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Wha-

So creepy 

I have choccy
i still haven't made my friggin sandwich yet

give me your chocolate 
should I get choccy milk 🤔
i'm robbing you of your chocolate
Hmmmm
Like this? this doesn't feel the same as a one hole'd donut



Yea
Why not meee...
Hmmm I should share this chocolate with someone 🤔 🤔 I wonder who

Topology is awful and I hate it, it is making me laugh with anguish
You know whoooo
Yes! I share with u
i think if there are different openings to the same enclosed space that's one hole
but if it's two different openings and they both lead to a somewhat open space then it's two holes
maybe

i'm actually making my sandwich now
and my headache is almost excruciating 
me when i when the
when the cold brew hits
Who dare summon me
(insanely loud noise)
I don't want my father to come back 😊
hhhHHhhHh WHOOOOO
i wanted a drink so i grabbed a plate
god help me
(explosion sound effect)
Remember you have a 2D surface there. Thicken it to make it more clear. Everything has volume
Damn

It also helps when you make all of the edges smooth
A small price to pay for being on the favorites list
Noddles is desperate 
Yee
Actually, flattening it out completely made it more clear to me
I am being freaking nerd sniped to animating a y shaped straw deforming into a donut with two holes and I hate all of you lol
no more ham 
Oop, you gunna dance with me maxxy?
Ye 
do it with a Y shaped straw that also has a third prong going down the midde
🕺
like
I
Y
Sus diagram
wheat bread tastes so much better when it's toasted
That is a donut with 3 holes. And it’s also the same as a cross pipe
and the same as a shirt
I will take a quote from lem
"What does he mean by this?"
@glossy belfry 😳
desperate today are we?
That’s why Y shaped straw thing was really easy to figure out it’s literally a pair of underwear
what 
it is absolutely the right word
There's no way to choke safely 😬

AHHHH. i read it and i feel pain. then i feel pure joy knowing it's going into my library of knowledge
Noddles u lookin cute 😳
uh 
Augh*
You dish sum u get sum 😊
i'll just watch and see what happens i guess 
Beep boop beep
This it turning into an average B-Club public....
I'm doing what's called "embarrassing the other person"
Augh you're cool

Ohno don flexin




My pc is taking so long to wake up
Ye
sitting on the computer turns it on?
ayo?
Red solo cup

gottem
I bought one liter of kefir and I've been drinking it for the past like two hours
😳 it do tho 😳
Pog

i am vibing
@knotty idol in #vrchat-pictures
Anyone know how to find rare vrchat skins
i have put up a server where we will plan a nft takedown i have the nft discord server and a planning channel we will hurt there channel
Wat
i have a server where we will raid a horrible nft discord server because nobody like them
they litteralty created a nft of a dead person

Tried kefir before and it tastes like expired milk
Participating in raids can get your Discord account banned FYI
night yall sweet dreams
A
a
sussy
Funny joke I go on my phone in bed
Rip
but I am the administrator
yeah yeah we want administrator NOW!
Nice hema logo 
Standard Logo for login
Well even if its standard microsoft account its exactly the same as the normal logo 
The company disabled some things including the ability to change that icon
I see
Your free trial to life has expired
I have no life i just checked my playstation 2021 recap and it says ive played 1,147 hours lmao
747 of those hours were on apex 💀

That's it?
Well i took 3 months off of gaming
I had 192 on monster hunter world
corndogs and chicken popeyes, now that shiz is bomb
smh
Grindr is a wild place
Monster Hunter... 
I think that's the one luv
Oooo, I like Popeyes chicken. I think it's better then kfc
si i agree
popeyes sounds painful
Bruh what wrong with monster hunter
Which one? The supplements or the chicken?
Monster Hunter uh... I don't know, tbh I liked played the demo for it HAHA
I was just too cheap to buy it
wait what, there actually is a supplements company called Popeye's lmao
itwasajokeonthenamethough
Lmao its worth it especially iceborne
Lmfao I know
HAHA, yea for me it's just across the street a bit from the chicken one so you can go grab some chicken then go get your supplements from the same name
lmao
They should just merge
You get chicken stuffed with supplements
So as you work out you just chow down
to be fair, the chicken is probably already stuffed with supplements
Imagine far far into the future where Pronouns matters so much to the point where even bad guys uses it.
Batman: Introducing my side-kick Batgirl! And he will kick your ass!
Joker: Confused He!? But you just said Batgirl!? Aren't they a girl?
Batman: Yes, but he will still kick your ass.
🤪

I trust him

Maxxy
Hi
Go shleepy
Hello
Sup. New on this server. What's happening?
welcome! c:
Am bored and can't sleep so decided to write something here.
Though I guess there's more action going on down in general. Though dunno how on topic I could be
sleemp
I should sleep as well but here I am.
It's the opposite in VR chat for me. Everyone decides to wake up and play when I go to bed...
Oh?
timezones go brrrr
Mhm. It's 2 in the night ATM here
Whaaa
I cant escape it not even in wows
Funny part is that half of my friends are European but they still play during the night...
cring
Don do you want to stay awake forever never coming to know the bliss of falling asleep
yes
Pathetic
must grind out wows again but for the americans
Sleep while you can
You don't have long left
who needs sleep when you can have big floaty blocks of steel with guns on them
yes
I.. what? I haven't been here long enough..
duccdrum

Staaaaahp.

Hmm

Would anyone like a hint?
To... what?
a hint :monkas:
Drop the n and it makes more sense.
life loading tip:
apply oxygen to your lungs, this is needed to ʟɪᴠᴇ
too much is bad though
ye, oxygen toxicity
Well if you do want a hint pick a number between 1 and 60.
Please bear in mind the disclaimer though
wtf 
It's just a formality

First time someone recognized me from here im surprised lol
Hi
Someone pick a number between 1 and 60
3.14159265359
42
If you use a calculator it usually rounds the last number up just like this, when the actual number after the 535 is an 8
Wha
🥧
I didn't even notice it was π at firstttt, I was like "how are you fixing his rounding if he just made up the number??"
lmao
I a lil stoop
I am aware of that
it is not a problem, accuracy wise though

Stinky

When dolpins or whales get too old they just suffocate under water. Since they are smart enough to make and speak their own language, they also could be smart enough to realize that is how they will die.
Just something i realized while eating ice cream
Brrrr

Ugh i have a headache now enjoyed my first time playing since jan 9th tho
Yeah idk how long i played maybe 4-6 hours a lot less then i normally play
Yeah normally i play like 10 hours straight
Im actually thinking of hopping back on lol

Lol
Longest ive ever played was like 17 hours on a quest 2 not fantastic for the thing but ehhhh idc lmao
fear
Lol what
Oh boy

Did I crash the #avatar-help channel because messages are not loading there for me anymore
mirror
there's no possible way to crash a channel on discord lol
discords probs just having a moment
give discord a sec
Lmaoo i was so fucking tired playing that long i was sleep delirious
vrc for 17 hours would be a nightmare to pull off
It was 😭
Wha, also I noticed you're my friend in vrchat. When did that happen?
whats your username
Chicky0
pathetic the longest ive played was 21 hours
oh hey i do have you added
So I guess I discovered a bug with the Apps Report cause I recreated the same break
guess we ran into eachother at some point and are now running into eachother again on the discord server
It's spiked my interest
you're my 19th friend on vrchat ever too holy shit
How do you become partnered with vr chat like get into the community channel .
Just wondering
Whaaa
?
somewhat both
Does anyone in here do vrchat avatar commissions?
I was only on for like 4-6 hours lol and im tired asf its been forever since ive been on
Well normally i play for 10 hours but since that was the first time ive played in nearly a month i couldnt do 10 lol my brain was telling me to hop off
10 on the days im not at school cuz ya i cant lol
Tomorrow got cancelled cuz its gonna be -20 so thats nice
Which means i only have thursday then my weekend starts but i have a job interview on thursday ugh lol
Lol
What the heck have u been doing for a week lmao
💀.
Bruh i didnt know how to spell together once and some random girl told me to think of it like to get her and ive though of it ever since
I feel old im getting tired at 12

😭
It smells like boomer here
Breh im just tired 😭
It is but im listening to sum good music rn
Don't care go sleep

Almost activated a yawn

Lol
Ok im finally going to sleep i literall passed out typing that lmao teah im out

Goog morming


chat isnt dead its simply deceased
No u
:(
ive been putting off the mall for awhile i wanna buy some clothes
but i know when i go ill blow like 300
Guys, today i gift you with the greatest italian song i ever listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp4l0NfzdX0
nacho

dont look at me in that tone of voice >:U
nachos
for you see
they solve all problems




nacho nacho maan
one day I'll make them
Not those nachos
sry pea, i gotta tell mrs sach that you hate them now
Na0000
Here this thing
I'm just a busy veggie okay 
no i get it 😄
i mean she might resent u forever but nbd 😛
actually i know what she'd do
i'd tell her you hate them. she would give me a blank stare, and say i made that up.
which would be accurate. 🤣
Don't you dare turning Mrs Sach against meee
what 
Pea in wows, woah
o ok thanks justsus




orangsuttaasn
it's time to wrap myself in a heavy blanket, eat breakfast, and watch youtube
I like electric heated blankets in the winter

I just woke up i feel like death
hello paci
Hi
I passed back out and woke up agauunm
Exploring music
Im done trying to type
My dream was a guy circling a mcdonals with a seashell on the top of a semi and if it fell off he would lose his job wtf does that mean
And why do i remember it so vividly
Omw home

e
small 
no u
I am like 20cm taller then you, midget

re
Actual emotes soon
The slot that is being worked on now is mine so I am just waiting for the dm
wawaw
You guys like cosplay?
Whaaa

||wouldn't that just be if I layed my thighs in a bucket?||
well
Then nu
chicky tendies 😳

Cosplay is kinda weird
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930
4541
real
3rd time ive woken up this morning i drooled so must have been good
you ever wake up then have marks on your arms
and your ear hurts because you slept to the side
Yeah lol
But the ear thing no lol
Nu!
Im always asleep on my belly all sprawled out and have a blanket falling off of me every night
I wake up scared naturally
I sleep in jeans when I get home tired af and just wanna get some rest, not even enough power to change into more comfortable clothes lol
It’s literally just “aaAH… eh.”
I wake up scared when I lay down after my alarm rang already and I realize that I'm probably oversleeping already
I slept in skinny jeans several times
Doin ya mom
All the time
My dog

dog 

I used to sleep like that lmao, I could never sleep any way but on my stomach

What?
I a cat
Also the biggest primate is Giganipithecus

I sleep comfy
Sometimes I wake up on my stomach looking like a blanket pretzel
🐫
Ao this conversation
💍
Started becayse i posted a pic of my dog
My dog shit on my carpet the other dag
It was washed then 10 minutes later he peed on it
Liteally freshpy washed then he pisses on it
Freshly
Take the dog out 
dumping in small amounts is still dumping 
it's the
old login screen for a game called rec room
but with another user in it
i remember that screen
Me mes
yeah but how lenient can they be with their rules

if they're lenient with one rule then how lenient are they with their other rules
Jeez
I love getting hit with a blue shell on first place, then getting 3 red shells spammed in mario kart!!!
this is the vrchat discord
yes you can
yeah you can
mf got banned
- send memes in off-topic (not a meme channel)
- get punished for it

I got better things to do
rip BOZO x2
because they made an edgy joke that was too far 😊
surprised this guy stayed on this server for a week apparently
i aint seen them talk
he was spamming memes a few days ago already, thought he already got banned from that
mfs think its our decision to ban memes
if I say that u cant post memes im saying that so that you dont keep sendin memes and end up banned
when he said "read my messages and try to comprehend them" I should've said "how about you try to comprehend the rules" 
gotta be real here were they even funny
besides memes arent even that funny anyway
of course not
if I see a meme im just 😐
memes that get spammed in a non-meme channel are never funny
why do these people always act like its our fault
THIS is a good example of a funny
"learn to read" - they say while not understanding that a moderator can ban them
Was that a sentient nugget
l e gs
pants walking
hi bug
pants b walkin
😔
the pants walked like parents described their way to school
My church pants just got up and walked away mom just look at cams of fnaf :/
Screeches
oh no
The sounds of nature, truly astounding
I get it
Because I’m a bug
I am 17 years old after all
you're currently in the waking up and screaming for 4 weeks part
I’m already screaming man. Since January 21
can i scream for 4 weeks too
absolutely
yay
aAAaAAa
A
AAAAAA
a
B
boy vibing 
hell ye
I'm alive!
waw
shakes violently
I just have "Connecting..." at the top of my screen
you are alive
ye
I dead
noooo
👀
I'm finally back 

I didn't realize how much I miss discord 
worst 30 minutes of my life, or however long that outage was
Mine didnt die luckily
I tried to send a message, didn't work, refreshed discord and got locked out 
research "fomo-feel of missing out" it's an actual thing
probably why I always try to have discord open on my right monitor
I rarely have anything open over discord
I am alive
I got a question
What's happenes if you don't meet all the criterias in the community server tab
Just wondering
In general
your server won't be added to the community server channel
That's it so the servers still safe then ?
these are just the requirements to have the server in that channel, nothing to do with the server directly
Ok 👌 vr chat made it seem like that they will take down a server. I read the application thing
Ok thanks for the clarification I like read that I was like vr chat has that power o.
finally got into discord 😭
Yo congratulations
You made it back to us we welcome you
Hi koda
Hi koda
hello bois
Not sure who Koda is but hi
henlo Koda
henlo peapea
im a vrchat celebrity /s
more famous than tupper 😎
cool
these damn raccoons want 30 iron nuggets but I only have like 3 rocks on my island that drop 1 iron nugget a day 
have you unlocked nook miles/random islands yet
also they're tanukis stop being racist smh
I got nook miles+ already, I think the islands are the ones you use the nook miles ticket for right?
yes
unlocked that aswell, just haven't used it yet

if you go to other islands they have rocks that you can hit for more iron
I feel like american wows has even dumber people. but now its split across both teams
:/
whaaat
I hit sick deagle trickshots earlier, I feel like they were too perfect, that some people might've reported me for aim hacking lol
Omg is discord finally working
also got 3 kills through smoke because they stood in obvious spots 😎
Im playing on murican servers to play with murican friends 
can u go a single day without having to call american people stupid or insulting them
What, koda I've made more fun of european wows players then american ones
Don calls everyone dumb and gay daily
when you overestimate your skill be like 
Hm usually sunicro is online by now
he got blapped very quickly
nah im not just talking about in games
you always find a way to bring up americans when someone does something stupid or vice versa
No I don't 
give me some examples in the past week
At most I make remarks about the horrible situation that place is in
Ohno
you've been doing it on the phone..
huh, I don't remember any of that
most of calling on the phone was me sleeping or quick calls when you were feeling sick
ok.
no. i dont
I really cant remember every making fun of americans, maybe when you were talking about a stupid situation at work but other then that, nah
America 

I love America it's got so much America in it
A majority of people I know are americans
Alright its back up nice
Oh maybe it was the one guy in my discord, I did call him rather dum because he keeps asking me everything like simple questions and stuff I shouldnt even be involved in
Maxxy

imagine rubbing against a minor
I missed my package today, so I have to go get it tomorrow, sadge
They are the least reluctant to say no so-


What's the package? Or do you mean your uh, other package?
Hi chicky 
Rift cover, so I can be in vr more comfortably
I thought this man was catching crabs at 11pm, and then I realized
aww :C
just upgrade your recipes 4head
I got the non-flimsy tools but they need iron nuggets and I need to save them for nooks shop upgrade, but I guess I can spend that one iron for a net that doesn't break after catching 5 bugs lol
get good
Ur friend


Whaaa, you so rich
Fren.
waw

See, rich
Holy shit an impostor.
I changed my pfp you goober
I always change my pfp when I draw something new
He won't have to cus I'm done being sus
Aw :(

uhuh 
I'm being serious
Y no sus 😔

Because I'm sick of being hurt
poor bab 

It's fine you don't have to baby me


Smol tho 😔
smol 

Older than both of you
not older then me though, smol
I'm not afraid to tattle on you

Don getting rid of you is easy
🫂

just throw him on a ship 
He'll make out with the ship immediately
Hey you can internet on a ship

woooow rude
smh I see how it is
Aight gn yall
Night night
Time to ditch and go to sleep before I have to atone for my sins
I should go sleep too, don't wanna oversleep again like I usually do when I stay up past midnight
Sweet dreams and such 
I stay woke, I got a thing later and school also starts later so I can stay up longer
I hope I only got like 4 hours tomorrow instead of 6, one of my teachers said he's not coming to school tomorrow (still have to re-take a class test) and I'd have 3 hours with him normally
guess I gotta wait until tomorrow to see if the schedule updated
I gotta go to the gas station to pick up my package tomorrow
Tomorrow? 
Imagine having responsibilities
I can just sit on my ass and playing animal crossing and draw cute cats
uh oh, what happened
You pick up packages at a gas station?
Oop
If you bought it off someone and they're meeting you there, that's pretty sketchy
Get some bagged gas while you're there
Check if they have canned bread
No I bought it from amazon, it's just a package I missed today so they delivered it to a dropoff point for me to pickup later
Weird
Ah yes, the DHL box
Wha
Ill have to see how this is supposed to work
is it just an unlocked box with packages inside, do I need to walk in and ask for them to open it
it probably used to be an electricity box
Just bring your crowbar
Show that to lem, he'd go crazy
it says tomorrow, or I guess today now at the gas station and I can get it from 13:00 I guess
This is what lemon does in his free time
I hope it doesnt close down when I'm free from schoolio
I've been feeling a bit better so I can go to school again

Back from the dead

Lemon just does lemon, I don't understand it half the time but I guess it works
but man being sick kinda succs
Should it feel good?

no
I’m still coughing since November
Jeepers, how do you still have any air left

I just got the coughs because the person that brought me to school was coughing in the car
jk
also I was supposed to send something today but I forgot oops

It got slightly better, but its still really annoying
Send it now!
its already too late, and it didnt work anyways!
Sometimes I have to cough so much that it gets hard to breathe but most of the time is that bad
Donny, aren't you like 35? Can't you drive yourself?
no license no car
stuffs all too expensive here
everything here is great except the price for a drivers license
its like 1500 on average 
I hope it goes away for you soon, have you been taking caugh candies?
Oop, but I thought you were rich don? What happeneddddd
I’ve been to the doctor a few times and we tried some meds but nothing seemed to help
I'm not rich!
So kinda just, suffering through it hoping it’ll go away eventually I guess
I have plenty of money to stay alive comfortably but that doesnt mean im rich

Btw don did you decide on switch or Japanese slimevr yet
You do!!!
Whaaa, but you bought a comfort thing for your headset. A NOT necessary item
Slimevr looks pretty g
Oop
Glued it together three times, still falling apart
Do fall on your face a lot?
Smh
It’s sticking together in some spots so it doesn’t fall off, but the loose bits keep moving around
Mine kept getting hair caught in the foam so it'd tickle my nose and stuff
Thing is, I can’t (spent all my money on switch)
I am monke
Ooooo
What about a switch?
Idk what I should save up for next, maybe I should set some money aside every month so when a new console eventually comes out I can afford it
Or I could just keep spending it on games 
I bought a ship so I could play with my friends without going full pain peko
I think I’ll save up 100€ and then start spending again so I won’t have to cancel my nitro in December

Hm, that makes me want to buy more gundams
too bad none are in stock 
well there was some ones but they're high grades
I kinda wanna get some fumos but they’re so expensive for plushies
@sick bloom could you help me?
huh
I am new to be chat and don’t know about props

They don’t show for me but other people can see them
Yea
A sword for the white clad
And like fire effects
Are you on quest?
Might be that the quest version doesn’t have the props for performance reasons, but the pc version has them
It would let me activate some props like wings and stuff
But no sword or cool fire effects
No
The white clad from the void map
Both
Yea I did and nothing
Other people saw it tho
Hm thanks anyways 👍
I've found a bunbam and I will now proceed to buy it
nevermind for some reason the dutch store doesnt use the one thing we all use
Huh?
I dunno it didnt give me the payment option to use ideal
Nu, what's a bunbam?
Oh, gundam you dummy
no ofcourse not, its a big robot a massive one
A real one would be bigger then a house
Nu I mean the one you're gettingggg
I dunno, decently sized I guess but not massive
top 5 scariest jumpscares 😨😨😱
scary alert 🚨
number 1

nerd
rekt bitch
i don’t have linux dualbooted or anything + on mobile
when 0 day exploit moment
microsoft when windows has an escalation exploit vulnerability for the 8273637th time:
😱😱😨😨😭
top ten scariest jumpscares
scary alert
number 2
@stone loom jumpscarè 😱

i know
i’m not entirely dumb 
o ok dhshsuidjdodndoneodno
not as much of a jumpscare as a red flashing skull that says press any key when you turn on the computer
ok 👍
not as much of a jumpscare as CIH.exe
yes i know it’s old
but still
when you get a love letter in your email but then your computer starts acting up
the cih virus destroys your computer from a hardware level
loveletter doesn’t compare to that
bios delet moment
wasnt exactly comparing the two, just thought that my joke was funny and posted it here
getting a love letter in 2022: 🤩😎
getting a love letter on your email on windows 95: 😨
thats not nice
the worker after accidentally spreading the techno virus everywhere via floppy disk: 😱😨😭
Whoops
top 10 scariest jumpscares
number 3
dis is one half
press any key to continue…
when the cool monkey game locks my files and says i have to pay to get them back
my grandma when i tell her the indian man on the phone doesn’t work at microsoft:

Gib me that emojiii
I'm not on pc rn
I can't get it
want the server link
can we get freddy plush twerk emoji

Yush please
was never really into the fnaf series, but i think its a good concept
it seems to appeal to the young audience though at least
exactly, it's a horror game for 10 year olds
it was never interesting to me
well i said young, not 10 year olds, i know some people in their 20's into it
well of course some people of all ages might like it but from what I've seen it seems that the main audience is very young
although yes my nieces and nephews in their 9's and 10 year olds are also into it
yes
Boomer fooner
meh
✅

@sick bloom How would you feel if you were transported back into the past and can't find a way back anymore?
I dunno, confused and worried

Don would be put into conscription
I'd rather get yeeted into the future personally
epic embed fail
well, i meant that if he were transported to the past by accident or magically, altho yes i personally would love to be traveled to the future
more advanced technology
it would be funny if we traveled to the future now and discovered that alot of people are in virtual worlds through VR or nerve gear
meant to say
Non Fungible Trolling

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we need to test if there is a virus on the dos computer
me spamming graphics.com in the prompt until something happens: 💪
My brain is fried i just got off after a 9 hour and 30 minute long session of vrchat
I cant rn 😭
Lmao
Ok but like… Why is indie music such a bop tho? 😩
Is it really though?
some are
I’m an indie kinda gal
If I’m having my 20th mental break down, pull out the indie and I’m on my floor vibing like its the early 2000’s
Has anyone made dick nft's yet?


Toy story 4 never made any sense because Gabby wanted to steal Woody’s voice box because hers was broken, but all that would do is make her able to say woody’s catchphrases in woody’s voice and no girl would want to play with a doll like that anyway
Also I just finished watching Toy Story 4
Didn't they say it the movie that her disk was fine, it's just the voice box that needed to be fixed. So they could change that but use the original disk to keep her voice and lines
… Well that’s the kind of important key detail that I completely missed and expected it to backfire on her the entire movie
What the hell made u start talking about toy story 4 lmao
Yeah, it was in the part where Woodie was in the baby kart, when they first met and it was sort of touring the shop
💀.
Yeah when she pulled it out, she blatantly says the disc is ok, it's the box that needs to be replaced. She was defective straight out of the factory
I got bored and went on my ipad and made this song in 40 min. enjoy i guess
b e a n z (song's pretty lit :p oki bye)
Im in the feels rn lol
But ive been thinking people born in 2012 can form sentences im tripped out rn
indie game music is tight 👌
Burrito
K
I guess a lot of people don't get the memo that this isn't a meme dump channel
Damn first time ive ever let a few tears out to a song
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