general-media

[lusty spruce]

sitting life can get you a moderate one

[solar osprey]

Oh? I sit for the majority of the day but I'm still relatively skinny.

I'm about 100 pounds

[devout cedar]

Eat lots of junk food

[lusty spruce]

160lbs here

[solar osprey]

Oop, that's pretty good

[sharp pawn]

I don't want to put on weight what the heck

[lusty spruce]

at least hit the normal weight for your height

[solar osprey]

But you're not heavy, you seem fairly light to me

How tall are you?

[devout cedar]

I need to lose a lot

[solar osprey]

Why's that?

How much are you?

[devout cedar]

113 kg at 6'1

[solar osprey]

Oop

[misty spindle]

bithc

[rain horizon]

🍋 lemon

[solar osprey]

That's not horrible but you should think about it yea

[sharp pawn]

According to the internet, normal weight range for my height is 56-75.4kg

I'm 54.3kg (got it wrong earlier) and 174cm

[solar osprey]

Oooo

[solar osprey]

That's good if you're staying lean though

[devout cedar]

or in my preferred units

[misty spindle]

The bum man

[devout cedar]

I can see the verts

[solar osprey]

Wha

[sharp pawn]

Might have gained a cm since i last checked

[misty spindle]

t

[solar osprey]

Is that a selfie lemonias?

[devout cedar]

@misty spindle What is the shoulder topology like

[misty spindle]

Maybe

[solar osprey]

Ooooo, you're looking very handsome then

[devout cedar]

I only know how to do quads

[misty spindle]

CTRL + t

[solar osprey]

Ooooo

Spider man

[misty spindle]

He has risen from the depths of e3 1998 to shoot bastards.

[devout cedar]

What does that do

[misty spindle]

aypr

[misty spindle]

Turns all selected faces into tries

Oh damn this upload is 10 years old now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0vPeVWdLcw

[fiery meadow]

it was made in quads

later triangulated

since game engines want tris anyway

[devout cedar]

Are there disadvantages to n-gons?

[fiery meadow]

yes

shading being the most prevalent one

it also disrupts loop cuts

so it's generally not recommended

[devout cedar]

Alright

I looked at an N64 model from Goldeneye and the 480 tris make me jealous

[fiery meadow]

yeah, those people had to be real efficient

[devout cedar]

However Mario's model from SM64 and Zelda character models push 700-800

Goldeneye, everything is segmented

[fiery meadow]

there are a lot of factors that determine how many tris you can use

[misty spindle]

Funnily enough, the DS remake's mario model has less polys than the original N64 one.

Smelly

[jovial marsh]

Hi does anyone know where the giant Diva Avatar is I accidentally unflavored it and I really really want to get that skin back

[misty spindle]

Not a VRC channel

[balmy lion]

#avatar-search-old

[sick bloom]

How do you unflavor a 3d object

They don't taste like anything in the first place

[gloomy tulip]

I wonder what my avatar's flavour is

[misty spindle]

Urine

[sick bloom]

true

[jovial marsh]

the best flavour

Urine gaming.

[misty spindle]

urinegaming.com

[lusty spruce]

Imagine that you can smell stuff in game

and you join a world full of eboys/egirls/furries

[sick bloom]

my flavour is probably cheese

[lusty spruce]

swamp water

[sick bloom]

Cheese

[jovial marsh]

time to buy that domain and photoshop a very unsettling picture of someone playing games while taking a shower. a golden shower.

[lusty spruce]

Donra do you play the game while waiting for a headset or you are waiting till then?

[jovial marsh]

a wold full of weebs/furries

1 inhale in and you are gone

[sick bloom]

what game

[lusty spruce]

vrc duh

[sick bloom]

I'm using my rift as a headset now

[jovial marsh]

minecraft

[sick bloom]

tomorrow I should get new one

because we have afterpay, so basically order a thing ,see if its good and if it isnt send back and it costs nothing

although still thinking if I should get the steelseries as well to compare the 2 but ehhhh

[knotty idol]

Bully

[sick bloom]

Cat

Man I sure do love japanese to english translations

"happy c-word that is too lewd for chat"

[misty spindle]

Chicky

[knotty idol]

[misty spindle]

🤔

[rain horizon]

Im scared now

[zenith rain]

Attempting to poll here, what do you guys look for in avatars that makes them appealing to you? colors?, maybe its unique eyes?, maybe that unusual shader?, maybe those thicc thighs? etc.

im trying to get alot of answers

plz dm

[shadow ravine]

I prefer avatars of my gender (male), with not too many colours, I love anime characters, I never use sexually appealing characters. So: cute anime boys.

[jovial marsh]

tfw 400 hours of battery life before being depleted

[shadow ravine]

My phone barely lasts 2 hours

[bronze anchor]

Anything with horns is worth simping for me 🙏

[shadow ravine]

Cute anime boy with horns

[jovial marsh]

blessed.

[shadow ravine]

horns or cat/fox ears?

[sick bloom]

horns you say @bronze anchor ?

the first normal anime girl I've worked on, new barbatos being an ass

[tawdry mountain]

that looks awesome goodness

[sick bloom]

its eh

[jovial marsh]

Those iceberg videos are so interesting yet they leave you disturbed for the rest of the day

[wise falcon]

lol

[sick bloom]

huh whuh

[bronze anchor]

Yes

That's pogs

[bronze anchor]

Horns
Cat/Fox ears are for low tier weebs

[sick bloom]

oh thats cool I cant upload it to quest

Me when new error message

[misty spindle]

lol

[sick bloom]

Sucks to suck quest users

I would go upload my new barbatos lupus rex but mfer is halfway into the ground and looks crucified

[bronze anchor]

Make a photo and upload it as a 2d plane

[sick bloom]

True

[bronze anchor]

And just make all animations another photo of the actual animation

[sick bloom]

but how do I make one with a front and backside

[wise falcon]

and then use it as a fallback avatar

[bronze anchor]

Nah make it a 2d transparent plane from the back

[sick bloom]

look atleast a tiny bit of quality can be given

[bronze anchor]

That's actually a good meme

[sick bloom]

200th time I've seen that meme, not a shitposting channel etc etc

[jovial marsh]

fr? i just made it

[sick bloom]

100 real shit

if image searching was more advanced I could find it

[knotty idol]

[misty spindle]

👀

[jovial marsh]

"You'll never understand my intellect, i have 23024293187 mods on vrchat!!"

[sick bloom]

Ion care if people yoink my avatars, it's not highly customized stuff anyways

sad that people are too lazy though

[jovial marsh]

"Imagine not being able to go under the map and have all mods in vrchat"

[sick bloom]

I just realized I could've probably used lower res texture and it wouldve worked but oh well

[misty spindle]

wh

[sick bloom]

huh whuh

I have realized I might've ordered my headset too late for me to get it next day

this makes me very sad

I didnt get en email with a tracking code

I forgot it was a holiday

and because I'm dutch I can buy things without paying for them

[nocturne zenith]

[misty spindle]

Die

[nocturne zenith]

Done

[misty spindle]

Murder

[vale niche]

thats how you hold a gun

[nocturne zenith]

Looks good. He's stopping the recoil

[devout cedar]

How many polys

[misty spindle]

672

[nocturne zenith]

Damn

[devout cedar]

Nice

[fast pelican]

pogsauce

[frosty birch]

Hello

[misty spindle]

Gmod

[wise falcon]

yeah

[sick bloom]

gay

[knotty stream]

Yes and?

[misty spindle]

🤔

[hollow thicket]

[sick bloom]

Did some full body thotting but even then I'm bored

[nocturne zenith]

work to become unbored

[craggy merlin]

hey is there anyone here i can talk to about something! i got a quest the other day and im new, i know how how to work everything i just, struggle to bring myself to talk or make any interaction

[balmy lion]

Depends. 👀

[craggy merlin]

what do you mean.?

depends on what??

[balmy lion]

What you're struggling with.

[devout cloud]

when you realize you are already in a server with vrchat avatar creators after you add them from off of discord

so nice i did it twice

[craggy merlin]

well whenever someone tries talking to me i kind of just, freeze ig?

[balmy lion]

That's just basic social anxiety.

[craggy merlin]

im not sure how to overcome it

its never happened to me before

[balmy lion]

Do what I do: just say "hi".

[craggy merlin]

it only came about when using the vr

irl im fine so im really not sure

[balmy lion]

Do you physically freeze or the headset freezes?

[craggy merlin]

me

physically freezes

dw about it @balmy lion, i appreciate you trying to help but i think i can only fix this myself just by getting used to vrchat, once again, ty!!

[balmy lion]

No problem.

It takes time.

[craggy merlin]

yeah i figured

[regal condor]

[wispy jetty]

The dog this morning

BTW those are my cousins dog since I’m at their house

[slow wind]

I would kiss the dogs

[wispy jetty]

Careful one of them bites sometimes because they’re too crazy

[nocturne zenith]

im sorry

that you're so dumb

[lusty spruce]

Hi

[misty spindle]

🤔

[lusty spruce]

Hi Lemon

[misty spindle]

Bye

[polar oyster]

when you beat a level 2 on overwatch and he complains

[knotty stream]

Damn

[misty spindle]

Overwatch?

That game still exists?

[keen needle]

@nocturne zenith

[wise falcon]

barely

[polar oyster]

yes barely

[strange tiger]

you mean that longest living tf2 clone? xd

[strange tiger]

not a shitpost channel

[lusty spruce]

Not a shitpost channel

[crystal gorge]

This might not be that type of channel

But who ever built that nerf gun needs to be in federal prison

he’s too dangerous to be left alive

[south crown]

he must be detained

[nocturne zenith]

@keen needle

[crystal gorge]

damnit

call the foundation

[devout cedar]

"You will have the best day of your life. You will get kissed or asked out"

[knotty stream]

By a man

[devout cedar]

I fell for a chain letter once as a teenager, and when I sent out the message to 10 people.. none of those promised benefits came to fruition.

[lusty spruce]

even better

[south crown]

[sudden kestrel]

cheap camera lip tracking lol https://youtu.be/u-Y06gv3YR8?t=48

[strange tiger]

adventures by a himitsu

[crystal gorge]

Is it murder...if it’s a homicide?

damnit the fbi is outside my house again

[south crown]

Now sounds like a good time to run

[crystal gorge]

nah

I’ll just hide under a blanket

that always works

[knotty stream]

Nuuu FBI come in im lonely

[strange tiger]

[lusty spruce]

I can't even ask FBI to come here

[south crown]

[crystal gorge]

Simple

[lusty spruce]

Only interpol

[crystal gorge]

To get fbi attention

[strange tiger]

we have kgb here)

[crystal gorge]

I have children in my basement and in my freezer.

that’s how to get the fbi’s attention.

[south crown]

We have nothing here

[crystal gorge]

Correction

We have one thing

[lusty spruce]

We have FIA

[south crown]

Ohh yes we do

[crystal gorge]

crippling depression.

[lusty spruce]

And ISA

[keen needle]

gm hi

[strange tiger]

hi Rin

[lusty spruce]

Nono our FBI equivalent is called FIA but I see what you did there xd

[strange tiger]

new ava?

[south crown]

I’m thinking of a different fia yeah

[strange tiger]

he heard of stuff that happened in whiterussia?

[keen needle]

gm rue gm pea

[strange tiger]

gm

[crystal gorge]

Whiterussia sounds like a...very...very...interesting movie name

[strange tiger]

it's a country

a real country

[crystal gorge]

Yes I know

But...*the name+

[devout cloud]

Cleveland?

[crystal gorge]

wot

[devout cloud]

Omg do you not know?

[crystal gorge]

It is 2:46

I am sleep deprived

I know nothing right now

I apologize

[devout cloud]

https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM

Watch this

Why do I think you are neb?

[crystal gorge]

I have no clue who neb is

Forgive me for my sleep deprived nature

[lusty spruce]

#shameless-self-promotion off-topic is a channel that is not related to vrchat

[hushed crown]

oooof okay? ill put it there

sowwwy

[lusty spruce]

No worries just remember to read the channel descriptions in the future

[crystal gorge]

...uhm...did I miss something that happened

[lusty spruce]

I have no idea

[crystal gorge]

ted Bundy pick me up I’m scared

[south crown]

[devout cloud]

Best not to ask

[crystal gorge]

epically asks

[hushed crown]

i did n i sware this was were i posted my thingie b4 again sowwy

[crystal gorge]

How..much have you had to drink if I may ask?

yep.

[hushed crown]

shuuush u

[south crown]

Yepp I’ll pretend like I never saw it

[crystal gorge]

Dog

[keen needle]

dog

[lusty spruce]

Cute pupper

[crystal gorge]

Can someone please break into my home and steal my fan

it’s too loud

[south crown]

Alright omw

[crystal gorge]

Bet

[nocturne zenith]

gm. what's up

[hushed crown]

Dogo

Whoa what was that

[keen needle]

idk i just wanted to say hi

[crystal gorge]

my phone is having a seizure

[knotty stream]

Epic

[crystal gorge]

Anywho that’s the fan for anyone who wants to steal it

[nocturne zenith]

[lusty spruce]

[crystal gorge]

go on

Take the fan

its loud

[keen needle]

[crystal gorge]

Fun fact of the day/night

I stepped on a nail this morning :D

my foot bled.

[lusty spruce]

Yikes

[jovial marsh]

hi there

[nocturne zenith]

hey svel

[lusty spruce]

Heya Svelo

[hushed crown]

i need more freinds who wanna be my frein?

[hushed crown]

the fan is

[crystal gorge]

The fan sucks

too loud

keeps me up

[hushed crown]

mutes fan

[lusty spruce]

Can't you turn it off?

[jovial marsh]

[hushed crown]

alexa turn off fan

[crystal gorge]

**ive tried

it does go off

only sometimes it does

[hushed crown]

ima fet on vrchat n find sum cards gnstr humanity , im drunk grl

goodnight everyone

[gloomy tulip]

Mornin'

[lusty spruce]

Good morning Rammy

[gloomy tulip]

How's it goin' @lusty spruce

[lusty spruce]

Not half bad tbh. A lot of stuff to do for college tho

How bout you?

[gloomy tulip]

At work, rainy day and I enjoy it very much

[lusty spruce]

Ah lucky

It's not raining there but it's cloudy af and that's just annoying

[brazen basalt]

[tight vale]

Hi

[brazen basalt]

Been spending some free time working on music again. It's like having a zen garden, but without plants. Or skill.

[tight vale]

Never met a vrc dev in chat I don't think

[brazen basalt]

Sure you have.

Most of us have spent this weekend chilling, though. Work/life separation's important. 😄

[tight vale]

Definitely

How's the job been as dev so far anyway?

[brazen basalt]

It's a job...?

Not sure how you mean that.

[tight vale]

I mean "working hobby"

Or whatever 😅

[brazen basalt]

o_O

Not sure I'd describe any job as a "working hobby"

@random isle #vrchat-support

[tight vale]

So what would dev be classified as?

[sick bloom]

Gutentag sache

[brazen basalt]

tag, wie gieht's

[sick bloom]

Even tuppers been here

Sehr gut

Now i hope i remember german right

[tight vale]

Career or something

[brazen basalt]

Already told ya where to get help, Monke.

#vrchat-support

Even if support were provided in chat, it wouldnt be in off-topic. :p

[fiery meadow]

but youre vrc staff so you must be the one to fix every single problem anywhere at any time

[tight vale]

Anyway, I mean to say, how is it working with your colleagues and fixing bugs and adding things to make the game better?

[fiery meadow]

HAHAHA

Sache fix bugs ples

[tight vale]

I think most bugs will be fixed with the new engine upgrade

[fiery meadow]

lmfao.

thats one hell of a take

[tight vale]

The unity version upgrade*

They might as well upgrade it every year at that point lol

[worldly night]

Oh how wrong you are

[tight vale]

I'm joking

[fiery meadow]

VRC devs:

[worldly night]

Updating engines is way too daunting to do every year.

[tight vale]

I know the unity version update won't fix ALL the bugs

[fiery meadow]

bro

[worldly night]

And usually breaks more than fixes

[tight vale]

And it takes a lot of work

[fiery meadow]

You have little to no dev experience

thats such cap

[brazen basalt]

Not sure, I don't do bugfixing.

[tight vale]

I just said

[brazen basalt]

...or coding

or art

or sound design (yet)

[fiery meadow]

sache community work is pretty much bugfixing

[tight vale]

Damn, what do you do lol

[brazen basalt]

kinda

fixing people bugs 🤔

[fiery meadow]

sache kisses the servers good night every tuesday

[worldly night]

Sacheverell is there for inclusivity

[brazen basalt]

oh yea, totally. i was the token hire. :p

Not many places can proudly proclaim they hire schizophrenics. 😄

[tight vale]

Bro, them benifits vrchat gives you too lmao

[fiery meadow]

they needed a big burly introvert

[tight vale]

I don't think I can even get a job myself

[digital marsh]

Real Sache?

[tight vale]

Like, ever

[worldly night]

No.

[digital marsh]

Huge fan

[brazen basalt]

I think you're deifying a job that is, like most jobs, a job, Kitsune. :p

[worldly night]

Hes fake. Just a cardboard cutout

[digital marsh]

Did i see a yet behind the sound design

[sick bloom]

Imagine being real

[digital marsh]

👀

[tight vale]

That confused me a bit

[brazen basalt]

Sooner or later I'll start poking my audio engineer nose into our Everything, vis a vis sound, but probably not any time soon.

[digital marsh]

Menu sounds powered by sacheverell, kontakt and FL 20

[brazen basalt]

I mean things like glorifying the position, talking up benefits, etc. These are all "job things", like any other place of employment.

[worldly night]

Maybe you should try getting a job @tight vale

[tight vale]

Nah

I was just talking about in general

The whole benifit thing was a separate sentence

[digital marsh]

When are we getting the official VRChat OST

[tight vale]

Not all jobs give that

[brazen basalt]

I'd be very surprised if that happened lol. There's a lot more sound designers around here that just me, and we're all bogged down in other stuff XD

[fiery meadow]

sai as a professional unity dev mastermind can you confirm how well this will work

[tight vale]

I was literally joking 😂

[fiery meadow]

yes.

[digital marsh]

I can confirm that the new version of unity has a magic fix all button that will also fix all unity internal bugs

[knotty stream]

damn

[fiery meadow]

thank you

[digital marsh]

Np that will be 500$

[brazen basalt]

Steep consulting fee, dang

[fiery meadow]

CATS unity plugin when

[tight vale]

I said that like 50 times lol

[fiery meadow]

yoking!

[worldly night]

I am getting deja Vu from this convo

[digital marsh]

Sache who does some sound design stuff apart from you in the team?

always interested in the creative audio minds

[brazen basalt]

Not sure. Haven't looked into it.

[fiery meadow]

im getting croupe from this convo

[worldly night]

Probably contract work

[brazen basalt]

Unless you mean as a former thing/hobby, in which case, like 8 other people around here at least

[worldly night]

/free placeholder assets

[sick bloom]

I'm getting brain damage

I just woke up though so

[digital marsh]

Oh just in general yeah, not specifically for the platform

[tight vale]

I'm just saying I probably wouldn't be able to get a job in general just because of how I am

[lusty spruce]

You can't break something that's already broken

[sick bloom]

Shut up femboy

[brazen basalt]

I used to say that. Now look at me. :p

well "now". It's been a good 11 years now lol

[digital marsh]

Yeah look at the former T&S of Mixer, mans rolling

[lusty spruce]

There is a job for everyone

[tight vale]

Damn

[worldly night]

Boomer sache

[sick bloom]

You can always get a job at a big store that rips you off because the biggest companies pay the worst

[brazen basalt]

Didnt start that way tho. Started with me being a salty person on disability, shitposting on forums.

[sick bloom]

Professional shitposter

[brazen basalt]

mhm

It goes farther than you'd think

[digital marsh]

from 4chan ylyl to T&S lead at vrchat, that will look good on a CV

[worldly night]

So a 4chan user?

[tight vale]

It's kinda hard being a disabled person

[brazen basalt]

Yes it is.

[fiery meadow]

9gag connoisseur

[brazen basalt]

But it isnt impossible.

[brazen basalt]

banned

[tight vale]

And I'm scared of my school rn

[brazen basalt]

(not really)

[digital marsh]

Honestly now with covid i think its easier than ever to get into a tech job and have a company allow you to work from home

if its a physical disability that is

[brazen basalt]

Oh heck yea. WFH is a lot more common now than it used to be.

[tight vale]

Physical and mental as well

[brazen basalt]

I havent set foot in anything approaching a workplace in like 14 years lol

[digital marsh]

Well that surely makes it harder but not impossible!

[sick bloom]

The only good tech is hardware because software shit has never been any more boring working from home

[fiery meadow]

ah yes let me post my shit meme again after it was deleted once

[brazen basalt]

@rocky igloo there's a reason I keep deleting those. Take the hint please.

[digital marsh]

idk i like working on coding projects from home

[fiery meadow]

!! lolo!!!

[brazen basalt]

You still need to submit a support ticket, you wont get support here.

Especially not in off-topic.

[fiery meadow]

Quality vrc discord moment

[digital marsh]

Yeah lets go into the channel where people shitpost and talk about random shit to get help guys

[brazen basalt]

k

[digital marsh]

LOL

[fiery meadow]

Epic roast!

[digital marsh]

Quest user spotted

[brazen basalt]

He seems to think I give a shit about his input. Interesting.

[fiery meadow]

Quest user spotted

[sick bloom]

Sache just vibin

[lusty spruce]

Red alert we have an angsty kid!

[fiery meadow]

[tight vale]

There's people with really bad mental problems but still have problems that affect them physically, so it's pretty much mixed

[worldly night]

You said the s word. Canceled

[digital marsh]

Sach thank you for blessing my timeline on a daily

[nocturne zenith]

spotted user quested

[sick bloom]

Anyways off to shower I go have fun

[tight vale]

We got a young quest user

[brazen basalt]

Then submit a support ticket.

[fiery meadow]

pahahahah

this is not a russian chatbot for sure

[nocturne zenith]

Monke brain just can't handle it ig

[digital marsh]

https://help.vrchat.com/hc/en-us

[tight vale]

Who thinks this dude is really not wanting help at all, or just really not getting any 🤣

[jovial marsh]

Hmmm

[tight vale]

Aight

[fiery meadow]

AHHAHAH no fucking way

this chat is stacked today

[digital marsh]

have you tried not playing in desktop mode

[brazen basalt]

If he actually wants help, he'll submit that support ticket. But I suspect this is less about support now, and more about not getting his way, despite the clearly marked signs saying off-topic isn't a support channel.

[jovial marsh]

Fat stacks

[digital marsh]

if the game doesnt work just make it work

[tight vale]

he's posting memes lol

[brazen basalt]

classic shitposting

[lusty spruce]

He deserves instant help

[digital marsh]

Waiting for sach to just press the fix game button on monkes user account 😠

[brazen basalt]

not gonna happen, im off rn

the magicfix button is across the room, cba

[jovial marsh]

That’s very monke

[brazen basalt]

that'd require me getting up

[fiery meadow]

wtf sache how could you do this im literally shaking and crying

[sick bloom]

Extendo arm

[lusty spruce]

And you're gonna leave him to us?!

[digital marsh]

Two buttons, one fixes the game, one deletes all drawings in every presentation room

[brazen basalt]

gweiss bout to cancel me, rip

[digital marsh]

Choose wisely

[sick bloom]

Yes you're getting in a band

[jovial marsh]

You on drums?

[sick bloom]

Monke music

[tight vale]

🥁🥁

[fiery meadow]

[jovial marsh]

I’ll play monke guitar

[fiery meadow]

im sorry it had to be like this

[digital marsh]

Making a twitlonger rn

[tight vale]

🎸

We got a whole band bro

[brazen basalt]

VRCHAT DEVS HAET EVERYONE, LOOK AT DIS

[knotty stream]

damn tuff

[tight vale]

Damn

[brazen basalt]

That also requires support we can't provide here, mang

[worldly night]

Oucj

[brazen basalt]

I see u, chatmod

[jovial marsh]

Auyyy we need “monke and the express” as the band name

[lusty spruce]

Gveisseverell best vrc dev guy when

[worldly night]

Didn't expect that lmao

[brazen basalt]

ʰᶦ

[tight vale]

That dude had to be 11, I'm sorry

[fiery meadow]

yes i will definitely become vrchat staff because i am very smart with tech

[jovial marsh]

[tight vale]

11 feet tall

[brazen basalt]

Man I'm barely tech-literate lol

[fiery meadow]

and will definitely be able to produce any productive surplus to the business

[tight vale]

Tf you talking about

I meant inches

[brazen basalt]

Well not entirely true. Very tech-literate, just...not a programmer of any sort.

it doesnt end well

[tight vale]

I don't know shit or anything about tech

[brazen basalt]

rood

[sick bloom]

Vr camera man for the dev streams

[fiery meadow]

sache i can program hello world in c# when do i start

[brazen basalt]

noice

6 figure salary skillz right there

[fiery meadow]

[jovial marsh]

U the lead singer what u on about

[sick bloom]

I can program a spinning disc on a html website, beat that gweiss

[tight vale]

Hey vrchat youtube channel, y'all need a Video editor?

I got you...

[fiery meadow]

I mean i can cook really well, sache will u hire me if i make u burritos

[brazen basalt]

edit my song into a video

[fiery meadow]

[knotty stream]

They need to Be dynamic burritos tho

[sick bloom]

Burritos wack, pasta where it's at

[jovial marsh]

Bet you make the best burritos

[brazen basalt]

@fiery meadow u gotta compete with my wife on that front, and not sure youd win there 😛

[tight vale]

What song

[brazen basalt]

Cover of APC's "The Noose"

[fiery meadow]

Ah shit, i will fight her tho

[brazen basalt]

ironic, considering chat today. but

[tight vale]

That's easy

[fiery meadow]

or we can settle on a truce and make a bomb lasagna together <3

[sick bloom]

Ah yes nothing more ominous then receiving a text that's just help

[brazen basalt]

.........go on

[sick bloom]

Haha missclicked dumdum

[tight vale]

I need a noose rq so I can tie the truck to the trailer

[bronze anchor]

Wait we are bullying Sache again?

[brazen basalt]

rood

[sick bloom]

Sache is the monke now

Can't even press buttons right

[fiery meadow]

yes lets bully sache for his tiny elbows

[tight vale]

You spelled "therapist" wrong lol

[brazen basalt]

I want to shitpost a button press gif so bad

but rules apply to everyone

[fiery meadow]

dm me

[sick bloom]

Do it, break the rules

[tight vale]

Including mods

[bronze anchor]

Send it to me and il post it :^)

[tight vale]

And devs

[knotty stream]

😈

[brazen basalt]

rules wouldnt mean much if they didnt apply to us too tbh

[tight vale]

Now who owns vrchat, or who owns the most share?

[brazen basalt]

IF ONLY.

[lusty spruce]

Let your inner shit poster free

[worldly night]

Make it an emote and post it. Loophole

[bronze anchor]

Just say you investigated yourself and found no wrong doing.

[fiery meadow]

wow sache i still have an outgoing friend request from 2020 toward you

[brazen basalt]

but i dont know u ;_;

[sick bloom]

Me in my own discord always breaking the rules

[fiery meadow]

[sick bloom]

Pain

[brazen basalt]

I mean sure we talk here but like

we dont know each other.

[knotty stream]

Literally The man trying to replace Ur wife and u dont know them damn

[tight vale]

Imagine if vrchat was a brand for items and stuff

[brazen basalt]

I'll put this thing to a vid eventually. cba right now

[knotty stream]

Still remember Gucci releasing 3d model of sneakers😩

[brazen basalt]

would take too long and its almost slep tiem

[tight vale]

Cba?

[brazen basalt]

cant be arsed

k

[tight vale]

On Roblox and vrchat 🤣

[lusty spruce]

Sach funko pop figure

[brazen basalt]

oh god no

[fiery meadow]

you added me on vrc i thought we had something special

[sick bloom]

Sache it's nearly 1 pm go get your timezones right smh

[brazen basalt]

i did?

huh.

[bronze anchor]

Wait its Gweiss X sach 😳 ?

[knotty stream]

They looked so weird too didn't buy them Even for The memes

[tight vale]

You didn't know about the Gucci shoes

[brazen basalt]

pff

[sick bloom]

Jar time

[nocturne zenith]

NO

[fiery meadow]

if you love your wife so much more than me why dont you marry her

[brazen basalt]

my head cant be made into funko

its too beard for that

[lusty spruce]

Just make it low poly

[fiery meadow]

uhhhhhhhhhhh

[sick bloom]

Or a bigger box

[bronze anchor]

No

[tight vale]

Y'all copping the virtual 25's In vrchat?

[lusty spruce]

Sach funko but instead of head it has big S

That would work

[tight vale]

Imagine Vrchat X Funko

[brazen basalt]

look

it cant be done

[tight vale]

Just have the devs as Funko pops

[brazen basalt]

there is no way to capture this

[knotty stream]

Thats a beard and a half

[tight vale]

You look on one half, like someone in a horror film

[brazen basalt]

probably why my wife likes me. she's a horror buff.

she thought i was creepy when we first met. it's fitting.

[sick bloom]

Needs more beard

[brazen basalt]

i thought she talked too much.

and yet

[tight vale]

And you look like you about to accidentally crush the phone 📱 (I'm sorry)

[bronze anchor]

Nah he is gently holding that phone

Im more scared that he would drop it

[brazen basalt]

yep. pretty gentle grip there.

[fiery meadow]

gently caressing the phone

[lusty spruce]

That's the look he gives to his kids when they misbehave

[brazen basalt]

eh not so much now. theyre grown. :p

now they can support me in my old age

bout time too

freeloaders

[knotty stream]

Damn

[brazen basalt]

what's the point of having kids if u cant take their mooney

[tight vale]

What my teacher looks like when the class is annoying him a little too much:

[bronze anchor]

to bully them?

[lusty spruce]

Sach being a grandpa soon?

[brazen basalt]

i better not be

[fiery meadow]

whats the point of kids if you cant use them for manual labor

[brazen basalt]

mow a grass
do a dish

[fiery meadow]

@digital marsh whats the point of kids if you cant make them kill quails for you

[tight vale]

What's the point of kids if you can't use them for owning your restaurant franchise

[brazen basalt]

you do pay them. what you think this rent-free living situation is

doesnt cost them, but its costing me

[tight vale]

Better bring me my money

Tbh, if you think of it, life is like a membership

[lusty spruce]

Welp it was fun now off to finish my shift i go

[brazen basalt]

o/

[tight vale]

The first 18 years is a free trial

[brazen basalt]

i didnt sign up for this

[tight vale]

Then you got taxes

[bronze anchor]

Take care Pea

[brazen basalt]

much like school and taxes, someone forced life on me

rood btw

didnt even get to review the terms

[tight vale]

Yeah

[sick bloom]

Bye peapea

[tight vale]

Terms and conditions are too long

[fiery meadow]

youre a parent sache?

[brazen basalt]

ive been saying this, yes.

[tight vale]

I kinda want the vrchat logo to be pickup able

[fiery meadow]

oh wow i thought that was a meme

[tight vale]

So I can beat this random brush with the vrchat logo lmao

[fiery meadow]

you mentioned it before lmfao

[tight vale]

I didn't.

[brazen basalt]

ive mentioned it a number of times. :p

[fiery meadow]

i meant sache

[tight vale]

Oh

[brazen basalt]

not a good parent, mind you

[fiery meadow]

thats what all parents say at first

[tight vale]

Vote for vrchat logo to be able to pickup?

[brazen basalt]

bad role model, bad teacher, unstable presence in the home

"at first"

[bronze anchor]

Hey if the kids are still alive your an above average parent

[brazen basalt]

bruh theyre grown

adults

well you say that, but here's the thing

[fiery meadow]

oh LOL

[brazen basalt]

i didnt raise them either, lul

[bronze anchor]

Did you steal them?

[fiery meadow]

are they pretty

[tight vale]

If the kids don't have intentions of killing you, dw about it

[brazen basalt]

long story, but short version is they were adopted out to my parents as infants.

[bronze anchor]

Gweiss your not gonna date sach's kids

[rain horizon]

Gm

[fiery meadow]

why do you think thats my intent ;-;

[brazen basalt]

but we stayed involved in their lives, as much as we could be.

[bronze anchor]

I know you long enough by now gwe

[brazen basalt]

now one of em lives here.

[fiery meadow]

bruh

[brazen basalt]

which is good coz i dont wanna mow the lawn anymore

[fiery meadow]

if they are full grown adults theres a good chance that they are older than me

i mean having them mow the lawn is acceptable imo

[brazen basalt]

its transitory, not expecting him to stay.

eventually they'll finish school, move out, all that jazz

then i can turn that room into...something. idk what yet

[fiery meadow]

sound studio p o g

[brazen basalt]

fullspace vr lul

oh god no

that room is nowhere near ready to be a sound studio.

this room barely is

[digital marsh]

Producers and sound engineers want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

Sound padded room with calibrated monitors

[brazen basalt]

mhm

[bronze anchor]

Sai when are you gonna build me a sound studio

[brazen basalt]

some day i'll live where there's basements

sound studio basement

[digital marsh]

The dream

[digital marsh]

How about you build me a studio cause i actually work with audio unlike you

[bronze anchor]

I doubt you would enjoy the studio id build

[brazen basalt]

i wanna share this song but i cant yet

nnnggggg

[digital marsh]

Show me the wip

[brazen basalt]

will have to spend a couple hours doing the vid, then upload it, then tweet it so it can get 38 views and 2 likes 😄

not gonna drop it here m8

stalkin mah tweets sai

omg

literally shaking and whatever else happens with that

[digital marsh]

just dm me the wip wtf

[brazen basalt]

gosh fine geez

[digital marsh]

Imagine having an ID and not immediately sharing it

what are you, patient? disgusting

[brazen basalt]

had to friend you, gross

thx discord

[digital marsh]

But why do you make it sound sO BAD

[brazen basalt]

i dont like socializing 😭

[digital marsh]

Yet you work on a social app

[brazen basalt]

ironic innit

[digital marsh]

checkmate liberal

[bronze anchor]

Also your in this chat a lot for someone who dislikes to socialist

[brazen basalt]

well here's the thing

chats are controlled social environments

here or VoIP, not as big a thing

irl tho, hecc no

[digital marsh]

Yeah i hate irl socializing

i love it online though cause i usually find like minded people and can pop off

[brazen basalt]

ye

[bronze anchor]

Oh like that yea, i get that vibe

[fiery meadow]

CEO of dj sets

[bronze anchor]

Just go to underground clubs sai if you want other alcoholic music producers

[fiery meadow]

on friday night

[digital marsh]

banger set last weekend cant change my mind

[fiery meadow]

banger

[fiery meadow]

wild of you to assume he doesnt already do that

[bronze anchor]

Well he better not with the rona

It is what it is

[brazen basalt]

Monke, you've been told at least 4 times now how to get help.

No one's gonna repeat themselves on this.

I'm trying to be nice about this. 🙂

[fiery meadow]

Yes feed the troll give the kid attention

[brazen basalt]

I couldve been a barista

but no

[fiery meadow]

babysitting kids online :-:

[brazen basalt]

actually no lol, i'd be a shit barista ngl

[fiery meadow]

would you hog the drinks yourself

[brazen basalt]

more like i'd be salty to everyone

it's coffee, you fuck. -toss-

[sick bloom]

Imagine drinking

[fiery meadow]

Tea or Coffee?
Tea.
Wrong, its coffee. toss

[bronze anchor]

At the same time, you can just miss-make everyone's coffee and if they complain call them crazy

[brazen basalt]

you definitely ordered this. yes, with croutons in it.

all coffee has 30g of salt in it, what are you talking about

you want to talk to the manager? i want a lambo. guess neither of us gets what we want

[fiery meadow]

company etiquette, sorry cant do anything about it

[bronze anchor]

Nono, this is an official Italian Coffee, why else would we have pizza dough inside of it

[fiery meadow]

i didnt take a sip of your coffee, i was merely checking if the temperature was up to the company standards

[brazen basalt]

im pouring it on the floor to check the consistency

[fiery meadow]

lmfao

[brazen basalt]

why yes i did in fact write "bitch" on the cup, why do you ask

[sick bloom]

Smh

[fiery meadow]

Oh sorry i misunderstood your name. Should i have written "John" instead of "McAsshat the third from babylonia"?

[brazen basalt]

You seem upset, Monke.

[rain horizon]

I keep forgetting my ankle isn’t fully healed and i almost rolled it lol

[sick bloom]

Dumdum noki

[brazen basalt]

u gotta take better care of urself, noki

Yes. Yes you do, Monke.

[sick bloom]

Talking about feet, my toenail is still not back, I miss him

[fiery meadow]

ew yikes

[rain horizon]

Im sorry

[sick bloom]

It's not ew

[brazen basalt]

put a fake one on. make it outta metal

[sick bloom]

[rain horizon]

Is it possible to get rid of a speech impediment?

[brazen basalt]

yep

[fiery meadow]

yep

[brazen basalt]

well sort of

[rain horizon]

Really how

[sick bloom]

Speemch impediment

[rain horizon]

I sorta hide mine

[brazen basalt]

more like it's possible to work with it, and figure out how to deal with it.

[knotty stream]

No i have this one called Finnish accent cant get rid of it

[rain horizon]

I pronounce words beginning with a R with a W

[fiery meadow]

it sounds stupid but it really can be helped with a lot of help

[brazen basalt]

Finnish accent is best tho

[sick bloom]

Remember when funny yellow dog was a thing

[fiery meadow]

and practice

[rain horizon]

So rice is wice and run is wun

[digital marsh]

@fiery meadowhttps://soundcloud.com/hayvemusic/essenger-empire-of-steel-feat-scandroid-hayve-remix-1

[rain horizon]

Been practicing hiding the thing for years

[sick bloom]

Every finnish person sounds like kimi Räikkönen change my mind

[brazen basalt]

could work that out with a speech therapist tbh

[fiery meadow]

^

[rain horizon]

Ah ok

[sick bloom]

Noki speaks in owo language

[brazen basalt]

hell, there's probably YT vids on how to work it out now lol

[fiery meadow]

yea its the one that didnt make it but was really really good

[rain horizon]

It pisses me off cuz when im doing a presentation people laugh at me

[digital marsh]

I can not stop listening to it ever

its so fucking well produced

[rain horizon]

Basically

[brazen basalt]

also Finnish has the best swears

[sick bloom]

There's a guy in my squadron that also has a speech issue but that's legit just owo language for everything

[knotty stream]

True

[fiery meadow]

perkele

[brazen basalt]

perkele

jinx

[sick bloom]

Perkele

[rain horizon]

Ik

[bronze anchor]

Why thje fuck cant soundcloud keep my music volume constant
I dont enjoy being blasted by loud noise

[knotty stream]

Saatana

[sick bloom]

Motherfucker i was on cooldown

[fiery meadow]

AAAA i wanted to say jinx but i get a stupid slowmode cooldown

[digital marsh]

steam gift card 25$

[fiery meadow]

;(

[sick bloom]

Stinky mods and their no slow mode

[bronze anchor]

Time to become a discord client monkey

[rain horizon]

Thanos monke haunts my dreams

[fiery meadow]

[digital marsh]

Thank you Monke, very cool! 🤠 👍

[fiery meadow]

why, can a client bypass slowmode or what

[sick bloom]

Also imagine being Finnish, mandatory military service go brrrrt

[bronze anchor]

They used to be able to

[knotty stream]

Hey i loved The army

[fiery meadow]

mandatory military service is not that uncommon

[bronze anchor]

Like fairly sure it used the local PC time and with it being a webapp you could just change the time to chat without slowmode.

[brazen basalt]

anyway i should sleep

[fiery meadow]

wait

[sick bloom]

What position salmon

[fiery meadow]

have you not been to bed yet sache

[brazen basalt]

ofc not, wasnt bed time yet

[fiery meadow]

jesus

[brazen basalt]

i am nite person

[fiery meadow]

fair enough

[bronze anchor]

Well go sleep now then dude

[knotty stream]

I was in tank division basically setting up a command Post for tanks

Was fun

[brazen basalt]

ngl finnish military scares me.

they give no fucks.

[knotty stream]

Got to Be in a firing tank couple times

[sick bloom]

Ah yes leopard time

[brazen basalt]

i kinda lowkey wanna move there, but

learning finnish is...uh

[knotty stream]

Yeah....

[brazen basalt]

probably not happening

XD

[knotty stream]

Dont Bother

[sick bloom]

I learned swedish for a bit, all I remember is mjölk

[slow wind]

Don lol

[brazen basalt]

Figure I'm probably fine just knowing olut and perkele, should get me through life just fine

[slow wind]

Don help me.

[jovial marsh]

what is going on he-

[sick bloom]

Y

[fiery meadow]

perkele satana >:(

[jovial marsh]

i know perkele

[brazen basalt]

saatana*

[jovial marsh]

whats olut

[slow wind]

Trying to learn 2 languages at once

[knotty stream]

Beer

[sick bloom]

Do one first dumdum

[jovial marsh]

prost and kippis is also important

[sick bloom]

I failed first year because i had 4 fucking languages

French, dutch, english and german

[bronze anchor]

Being dutch and having to learn dutch
Smh

[jovial marsh]

still dunno which one is the finnish for cheers

[sick bloom]

Oclac shut

[knotty stream]

Kippis

[worn walrus]

boo

[brazen basalt]

could be worse. could have to learn Dansk

i wont do that

[jovial marsh]

or russian

[slow wind]

Forsjsjsjsjdjjffnf means salesman

[sick bloom]

Cyka blyat

[jovial marsh]

you are in the middle of a conversation and out of a sudden you rush b cyka blyat

[brazen basalt]

yknow whats weird is russian is pretty easy to figure out by sound, but writing it is over my head. i cant see Cyrillic letters the way theyre meant to be seen.

[sick bloom]

I'm multilingual in making fun of people

[worn walrus]

Ligma = Ligmanet Shartargonaff the great norse god of spherical objects

[brazen basalt]

i kinda love that they dont have the as a qualifier

[fiery meadow]

when youre russian and someone says cyka blyat

[jovial marsh]

5k hours in csgo taught me to understand russian conversations by sound

[sick bloom]

Blyad

[jovial marsh]

cyrilic is a big nono

[fiery meadow]

yeah, the sentence building is really weird but easy

He policeman

Me Gweiss

[brazen basalt]

Still remember someone explaining it to me once: Why use "the"? If I say "get in car", you know what car I mean. If you don't, you're dumb.

which...i mean

theyre right XD

[fiery meadow]

lmfao very true

[jovial marsh]

lol

[fiery meadow]

Learning to read cyrillic was pretty easy for me

but i kept mixing up letters that were the same in my first language

[brazen basalt]

ye, same problem i have

[slow wind]

What if you're at the shelter and wanna say you want a cat but not precisely the cat in front of you?

[sick bloom]

I want cat

[fiery meadow]

Я хочу усыновить кошку.
I want adopt cat.

[slow wind]

That's the same as the cat isn't it?

[slow wind]

Oooo

[brazen basalt]

like i know what sound И is, but my brain cant help but put the latin N sound to it first

which is totally wrong

[fiery meadow]

If youre trying to say "I want to adopt this particular cat" you would say: Я хочу усыновить этого кота.

[worn walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/felix-rezero-zero-nya-cute-gif-6112845

Here's my cat

[fiery meadow]

этого just being "this"

[brazen basalt]

I take it кота is cat?

[sick bloom]

Catboy

[fiery meadow]

yeah but adjusted with the case

[brazen basalt]

ah so it's gendered like spanish/german/etc

[fiery meadow]

yea yea

[bronze anchor]

Thats an odd cat

[fiery meadow]

I gave an example of a male cat

[worn walrus]

This is the best cat

[slow wind]

Cute kitty

[fiery meadow]

since the male cat is кот and female cat is кошка

if you pointed at a female cat, you would say: Я хочу усыновить эту кошку.

English has 2 cases, German has 4 and Russian has 6

[sick bloom]

Best cat

[slow wind]

What languages do you know gweiss

[fiery meadow]

a few

some better than others, though

[brazen basalt]

yea german cases still trip me up sometimes. male/female/neuter, direct/indirect, singular/plural

[slow wind]

Those don't sound too hard... but I bet if I pulled out a deck.. @-@

[brazen basalt]

easy for some things - „katze” is always katze - but not others

[knotty stream]

Finnish with fifteen noun cases

[glad coral]

where are you from?

[fiery meadow]

I mean in german theres Katze and Kater

[sick bloom]

Dutch with just kat

[brazen basalt]

erf

[glad coral]

huh?

[slow wind]

Aw you're from erf?

[sick bloom]

I mean kat works but there's poes too I guess

[brazen basalt]

well sure but in a general sense, it wouldnt come up often

...why did i tag donro

[sick bloom]

Dumdum

[brazen basalt]

meant to tag gweiss

f

[glad coral]

german ppl usually just say katze if its a stray cat or smthng

[brazen basalt]

ye

[fiery meadow]

Katze is pretty unisex

[glad coral]

yeah exactly

[fiery meadow]

Kater would be for male cats only

or for a hangover, since that is also Kater

[glad coral]

10 years of german just to determine how to say cat

[brazen basalt]

but my favorite thing is all the compound words

[glad coral]

🙂

[fiery meadow]

russian has them too

[brazen basalt]

work-thing. fire-thing. drive-thing.

[fiery meadow]

sort of

[glad coral]

oh one of the longest german words is translated to regulation and rules of packaging beef

[slow wind]

We should force gweiss to say verbal sentences in several languages and send the files to us

[sick bloom]

Fahrzeug sounds like vaar which would indicate a boat but nope