#🐝・hive-chat
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Yap
When mm update?
Early 2026
Lmaooo
Bc s4 bw is march
I hope it's next year and not this month
we should get it on New Year’s Day 🔥

Hi
Yooo

Haiii aci
lol
YESSSS
Hello guys

Im doing alrighty what about you
carry me in mm?
I'm doing good Ty
cant even carry myself </3

u pres 6 yet?
woof
nooo
rip
How are you still streaming untill the Mm update
i going for pres either this month or early next
It will be in like early 2026
All the best for pres 5
I contain flashing images.
Yooo
Hi
Good luck!
Wow 3 GOATs At 1 place
Aeecii
AayaanF3
NoobishNoob
Wot
Wow 2 huge gifters at 1 place
Noobish
Pixel
Yee
na
But retired gifting for irl things
Anyone wanna trade ?
i rarly gift anymore
Oof
60+ days in a row streaming mm is insane
Fair
Yeah
@uneven seal arch
unfortunately gonna go on for a while longer
64 of I'm right
What is legacy gift?
Yees
Oh all the best then
I watch ur stream more often 😄
Do you have ur own dc ?
Ok I'll be back
Mint
Hey since when did you become hallow knight
I thought u were a duck
debian
Ubuntu
kali
Fedora
nyarch
X

8 hours ago :>
Nix
Wow
Cheeto
チーズ
gentoo
Raspberry os
Red Hat
Chrome os
:p
I could fillet a beetle
arch install completed
Ooo noice
I read this as raspberry ds and the nostalgia wave made me very happy for a fraction of a second, until I realized I can’t read and was filled with disappointment
How do I report something bc there is something weird happing in the bedwars servers (or probably all servers)
Are you reporting a bug or a rule breaker?
I dont know if its a bug or a rule breaker but I have video proof
😭
That’s kind of an important distinction, since they are very different forms of communication
Rule breakers are reported in #🚔・report-rulebreakers , whereas bugs are reported on hive’s forums
I'm back
Ahh okay
Ty
👍
Should I just report it as a bug bc the user name doesn't show up
idk
hey chatters

e
@lime mauve I highly doubt that

lol
hello
Please be respectful
Such messages will likely get u muted
rlly
boo hoo
I agree with the first point, but I don't care about the second.
i use arch btw
Can a mod delete the message i replied to pls
valid but sometimes there's platform based matchmaking
Pls someone delete it
Hello
Yo
Ref do something
🤯
Gurt: yo
I deleted it. Because they'll never do it.
Plot twist 🤯
that didnt happen
What has changed? Why has there been more... Like me?
Yeah
Perhaps everything was the same, but on a much smaller scale.
Yeah
Perchance
deathrun update tomorrow!
relatively possible
Are you being fr?
no
do you run everything you type through ai before sending it
😭
Really
after half life 3 and gta 6*
Dr needs to go in the middle row
POV: someone uses a slightly fancier word/expression in The Hive chat
I translate this using a piece of algorithm, but AI does it much more accurately.
you can't even use POV properly
Yo
except I did
it's your POV, the POV of a The Hive chatter
Chez
over here
(calc is slang for calculator btw for anyone who didnt know)
says the one who used POV, smartie
thank you, glad you acknowledged my intelligence however you are incorrect
add 20000 with 10000 chat don't use your calc
Please do explain to me in what ways my statement is false
for those watching the scream calc is short for calculator by the way
Yyyyyo
it's not a pov it's a message
It could mean many things, but it depends on the context.
Haha
go back to 2020 bromosapien
Perchance
also your joke was already invalidated after the guy admitted they were using ai
Who likes chez
So I want to ask something
What does the quest even do
Like what do you get from it
I do
Algorithm*
Don't need no algorithm to be a rascal 🔥
What quest
Uh the hive has quests for Christmas right
The gifts baffled me
u get a costume i think
A sweaty costume
That's it? Quests for a onesie? I thought at least Id get a Minecraft gf...
What is the costume even about
Doesnt trigger my interests yet
Except the POV refers to most of the people here, who would be questioning the origin of the message. The joke makes sense. Since, however, the questioned individual is using AI, the joke is indeed invalid.
who needs girls anyway
I do 🤚🏻
aint reading allat
No, only gifts for joining the game
In a nonchalant way
Perchance, one of the gifts contain a Minecraft gf?
weak

I dont doubt it
Algorithm*
come back to me when you can do 50 pushups
I see thank you for cooperation
you can't even do one
If I ever get married you'll be my bestman
no pobem
can you?
🥹
yea
I doubt they'll give it to you for free.
in your head doesn't count
We should for real play build battle duos, my skills are amazing 😎 (I don't build inappropriate stuff)
you're like 25 getting ragebaited
E
Hell nah
I'm on the clock at this very moment
okay honestly based
im really bad at building but sure 😎
i love taking everything on the internet seriously!
Why are we talking about push-ups
you've got it all wrong
I'm here for my own entertainment
I'm fairly good I think, still lose to the brainrotted builds tho
voting is always rigged anyway
Stop arguing kids
Ikr..
always getting second place because of an inappropriate build
Ik
Hell yeah
neither do I
1 fact silence 100 smart people 100 facts doesn't silence a dumb one(me)
I'm curious to know how you found out that I use a translator?
I didn't even know
I build anime girls and get banned for no reason..
I promise I never build something inappropriate
Formal english maybe
Intuition?
English too good for this chat
actual punctuation, caps, grammar etc
хули на русском никто не пишет
who even knows english
no one, really
it's always (d)evolving
Здесь
Да, напиздел
хееххехехехе
What I miss
so thats not english anymore right
I think so
Здесь нету разделений языков, так что здесь я адаптируюсь
isnt it a rule to speak english only
you guys, the mods dislike foreign languages
вау
since it's difficult to moderate
fr
меня отменяют уже
Пох
Ребята, модераторы не ценят иностранные языки. Слишком сложно модерировать.
speaking something other than english is against the rules pls guys 🤚
(telling them to switch up using google translate rn)
Слишком сложный
ывлаотываплоиваплориываоиыавп яваирывпраы ывпарывар
i had 4 years of russian in school but I cant understand a word theyre saying
wat
Виду в тебе дух бунтарства
я великий
bro why lie
i didnt lie
nice gibberish
Bro your account creation date is my birthday bro
Угрожают мутом... это я не однократно слышал
🇬🇧 We kindly ask that you only speak in English on our Discord server, to enable us to moderate the chat and keep things safe and fun.
fate
no threat to mute, it's just a standard here

fr
idk though please don't take everything i said seriously
you're cool, shar 
thank you bro
It's not me, it's the rules
no worries
just be careful
you were given a warning?
brosa parks
I'm not snow, I don't melt under pressure
Ewwww rule 2 🤮
thats tuff 
W mindset
Man
What's up bro
true bro

real
yes
You should get a rank
Eat mint ice cream with no chocolate chips bro
Wow :O
No rank no opinion
there's less regulars than ultimates in this chat
That’s why regulars need at least +
🍪
U like pokemon?
I do
It's the best bro I always remove the chocolate chips from my mint ice cream bro
Sableye is ur favorite?
Who doesnt
Hmmm...
One of them
I’ve met people who don’t sadly
Nice nice

I have too
Evil Quick Slowness hates Pokemon 😠
I don't like pokemon but I like aegislash and wooper bro
But i like it tho

And sometimes squirtle bro
No rank no opinion
I already hold the prestigious title of "Distinguished Dumbas"
He likes very specific Pokémon
Good, keep holding it
Also bananas are yellow and white. They’re only black when they go too far
so real for that bro
Imma eat dinner now
mint and chocolate doesn't go together for me bro
It’s almost 1am for me
yoo
Clankertruth clankerreal bro
It's no sweat holding him back—'cause that's just me
mint and toothpaste on top
Ayyyy wsg
lol
wanna play bro?
Midnight dinner is good
I’m tryna sleep but this convos keeping me up ngl
Holy schmoely cow I didn't know you like midnight dinner too bro
bros going to sleep so early breh
That's very clever
I have dinner at midnight almost all the time bro
Did u forget my age? 😂
uh yes?
Yes, and then midnight dessert after bro
@dreamy notch favorite Pokémons?
lol
You're Quick Awesomeness bro
I like dragonite

Draco Meteor is so powerful
lol, wanna play tmmr? well later today i guess
Pokémon is short for pocket monsters
Sure
You are a vampire?
ight bet
go to dms real quick
But nippas usually write it without the s
@shrewd elbow bro this guy's name is giving me vietnam flashbacks bro those who nose bro
I'm clankersobbing bro
tender, tender bro
Classic
I remember when I thought dragonite and charizard were the same bro
Lol
i read that wrong
A moderate fellow
No
Just let me make my dinner :(
"Bro getting eaten by a pack of komodo dragons"
"Bro getting launched into outer space without a space suit on"
Relatable
anyone knows why bw season 4 is already in roadmap in "coming next"
the mm hub isnt even there yet
You just gotta be at the right place at the right time 
hes seen it all
Holy Flipping cooked-ball
BOO
Maybe the McDonald's water isn't cold enough
Careful, i might throw a tortilla at you 😰
Why a tortilla sad face
I am equipped with tortillas
tortilla bandit
This is super effective against Canadians
Like Pokémon weakness
Slices right through them like a blade through butter
Oh. I've never thrown a tortilla at a Canadian before
If you do it overhand you can slice them length-wise
would u throw a tortilla like a frisbee or like a throwing axe
If you can do throwing axe you are a pro
I'd say it depends on the situation
or maybe fold it into a paper plane/ tortilla plane and let it gently pierce through the canadian
Guided missile
You just know chqsrz is gonna read this then go running to his little girl group
"omg they're targeting me!" 😖
i dont have the chat knowledge to know who that is
yap yap
Yes this is a chat

chat noises
Serves you right for targeting me
For targeting Quick Slowness (how could you)
2 spicy hotdogs
Time for bed grandpa
How amny
Ill just steal them and make burritos
Unfortunately, i ate them :(
I target meyself tbh 💔
Im so evil
🤯

Im constantly luring myself into my own bridge traps in bw :(

bird is the word
haha bro

kuru kuru !!
Kuuruu kuuruuu
💀 u got this
i love herta
I plead that u consume 23 kilos worth of radioactive uranium
What is "herta"?
Eradicate ur online existence in this metaphysical fabric
It’s a new smoothie drink
My grandma
How many calories is that?
The Italian plumber is way better
10/10 ragebait
You got me on that one
i love herta
Ggs
Enough to fill ur body with radioactive potassium
i love herta
Someone please ban @formal vortex for this statement
Doesn't sound very appetising.
you should give it a try
they taste like sour patch kids
Haters gon hate hate hate hate
I’m lactose intolerant sorry
I don’t eat sour patch
they don't contain lactose silly
@small eagle ?
now eat up
Players gon declare war on france

Silly italianBoom
Ok
And in what way is he wrong?
@small eagle what do you think about pineapple on pizza
I know it's been discussed thousands of times here already but I want to know from a real ordeal Italian
so tuff
So-so, for those who like it
Because Plumber boy doesn’t have the damn 4th chaos emerald

I like so the pineapple like so pizza so like

67??? 67???
Does hive offer discounts for the ultimate rank? I want to know before I purchase it again on my new account
67

Dm for vc tw na
61
Do you have a mic?
Is the anomaly breach doable in custom servers

67

what
Send invite to server
I need that emote
STITCH
And what is the advantage of an ultimatum?
Hihihihi goat

67
hello sir
(they don't do discounts, but they sometimes do giveaways. But you could be waiting years if you want to win U rank)

Hey
how have you been
I don't have much time.

Why am i being investigated? 😰
Nah thanks, I don't believe in giveaways. I can but one just fine, just I want to know if they do discount like holidays
Eh idk wyd rn

😳
Because you have a 5090 graphics card
I'm okay, got off from GeoGuessr just a bit ago, I've been on and off in Hive tbh
haven't really been around that much
the best feature it comes with is lifetime replay pass, the additional friend + party slots and exp boost
could also say I disappeared for quite a bit
Yoo ive been playing geog lots
Too

do you have a subscription?
I don't need that, i just use my mind to remember what i don't want to forget 
yall has the first gift out yet

peak brainrot
do you wanna play together at some point?
Peak pfp right there
yo thank you

What about white Toothless pfp? 🥺
That banner is so hard
Hi slow Quickness
mister monopoly is blocking him
love your profile effects bro
the monster header is tuff
Wow oShade Master!!
Yes i'm alive
me personally i prefer white monster bro it doesn't taste bad
Nope, u?
I do
Yesyes
Hell yeah
the orbs made it free to get
Hey Hey guys
.
I believe in McDonald's fries
funny enough I'm no big fan of the original
white is good, mango loco is peak
wait so do you play the actual game or just the free version OpenGuessr?
i gotta try the mango loco and the original
Actual ig
oh
?
the white one might be the best energy drink ive ever had
I'm a huge fan of Rio Punch, which seems to be a rather recent release
yeah havent heard of it
white monster is overrated tbh
I ||dont drink energy drinks|| am Quick Slowness 
I have the app and I think I have more access to stuff on free app vs free websote idk
Mobile
oh fair enough
I've never played GeoGuessr via the mobile app so I can't really tell
@tired fractal
did you mean:
NO!! UNFAIR!!
Wowowow ok im coming!
Yes! Why it not work for meh 😕
oh you have to use * instead
try using up to 3 at a time for effects like this
If u want underline its 2 underscores I think
Oh i used the evil "_"
I remember the _
unfair test
test
bread
oooo yes
_ _
_ _
Ooo nice
does anyone know a good doc app that basically allows unlimited characters?
Unloaded emoji
Nothingness
No
Gogle dogs
ik im asking in the worst place ever but yeah
Yes
unopened can of bread
Best pfp I've seen so far
Uh elaborate what a can of bread is
Mewtwo ofc
In one doc?
how do you
Damn crazy
depends
would you like to store it in the cloud, exclusively?
even write 1.5m characters on Google Docs
That's Mew tho
A small cylinder metal object containing bread
nah, i wanna go above the limit
@empty geyser thsi
I ||am steve||
long story short i got bored in summer and decided to write a damn story about my life
got a PC?
oh fair
yep
Can u put the rest in another doc?
I'd just obtain word "very legally"
i mean i can but i'd like it all in 1 doc
for more organization
but yeah ig ill do that
OMG #📰・hive-updates
I'll shoot you a DM
omg Murder Mystery update
Sharsteve? Stevewave??
Wow 😳
@young zodiac hello
Why is it when i in the when on in?
🐞
Ess double you or emm emm
🍪
🦶
i agree bro
my bad bro
i will put you in limbo
How to participate in giveaways?

Please tell
https://discord.com/channels/195265653425307649/832370831140061205 youll be pinged once a giveaway starts
Nice thanks bro!
I love kittens!
Ur a noob
Hive should make it so only ranks can participate in giveaways
It aint that deep
someone's never won before lmao
o
make it so only I win giveaways
Never give an opinion again bro
put me in the layer next to it bro
the lion does not concern itself with giveaways
As someone with a rank… I agree!
never let bro walk into the kitchen again
Hold on hear him out he might be onto something guys…
Send bro to military training
As someone who doesn’t win any giveaways either…
Do u know how many ranks people are there
He is in fact not a sigma
Less than non ranks that’s for sure
ong
Not everyone enters the giveaway brochacho
frfr (for real for real)
hi
What are u his alt
Hmmm
I'd say more ranked players are active on discord than non-ranked players
We gotta start by barring peoples who’s last name start with the alphabet letters (not T though)
Yes
Back when kids can't afford the rank and now they can buy from there parents money..

how is that an issue what
Did bro turn independent when he turned 10
Base on what I see nowadays
based*
bro bought crypto in the womb 😭🙏
so what you're saying is nothing changed?
Think about it… the more we see people with hive plus plus rank… the more credit cards that go missing… and when credit cards go missing… more and more chicken sandwiches are made… hashtag what that mean?
Yea
if you want a better chance at winning a giveaway don't just join the Hive's giveaway, look for others too
Invested in bitcoin in the womb bro
That means we must stop this so less chicken sandwiches get made bro
If u want to win giveaways just beg bro
My thoughts EXACTLY
This is true, I am currently gifting a beggar a mount as we speak
Thanks bro that's my alt bro
elite ball knowledge
Luciffrr got him banned btw 😭
@deft cloud
Is that his alt bro
e
Im back
Let me be your arch nemesis bro
@bronze venture W
Hi back
Hello back im SpindexGFX
Who else will step up to the plate when the poor players can’t win any giveaways???
None other than a Kento
😭🙏🏻
Only if you can sing and dance
I can sing and dance bro
hii kartik
HAIIII
Bet, I need a Disney type villain so this’ll work out perfectly
I contain flashing images
e
😵💫
eeeeeeeeeee
Viewer discretion is advised
@shrewd dock ignore this ping
Search dillon brooks he might be a perfect villain lol
@shrewd dock ignore this one too
💀 💀
This guy gets it xD
Good god he looks like one
Wait why is he muted lol
he very much is one
whos muted
😭
Denzii is
didn't think that would be a banned phrase
I feel so muted
But what about hawk one?
Hlo my running mate 😅
hi
I can unmute you 😄
Wow
bro steve kerr is so buns
Bro calling Steve yellow is racist
seth did alright though
dude not even a player 😭
Trade podz
Dom is listening
such a non issue you brang up
Brought*
is vibrant visuals on hive yet
Hi the yt shorts guy
No
am i the only person who still cares
almost could have won 💔
Hi Emily
real
Hi @calm pine
Emily u don’t have hive+?
yes
..
How about me 😞
I watched the first 2 quaters, i got bored real quick
I tutor and get paid $40 an hour
How much is the ultimate rank again? I forgot lol
hi ae

After effects
part time jobs is hard to come by in Asia
10 if you have hive+ 20 otherwise
$20, $10 if hive+ alr
warriors were up at the start of the 4th tho 
I used to just starve myself for lunch to buy in-game stuff
Aight
so your asian huh
what about it
Sherlocks
nothing
What kind of Asian
Really?
Yeah
wasn't going to last long anyways
thunder are 21-1
How?
gg
Interesting
Wow it didn’t let me send lol
yeah i kinda expected too 
As a warriors fan I think I might be worried idk if they gonna broke the record or not..
I tutor STEM subjects
Oh
And SATs
they're on pace to a 78-4 season
my bro 👊
I also play the stock market
T T
you're*
Ily
Engineering core
ily too
I love doing that to ppl
👀
Can u hive + me? @dreamy notch
i don't think they'll beat the record though, but extremely close
the lunch money earnings strat bro
I can help you get hive+ and give you ideas
classic
Ok
lol
How?
wait what was their record last season
U can know me.. I'm a nice guy when u get to know me 😉
xD
57 - 25
Instead, start helping around the house for no reason
Bro we broke huhu 😞
Then, in a week or two, ask your parents
They’ll appreciate the hard work and reward you
i thought it was over 60
nope
huh
We have no money 😞
You could also do the long way and do surveys, but that would be boring
Hello
wait
Me doing that..
True
I looked at 2023-2024
but you shouldn't make that a sob story to beg for gifts either
They are if you give them a reason to be
yes 68-14 wins
Yeah ik
not everyone can do part time because of laws and stuff but please don't beg because of it
we have different parents bro
I'm not begging.
I'm not mentioning anyone
oo
thank you for getting it right this time
Yeah ik
and poor
maybe they’ll tie the record
Dude I’m Indian and found a way lol
come back to me when you're purple
yes i hate poor people
but realistically who are they going to lose to 😭😭
blazers 
i don't wanna be purple bud
Am I weird too? 👉👈
i prefer green
brokie
self hate 💔💔
i love mysefl
😭

myself*
gang ur unreal
why not
didnt thunder get revenge
joy
do you not get validation at your home or something
I do
doesn't seem like that to me
yeahh
you're out here correcting grammar on the discord.com
I'm sorry, dad. Please come back home.
Merry Christmas @everyone advance
and you're raging over it
https//www.discord.com actually*
comedy
I'm very calm actually
if you would believe me
We'll he just correct me "based" a few minutes ago xD
bass
WHYD U PING ME
don't force your beliefs onto me, I'm oppressed
😭 🙏
nobody is forcing anything 😭
haha bro message removed
hive bot is my opp
so true bro
it removed my message getting hyped over the frosty pet because of the caps bro
😭
clankers bro...
@tawny idol meet me at the park, 6pm sharp. you wont
than*
it's then
i could probably beat you with my foot
you probably build with your nose
yeah i did
nobuild has a higher skill ceiling then build\
all you do is place walls
gang it just has less keybinds
I could probably beat u in Fortnite with my one foot.. 🙂
intriguing
that doesn't mean anything
nobuild is a strategy game
That's a bit sus but it could make someone turn on..
very well I shall believe you
hey
yo Eight
heyyyyy
heeeeyyoooo listen what i saaaaayy oohhh
fortnite has zero skill you should play mineville smp instead
i do actually
hiiiii
.....
also run things there bud
how do u do
me do goog, how u do u do?
why was 6 afraid of 7
because the children kept shipping them
67!!!!
the amount of times i heard this joke 
that is very goog to hear
im pretty goog too thanks
nahh 67 is js worse 😭

ok, so we've established that you're 10 years old
one giant leap for mankind
LOL
😭
hii eight :D
I said everyone
D I N O O O
I'm not pingging u
is 67 yaoi or yuri


I'm a man bro
i can drive

its warui
nothing makes me rage more then losing to someone worse then me at pvp

I didn't say that
real mature of you....
hibe giving away a gift token!?!??!? i hope they give out more :D
o yeah bubby
oh who did
bro didn't get it 💔💔
can we get a mute on this guy
oopies 
just looked up what the word means











