vrchat-general-1

[cursive epoch]

You too

[unborn torrent]

what if i like that you freaky ahh

[steel granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001644168738766949/1370479973445402715/IMG_7178.gif

[cursive epoch]

I must become the ultimate life form

[cursive epoch]

Ew

[unborn torrent]

you said it, not me

[cursive epoch]

You said freaky not me

[unborn torrent]

i called you the freak

[cursive epoch]

You said what if you’d like that, that makes you freaky

[steel granite]

ok cell

[polar tiger]

Heyyy

[unborn torrent]

what if, not that i do

[cursive epoch]

Yes

I think

[cursive epoch]

Then it shouldn’t be freaky, dinnerbone

[steel granite]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-gif-24132028

[cursive epoch]

Brains

[unborn torrent]

i like that one, free head massage and moisturization

[olive bramble]

[cursive epoch]

Making Roblox UGC is so damn expensive

[uneven sorrel]

hey is this new vrchat client thing legit or just a fear monger tactic ?

[olive bramble]

its always fear mongering

[cursive epoch]

Fake

[unborn torrent]

anyways yeh, i want a caucasian shepherd

russian bear dog

[unborn torrent]

used in labor camps i think

[proven orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/aubdawg69-daniel-larson-larsonian-gif-24759417

[lusty helm]

Yo can anyone help me out? Is anyone familiar with vcc

[shut sundial]

people are going crazy

we must seek shelter

[shrewd viper]

I’m going to say this and say this once if all questies leave pc people would be happy but then they will start to realize how boring it is cause of the update simple 🚶🏿‍♀️but anyways have fun ig

[mint niche]

That's kind of stupid + but anyway is coming soon The banwave

[nimble mural]

nomnomnom

im gonna bite you

[cursive epoch]

Soap

[cursive epoch]

Wha

@iron girder I ate the door

[nimble mural]

im gonnna eat ur soap

[cursive epoch]

[iron girder]

Omg

[flat bough]

Love that sticker

[shut sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/chibidoki-stares-chibidoki-gif-3088808992404001986

[unborn torrent]

foony is special

[cursive epoch]

It was delicious

[knotty peak]

[iron girder]

sobs

[unborn torrent]

hi bun

[knotty peak]

hello

[iron girder]

Hai mich :3

[shut sundial]

mentally ill, autistic, adhd, d.i.d and disabled

[iron girder]

Hullo hullo alex

[unborn torrent]

hi love of my short life

[unborn torrent]

actually?

[iron girder]

short life?

[knotty peak]

im new here

[iron girder]

Welcome

[shut sundial]

no not really, but 1 of them is

[unborn torrent]

ofc its short.
im gen z, ive got like 7 years left

[iron girder]

Oh god

[unborn torrent]

i told one of my friends today "graduating high school is like death, graduating college is like the afterlife"

[shut sundial]

@iron girder why do "guys" likes to prove that they can fix girls who has mental illness and adhd?

[iron girder]

Both are shit

[shut sundial]

i don't understand

[unborn torrent]

the 400k a year salary isnt shit, so

[iron girder]

Because people are weird. It isn’t just men

There’s some odd attraction to people with mental illness and it’s never because they actually love them or care LOL

[shut sundial]

oh man, people are weird asf

[iron girder]

it’s just having that person as something to own imo

Like a goal rather than a complex person

[unborn torrent]

never been bullied in school

[shut sundial]

people like that really exist? thats scary and toxic

[unborn torrent]

and if someone ever tried i just ignored them :3

[iron girder]

I mean more metaphorically, but yeah

For people like that its more having the satisfaction of “fixing” someone before they’re done lol

[keen kernel]

People can be weird

[shut sundial]

i mean i've seen some people in relationships with mentall ill girlfriends and the guys tolerate it, but never boast about having one

the guys would be like "yep, this is what i live with now"

[unborn torrent]

meow

[iron girder]

Thats bcs people are odd as hell and being taboo makes them feel special

[shut sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-woah-wait-what-shocked-what-did-you-say-gif-16673454

[iron girder]

Just my opinion HAHA

[unborn torrent]

give me a mentally ill girl
i can fix nothing :3

[iron girder]

LMAO

[queen berry]

Me who heard hullo from a book:

[iron girder]

People can’t really be fixed since there’s nothing inherently wrong w them

Its more just striving to be better, which is a constant

[shut sundial]

you can try asking bunni, maybe bunni is one

[keen kernel]

Bob the builder can we fix her?

[unborn torrent]

bunni bunni
be my mentally ill gf pls

[shut sundial]

[iron girder]

I am mentally ill but I never wish to be romanced

[unborn torrent]

ive got a mentally ill husband named rphal so now i need a wife

aw..

[queen berry]

I think it was the boy who said "hullo". And that book was none other than narnia

[iron girder]

Honestly if it isn’t a joke, I get so icked out when people show romantic interest in me or flirt

[shut sundial]

strong independent are we?

[iron girder]

Nah

I’m just really tired

[shut sundial]

what if a sugar daddy wants you

[iron girder]

Yuck HAHA

[unborn torrent]

dont you have a bf 😭

[keen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-unacceptable-earl-of-lemongrab-gif-16269937

[shut sundial]

but yeah understandable

money can't buy true love anyway

[keen kernel]

Love is weird

[shut sundial]

love can be anything actually, some people find love through homeless

or like also through training and even at the gym

[olive bramble]

free moners

[keen kernel]

That's what i like about love, others seek it so badly, i like the cliche of falling in love out the blue with someone you did not looked for

[shut sundial]

those are the most romantic and legitimate love, but then again

[iron girder]

Thats the best kind honestly

[proven orchid]

Hello guys

[iron girder]

I feel like if you’re purposefully seeking it isn’t as meaningful

Hai

[proven orchid]

🫏 Igor says hi

[unborn torrent]

skibiti

[olive bramble]

I've just long accepted being unwanted

[iron girder]

Hi Igor :D

[unborn torrent]

oh shit chat i gotta tell you

[keen kernel]

Hii

[proven orchid]

[keen kernel]

Tell us your secrets

[iron girder]

Whoa

[unborn torrent]

im going to a convention in oklahoma that's gonna have like all the (living) twilight people there.
i dont care for twilight but i thought that was cool

[iron girder]

OOO

the first Twilight is on Netflix now

[unborn torrent]

last year i got to meet actors from psych and i got a few pictures with some of them

[queen berry]

i'm sorta doing that, but also not really, just keeping my eyed peeled. If that makes sense

[unborn torrent]

in love with woody 🥺

[iron girder]

Understandable

I heard Psych was gud

[unborn torrent]

ive watched it a lot

[iron girder]

Googling it rn

If only it was on Netflix sigh

[nimble mural]

im back hallo

[keen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/edward-cullen-robert-pattinson-team-edward-twilight-twilight-meme-gif-2769502854728900541

[iron girder]

wb blawg

[unborn torrent]

peepo?

[nimble mural]

if ur saying repo sure

[unborn torrent]

peepo~!

[knotty peak]

what

[nimble mural]

what

[knotty peak]

what

[keen kernel]

What2

[knotty peak]

what

[unborn torrent]

you were playing csgo wit ur friends?

[shell stag]

Super new to VR just kinda looking for friends or anyone to help show me around please?

[nimble mural]

i was but stopped

[unborn torrent]

playing on what

[nimble mural]

wdym

[unborn torrent]

device

[nimble mural]

oh pc

[unborn torrent]

on steam?

[nimble mural]

ye

why wsp

[unborn torrent]

are u getting on nerd

[knotty peak]

what

im bored

[nimble mural]

pepo?

[iron girder]

cute fellur drink

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201969023953403955/1370552518903337070/IMG_1675.jpg?ex=681fea00&is=681e9880&hm=78886075bf35963cacdc8404b300bcadf607f37872c5b3e15605f77dcb4df6eb&

[unborn torrent]

yes >:C

[iron girder]

Should I make a cup

[nimble mural]

opening game

[nimble mural]

maybe

[unborn torrent]

cute fellur? like you (rizz of the highest variety)

[iron girder]

Whoa

[knotty peak]

im bored

[storm lance]

anyone trying to hop on with me? Dm me

[iron girder]

Tha nks : -3

[unborn torrent]

hehehe " : -3 "
so silly face

[nimble mural]

how do i join you you are also offline 😭

[unborn torrent]

ive had offline on for like a year

[nimble mural]

can you invite me

[iron girder]

I’m gonna ruin the drink by pouring seltzer in instead of water

[knotty peak]

im bored what should i do

[runic forge]

ok i think im kind of getting the hang of world creation

[unborn torrent]

NO

[iron girder]

HAHA

[runic forge]

turns out all i had to do was plan it out in the sims before i modeled stuff instead of winging it LMAO

[iron girder]

The sims in vrchat

[knotty peak]

what do i do

[runic forge]

unfortunately i cant just straight up port my sims build

because 1 copyright (ea would actually skin me, ive already ported bella goth) and 2 cant export lots as models

you can export sims with unofficial tools. but for lots youd have to rip them from the game directly which is apparently difficult ever since they migrated the game to the ea launcher

[knotty peak]

guys give me ideas of what to do when bored

[iron girder]

If only

[iron girder]

Here hold on

Watch this

https://youtu.be/C6RvwUsCFfw?si=LHEDB-DJrZFhFmGr

[knotty peak]

ok

[vestal hearth]

I’ve been out of the house for 13 hours but finally got home and I’m so exhausteddd

[iron girder]

Social battery gotta be ded

[void pulsar]

touching grass for 13 hours... good job 👍

[iron girder]

Mm grass

[knotty peak]

done

[iron girder]

And not the prickly dry kind. The good hydrated grass

[knotty peak]

im still bored

[iron girder]

Alex, that is 22 minute long video

You are not done

[knotty peak]

ik

it was boring

[iron girder]

Your poor brain is rotted by tiktok skibidi toilet subway surfers

[nimble mural]

true

[shut sundial]

@iron girder are you good with math?

[knotty peak]

no

[zinc stirrup]

Bruh started vrchat yesterday, played one dragon ball world today and ended up with 4 friends instantly because of my broly impression 💔

[iron girder]

I failed a bunch of math classes, but I’m good when I’m forced to be lols

[runic forge]

honestly being funny is the best asset u can have in a social situation LMAO

[iron girder]

Whats up

[zinc stirrup]

Yea it makes conversations feel natural, being funny is always a good thing lol

[shut sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/994643633875730532/1370555636496208022/MathPuzzleFindX.jpg?ex=681fece7&is=681e9b67&hm=166619bd6a1501b21fb1f8e55770d4b33fefcb1251ad60bca075bc8a959d0db0&

[iron girder]

Ew

[knotty peak]

what is the best music taste?

[iron girder]

I’m not doin allat

[shut sundial]

so you're not good at math, understandable

[zinc stirrup]

Wait gimme a few i can do it

[iron girder]

I’ve failed 4 college math classes

[shut sundial]

that bad? oof

[iron girder]

The only thing I need to know practically is how to do my taxes and how you measure chemicals, so I’m fine HAHA

I didn’t need to know math for welding

[knotty peak]

s

[iron girder]

Took contemporary mathematics and the teacher was an actual flaming bitch

Then technical mathematics which wasn’t bad but I just have procrastination problems

[shut sundial]

college professors are dicks sometimes

[iron girder]

The first one was actually like

Idk she had an entire tree up her ass, not even a stick

[covert fossil]

Hii

[iron girder]

Hallooo

[queen berry]

dang. sorry to hear that.

[iron girder]

Its fine HAHA

I don’t need it to get my cosmo license, the college just tries to force a degree on everyone

[zinc stirrup]

Swear that's impossible

You keep itterating in a loop

[shut sundial]

[zinc stirrup]

The value of X is insanity, how bout that 😭

[queen berry]

oh no, for a second i thought you said "i dont need to get my cosmo license" 🤣

[iron girder]

nawh HAHA

I want my license. I just gotta get an updated physical then I’m applying online

[queen berry]

way to quit your hobby like that.

xD

[iron girder]

Not much a hobby, but yeah

[queen berry]

true that. you're cooking with it tho

[iron girder]

Tanks

[queen berry]

np. glad you made it through your classes over the year or years.

[mint niche]

I just did my first tattoo

[iron girder]

Noice

[iron girder]

2 years and 1,200 hours 👍

[knotty peak]

rate my pfp 1/10

[iron girder]

Because 1,200 hours is what the state requires you to do

[queen berry]

insane. in a good way.

[iron girder]

Other states require a lot more lols

I think NY is one of the lowest. Theirs is like 1,000 hours

[queen berry]

dang

[iron girder]

And a barbering license is only 800

[knotty peak]

rate my pfp

[vestal hearth]

^ what a nerd amirite

[clever compass]

can a staff verify something for me

wanna make ssure its a legit link

VRChat Group Leader Discord Application?

[fresh wren]

It's legit.

I filled it out.

[clever compass]

its a google form for yes

[fresh wren]

Yes.

[clever compass]

o ok'

im just checkin

[latent mango]

as long as it's the one from #announcements

[upbeat briar]

Hey uh can anyone tell me why people are so against photos in vrchat 💀

[fresh wren]

Had me worried it was going to be that link.

[vestal hearth]

Most people in public make a face when they find out they’re being recorded even if it is public property 😂

[mystic isle]

are you just randomly taking photos of people or?

[upbeat briar]

nah, I just see it in trolling videos

I just mean when people get so defensive about it yk

[mystic isle]

whether it’s vr or irl I’d rather not have a camera shoved in my face or someone taking pictures of me for no reason

[vestal hearth]

^^

[upbeat briar]

but obviously irl is different than vr, I would care in real life but since its a fake avatar thats not me, I personally dont care

[vestal hearth]

I can 100% understand being defensive about a recording device shoved in your face for many, many reasons

[mystic isle]

I don’t care too much it’s just annoying and unnecessary though

[runic forge]

imho it's more the principle of it. people don't want pictures of them taken without consent, regardless of if it's "really them"

[mystic isle]

cause I can’t think of a reason to just randomly take a picture of someone

if you like the avatar… ask to copy it or at least ask before taking a photo

[tired scroll]

im sigma

[fresh wren]

I thought you were Sipp?

[vestal hearth]

Siggbox

[runic forge]

it's not abt it being your real face, it's just the fact someones running up and taking a picture for who knows what reason. are they gonna post it online to make fun of you? are they a freak putting pictures of peoples e-boobs in their goon folder? people dont know what ur intent is

[mystic isle]

Sipp is actually supe which is like super cause they’re a super sigma

[knotty peak]

someone willing to make a pfp for me maybe

[tired scroll]

seems like you already have one

[upbeat briar]

But for me, especially in the cases of the trolling vids, obviously the person is using some other software to record and the person has no idea. I guess it seems people dont realize the in game camera isnt the only way to record/take a picture of someone

[runic forge]

and in the "trolling videos" case... posting it online to make fun of you is accurate.

[knotty peak]

i need a different one

[mystic isle]

Gooning is also a big reason, as a male wearing male avis it’s not as big of an issue or common occurrence, but when playing with female friends or male friends wearing feminine/female avatars people be gooning

[fresh wren]

I've been in the same instance as RatGrave, btw.

[runic forge]

yeah sadly 😭

[fresh wren]

And Hypaholic.

Even said hi to him.

[mystic isle]

I lwk wanna find myself on a trolling video it would be funny

[shut sundial]

@fresh wren Today is Friday in California, shoot

[upbeat briar]

For the "gooning" thing I honestly dont care because as long as the avatar isnt a representation of me or something then would it really matter? Whos gonna know its you?

[fresh wren]

Huuuh?

[vestal hearth]

People were caught doing and saying crazy shit to people when google glass first released as a wearable that can secretly take pics, then restaurants started banning them because secretly recording is creepy

[runic forge]

i once had someone walk up and grope my fallback avatar, and i tried to change it, but fallbacks dont change in real time. i just left the game

[mystic isle]

I don’t feel comfortable with random strangers touching themselves to a model mimicking my actions and my voice

[shut sundial]

phew phew

[runic forge]

it wasnt even an "egirl gooner avi" it was one of the default fallbacks </3

[upbeat briar]

I meant to say referring to just pictures, not voice lol mb

[mystic isle]

you don’t realize how far some of those people go, I found a 2 minute audio college of gasps and sighs from recorded audio of me

[west fractal]

Would anyone be willing to buy me a decoration :BearBow:

[vestal hearth]

Most people’s avatars are a representation of them, and plenty folks spend hundreds of dollars to make that the case

[runic forge]

jesus fuck

[mystic isle]

shits actually harmful asf

[upbeat briar]

thats crazy bro

[mystic isle]

one of the reasons I don’t play as often

[runic forge]

yeah the anonymity of an online platform makes ppl a lot more bold with what they do

[vestal hearth]

I hope you reported 🙏

[knotty peak]

anyone here good at making pfp?

[mystic isle]

not much to report with they had it on a small discord server

[vestal hearth]

🤦

[runic forge]

pinterest frfr

[mystic isle]

only knew cause a mutual friend had screen recorded and sent it to me

[runic forge]

i drew my pfp on a sticky note and its fire

[vestal hearth]

Could’ve reported to discord tbh, they were cyber bullying with recordings of you so I imagine discord would ban them too

[west fractal]

Would anyone be willing to buy me a decoration :BearBow:

[upbeat briar]

But I guess my point is most of these cases are definitely just people trying to get a reaction, and I feel its obvious?? Idk, especially with the trend of trolling videos going around, people just want content and to make people mad. A lot of people fall for it too

[knotty peak]

should my pfp be basic?

[vestal hearth]

Fuck off

[mystic isle]

Ask the LOVE server there’s gotta be hella desp eboys there

[runic forge]

nobody cares if your pfp's basic ngl

[mystic isle]

Or whatever that server is you’re repping

[vestal hearth]

Best response

[runic forge]

im ngl i dont even talk in the server my tag's from LMAO, i just joined for the tag. it seems chill tho

[fossil panther]

Am I stupid or does the vrchat website have no way to log in via steam

[runic forge]

yeah, because steam and meta accounts aren't vrchat accounts. to use the website u need to link your acc

[mystic isle]

Mines the only server I’m in that has a tag

[fossil panther]

This laptop would shoot itself in the foot if I tried to boot up steam and I'm trying to grab my model

[vestal hearth]

Yeah you have to generate a code with the main profile and enter the code when logged into Steam in order to link them o/

[mystic isle]

I don’t feel like joining another server just for a tag cause I don’t use this app much outside of this and a few other servers

[runic forge]

i got my tag before they launched publicly, so there were only like 15 on the site i found it on. then the next day there were a billion

[mystic isle]

I’m only here cause I’m tired and bored

[vestal hearth]

There’s a link accounts button near the log out button in the settings in game @fossil panther

[fossil panther]

They've already been linked..do I just log in using the steam password for my steam accound?

[vestal hearth]

Idk if the website has that, probably tho

[fossil panther]

Account even

[vestal hearth]

Yep once they’re linked you sign into the Steam account and it’ll automatically be the main one

[mystic isle]

is the quest mobile app broken for yall too

[vestal hearth]

If you wanna sign into the website you have to use the actual vrc account password

[mystic isle]

since we’re talking about accounts and stuff

[runic forge]

not steam password no, your vrchat password

[vestal hearth]

Can’t use Steam or Meta to get into the website, only the VRC acc

[runic forge]

unless theyre the same, then yes lol

[fossil panther]

..then it seems I have forgotten my password! Lmao

[runic forge]

rip

[iron girder]

rip

[runic forge]

reset 🙏

[knotty peak]

should i go to sleep

[mystic isle]

Reset the password if you don’t know what email just assume you used whatever the steam email was

[cursive epoch]

In 600

[fossil panther]

🤦 let's hope it don't hit me with the "You are already using this password"

[runic forge]

if youre tired

[runic forge]

fucking hate when that happens

[mystic isle]

Go buy a triple shot Java monster latte mocha

[runic forge]

"you can't use your existing password 🤓" BITCH

[gritty forge]

Guys help

[wanton escarp]

No

[mystic isle]

What if I don’t wanna

[runic forge]

your neocities goes hard

[wanton escarp]

Thank you!

[gritty forge]

i will kill you

[wanton escarp]

Yay

[mystic isle]

I was gonna help but now you’re being mean 😔

[gritty forge]

ok guys help me

[mystic isle]

How’d you make your bio that

Time thing

[fossil panther]

That's. Fair actually. Didn't realize caps was an issue

[runic forge]

https://r.3v.fi/discord-timestamps/

[mystic isle]

I got a warning for bypassing it but I was just using the given tools that we are allowed to use

[fossil panther]

"I just used this password to sign in!" - and you typed it in incorrectly

[knotty peak]

freaky

[runic forge]

freaky

[mystic isle]

Nah I def typed it right the website trolling

freaky

[wanton escarp]

freaky

[runic forge]

caps lock:

[fossil panther]

Istg fr

[runic forge]

fucking hate caps lock fr 🥀 all i do is accidentally press it

[mystic isle]

this chat kinda dead bro a whole 51.8 seconds without a message

[wanton escarp]

Better than spam

[fossil panther]

I have muscle memory of using shift thanks to my chromebook (fuck you for replacing it with a SEARCH KEY and locking it behind SETTINGS but sure)

[vestal hearth]

https://hammertime.cyou

[mystic isle]

in very certain circumstances it’s funny

[digital lintel]

Work is so boring

[wanton escarp]

Perchance

[mystic isle]

get better job bro trust

[digital lintel]

Shit has me drawing blue archive characters from memory

[vestal hearth]

https://hammertime.cyou

[digital lintel]

I do logistics

I earn 3 times min wage and commission

[mystic isle]

Don’t change jobs that’s good pay

[digital lintel]

Dental and healthcare

[mystic isle]

I’m in the army I get all that and more (self hatred and injuries)

[digital lintel]

I ain’t quitting bc I doubt I’ll find a job that legit pays me to sit infront of a computer

Im chronically ill

I couldn’t join the chairforce like I wanted too

[mystic isle]

damn 😔

[vestal hearth]

Chairforce 🤔

[mystic isle]

it’s accurate

[vestal hearth]

Iunno if you wanna be accurate call them the g force lol

[digital lintel]

Chair force better

[iron girder]

Yall ever trip and react like petrified Luigi

I caught myself mid trip and went “wahhhh ”

[mystic isle]

I shoulda joined the space force they got shit so nice rn

they do less than the Air Force from what I know 😔😔🙏

Ntm that feels like such a flex and like crazy thing to rep

[iron girder]

Bro wanna go into space like Katy Perry

https://tenor.com/view/katy-perry-katy-perry-space-stan-twitter-katy-perry-kissing-the-ground-stan-twitter-astronaut-gif-8510821780580729952

[mystic isle]

“Yeah I’m in the military” “oh shit what branch, marines army?” “nah bro space force got lightsabers and shi”

[iron girder]

“Wow .. so happy to be home ❤️❤️ I’m never going into space again”

[mystic isle]

I want to have a spaceship battle and me and the enemy ship land perfect shots on one another, crashing us into the moons and we escape the exploding ships and then have a lightsaber battle

[wanton escarp]

Do you ever feel 😔
Like a plastic bag 😢
Floating through the wind 🌬
Wanting to start again 🤔

[mystic isle]

but right before my lightsaber strikes through his chest, we call it and work together to get back to the earth 🥱🔥🔥

And like I get a Medal of Honor and he gets whatever his country does

[iron girder]

https://tenor.com/view/katy-perry-katy-perry-space-katy-perry-daisy-daisy-bloom-daisy-dove-bloom-gif-7604189938891974247

Look at this flower omg :3

[mystic isle]

and like it’s epic online story told throughout the future as like one of the first space battles and shi

[vestal hearth]

Imagine all those folks that sign up for the space force because they’re not doing anything then suddenly you’re sent to the moon for 3 months lol, sure woo the moon but like you wanna be stuck with only your crew for months??? 😅

[iron girder]

LOL

[mystic isle]

It won’t load 😔😔

[vestal hearth]

Lmao

[iron girder]

dude I’d love to go to the moon

[wanton escarp]

🤫

[iron girder]

With Wallace and Gromit

[mystic isle]

only 3 month deployment?

[iron girder]

I’m hungry for moon cheese

[mystic isle]

brother I’m starting my 9 month rn

[iron girder]

Peelz is pregnant? Wild

[vestal hearth]

I don’t know anything about the military so I made a number up lol

LMAO

[iron girder]

9 months for your baby

[mystic isle]

would an abortion be awol or kia

[iron girder]

No you give birth and the baby is also enlisted

[mystic isle]

def how it works

[iron girder]

Yeah

The baby gets drafted and is sent to Japan

[mystic isle]

jokes aside the baby would have citizenship in the US and whatever country it was birthed in iirc

[mystic isle]

God I wish I had the Japan deployment

[iron girder]

My one friend does

[mystic isle]

I know several

[iron girder]

Bro in Japan rn. Must be nice

I wanna go to Japan

[vestal hearth]

Oh great your baby is a citizen of the moon

[mystic isle]

I plan to visit when my contracts over and I’m free if I don’t reenlist

[mystic isle]

now I’m curious on the legalities of that

[vestal hearth]

😂

[iron girder]

I mean, that’d prob be a grey area

[mystic isle]

Ima ask ChatGPT cause I don’t think I know how to deep search that myself

[vestal hearth]

If your baby is born on the moon it better be a citizen of the moon

[iron girder]

How many flags are on the moon

Like if it’s just the US flag up there maybe the baby is a US citizen

[vestal hearth]

IMO born on a different planetoid should definitely do something to you

[iron girder]

I feel like it’d be hard to give birth in 0 gravity

[vestal hearth]

Much agree

[iron girder]

You push and the lil mf floats up

[vestal hearth]

Then you just float there, connected, in perfect harmony

[iron girder]

It probably isn’t practical and the baby would drown in air

[vestal hearth]

Lmfao

[iron girder]

Cuz of amniotic fluid

[stoic horizon]

sup chat

[vestal hearth]

I don’t know enough about pregnancy either, Idk what amniotic means

But I know births include juice so I guess it’s birth juice

[cursive epoch]

The fluid in the womb where the baby sits

A mix of normal fluid, pee, whatever

[mystic isle]

Unfortunately nobody can claim the moon so baby is just US citizen

[cursive epoch]

I am the moon

[mystic isle]

But on his birth shit mf would be recognized for being born on the moon at least

[vestal hearth]

Did you say.. a pee mixture? I must consult with the gf now 😂

[cursive epoch]

Yes, babies pee in the womb

[vestal hearth]

Ohh nvm that disproves my theory ok thx

[cursive epoch]

Like fish

[iron girder]

LOL

[cursive epoch]

I somehow chipped the inner part of my tooth

[iron girder]

yeah then they just absorb it like FREAKS

ouchie

[cursive epoch]

AAAA

[iron girder]

Like hypothetically birth would be nearly impossible in 0 gravity

Not only would pushing out the baby be harder, but getting fluid from baby lungs would be WAY harder

[cursive epoch]

Put them in a tube

[runic forge]

chatgpt hallucinates though

[iron girder]

Imagine being a loser sharing scam giftcards

we saw that, fool. Piss off

[knotty peak]

back

[iron girder]

[cursive epoch]

I think my wife is a hallucination

[iron girder]

chatgpt is gonna give birth in space

[mystic isle]

I thought most of yall hallucinate too tho

[iron girder]

Why me !!

[knotty peak]

back

[fresh wren]

Aaaah, gotta love when people click on virus links...

[cursive epoch]

I never said which one!

[runic forge]

ya but u dont use me to research

[mystic isle]

Skill issue lwk

[iron girder]

bros mssg immediately got dyno’d

[mystic isle]

I will didn’t know it was an option

[sour spindle]

can someone help me

[iron girder]

grim is so intelligent

Massage his temples to learn the secrets of the world

[mystic isle]

@runic forge research the results of a baby being birthed on the moon by a space force soldier or spouse

[iron girder]

So theres several flags on the moon so one would assume the baby would default to whatever country the mother is from

[sour spindle]

i cant play vrchat on my quest 2, i cant even load into my home world, i tried factory resetting my headset, restarting it after an update, deleting and reinstalling vrchat, and i checked my wifi connection and its completely fine, ik its not vrchat itself bc it runs just fine on my PC.

[cursive epoch]

Free world citizenship

[iron girder]

Make a post in #1138891887374237706

imagine

[vestal hearth]

I chipped my tooth a few months ago from fingernail chewing and it’s just there now and idk if it’s like… getting worse? It doesn’t hurt 🤔

[iron girder]

That baby is an enemy of the fucking state

[mystic isle]

Flags are just bragging you were there you can’t claim the moon or any part of it yet (or anything out in space)

[iron girder]

Yeah since the moon isn’t property to own

[mystic isle]

Assuming it’ll change very quickly when we get out in space more

[iron girder]

Unless we go by the prospect of babies born over international waters and the baby’s citizenship is decided by whatever place the moon is closest to during its orbit

[mystic isle]

Give it less than 10 years we’ll be fighting over spots on the moon and mars

[iron girder]

So whatever place its directly over is who the baby is a citizen of

Mars kinda fire

[mystic isle]

I mean maybe but that’s pretty hard to tell cause how are you gonna accurately record that

[iron girder]

Yeah, so hypothetically the baby’s citizenship would be based off the mother since that’s the easiest to decide

[mystic isle]

you’d be a US citizen and you’d probably have some weird shit happen to you cause you were just born on the moon and you’d be studied a good bit

[iron girder]

If a baby can even be born in space with the weird gravity and survive

[mystic isle]

and you’d have bragging rights lasting centuries

military benefits and shi

idk much outside of that

[iron girder]

Space baby

I just like the hypotheticals

Any hypothetical is a fun discussion

[cursive epoch]

What if I was born on an asteroid

[mystic isle]

Just give birth in the rocket

[iron girder]

You’d be dead bcs you’d be in the cold soundless vacuum of space

So in the ship before take off?

[mystic isle]

while its landed

[cursive epoch]

I am the vacuum

[mystic isle]

we can land spaceships now bro

[iron girder]

Whoa

Wild shit, gang

[mystic isle]

it’s too easy

[iron girder]

So then you giving birth in the ship wouldn’t be in space

[runic forge]

dead

[iron girder]

Not until you leave orbit

[mystic isle]

wrong 😡😡😡

[runic forge]

how birth baby on da moon

no air

[mystic isle]

Once you’re outside of the atmosphere you’re space

[iron girder]

Hm

[mystic isle]

inside the ship landed on the moon duh

[iron girder]

So at what point is it a space baby and still able to be safely born before gravity is too out of hand

[mystic isle]

Also there is air just not as much silly

[iron girder]

Bcs if you give birth on the moon then its a moon baby

[knotty peak]

freaky goober

[runic forge]

baby is alien

[iron girder]

But it’d still have the mother’s citizenship

[queen berry]

wait bunni i thought you left xD

[iron girder]

Literally

[iron girder]

Huh? Oh nah haha

[mystic isle]

gravity shouldn’t effect a birthed baby too much, although I don’t feel like it would be too nice on the mother

[runic forge]

conclusion....... green

[iron girder]

Charging my phone to play crk

[knotty peak]

freaky goober

[queen berry]

oh nice! good luck!

[iron girder]

I mean in the sense of amniotic fluid since the baby could drown in nothing

Due to the change in gravity

[knotty peak]

i need friends

[mystic isle]

I’m not a space biologist I’m not prepared for all this

[iron girder]

So at what point is it safe then unsafe HAHA

It’s all hypothetical, gang. We’re having fun with it

[mystic isle]

let’s just assume it’s all good and the baby pops out and we chillin

[iron girder]

Ok so maybe right when they leave the atmosphere before the change in gravity is too drastic

[mystic isle]

Here me out we don’t cut the umbilical chord and we use the baby and mom as a slingshot to launch us back to earth

[iron girder]

WILD

[knotty peak]

can someone be my friend

[iron girder]

would an umbilical cord even be stretchy enough to do that

I’m curious about the elasticity

[mystic isle]

make urself interesting then ppl will be your friend

[knotty peak]

how

[queen berry]

what is this convo even xD

[iron girder]

I’ll check when I give birth one day

[mystic isle]

the asking can someone be my friend will just bring in artificial relationships that won’t last

[steel granite]

what have i come back to

[iron girder]

We were discussing the hypotheticals of what citizenship a baby born in space or on the moon would have

[mystic isle]

should be enough, low to 0 gravity you won’t need much force tho so it just has to be enough to launch you faster than normal jump would

[iron girder]

Yoo wild

[queen berry]

still, its insane xD

[mystic isle]

just imagine yourself as an angry bird

[iron girder]

I think hypotheticals are fun

You get to theorize

[mystic isle]

I wish I could give birth just to test this

[queen berry]

do you wanna change the discussion to dinos?

[iron girder]

mpreg peelz

What abt dinosaurs?

Hai hai

[mystic isle]

An umbilical cord is highly elastic, designed to stretch and move with the fetus during pregnancy. On average:
• Length: Around 50–60 cm (20–24 inches) at full term.
• Stretch: It can stretch up to 30–50% beyond its resting length without damage.
• Elasticity source: The cord is filled with a gelatinous substance called Wharton’s jelly, which cushions and protects the blood vessels and allows flexibility and resilience.
• Functionally: This elasticity helps prevent compression or tearing as the fetus moves, and it accommodates the dynamic environment of the uterus.

[supple pendant]

Hay can anyone help me fix my vrc

[mystic isle]

Sure

[iron girder]

Interesting

So functional slingshot then.

[queen berry]

i'm watching dinofax discuss the jurassic period rn.

[mystic isle]

VERY functional

[queen berry]

"the fauna of the morrison formation"

[iron girder]

#1138891887374237706

Fauna is a cool word

[queen berry]

he has one discussing hell creek as well.

[mystic isle]

genuinely why don’t we use umbilical chords within modern shit that’s actually insane elasticity and durability for something naturally producible

[queen berry]

you know, place t rex chilled in?

[cursive epoch]

My belly hurt I am pregnant

[iron girder]

I mean, when they’re cut off they’re considered medical waste so

[iron girder]

WHATT

[mystic isle]

Did you hold hands with a man

[cursive epoch]

We are have children

[iron girder]

she held hands with ME

[cursive epoch]

With my wife

[mystic isle]

That’ll do it

[queen berry]

he discusses a bit too much, but he generally discusses life in the cretacious

like what we know and the life that thrived in it.

[iron girder]

hm? The dino dude?

[queen berry]

no, dinofax, another guy

[iron girder]

Oh haha

[mystic isle]

finodax

[iron girder]

Why is talking abt space babies making me feel philosophical

[queen berry]

i know i cant send images here, but mind if i send a link to his channel?

[mystic isle]

when you fail to sit up but you gotta be nonchalant so you start doing crunches to play it off 💔💔💔💔

[iron girder]

You can prob send links. I sent yt vids all the time haha

[iron girder]

Bro embarrassed himself 💔

[queen berry]

thnx! https://www.youtube.com/@TheDinoFax

[iron girder]

Thats like my dog running down the stairs too fast and tripping over a cord then barking at it

[cursive epoch]

Me

[iron girder]

Bruh she was so embarrassed

[mystic isle]

Nobody noticed bro they thought im just doing my crunches it’s too easy

[iron girder]

Heh .. played it off

https://tenor.com/view/flesh-house-sols-bug-jar-werewolf-gif-2818607326330514457

[mystic isle]

I’m too nonchalant bro

[iron girder]

Bro is too casual

[mystic isle]

the army’s nice kids make sure to join

[cursive epoch]

I’m just a nice guy

[iron girder]

My classmates fiance is getting deployed and they r getting married

[mystic isle]

lemme know when you do I want promotion points for recruiting

[iron girder]

She’s my age

[mystic isle]

They jus tryna get that BAH

[iron girder]

The who what now

[light sky]

https://tenor.com/view/noe-gif-14013246347627313258

[mystic isle]

Need to wife someone up that BAH hit different

[iron girder]

LMAO

They’re getting married in October and she’d always pull up to class in the bride drip

[mystic isle]

BAH = basic housing allowance

You get paid extra for dependents (spouse and children) and properties (with proper leasing)

[iron girder]

OHH

well damn, sounds nice

[mystic isle]

shi can make thousands

[iron girder]

You need to marry a strange woman from Las Vegas and do that too

[iron girder]

Noo my wife

[mystic isle]

that’s deadass where the good pay comes in cause it’s made to cover all the shit you gotta leave behind

[cursive epoch]

Hhhhggggggtrrrrrraaaa

[iron girder]

At least the government is providing

[mystic isle]

cause you’re not at home to earn more to cover that house or feed your wife and kids and base pay just ain’t enough for allat

[cursive epoch]

Why is it cheeked up

[iron girder]

Just cuz

[cursive epoch]

All them buns for what

[mystic isle]

without BAH I’d make prolly less than 1200 every 2 weeks, rn with BAH I get 1600+

[iron girder]

Oou

My brother gets shmoney for his shit but idk how much it is

[queen berry]

have you checked out his channel yet bunni?

[iron girder]

I’m watching a video but I’m peepin at it, yah

[mystic isle]

so that’s a over an 800$ a month extra without a property or dependent

now imagine that but I have a house wife and kid

[queen berry]

yea, i'm subbed to him and thevividen who also discusses dinos. i'm kind of a dino nerd.

[iron girder]

Dinosaurs are fun

[iron girder]

Free money hax

Absent father hax

[queen berry]

dinofax and vividen are gonna keep you watching for hours. i have his video on in the background rn xD

[mystic isle]

There is also is extra for being separated from your family

[iron girder]

I’m just watching a video on Duolingo lol

[iron girder]

AYO?

Bruh sign me up

But not rlly, too lazy to be fit and get up early

[mystic isle]

Family Separation Allowance - 250$ extra a month

[queen berry]

specifically his t rex video. hes discussing so much about t rex i didnt really know. including specimens, history, and general knowledge we have.

[mystic isle]

125$ extra a paycheck (every 2 weeks)

[iron girder]

Ooo good money

[mystic isle]

Unfortunately I’m a single 19yo male with no children

So no higher tier BAH no FSA

[queen berry]

hey, i'm single too so dont fret!

🤝

[cursive epoch]

I have like 20 kids
-# they’re plushies

[mystic isle]

being singles okay I just want money

[iron girder]

Adopt an orphan

[iron girder]

Me three

[queen berry]

same

[mystic isle]

Long process it’s quicker to baby trap a random at a frat party

[iron girder]

gah damn 😭

[light sky]

i mean, being single is ok for a little bit

[iron girder]

Baby Trap sounds like a 2000’s movie

[mystic isle]

9 month pregnancy vs adoption process taking years

[iron girder]

Honey I Shrunk The Kids type shit

[light sky]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-freddy-fazbear-five-nights-at-freddy's-tiny-box-transition-gif-18425325980379987056

[queen berry]

my mom is 49 and has no husband or job or cant drive and basically little money.

[iron girder]

Wow, you have a young mom

[queen berry]

my grandmas mom is in her 90s.

[iron girder]

Gah damn

[mystic isle]

Being singles okay for a good bit of time, imo you should take time and consider many things before getting in one

[iron girder]

Great grandmama type shit

[mystic isle]

but tbf I date seriously and to marry type shi so

[light sky]

ok in my defense I thought the context was "being single is good"

mb

[mystic isle]

I mean it can be good 🤷‍♂️

[iron girder]

If you’re capable of being independent and mentally healthy while single, you’re probably ok for a relationship

[light sky]

it gets lonely really quick

[mystic isle]

imo skill issue

[iron girder]

Forcing yourself on someone for dependability can be overwhelming tho

[mystic isle]

if you rely on relationships to not be lonely your relationships are more ideal than real anyways

[queen berry]

thats true. its good to find someone who cares for you and understands you well.

[iron girder]

Be like me and hyperfixate on the fact you’re probs surrounded by ghosts so you’re never alone

[mystic isle]

then that’s just the idea of a partner and someone to keep you company

[light sky]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[iron girder]

Thats why I mentioned being dependent

While having a partner is dope, you gotta be able to function

[queen berry]

for me its not so much ghosts, rather i'm just used to being alone so not even that matters, i'm just used to it.

[mystic isle]

I was at my prime socially after prolly my worst circumstances of a breakup

[iron girder]

I like ghosts

And I like my cats, and myself

[cursive epoch]

Oooooo 👻

[mystic isle]

it took a while to move on that, but once I did I found myself in a way better position on self outlook and general social placement

if that’s how you word that I’m not sure

[iron girder]

I’m enough of an introvert to be mostly ok

[light sky]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-ghosts-paranormal-drawing-オバケ-gif-5486446

[mystic isle]

The ghosts don’t like you 💔

The one in my wall told me

[iron girder]

Don’t be a hater

[light sky]

mb bro that was me

[iron girder]

WILD

[queen berry]

same here.

[iron girder]

My wife is so spooky

[light sky]

https://tenor.com/view/i-miss-my-wife-tails-i-miss-her-a-lot-sonic-the-hedgehog-snapcube-eggman-gif-27436480

[mystic isle]

since ur name is diddykong how do you feel about Nintendo announcing that they’re changing diddy kongs name due to the controversies behind the name diddy

[iron girder]

I’m forklift certified type shit

[iron girder]

to WHAT?

[mystic isle]

Danny

💀💀

[runic forge]

what the fuck

[iron girder]

Danny Kong sounds stupid as shit

[runic forge]

fucking DANIEL 😭

[iron girder]

Daniel Kong.

[cursive epoch]

Dobby Kong

[runic forge]

daniel kong is worse than learning the new pope's from chicago

[light sky]

its ironic, because my roblox account was banned because of that same reason.
changed it to my vrc username

[iron girder]

Bro is foul. I miss Pope Francis

[mystic isle]

there’s already a leaked voice line of donkey Kong saying Daniel in the new Mario kart game

[iron girder]

EUGH

[runic forge]

i mean apparently hes pretty similar to francis

[iron girder]

so his name is canonically Daniel or are you just fucking with us

[runic forge]

they were tight or wtv

[queen berry]

wait what are you doing? DONT RELEASE THAT T REX

[iron girder]

No one will beat my beautiful Francis

[mystic isle]

deadass they changed his name to Daniel

[iron girder]

That’s foul

I like it already so its too late

Daniel Kong funny as hell

[mystic isle]

it’s so bad 😔😔

[iron girder]

I’m trying so hard to hate it

[light sky]

try harder

[iron girder]

Nah

[mystic isle]

bro there’s no way you don’t

[iron girder]

I wanna hear Donkey Kong say Daniel

[queen berry]

i just picture you banging your head on your desk like squidward did to patrick in the krusty krab training video

[iron girder]

HAHA

[iron girder]

[light sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1223102567127715840/1352819236095131828/bhXWP0HfpFaaPn5IV.gif

[iron girder]

https://tenor.com/view/battering-ram-hamster-hamter-gif-27601682

[mystic isle]

I can send you it I have it screen recorded

[iron girder]

Omg thats so sad

[queen berry]

lol

[iron girder]

I love cats, that makes me sad

Bro was a thirsty outside kitty

[queen berry]

cats will always be cute and you cannot change my mind 🤝

[mystic isle]

Yea I have the Daniel voice line saved

found it in camera roll

[slate basin]

Does anyone know where I can get a high quality avatar commission

[fresh wren]

VRC Traders, link in #1204490664637890580.

[crisp delta]

bro said the c word, rip dms

[light sky]

insert picture of battle droid with the words
"did you just say the C word?"

[fresh wren]

Roger, Roger.

[crisp delta]

modss, he's posting pictures in general but in text form

[light sky]

infact i think imma go off a limb and see if i can post pictures. if i cant, then oh well

[slate basin]

?

[light sky]

ok not really

[crisp delta]

bots

[silent wind]

genuinely asking but is that crasher thing real?

[crisp delta]

no

[light sky]

nope

[slate basin]

That’s good 😃

[lapis birch]

Some are

[mystic isle]

Just send a picture bro https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215009932542484590/1370582122863263825/IMG_1642.jpg?ex=68200592&is=681eb412&hm=e05e173e4bc3c89e68fcc6fce54fdbe72b1e2e529dad83ef536f7841759d574b&

[crisp delta]

that's embedding not posting

[light sky]

im working on it

[mystic isle]

Shit forgot it shows the embed when texting

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215009932542484590/1370582122863263825/IMG_1642.jpg?ex=68200592&is=681eb412&hm=e05e173e4bc3c89e68fcc6fce54fdbe72b1e2e529dad83ef536f7841759d574b&

[silent wind]

got a video about someone sayin theres a new series of them and they can bypass safety settings n stuff

[mystic isle]

See bro trust easy

[tight orchid]

GUYSSSSSS I got a new job!!! IM A CHEER COACH!!!!!

[silent wind]

just want to make sure its not real or anything

[light sky]

ayyyyy
congrats lad

[lapis birch]

Crashers are real just have your settings in safe mode

[steel granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001644168738766949/1358588049981837516/are_you_sure.PNG?ex=681fe4b8&is=681e9338&hm=4a10f83011527ddd29a659b090fc94a35d95179b0ceefe3ce31779909cad6e9d&

[lapis birch]

Or dont turn on avatars that you feel uncomfortable with

[tight orchid]

Literally so happy bc I had to quit cheer at a young age due to my parents so now I get to help little girls get the dream I didn't get to finish :3

[lapis birch]

..

I read that so wrong what the fuck-

[light sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120063474370887683/1370582745478201464/zqsgdtviqy081.jpg?ex=68200626&is=681eb4a6&hm=157fa944a829ebad167d019f82f6f9d32215e66f81cb4064319fa0e7849c0137&

there we go

[crisp delta]

same

[tight orchid]

Oh hunny no that's terrible TvT

[mystic isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120063474370887683/1370582745478201464/zqsgdtviqy081.jpg?ex=68200626&is=681eb4a6&hm=157fa944a829ebad167d019f82f6f9d32215e66f81cb4064319fa0e7849c0137&

[lapis birch]

I had to double read it after seeing little girls

[queen berry]

wassup!

[glass laurel]

only way someone could bypass safety settings and crash you is through a client

[lapis birch]

Im dyslexic dont mind me

[light sky]

hi dyslexic

[tight orchid]

HIIIII IM A CHEER COACH NOW MY WHOLE LIFE IS TURNING AROUND AND GETTING BETTER I'm literally loving life right now

[silent wind]

thats my worry, that theres a new client out that can do that

[queen berry]

YAYY

[tight orchid]

I am too so I don't blame ya TvT

[glass laurel]

there’s multiple

[lapis birch]

fights in dyslexia

[mystic isle]

there is ALOT

[lapis birch]

Caffeine addict?!

Nu-uh thats me

[mint niche]

Could be someone using a exploit, something you can't block, but I can't confirm or deny if such exploit exist since I don't know 😄

[crisp delta]

4 monsters an hour

[mystic isle]

I had 3 triple shot Java monsters with lunch

[lapis birch]

.... stares at 50+ monsters in closet

[light sky]

anywho, im off to play fisch

[glass laurel]

you got no idea lol

[mystic isle]

that’s 900mg in one meal ^

[lapis birch]

Um, share?

[queen berry]

?

[light sky]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-tf2-goldrush-civilian-pose-gif-21010966

[lapis birch]

?????

[mystic isle]

no

[lapis birch]

Rude af

[steel granite]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-funny-one-piece-luffy-one-piece-goofy-gif-1754753788356120393

[flat bough]

Frick

[mystic isle]

real

[glass laurel]

ah, a fellow caffeine mane. i dry scoop 3 servings of pre workout mixed with a white monster as my “wake up” call

[flat bough]

[steel granite]

[lapis birch]

Who needs sleep when i can just run on 24 ounce of energy from monsters

[mystic isle]

at my prime I downed 4 bottles of Ryzes preworkout (325mg per bottle) 7 reserve monsters (135mg each I think) 1.25 liters of Dr Pepper, pack of Caffiene gummies (50mg per gummy, pack of 8,) and a pack of double shot REV gum

[mint niche]

You can die from that kekw

[steel granite]

simply just run on sheer willpower and the indomitable human spirit

[lapis birch]

That's the plan

[mystic isle]

I genuinely had a horrible addiction to caffeine, would not recommend

[lapis birch]

Im still alive tho so hahaha

[glass laurel]

i’d dab you up if i could

respect.

[mystic isle]

no respect shits detrimental

[lapis birch]

OBS a good program to stream with?

[mystic isle]

horrible sleep at night, need constant caffeine intake to get through the day

[knotty peak]

:3

[lapis birch]

:3 it da goober

[mystic isle]

the withdrawal was horrible

[glass laurel]

i goon on obs

[steel granite]

im lowk immune to caffeine idk why I take it to try and wake up

[lapis birch]

Oop I never tried obs

[knotty peak]

hello :3

[queen berry]

i like to jokingly call it obi wan kenobi studio

[lapis birch]

Lmao

[cursive epoch]

When your laptop crashes so hard even closing it continues the audio

[mint niche]

Adhd perhaps

[lapis birch]

Oop

[mystic isle]

Caffeine don’t do shit now I took a nap after those Java monsters

[steel granite]

my adhd is detrimental to my health

[queen berry]

i even renamed the exe file to it!

[steel granite]

sheer human spirit gets me through the day now ||barley||

[queen berry]

minecraft java tbh, i'm more of a bedrock guy, but java generally lags less

[light sky]

Amen

[glass laurel]

money wakes me up

[mystic isle]

Bedrock skeletons my biggest op

fuck abt the wither idgaf I can beat him the skeletons are the issue

[light sky]

me about to say “no free mods?”

[queen berry]

YES! i hate them!! i swear i cant go 1 ft infront without getting THWANGED by an arrow

[mystic isle]

gotta swoop that Minecraft store at the right moments they put free shit out rather often

[glass laurel]

aimbot

[steel granite]

java skeletons lowk still on that timing, I've had like 10 literally fall to their death just to shoot me

like what was the point

[mystic isle]

They hit more 360 no scopes on my ass than a certified uncs former cod career

[steel granite]

skeletons are all the skeletons of war vets

someone get game theory over here rn

[light sky]

Warning: there is a skeleton piloting your body right now

[steel granite]

get him tf out

[queen berry]

i lowkey wanna make a crossbow just to show them what a real arrow is like

[mystic isle]

I can tell you rn them skeletons aiming way better than most them war vets and current soldiers

[queen berry]

it'll never stop being discussed on which weapon is more precise, the arrow or the crossbow

[mystic isle]

Crossbow?

How’s that even a question

[light sky]

Crossbow.

[lapis birch]

...

[queen berry]

yea!! thank you!

[lapis birch]

My brain tn

[steel granite]

ive not once used crossbow, not doing allat, regualr bow the og

[lapis birch]

Holy

[mystic isle]

the crossbow… is literally the more accurate and powerful one

I prefer using the og bow jus cause that be how it is

but anyone saying it’s more accurate just need to move on

[crisp delta]

nah the bedrock wither. it literally has twice the hp on bedrock

[mystic isle]

Yeah but they easy u jus gotta know what you doing, but god forbid the fucking skeleton crew finds me on the way back to my base

[queen berry]

don't need to worry, i side with you on this, crossbow is better in everything

[light sky]

I, on the other hand, have a much more… Lethal choice in mind:
Rival Rebel’s S202 Seek rocket launcher

[mystic isle]

open planes I’m 100% fucking cooked without a shield, they got the range and built in aimbot

and god FORBID we on a damn mountain or hill

[queen berry]

real

[mystic isle]

and I get combo’d by 4 different fucking arrows

knocking me off fucking Mount Everest down faster than a frats ego when rejected for the first time

[queen berry]

same. i actually get nervous when i see skeletons outside my house.

atleast creepers can be dealt with. skeletons, nope

[crisp delta]

no y'know what's even worse, bedrock baby zombies

2 of them

[mystic isle]

man you just gotta look down and smack they still not shit compared to the bitch ass Minecraft representation of vrchat eboys

[mystic isle]

skeleton built ass mfs haunting my Minecraft game aimbotting me from their max distance

[pallid lava]

Cries in missing ping

[crisp delta]

itd be daytime and im getting wood, I get aimbot sniped from the fucking middle of nowhere

[mint niche]

Muu

[mystic isle]

THIS IS ANOTHER THING, when playing online I KNOW some those arrows not hitting my shit

[mystic isle]

ight rants over I got cap censored

[mint niche]

We're in the minecraft channel now 😂

[mystic isle]

Vrchat rant now

I don’t have anything to rant about rn i think ive ranted most issues on this game

[pallid lava]

Oh are we ?

[mint niche]

Ye fr

Also how are you?

[queen berry]

i just take out any unsuspecting animals outside my house in mc, pigs, cows, chickens, a few times i use arrows i snipe em.

[dense pike]

chicken jockey

[mint niche]

Ffs

[queen berry]

yesterday i lead a creeper to a block of TNT in a hole to make more room for mining, but it didnt go well.

[crisp delta]

i like to play with potential death, ill sometimes bait a creeper into getting shot by a skeleton so i can get music discs

[light sky]

https://tenor.com/view/a-minecraft-movie-jack-black-chicken-jockey-explosion-minecraft-gif-989142655686050483

[mystic isle]

Ugh. Okay, look—for the last freakin’ time—can everyone just stop calling me a “good boy”? Seriously. I’m not a dog. I’m not some eager little golden retriever wagging his tail waiting for a treat. I’m a grown-ass man. I pay bills. I fix my own car. I make my own damn coffee in the morning. I don’t need your approval. I don’t want your praise.

Like—why does everyone suddenly feel the need to pat me on the head with that stupid little grin and go “aww, you’re such a good boy”? Do I look like I crave that kind of validation? Do I look like I want to melt into a puddle of warm fuzzies the second someone uses that tone? ‘Cause I don’t. I absolutely do not feel my heart race or my stomach twist into weird butterflies when someone says it with that smug, syrupy voice. Nope. Not at all.

I mean… sure, maybe I do nice things. Maybe I hold the door open. Maybe I help people carry stuff. Maybe I go a little out of my way to make sure everyone’s okay. But that doesn’t mean I want to be cooed at like some obedient little—ugh. Just stop. Stop calling me that. It’s embarrassing. It’s weird. It’s manipulative. And it’s not like it makes me feel weirdly warm inside and kind of proud and… okay no NOPE not the point.

I’m just saying… don’t. Seriously. Stop calling me a good boy.

(…but like—if you happen to say it again… just, like, not in public, okay?)

[crisp delta]

fucking epilepsy warning

[mystic isle]

Why does someone with epilepsy play vrchat

[light sky]

He was replying to my gif

[mystic isle]

yeah but we in a vrchat server

[crisp delta]

i don't have it, it's like 10:30 PM and it was bright as shit

[mystic isle]

fair ig

[light sky]

true

[crisp delta]

goood boy~

[light sky]

You gonna let that slide? Cause I dont think so

[mystic isle]

bro

[lilac wigeon]

I am good apologies just got back from guitar jam sesh

[crisp delta]

there is no way that's not a copy pasta

[mystic isle]

I wrote that personally

[crisp delta]

oh shi mb, sorry

[queen berry]

oh nice!

[mint niche]

Good question. The answer is the same reason everyone else play vrchat

[mystic isle]

Oh God, no—especially not from a woman. That’s like… that’s the worst-case scenario. Absolute nightmare fuel. You think being called a “good boy” by anyone is bad? Try hearing it from a woman—with that tone. That soft, teasing, vaguely approving tone that hits you right in the chest like a heat-seeking missile of emotional confusion.

It’s humiliating. Degrading. Devastatingly effective. Like, one second I’m standing there, doing something normal—like helping carry groceries or remembering to lock the door or whatever—and then she hits me with that “aww, you’re such a good boy.” Game over. Brain gone. Spine? Liquid. Pride? In shambles. You think I’m blushing? No, that’s just rage. Obviously. Intense, furious, blood-rushing-to-my-face rage.

And don’t even get me started on the eye contact. If she says it while looking at me like she knows what she’s doing—like she knows that those words scramble my entire internal operating system? That should be illegal. I’ll file a formal complaint. With who? I don’t know. God, maybe.

Seriously, I don’t need that kind of weakness in my life. I’m trying to be strong. Stoic. Mysterious. Not some flustered wreck with shaky knees because some woman dared to whisper “good boy” in my direction like it’s some kind of reward and not emotional black magic. It’s psychological warfare. That’s what it is.

[lilac wigeon]

Jesus

[mint niche]

Copy and pasta

[light sky]

Pasta…

[mystic isle]

It’s from my soul

[crisp delta]

thought so

[mint niche]

I did that on purpose 😂

[mystic isle]

what’s up Dannykong

[mystic isle]

You killed the chat

[cursive epoch]

I tooted

[lucid wave]

What in the chatgpt paragraph

[mystic isle]

I’ve been figured out 😔

[lucid wave]

the em dashes give it away

[mystic isle]

By the admins no less

[mint niche]

We all know

[mystic isle]

ikr I’m too lazy to delete them

[runic forge]

dont bully my em dashes.....

[crisp delta]

did you know you can just... replace them

[runic forge]

replace em*

[mystic isle]

if I’m too lazy to delete them what makes you think ima replace them

[mint niche]

Just ask gpt to do it for you kekw

[crisp delta]

cus you can do it instantly

[runic forge]

the humble ctrl+h:

[mystic isle]

Ugh. Okay, for the last fucking time can everyone just stop calling me a “good boy”? Seriously. I’m not a dog. I’m not some eager little golden retriever wagging his tail waiting for a treat. I’m a grown-ass man. I pay bills. I fix my own car. I make my own damn coffee in the morning. I don’t need your approval. I don’t want your praise.

Like why the HELL does everyone suddenly feel the need to pat me on the head with that stupid little grin and go “aww, you’re such a good boy”? Do I look like I crave that kind of validation? Do I look like I want to melt into a puddle of warm fuzzies the second someone uses that tone? Cause I fucking don’t. I absolutely do not feel my heart race or my stomach twist into weird butterflies when someone says it with that smug, syrupy voice. Nope. Not at all.

I mean sure, maybe I do nice things. Maybe I hold the door open. Maybe I help people carry stuff. Maybe I go a little out of my way to make sure everyone’s okay. But that doesn’t mean I want to be cooed at like some obedient little BITCH. Just stop. Stop calling me that. It’s embarrassing. It’s weird. It’s manipulative. And it’s not like it makes me feel weirdly warm inside and kind of proud and okay no NOPE not the point.

I’m just saying… don’t. Seriously. Stop calling me a good boy.

(but like jf you happen to say it again… not in public ai?)