🐝・hive-chat

[lapis mauve]

LOL he msged me abt that and asked if it was intentional. it was not

[serene plover]

is bedwars season 4 gonna add prestige im not lvl 80 yet ☹️

[lapis mauve]

I was looking for smth raccoon related in general, favorite animal

[timid dew]

im level 23 XD

[brazen laurel]

I can tell it's your favorite one lol

[sinful wraith]

gotta start training as a minimod

[lapis mauve]

I kind of forgot you knew this.. very well

[rigid solstice]

K

[brazen laurel]

I made a raccoon version of you eating sour cream and onion Ruffles 🙏

[shut ginkgo]

that burger will go one to live on a great and prosperous life :D

[lapis mauve]

in ma belley

[lapis mauve]

I love raccs

[shut ginkgo]

imma wash it 🧽

[rigid solstice]

How do I remove this account and link another one

[brazen laurel]

I still got that GIF of the one raccoon rolling around in the grass

[lapis mauve]

Run /unlink here, or /discord unlink in-game, and follow the steps shown in #👋・welcome-read-me again. :]

[shut ginkgo]

idk dawg, we're just a species of deer 🥀

[serene plover]

HAHAHAHHA

[shut ginkgo]

anyways, unprecedented change of topic: bread 🍞

[visual plover]

honk

[shut ginkgo]

🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞

[brazen laurel]

Breadeer

[rigid solstice]

I have ultimate rank now

[lone flower]

Hi

[lapis mauve]

[lapis mauve]

allooo

[lone flower]

Hi

[shut ginkgo]

chat, he's got it :p

[main sluice]

you did this

[shut ginkgo]

hive can finally afford an event :p

[lapis mauve]

dude why

im quitting ur server now

[visual plover]

that's it

[main sluice]

hahahaha

[visual plover]

i'm going to my pocket dimension

[brazen laurel]

Clank, I have a question. With the December Daily, are all the gifts still going to be placed around a tree in the lobby, despite there being 3x the amount now? Or are y'all going to have us search for the additional ones across the lobby like a hunt as the days go on?

[shut ginkgo]

looks like he wants a hug :p

🫂

[main sluice]

It's something quite special 🙂

[floral stag]

what the heck guys

WHAT

[shut ginkgo]

deer

[floral stag]

i have dc prevent

[shut ginkgo]

good for u

[brazen laurel]

Lemme guess, it's going to be one of the gifts?

[floral stag]

and everything in the rule book BUT I STILL GET KICKED

[summer rover]

how much minecoins

[outer lark]

Is it that thing that WE worked on together?

[lapis mauve]

I thank everybody for the memories I've had on this server, but I believe it's time for a new chapter in my life. To my close friends, my DMs will be open to you, always!

[outer lark]

67 minecoins

[clear bane]

See you tomorrow!

[summer rover]

buying it 67 times

[shut ginkgo]

atp just give him ur wallet, he'll figure things out if ur lucky :p

[marble basin]

💀

[stiff reef]

You’re dead meat dweeb

[summer rover]

i have 3 coins in my wallet and thats it, what is he gonna do with that

[shut ginkgo]

that's enough chat for me, nighty naight :p

[main sluice]

gifts are locked I think but we can do some free ragebaiting by selling it

[lapis mauve]

Tomorrow because you're an absolute bestie. See you in DMs.

[rigid solstice]

I will go grind murder mystery

[shut ginkgo]

buy a house :p

im simpleminded, ask him not me i-i

[grizzled garden]

I like em

[outer lark]

Murder mystery like murder mystery update

[brazen laurel]

I would guess something more like the latter then. OR, is Splodger going to be forcing you to hand deliver the gifts to everyone as a punishment for the chaos that ensued when he was gone for that week?

[lone flower]

Hi

[lapis mauve]

wrong answer

[outer lark]

I heard I get Turtle rank as one of the gifts

[grizzled garden]

:(

[empty geyser]

Splodgbob how does NASA organize a party

[grizzled garden]

I didn't realise what emote they were doing tbf

[empty geyser]

They planet

Ha?

[outer lark]

I get it

[brazen laurel]

Cause than you can become SantaClank

[empty geyser]

Thank turtle boy

[clear bane]

HA

[empty geyser]

[shut ginkgo]

can i hav one :o

[empty geyser]

Sure, 5 buckaroos

[brazen laurel]

Hear me out. Have it be a special reward for the 67th day of the login streak

[shut ginkgo]

i only hav 3 i stole from some random fella :p

[brazen laurel]

[outer lark]

Six seven

67

[lapis mauve]

Where's my grandma's special reward for her 1000th day login. 💔

[brazen laurel]

/redeem sixseven frfr

[tawdry sluice]

Happy Thursday

[empty geyser]

She got 1000 days login?

[shut ginkgo]

89 is very berry close :p

[grizzled garden]

I'm not really sure what to do with my streak

[empty geyser]

Take it for a walk

[latent ledge]

flex

[lapis mauve]

Yeshh, she finally did it. She's going for 1234 now.

[empty geyser]

Feed it, bathe it, care for it

[empty geyser]

Goat

[grizzled garden]

[outer lark]

Me and my fellow VIP ranks

[light lagoon]

[lapis mauve]

Switching sides, I see how it is..

[latent ledge]

[grizzled garden]

It is kind of sad

[outer lark]

I was always a VIP

[empty geyser]

Jackbald

[latent ledge]

can't be that sad

[lapis mauve]

I'm still a helper. Banned.

[light lagoon]

BaldZ

[empty geyser]

Nope

[light lagoon]

Yes

[grizzled garden]

You still at yours? :o

[lone flower]

Hi

[latent ledge]

Yes

#1

[grizzled garden]

OOh nice nice, keep it up

[outer lark]

I’m #0

[rigid solstice]

Ultimate power

[outer lark]

That’s the amount of days I have

[brazen laurel]

What's her main game on Hive?

[lapis mauve]

Nobody's mentioning how IMPRESSIVE it is that my grandma got an 1,000 day login streak.

[empty geyser]

Hns and dr

[grizzled garden]

[lapis mauve]

She plays build battle most I think, also tries dr

[rigid solstice]

Baldy

[grizzled garden]

Good choices

[empty geyser]

Indeed

[empty geyser]

Did u retire?

[brazen laurel]

Would she beat you in a Build Battle 1v1?

[grizzled garden]

Dipped last month

[latent ledge]

Somebody told me that I reached the 6 year mark 😭

[lapis mauve]

We'll vote eachother great fr

tie

[grizzled garden]

How close are you

[latent ledge]

Idk what exact number I am at

[empty geyser]

Ty for ur service prayge

[grizzled garden]

Appreciate you!

[grizzled garden]

2244 apparently

[brazen laurel]

If you had to keep only one: MM, DR, or H&S, which one would you pick? The others get deleted forever

[empty geyser]

Hns

[lapis mauve]

mm, hive cant take this away from us

[grizzled garden]

That must be over 6 years

[viral iron]

Peak run

[light lagoon]

[grizzled garden]

all of them, trick question

[light lagoon]

I would pick bridge

[grizzled garden]

Ahh I misread this initially, get to 7!

[brazen laurel]

One

[latent ledge]

I plan to stay at the #1 position

[brazen laurel]

Or else Build Battle gets vaulted too

[autumn shadow]

picking ground wars

[grizzled garden]

[craggy flax]

yes 🔥

[brazen laurel]

You'd end it if it meant that you got good at cooking

[craggy flax]

ground wars is the correct answer

[wind osprey]

I’m so mad bro. Hive only updates bedwars. They really announced that they’re updating to season 4 before the MM update?!?! They really postponed it again?!?! They already said by popular demand they’d release season 3 before the Mm update but cmon man another season. Preposterous 😒

[lapis mauve]

Bite clank's legs.

[wind osprey]

justice for murder mystery ✊

[lapis mauve]

Justice for clank's legs. ✊

[wind osprey]

[lapis mauve]

🦵

[main sluice]

mah legs D:

[rigid solstice]

💀

[main sluice]

pls send leg coverings

people getting bitey

[lapis mauve]

Accept my job application and I'll consider not eating your legs.

[main sluice]

[robust osprey]

Hi staff member

[lapis mauve]

It's terrible art for your server, or your legs — you choose.

[main sluice]

oh

[wind osprey]

when’s the MM update 😔

[lapis mauve]

💀

[latent ledge]

2026

[wind osprey]

[wind osprey]

me after I see bedwars season 4 comes out before Mm

[main sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/maes-b-lost-in-a-field-pulp-fiction-john-travolta-gif-14829328

[lapis mauve]

That's me waiting to get hired.

Thanks.

[wind osprey]

[wind osprey]

look at the emoji name

[main sluice]

LOL

[wind osprey]

↙️ ❌ 🟰

[brave matrix]

[lapis mauve]

Immune to the automod fr

[craggy flax]

my favorite game hasnt got a content update in a few years

[wind osprey]

⬅️ ❌ 🟰

[lapis mauve]

arcade

[craggy flax]

in sure you'll be alright

[craggy flax]

ground wars ._.

[wind osprey]

dude

[lapis mauve]

arcade

[wind osprey]

don’t get me started

[craggy flax]

I think you've already started

[wind osprey]

death run, block drop, bridge are all some of my favorite games

yet no update

[craggy flax]

dr and bridge have both had map updates

[wind osprey]

✊✊✊ Justice for MM

[obtuse dust]

@dull mango @primal latch I can prestige 4 now, do u want to make a party and let’s watch?

[craggy flax]

unlike gw

[brazen laurel]

And me

[empty geyser]

Well well well if it isnt monnys

[lapis mauve]

Let's both get hired, yeah?

Threaten clank's legs so that we both get the position.

[craggy flax]

nice to meet all three of your wells

[brazen laurel]

I give you the wisdom Clank gave me. He doesn't know

""

[sly mountain]

Hello

[lapis mauve]

Hii

[brazen laurel]

However, I do question why it's in the "Coming Next" tab, when it likely isn't the next major update to be coming next

"In Progress" would probs be the better category atm, right?

[signal garden]

[lapis mauve]

but it's done most likely, it's just a matter of when they choose to release it.

bite his legs to release it

[brazen laurel]

If it was done, why wouldn't they release it? They're not ASAP Rocky

[lapis mauve]

pr depper

[outer lark]

It’s because they’re Testing

[signal garden]

drink my 8 dr peppers.

[autumn shadow]

sorry mate i'm more of a white monster kind of person

[lapis mauve]

I don't believe in medicine nor spices, what are you suggesting.

[brazen laurel]

I would assume "done" meant playtesting and QA included lol

[empty geyser]

Yeat

[outer lark]

Ass

[signal garden]

dr pepper cream soda

[lapis mauve]

cream soda is pretty good, might have to take you up on that offer

[brazen laurel]

Water

[lapis mauve]

or is it creme. I think its creme

[signal garden]

trust in dr pepper.

[lapis mauve]

leave me alone or im calling lawyer pineapple

[brazen laurel]

What happens if we don't?

[thorn palm]

Dr pep

[lapis mauve]

law pine

[signal garden]

death

[lapis mauve]

medicine and spices is death, dont believe the lies!!!

[signal garden]

[thorn palm]

I was about to raise hell but realized who you are

I didnt look at the name

[brazen laurel]

Seems pretty strict 😬

[signal garden]

what the hell

[rigid solstice]

@wind osprey wanna play murder mystery

[sterile bone]

[brazen laurel]

You have comp

👠

[low forge]

hiii

[sterile bone]

Where

Who

What

[brazen laurel]

[lapis mauve]

hiii

[brazen laurel]

Look above your message

[sterile bone]

Oh-

[brazen laurel]

Another person fighting for 2nd place

[sterile bone]

Well you see, I've been here longer

AY

I AINT 2ND

[brazen laurel]

🥈

[earnest jasper]

No im first

[brazen laurel]

Discord says otherwise

[lapis mauve]

🤘

[low forge]

ermm

[sinful geyser]

[sterile bone]

[brazen laurel]

Probs been a while since you had some

[sterile bone]

[brazen laurel]

Bro cooked himself

[sterile bone]

No that was @honest forge

[raw seal]

Hi

[low forge]

real, not played hive proper for like half a year 😭

[brave matrix]

👀

[brazen laurel]

Gotta get back into it 🔥

[raven fjord]

#lucasmoscardini

[brazen laurel]

How long until Hive makes a Steal A Brainrot gamemode?

[sterile bone]

...

[shut ginkgo]

ello chat :p

[shut ginkgo]

w8 if ur the coin, who was the other.. nvm :p

[mighty vigil]

Enchanted dragons server is making it though

[sterile bone]

rip off:3

[brave matrix]

hii blue

[shut ginkgo]

unexpired dino nuggie :D

[brave matrix]

[shut ginkgo]

ik it's coming, deer rave when :p

💿 🍕?

[brave matrix]

idk

[obtuse dust]

@dull mango, I told a friend that all my friends can join the party and watch me prestige 4 in mm!

[shut ginkgo]

watever, lemme see wat the deer server looks like :p

[dull mango]

Your doing it now? 😱

I'll joinn

[obtuse dust]

Yess

[dull mango]

And sryy I was sleeping

[obtuse dust]

It’s ok I didn’t want u to miss out

[shut ginkgo]

4 people prestige every second, u dont impress me :p

[obtuse dust]

Wow

[brave matrix]

nicee

[shut ginkgo]

im still coming tho, cant let a pizza party down :p

[brave matrix]

@tribal heart

[obtuse dust]

alr I’ll invite u

[shut ginkgo]

ʸæʸ

[granite cave]

😈 party!?

[empty geyser]

O

[obtuse dust]

Ur offline I can’t invite u

[granite cave]

🫂

[shut ginkgo]

im not home silly :p

[obtuse dust]

It’s a prestige pizza party

[obtuse dust]

Really? We’re gonna start now

[shut ginkgo]

can i get a slice of dat prestige :p

[obtuse dust]

U can have pizza

[granite cave]

[shut ginkgo]

but i wan 25 levels i-i

[obtuse dust]

😱

[granite cave]

Prestige....

[obtuse dust]

You don’t want to join?

[timid dew]

id love to join 🙂

but cant 🙁

[shut ginkgo]

he never does, he's a shiny applie :p

💿

[obtuse dust]

alr

[granite cave]

🫂 its alright im not home either but have fun tho

[timid dew]

shiny applie?

[obtuse dust]

Alr

[granite cave]

Air?

Nah jk 😜

Take care BUDDY 😈

[shut ginkgo]

ew air

[timid dew]

what has chat turned into

[shut ginkgo]

it's been microwaved at one point :p

[timid dew]

i can see that

[shut ginkgo]

me too, u my fren now :p

[obtuse dust]

Welp I prestige 😁

[timid dew]

@granite cave are u ever on hive?

[timid dew]

nice, which prestige?

[shut ginkgo]

okie cool, now where's my slice :p

[meager wharf]

looking for 2 sweaty players to grind bedwars squads with im level 53 you must be over level 35

[obtuse dust]

Mm

4

[shut ginkgo]

dont u mean 𝐈𝐕

[granite cave]

I dont "Prestige", I dont "Grind", I dont do "lb or Stats"

I play and if im bored I quit.

[golden island]

[granite cave]

[timid dew]

lol

[timid dew]

you should get ult, itll make leveling up easier

🙂

[granite cave]

🫂

[meager wharf]

i know im trying to change my apple account phone number but it has taken ages

[timid dew]

also, id love to join you, but im level 23, but i dont suck

[mellow ore]

@blissful onyx why did you call me mean

[empty geyser]

What if im lvl 34

[mellow ore]

you made me sad

[runic plank]

ellloo

[mellow ore]

i think thats kinda mean

[meager wharf]

you can join if u want

[mellow ore]

you didnt have to take it that far

[timid dew]

youre lv 100

[obtuse dust]

[meager wharf]

you can still join

[empty geyser]

Uh false info

[timid dew]

wish i could, but i cant cuz i cant be on rn

[shut ginkgo]

chill players are 80% of the hive's population, u also dont impress me :p

[granite cave]

🫂 have fun friend

[timid dew]

but i do enjoy chatting here 🙂

[meager wharf]

ok

[empty geyser]

When

[granite cave]

I wasn't trying to 🫂 buddy

[obtuse dust]

Few mins ago

[shut ginkgo]

ur a lvl 100 chqriZard wym :p

[granite cave]

Hell yeah!

[obtuse dust]

Yeee

[granite cave]

[empty geyser]

P4?

[obtuse dust]

Yess

[shut ginkgo]

gasp so was i :0
we frens now :p

[empty geyser]

Yyaaaayy congrats pizza!!!! My favourite prestige

[timid dew]

saw you in hub yesterday buddy

[obtuse dust]

Thank you!! Just prestige 5 to go

[granite cave]

We were always friends....I was always there!

[empty geyser]

Yep u got this

[timid dew]

and i just viewed your profile 🙂

[shut ginkgo]

hocus pocus u lost your focus :p

[meager wharf]

want to join my bedwars party?

[shut ginkgo]

watever that meant, congratulations :D

[rigid solstice]

@carmine quiver party?

[timid dew]

go to looking for party channel

@meager wharf

[meager wharf]

but its dead

[timid dew]

just remembered that XD

[granite cave]

[timid dew]

another reason why it shouldnt be there

it should merge with chat, but that might not even be right

idk

[timid dew]

i never see you in hub tbh, and im on a LOT

[granite cave]

Ehh

[lapis mauve]

boo

[granite cave]

Idk maybe im burned out from hive

[timid dew]

ok, bye chat, i gotta go rn

see yall later 🙂

[granite cave]

Cya

[rigid solstice]

Who's playing murder mystery rn

[meager wharf]

yall im looking for 2 sweaty players to grind bedwars squads with im level 53 you must be over level 35 i know i should send this in looking for party chat but its dead

[barren tundra]

Bro

[mellow ore]

well.. shes MARRIED to the muffin man

[obtuse dust]

MUFFIN mannnn???!

[rigid solstice]

Accept friend request?

[agile elk]

Hello

[mellow ore]

the world i love the trains id hop to be apart of the wave i cant stop

ever wonder if its all for you

[echo sierra]

THE MUFFIN MAN.

[obtuse dust]

😱

[mellow ore]

epic bass solo

[indigo temple]

https://youtube.com/shorts/noT9EV4B6Oo?si=e8YZ5XETx5TXHJtJ

[mellow ore]

good try

[honest forge]

Oh yeah I FRIED this nerd

[sterile bone]

[honest forge]

Frying the hamster too

Might as well throw in a bnuy while I’m at it

[sterile bone]

[last vector]

Hey there yall

[ornate void]

I'm winning the giveaway guys trust

[strange pike]

totally

[ornate void]

Yeah totally

[honest forge]

I’ll share

Don’t worry

[sterile bone]

[honest forge]

Hi case

[serene valley]

Bye guys I have school in 20 minutes

Bye bub

[honest forge]

Bye, have fun :3

[honest forge]

Do you want a leg?

[empty geyser]

Caseeee

[honest forge]

Lucky rabbit’s foot, perchance??

[brave matrix]

gll

[modest ingot]

No links

Happy Thanksgiving everyone

[rigid solstice]

Happy Thanksgiving

[sterile bone]

...

[honest forge]

Happy thanksgiving

[sterile bone]

Nuh uh

[honest forge]

@sterile bone why are you using your alt

[rigid solstice]

😱 the real silver

[sterile bone]

Ok pal💀

[sterile bone]

[honest forge]

More for me ig

[rigid solstice]

Not alt actually

[honest forge]

Absolute legend

[sterile bone]

[honest forge]

🎨🖌️

[rigid solstice]

Edited

[honest forge]

That’s exactly what an alt would say

[honest forge]

Btw how is the wife??

[rigid solstice]

I know right

[honest forge]

Hmmm

[sterile bone]

Alright, smelly

[glacial bough]

this is how I feel about that

[glacial bough]

[honest forge]

Answer the question nerd

[honest forge]

You feel like a clown?? Heck yeah clowns are cool

[sterile bone]

I DID

[honest forge]

I love Buggy

[mellow ore]

and after all this time, im still into you

[honest forge]

Wait I thought you were calling me smelly 😭😭

[sterile bone]

😭

[honest forge]

You should give her a bath

[sterile bone]

I will, she might bite

[honest forge]

Just dowse her in dish soap or whatever you use to clean wives

[sterile bone]

[sterile bone]

💀

[honest forge]

Bite first to assert dominance

[brave matrix]

thanks

[mellow ore]

i should be over all the butterfliiiiiiiesss

[sterile bone]

Jst say bunny, bc atp any1 who doesn't know is gonna question😭

[honest forge]

That’s the point

[sterile bone]

💀

[honest forge]

😈

[sterile bone]

[honest forge]

Is your wife’s cage clean?

[sterile bone]

Yee

I had to clean it yesterday

[honest forge]

W

[sterile bone]

[honest forge]

So that’s why you were ignoring me 🥺

||idek if I sent you anything yesterday||

[sterile bone]

Idk either

[honest forge]

Oh wait no you sent me something

You quite literally did the opposite of ignoring me

😭🙏

[sterile bone]

😭

[obtuse dust]

Anyone tech master? My pc turned off by itself

[honest forge]

Smack it and call it a bad boy

That usually fixes mine

[obtuse dust]

XD

[honest forge]

If that doesn’t work then you’re doomed

Just buy a new one tbh

😔💔

[obtuse dust]

Thanks for advice

[honest forge]

Any time!

[obtuse dust]

[wind osprey]

not rn sorry, thanksgiving chilling with family

[minor fog]

what's up Hive Chat

[mellow ore]

so let mercy come

and wash away

whaaaat iiiive doooooone

[brave matrix]

can it be turned on again?

[shrewd elbow]

It's sleepy bro

[iron bone]

ahhhh

[honest forge]

BOO

[rigid solstice]

Alright

[rigid solstice]

I need a thumbnail bro

[brave matrix]

no more marcus

[iron bone]

i know

clank took away all our fun stuff

[noble latch]

hello chat

[dull mango]

Rah

[fair locust]

[glad dawn]

is anyone in the tiktok streamer imorticys community if so dm me please

[fierce nacelle]

hey it's me lucky

[brave matrix]

hey lucky, it’s me dino

[rare panther]

Hiii

[lapis mauve]

hi

[fierce nacelle]

hi dino, it's me lucky

[lapis mauve]

im lucky too

goodnight potential besties

[lime comet]

[fierce nacelle]

you're my best friend

[lapis mauve]

c:

[brave matrix]

night night zane :D

[brave matrix]

[wet cosmos]

how long is the black friday bundle on the store for

[terse hawk]

🦃

[terse hawk]

10 days

[sterile eagle]

Splodg237r

[runic flame]

Hi

[cyan locust]

need party bedwars

[junior sonnet]

Oo

[lyric garden]

Blep

[steady moth]

guys i cant see chat any help? 🙁

[brave matrix]

blep

[lyric garden]

Bleep

[lyric garden]

Like the discord chat or hive chat?

[steady moth]

hive

[lyric garden]

Oh you might have it muted

Or its a glitch

[sonic loom]

been almost a year

hows the hive doin

[steady moth]

how do i unmute

[toxic breach]

Can't wait for the giveaway to be won by an alt 😭

[lyric garden]

I think there's a settings icon next to the chat box

[granite cave]

Do poeple actually do that 😭

[lyric garden]

You sound see "unmute chat" in there

[granite cave]

Yo

[lyric garden]

Yolo :p

[granite cave]

🫂 Radical

[lyric garden]

Yesh 🫂

[feral zealot]

Uhm why are minecoins more expensive on mobile than on the pc version

[obtuse dust]

Ye i turned it back on it works now

[obtuse dust]

Omg it’s clank

[brave matrix]

nice

[obtuse dust]

[visual plover]

woof

[junior sonnet]

....

[patent ore]

Hi

[junior sonnet]

[brave matrix]

supsup

[candid hatch]

🎉

[patent ore]

hows it going

[brave matrix]

its going aight

wbu mega

[jaunty slate]

Happy Thanksgiving

[brave matrix]

happy thanksgiving to u too

[jaunty slate]

(:

[brave matrix]

thats so cute lol

[light lagoon]

Nah a staff member

[brave matrix]

both

[jaunty slate]

Lol xd

[young elm]

Guys

How can I join giveaways?

[cunning karma]

?

[cunning karma]

#🎁・giveaways

[young elm]

But

[cunning karma]

but what?

just scroll up and click the party thing "🎉"

[toxic breach]

Yeah

[granite cave]

Thats just..wrong

[patent ore]

its going great

[open escarp]

Any one wanna duo

[wet cosmos]

is there a time limit to how long someone can wait to open a gift? my friends can't play mc rn and I wanna gift them something

[lyric garden]

Not the AI pfp

[lyric garden]

I dont think so

[young elm]

..

[iron bone]

nah

✋

Quit that

Good.

[heavy spindle]

holy aura

[iron bone]

I just have that vibe

[fleet moat]

boy quiet

[iron bone]

I already had that aura

They quit

[fleet moat]

N

[iron bone]

They listened

[fleet moat]

Boy you want some hotdogs

[heavy spindle]

i'm talking abt the guy that pinged everyone 50 times

[iron bone]

Yes

He quit

[turbid fiber]

get a job

[iron bone]

Its aight sometimes all it takes is a quit that

[toxic breach]

Ddr5 ram makes me so mad

Screw ai companies and big businesses for buying ram

[iron bone]

I have ddr3 still

Imagine being upgraded

[toxic breach]

Im upgrading to ddr5 and im downgrading from 32gb to 16

[iron bone]

I just have no ram bc my processor is a 3rd gen

[rare delta]

feeling so good rn because i got 64gb before the shortage

[iron bone]

lol

[toxic breach]

RAH

[rare delta]

yeah skills do matter bro i get destroyed by kids on mom's laptop just like normal despite my setup isnt that bad

[mellow ore]

shut the hell up

[sage falcon]

anyone wnana 2v2 me and my friend on skywars NA and ur region

[main sluice]

mine doubled in price 2 weeks after buying 😅

[iron bone]

I miss being marcus

[jaunty slate]

Melo

[visual plover]

honk

[jaunty slate]

[main sluice]

i think the auto namer ran

[iron bone]

That or when I entered the giveaway

it may have updated the bot that i’m just not correct

[jaunty slate]

Today i am looking for rich dudes

[iron bone]

shoulda been here last night

[jaunty slate]

?

[potent widget]

Hi everyone

[coral hamlet]

who is this xzorroiz what happened to marcus

[iron bone]

literally

it’s a hate crime tbh

[coral hamlet]

have you tried turning your name off and back on again

[iron bone]

lol

[odd lagoon]

Always works

[rare delta]

yeah bro i wonder how long will this shortage last

[odd lagoon]

ayy I am no longer bald!1!!1

[lucid relic]

Hey can somebody help with a glitch in game? I’m trying to report a player who is not reportable as they are not an option to report

[dusk adder]

Reporting Players

The easiest way to report players is by using our in-game reporting feature. You can report a player in your current game, by typing /report in chat.

If you have left the game, you can type /recentreplays in chat, this will allow you to report a player from any of your ten last played games.

You can also report players here on Discord, over in the #🚔・report-rulebreakers channel.

[iron bone]

wow

[spring loom]

It’s going to be going on a bit Into 2026 still

Maybe by spring the earliest or June the latest it’ll stabilize again

[coral hamlet]

[main sluice]

do you want to buy 96 salmonbytes of ddr5

[iron bone]

[coral hamlet]

i am very happy i bought my ram right before the shortage

[odd lagoon]

i

[main sluice]

hap

[odd lagoon]

i think it's too late for me to think about buying ram lol

[autumn shadow]

5 years ago its graphics cards now they're coming for our ram

[odd lagoon]

dunno why it just sent i when i first typed it outn

[iron bone]

I need to invest money in hive gifts again soon

[narrow olive]

do birds need pants?

[odd lagoon]

discord being discord

[odd lagoon]

no

[iron bone]

I wish there was a black friday sale on gifts

[odd lagoon]

invest 😭

[coral hamlet]

Purchase 2023 hive black friday bundles

[narrow olive]

do hive gifts appreciate?

[empty geyser]

How was the move

[narrow olive]

pretty seamless

[odd lagoon]

yes, buy a total of 0.5 times

[narrow olive]

still waiting to get my car though

[empty geyser]

Ahh

[narrow olive]

that sounds like depreciation

[empty geyser]

Working?

[spring loom]

In this economy???

[spring loom]

Yeahhh 0.0000001% APY

[narrow olive]

ru asking if im working

[iron bone]

can I invest $2 into hive and become part of the contributing family

[main sluice]

it has fishrgb

[iron bone]

wot

[odd lagoon]

sounds like a good deal

[empty geyser]

No im asking how many miles away the sun is from saturn

[spring loom]

But I don’t want a distilled water build

[iron bone]

literally

[coral hamlet]

best investment

[spring loom]

Fish tank pc build

[main sluice]

look at it

[spring loom]

I have Corsair

[narrow olive]

🤯

[main sluice]

but not the CMH96GX5M2B5600C40

[narrow olive]

im biking to work

[spring loom]

I could do both

[empty geyser]

Isnt it a bit late for that

[main sluice]

that graph doe https://clank.pics/714d3ea9f5068c0bb7b53e75.png?k=34171c12acad3d8be1ce9f189da43800

[empty geyser]

Euro

[narrow olive]

we are not on the same page

[narrow olive]

look at this graph

[empty geyser]

Dont text and drive u will get pulled over

[main sluice]

banger

[spring loom]

Why can’t you guys have the AI data centers

[iron bone]

mane

maybe*

[main sluice]

we rent GPUs

[iron bone]

how much are those even

[main sluice]

close enough

[spring loom]

Huge

[empty geyser]

7 bagels a week

[narrow olive]

thats like

a bagel a day

[empty geyser]

good math iron, good job

[odd lagoon]

totally reasonable

totally

[barren tundra]

@odd lagoon

[iron bone]

oh wait lemme do some math

[odd lagoon]

@barren tundra

[barren tundra]

[iron bone]

Oh wow so all the santa hats last night were only about $100 of hats

that’s actually not terrible

[main sluice]

1=1$

[iron bone]

kinda

If you buy them in the $20 bundle

[odd lagoon]

cheaper

[iron bone]

$80 for 100 tokens

[main sluice]

what a bargain

[iron bone]

Yeah

[narrow olive]

🤑

[iron bone]

But it was $100 bc I used about 24 of my own tokens

which brought it from $80 to 100

I might buy and throw some down again idk

debating it

[empty geyser]

Was the valentine bear backbling this yr or last yr

[odd lagoon]

this i think

[iron bone]

we’re backblings even a thing last year

[empty geyser]

Ya

Idk

[iron bone]

at the start of last year I mean

[odd lagoon]

prob

idk

[iron bone]

I dont think so

[odd lagoon]

i can't keep track of time atp

😔

[iron bone]

I think the eye backbling that staff got were but thats all

[odd lagoon]

wait what that

[iron bone]

the like

ender eye with purple wings

[jaunty slate]

[iron bone]

you got it from either buying the enderlotol plushie or being a staff member

[odd lagoon]

ohh the enderotl

thingy

oh that

[jaunty slate]

[odd lagoon]

ya that was nov last year

don't hab that 1

[iron bone]

It had a eye of ender thing and purple wings

[glacial pumice]

Hello

[jaunty slate]

What u guys talking about

[iron bone]

Yeah that was the first ever backbling

[odd lagoon]

ye

[iron bone]

so the bear would have had to be this year

[jaunty slate]

[odd lagoon]

ye

no wait

[iron bone]

im so smart

[odd lagoon]

that was in 2023

the enderotl one

no wait

no

wait no maybe

[main sluice]

you ok there happer

[iron bone]

idk

[empty geyser]

Yapper

Typo

[iron bone]

My enderlotl plushie is somewhere

[jaunty slate]

Xdd

[odd lagoon]

ya it was in 2023

[iron bone]

It used to sit on the back of my monitor but it got moved when I moved

[jaunty slate]

[odd lagoon]

no

[iron bone]

I need a new status

I wanted to use a marcus skin in game but uh…

he just looks naked so I don’t wanna get banned

[odd lagoon]

😭 😭

[iron bone]

Maybe I can put a diaper on him

[jaunty slate]

Happy Thanksgiving once again

[iron bone]

he’s just pretty toned tbh

[odd lagoon]

i have an exam in a few mins i should really not be here

[iron bone]

okay bye

✋

[jaunty slate]

going to play now

[jaunty slate]

Se ya

[iron bone]

ok bye

[jaunty slate]

[iron bone]

Well there goes all my chatters.

[thin quartz]

Hey

[empty geyser]

Feb 23 2024

[main sluice]

@gilded veldt

[iron bone]

Clank I can’t even send you the gorgeous screenshots of my santa hat parade bc you have dms off and wouldn’t get it even if they were on. 😭

[thin quartz]

how much revenue does the hive make p.A

[empty geyser]

Found a ss when backblings (other than endolotl) were released

[iron bone]

I think she is sleeping

[empty geyser]

No way its been almost 2 yrs

[iron bone]

lol

[main sluice]

couple of mcnuggets

[iron bone]

makes sense it’s been almost a year since I am no longer helper

😔

I was a helper for 2 years so

Yeah that makes sense

[thin quartz]

in US dollar pls

[empty geyser]

Time flys when u play the hive

[iron bone]

I don’t even play much anymore

I just log in to gift people or buy a bundle or somethin then log off

[empty geyser]

Time flys when u dont play the hive

[iron bone]

or beg clank for a bundle 💀

I should say

[molten mica]

Valid answer

[molten mica]

Enough to support the server and a little to pay the staff and get revenue

[iron bone]

I have already gotten tons of use out of my owl, glitching through the walls

[iron bone]

Just kidding!!!

[main sluice]

funny to imagine someone doing that to a local business

🗣️ hello how much money yall make in here

[iron bone]

Hey how much money you make I want some 💵

Share with the rest of us clank

I have $2 to invest in hive stock market

They are in all pennies tho

hope that’s aight

[empty geyser]

Pennies don’t exist anymore silly

[iron bone]

Well that’s to bad isn’t it

[molten mica]

Well I've already invested $200 into hive and it was used all on cosmetics 😭

[empty geyser]

They are extinct

[thin quartz]

I may be a future the hive inc shareholder 🤫

[iron bone]

I have a good portion of the bundles / tickets financially

[humble current]

[iron bone]

Not just from being given them

though that was part of it for sure

i don’t have the anomaly ticket tho

couldn’t afford it because i’ve been buying a bunch of baby stuff

[empty geyser]

Got all the backblings again yay

[spring loom]

How do you invest in a cosmetic this isn’t csgo 😭

[molten mica]

I dunno I just got here :P

[thin quartz]

although account selling is banned

[humble current]

ur investing in hive cosmetics??

[iron bone]

anomaly ticket still exists but if I’m gonna buy another thing it’ll be the upcoming pass

I want my presents

[molten mica]

Oh, hi Aayaan :D

[visual plover]

@iron bone woof

[humble current]

ello cyan

[empty geyser]

Hi aayaan

[humble current]

Helloo chase

[iron bone]

Idk I have been obsesulated with my daily presents since 2023

[drowsy hill]

chocolate milk and cookies are the best combo known to man

[thin quartz]

🎯

[empty geyser]

What u been u p to sir

[humble current]

streaming.

[molten mica]

Can't argue with that

[molten mica]

Valid

[thin quartz]

emoji chat in 3…2…1… GO!!!

[iron bone]

I am sad that I can’t stream at all for winterfest this year tho :(

[empty geyser]

Shall I follow?

Twitch or yt

[humble current]

thats up to youuu

[iron bone]

it was my tradition

[humble current]

[fierce hatch]

dig buddy

[empty geyser]

“Kick”

[iron bone]

What

[fierce hatch]

you heard me

[iron bone]

Yes but I don’t know how to decipher bad english

[empty geyser]

“Heard”

[iron bone]

My internet wont let me stream. Even if I wanted to

[empty geyser]

Got u checkmark

[fierce hatch]

you have 600 days of playtime

[iron bone]

I’m rocking 8mbps upload and 5mpbs download

[humble current]

Thamk youu

[humble current]

peak

[iron bone]

and I haven’t played in months. I’ve been playing the same account since I was like 13 what do you expect

[iron bone]

I lied 6mbps download 8 upload

flipped em

[main sluice]

[iron bone]

It’s still garbooooo

😔

[humble current]

i know clank rocks at LEAST 1k mbps upload

[iron bone]

I’m working on this actually

I have 1T fiber being put in near by

and i’ll be getting it as soon as it’s in

[humble current]

oh wow

[fierce hatch]

you have 600 days of playtime on minecraft

[main sluice]

4000/4000

[iron bone]

cry about it

Jealousy isn’t a good look

😁

Sorry that’s mean

Not very thanksgiving cheer of me

[fierce hatch]

no one is jealous about you 🥀

[humble current]

Please share some

[iron bone]

Y you beefing with marcus

Who even r u

[fierce hatch]

who is marcus

[humble current]

Uncultured

[molten mica]

Question, were you always the owner of hive even after it moved to Bedrock? Or did you join the team later?

[iron bone]

me

[spring loom]

Did you miss the founder part in his bio

[iron bone]

I’m marcus

I’m marcus

[humble current]

😭

[iron bone]

well whoever deleted that made it look like i’m just really proud to be marcus

[brave matrix]

hii marcus

[empty geyser]

Mb phone died was typing yessir excited to watch u

[humble current]

Yayy

[misty rain]

Sup chat

[main sluice]

been the same people since day 1

except vareide

he died

[spring loom]

Oh

[humble current]

Stream days are a bit longer than I expected it to go for tho..

Oh

[iron bone]

Hasn’t a lot of the hive team been the same since java days?

Like I feel like the team does not really change much at all

In terms of support and moderation at least

[main sluice]

there's a bunch still around

but it didn't really become a 'company company' until bedrock

[iron bone]

Yeah that’s fair

It used to just be volunteer moderation I think

[main sluice]

indeeeed

[iron bone]

I remember when the switch happened

What year was that again?

When they switched from volunteer

I was either mineplex mod at the time or was headed in that direction

2020 is when I became mineplex mod but had been working towards the age requirement since 2017-2018

[fierce hatch]

gaj

[marble basin]

what happened to mineplex?

[iron bone]

Shutdown

[marble basin]

oh

[iron bone]

Has new owners but they have been saying they are gonna bring it back since 2022 and nothing has “really” happened since so

[marble basin]

aw man thats sad

[iron bone]

I think they mostly just wanted the trademark and as sad as it sounds…. a quick cash grab

[humble current]

Its gonna pull a hytale and revive itself just you wait and see!

[iron bone]

they hyped up a relaunch with some paid ranks that you’d get when server was outta beta

I think it was like $40 or something ridiculous

They have done a couple closed betas to those early supporters but nothing else so

Idrk if they will actually bring it back or just quick cash grabbed what they could via early supporters

With the hype of “yeah we’re bringing it back to its former glory” with the mineplex trademark

[marble basin]

it does seem like a cash grab, we can only hope that it's for what was promised

[cunning karma]

huh

[iron bone]

yeah…

idk

the owner who took over was super invested at the start too

he did live stream QNAs to discuss and a bunch of stuff like that

[sacred adder]

Marcus

[iron bone]

he streamed progress updates

but I guess he just gave up or somethin

idk

[narrow ledge]

Halo bang

[empty geyser]

Ion come back

[narrow ledge]

Minta rank bang

Pliss

[sacred adder]

Your English confuses me

[autumn shadow]

tiredio sounds like a cheap knockoff of timedeo

[narrow ledge]

Aku pengen rank(｡♥︎‿♥︎｡)✧

[sacred adder]

Don't know either

[iron bone]

The Hive discord is an english only discord server

[sacred adder]

Éí yá'át'ééh,

[iron bone]

hey guys-

uh… is the #📋・rules broken

[sacred adder]

He's back

[iron bone]

for anyone else

oh it’s fixed now that was weird

it was only showing “be kind” and nothing else LOL

[sacred adder]

Huh

[sacred adder]

Lmaooo

[iron bone]

that was weird okay

discord moment

[sacred adder]

Do y'all read Lmao
As: lmm Ow
Or as: El Em Ay Ohh

In your head?

[iron bone]

i don’t

I don’t read abreviations

I don’t have a tiny voice in my head

😁

[sacred adder]

"Mod" is in your profile description

An abbreviation

[vague halo]

@silent tapir

[sacred adder]

Update it.

@silent tapir

[narrow ledge]

IBro, I want to rank the hive, (*・ω・)ﾉ”Plzzzzz

[sacred adder]

Why are we @-ing Yedi

[sacred adder]

Take mine
I want grey

[iron bone]

doesn’t mean i read it

[empty geyser]

I dont have an internal dialogue, kinda recently learned that

[iron bone]

i can type without reading

[sacred adder]

Chaos is my mind

[iron bone]

yeah

[narrow ledge]

Bang

Minta rank plisss

[empty geyser]

Yeah?

[narrow ledge]

(｡•ᴗ•)ﾉﾞʸᵒ

[iron bone]

No

[empty geyser]

Tired

[humble current]

Wot

[empty geyser]

Idk quack?

[jaunty slate]

Did u ever press f3?

[iron bone]

I assume this means “ultimate rank please”

[humble current]

Quack

[humble current]

Jaa

[empty geyser]

Too controversial, sry

[iron bone]

you should try F4