🐝・hive-chat

[burnt knot]

Check my dm

[serene valley]

It's a JOKE

[foggy shore]

And you eat your cereal with a fork?

[serene valley]

by Mitch Hedberg

NOT ME

[foggy shore]

Ohhhhj

[ruby cipher]

67 heh

[foggy shore]

You're still weid

[ruby cipher]

[foggy shore]

Weird*

[foggy shore]

W guy

[serene valley]

You are weird for not reading the whole thing as it's a joke

[foggy shore]

Broski joke

It's a joke

Lmao

[sturdy needle]

No

[serene valley]

I have played these games before

[burnt knot]

Lol

Not u

[sturdy needle]

I said no bro

:(

[burnt knot]

Just trying to get the 20th level in GI im lvl 10

[foggy shore]

Sorry if you took that wrong btw 🙂 but it was genuinely a joke

[sturdy needle]

He's level 1

In gi

[burnt knot]

Bruh

[sturdy needle]

Check his stats

😭🙏🏻

[serene valley]

nono I'm infuriated rn and I'm currently researching your irl location

[burnt knot]

You are level 1

[sturdy needle]

U can ask @gilded veldt tho she's level 6-7

[granite cave]

🫂 SQUEEZE

[burnt knot]

Im level 10

[sturdy needle]

I'm too

[sturdy needle]

Sigma

[foggy shore]

Let me cut you the work, i live in your basement

[granite cave]

ty

[sturdy needle]

Whysofrky today

[foggy shore]

W sigma

[serene valley]

Whywywyw

[late hawk]

@granite cave 🫂

[sturdy needle]

We do not have a basement

[burnt knot]

Mob game too I didn't complete the whole hunt sadly

[granite garden]

#Alwaysfrky

[foggy shore]

You do now

[granite cave]

🫂

[sturdy needle]

Florida respect button>>

[granite garden]

Yup

[serene valley]

bro we know his song choices what dya expect 😭

[sturdy needle]

Ahhaha

[granite garden]

THWYRE GOOD?

[serene valley]

still traumatized

[sturdy needle]

Good but

Frky

😭

[foggy shore]

😈 👂 👉 😳 🔥

[sturdy needle]

Sobbing emojis

[serene valley]

can't be described in words

[granite garden]

Listen to any somg by brent

[sturdy needle]

U like em

[granite garden]

OU

[sturdy needle]

Somg

[granite cave]

No

[granite garden]

Yall listen to clouded by brent faiyaz

[serene valley]

uh

okie

[sturdy needle]

Start a ketchup

[weary yacht]

yes

[light lagoon]

[sturdy needle]

@serene valley

[serene valley]

star come on a jam and play this

[sturdy needle]

Ketchup

[foggy shore]

A Ketchup is starting

[sturdy needle]

yes

[serene valley]

You need spotify premium for our ketchup

[foggy shore]

I'm broke broski

[serene valley]

no ketchup then

[foggy shore]

I'm so broke I make my own music

[serene valley]

even worse

[weary yacht]

why do u have that on ur bio

[foggy shore]

Me?

[weary yacht]

yes you

[foggy shore]

Me?

[weary yacht]

me?

[foggy shore]

@serene valley ?

[visual plover]

felt good after making a skin

[weary yacht]

@serene valley ?

[weary yacht]

what skin?

[foggy shore]

@weary yacht ??

[visual plover]

#🎨・skins-textures

[weary yacht]

yes my dear client i am ur lawyer

[serene valley]

What

[weary yacht]

oh wow its trash to be frank

2/10

[foggy shore]

Hahaha dude so funny hahhahah

🤣 😆 😆 😆

[autumn shadow]

@weary yacht make up your mind bro

[weary yacht]

the duality of a man

[autumn shadow]

BOI THIS SO TVFF 😂✌️

[foggy shore]

I'm exploding of euphoria

[verbal dew]

Ello

[foggy shore]

By

[stark bridge]

Hello

[weary yacht]

hello

[stark bridge]

Hii

[verbal dew]

By what?

[weary yacht]

whats the best thing about you?

[weary yacht]

whats none?

[stark bridge]

It's my bio 😭

[weary yacht]

whats the best thing about you??

[verbal dew]

🤡

[weary yacht]

tell me like a good boy u are

[visual plover]

ironic that you said that
(Libra is literally psychotic)

[stark bridge]

I trust everyone so easily 😔

[foggy shore]

Bye(since you said "hello" without the "h" i thought it would be funny if i removed the "e" from the "bye". I hope not to create any fuss and misunderstandings between us. Accept my apologies.)

[verbal dew]

Good job

[weary yacht]

who is libra and why is he psychotic

[stark bridge]

😔 its not tuff tbh

[verbal dew]

💀

[weary yacht]

ur a gullible person

i can manipulate u easily

[stark bridge]

[stark bridge]

Tey

[foggy shore]

Omg bro no way. We didn't know at all. Bro you must be so smart broooo

[stark bridge]

Try

[foggy shore]

🌮 👉 🔥

[weary yacht]

why r u dancing?

[foggy shore]

Do it

[stark bridge]

I'm in the clouds

[verbal dew]

I meant* you will get good job in future :_)

[stark bridge]

It's pretty cool there

[weary yacht]

ofc i am. i am smart. i am a lawyer. a lawyer cannot be dumb.

[weary yacht]

what are u doing in the clouds?

[stark bridge]

Dancing ?

[weary yacht]

did i tell u to dance?

no, right?

[stark bridge]

Ur no one to tell me what should I do?

[weary yacht]

i am sorry my client

[stark bridge]

My Grammer is not good

[weary yacht]

please accept my apology

[stark bridge]

Ignore it

[stark bridge]

Wym

[foggy shore]

If you're really a lawyer? What is the Juris Number?

[stark bridge]

Uhm.

[weary yacht]

a magician never reveals his tricks!

[stark bridge]

I'm not a boy

[foggy shore]

I would not have let that slide if i were you

[weary yacht]

oops

[verbal dew]

None is none thank you

[weary yacht]

i apologize xylnm

[foggy shore]

Can we get this guy banned?

[weary yacht]

i am a bad man

[stark bridge]

Np np

[minor fog]

Umm, mods help

[stark bridge]

XD

[minor fog]

thanks mods W

[weary yacht]

my apology has been accepted

[foggy shore]

W mods

[stark bridge]

Lol

[weary yacht]

yeay

[stark bridge]

Brb

[foggy shore]

Cool

[weary yacht]

what have i done wrong?

[stark bridge]

Have a bad Day @weary yacht @foggy shore

[weary yacht]

why do u want me to get banned?

[foggy shore]

DMs

[foggy shore]

Tyty you too

[stark bridge]

It's night here

Haha

[weary yacht]

thanks! im having a wonderful day

i hope ur having a badnight tho

[foggy shore]

Have a bad night and i hope you have nightmares

[stark bridge]

[weary yacht]

why do u wnna dm me? do u like me

im blushing now

[stark bridge]

Sure sure

[real oak]

yea ofc

[weary yacht]

why are u dming me lyrics?

[real oak]

NO

[weary yacht]

why are u threathening me?

[frank orbit]

was there smth in #📰・hive-updates ?

[stark loom]

What are you yapping about

[weary yacht]

i am just a monkey lawyer that seeks clients

[weary yacht]

@foggy shore is threathening me

[stark loom]

I don't know probably

[frank orbit]

ok

[vernal shore]

Maintenance yesterday

[frank orbit]

ohhhhhhh

very skibidi

[light lagoon]

[weary yacht]

why is ur name that? are u a catholic?

[light lagoon]

NO

[half goblet]

When swarms will come out guys

[frank orbit]

YES

[weary yacht]

tomorrow

[light lagoon]

[stark loom]

Possibly and maybe

[weary yacht]

what makes u to choose that name

[frank orbit]

[light lagoon]

[frank orbit]

[stark loom]

Why is your name Genu1nely? are you a genuinely?

[weary yacht]

i am a genuine lawyer

[light lagoon]

This is fine

[stark loom]

Because why not

[frank orbit]

[weary yacht]

why do u say that

[light lagoon]

Just ignore him

[stark loom]

Why do you ask so much questions

[light lagoon]

He's attention seeking

And trying to rage bait and be annoying

[weary yacht]

im sorry

[stark loom]

Gotcha

[weary yacht]

i wont ask again

[light lagoon]

He will try something again

Ok imma block him now

[weary yacht]

why do u crave the attention from me?

i never talked about u

why do u bring other ppl to hate me?

am i such a bad lawyer?

am i not good enough?

[stark loom]

you're probably just a attention seeking kid that's possibly sensitive in certain ways

[weary yacht]

i crave the attention

[stark loom]

well you're not getting it

[weary yacht]

that she was supposed to give me

[stark loom]

ill be going now

[barren fulcrum]

😭😭

[weary yacht]

everynight i hug my pillow thinking it was someone that loves me back

[barren fulcrum]

Then dont

[lucid basin]

🫃🏾🫃🏾🫃🏾

[timber niche]

[weary yacht]

i seek attention from humans

[versed rose]

hi im new in hive's discord

[light lagoon]

Hello

[visual plover]

@crude iron

[stark loom]

hello

[visual plover]

bruh

[lucid basin]

are you a clanker

[crude iron]

MB lol relogging

[barren fulcrum]

Son im sorry but this mad corny 😭

[weary yacht]

no i am a monkey lawyer

[lucid basin]

what bro

[weary yacht]

but people hate me for being me

am i not good enough

[lucid basin]

yeah I'd hate too

[weary yacht]

am i a bad lawyer

[light lagoon]

?

[barren fulcrum]

🥺

[light lagoon]

Idk what he's saying I blocked him

[lucid basin]

has he been like this the entire time

[honest forge]

Dude you got me a life sentence

[light lagoon]

YES

[weary yacht]

or kick the bucket

[weary yacht]

im sorry bubblez

[lucid basin]

💔

[stark loom]

mentally unstable

[barren fulcrum]

son 😹

[barren fulcrum]

Unstable smp

[weary yacht]

think before u say anything!

[lucid basin]

im crine bro

[weary yacht]

cyberbullying is not good!

i love humans!

[barren fulcrum]

Son 😭😭😭

[vapid star]

Financially unstable smp

[honest forge]

It’s okay, at least they have food and shelter here

[weary yacht]

im glad to hear that bubblez

im sorry

[barren fulcrum]

good boy say sorry

😹

[honest forge]

I’m honestly more impressed than anything

Like how did you get a life sentence from a mild piracy charge when you were my defendant?!?

All I did was download a cat video

[visual plover]

h

[tawny gyro]

Wsp all

[barren fulcrum]

Hallo

[light lagoon]

Cath got banned????

[summer rover]

who is cath

[barren tundra]

me

[summer rover]

hi cath

[tawny gyro]

hellooo!

[barren fulcrum]

U dont look banned

[light lagoon]

Cqtholic

They got banned for supposedly being an alt account

[barren fulcrum]

Yeah sorry i banned her

[summer rover]

makes sense

[light lagoon]

???

[barren tundra]

iam banned

[summer rover]

finally

[tight zenith]

meow

[visual plover]

mrow

@crude iron where

[tight zenith]

meow meow

[barren tundra]

yes

[barren fulcrum]

Why not bark

[tight zenith]

wan hear story

[summer rover]

[barren fulcrum]

Ok

[barren tundra]

i will ban u too

[sleek pivot]

woah story time

[summer rover]

for what

[sleek pivot]

banitude

[sleek pivot]

hehe this is kinda cute

[tight zenith]

lasy year the day b4 halloween a dog jumped on me and i fell n it made my nose bleed

[sleek pivot]

sadness and woe ensued

[barren fulcrum]

Thats sad

[summer rover]

ik i am 😌

[sleek pivot]

😭

[tight zenith]

its oki but im scared of dogs so meow:>

[barren fulcrum]

not my dog

[summer rover]

this is why i dont like dogs

[tight zenith]

he was huge tbf i couldn't walk him alone

[tight zenith]

cats sleep n eat and purr all day

[barren fulcrum]

wouldnt it technically be the owners fault tho

For raising him that way

[tight zenith]

so basically

uhhh

[sleek pivot]

what a coincidence tho that same halloween i tripped over a wire fence while running and hit the pavement face first

twins

[tight zenith]

he liked me he does it witj everyone

[sleek pivot]

yeah

[tight zenith]

i just fell n got scared

[sleek pivot]

still tho they should teach the dog to not jump

that is definitely the owner's fault

[tight zenith]

halloween is just dangerous

[barren fulcrum]

whyd the dog jump ur js a bebeh 🥺

[tight zenith]

idk maybe the dog was trained just excited n big😭

[barren tundra]

for being so cute

[sleek pivot]

especially that specific one

[tight zenith]

ikr 💔

[sleek pivot]

😔

[summer rover]

what

[barren tundra]

🥺

[tight zenith]

be careful this year

[summer rover]

[barren fulcrum]

She wants u bro

[sleek pivot]

i will
especially given that my costume doesnt let me use my hands 😭

[sleek pivot]

flirtinf

[tight zenith]

:000 what r uu gonna b??

[sleek pivot]

an incredibly goofy looking crab of course

[summer rover]

no

[tight zenith]

OMG peak 😭 😭

[sleek pivot]

i was gonna be a prawn but the store i was buying it from online didnt work

[barren tundra]

yes

[sleek pivot]

so i had to find smth quick on amazon

hold on lemme dm you the costume picture it's so funny 😭

[tight zenith]

thats so real n i love that for uu

[tight zenith]

UAYAY oki

[barren fulcrum]

Hi

[sleek pivot]

i sent it

[cunning karma]

Bro what is up with hive banning people lol I swear hives system is goofy as hell

[vapid star]

Meow

[sleek pivot]

it is

[summer rover]

yes what

[cunning karma]

That's the most stupidest reason I've ever heard of someone getting banned

[granite cave]

🍎

[tight zenith]

i love it sm

[granite cave]

🫂

[tight zenith]

🫂 hi apple!!! ily apple!!!🫶🏼

[granite cave]

🫂 hey buddy hru

[barren tundra]

yes.

[vapid star]

Maybe they were ban evading bro

[tight zenith]

hi apple im awesome saucey howre uu applesaucey

[cunning karma]

So my sister avoids bans yeah sure

[granite cave]

Ima great chillin just woke up actually 😌 🫂

[granite cave]

🍎

[vapid star]

Key word: maybe

[granite cave]

Cut off one apple

[vapid star]

Idk anything about them

[granite cave]

2 more shall take its place

[barren fulcrum]

Why are u a white apple

[brave matrix]

im ded

[sleek pivot]

wait what

who

[cunning karma]

She literally started hive yesterday

[granite cave]

🫂 to free you from ur stresses

[tight zenith]

omg same i just wokeup and showered n now im gonna eat breakfast

[barren fulcrum]

share it with the server

[granite cave]

What type of breakfast

[cunning karma]

My sister got banned for being a "Alternate account"

Like what bro?

[sleek pivot]

pfft

i have so many alts i admit openly are alts and they were fine

[cunning karma]

Hive is idiotic bro

[summer rover]

😨

[cunning karma]

I have alts too they are perfectly fine like what

[fickle pelican]

is this not allowed? 💀

[tight zenith]

i have bagels so probably bagel n egg sandwich w jalepenos:>> my fav:>>

[sleek pivot]

there are so many accounts with alt in the username 😭

[cunning karma]

Staff are just goofy

[sleek pivot]

frr

oh no its the staff

[fickle pelican]

oh no

[calm pine]

In game you're welcome to use an alternate account, provided you aren't breaking any rules. Within the Discord server, no.

[sleek pivot]

i think

[cunning karma]

Emily be quiet I don't wanna hear you you made me mad the last time

[sleek pivot]

yep

its the staff

[sleek pivot]

:(

[cunning karma]

It's literally alt accounts and I literally leave this server and link my alts and now it's supposedly not allowed

[tight zenith]

uhuhuh everyone gets one half a bagel, a cup of cream cheese or some jalepenos idk if igot enough d'or everyone

[fickle pelican]

yeah explain that emily

[barren fulcrum]

Therws 160k ppl its not enough

[granite cave]

@sleek pivot

[sleek pivot]

hi

[granite cave]

ralsei is hot

[fickle pelican]

🫂

[tight zenith]

i have 4 bagels 1/2 a cream cheese n brand fresh jalepenos i think i could feed 6-7 people

[fickle pelican]

oh

[barren fulcrum]

67???

[tight zenith]

no 6 or 7

[sturdy needle]

67?

[granite cave]

Btw who is ralsei?

[barren fulcrum]

BAHA

[sleek pivot]

ralsei

[tight zenith]

67!!🤣🤣🤣

[fickle pelican]

toothpaste boy

[sleek pivot]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[barren fulcrum]

67

[sturdy needle]

Wow that was extremely funny 🤣✌🏻

[granite cave]

Omg the damn 67

[sturdy needle]

61 next?

[summer rover]

😂

[fickle pelican]

all i can hear is that grown man harassing the newscaster

[tight zenith]

676767!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[tight zenith]

im so funny tysm 🥹

[strange pike]

I’m allowed to link my mc alt to this discord account right? (If I wanted to)

[sturdy needle]

67 tho 🤣✌🏻

[fickle pelican]

yes

[barren fulcrum]

Who lied to bro?

[tight zenith]

6767!!🤣🤣🤣

[sturdy needle]

I'm dying

[tight zenith]

r uu sayinf im not the funniest person ever!!??😡😡😡

[tight zenith]

dont do that its bad for your health!!:0

[barren fulcrum]

yaa

[summer rover]

yeah, you just can't have more than one discord account in here

[tight zenith]

now what the flip flopity flop

[granite cave]

No more!

[barren fulcrum]

Frigs u

[granite cave]

NOO MORE!!

[tight zenith]

bububut...

67!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[sturdy needle]

677 I WAS KIDDING 🤣🤣✌🏻

[tight zenith]

HAHAH GOOD 67!!67!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[barren fulcrum]

I no likes u

[tight zenith]

but i wuv uu

[barren fulcrum]

No 😡

[vapid star]

Maybe give her one of those for the time being and contact “support”

[tight zenith]

yes!! uu r important n uu deserve 2 be loved!!

[barren fulcrum]

Feeling is not mutual buddy o’l pal

[tight zenith]

thats oki but i still wuv uu n i hope uu get everything uu want in life

[barren fulcrum]

i want u to quit

do u hope i getting tuat?

[keen turtle]

wuv???

[indigo beacon]

@Thechnottable is hacking but not on discord. what do i do

[tight zenith]

if it makes you feel better, i wuv hive but ive left games b4

[tight zenith]

= luv:>>

[keen turtle]

Ayo

[sterile bone]

[summer rover]

report

[brave matrix]

[barren fulcrum]

How does hive not get boring for yall

[summer rover]

playing with friends

[brave matrix]

thanks for the games btw

[summer rover]

ofcc it was fun getting carried by u guys :D

[barren fulcrum]

I have none

[brave matrix]

nonono all u

[brave matrix]

[sudden gull]

Hi guys

[tight zenith]

theres 13 different games!!:0

[eternal arch]

hey zorbified

[barren fulcrum]

most boring

[tight zenith]

play fortnite then iduno

[barren fulcrum]

i hare fort

[sudden gull]

Hey moo

[sterile bone]

[eternal arch]

how are you

[sudden gull]

I'm okay

[barren fulcrum]

ur videos are bad 😹 hate from germany

[native crypt]

Yo

[sudden gull]

wby

[eternal arch]

im good

[fallow hamlet]

feeling like winter down here vro 🥀

[eternal arch]

wby

[sudden gull]

Alr g

wanna vc in a bit

[eternal arch]

sure

[fallow hamlet]

who turned the thermostat down

[sudden gull]

alr ill dm u

[eternal arch]

ok

[sudden gull]

ok

[eternal arch]

ok

[tight zenith]

do uu just come into chat to h8

[barren fulcrum]

Hate from germany twin

[barren fulcrum]

Yes why

[native crypt]

Is there vc in this server?

[eternal arch]

nope

[fallow hamlet]

was*

[tight zenith]

do uu have anything more important to do or is this just the most important thing to uu rn

[sudden gull]

vcs were genuinely cooked

[barren fulcrum]

I have nothinggg

[sudden gull]

lowkey glad they're gone

[summer rover]

find

[barren fulcrum]

im js bored

[tight zenith]

go make something!!

[summer rover]

i was not doing anythin with my 300 ping 🙏

[barren fulcrum]

Whwre do i look bro the hive hub sewers?

[native crypt]

[barren fulcrum]

no im too bored

[summer rover]

sure you can try there or #🥳・looking-for-party

[sturdy needle]

Bro @serene valley stop ignoring me

[native crypt]

[tight zenith]

that would help...

[brave matrix]

loll if we went eu you’d be carrying 😊

[serene valley]

I'm not bro wdym

[barren fulcrum]

im too bored to do anything

[sturdy needle]

Bro I'm gonna

[barren fulcrum]

What about oceania region

[sturdy needle]

Say a bad word

[summer rover]

nope im bad at bedwars

[honest forge]

Case why are you ignoring that guy

[tight zenith]

take a nap zzz

[barren fulcrum]

no

[serene valley]

I didn't see his dms bro

[barren fulcrum]

i dont sleep

[native crypt]

Wow

[tight zenith]

commit to crypto trading

[barren fulcrum]

I dont eat

I grind ctf all day

[native crypt]

Trust

[barren fulcrum]

And then repeat

[kind viper]

then gamble your earnings

[native crypt]

💀

[tight zenith]

yes all on red!!

[native crypt]

Ctf is trash bro

[obtuse pine]

I can't even join a server with the new Minecraft update help

[barren fulcrum]

We know

[brave matrix]

nahh ur gud

[native crypt]

What's better bw or tw, ngl I find bw is better but yeah

[honest forge]

Ngl I thought that word was blocked 😭😭

[honest forge]

Bedwars is better, people just like to complain about change

[tight zenith]

guess not

[barren fulcrum]

i like treasures more than beds

[honest forge]

You gonna eat that?

[brave matrix]

tw

[strange pike]

That’s what I thought

[tight zenith]

oh naur kity all urs

[native crypt]

Your so right every says tw is better but bw is so much better it's facts

[kind viper]

Is it against the rules orrr

[brave matrix]

no tw is better for sure

[honest forge]

That’s fair, but bw is just generally more polished

[twin hound]

i only prefer bedwars bc rushing ppl is harder now in solos

[native crypt]

Nope

[twin hound]

since treasures were insta break

[honest forge]

From a balance/design standpoint bedwars surpasses tw

[brave matrix]

r u sure about that

[kind viper]

Purple is better

[honest forge]

And there’s more distance between islands in some cases

[honest forge]

I haven’t been rocketed into the air by snowballs, so I’d say it with a level of certainty

[tight zenith]

purple!!!? i thought it was red blck n green

[honest forge]

Purple is the secret option that always wins

[barren fulcrum]

all on black

[native crypt]

Yes your right about that because in tw if you break their defence their treasure is basically dead but in bw they can knock you off before

[brave matrix]

well i cant buy anything with emeralds in bedwars

[cunning karma]

I will definitely don't worry

[kind viper]

If you land in between the molecules of those i’m sure you’ll get a purple

[tight zenith]

omg thats why i never win

[honest forge]

There are plenty of things to buy with emeralds 😭🙏

[brave matrix]

like what

[native crypt]

Ikr

[honest forge]

Try purple next time

[tight zenith]

i guess ill have to figure ot out

[ember trellis]

Hive down?

[tight zenith]

im on it

[kind viper]

Be smort you got this

[native crypt]

Ofc diamond armour and sword, obsidian, pearls, knock back dory's, and trackers

[bold zodiac]

Everything is down atm

[native crypt]

And wings

[brave matrix]

so like we realistically only need 4 ems per game

[tight zenith]

yes tysm ima come back with $7.5 quadrillion

[honest forge]

Diamond armor, ended pearls, loser kb fish, obsidian(?), and team upgrades

I think this is a reasonable amount of things to buy with emeralds, since it means that maintaining mid control isn’t an insta-win

[native crypt]

How what?

[brave matrix]

wait 8 ems including gen upgrade

[summer rover]

i'm not sure, let's look through #📋・rules together

[brave matrix]

diamond armour and u win

[cunning karma]

Discord added name styles?

[native crypt]

Bro that's not true

[summer rover]

bedwars is actually one of my worst

[bold zodiac]

Is everything down for anyone else?

[native crypt]

[barren fulcrum]

im getting 7.4 quadrillion right?

[brave matrix]

yeah sometimes u dont need diamond armour :p

[brave matrix]

but now theres like no point maintaining mid

[native crypt]

I mean they can knock you off so you need pearls and they can have diamond armour also so yeah

[honest forge]

Which means you have more time to attack teams

[brave matrix]

u could always do that in tw

[umbral magnet]

is anyone struggling with joining minecraft servers?

[honest forge]

But you can do it easier in bw

[native crypt]

Bro bw is just better ok

[kind viper]

no

[bold zodiac]

Yeah bro I think everybody is down

[umbral magnet]

damn

[brave matrix]

wood is cheaper in bw for some reason

[kind viper]

can i borrow 20$

[native crypt]

Ok who cares I never use wood

[tight zenith]

oh definitely

[brave matrix]

everyone can get diamond armour in under 5 minutes

[native crypt]

You need to max upgrade your gen (for diamonds or go to the diamond gen which will take longer) and get 4 emeralds

[serene valley]

loser kb fish is my spirit animal

[honest forge]

Real

[brave matrix]

yeah but like diamond armour is supposed to be the strongest gear so idk why people should get it so easily

[native crypt]

That's not true bro 😵‍💫

[brave matrix]

wat

anyways its fine everyone has their own opinions

imma sleep

[native crypt]

K cya

[sturdy needle]

I prefer cube

[native crypt]

I also gtg cya

[rough aspen]

does any1 know when the servers are up again

[sturdy needle]

When were they down

?

[queen laurel]

Just a few minutes ago I'm pretty sure

[sturdy needle]

Ou okayy

[strange pike]

hi

me bored

[summer rover]

#📰・hive-updates sg update

[strange pike]

You wish

[summer rover]

😔

[bronze otter]

What happened?

[formal maple]

yay

[strange pike]

I was playing among us and the game decided to kick me out for no reason and now won’t let me play for like 2 hours

Idk what to do rn

[bronze otter]

Oh i understand now

[summer rover]

time to watch sg montages

[strange pike]

No thanks

[odd lagoon]

don't lie it's totally the mm update

[strange pike]

still no mm update

[barren fulcrum]

no way #📰・hive-updates SKYBLOCK

[strange pike]

oh boy

[quasi citrus]

lol

[bronze otter]

[light lagoon]

[sharp summit]

Well guys microsoft issue

[keen turtle]

Omg noo wayyy

[summer rover]

omg you were right #📣・announcements

[sturdy needle]

67 🤣✌🏻

[summer rover]

😂

[sharp summit]

Its microsoft issue guys

[sturdy needle]

61 respect 👅✌🏻

[sharp summit]

Minecraft not working😞

[light lagoon]

are servers down

[sturdy needle]

We totally didn't read the #📣・announcements

[summer rover]

yes

[sharp summit]

Ye bec of microsoft

[summer rover]

i didnt

what does it say there

[sturdy needle]

U cannot

[scarlet linden]

Rip mc

[summer rover]

oh

[light lagoon]

okay, ty!

[sturdy needle]

Ur our special poloska

[sharp summit]

All servers are down u cant even change skins

[sturdy needle]

Polska

[outer lark]

Heyo

[summer rover]

poloska

[sturdy needle]

Minecraft is down

Let's just say

[sharp summit]

Its bec of microsoft

[sturdy needle]

But we up 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[odd lagoon]

totally!!

[serene valley]

who played this song

[sturdy needle]

Me

[sharp summit]

I can still join minecraft world

[odd lagoon]

which song

[serene valley]

drake uh

[sturdy needle]

Just listen to it

[serene valley]

in a Spotify jam

[odd lagoon]

oh i see

[frank orbit]

Dayum

[sturdy needle]

@ryan recommended

Wait where is he

[summer rover]

new max level 125 🔥

[serene valley]

@granite garden

[sturdy needle]

Hell ye

[junior matrix]

hive said that we cannot process joins regarding the technical issues in minecraft

[jolly basin]

When will Microsoft get their stuff together man

[frank orbit]

Will I lose my loginstreak?

[junior matrix]

hopefully they will give us a streak saver if this last for days

[summer rover]

prob not

they'll fix it soon probably

[junior matrix]

only if the outage is long enough and you dont have a streak savee

[wheat parcel]

hi

[frank orbit]

Oki

[strange pike]

Id imagine you could probably contact the support team and get it back if you lost it cuz of this

Assuming they can edit streaks

[wheat parcel]

hi chat

[small eagle]

I thought It was the mm update bro

[junior matrix]

if you have a loginstreak you shall be fine

[small eagle]

Yes they can

[visual plover]

even java servers are inaccessible

[small eagle]

If you get falsely banned and you Lose your streak they can set it back

[worldly carbon]

hive is down cus if the Skyblock update

[strange pike]

I wish

[wheat parcel]

helloOOO??

[small eagle]

😭

[jolly basin]

Does anyone know if you can change your Microsoft username?

[wheat parcel]

hi chat

CHAT HELLO?

[spice ice]

h

hi

[solemn vale]

You can change your IGN via your Xbox Account. (you may be charged if you've already changed it before)

[light lagoon]

It's not just servers... It's ANY online stuff marketplace, invite friends,ect.

[wheat parcel]

shush non

[strange pike]

Marketplace being down is a win imo

[light lagoon]

Well I can't join my friends

[small eagle]

What do you think of the new GUI when you Press esc

[little wharf]

Minecraft is down again?

[wheat parcel]

wait so its not just me?

[obtuse pine]

I thought it was only me

[little wharf]

This also happened few weeks ago

[obtuse pine]

Can't play on any servers

[wheat parcel]

minecraft is removing servers chat

[strange pike]

Assuming it’s the one I saw in beta/preview, if they swap the settings and marketplace buttons itll still be horrible, but it’ll be less horrible

[wheat parcel]

hives done for

[small eagle]

Ye also the options button and other things are different now

[visual plover]

java is likewise affected

[strange pike]

Ain’t no one pausing the game to look at the marketplace

[summer rover]

about time 🔥🗣

[frank orbit]

I'm still in 1.21.94

[visual plover]

been there and prismlauncher is stuck on requesting assets

[strange pike]

I will be forever lost and bored without servers

[frank orbit]

What if they didn't and I lost my 500 days streak

Can I sue them for that?

[bold zodiac]

Anyone have any idea what’s happening?I know everything down

[strange pike]

I highly doubt it-

[frank orbit]

#📩・help-me

[sturdy needle]

Good start for u to shower, go out, make friends

[sturdy needle]

Microsoft issue

[bold zodiac]

Yeah I know but they haven’t tweeted so thought I’d ask

[vagrant harness]

i want to join hive🥀

[sturdy needle]

They have #📣・announcements

[frank orbit]

I shower and go I outside for 8 hrs :D

[sturdy needle]

Cap

[frank orbit]

No cap

[light lagoon]

[meager mulch]

i can't join any server??

[sturdy needle]

#📣・announcements

[bold zodiac]

They haven’t tweeted ?

[sturdy needle]

They have

[sturdy needle]

Minecraft is currently experiencing some technical issues. Players may be unable to join The Hive, or other Featured Servers until these issues are resolved.

We at The Hive unfortunately have no control over this, but we are hopeful that the issues will be resolved soon.

Follow @MojangStatus on Twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/MojangStatus

[meager mulch]

bruh

[light lagoon]

Mojang messed up

[frank orbit]

Due to GDK according to me

[vagrant harness]

bru im so close to 130 in sw💔

[shrewd elbow]

What the heck bro

[bold zodiac]

No not hive. Mojang

[light lagoon]

With not only the update but multiplayer went down

does anyone know when it is back?

[sturdy needle]

They will eventually ig

[meager mulch]

ctf is love ctf is life

[sturdy needle]

No

[shrewd elbow]

So true bro

[shrewd elbow]

Agreed bro

[meager mulch]

maxxed on release ❤️ one of my fav gamemodes

[frank orbit]

No1 know for sure because it is on mojang's hands

[serene valley]

daft punk

[light lagoon]

[light lagoon]

oh okay ty!

[frank orbit]

[meager mulch]

lucky for me i have my amixi VII training map for practice stuff

[frank orbit]

Nice

[radiant hedge]

why do I have to send a message twice through the minecraft chat to be sent

[silk kettle]

Last day in province rn

[frank orbit]

Tbh if u r on 1.21.114 or lower u can join featured servers

[pure relic]

sounds like its a microsoft azure outage causing outages at a ton of stuff, minecraft included

[lean sigil]

Why i dont can open minecraft? What's going on at Mojang?

[silk kettle]

Im not gonna be able to play at the river for the next idk months

[ruby birch]

All my friends made it lol

[lime comet]

Same here mc is acting weird today

[silk kettle]

R u lagging?

[radiant hedge]

sad….

[meager mulch]

ayy thanks

[silk kettle]

Let me try to open mine on my phone

[ruby birch]

All servers are down due to a Microsoft issue

[pure relic]

first aws outage and now azure 💀

[frank orbit]

Are u on 1.21.114 above?

[lime comet]

Yup

[ruby birch]

Minecraft switched to gdk

[lime comet]

Yah

[ruby birch]

That's why

[bold zodiac]

Bro I’m actually doing housework now because the server’s are down what the hell

[lean sigil]

What do you meen?Apparently, Mojang cannot test which products I own ._.

[meager mulch]

i am 1.21.114 and i am also hvaing isseu

[ruby birch]

all servers are down

[meager mulch]

yea

[silk kettle]

I just realized wifi doesnt matter when you run minecraft

[meager mulch]

all online stuff inc

[ruby birch]

Zeqa cubecraft hive etc

[meager mulch]

in mc*

[silk kettle]

Mine is opening

[vagrant harness]

im on 1.21.94-

[silk kettle]

But I cant play servers

At all

[meager mulch]

all online stuff including releams

[frank orbit]

Try downgrading to 1.21.113 or lower

[silk kettle]

My wifi is decent rn tho

[rough aspen]

I cant live without playing hive

[bold zodiac]

The servers are down

[ruby birch]

Is ur on the latest version mc will run on gdk which is super unstable

[meager mulch]

mc is down

play offline for now

[silk kettle]

Imma just ro and blox

[ruby birch]

But it's supposed to give u more performance

[lean sigil]

I can't even open Minecraft, or Java either.

[frank orbit]

actually it is more stable than UWP

[meager mulch]

😭

[silk kettle]

I cant go outside cause its 12AM

[lime comet]

I will rn I'm not getting the option

[ruby birch]

uwp was better

[vagrant harness]

ima play my world mc

[dusk adder]

⚠️ Active Issue

⚠️ Issues Joining The Hive and Other Featured Servers

Minecraft is currently experiencing some technical issues. Players may be unable to join The Hive, or other Featured Servers until these issues are resolved.

We at The Hive unfortunately have no control over this, but we are hopeful that the issues will be resolved soon.

Follow @MojangStatus on Twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/MojangStatus

[silk kettle]

Id love to but I am not playing outside at night

[ruby birch]

idk why they switched to gdk

[frank orbit]

Indeed bro

[silk kettle]

Too scary

Its a rural area too so Im gonna die of idk here

[sacred raven]

.playing offline

[frank orbit]

Cuz of Windows 10 support ending according to me

[twin hound]

I thought it was just my internet

bruh

[silk kettle]

Same

[rough aspen]

same

[silk kettle]

Checking ookla speedtester helps

Sometimes

[ruby birch]

Just a Xbox/Microsoft issue

[frank orbit]

Uh u need a external launcher
Make sure to backup ur texture packs and skin packs

[vagrant harness]

when back?

[silk kettle]

Idk

[sacred raven]

they better fix it because am gonna lose it l can't go a day without logging on hive. 😔

[silk kettle]

New minecraft update literally crashed straightpvp realms commands

[rapid fossil]

Chez bugrer

[ruby birch]

Soon prb

[serene valley]

grlled chez sndwich

[silk kettle]

There were literal rescue teams to save players who were stranded on other gamemodes

[ruby birch]

no there's a Microsoft outage

[frank orbit]

Time to play in a aternos server

[frank orbit]

Fr?

[silk kettle]

Nope, the new update actually messed with the mods of straight pvp

[tribal heart]

mc broken, time to grind geometry dash chat

[silk kettle]

Yep

[astral dew]

Come on

[silk kettle]

The !spawn and !warp commands were broken

[winter parcel]

rip everyone's loginstreaks.

[frank orbit]

Ye until they have a loginstreak saver

[wise lance]

Minecraft is actually down 🙂

[ruby birch]

no gdk has nothing to do with the servers the servers are down cus there's a Microsoft issue

[tribal heart]

i actually have one 😌

[wise lance]

Loser

[winter parcel]

at least mine loginstreak is 0

[silk kettle]

You literally couldnt get out of a gamemode without dying

[tribal heart]

🪞

[frank orbit]

It's Microsoft they will do anything to get u on Windows 11

[ruby birch]

Skill issue

[frank orbit]

Save and quit?

[silk kettle]

U dont have a choice when the tp commands are down

[silk kettle]

It saves ur logout spot

[sacred raven]

My Loginstreak 120days l think am cooked for sure.

[frank orbit]

Oh

[balmy gate]

i am still in hive :)

[frank orbit]

GDK sucks bro UWP is better

[silk kettle]

I only got out of a 1 by 1 cause I had my alt kill me

[winter parcel]

I lost a 190 loginstreak because Minecraft signed me out for a day.

[lone lichen]

Does anyone know what this is? In #📰・hive-updates Active issue

[frank orbit]

Must be om 1.21.113 or lower

[astral dew]

Then they Will launch 12

[safe acorn]

I'm getting pre-render dragon levels of performance over here with GDK

[balmy gate]

yes

[silk kettle]

My longest login streak was 100 days flat

Then I quit

[frank orbit]

When they want our data even more

[silk kettle]

For a while

[frank orbit]

Uh more fps?

[sacred raven]

that's tough 😭

[tribal heart]

minecraft downfall is real

[silk kettle]

This is just a bugfix update aswell

[safe acorn]

Super smooth, practically no input delay, last clocked in at 600-800 FPS

[silk kettle]

Didnt even add a spear yet

[frank orbit]

These things happen

[silk kettle]

🥲

[light lagoon]

[tribal heart]

gng...

[vagrant oasis]

Hey primestrat is it possible to transfer account data of hive to another account?

[clear bane]

That's not possible sadly

[floral raptor]

@clear bane This is absurd, We demand 24 hours of double XP in all games!

[frank orbit]

Dayum

[sacred raven]

am literally crying for hive not other servers .

[safe acorn]

Not possible

as the splodge has stated

[vagrant oasis]

okay 👍🏻

[tribal heart]

u sayin that like he works in microsoft

[silent moth]

hiya

[tribal heart]

💀

[summer rover]

nah it should be in sg only

[frank orbit]

What is ur Minecraft version?

[clear bane]

Not sure, I switch all the time!

[silk kettle]

Im regretting not playing zeqa or hive today, the last server I played was cubecraft

Skyblock is peak yo

[safe acorn]

I have a theory as to why, do you have an Nvidia graphics card?

[mellow glen]

Is my featured servers list list not loading part of the outage

[vagrant harness]

when is the update mm?

[safe acorn]

I don't think any server can start currently

[mellow glen]

Why?

[frank orbit]

Oh but how u can't downgrade officially

[silk kettle]

How do u constantly switch minecraft versions?

[safe acorn]

the outage

[worldly carbon]

When Skyblock update

[mellow glen]

Use bedrock launcher

[agile folio]

minecraft servers are down, well the internet says so and almost nothing loads for me

[safe acorn]

where is the bot when you need it

[mellow glen]

Surely some ppl can get into hive

[silk kettle]

Like 1.21 to 1.17?

[dusk adder]

⚠️ Active Issue

⚠️ Issues Joining The Hive and Other Featured Servers

Minecraft is currently experiencing some technical issues. Players may be unable to join The Hive, or other Featured Servers until these issues are resolved.

We at The Hive unfortunately have no control over this, but we are hopeful that the issues will be resolved soon.

Follow @MojangStatus on Twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/MojangStatus

[mellow glen]

[safe acorn]

there it is

[silk kettle]

Or something?

[mellow glen]

Ty

[sacred raven]

me too l didn't play hive for even 10minutes today l was bullying kids on lifeboat and cubecraft. 😭

[vagrant harness]

i thought my WIFI is dead💔 🥀

[frank orbit]

Ye

[silent moth]

[worldly carbon]

yoo wassup

[fiery urchin]

honestly the new version aint so bad its the fact that the pause menu is so awful they need to revert back to the old pause menu

[silk kettle]

Cubecraft webbing is too funny to not do on a daily basis

[wicked cloak]

When will the spooky screenshot competition will end?
What event will Hive do for halloween?

[silk kettle]

My screenshots are on my tablet though

[tribal heart]

yawl give me a geometry dash level to grind so i can play until minecraft is back

[vagrant oasis]

damn bro you unfriended me

[mellow glen]

What pause menu

[gray marten]

mc is down?

[timber grove]

Damn, every Microsoft server is down

[fiery urchin]

fixing things that dont need to be fixed is never a good idea and its shown itself over and over within minecraft bedrock^

[silk kettle]

Shiver

[wicked cloak]

Halloween fault

[floral raptor]

Prime, can't you agree that we need some Double XP for the rest of the day after this outage.

[frank orbit]

Time to play in aternos!

[empty crater]

the pause menu doesnt let you veiw players anymore

[silk kettle]

If zoink cant beat it you can!

[tribal heart]

already done 💀

[worldly carbon]

i didn't though? it's been so long bro how have you been

[mellow glen]

Why

[fiery urchin]

when you pause now theres no player list unless you want to wait an extra 15 seconds pulling up the button to view players

[fierce vigil]

hive/minecraft have joining issues
hive players: oh no my life is over

[wicked cloak]

I got to check this

[silk kettle]

Shiver on 19 fps

[fathom steppe]

oh so thats why my microsoft rewards rnt loading

[clear bane]

I believe the deadline is on the post

[safe acorn]

I mean, I'm indifferent

[tribal heart]

lemme do exasperation in 2 runs rq

[empty crater]

no clue but i hope they fix it

[light lagoon]

FR

[vagrant harness]

my skinpack is loading

[silk kettle]

Real

[elfin fossil]

did all the servers go down

[vagrant oasis]

yeah lol im great, wby?

[tribal heart]

my megahack only allows me to have minimum 60fps sigh

[fiery urchin]

they made every link for something to do with the marketplace more apparent and then basically removed the settings button and the player list

[elfin fossil]

nvm rip

[fiery urchin]

hands down worse than the new ui on the playmenu

[frank orbit]

Splodger is typing

[silk kettle]

Sad

[worldly carbon]

I'm doing great too! I'm glad you're doing okay

[silk kettle]

Uhhh

[wicked cloak]

Thanks

[fiery urchin]

as soon i can imma get on pc so i can get tablist to see players @light lagoon

[fierce vigil]

unnerfed sakupen circles

[fiery urchin]

LOLOL

[sacred raven]

it says hive server have 2019 players

Cubecraft 862

Lifeboat 73
Mineville 2

[tribal heart]

unc what

[silk kettle]

Grind the apocalyptic trilogy

[light lagoon]

yeah bro this update is dumb

[fierce vigil]

do it

[vagrant harness]

gui is bad

[silk kettle]

Whats ur hardest level anyways

[lilac cave]

does anyone know when it will be fixed

[tribal heart]

wasu

[wicked cloak]

Probably around 10 hours

[fierce vigil]

mineville fell off 🔥

[silk kettle]

These type of things are really unpredictable

[fiery urchin]

we love when mc randomly goes down after the worst update after 9 months of no mm update we love hive and mojang hand in hand going together to create a miserable experience 👍

[silk kettle]

Roblox went down for a few days

[clear bane]

Sadly it's a Microsoft issue - it's anyone's guess

[silk kettle]

Back then

[tribal heart]

reta (forgot the other half)

[lilac cave]

istg if i lose my 90 day streak cuz of this