🐝・hive-chat

[regal dome]

yeah wrap it up and stop

[keen turtle]

april fools pet

[keen turtle]

no.

[dull mango]

Ye

[cerulean onyx]

play ctf its already off

[void whale]

who is pontyboy

[austere dock]

😭 ac

[austere dock]

Yea ik it is!

[zinc shoal]

LOOOOOL

[regal dome]

holy

[tall comet]

Didn't you get banned and quit

[twin hound]

yo the new [Hyperlink Blocked] is so peak icl

[cloud vapor]

wheres the pet?

oh nvm it just popped into my pets after a few minutes

[static halo]

why cant u rename the pet for free 😔

[regal dome]

banned?

😭 🙏

I quit yeah

I dont think I got banned at least

[lucid basin]

hi

[rain torrent]

Guys

i am the gloo glo gab galab the swabble dabble wabble gabble flibba blabba blab im full of shibbly liber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and minds

[regal dome]

no

[candid lion]

🥹

[rain torrent]

I'm so random tbh

[rain torrent]

I killed your grandma

[regal dome]

with?

[rain torrent]

April fools🥵😂🤯

[regal dome]

damn

could have cooked but didnt

[solar adder]

Wrong

[regal dome]

holy history

[tidal tartan]

ground wars update when

[red spire]

Dr update when

[worldly swan]

Look, its out rn

[solar adder]

I was trying to find a popular server the bot was in so I can look at crazy charts but noo :(

[worldly swan]

April fools

[analog dew]

happy april fools then

[solar adder]

January 4th British April fools

[worldly swan]

Its 9:44pm of March 31 still for me tho, mb guys

[tidal tartan]

mate

[tidal tartan]

okay bro...

[solar adder]

It's where you put coffee in British people tea and they think it's tea

[tidal tartan]

im in the future

[solar adder]

In reality the tea is spilled out into the sea from the ports

[analog dew]

it's already april 1 of 12:45pm on me

[worldly swan]

Yes

[solar adder]

Wrong i don't consent

[worldly swan]

The time travel is real

[analog dew]

time zone

[worldly swan]

No, time travel

[inland sequoia]

this april fools is something else

[regal parrot]

Bros living in the past

[worldly swan]

Time zones are made up to make us believe time travel isn't real

[analog dew]

yea, time travel is real

[worldly swan]

Only those in the past can change the future

[regal parrot]

Why didn’t you stop 9/11 then

[analog dew]

yea, he time travelled in the past and we time travelled in the future

[cosmic dune]

I want my pet back bro

[regal parrot]

I see

[worldly swan]

Im not that far in the past-

[dapper perch]

Is the hive April first based on the hive HQ timezone or player specific timezones? (Also hi RoyallChurro lol)

[worldly swan]

Hii

[cosmic dune]

Me too bro

[cosmic dune]

Hi copia!!

[dapper perch]

I see your rocking the hive partner rank here lol nice

[worldly swan]

Hive HQ i believe. My 4pm is their 1am or 12am whenever a new day starts

[regal parrot]

They make anyone a parter these days

[analog dew]

holy time traveller

[worldly swan]

I invented it

Trust

[zenith heart]

its based on UTC

[dapper perch]

Gotcha, iirc their in the UK so it's ahead of my timezones by a few hours so I didn't know lol

[lucid basin]

h

[worldly swan]

Bud i put my blood sweat and tears into getting this rank. I earned it

[analog dew]

if i go to your location rn will i see myself as a kid?

[hasty rampart]

Imagine not having the rock pet

[worldly swan]

Im only 1 day behind

[dapper perch]

I mean RoyallChurro makes incredible content and is friends with other YT ranks so I don't see why he shouldn't get it

[analog dew]

[regal parrot]

It costs a few bucks to buy an account with 5k and then you can just buy bot views and apply for partner easy

[worldly swan]

I did for 3 days...

[red spire]

2020-2021 hive yt don't reply that much in hive dc server but now..

[zenith heart]

a couple games who do daily resets use UTC so that its not as difficult to choose a time zone for it

[dapper perch]

I still remember when there was zero yt ranks back in 20118 early 2019

[lucid basin]

wait its april fools

[dapper perch]

Good old times cause there was also zero sweats and hackers

[regal parrot]

Nah it ain’t

[lucid basin]

whats this years item

[regal parrot]

Pet

[lucid basin]

eh

[cosmic dune]

Pet

[dapper perch]

Yes

[analog dew]

20118 holy time traveller

[regal parrot]

💀

[zenith heart]

fanciest pet oat

[dapper perch]

I still remember when Cubecraft came out LOL

[zenith heart]

(i havent logged on)

[worldly swan]

That is completely unethical and you should feel guilty doing that. I would hope the hive staff would catch that something is fishy with it and deny the application, view batting in illegal for getting yt rank here

[lucid basin]

a bunch of uncs in this chat

[worldly swan]

Mb

[analog dew]

i cannot remember anything, i am in coma for 67 years

[regal parrot]

Yk what ima do it and get hive parter to prove you wrong

[dapper perch]

That's rough, buddy

[worldly swan]

Do it.

[regal parrot]

I will

[red spire]

Damn this convo lol

[lucid basin]

@hasty nimbus

[regal parrot]

Ima buy an yt account with 1mill

Then we will see who gets partner

[red spire]

Royall don't waste your time on him xD

[atomic kraken]

hey hey hey

[worldly swan]

Bro hes being blantaly disrespectful

[dapper perch]

meanwhile me who's a mod for a yter with almost 2M: 👀

Anywho..

[regal parrot]

Irrelevant

[red spire]

Ignore it mostly hive youtubers ignore peoples opinions

[cyan shadow]

Remember the duels crashout nice vid

[analog dew]

damn, buy their play button as well

[worldly swan]

I had a collab with a yt with about 2M Josiah Schneider lol

[cosmic dune]

I just watched the clip where my friend threw you 💀

[dapper perch]

Most except PYSter11 lol

And RoyallChurro now

[worldly swan]

I have really bad days with pvp and other days im goated lol

[cyan shadow]

the disrespect after being cooked

[red spire]

xD

[dapper perch]

Nice, I won't say the person who I mod for here cause who knows who's lurking lol

[regal parrot]

You post 1 vid a year how are you partner 💀

[timber finch]

botted views

[worldly swan]

Im goated like that.

[analog dew]

he's priority

[cyan shadow]

74k to 3k

[analog dew]

bcs he's the goat

[dull mango]

Name stream "New Hive Update" again

[lucid basin]

p

[timber finch]

yes glaze yt ranks more

[lavish fog]

Rainuria.

[shrewd elbow]

@worldly swan I'm on your team bro me the (relevant) clanker bro don't listen to these (irrelevant) e gangsters bro

[dapper perch]

It's not hard to get views if you know the algorithm and have connections

[zenith heart]

ong gang

[analog dew]

HELL YEAH

[lucid basin]

marlin da duck

[worldly swan]

Its clankerrr

[worldly swan]

Fr

[regal parrot]

So where’s your subscribers then

[lucid basin]

🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️

[hasty rampart]

Japan

[dapper perch]

Not wasting their time on rage bait lol

[worldly swan]

Anyways im outta here cyaaa

[timber finch]

jamican me crazy

[lucid basin]

my country

[dapper perch]

Cya, have a wonderful timezone!

[analog dew]

transgender island

[granite garden]

well well well

Super duper coincidence

[lucid basin]

ew its ryan

[jaunty dove]

@dense fiber

[dense fiber]

[modest ingot]

For Hive what render distance should I have since this is a competitive game and that the game is not going to have to render so much

[halcyon mulch]

hi

[lavish fog]

Peak country.

[lavish fog]

Hi Ryan!!

[halcyon mulch]

i just linked my acc

[lavish fog]

Max render distance.

[lavish fog]

Welcome to the server!

[halcyon mulch]

thx

[visual plover]

install gentoo

[halcyon mulch]

i love bedwars ane skywars

[lavish fog]

You like 6 7 jokes?

[red spire]

Welcome to earth

[modest ingot]

I have Max render distance so I don't think that's a good idea if I were to make a realm would you join it it's going to just be for survival i would be the one paying for it there was going to be other people if I can get other people

[halcyon mulch]

67 is sooo 2025 tbh

[granite garden]

Ew its a vroomer

[hasty nimbus]

hi

[granite garden]

hi my fav gay human

[granite garden]

Ive said 67 in 2026 way more

[halcyon mulch]

really

[lavish fog]

Hi my fav femboy!

[halcyon mulch]

wow

[red spire]

Wait no welcome to jurrassic world

Lmao

[modest ingot]

Hey have u talked to bonn lately

[halcyon mulch]

anyways i'm gonna play some bed solos

[lucid basin]

hi

[halcyon mulch]

see ya guys

[cosmic dune]

Hi clanker

[granite garden]

gl

[granite garden]

hruu

[young anvil]

OMG MARLIN

[glad dawn]

is this new pet a one time april fools thing

😔

[empty geyser]

Hello everyone

[tall comet]

No its a glitch

[tall comet]

Hi

[velvet violet]

hello

[glad dawn]

cant trust that

[tall comet]

Remember the 67 guy you were duoing with

[empty geyser]

Who

[tall comet]

Qv67v

[empty geyser]

No

[tall comet]

Holy gaslight ok I was testing my free accounts method it was me

[empty geyser]

Huh

[lavish fog]

I’m good:) Hbu?

[lavish fog]

No way??

Fuellucky!!

I haven’t seen you in forever!

[astral aspen]

hi

[lavish fog]

Heyo 🪀

[shrewd elbow]

Hi ohok07 bro

[rain torrent]

IF

A person has no arms

And has a gun

Is he armed or unarmed?

[obtuse lotus]

Wwwww

[iron bone]

[junior glacier]

Guys help me

Come to #🛌・bedwars

[strange pike]

uhhhhh

[empty geyser]

Wuestion: are they holding the gun and if so, how

[rain torrent]

He has a gun in his pocket

[empty geyser]

Unarmed

Ez

[tired fractal]

Kkppoa

[empty geyser]

Hi slowness

[tired fractal]

Greet Ings

Inner greets

[jaunty dove]

@dense fiber

[dense fiber]

[jaunty dove]

@eager lagoon when you going to wake up

[junior glacier]

Guys can u check #🛌・bedwars I send ss

@loud aspen

[young anvil]

Me too!!

[half mango]

Help

My realm

[empty geyser]

Not much hbu

[hasty rampart]

Chorsrz

[empty geyser]

Cquashualz

[coral flume]

cat

[hasty rampart]

Car*

[hasty rampart]

Not the z

[coral flume]

u 🚙

[hasty rampart]

Me when I blasting white girl music singing Sofia the first in our game against u ❤️

[coral flume]

😭

[hasty nimbus]

the hive update about pet is april fools

[hasty rampart]

Everyone in the vc loved it ( they wanted to silence me )

[coral flume]

awww

next time u should do karaoke with them

[hasty rampart]

They aren't on my singing lvl

[coral flume]

daaaaaaaaaaamn

[tranquil ember]

hello everyone

[coral flume]

icl when i was playin yest i was blasting lithuanian rap

[tranquil ember]

i’m quitting the hive.

april fools

[keen turtle]

hahaha we wont fell for it

[zinc swan]

Anyone hs idea about new pet and what cosmetic will be there for April?

[keen turtle]

im quitting tmr

[hasty rampart]

[floral veldt]

Just log on

[hot lintel]

Gday guys

[coral flume]

yeah, i got lvl 80 yest so i got peak prefix now!

[hasty rampart]

Imagine being a high lvl

[zinc swan]

I logged but there is no update in Asia region

[coral flume]

imagine being a banana cat

[floral veldt]

Yeah only ever rolled out on OC servers

[hasty rampart]

Who doesn't love a banana cat

[floral veldt]

Run /region OC

[coral flume]

ngl true that skin is sgoated

[hasty rampart]

Lit

[coral flume]

jst need a black version of it

black banana

[hasty rampart]

Emo!

[coral flume]

🙏

or brown

[hasty rampart]

I could probably edit it but I don't play Mc seriously anymore 😭

[coral flume]

the biggest lie uve ever told yet :D

[hasty rampart]

I think we played 12 games yesterday night and I hopped on siege ranked

[coral flume]

siege ranked, brodie 😭

[red spire]

Just being casual cqsuals

[hasty rampart]

Bro should've heard me rage..

[hasty rampart]

I am a casual player

That's why this is my name

[coral flume]

ion think i did need to

[hasty rampart]

I'm bad at Mc :(

[coral flume]

i crash out over minecraft

a fricking sandbox game.

[hasty rampart]

I can't help but laugh at Mc now

Its either cheaters

[coral flume]

😭

[hasty rampart]

Or im being pushed but the whole south side of Europe

[coral flume]

LMAO

i mean i jst get annoyed if too many closeters

like ur kb is noticable as hell even when ur clsoeting

[hasty rampart]

Yea there is alot

[coral flume]

yeesyes

[hasty rampart]

Its like

We know they're cheating bc we know how pvp looks like

[coral flume]

yes

[hasty rampart]

But I get it it's harder for staff to see it

[coral flume]

(i been a cheater back in the day too so the diff i can def feel)

[hasty rampart]

Maybe hive should hire some pvpers as report reviewers

[hasty rampart]

Gulp

Reported

Gg give me quest points

[coral flume]

yeah u can get

600*20 quest ponits

[hasty rampart]

Exactly

I need boosters

[coral flume]

no u odnt

weird ahh

[hasty rampart]

Wait no I don't I only play like 30 min and a booster is 1 hour

Nvm

[faint phoenix]

blatant 5 block and velo prestige 1+\ closetters exist and hive just doesnt care

[novel comet]

Someone wanna gift me ult on my alt?🥹👉👈

[hasty rampart]

I've seen a few yes

[faint phoenix]

all they care is muting anyone saying 'ez gg' for a month

and deleting stuff like this sigh

[coral flume]

damn half money wasted

[hasty rampart]

ive never spent money on boosters

[coral flume]

okay good then

[hasty rampart]

@surreal scarab

[coral flume]

@surreal scarab

[trail echo]

meow

[empty geyser]

@autumn stone i PROMISE hes lying

[formal maple]

hey chatters

[prime basin]

is there something for april fools day

[midnight niche]

Ho, to get the new pets

[formal maple]

@rustic radish ping

[rustic radish]

@formal maple ponged

[rustic radish]

Why did you copy

I said first

[formal maple]

no you

[formal maple]

it appears for me first : D

[rustic radish]

Me first

[formal maple]

❌

[rustic radish]

Im on a streak on mm sheesh

[formal maple]

niceee

[frosty raptor]

It’s a placeholder pet it’s a sheep but glitched

[dense crow]

Hii

[rough rock]

@spare apex why are we on hive at like 2am or smth (not like I am playing murdermystery at that time)

[empty geyser]

@regal parrot

[dusty saffron]

8.25 am btw

[slim wigeon]

i’m having trouble with my 911

[onyx kettle]

Scream

[eager lagoon]

im here

[jaunty fractal]

@lavish storm

[eager lagoon]

@jaunty dove wake up

@odd stirrup wakey wakey

[empty geyser]

Well well well

[jaunty fractal]

@empty geyser

sup goat..

[empty geyser]

hey…

[jaunty fractal]

ru the one who beamed kaydeOGU for srv XBL

Hi.............

[empty geyser]

Hello…………………..

[jaunty fractal]

hows your day going

[empty geyser]

Hmm im fine

[dusty saffron]

[errant fiber]

Yo

[dusty saffron]

hello

[weak bison]

[empty geyser]

Dud u get ur car yet

[empty geyser]

Please stop

[weak bison]

[errant fiber]

Wsp

Why this server is dead

[weak bison]

cos its 8am

[errant fiber]

Oh ur in another country

[weak bison]

or 2am for na

[lavish storm]

not yet boss

in july

[odd stirrup]

Who dare disturb my art session

[lavish storm]

cornball

[empty geyser]

😭

[odd stirrup]

Thx

[empty geyser]

Furple guess what

[odd stirrup]

Hey Beb

[weak bison]

yup

[lavish storm]

qjz reminds me of a few old 3ls i had

[errant fiber]

Ok

[empty geyser]

@weak bison q j z

[lavish storm]

qvf vlq

[odd stirrup]

Chicken butt

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[eager lagoon]

who is ben

[weak bison]

queuejayzed

[eager lagoon]

beb?

[odd stirrup]

What are you talking about

I have no idea

[lavish storm]

@empty geyser space out srv to s r v

would look clean NGL

[odd stirrup]

What

[eager lagoon]

nah idk mb

[weak bison]

no

[eager lagoon]

i thought you wrote ben

[odd stirrup]

Take your meds beb

[eager lagoon]

but you edited it i think thats why

[errant fiber]

Hi @weak bison

[eager lagoon]

what meds

[weak bison]

right

[odd stirrup]

Schizo

[empty geyser]

Hi @weak bison

[errant fiber]

Hi @empty geyser

[weak bison]

this dude just called me daddy that’s crazy

[eager lagoon]

ahhh right ty for reminding me babe

[errant fiber]

I said hi

[empty geyser]

Dude what

[eager lagoon]

still d.r.e

[errant fiber]

Bro what is worng with y'all I said hi

[eager lagoon]

"worng"

[formal maple]

[formal maple]

hi

[errant fiber]

Ok

[odd stirrup]

Classic

[weak bison]

🤣

[errant fiber]

Hi

[dusty saffron]

im normal guy👍🏻

[errant fiber]

@weak bison I can't turn water into wine but I can turn you mine 😉

[weak bison]

LOL

[errant fiber]

@weak bison do you have a map becuz I jus got lost in your eyes 😏

@weak bison are you salt?

Becuz I remember you when I eat 😏

[eager lagoon]

ok thats enough discord for today

[weak bison]

oh my god 🤣🤣🤣

[odd stirrup]

Given up

[weak bison]

discords had enough of you too.. subway hater 🙄🙄

[odd stirrup]

My favorite mtm track

[errant fiber]

Want more?

!rank

[eager lagoon]

ive given uuuupppp

[dusty saffron]

taking notes

[errant fiber]

Lol

[odd stirrup]

I’m sick of feeling 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[eager lagoon]

im so sorry for hating subway😭

[errant fiber]

?ban @odd stirrup

[odd stirrup]

Yeah

[errant fiber]

?warn @odd stirrup bad boy

[obtuse dust]

How are people getting upside down sheep?

[errant fiber]

;ban @eager lagoon

?ban @obtuse dust skill issu-

[empty geyser]

Its an april fools pet! Just log on and u will get it

[eager lagoon]

is there nothing you can say?

[obtuse dust]

I didn’t get it

[odd stirrup]

Take this all away

[errant fiber]

Me too

[empty geyser]

Scroll down in ur pet menu

[errant fiber]

How to get that pet?

[eager lagoon]

name it dinnerbone

[dusty saffron]

im in school

[empty geyser]

Called [placeholder]

[weak bison]

linkin park overrated 😬

[eager lagoon]

im suffocating

[errant fiber]

That purple sheep?

[odd stirrup]

so

[weak bison]

would be good if they weren’t so overplayed and the new singer sucks

[obtuse dust]

Oh lol, I seen it now thank you!

[obtuse dust]

Maybe

[eager lagoon]

go back to sleep bro

[weak bison]

nahhhh

[odd stirrup]

Tell me what the frig is wrong with meeee

[errant fiber]

Guys that sheep is free?

[obtuse dust]

Ye

[marsh egret]

It is, join a hub and it'll be there

[dusty saffron]

im not

[eager lagoon]

äæâôœëèû

[errant fiber]

Ok

[eager lagoon]

YE MENTIONED

[errant fiber]

Btw is he a bot?

[obtuse dust]

YEEEE lol

[hasty rampart]

mythic ur typing to loud

[eager lagoon]

[weak bison]

[eager lagoon]

im sorry

[empty geyser]

Np

[odd stirrup]

With you

[weak bison]

my goat

[obtuse dust]

[errant fiber]

[dusty saffron]

[eager lagoon]

its truuuuee the way i feel

[errant fiber]

[odd stirrup]

What’s promised by your face

[empty geyser]

When u join a new microhub or hub it unequips only the placeholder pet. Is that a bug or part of the april fools joke. I didnt report it on the forums cuz I wasnt sure

[eager lagoon]

the soooouuuund of your voice

[errant fiber]

Fr

[odd stirrup]

The sounddd of your voice painted on my memories

[hasty rampart]

do i play siege ranked and pull out my hair or do i play minecraft and pull out my eyes

questions

[errant fiber]

Maybe it's a place holder for pet and not a pet

[eager lagoon]

even if your not with me im with youuu

[weak bison]

who you main

[eager lagoon]

obama

[odd stirrup]

You know I see everything you keep inside

[empty geyser]

Eyes

[eager lagoon]

with youuuu

[hasty rampart]

Hibana and therm on attack and Bandit and Mute or Aruni on Def

[eager lagoon]

wjat🥀

[odd stirrup]

You know I see even when I close my eyes

[weak bison]

is mute still busted? like best defender

[hasty rampart]

he counters all new ops

[echo kiln]

Lmao I havent logged in yet but this seems so funny

[hasty rampart]

hes been busted

[weak bison]

i haven’t played in a hot minute

[eager lagoon]

does anyone here play splatoon

[odd stirrup]

Sadly no

[eager lagoon]

with youuuuuu

[hasty rampart]

he currently counter snakes tracking gadget

[echo kiln]

Can anyone of you send a clear ss of the new pet in #🎨・skins-textures

[weak bison]

i remember when they made it so his jammer blocked all breaches and everything

[eager lagoon]

aw man frick

[hasty rampart]

and snake is the best entry frag

[echo kiln]

Lol I wanna see it

[weak bison]

who is snake

new op?

[hasty rampart]

solid snake

new op

[weak bison]

what…

no way they got cross over ops

[eager lagoon]

cqsuals ur breathing to loud

[hasty rampart]

homelander is in the game wym=😭

[weak bison]

WHAT

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[hasty rampart]

well hes just a ace skin but ye

[weak bison]

that’s actually crazy

[hasty rampart]

then move countries

[eager lagoon]

thank god that youre here

[hasty rampart]

Is that my favorite hive YouTuber?

[uneven seal]

Pet, redefined.

Done.

[lime leaf]

how can i get April fool hub title?

[harsh plank]

Good question

[timber niche]

There isn’t one?

I’ve been on recently and didn’t get anything

[crude iron]

Pet, redefined what

[uneven seal]

Technologia

[crude iron]

Lmaoo

[lucid wigeon]

@uneven seal who is this famous person

[uneven seal]

Someone

[eager lagoon]

@odd stirrup lying from you

[odd stirrup]

:D

[odd stirrup]

Lying my way from YOUUU

[uneven seal]

Ran mouri

[uneven seal]

Now we watching case closed?

What Abt one piece

[hearty flume]

one piece is js too big

[polar hinge]

bruh why is the monthly quest costume so bad

i waited a month bcz I didn't like the top ghast and again..

[plain sedge]

when’s the April fools releasing?

[hasty rampart]

It isn't thats the April fools

[odd stirrup]

Next year

APRIL FOOLS

HAHAAHAHA

I’m so funny

[hasty rampart]

Haha

[obtuse dust]

Pet rock was cool

[empty geyser]

Fr

[plain sedge]

you lie

[empty geyser]

Hi ener I see u online

[hasty rampart]

Who doesn't have the pet rock 💔

[plain sedge]

hi chasers

[obtuse dust]

[odd stirrup]

…

[hot lintel]

Gday guys

[plain sedge]

im like tryna get this pet Pet

but tis not there

[plain sedge]

hey star

[polar hinge]

anyone knows how do people get those wither-shaped skins

[hot lintel]

Hii

[weak bison]

probably by selecting it in their locker

[polar hinge]

no..

I don't think it's a costume or SMTH

it's literally shaped like wither

with a steve head

[weak bison]

probably by selecting it in their skins then

[polar hinge]

hm that's what

it's called SMTH like '4D skins' or smth

[hasty rampart]

Why not 2D

[lost magnet]

Yoo

[eager lagoon]

still my #1

detective conan is cool too

[uneven seal]

Yess

I need to continue watching it

I stopped in episode 1102

[eager lagoon]

they still producing episodes?

[uneven seal]

Yes

And movies

The latest movies are fire

[eager lagoon]

they have around 20 movies dont they😭

[uneven seal]

Especially the black submarine one

The quality is just insane

[eager lagoon]

most of the time i only read the manga

[uneven seal]

Ohhh fair

Yeah I only watch episodes and movies

But I skip filler episodes ofc

[eager lagoon]

i had a short phase where i watched the anime but that was only like 10 episodes

in season 1 and 2

[uneven seal]

Oh wow

[eager lagoon]

i think the last episode i watched was when they got trapped in the forest in a giant apartment and there was a killer under them

if you remember that

[slate tiger]

I thought I would have my first ever hub chair today

[twin hound]

vros tired of standing on the bench all day

[slate tiger]

Exactly

[twin hound]

i hope we get a throne mount

or chair ofc

[dull fog]

Buzz buzz

[fallen prism]

I hit lvl 100 mm

[trail echo]

meow

[tidal vale]

The new pet is better than the rock

[odd stirrup]

Congrats now go outside

[regal dome]

real

[fallen prism]

Nope

Now I will grind lvl 100 sky

Only 46 lvls

[odd stirrup]

Gl with that

[fallen prism]

Thx

Gonna wait on someone to hit prestige in MM

[tidal osprey]

I'm prestige 0

[drowsy hill]

3 days until my birthday

[tidal osprey]

No

Now its 4

[drowsy hill]

its april 4th tho

[tidal osprey]

Now its april 6th

Everytime you mention it it shifts one day

[drowsy hill]

welp

[fallen prism]

Now it’s April 7th

Every message you type it shifts 5 years

[fathom pelican]

Lets all decide to cancel his birthday all together

[drowsy hill]

man.

[fallen prism]

Yea

chqsrZ I hit lvl 100 in MM

[honest flint]

We getting a new pet?

[vital stag]

I hate hive

I just drag click and I got banned for no reason even I was Legitmate

That's why I never like to play Hive

Imma just leaving this server

[honest flint]

Broo u passed cps limit maybe

[vital stag]

[fathom pelican]

Isnt drag clicking unfair advantage and bannable?

[vital stag]

Everyone does

[fathom pelican]

I dont

[honest flint]

Time clicking is best

[fathom pelican]

I just use my finger

[honest flint]

For mobile

[vital stag]

Idc imma leave hive that's it byee huhh

[honest flint]

Your choice 👻

[fathom pelican]

[dim jungle]

guys

[fathom pelican]

what

[dim jungle]

i got into uc davis

[fathom pelican]

idk what that is

congrats

[dim jungle]

think of ucla but worse

[fathom pelican]

what

[dim jungle]

crap

nevermind

[fathom pelican]

oh i googled congrats

[sage kiln]

Pet-Redefined

Sounds so professional

[summer rover]

cool

[dusky echo]

it's 40°C outside guys help me

the light's out so no ac and this fan is burning me more than cooling me

[fathom pelican]

40 celsius is crazy

[formal maple]

hey chatters

[fathom pelican]

hey

[formal maple]

heyy

[fathom pelican]

heyy

[formal maple]

wanna chat here?

[fathom pelican]

Sure

[formal maple]

how are you?

[fathom pelican]

Im good wbu

[formal maple]

also good tyyy

[fathom pelican]

I think i ran against u in bw once

[formal maple]

ooooo (i don’t remember)

[fathom pelican]

Yeah i dont remember if i won or lost anymore either

[royal lantern]

Which region you on

[formal maple]

yeah & it would have been a long time ago since I haven’t played bw in ages

[formal maple]

EU region

[royal lantern]

Ah nvm. I accidentally mistook you for another person

[formal maple]

oh 😅

[wicked cloak]

I got one question: If sweats sweat while gaming in winter and they feel cold in winter, are sweats actually chill?

[eager lagoon]

i got a bigger question: is water wet?

[formal maple]

I’m losing braincells rapidly reading this

[wicked cloak]

Ofc

[formal maple]

no it’s dry

[wicked cloak]

💀

[keen turtle]

YO WHATT

[formal maple]

?

[keen turtle]

mm update….

will never coming out this year..

[formal maple]

still no mm update

[formal maple]

we still need mm update & skyblock horizons to release 😭

we’re getting impatient!!!

[keen turtle]

they delayed to 2067 mm update and skyblock horizons yk

[keen turtle]

yess!!!!!

[formal maple]

unc 💔

[formal maple]

and we’re getting angry 😠

[lucid basin]

h

[timber niche]

I hope they completely forget about the mm update 👀

[fathom pelican]

They should bring out another bw update

[timber niche]

Yes

[formal maple]

@strange pike ping
@rustic radish ping

[timber niche]

Bad boy

[formal maple]

I like pinging

[timber niche]

Not allowed

[formal maple]

yes allowed

[timber niche]

#📋・rules says no

[formal maple]

[timber niche]

[fathom pelican]

You're on thin ice pal

[lucid basin]

dork squad

[tame comet]

i got checkmate in chess in 20 moves

[formal maple]

[summer rover]

omg wait

check the roadmap guys

[formal maple]

omg what

[tame comet]

?

[formal maple]

omg it’s real!!!

[summer rover]

SG LTM????

[formal maple]

WOAH????!!

[fallen prism]

I prestiged

OMG So real

[candid lion]

oh pierrot my sweetest dearest loveliest most handsome eye catching jaw dropping mouth drooling monster ever

[formal maple]

well done

[timber niche]

[candid lion]

Pierrot is better than harlequin

[timber niche]

I agree

[candid lion]

but no one is beating doctor lowkey

[timber niche]

[unkempt frigate]

I name is jhonny!!

[formal maple]

cat - chat

[sterile nebula]

@empty geyser :D

[fallen prism]

A lot of cute little cars

[sterile nebula]

🍦

[empty geyser]

U a friend now

?

😊

[formal maple]

@lavish fog btw can you update the list soon, I’m at 68k now

[keen turtle]

THERE SNO WAY

[empty geyser]

How mich am I at

[keen turtle]

NO WAY VRO

[formal maple]

THERE SNOW AY

[empty geyser]

❄️

[keen turtle]

yes!

[fallen prism]

I hit prestige 1 in MM before you hehe

[formal maple]

kids when there is snow:

[fallen prism]

Also didn’t you say you gonna quit

[keen turtle]

idc about mm vro

[keen turtle]

on april 2nd vr0

[fallen prism]

Im just kidding idc either

[fallen prism]

Oh and tomorrow April 3rd?

[keen turtle]

today is april 3rd now

[fallen prism]

Right

[keen turtle]

nah im jk its april 1st

[empty geyser]

@formal maple

I cant check how many messages cuz mobile

How many am I attending

At*

[formal maple]

one sec

[formal maple]

you’re at 53,744

[keen turtle]

what bout me

[empty geyser]

Cool thx

[formal maple]

10,705

[candid lion]

[last light]

hello

[formal maple]

[formal maple]

hello!

[candid lion]

hi

[karmic prawn]

hi

[last light]

how are you guys

[keen turtle]

who have the most msgs sended in ths server!

[candid lion]

[formal maple]

OhHeyCreeper

200k+ messages

[formal maple]

good thanks, what about you?

[keen turtle]

how do yk

[last light]

Doing good

[formal maple]

checked

& MarlinDaDuck has a list

[keen turtle]

what is ohheycreeper banner 😭 😭 😭

[keen turtle]

ohhh

[sterile nebula]

Jajajajajaj yessss

It seems you're still a good person :)

[empty geyser]

🍦

[sterile nebula]

YESSSSSSS :D

[hot lintel]

Gday guys

[sterile nebula]

🍦

[formal maple]

yeah-

[candid lion]

[sudden magnet]

Is hive Asia laggy or is it my wifi

[candid lion]

ur wifi

[lilac trench]

@tacit thunder DMS

[pseudo cypress]

Wht did hive launch ?

[summer rover]

skywars season 2

[candid lion]

mm update

[pseudo cypress]

-_+

[fathom pelican]

I think

[summer rover]

bro thinks

[candid lion]

thinking makes thinking harder than thinking about thinking when thinking it just thinking while others think when you are thinking

think about it

[brave matrix]

help im addicted to balling

[candid lion]

bapps

boop

[brave matrix]

u right

[fathom pelican]

Have u tried cubing

[brave matrix]

i did when i was younger

i forgot all the algorithms

[fathom pelican]

What do you feel when u see that

[brave matrix]

chonker

[fathom pelican]

And how does that make you feel

[brave matrix]

chonky

[fathom pelican]

Interesting

[candid lion]

[brave matrix]

[brave matrix]

thats chonky too

[candid lion]

[autumn stone]

Wha?

[candid lion]

https://discord.com/channels/195265653425307649/405248029931601930 look at my cat guys

[valid igloo]

calcium.

[valid igloo]

:0

[visual plover]

crow

[peak sail]

mm update!!!! #📰・hive-updates

[fallen prism]

Ok

[summer rover]

where

[eager lagoon]

here

[empty geyser]

Uv told me he said somethings to u abt me

[timber niche]

[candid lion]

ur gonna eat my cat

[valid igloo]

yes 🐈🍽️

[timber niche]

[left cipher]

April fools right?

[dusty saffron]

fool

April 😮

[hasty rampart]

[dusty saffron]

[empty geyser]

@chrome flume

[timber niche]

[candid lion]

[timber niche]

[candid lion]

MY BABY PIERROT

[summer rover]

[eternal solar]

Hi yall

[tidal osprey]

[bleak orchid]

Happy April Fools' everyone!

[spare reef]

hi

[bleak orchid]

||[placeholder] has a secret variant...||

[little wharf]

April fools update before easter egg hunt

[summer rover]

april fools is also before easfer

[marsh egret]

funny that

[formal maple]

wow

[little wharf]

They should release it before easter

[summer rover]

so 4 days to go

[bleak orchid]

Yeah, wow. Remember April 1, 2023?

[formal maple]

sort of

[summer rover]

remember april 1 2006?

[bleak orchid]

A bunch of players on chairs had fun 😅

[formal maple]

I thought that was 2022

actually nvm that was the rock pet

[bleak orchid]

yes

[formal maple]

oh yeah now I do remember

[bleak orchid]

https://playhive.com/content/images/2023/04/chairs3.png

[formal maple]

OH YEAH

I’m in that image

[bleak orchid]

Where?

[visual plover]

crow

[formal maple]

with my old username

xHiveGrinder

[bleak orchid]

||Spoiler alert, you can find me too.||

[formal maple]

nice

[bleak orchid]

Yeah, I find you.

[formal maple]

[bleak orchid]

[formal maple]

I remember that day now

by looking at that image

[light lagoon]

_ _

[formal maple]

nothing

[foggy mantle]

hi

1011010100100101

[open forum]

Day 82 of asking how to pull an e girl

[bleak orchid]

Oh, I also found a photo from April Fool's Day 2022. Then someone spawned a giant rock pet.

[waxen ether]

get a bag then spoil them

[formal maple]

👀 I think I was there too

[fathom pelican]

money

[formal maple]

works every time

[bleak orchid]

Sure? https://forum.playhive.com/uploads/default/original/3X/2/5/25fe201e2f7b689122a4013c1890d6f5c0176d89.jpeg

I'm not

[formal maple]

okay no one is 😭

in that screenshot at least

there was a public one though

[bleak orchid]

No, I think it's public one. It seems like there were just not many people there, but this screenshot was taken by ItsVaix.

[formal maple]

ah it would have been because he was facing upwards, and since mounts didn’t exist at the time, there was no way for anyone to get up onto the hive sign

[bleak orchid]

true

[formal maple]

but yeah I do think I was there :D

[obsidian horizon]

Am og

[keen turtle]

no way…

mm update is realeasing tmr

omg dude

[mild ferry]

Yayyy there’s ppl still awake in here

[keen turtle]

where

[mild ferry]

Hiiii

[keen turtle]

hello!

[mild ferry]

Hruuu

[thin granite]

do the chika dance

[keen turtle]

@starry4candi

[unreal crow]

Hiiii

[keen turtle]

hiii!

[trail pagoda]

Yoo insect

[keen turtle]

yo

[fathom pelican]

when will hive do another giveaway its been 4 months

[keen turtle]

guys… im quitting hive tmr…

i will go live tmr at 4 am utc

[trail pagoda]

Why

[fathom pelican]

thats like the 2nd person im seeing today saying they´ll quit

[trail pagoda]

-_-

[frosty igloo]

you do realize its april fools today?

lmao

[trail pagoda]

Ohhh

[fathom pelican]

yeah i do

[frosty igloo]

so they could be pranking you..

[trail pagoda]

Do u guys have any plan for tday

[frosty igloo]

when they say they’ll quit

[fathom pelican]

i hope hes js fooling me

[frosty igloo]

he is

[trail pagoda]

Y

[fathom pelican]

idk him but hive needs players to keep being

[keen turtle]

losing motivation, bored, no updates and fill with beggars

i already planned to quit hive 2 months ago

[fathom pelican]

i want hive

[frosty igloo]

yeah ok nice april fools lol

[fathom pelican]

hive has so much to bring though

[trail pagoda]

U r good at game that doesn't matter

[echo kiln]

What the heck is this new pet 😭 😭

[trail pagoda]

Lol

[flat pivot]

Its me

[keen turtle]

chat it is not an april fools vro

[echo kiln]

But I bet it's gonna be preety rare in a few months so I don't mind

[frosty igloo]

well its funny how you say it today of all days..

[trail pagoda]

But ppl can fool their frnds

[fathom pelican]

why not quit 2 months ago then

[frosty igloo]

exactly

[dusky talon]

Why do you care if one person quits anyways

[frosty igloo]

i dont but hes just pranking y’all lmao

all ima say

[keen turtle]

im not pranking im being fr

[echo kiln]

He's being fr

Hell quit tmmr

[dusky talon]

Ik

[keen turtle]

im quitting hive on April 2nd (6.45 AM UTC)

[frosty igloo]

lol funny guy

[trail pagoda]

Before that time??

[uneven forum]

||You opened this? Oh, it is April fools bro...||

[echo kiln]

He was waiting to receive whatever was being given on April first that's why he hasn't quit yet

[echo kiln]

[timber grove]

This is the best pet they've ever added

[echo kiln]

Nah da rock solos

[frosty igloo]

I’ll be waiting till he’s all like “its just a prank bro” 😂

[keen turtle]

cuz i want to see if they actually update mm or grav update b4 april and if they didnt update it I quit

[keen turtle]

no!

[ruby cipher]

We need the bread emoji on chat now

[fathom pelican]

couldve js logged in for today and not for before

[timber grove]

They should just add a picture to it in the pet menu because I'm tweaking in tears with this pet menu

[keen turtle]

nuu

[fathom pelican]

idk im kinda diaspointed

[echo kiln]

I you trust then trust he's gonna quit tmmr. I don't need to prove anything to some rando

[tawdry sluice]

no prank needed y’all already the content

[uneven forum]

That's fine, that is just once a year.

[dusky talon]

But making it a big deal that you're quitting a mc server is weird and self centered of someone to do imo

[fathom pelican]

idc if he quits or if its a prank broski

[timber grove]

🔥 ✍️ 😭

[dusky talon]

I have no respect for anyone who makes it a big deal that they're quitting

[echo kiln]

No body cares about what you care either

[keen turtle]

@rustic coyote yo vro

[dusky talon]

And anyone who makes an april fools joke abt quitting is just unoriginal

[echo kiln]

Who asked for your respect in the first place?

[frosty igloo]

yawn

[keen turtle]

do u trust me im going to quit hive on april 2nd

[frosty igloo]

fr

[dusky talon]

You don't have to

[fathom pelican]

then why do u care what i care abt

[timber grove]

I've never understood the concept of quitting hive, you just stop playing it? 😭

[echo kiln]

Is this tuff???

[dusky talon]

Exactly

Making it a whole thing is just weird

[frosty igloo]

atp if you’re gonna quit hive then just quit hive, why make it a big deal?

[onyx kettle]

Nah we finally touch grass

[fathom pelican]

fr bro gave us a date and time

[timber grove]

I miss the trees

[frosty igloo]

lmao

[dusky talon]

As someone who does both

[onyx kettle]

I miss crawling on trees 100 centuries ago