo

tomato

[bright kraken]

interesting

[thick oak]

oh my god

more maps

[fringe swan]

That you in pfp livs?

[manic oriole]

Wendigos not a map smh